August 29, 2024 • 20 mins
We’re feelin’ good at 5am! Callers share an awkward moments they couldn't stop laughing. Chilli's son having dental drama. How do you plan to celebrate retirement? Plus we talk to Dee in Laurel about her Crazy First Date that went international, and we get the answer to our Nearly Impossible Question!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Toby and Chilly Mornings on demand on ninety seven point
one Wash Up Out.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Toby and Chilly in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Feeling good before five o'clock here at ninety seven point
one wash FM. And I'll say why, and I don't
and I know that this is not the case everywhere,
but there were no thunderstorms last night where I live.
And normally I like a good thunderstorm because that's just
really nature's white noise is great for stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's been scientifically proven.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And the fact that there were not thunderstorms last night
through the overnight is a good thing. And the reason
why is because I have no idea whether or not
I would have had power at some point in time
during the night, and when you lose power, it resets
everything like alarms and clocks and all of this stuff.
(00:46):
So the fact that there was no thunderstorm why I
live in Rockville at least, yeah, is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And that's why I'm feeling good before five this morning.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know if we had any uh in tysons
after I went to bed. I do know they're calling
for more storm this evening, pretty severe ones and we're
likely happening this evening.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Allegedly they said that yesterday. That's why I was all
excited about it. I thought that it was going to
happen then.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, I was hoping it would get out of the
way before time for sleep. Now, with our luck, it'll
happen tonight in the middle of the night. There'll be
power outages and things will get a little weird. And
that's never fun when you wake up in the morning
and you're like, wait a minute, what I know.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, No, it's great, No, it's true.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So here we go on the twenty ninth day of August.
It's ninety seven point one was CHEFM. We're coming up
in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We want to talk about an awkward moment where you
just couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And if you've got one right now that comes to mind,
feel free to call and jump into the conversation before
we even have it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why not.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Eight six, six, nine two seven forty three sixty one
is the number of the talkback microphones open if you're
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It'll come to us right in the studio that's on
the way, Good morning DC. You ever have one of
those moments where you just start laughing and you can't stop,
but you start laughing at the most awkward time ninety
(02:10):
seven point one. Watch FM orre Toby and Chilly in
the Morning at eight six six, nineteen seven forty three
sixty one. If this has happened to you and you
want to tell us all about it, we're listening and
we won't judge.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Has it ever happened to you? Chilly?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my husband still brings it up to this day.
We were a Great Wolf Lodge last year and he
was in the Lazy River and the inner tube he
went on flipped backwards, which it's.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Slow motion, and I know that I know that it
caught him.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Off guard, but seeing him crash backwards into the water,
it's one of those things where you're laughing and saying,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You're laughing and crying at the same time, what about you?
Back when I was a bigger individual, I ripped the
crotch out of my suit pants at the Beverly Hilton.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no, And there was no covering it up.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Thank god, I had a jacket on, because the jacket
obscured the fact that I had a giant l rip
down there near the nether bit?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Was it other people inappropriately laughing?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, they were laughing because they knew what was going on.
They're like, why are you holding your jacket like that?
I'm like, why do you think I'm holding my jacket
like that? You don't need to see the boxer briefs. Oh,
you had to be there at the time to understand
the humor. Leslie Rockville, you're on two seventy. You started laughing.
You couldn't stop.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
We were in high school when we were in the
middle of a test and we had like this really
strict teacher where she didn't let you talk. You know,
she never cracked jokes.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
She was like real serious type teacher.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
All of a sudden, somebody passed gass and we just all.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Burst out laughing. We don't know if it was a
teacher or not, but her face turned feet red.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And she just quiet quiet.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
We just all burst out laughing, and she got mad
because we started laughing in the middle.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Of a test.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
So well, parts are funny.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Indeed, they call it childish humor for reason. Melissa Charlington,
what happened?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
It was years ago. We were traveling. My mom was driving,
my sister was in the front seat, my grandmother was
in the back seat. Started feeling a little queasy in
the backseat. She proceeds to trade places with my sister.
As we're going down the interstate. She ends up with
her head in the floorboard. She starts passing bath, she
starts wedding herself, and then she throws up and we
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are all laughing so hard. My mom had to pull
off the side of the road, and we felt so
sorry for her, but we couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh no, that would have been a mess to clean up,
and the stink of it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh Actually, why am I detecting a theme with these situations?
They all have to do with bodily functions. What is
it to make bodily functions so funny?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, they're funny.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
If it's not you that I'm meaning.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
To flatcha leans.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Anybody have a situation where you started laughing and you
just couldn't stop We like hearing about bodily functions. Gone
sideways eight sixty six WASHFM, the number one that's eight
six six nine two seven forty three sixty one. Feel
free to call now. And tell us your story. We
love hearing them. With Toby and Chilly in the Morning,
We're coming up next. We're gonna help you to get
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your mind ride, your morning mindset for this Thursday on
the way time to check your head. It's what we
call your morning mindset. Ninety seven point one WASHFM with
Toby and Chilly in the Morning. Thank you for letting
us be your choice as you get your new day started.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
And what's the quote that you chose to share with
everyone today?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Robert two says, someone appreciates you, no matter how much
you'd do for them. Release yourself. Go where you're appreciated
and understood. You know, maybe you're at a place where
you've just reached a certain point that they're not going
to appreciate what it is you do or bring to
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the table. And you know what, and that's fine. You
know you can't please everybody all of the time. So
really to yourself, go where you're appreciated and understood. And
remember these words came from Robert too this morning, and
if you need to read them again, maybe you need
to share them with someone that's going through some sort
of a thing and maybe it'll speak to them. Find
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it the Toby and chilipage at WASHFM dot com. Now,
if you stay there, we've got your entertainment news. We
call it showbiz Buzz. That's on the way in a
few minutes. What are you working on?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, the host for next year's Golden Globes has been
announced and she's a familiar face.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
If you watch the Roast of Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Stay there for even more tub for your entertainment news fix.
We call it show biz Buzz at ninety seven point
one wash CHEFM Toby and Chilly in the morning, Chili.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, Nicki Glazer is going to be hosting next year's
Golden Globes. Her comedy's special, Nicki Glazer Someday You'll Die
has been nominated for an Emmy. She also gained national
attention earlier this year for her performance on the Roast
of Tom Brady. The Golden Globes will be airing on
CBS January fifth. All right, everybody, the old School Victoria's
(07:04):
Secret Fashion Show is back to herald the return of
the iconic event. Og supermodel Tyra Banks and raining supermodel
Gigi Hadid appeared in a video clip on social media.
That event's going to be taking place October fifteenth in
New York City. There's a TikToker named Logan Moffatt and
he has caused quite a stir with his viral cucumber
(07:28):
recipes and those videos have now been linked to a
shortage of cucumbers in Iceland, but farmers hope the supply
will be normal in about a week. According to a
recent survey, America's Got Talent has been crowned America's favorite
reality TV show. American Idol came in second, followed by
Family Feud in third. By the way, the average American
(07:49):
watches reality TV four days a week. And ESPN launching
a new feature on its app where it's going to
show fans where they can tune in to watch games.
It'll include games that are not even carried by the network.
Users can just search for specific events and then customize
it to push their favorite teams and leagues to the top.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And that's to show his buzz.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So coming up in a few minutes, we'll get to
top stories at the top of the hour. Because you
need even more news in your life in this town,
we're happy to oblige. At ninety seven point one WATCHFM
with Toby.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And Chilli in the market. Top stories, Top of the Hour.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
DC officials are calling the death of a longtime police
officer tragic and unbearable. Investigator Wayne David died last night
after a gun that he was trying to retrieve from
a storm drain went off and wounded him in the
upper body. Police in Loud County looking for witnesses to
a double shooting yesterday morning at Sterling. Deputies responded to
(08:44):
Ridgetop Circle and found two people suffering from gunshot wounds
in the parking lot of a business park. DC's Department
of Public Works has been forced to open a third
m pound lot as crews have been towing dozens of
vehicles known to have thousands of dollars in n paid
traffic tickets. So they've been targeting DC's entertainment districts on
the weekend and towing violators from Maryland and Virginia.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Hayfield High School in.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alexandria getting the green light to start their football season
today as scheduled. There were allegations of student athlete recruitment
violations and some players failing to meet residency requirements. However,
an investigation found that Hayfield and their new head coach
did nothing wrong and those claims were based on rumors.
(09:30):
Four metro Line stations that have been closed since June
set to reopen this weekend Wheaton, Glenmont Forest Glen stations
fully opening on Sunday. And Consumer Reports just came out
with their first ever ranking of the most reliable used
car brands. Lexus tops the list, followed by Toyota and
MASDA forecast another hot and humid day with the chance
(09:52):
of severe storms this afternoon. Highs around ninety right now
seventy one in Indian heads.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So has there ever been a time where you just
started laughing and you couldn't stop? And it happened at
like one of the most inappropriate times?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Eight six six, nineteen seven forty three sixty one, eight
sixty six Wash FM the number one. So people have
stories to share, So we'll we are all ears and
we'll get to some of those. Coming up NeXT's Toby
and Chilly in the Morning continues on a little bit
earlier with Toby and Chilly in the Morning, we were
talking about a time you just started laughing and you
could not stop.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, and the most inappropriate place at that.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Good morning. What's your name and where are you calling from?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's Maritza and I'm from Arlington, but right now I'm
in DC.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Welcome, So what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I got married in Jamaica. When we came back, I
changed all my credit cards, did all that stuff, and
went to change my driver's license. And it turns out
that Virginia does not recognize foreign marriages. Yeah, we had
to get married again at the courthouse. Well it was
a quick thing. And I'm wearing, you know, jeans and
construction boots and a ripped T shirt and I laughed
through the entire ceremony. I couldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I'm an ordained minister of Thanks to the Internet, I
would have just said, yep, go your kiss.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right, you're married? Good?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Was the efficient Confused? Why you were laughing so hard?
I like, ma'am, I was not allowing matter.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
It was laughing too because I was laughing so hard.
I just couldn't stop.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, that would have been the best ceremony ever.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's like, are you are you in costume or is
this really your wedding attire?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm talking because I work at Low's and my T
shirt was just ripped and it was it was a
hot message.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm sure the photos of the actual union from Jamaica
came out good.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, those were fantastic and that wedding was beautiful. Toby
and Chilly's nearly impossible Questionally.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
One percent of this food that is sold in the
US will actually be eaten.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The number is eight six six nine to seven forty
three sixty one. Call now answer this here, nearly impossible
question right and you will win tickets to see Mariah
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(12:09):
Here's the question again.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Only one percent of this food that is sold in
the US will actually be eaten?
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What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
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The answer is on the way, So just to stay
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Speaker 4 (12:26):
Toby and Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Only one percent of this food that is sold in
the US will actually be eaten?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Tickets Mariah on the line. It's a Christmas tour. Thanks
Live Nation, Janet and Dermot, Good morning. That's the question.
What is your guess for these tickets?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
My guess is pumpkin?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Pumpkin? H Do you eat the pumpkin? Do people you
know enjoy the pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes, Like we use it in pancakes all the time,
so I'm like, it's the season, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ooh, okay, ooh, that's a very rare thing.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Don't usually eat the pumpkin?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh they have the pumpkins seat like pumpkin in a can.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, like you can put it in the in the
pancake mix.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, an actual pumpkin is the answer. Only one percent
of people eat it.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
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now from ninety seven point one. Watch FM back tomorrow
with another round of your nearly Impossible question and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
More tickets to go see Mariah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Thanks guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You are welcome and stay right there. The news Top
stories at the top of the hour, on the Way
in minute, Top Stories top of the hour.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
A number of injuries were reported after United Airlines Flight
had to make an emergency landing in Memphis yesterday.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
The Boeing seven thirty seven was.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Flying from Cancun to Chicago when it hit severe turbulence
and was forced to land. Six people suffered minor injuries.
One person was taken to a hospital. A DC Police
officer was killed yesterday after accidentally getting shot while trying
to retrieve a gun that was thrown down a storm
drain by a suspect. Investigators say that Wayne David was
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hit at least once in the upper body. Lowd County
Public Schools is considering letting students carry narcan, that's the
opioid overdose reversing drug in schools now. The policy would
only apply to students who are sixteen and older, and
students who are trained and certified would be able to
administer it in an emergency. Frontier Airlines plans to resume
(14:30):
flights to Atlanta and Orlando out of Dulles Airport later
this year. The low cost carrier hasn't had regular flights
from Dulles since twenty twenty two. The twentieth annual DC
Jazz Festival got underway yesterday with multiple performances at venues
like the Kennety Center, Hamilton, and the Embassy of Australia.
Organizers have arranged over one hundred concerts during the event,
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and that's going to continue through Sunday and finally, according
to a recent study, eye color changes are the most
danger cosmetic procedure, with a ninety two percent risk of complications.
File lifts came in second place, followed by the Brazilian
butt lift that has a thirty eight percent complication risk.
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Forecast for today, hot and humid. Do you have a
chance of storms this afternoon? Highs around ninety right now
seventy one in Centreville.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Can we talk about your retirement. It's time for you
to start doing some retirement planning. The celebration of retirement planning.
That's right, how do you plan to celebrate eight six, six,
nine two, seven forty three sixty one call us now,
tell us how you plan on celebrating the golden years
of life. We'll get into it coming up in just
(15:42):
a few minutes. As Toby and Chilliy in the Morning continues,
hang out, let's talk retirement and retirement planning. Reinvention and
retirement planning. Toby and Chilly in the Morning. It's ninety
seven point one. Was CHEFM at eight sixty six was CHEFM,
the number one take six, six, nine, two, seven, forty
three sixty one.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Retirement's a big life chain.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah. Normally a lot of people use life changes is
an excuse to make a change to the way they
operate in life. Yeah, it's a chance to just take
everything that was, throw it out the window and start over.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Do you have anything like this plant.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Well for retirement.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I would love to move into like one of those
retirement committees like buy a body of water, lake, ocean, whatever,
And I'd definitely be volunteering a lot. It would be
an improved version of myself. What would your reinvention look like?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I would go straight up world traveler.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I would sell all of my stuff right, and then
the first thing I would do is I'd move to
Ecuador for three months next to the woman who used
to call us, who used to gaze over coffee at
the whales as they swam by.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What was her name, Lane, A Lane from Ecuador. Yes.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Then after that three months, I would go to one
of those Italian villages where they pay you to.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Come live for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Fix up the house, sell it, flip it, move on,
flip spin the globes.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
By the way, the number one answer people said they
would travel a lot in retirement because they would have
the time to do so.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
See for me, I would go live anywhere that ever
interested me. That would just be a thing. You'd be
getting sun by the lake or perhaps the beach. I'll
be hanging out with Elaine in Ecuador or other places.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Eight six six, nine two seven forty three sixty one
is the number talkback microphones wide open for you too?
How would you reinvent yourself in retirement? Stories? Please can't
wait to hear them. We'll get to them coming up
in a few but first we have to get to
one of your crazy first date stories.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We go to Laurel for this one.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, D went on a first date a concert in
a totally different country.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Wait till you hear about that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Day and talk about reinventions. When it comes to first
date's domus.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's Toby and Chilly's crazy first date in Laurel D.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
We went to Texas and I visited a friend who
I had known over the years, just casually, and we
go to breakfast that turned into lunch and he literally
he had a flight to catch a few hours later,
and he goes what would happen if I shot my shot?
And I'm like, wait, is this the real thing? So
that conversation evolved into him saying his favorite artist is
going to be performing in Cape Town in a few
(18:13):
days and he would love for us to go to
the concert together. So I pulled up flight information on
my phone. I'm like, are we really going to do this?
It seems kind of silly. We're one or two drinks
in and he's like yeah, and so I leave my phone.
I go to back and I'm like, if I come back,
and the tickets like already purchased, we're going to go,
And so I come back and he pushed the information
on the phone. Ticket was purchased. So four days later
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I got on a flight to go to South Africa.
On the way, one of the plane the connecting flights
left me. It was a mess, but I got there
just in time the next day for the concert. So
we went and had a great time and the best
first take so far.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Please tell me it ended happily and that maybe you
saw each other again.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Well, I stayed with him like the whole time while
I was there, So we saw each other for the
next three to four days. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
All.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
We went fight seeing, we went to dinner, We did
a bunch of things.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yes, I've heard there's a lot of things to do
in South Africa, but that's more than just shooting one shot.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's like throwing a hail mary pass. Did you think
that he had lost his mind when he brought that up?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Originally in the moment, I did, because I didn't expect
this date to turn into that. I didn't even think
it was a date. We were just having breakfast. So
in that first moment I was again. Then I said
why not? Actually, what would be the reason not to
do this?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, it sounds like the beginning of a great love story.
What happened after that trip he did?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
We kept in contact. We were dating, I guess long
distance dating. It was new, it was fresh, but after
some months it didn't end up working out.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No more distance shows up. I mean, it's one thing
to fly to South Africa, it's another thing to have
a long distance relationship when you're here in the DMB.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And he's in used to the dudes in Tahas.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, man, And that was like the bar that you
guys set with the first date.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You can't come back from that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
What is the next guy going to have to do
take you on on around the world cruise.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
At this point, let's just start with a nice date
right here, like Potomac or Alexandria or something like that,
and go from there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
How about maybe a different concert not in South Africa
but at Capitol One Arena to go see justin Timberlake.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
That will make my.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Congratulations, the tickets are yours thanks to Live Nation. Thank you,
and see you didn't have to get your passport out
for the show.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
I didn't thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hey, are there any Durani's in the house fanso Duran Duran?
If so, we would love to hear from you and
your crazy first aid story.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They're going to be in town cfg Bank Arena in October,
so give us a call right now.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Eight sixty six nine two seven four three six one.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Top stories at the top of the hour on the way.
That's what we call the news. It's ninety seven point
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Toby and Chilly in the morning.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Feeling good before five o'clock here at ninety seven point
one wash FM. And I'll say why, and I don't
and I know that this is not the case everywhere,
but there were no thunderstorms last night where I live.
And normally I like a good thunderstorm because that's just
really nature's white noise is great for stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's been scientifically proven.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
And the fact that there were not thunderstorms last night
through the overnight is a good thing. And the reason
why is because I have no idea whether or not
I would have had power at some point in time
during the night, and when you lose power, it resets
everything like alarms and clocks and all of this stuff.
(00:46):
So the fact that there was no thunderstorm why I
live in Rockville at least, yeah, is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
And that's why I'm feeling good before five this morning.
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
I don't know if we had any uh in tysons
after I went to bed. I do know they're calling
for more storm this evening, pretty severe ones and we're
likely happening this evening.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Allegedly they said that yesterday. That's why I was all
excited about it. I thought that it was going to
happen then.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
No, I was hoping it would get out of the
way before time for sleep. Now, with our luck, it'll
happen tonight in the middle of the night. There'll be
power outages and things will get a little weird. And
that's never fun when you wake up in the morning
and you're like, wait a minute, what I know.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No, No, it's great, No, it's true.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
So here we go on the twenty ninth day of August.
It's ninety seven point one was CHEFM. We're coming up
in a few minutes.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
We want to talk about an awkward moment where you
just couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And if you've got one right now that comes to mind,
feel free to call and jump into the conversation before
we even have it.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Why not.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Eight six, six, nine two seven forty three sixty one
is the number of the talkback microphones open if you're
signed in to your iHeart app. It's that mic with
the red circle around it. Press it speak for thirty seconds.
It'll come to us right in the studio that's on
the way, Good morning DC. You ever have one of
those moments where you just start laughing and you can't stop,
but you start laughing at the most awkward time ninety
(02:10):
seven point one. Watch FM orre Toby and Chilly in
the Morning at eight six six, nineteen seven forty three
sixty one. If this has happened to you and you
want to tell us all about it, we're listening and
we won't judge.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Has it ever happened to you? Chilly?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my husband still brings it up to this day.
We were a Great Wolf Lodge last year and he
was in the Lazy River and the inner tube he
went on flipped backwards, which it's.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Slow motion, and I know that I know that it
caught him.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Off guard, but seeing him crash backwards into the water,
it's one of those things where you're laughing and saying,
are you okay?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
You're laughing and crying at the same time, what about you?
Back when I was a bigger individual, I ripped the
crotch out of my suit pants at the Beverly Hilton.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Oh no, And there was no covering it up.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Thank god, I had a jacket on, because the jacket
obscured the fact that I had a giant l rip
down there near the nether bit?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Was it other people inappropriately laughing?
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, they were laughing because they knew what was going on.
They're like, why are you holding your jacket like that?
I'm like, why do you think I'm holding my jacket
like that? You don't need to see the boxer briefs. Oh,
you had to be there at the time to understand
the humor. Leslie Rockville, you're on two seventy. You started laughing.
You couldn't stop.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (03:30):
We were in high school when we were in the
middle of a test and we had like this really
strict teacher where she didn't let you talk. You know,
she never cracked jokes.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
She was like real serious type teacher.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
All of a sudden, somebody passed gass and we just all.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Burst out laughing. We don't know if it was a
teacher or not, but her face turned feet red.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
And she just quiet quiet.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
We just all burst out laughing, and she got mad
because we started laughing in the middle.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Of a test.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
So well, parts are funny.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Indeed, they call it childish humor for reason. Melissa Charlington,
what happened?
Speaker 7 (04:02):
It was years ago. We were traveling. My mom was driving,
my sister was in the front seat, my grandmother was
in the back seat. Started feeling a little queasy in
the backseat. She proceeds to trade places with my sister.
As we're going down the interstate. She ends up with
her head in the floorboard. She starts passing bath, she
starts wedding herself, and then she throws up and we
(04:24):
are all laughing so hard. My mom had to pull
off the side of the road, and we felt so
sorry for her, but we couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh no, that would have been a mess to clean up,
and the stink of it.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh Actually, why am I detecting a theme with these situations?
They all have to do with bodily functions. What is
it to make bodily functions so funny?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, they're funny.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
If it's not you that I'm meaning.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
To flatcha leans.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Anybody have a situation where you started laughing and you
just couldn't stop We like hearing about bodily functions. Gone
sideways eight sixty six WASHFM, the number one that's eight
six six nine two seven forty three sixty one. Feel
free to call now. And tell us your story. We
love hearing them. With Toby and Chilly in the Morning,
We're coming up next. We're gonna help you to get
(05:14):
your mind ride, your morning mindset for this Thursday on
the way time to check your head. It's what we
call your morning mindset. Ninety seven point one WASHFM with
Toby and Chilly in the Morning. Thank you for letting
us be your choice as you get your new day started.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
And what's the quote that you chose to share with
everyone today?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Robert two says, someone appreciates you, no matter how much
you'd do for them. Release yourself. Go where you're appreciated
and understood. You know, maybe you're at a place where
you've just reached a certain point that they're not going
to appreciate what it is you do or bring to
(05:54):
the table. And you know what, and that's fine. You
know you can't please everybody all of the time. So
really to yourself, go where you're appreciated and understood. And
remember these words came from Robert too this morning, and
if you need to read them again, maybe you need
to share them with someone that's going through some sort
of a thing and maybe it'll speak to them. Find
(06:15):
it the Toby and chilipage at WASHFM dot com. Now,
if you stay there, we've got your entertainment news. We
call it showbiz Buzz. That's on the way in a
few minutes. What are you working on?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Well, the host for next year's Golden Globes has been
announced and she's a familiar face.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
If you watch the Roast of Tom Brady.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Stay there for even more tub for your entertainment news fix.
We call it show biz Buzz at ninety seven point
one wash CHEFM Toby and Chilly in the morning, Chili.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Well, Nicki Glazer is going to be hosting next year's
Golden Globes. Her comedy's special, Nicki Glazer Someday You'll Die
has been nominated for an Emmy. She also gained national
attention earlier this year for her performance on the Roast
of Tom Brady. The Golden Globes will be airing on
CBS January fifth. All right, everybody, the old School Victoria's
(07:04):
Secret Fashion Show is back to herald the return of
the iconic event. Og supermodel Tyra Banks and raining supermodel
Gigi Hadid appeared in a video clip on social media.
That event's going to be taking place October fifteenth in
New York City. There's a TikToker named Logan Moffatt and
he has caused quite a stir with his viral cucumber
(07:28):
recipes and those videos have now been linked to a
shortage of cucumbers in Iceland, but farmers hope the supply
will be normal in about a week. According to a
recent survey, America's Got Talent has been crowned America's favorite
reality TV show. American Idol came in second, followed by
Family Feud in third. By the way, the average American
(07:49):
watches reality TV four days a week. And ESPN launching
a new feature on its app where it's going to
show fans where they can tune in to watch games.
It'll include games that are not even carried by the network.
Users can just search for specific events and then customize
it to push their favorite teams and leagues to the top.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
And that's to show his buzz.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So coming up in a few minutes, we'll get to
top stories at the top of the hour. Because you
need even more news in your life in this town,
we're happy to oblige. At ninety seven point one WATCHFM
with Toby.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
And Chilli in the market. Top stories, Top of the Hour.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
DC officials are calling the death of a longtime police
officer tragic and unbearable. Investigator Wayne David died last night
after a gun that he was trying to retrieve from
a storm drain went off and wounded him in the
upper body. Police in Loud County looking for witnesses to
a double shooting yesterday morning at Sterling. Deputies responded to
(08:44):
Ridgetop Circle and found two people suffering from gunshot wounds
in the parking lot of a business park. DC's Department
of Public Works has been forced to open a third
m pound lot as crews have been towing dozens of
vehicles known to have thousands of dollars in n paid
traffic tickets. So they've been targeting DC's entertainment districts on
the weekend and towing violators from Maryland and Virginia.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Hayfield High School in.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Alexandria getting the green light to start their football season
today as scheduled. There were allegations of student athlete recruitment
violations and some players failing to meet residency requirements. However,
an investigation found that Hayfield and their new head coach
did nothing wrong and those claims were based on rumors.
(09:30):
Four metro Line stations that have been closed since June
set to reopen this weekend Wheaton, Glenmont Forest Glen stations
fully opening on Sunday. And Consumer Reports just came out
with their first ever ranking of the most reliable used
car brands. Lexus tops the list, followed by Toyota and
MASDA forecast another hot and humid day with the chance
(09:52):
of severe storms this afternoon. Highs around ninety right now
seventy one in Indian heads.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
So has there ever been a time where you just
started laughing and you couldn't stop? And it happened at
like one of the most inappropriate times?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Eight six six, nineteen seven forty three sixty one, eight
sixty six Wash FM the number one. So people have
stories to share, So we'll we are all ears and
we'll get to some of those. Coming up NeXT's Toby
and Chilly in the Morning continues on a little bit
earlier with Toby and Chilly in the Morning, we were
talking about a time you just started laughing and you
could not stop.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yes, and the most inappropriate place at that.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Good morning. What's your name and where are you calling from?
Speaker 5 (10:33):
It's Maritza and I'm from Arlington, but right now I'm
in DC.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Welcome, So what's on your mind?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
I got married in Jamaica. When we came back, I
changed all my credit cards, did all that stuff, and
went to change my driver's license. And it turns out
that Virginia does not recognize foreign marriages. Yeah, we had
to get married again at the courthouse. Well it was
a quick thing. And I'm wearing, you know, jeans and
construction boots and a ripped T shirt and I laughed
through the entire ceremony. I couldn't stop.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I'm an ordained minister of Thanks to the Internet, I
would have just said, yep, go your kiss.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
All right, you're married? Good?
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Was the efficient Confused? Why you were laughing so hard?
I like, ma'am, I was not allowing matter.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
It was laughing too because I was laughing so hard.
I just couldn't stop.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Well, that would have been the best ceremony ever.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
He's like, are you are you in costume or is
this really your wedding attire?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I'm talking because I work at Low's and my T
shirt was just ripped and it was it was a
hot message.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm sure the photos of the actual union from Jamaica
came out good.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
Yeah, those were fantastic and that wedding was beautiful. Toby
and Chilly's nearly impossible Questionally.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
One percent of this food that is sold in the
US will actually be eaten.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
The number is eight six six nine to seven forty
three sixty one. Call now answer this here, nearly impossible
question right and you will win tickets to see Mariah
Capital One Arena December one. Thank you, Live Nation. She
is the Queen of Christmas. This is her Christmas tour.
(12:09):
Here's the question again.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Only one percent of this food that is sold in
the US will actually be eaten?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Hmm yum. If you think you know the answer, calm
out get it right. When your way to see Mariah
ninety seven point one Wash FM.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
The answer is on the way, So just to stay
right there.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Toby and Chilli's nearly impossible question.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Only one percent of this food that is sold in
the US will actually be eaten?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Tickets Mariah on the line. It's a Christmas tour. Thanks
Live Nation, Janet and Dermot, Good morning. That's the question.
What is your guess for these tickets?
Speaker 6 (12:44):
My guess is pumpkin?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Pumpkin? H Do you eat the pumpkin? Do people you
know enjoy the pumpkin?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes, Like we use it in pancakes all the time,
so I'm like, it's the season, you know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Ooh, okay, ooh, that's a very rare thing.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Don't usually eat the pumpkin?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Oh they have the pumpkins seat like pumpkin in a can.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, like you can put it in the in the
pancake mix.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, an actual pumpkin is the answer. Only one percent
of people eat it.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
That's awesome, Joy Mariah Her Christmas Show tickets are yours
now from ninety seven point one. Watch FM back tomorrow
with another round of your nearly Impossible question and.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
More tickets to go see Mariah.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Thanks guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
You are welcome and stay right there. The news Top
stories at the top of the hour, on the Way
in minute, Top Stories top of the hour.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
A number of injuries were reported after United Airlines Flight
had to make an emergency landing in Memphis yesterday.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
The Boeing seven thirty seven was.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Flying from Cancun to Chicago when it hit severe turbulence
and was forced to land. Six people suffered minor injuries.
One person was taken to a hospital. A DC Police
officer was killed yesterday after accidentally getting shot while trying
to retrieve a gun that was thrown down a storm
drain by a suspect. Investigators say that Wayne David was
(14:06):
hit at least once in the upper body. Lowd County
Public Schools is considering letting students carry narcan, that's the
opioid overdose reversing drug in schools now. The policy would
only apply to students who are sixteen and older, and
students who are trained and certified would be able to
administer it in an emergency. Frontier Airlines plans to resume
(14:30):
flights to Atlanta and Orlando out of Dulles Airport later
this year. The low cost carrier hasn't had regular flights
from Dulles since twenty twenty two. The twentieth annual DC
Jazz Festival got underway yesterday with multiple performances at venues
like the Kennety Center, Hamilton, and the Embassy of Australia.
Organizers have arranged over one hundred concerts during the event,
(14:53):
and that's going to continue through Sunday and finally, according
to a recent study, eye color changes are the most
danger cosmetic procedure, with a ninety two percent risk of complications.
File lifts came in second place, followed by the Brazilian
butt lift that has a thirty eight percent complication risk.
(15:14):
Forecast for today, hot and humid. Do you have a
chance of storms this afternoon? Highs around ninety right now
seventy one in Centreville.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Can we talk about your retirement. It's time for you
to start doing some retirement planning. The celebration of retirement planning.
That's right, how do you plan to celebrate eight six, six,
nine two, seven forty three sixty one call us now,
tell us how you plan on celebrating the golden years
of life. We'll get into it coming up in just
(15:42):
a few minutes. As Toby and Chilliy in the Morning continues,
hang out, let's talk retirement and retirement planning. Reinvention and
retirement planning. Toby and Chilly in the Morning. It's ninety
seven point one. Was CHEFM at eight sixty six was CHEFM,
the number one take six, six, nine, two, seven, forty
three sixty one.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Retirement's a big life chain.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah. Normally a lot of people use life changes is
an excuse to make a change to the way they
operate in life. Yeah, it's a chance to just take
everything that was, throw it out the window and start over.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Do you have anything like this plant.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Well for retirement.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
I would love to move into like one of those
retirement committees like buy a body of water, lake, ocean, whatever,
And I'd definitely be volunteering a lot. It would be
an improved version of myself. What would your reinvention look like?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
I would go straight up world traveler.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
I would sell all of my stuff right, and then
the first thing I would do is I'd move to
Ecuador for three months next to the woman who used
to call us, who used to gaze over coffee at
the whales as they swam by.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
What was her name, Lane, A Lane from Ecuador. Yes.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Then after that three months, I would go to one
of those Italian villages where they pay you to.
Speaker 2 (16:51):
Come live for a little bit.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Fix up the house, sell it, flip it, move on,
flip spin the globes.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
By the way, the number one answer people said they
would travel a lot in retirement because they would have
the time to do so.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
See for me, I would go live anywhere that ever
interested me. That would just be a thing. You'd be
getting sun by the lake or perhaps the beach. I'll
be hanging out with Elaine in Ecuador or other places.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Eight six six, nine two seven forty three sixty one
is the number talkback microphones wide open for you too?
How would you reinvent yourself in retirement? Stories? Please can't
wait to hear them. We'll get to them coming up
in a few but first we have to get to
one of your crazy first date stories.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
We go to Laurel for this one.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, D went on a first date a concert in
a totally different country.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Wait till you hear about that.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Day and talk about reinventions. When it comes to first
date's domus.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It's Toby and Chilly's crazy first date in Laurel D.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (17:51):
We went to Texas and I visited a friend who
I had known over the years, just casually, and we
go to breakfast that turned into lunch and he literally
he had a flight to catch a few hours later,
and he goes what would happen if I shot my shot?
And I'm like, wait, is this the real thing? So
that conversation evolved into him saying his favorite artist is
going to be performing in Cape Town in a few
(18:13):
days and he would love for us to go to
the concert together. So I pulled up flight information on
my phone. I'm like, are we really going to do this?
It seems kind of silly. We're one or two drinks
in and he's like yeah, and so I leave my phone.
I go to back and I'm like, if I come back,
and the tickets like already purchased, we're going to go,
And so I come back and he pushed the information
on the phone. Ticket was purchased. So four days later
(18:33):
I got on a flight to go to South Africa.
On the way, one of the plane the connecting flights
left me. It was a mess, but I got there
just in time the next day for the concert. So
we went and had a great time and the best
first take so far.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Please tell me it ended happily and that maybe you
saw each other again.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Well, I stayed with him like the whole time while
I was there, So we saw each other for the
next three to four days. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
All.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
We went fight seeing, we went to dinner, We did
a bunch of things.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Yes, I've heard there's a lot of things to do
in South Africa, but that's more than just shooting one shot.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
That's like throwing a hail mary pass. Did you think
that he had lost his mind when he brought that up?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Originally in the moment, I did, because I didn't expect
this date to turn into that. I didn't even think
it was a date. We were just having breakfast. So
in that first moment I was again. Then I said
why not? Actually, what would be the reason not to
do this?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Well, it sounds like the beginning of a great love story.
What happened after that trip he did?
Speaker 6 (19:31):
We kept in contact. We were dating, I guess long
distance dating. It was new, it was fresh, but after
some months it didn't end up working out.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
No more distance shows up. I mean, it's one thing
to fly to South Africa, it's another thing to have
a long distance relationship when you're here in the DMB.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
And he's in used to the dudes in Tahas.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Yeah, man, And that was like the bar that you
guys set with the first date.
Speaker 6 (19:57):
You can't come back from that.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
What is the next guy going to have to do
take you on on around the world cruise.
Speaker 6 (20:02):
At this point, let's just start with a nice date
right here, like Potomac or Alexandria or something like that,
and go from there.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
How about maybe a different concert not in South Africa
but at Capitol One Arena to go see justin Timberlake.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
That will make my.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Well.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Congratulations, the tickets are yours thanks to Live Nation. Thank you,
and see you didn't have to get your passport out
for the show.
Speaker 6 (20:28):
I didn't thank you guys so much.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hey, are there any Durani's in the house fanso Duran Duran?
If so, we would love to hear from you and
your crazy first aid story.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
They're going to be in town cfg Bank Arena in October,
so give us a call right now.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Eight sixty six nine two seven four three six one.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Top stories at the top of the hour on the way.
That's what we call the news. It's ninety seven point
to one. Washep M good Lordon
Speaker 1 (20:52):
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