10/19 Crazy First Dates! - Camille's Date Drove Her Crazy

Camille's date owned a car that was more like a hazard.

Episode Transcript

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It's Toby and Tilly crazy first dayCamille from Beltsville. Welcome, how are
you? We cannot wait to hearthis story you've got for us, So
fire away. We're all here.Good morning. So years ago, while
I was in Jamaica because I'm Jamaican, okay, me and my best friend,
we went to the mall and wemade two best friends. So they
invite us to the movie for ourfirst day. So we were like,

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okay, we can't do that.And we were all dressed, you know,
glammed up that saturday. Why whenmy sister came, she said,
the guys are outside. When weopened that door, I nearly died.
That's the oldest car I've ever seen. So in Jamacco, you know,
when you drive those old car,people will tease you. I'm like,
oh my god. But he hadalready seen me or else I'm not gonna

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lie. I would have hided.Okay. We went in the car.
I stretched for the seat belt tosnap it in. When I stretched for
it, there was no oak.Okay. Then I'm like, where is
that party? You snap and he'slike, you know what, that's Troy
over you. There is nothing there. I'm like, oh my God,

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I'm driving. You know, Jamaicais so fun. I'm like, the
carry so warm and hold. I'mlike, let's wind down the window.
When I went to get that winderto wind it down, there was no
I'm like, so what am Igonna use. He's like, oh no,
let me get you a screw driver, you know, or appliers.
So he did get me applyers.I had wind down with that fires.

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I'm like, they get worse andit doesn't begin anywhere. We were driving
and we were almost at the movietheater. We can make a right turn.
As we turned the corner there wasa police right there and the police
book over. He was doing aspot check. Then he turned to my
date, the driver, and said, listen, you need to go to

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the dump and dump this car.Do not pass the dump. No,
I'm telling you I never saw themagain. I swear. I just couldn't
deal with it. I couldn't dealwith the old car. The one thing
is my friend she married his bestfriend. Oh. I thought him out
the wedding and he was like,would we look up. I'm like,
no, I can't do this.I never thought wouldn't have mattered Camille if

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he said you want to hang outagain. I got a new ride.
No, I don't think I lostinterest. Camille. Let me ask you
this question. Have you moved onto somebody with a car that actually has
working parts? I got married toeverything works. You out in Chucky's a
Mexico, so he thinks everything.It sounds like you got a promotion.

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Yeah, exactly, he doesn't.He doesn't have to mguiver every little part
of that car. He's got thereal part. That's right. Ninety seventy
one. Watch that them with Tobyand Chilly in the morning.