7/13 Crazy First Dates! - Walter's Date Was Full Of Insults

Luckily this date was more love than insults.

Episode Transcript

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It's Toby and Chilli crazy first date. We go to Lesbie this morning,
chilly. When we're about to hearWalter's crazy first date story, Walter,
the floor is yours. We areall ears. Thank you, Toby Chili.
I was dating this lady, hadbeen dating it for quite some time.
We had a lot of good timestogether, enjoyed it. One evening
we were having a party. Iwas visiting a real estate office where I

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delivering a bunch of heartshaped Valentine balloonsand met this extremely attractive woman who I
had no idea that I would everget to know. I invited her over
through this friend to our dinner party, and during that dinner party, enjoyed
the time drive him home. Atthat point, I finally got the courage.
I decided that I wasn't going todate the other lady anymore, and

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this new lady didn't think she'd giveme the time of day, but I
worked up the courage asked her togo on a date. We went to
lunch in Annapolis and I ordered abunch of appetizers. As the waiter was
bringing it out and putting it onthe table, she asked me about who
I had order all this food forwho else was coming? And I said,
well, I ordered it for you. You look a little skinny,
and I wanted to make sure.And at that point she turned around and

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said, well you look back.Oh okay, And like throwing back and
forth on her first date sounds likewhy are you going? Well? Did
it make it awkward for the restof that conversation? Like, actually it
was okay? It was And theway she explained it was why is it
okay to call somebody skinny? Uh? And not okay to call somebody fat?

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It was the different way of lookingat stuff. It worked out,
Okay. We had a good timeanyway, We had a lot of good
conversation. Did you ever say toher that you were nervous because you felt
like she was so beautiful? No? I couldn't. You couldn't say that,
Chili. He was trying to figureout how to back himself out of
putting his foot in his mouth,insulting or calling oh good. Did you

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try to at least give her akiss or some sort of goodbye that made
and gave her the impresh? No? Oh, no, Toby, I
wasn't in her league. I didn't. I was totally enamored by her,
but I had no clue. Howdoes that first date end? And then
is there a second one? Went? Well, I had to get back
to work, so I dropped herback off at her vehicle, and I
invited her to dinner and that Iwould cook, so understanding that she's from

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Eastern Europe, my grandparents work aswell, So I made stuffed cabbage and
a bunch of Eastern European dishes andinvited her over. She told me later
that she called her mom and saidshe really liked this guy because he made
her food and she'd never been hunger. Wow, Walter, very nice move
on your part to attempt her withfood from her homeland. And did that

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end up being a good thing inthe long run. Well, it's going
on eighteen years. We got marriedafter three months Chili, and it was
it was a blessing. We elopedto Vegas. She's a wonderful woman,
speaks five languages and is amazing inevery regard. Happily, ever, after
another story that proves that not allfirst dates are crazy bad, You're right,

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guys, it was wonderful. Ninetyseven point one watch at Them with
Toby and Chilly in the morning,