8/10 Crazy First Dates! - Lynne Sent Food Flying On This Date

Lynne's date took a chance and crashed!

Episode Transcript

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It's Toby and Chilly's crazy first date, Lynn and District Heights. Good morning,
Chilly and I are ready to hearall about this crazy first date.
My crazy first date was many,many years ago. I am seventy years
young. I was sixteen when thiscrazy date. And this is how much
I remember, because I do chucklewhen I think about it because it was

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so crazy. A boy in myclass, and I swear he was the
cutest boy in the class, atleast to me, and he asked me
out on a date and I said, whoa, Okay, I'm going to
do this. He camed to pickme up. He had a nice car
and everything, and he said,we're going on a picnic. I said,
oh, this is cool. Thisguy. Start ahead. So we
go to this park and it isso crowded, and he asked me.

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It was a long stretch of road. He said, do you want to
drive for a while? And Isaid, I don't know how to drive,
and he said, well, I'mjust a man that's going to teach
you how to drive. Coming froma seventeen year old okay, So anyway,
I got behind the will and hegave me some quick verbal instruction and
so I started driving down this longroad, and before I knew it,

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I was so excited I forgot whichis the accelerator and which is the break?
Hit the accelerator and there were lotsof people having their picnics because the
weather was perfect that day, Andbefore I knew it, I was heading
towards a big group of people.KFC containers were flying in the air and
boiled boy people were running for theirlives. Tayta Salad was flying against the

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wind shoe and I was crying.She finally got the car to stop just
before we plowed into a big tree. He looked at me and he said,
I'm taking you home. And whenwe got to my house, he
said, you're so cute, butI think we're just going to be Brent.
And I thought I was looking sosmoking hot that day. I had

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my bell bottoms on at my haltertop to show just enough cleaveod So anyway,
revenge his mind because I started datinghis best friend who was captain of
the football and the basketball team,ended up marrying him right out of high
school. And really we're laughing aboutthis, Lynn, I hope, because
nobody got hurt that day. Imean, he ran into the KFC buckets

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and whatnot, but not humans.Is that her act. I hope nobody
got hurt except for the KFC containerand the potato that to sell it all
over the windshield right on, thatwas pretty nasty. Okay, do you
ever look in on that first date? Dude? I saw him years later
and he wasn't so cute anymore andhe didn't have any keeth. We just
said hey, hey, how areyou doing? And that was the end

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of that. Like I said,I married the captain of the football and
the basketball team. So who won? Me? Ninety seven point one?
Them with Toby and Chilly in themorning.