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August 29, 2023 1 min
Unchiverlous and aggressive...a great combination in a date.
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It's Toby and Chilly. Crazy firstDate in Columbia voted one of the well
the number one place to live inMaryland last week, according to a recent
survey. Laurie is here tell usall about this crazy first date adventure or
misadventure is the case? Maybe?Oh, I had just gotten out of
a twenty three year marriage. Itwas my very first date since that divorce.

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I met him online and he invitedme out to a very nice restaurant.
I was initially very impressed with thatbecause it was a really nice restaurant.
So I meet him at the restaurant, We have dinner. He talks
about himself and doesn't let me geta word in edgewives for the entire meal,
So I'm not feeling it at thispoint. He walks me out to
the parking lot, pins me againstmy car, and shoves this tongue down
my throat. Well, I'm likepushing him off of me. And while

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I'm trying to get him off ofme, it's starting to like sleep and
snow. It was like this unexpected, unpredicted ice storm. So I hop
in this car, and the carI took was the car that I was
going to give him my daughter whohad just learned to drive. I'm driving
in the spy storm, trying toget home. It's like forty five minutes
from home. I get about tenmiles from home and all of a sudden,
the car does three donuts into aJersey wall and is totaled. Now,

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your date was not in the carwith you at the time, right,
or was he? No? Wehad driven separately. Oh okay,
what happened after that? I calledhim because I was I was in my
totaled carl on the side of theroad, and I was like, I
think I need some help, andhe's like, I'm not coming back up,
and he hung up, and I'venever heard from him again. Not
only was he a complete pig fortrying to kiss you inappropriately, but then

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he didn't even want to save youon the side of the road. Pigs
one word you could use to describethe guy. I was thinking of something
else, but I just I justprobably shouldn't say it. Nope. Well,
I hope that experience didn't discourage youfrom trying to date again, Laurie
waited. I think about another ninemonths to a year before I did it
again. But yeah, no,I've successfully managed to go on to date

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nice people ninety seven point one.What's at them with Toby and Chilly in the morning
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