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September 19, 2023 2 mins
Stacy's date was not stopped by the cops just once but twice!
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It's Toby and Chilly Crazy first Day. Now from down there at the bottom
of the fish bowl known as theBeltway and Woodbridge, Stacy is here with
a crazy first date story to tellus all about. Welcome, we're listening
take us on this adventure For mycrazy first date. I met this guy
at the gym whar I was workingout. He seemed nice, attractive.
He asked me out, said whydon't we meet for dinner on Friday night?

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And I said, okay, thatthat sounds good. And he said,
do you want me to pick youup? And I said, oh,
that's okay. You know, I'llget a friend to drop me off
on me there. And so wemet for dinner that night. Everything went
well. We hit it off.We shared appetizer's, dinner, we shared,
we split one bottle of wine,so it was like two glasses of
wine per person. And so thenwhen the check came, he said,
you know what, do you wantto go somewhere else? I know of
another place we can get dessert andmaybe have another drink. And I said,

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you know what, Sure, Sowhen we got out, he said,
you know what you're wearing really niceheels. Why don't we drive over
there. My car's right here,and I'll just drive over to the next
place. And I said, okay, that's fine. So we walk over
to his car. We get inand I realized it was a rental car,
and I said, is this arental? Like what happened to your
car? And he said, oh, you know, I got in a
little act since about a week ago, so I'm using a rental. And

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we were start having no more thantwo minutes when I see police lights.
But he's getting pulled over, andso he starts freaking out and I was
thinking, he didn't even do anythingwrong, so it's no big deal,
like relax. Police officer comes upto the window and he rolls it down
and then he really starts like lookingnervous to threat and bullet and the police
officer says, do you know whyI pulled you over? You know,
were you drinking tonight? And hesaid, oh, I just have like

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a glass of wine with dinner.And he said, I'm going to need
to step out of the car.So he proceeds to give him a sobriety
test and then he sits back downin the car and he said, do
you think it was a good ideato be drinking and driving. You know,
less than one week after I respondedto your accident, when you were
charged with the DUI, oh recognizedthe same police officer and I was like,

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oh my gosh. So I'm sittingthere and I was like mortified he's
riding him up a ticket and I'mlike thinking of my escape plants, you
know. When the officer leaves,he's like, I'm so sorry about that.
You know. I didn't want tosay anything, and I was like,
you know what, don't we justcall it at night? Anyway?
He did call me a couple moretimes, and she's like, I'm not
an alcoholic, you know, It'sjust sometimes they need to drink to have
a good time. And I waslike, okay, major risk. Likes.
Did he ever come back to thegym? I ran into him again,

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and then I decided I might haveto go to a different gym because
it was just really uncomfortable. Oh, what you need to move, Jim.
He's the one who got the duA. When I called back,
I was kind of done with itand I was like, oh, that
was your home, Jim. Yeah, I mean, what about all the
guys who like working out next toyou because you know you look great and
those yoga pants Lululemon. Oh well, hopefully you found a better gym and

(02:36):
a better guy to hang with.I found a solid guy, and we're
happily married. Nineteen seventy point one. Watch at Them with Toby and Chilly
in the morning.
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