9/26 Crazy First Dates! - Jerry's Date Did Too Much

Jerry's date went above and beyond and it was not effective.

Episode Transcript

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It's Toby and Chilli's cry first day, Welcome Jerry from Rockville, take it
away. I meet this guy andhe's like, I'm gonna I want to
take you off. I said,wonderful. I said, okay, where
are we going? He's like,oh, it's a surprise. I'm like,
I just wanted out with my wearinggee I mean Ygene Tel sneakers.
He's like, you can wear whateveryou want. I'm like, okay,
that just this address. He's like, meet me at this gas station.

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Me at the gas station, popbear, You'll see a trail, go
down that little path. I wasa little nervous, but excited he had.
My sister's like you shouldn't go.I'm like, no, he seems
nice, So I go. Ipoked at this gas station and you know
this, you know, everything wasdescribed like you know, gas station path.
I go down the path. It'spitched shop. I'm hearing the ocean.
Where is he taking me. There'sa bunch of like candles in like

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a shape of a square, andthere's like a blanket and he's there and
I'm like, what the heck?I got nervous. I'm like, you
know, this is a bit muchfor a first stage. So we're sitting
there with talking. Then he liketried to kiss me and I was like,
who whoa, whoa, whoa,whoa, whoa. I'm sorry,
this is a bit much for me. On our first date. You had
me going down. You don't tellme where we're going. I talked at
again station and I go down apath. Now I'm at a pitch black

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dock beach. I'm like, thisis a bit much like this would have
been cute if it was like thetenth stage. Yes, And he got
really offended and he was like andhe basically left me there. So I
blew out all the candles. Icollected everything in the blanket. I kind
of like carried it like Stanna classkept my six pack of beer and I
just threw that stuff away in thedumpster on the way home. And I

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thought, wow, unbelievable. Sohow did you end up meeting this guy?
Did you ever have to see themagain? Did he try reaching out
to you? I met him atmy birthday party at a pub. Oh
okay. I never talked to himagain after that, Like he got offended
because I told him it was abit much. Well, it was out
in the dark, borderline creepy,you know, first day candles. I

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mean, there's some could argue that, lady, he was trying to be
very romantic and blow you away onthe first date, but it maybe it
was a little too excluded of aremote place for you to be meeting him.
Myself is like, you shouldn't go, You're gonna get murdered. It
was just kind of like a bittoo much for our very first day.
And he left me there because Isaid that, well, have you moved
on and found love since? Oh? Yeah, no, I've been married

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for it'll be twenty five years inJuly. And did this husband of yours
that you've been married, did hedo anything with candles that freaked you out
down a path behind a gas station. No? No, no, he
did everything right. Clearly. I'veheard of people who have tried really hard,
but I've never heard of anybody whotried this hard and failed on the
first day. Right ninety seven pointone Watch at Them with Toby and Chilly

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in the morning,