September 5, 2023 • 3 mins
Real stories. From real people. All over the DMV. Today's Crazy First Date Story finds Toby and Chilli talking to Alexis from Clinton, Maryland about her first date with a guy which STUNK! What made this so unpleasant and unpleasing? Well, that's what makes the story CRAZY! Listen in on demand now... and if you've been on a Crazy First Date before, we want to hear that story! It could mean some free concert tickets, gift cards and more!
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(00:00):
It's Toby and Chili's crazy first date. Alexis and Clinton. Good morning,
how are you? I'm sorry andthank you? How are you? I
am so much better now that I'mtalking to you, and Chili is here
too, and we want to hearall about this crazy first date you went
on. Tell us everything. Well, I'm going to start off by telling
you that it was sort of ablind date. My friend's cousin invited me
(00:22):
to go see Earth Wind and Fireat what used to be the Coalfield House
at Maryland University. Yes, andon the day of the concert, he
came to pick me up, camearound to the passenger side open up the
door for me, which I thoughtstarted off very night. I got in
the car, he went around andgot into the driver's seat, and he
(00:43):
sat on a baggie. And inthat baggie there was a sandwich, and
of all sandwiches to sit on,it was a starting sandwich and a baggie.
I can already smell it, singI could smell it too. I
could smell everything. Was born atMayonnai's mustard and onions, she still remembers
after all this time. I thinkit's because the sardine causes all of your
(01:07):
senses to go through the roof.You're like, it really did, so
he said, oh wow and triedto wipe it off. I tried to
help him, but we still continuedon to the show, or to the
palms that so we got there.I think he asked me could I smell
it? And I said no,but really I could so more than halfway
(01:29):
through the show, it was justgetting embarrassing, and I told him that
I wasn't feeling him well, andit was quite prouded. So I told
him I was beginning to get clusterphobicand I really needed to get out of
there. So he offered to takeme home, and I told him,
no, you stay and enjoy theshow. I called a friend to pick
me up, and I left,and no, I didn't see him again.
(01:49):
Now, if he had not seton the sardine sandwich that caused all
of your senses to lot up likea Christmas tree, would you have entertained
the idea of seeing him again,Alexis, I might have entertained the idea,
but it went bad from the beginning. Of sardines just really turned me
off. Who eats the sardine sandwich? Well? You know, I'm sure
that there are people who like Sardine'sif you remember the Sardine Association of America.
(02:14):
Please, we're not trying to offendit. Here's the other question for
you, though, Alexis. Didhe ever try to reach out to you
because he assumed you just left becauseyou weren't feeling well, or did he
kind of get the hint or figureit out that you weren't interested. No,
he did try to reach out,but I just kind of played it
off and left it alone. Ididn't return any more calls after that.
(02:35):
I guess he got the message.Well, that story was stinking and crazy.
So congratulations, we're gonna send youto go see Nile Horror at Jiffy
Lube Live June eighth. Oh whygreat one, Yes you did, and
we're gonna throw a sardine sandwich toowith extra mail. No, no,
no, just give me those tickets. Well, thanks to Live Nation,
(02:58):
they are yours right now. Enjoythe show, and if you've got a
crazy first date story to share,we want to hear all about it.
Till call eight six, six,nine two seven forty three sixty one.
It could mean more tickets to seeNil Horn when he comes to town.
So call now and you could win.
It's Toby and Chili's crazy first date. Alexis and Clinton. Good morning,
how are you? I'm sorry andthank you? How are you? I
am so much better now that I'mtalking to you, and Chili is here
too, and we want to hearall about this crazy first date you went
on. Tell us everything. Well, I'm going to start off by telling
you that it was sort of ablind date. My friend's cousin invited me
(00:22):
to go see Earth Wind and Fireat what used to be the Coalfield House
at Maryland University. Yes, andon the day of the concert, he
came to pick me up, camearound to the passenger side open up the
door for me, which I thoughtstarted off very night. I got in
the car, he went around andgot into the driver's seat, and he
(00:43):
sat on a baggie. And inthat baggie there was a sandwich, and
of all sandwiches to sit on,it was a starting sandwich and a baggie.
I can already smell it, singI could smell it too. I
could smell everything. Was born atMayonnai's mustard and onions, she still remembers
after all this time. I thinkit's because the sardine causes all of your
(01:07):
senses to go through the roof.You're like, it really did, so
he said, oh wow and triedto wipe it off. I tried to
help him, but we still continuedon to the show, or to the
palms that so we got there.I think he asked me could I smell
it? And I said no,but really I could so more than halfway
(01:29):
through the show, it was justgetting embarrassing, and I told him that
I wasn't feeling him well, andit was quite prouded. So I told
him I was beginning to get clusterphobicand I really needed to get out of
there. So he offered to takeme home, and I told him,
no, you stay and enjoy theshow. I called a friend to pick
me up, and I left,and no, I didn't see him again.
(01:49):
Now, if he had not seton the sardine sandwich that caused all
of your senses to lot up likea Christmas tree, would you have entertained
the idea of seeing him again,Alexis, I might have entertained the idea,
but it went bad from the beginning. Of sardines just really turned me
off. Who eats the sardine sandwich? Well? You know, I'm sure
that there are people who like Sardine'sif you remember the Sardine Association of America.
(02:14):
Please, we're not trying to offendit. Here's the other question for
you, though, Alexis. Didhe ever try to reach out to you
because he assumed you just left becauseyou weren't feeling well, or did he
kind of get the hint or figureit out that you weren't interested. No,
he did try to reach out,but I just kind of played it
off and left it alone. Ididn't return any more calls after that.
(02:35):
I guess he got the message.Well, that story was stinking and crazy.
So congratulations, we're gonna send youto go see Nile Horror at Jiffy
Lube Live June eighth. Oh whygreat one, Yes you did, and
we're gonna throw a sardine sandwich toowith extra mail. No, no,
no, just give me those tickets. Well, thanks to Live Nation,
(02:58):
they are yours right now. Enjoythe show, and if you've got a
crazy first date story to share,we want to hear all about it.
Till call eight six, six,nine two seven forty three sixty one.
It could mean more tickets to seeNil Horn when he comes to town.
So call now and you could win.
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