Natalie in Falls Church and the Taylor Swift Liar

It started with Taylor Swift and ended with... a very unexpected body fact. 😳 One lie, one awkward moment, and a whole lot of secondhand cringe.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Keby and Kelly's crazy first day.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Good morning Natalie and falls Church up to me out
along with Chilli Yamhar and we can't wait to hear
this crazy first stage story that you've got so hit
us with it.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well, I went to this Taylor Swift dance party and
I met this guy who was not a Taylor Swift fan.
He was just there probably to pick up girls. And
he and I texted for a couple of days and
then he invited me out to dinner. The dinner was okay,
but I kind of knew that I wasn't going out
with him again. And then he invited me to the
beach to watch the sunset, which was nice. And we're

(00:35):
out there sitting like on a wall, and he was like, Hey,
before this goes any further, I want to tell you
something about myself. I was like okay. So he was like,
I have this genetic thing where I kind of grow
like breast. I was like what. And he was wearing
like a T shirt with a button up unbuttoned over it,

(00:55):
so it was all kind of baggy. I couldn't see
anything and he was he was like a big dude.
He was a marine, so he's kind of buff, and
I was like, what do you mean you grow breath?
He was like, so like I kind of have boobs
like like a girl. I was like, oh, that's interesting.
And then he puts my hand up to like his
chest over his heart, so I think maybe he's just

(01:15):
being cheesy, like fill my heartbeat. Then he says squeeze,
and he asked me and then he like he tells
me to squeeze. I'm like what and he uses his
hand like over my hand to make me squeeze his boob. Oh,
and I was like, you do have boob? Okay. So

(01:38):
so the data ended like right after that. I was like, well,
it was nice to meet you. Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Wow, Okay, there's a lot to unco Yes, there are
multiple multiple lawyers. It's so yeah this guy, Natalie, it
had it not been for this awkward hey touch my
man boob moment, would you con considered going out with
him again or were you already deciding never a second date.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, he'd already given like a lot of red flags.
He had a lot going on, so no, I was
not going out with him again.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, Natalie, you better figure out who you want to
go out with because.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
We'd love to send you to go see The Jonas
Brothers at National's Park August twelfth. Thanks to Live Nation
just for sharing that story.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
And it is indeed crazy.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
I'm hoping that you don't take somebody that's going to
make you grope them well now.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
No, no, never, And if you.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Too would like to go see the Jonas Brothers when
they come to town, tell us about your crazy first
aid story eight.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Sixty six nine two, seven forty three sixty one call
us now, and if your story ends up on the show,
you too could be an instant finalist for tickets to
see The Jonas Brothers. Now, everybody stand by top stories
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