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(00:02):
I've ever been left waiting by thephone. It's the Frend Show. Hey,
Brian, welcome to the program.How are you hey? Doing great?
Thanks? How are you guys?We're fantastic. Thank you. I'm
answering me of all of us,so we're fantastic. Cool. Yeah,
So what's going on with this woman? Kyleeen? I got to know how
you guys met, tell us aboutany dates that you've been on so far,
(00:25):
and then kind of where things standnow and how we can help you.
Okay, Um, so we metthrough a friend of a French.
Um, we were just kind ofintroduced. We just had a lot in
comment. So, um, wewere introduced, and you know, of
course, like I thought she wasgreat, so I asked her out,
um and um yeah, I meanthe date went really well, all right,
(00:50):
like I thought it did, likewe're having a great time. But
like in the middle of the date, she excused herself to go to the
bathroom and she never came back.Whoa. Oh see, now that's not
cool. Like I don't know whatyou did, but that's not cool.
You know when somebody just just takesoff. I mean, so you you
(01:12):
thought she was going for you know, a couple of minutes or whatever,
and you sat there for a whileand she never came back. Yeah,
she never came back. I wasthere for I think like a half hour
before I actually texted her to likeI asked if she was okay, you
know, and she said she textedme back, she said sorry, I
had to go. That was it? Wow? And nothing sense then,
(01:34):
Yeah, like, you know,I've been obviously a little bit embarrassed,
you know, so I don't wantto like reach out to like our mutual
friend to see what's going on.So that's why I wanted to know.
I mean, that is that isembarrassing, you know, I get that.
But yeah, so let's see ifwe can get her on the phone.
Colleen is this woman's name, andwe'll ask some questions on your behalf.
You'll be on the phone too,and hopefully you know whatever's going on.
(01:57):
Maybe she had an emergency, maybesomething happened. I don't know what
happened. Maybe we can straighten thingsout and then set you guys up on
another date that the day for us. Sound good, sounds amazing, Yeah,
thank you. Let's see what's goingon. Parts two of waiting on
the phone right after this song twominutes away after Brittany French Show. Brittany
is on the French Show. We'recommercial free for the next twenty five minutes.
You don't have to go anywhere.Hey, Brian, Hi, what's
(02:19):
up? All right, let's callColleen. You guys met through mutual friends,
right, that's how this happened.Yeah, okay, all right.
And you went on a date andshe left you mid date, said she
was one of the bathroom, nevercame back. You texted her, she
said, hey, I had toleave. That was the end of it.
No communication since then. And that'sbothering you as it would most people.
And you want an explanation. Youwant to know what happened. Yeah,
(02:40):
exactly. Okay, all right,we're gonna call her now. Good
luck, Brian, thank you.Hello. Hi? Is this Colleen?
Yeah? Hi Colleen, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling
from the Fred's Show, the radioprogram, and I do to tell you
that we are on the radio rightnow, and I would need your permission
(03:02):
to continue with the call. Canwe chat for a little bit? Yeah?
Sometimes, Well, thank you verymuch. So we're calling on behalf
of a dude named Brian, whoI guess you were set up with.
And recently, you guys went outon a date that you apparently left.
Do you remember this guy? Yes, I remember Brian. Okay, So
he told us that he liked youand thought the date was going well,
(03:24):
and then he mentioned that you wentto go to the bathroom and never came
back, and I have been prettydistant since then. I mean, he's
kind of embarrassed about the whole thing, because nobody wants to be left on
a date. But I guess,you know, I'm trying to figure out
what happened. Oh my gosh,well I'm the one to be embarrassed,
Like this seriously happened. In themiddle of the dinner, I took a
(03:46):
big site out of some dread andthen I could feel my tooth break And
yeah, I honestly have two fakefronteeth because I fell off my bike when
I was seven and I just feltsome firstin crack like right as then I
actually ran to the bathroom and realizedlike they were both cracked. Oh so
(04:09):
you're like you lost some you lostsome teeth in its bread? What kind
of bread were you eating? Yeah, it was like that bad at like
Christy tight with like the outer shellbasically, Yeah, so you cracked both
of your front teeth and you sawthis and you're like, I can't go
back out there. Yeah. Iwas completely mortified by this, like I
(04:33):
could not let him see and soI ran out. And after that,
like, I mean, I've beendesperately looking for a dentist who can help
me, and it's just been likethis fay, huge fiasco. I mean,
like that's all I've been dealing withsince I've seen him. Oh,
I can hook you up. Igot Do you want to go to the
(04:54):
dentist that's begging me for Taylor Swiftticket? You want to go? Do
you want to go to the dentistI slept with? Which one? Either
pro we go to? Actually,don't go to the one. She probably
won't do a good job because becauseof me. But anyway, let me
bring Brian in. I forgot tomention that Brian is here. Um Brian,
So she she had this sort oflike an aesthetic issue occur. She
(05:15):
was embarrassed to come back out withher teeth messed up, which I mean,
I think we can all understand.But Colleen, my thing is,
I'm sorry I forgot to mention thatBrian is here, But Colleen, why
don't you just why don't you justtext him that I had an issue with
my teeth or something, you know, just so that he doesn't think you
don't like him, or do younot like him? I do like him.
I was just so embarrassed. Itwas just such a mess, Like
(05:35):
I didn't even know how to beginto handle that. Yeah, no,
that's understandable. Though honestly I wouldbe embarrassed too, and I would probably
leave too. I'd like to thinkI would communicate maybe so that because because
again, you run the risk ofhim thinking, well that you don't like
him, because I don't think becausethat's what he thinks, right, Brian,
(05:55):
Yeah, exactly. I mean Idefinitely thought I was getting ghosted something
I said. Yeah, I don'tknow what idea. I can see why
you would think that. So,Colleen, you're gonna get your teeth fixed.
All good? You like this guy. Now we all understand what happened.
Would you like to go out again? Yeah, definitely, Like I
mean, I totally regret how Ihandled this. I should have let it.
(06:15):
I should have let him know,like Brian is so sweet, and
I just yeah, hopefully, Brianyou like feel take me out again.
I do not mean to like totallyjust leave you by yourself at the restaurant.
Oh okay, well, I don'tthink I can afford your dental cope,
but I we can definitely send youon another date. We should be
(06:36):
able to build you a whole damnnew mouth for since we don't never send
people out. Nobody ever goes onanother day. But anyway, we're gonna
send you out on another date.We're gonna pay for it, and I
hope things go really well. Thisis so nice. Yeah, thanks,
guys, really appreciate it. Brian, listen to this now, how good
do you feel right now? Ifeel great. I mean, it's definitely
(06:57):
uh, you know, I definitelywant to yo dot cout um okay,
definitely yeah. I just hopefully wejust got to work on our communication.
I guess well, we're gonna checkin with your guts here. We're gonna
check it in a cut gaxt andI want to see how this goes.
So we'll call you in a coupleof weeks and we're gonna u But I
wish you guys the best. Goodluck out there, Good luck out there,
good games from the bad yo yogurt. Yeah, yeah
I've ever been left waiting by thephone. It's the Frend Show. Hey,
Brian, welcome to the program.How are you hey? Doing great?
Thanks? How are you guys?We're fantastic. Thank you. I'm
answering me of all of us,so we're fantastic. Cool. Yeah,
So what's going on with this woman? Kyleeen? I got to know how
you guys met, tell us aboutany dates that you've been on so far,
(00:25):
and then kind of where things standnow and how we can help you.
Okay, Um, so we metthrough a friend of a French.
Um, we were just kind ofintroduced. We just had a lot in
comment. So, um, wewere introduced, and you know, of
course, like I thought she wasgreat, so I asked her out,
um and um yeah, I meanthe date went really well, all right,
(00:50):
like I thought it did, likewe're having a great time. But
like in the middle of the date, she excused herself to go to the
bathroom and she never came back.Whoa. Oh see, now that's not
cool. Like I don't know whatyou did, but that's not cool.
You know when somebody just just takesoff. I mean, so you you
(01:12):
thought she was going for you know, a couple of minutes or whatever,
and you sat there for a whileand she never came back. Yeah,
she never came back. I wasthere for I think like a half hour
before I actually texted her to likeI asked if she was okay, you
know, and she said she textedme back, she said sorry, I
had to go. That was it? Wow? And nothing sense then,
(01:34):
Yeah, like, you know,I've been obviously a little bit embarrassed,
you know, so I don't wantto like reach out to like our mutual
friend to see what's going on.So that's why I wanted to know.
I mean, that is that isembarrassing, you know, I get that.
But yeah, so let's see ifwe can get her on the phone.
Colleen is this woman's name, andwe'll ask some questions on your behalf.
You'll be on the phone too,and hopefully you know whatever's going on.
(01:57):
Maybe she had an emergency, maybesomething happened. I don't know what
happened. Maybe we can straighten thingsout and then set you guys up on
another date that the day for us. Sound good, sounds amazing, Yeah,
thank you. Let's see what's goingon. Parts two of waiting on
the phone right after this song twominutes away after Brittany French Show. Brittany
is on the French Show. We'recommercial free for the next twenty five minutes.
You don't have to go anywhere.Hey, Brian, Hi, what's
(02:19):
up? All right, let's callColleen. You guys met through mutual friends,
right, that's how this happened.Yeah, okay, all right.
And you went on a date andshe left you mid date, said she
was one of the bathroom, nevercame back. You texted her, she
said, hey, I had toleave. That was the end of it.
No communication since then. And that'sbothering you as it would most people.
And you want an explanation. Youwant to know what happened. Yeah,
(02:40):
exactly. Okay, all right,we're gonna call her now. Good
luck, Brian, thank you.Hello. Hi? Is this Colleen?
Yeah? Hi Colleen, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling
from the Fred's Show, the radioprogram, and I do to tell you
that we are on the radio rightnow, and I would need your permission
(03:02):
to continue with the call. Canwe chat for a little bit? Yeah?
Sometimes, Well, thank you verymuch. So we're calling on behalf
of a dude named Brian, whoI guess you were set up with.
And recently, you guys went outon a date that you apparently left.
Do you remember this guy? Yes, I remember Brian. Okay, So
he told us that he liked youand thought the date was going well,
(03:24):
and then he mentioned that you wentto go to the bathroom and never came
back, and I have been prettydistant since then. I mean, he's
kind of embarrassed about the whole thing, because nobody wants to be left on
a date. But I guess,you know, I'm trying to figure out
what happened. Oh my gosh,well I'm the one to be embarrassed,
Like this seriously happened. In themiddle of the dinner, I took a
(03:46):
big site out of some dread andthen I could feel my tooth break And
yeah, I honestly have two fakefronteeth because I fell off my bike when
I was seven and I just feltsome firstin crack like right as then I
actually ran to the bathroom and realizedlike they were both cracked. Oh so
(04:09):
you're like you lost some you lostsome teeth in its bread? What kind
of bread were you eating? Yeah, it was like that bad at like
Christy tight with like the outer shellbasically, Yeah, so you cracked both
of your front teeth and you sawthis and you're like, I can't go
back out there. Yeah. Iwas completely mortified by this, like I
(04:33):
could not let him see and soI ran out. And after that,
like, I mean, I've beendesperately looking for a dentist who can help
me, and it's just been likethis fay, huge fiasco. I mean,
like that's all I've been dealing withsince I've seen him. Oh,
I can hook you up. Igot Do you want to go to the
(04:54):
dentist that's begging me for Taylor Swiftticket? You want to go? Do
you want to go to the dentistI slept with? Which one? Either
pro we go to? Actually,don't go to the one. She probably
won't do a good job because becauseof me. But anyway, let me
bring Brian in. I forgot tomention that Brian is here. Um Brian,
So she she had this sort oflike an aesthetic issue occur. She
(05:15):
was embarrassed to come back out withher teeth messed up, which I mean,
I think we can all understand.But Colleen, my thing is,
I'm sorry I forgot to mention thatBrian is here, But Colleen, why
don't you just why don't you justtext him that I had an issue with
my teeth or something, you know, just so that he doesn't think you
don't like him, or do younot like him? I do like him.
I was just so embarrassed. Itwas just such a mess, Like
(05:35):
I didn't even know how to beginto handle that. Yeah, no,
that's understandable. Though honestly I wouldbe embarrassed too, and I would probably
leave too. I'd like to thinkI would communicate maybe so that because because
again, you run the risk ofhim thinking, well that you don't like
him, because I don't think becausethat's what he thinks, right, Brian,
(05:55):
Yeah, exactly. I mean Idefinitely thought I was getting ghosted something
I said. Yeah, I don'tknow what idea. I can see why
you would think that. So,Colleen, you're gonna get your teeth fixed.
All good? You like this guy. Now we all understand what happened.
Would you like to go out again? Yeah, definitely, Like I
mean, I totally regret how Ihandled this. I should have let it.
(06:15):
I should have let him know,like Brian is so sweet, and
I just yeah, hopefully, Brianyou like feel take me out again.
I do not mean to like totallyjust leave you by yourself at the restaurant.
Oh okay, well, I don'tthink I can afford your dental cope,
but I we can definitely send youon another date. We should be
(06:36):
able to build you a whole damnnew mouth for since we don't never send
people out. Nobody ever goes onanother day. But anyway, we're gonna
send you out on another date.We're gonna pay for it, and I
hope things go really well. Thisis so nice. Yeah, thanks,
guys, really appreciate it. Brian, listen to this now, how good
do you feel right now? Ifeel great. I mean, it's definitely
(06:57):
uh, you know, I definitelywant to yo dot cout um okay,
definitely yeah. I just hopefully wejust got to work on our communication.
I guess well, we're gonna checkin with your guts here. We're gonna
check it in a cut gaxt andI want to see how this goes.
So we'll call you in a coupleof weeks and we're gonna u But I
wish you guys the best. Goodluck out there, Good luck out there,
good games from the bad yo yogurt. Yeah, yeah
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