The Untrained Puppy

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Episode Transcript

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Ever been left waiting by the phoneby Natalie Good morning, Hello, Good
morning Natalie. Natalie. Tell useverything that's going on here with this guy?
Is it? Al? How didyou meet to about any dates that
you've been on? The whole thing? Okay? Um, I met al
on Hinge and we had two greatdates. The first date, we had

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drinks and dinner and we stayed atthe restaurants talking and so closed and it
was just the best time. Thenthe next date, he invited me over
and I was even more impressed.His house was super nice and clean,
which is, you know, agreat sign, and I thought we had

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a really great time. But afterI left, he never reached out again.
Um. Yeah, I want toknow what's going on. I really
like him, and I have noidea, no going on. All right,
look back on this date and you'relike, man, everything went really
well. Um, surely you're puzzled. You thought I'm gonna hear from this

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guy again. For sure we're gonnago out again. Yeah, the whole
thing. Yeah, of course.I mean I felt really good about both
of our dates, and I haveno idea what happened, and I really
like him. Okay, all right, Well let's call this guy Al.
We'll see if we can get himon the phone, and then we'll ask
some questions for you. At somepoint, you're welcome to jumping on the
call and hopefully we can straighten thingsout and set you guys up one another

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date that we pay for. Soundgood, Yes, let's see what's going
on? Part two after metro Boomingthen unwell do blame ah tickets about ten
minutes away. French Show is.I'm glad you're here, metro Booman.
French Show is on. Good morning, Hey Natalie, Yes, all right,
welcome back. Let's call al youguys. Um, you guys met
and had a great date. Um, it was drinks, it was dinner,

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and I mean you really thought thiswas a successful date back to his
house afterwards. I mean, thisis all good stuff, right, This
is all the kind of stuff thatyou hope happens when you connect with someone
off of the dating app. Exceptyou haven't heard from him since the date,
and you want to know why,right exactly? All right, all
right, let's call all now andsee what we can figure this out.
Good luck, thank you? Hello, I is all there, see I'll

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hi, good morning. My nameis Fred. I'm calling from the Fred
Show, and I have to tellyou that we are on the radio right
now and I would need your permissionto continue with the calls that okay,
sure, okay, well, thankyou so much. We're calling on behalf
of a woman named Natalie says shemet you on the dating app Pane and
you guys went out recently. Doyou remember her? Oh? Yeah,
I do remember her. Okay.So she called us and told us that

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she thought the date went really welland liked you a lot and was hoping
to see you again. But saysthat she can't get a hold of you.
You're not responding to her. Sowhat's going on? What's your version
of events here? Is there?Are you? Are you needing to reach
out or no? Well, wewe did meet and uh, like like
you said on Hinge and UM,we we went on two days. Actually
we went for dinner. I hada lovely time. She's beautiful, very

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interesting, fun to talk to.Um. And then we had a second
date. I invited her over tomy house for dinner, UM, and
she showed up with her three monthold puppy. Uh didn't ask to bring
the puppy, just showed up withthe puppy. Um. And then that
puppy just went around and destroyed myhouse like just I mean just the most

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ill behaved shoot on furniture, ateup pairs of shoes, ate up a
pair of my Jordan's. Okay,now you've done it now, Okay,
Now at first I was like,that sucks, but no, now we
have crossed the line that we cannoton cross. Um. Wow, okay,
so you and this is yeah,this is the biggest puppy I've ever
seen too. She said it waslike a burnt like a mix between a

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Saint Bernard and a Massiff. Itlooked like the showy wow in my house
or something. Okay, And shedidn't she didn't say, hey, can
I bring my dog over, youknow, for dinner or whatever. There
was no she didn't even she didn'teven say can I bring my puppy?
Not to mention that the size.But you didn't even know she was coming
with a dog? Yeah, no, not at all. No, I
had no idea. She just showedup. And then after she left,

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I found her dog left me acouple of presents, um, like about
a gallon of pet on the floor, and then a dump that looked like
a catcher's man. It's rather descriptive, probably could have done without a description.
But let me let me bring uhNatalie and I forgot to mention the

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Natalie's here. I'm so forgetful,Natalie. What's up with the small horse
that you brought over to his house? Why are we doing that? Oh?
Are you kidding me? She's notkidding you? Really, what kind
of a monster are you? Itwas a puppy. It's a puppy,
yeah, but you don't but youdon't bring old puppy. You don't bring
up puppy, an untrained animal tosomeone's home without either very careful supervision or

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how about that at all? Okay, well, first of all, my
puppy is in my hinge profile.Okay, I just got the dog.
And the dog can't be less formore than three hours by itself. And
so you know who, hello,who doesn't like dogs? I mean,
come on, are you serious?Everyone loves you need Caesar Milan over there?

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Like the dog. I mean itsounds like it's very well trained.
It cracked all over his house.I mean, you know, you know
I love a dog. I loveall dogs, all, even the ones
that crap everywhere. But I'm stilllike yo. I mean, if it's
not, if we're not ready tohave it in the house yet, like

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you know, then let's not bringit over and tear up my house and
yours. Right. He should havesaid when he saw the dog, I
don't want a dog in my house, and then I would have been like,
Okay, I don't want to seeyou anymore. You can't trust anyone
who doesn't like animals. Oh Idon't. I didn't hear. I'll say
he doesn't like he didn't like thedump, he didn't like the fact that
his Jordans were chewed up. Youneed to buy him some new shoes.

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Oh, yes, you do.Yeah, it's hard to trust anyone who
likes that much of an animal.Do you know what I mean? It's
like that dog came one nipples,You know what I mean. It's just
you believe your nipples out of this. I wish saying. I realize it's
a puppy, it's three months old. It's challenging. I do know that.
But in general, and I'm noteven talking about puppies, I mean
older, I do judge a personif I'm being honest on the behavior of

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their dog and their tolerance of thatbehavior. Like if it's one thing,
if you're at your house, andeven then if I'm sitting there eating at
your house and the dogs trying toeat my food on the take, I'm
like, you don't. I mean, come on, like this is we
live in a society here, likeyou gotta the dog needs to be I
think well behaved is fair, right, you know, But I don't.
I don't care if the Yeah,I love it when dogs sleep in the

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bed, and I don't care ifthey're on the furniture. I mean,
that's it's your house. Whatever.But I will say, like if a
dog, if your house is fullof pea and the dog is unruly and
kind of runs you, I don't. I don't love that. That's not
how it's supposed to be. Well, I don't do it like that.
So you just what's this dog's name, by the way, what's the small
horse's name? This lion pep Pepper? And do you say you just let

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Pepper just free Rome out here?Like you? Pepper's raising you, is
what we're saying that. I'm justcurious. So we were playing with the
dog. It didn't seem like abig deal. While I was there,
So I'm hearing this now. Um, he could have said something if there
was issues. I didn't see anythinghappening. That was ridiculous of this dramatic

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jory that he's saying. So dogsthree pairs of my shoes while we were
eating. I think if you're goingto take your dog out in public,
then you have the dog has tobe relatively well behaved. Right, do
we all agree you? Yeah?I mean public is one thing. You
took the dog to his house,like, he doesn't even know if he
likes you yet, So how wouldhe know if he liked your dog?
Okay, well, look, Imean I'm a huge animal lover. I

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just think that we all have aresponsibility to mind our you know, to
look after our own animals and makesure that they're behaving and not tearing up
property and stuff like that. Imean, I don't think you'd want that
at your house. Actually, itsounds like you do. It sounds like
you're into that actually, Um,but you know, he didn't want that
at his house, and then youdidn't clean up after the dog either,
which is even if the dog isgonna be misbehaved or gonna act like a

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puppy it's still your dog. Youprobably should have done a little I don't
know, little uh inspection of thehome to make sure that you cleaned up
after this horse. I mean.The thing is, I love big dogs
too, but if your dog ispooping bigger than me, like I mean
that, we have to really makesure that we're you know, mindful.
Whatever. Yeah, she doesn't care. Okay, good, Hey, look

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al you're not interested. You don'twant to go out again? What if
what if the dog stayed What ifPepper stays at home with its big gass
poops? Well, definitely the dogused to stay home, and if I
could get that address, I cancend her a bill for all the stuff
that needs to be you're talking toat least probably two twenty a pair.
Yeah, it's expensive, expensive puppy, And I feel bad because I'm an

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animal lover, But like, amI asking for too much? If you're
gonna take your dog over someone's else, I gotta you gotta you'll watch it
right, No, not at all, even unannounced, unannounced. You gotta
you gotta let him know that.I guess that's a bigger issue. But
what if he had another what ifhe had an animal? Yeah? You
gotta ask before him. But anyway, um, look Natalie, he's not
gonna work out. I'm sorry,Al Natalie, thank you both for your

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time, best of luck. Allright, dog, thank you