Admin Night!

Fred tells us about a latest trend where people invite their friends over to have wine and book appointments together.

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All thanks to Live Nation. Do you want to hear
how the kids these days? I think this woman's not
a kid, but this is how this is. This is
the new rage in ladies nights, This is the new
rage in being social. And I'm not that social, as

(00:45):
you know, so you know.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
This.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
I'm gonna I'm just gonna.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm gonna have to adapt this somehow, but or adapt
to this, I should say.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
But listen, here we go. This is what the kids
you're doing? Well? Why is it like freaking out here?
One trend?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
People are calling ad midnight, So basically people are getting
together with their friends.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
They're bringing a bottle of wine.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
And they're doing everything administrative that they've been putting off,
canceling a subscription, hanging an electric bill. You're maybe cleaning
out inboxes. Maybe you're booking your doctor and dentists appointments.
Your updating passwords have to say talk about a recession indicator?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
What like?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Look, I'm not I'm not captain social. I don't go
to a lot of stuff. But I'm not going to that.
Ladies all, my all, my buddies, we're all we're all
gonna show up somewhere and we're gonna drink whiskey and
book our dentist. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I'm all about being productive while having fun. I love it.
I can't do that stuff on my own, like.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Keiky and I like it's hard for us to like
do certain tasks if I was with my friends and
some wine.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Period.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
But what's the point of them being there? Though? Like
they get there because they're doing it. I'm you know,
I'll do it because then we're all sitting in a
room working. It's called this. Well, the people that you're around.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Bodied, I'll just Jason, I'm gonna say wow. And I
think my feelings are hurt. Actually, I think that is
what happens here. I think I think we are administrative night.
You know, a little polls over here, book in her
plastic surgery and uh, I'm over here trying to get

(02:25):
a visa to some place and.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Which way is now?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
No, I just printed out an insurance form like you know,
I mean, this is this is midnight, but I'm getting
paid for it. So like in my free time, you
want me to, uh, you want me to invite my
friends over to my house, and you want me to
go through all my stuff and write emails. I mean,
I don't need you there for that. If you're in
my house, we're gonna converse and we're gonna you.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Don't want to be with people. But I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
It's right, which is why I'm not inviting people to
then do menial tasks that I can do on my own.
And can you imagine how much longer it would take
to be productive if there are other people there and
you had to talk to them and entertain them.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
I do it every day after the show. That's literally
what it is, white hard doors. It's not gonna sitcom.
We just sit here, we work, and then people walk
in and out and just dump on us and we
look up at six pm, right, I have to leave
because I don't know who's coming through that door and
what problem they're gonna have.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yes, No, it's why people want to know ten oh
one or maybe a little before, you know where I am.
And it's because it's twice. There's a time war. It
is ad midnight. If I sat here much longer than
our show was on the air, I would be here
till two o'clock in the afternoon. I would have no
idea what happened, and I would get I would have
gotten nothing done because people would have walked in there.

(03:42):
Because you got to remember, and I've done this ranch
a thousand times. But if the people who got to
be here nine to five, they got to figure out
how to fill eight hours nothing but time. We've already
been here for seven hours, and you want to help,
You want me to help you fill your eight hours
with a bunch of mindless meetings and gossiping and whatnot. No,
So I leave and I go home, and I be
productive somewhere else by myself. But no, I can't even

(04:05):
imagine what my friends would say if I if I
texted a bunch of guys and said, Hey, Friday night,
come on over. We're gonna turn the game on and
and we're gonna we're gonna we're gonna go through all
of our expenses.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Will you try it and see what they say. They're
gonna say, screw you. Text one of them.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
You want me to text one of my friends right
now and say, hey, do you.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Want to come over? Have some beers, bring your laptop,
and we'll get some stuff done.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I got some flights to books, I've got some Dennis appointment.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Book, some hotels.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah, exactly. Man, these receipts are piling up over here. Yeah,
you know, I think I don't even think they'd respond.
I think they would leave me on red. I think
they would think I was kidding. That's not a thing.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, you guys all want to do it and I don't,
So I know what our holiday diner's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Now, bring your laptop so you receive