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June 13, 2025 60 mins

What are some old sayings you never fully understood? Fred and the crew discuss that! Plus, find out why Tanya got ghosted on a Waiting by the Phone from the vault! All that and so much more, listen now!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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men song down. Yeah, hey baby, I'm sorry. Please forgive
me for all the wrong haf done and then you
gotta go.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Please forgive me, Please forgive you.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Come come, I love you. I didn't mean to get where.
I didn't know was an Instagram model.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Well I didn't know she was a.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
So Fred Show is on.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
And I think a lot of women listening are gonna
feel bad for this person. But her pea cup sized
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even gonna try and say with that, I'm gonna screw
up what it is a medical term for this a
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(01:28):
has to shell out thousands each year on a one
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a piece custom made braw new clothes every time her
cup size goes up again. For the mom of one
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and seventy thousand dollars a year on only fans because
lots of admire is like her.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
Fuller bust right monetize, But she has.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Severe back pain and she fears the reduction surgery would
be pointless because they would just grow back again.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
There's nothing she can do about this.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
It's just you know, bigger and bigger and bigger Mond
and Leasta is only fans. Why not you know, if
you're gonna have a condition like that, you may as well.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Monetize, make money, honey, yes, thank you, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
But her port back though, like I feel for women
who have to carry these bazungas like myself around, like
it is hard.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
It is a rough life.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's what I'm saying, Like, you know, I don't know.
People are like only fans ooh big, oh wow, No
not me. I'm like, that must be terrible. This is
in honor of Ai and chat Gpt that apparently if
you ask it to spit something out and you don't
read it, sometimes it doesn't make sense, which is wild.
It was not like he was written by a person
or something. I mean, like, wouldn't you if you're asking

(02:38):
Chad Gpt to do your job for you, or like
do a test for you or a study an essay
or something, wouldn't you read it before you submitted.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
It, just to see what it says.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
And I guess now they get a bunch of ways
of figuring out if you didn't write it yourself, Like
I guess the schools especially have a way of knowing
and I'm not sure how it is, and teachers have
a way of tricking people into and then they can
figure out if you didn't write the essay or if
you had the internet right the essay. But in honor
of that, somebody brought up on social media, what's a
common thing that people say that doesn't make any sense?

(03:11):
So for example, like what is it what can you
think eight five five five nine three five or any
of you in here?

Speaker 4 (03:17):
Can you think of somebody? Like a state?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Like a comment or I don't know, like a little
quip that people say and you're like, it doesn't. For example,
I'm sweating like a pig. It turns out pigs don't sweat, really,
pigs on sweat, So to say you, I don't know,
why do you sweat like a pig? Like, mean you
smell like a pig because you're sweating, Like where does
that come from? Because they don't sweat, Like dogs don't sweat.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
They roll around in dirt, so maybe it's like smelly situation.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
But I'm dirty like a pig. Why I say I'm
sweating like a pig? They don't. I'm healthy as a horse.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I mean, I don't know. I guess apparently horses aren't
that healthy. If you have a horse, then you would
know that. I didn't know that. But to say I'm
healthy as a horse, it doesn't. I don't know what
that means. Opelling to make up your own just because
you heard it the right way and then you decided
to say it your well, Yeah, est tales, so oldest time.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Tale's oldest time.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
What did I say, I wouldn't touch something with my
ten foot pole?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
That that was correct, that was why you said it.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
But he wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
I don't think you had. You don't have a ten
foot poll something like that. I wouldn't touch that with
a ten foot pole, which, yeah, meaning I wouldn't get
ten feet away from Maybe you are a ten foot poll.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Then you were able to sort of elevate the.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Saying maybe you know I like it.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
The threesome comment, yeah, yeah, the three dumb right is
that what's called three three peats is.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
What the right.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm still making. But three P three P is what
the chiefs are going for. And I called the threeesome
for a threesome. She was building a story or something yesterday.
I did build a story, didn't paint a picture. You
you were building a picture.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah. And by the way, a.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Threesome is what you get if you if you win
a three peep that's probably that's what happens when you
arrived back in Kansas City. People are just throwing themselves
at you because you make it very happy. Someone detected
cold as hell. I said that a thousand times and
obviously that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Cold as hell doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
But I said that I could care less, or you're
supposed to say I couldn't care less, because you're I
could not care less, is what you're trying to say.
Because if you what most people say is I could.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Care less, right, and I'm like, then do it then
care less.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Right right now, right.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
But what you're supposed to say is I could not
care I couldn't care less because that would.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
Mean that, like literally there are no cares left for
me to care correct, right, But people mess that one
up all the time. Drink like a guffy is that one?
I mean a guppy would be tiny little fish? So
how could you do that? Unthought or dethaw? You're right,
it doesn't make any sense. I've never thought about that.
De thought doesn't make any I'm gonna dethaw that. No,

(05:50):
you're gonna thaw it.

Speaker 7 (05:52):
You thought would be to freeze it again?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
No, defrost is that would be a thing. You know
that you're getting the frost off of it, like you're letting.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
It now something. But people I've heard people say I'm
going to saw that, say that that I just thought
you're just sawing it. God, these are crazy.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I've never thought about it. I slept like a baby.
How many, Paulinea, How well do you babies sleep?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Well? My baby seems real good. I would not hear. No.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I mean when you're in the trenches, you're up every
two hours. So no, it massive been like.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
A baby at this one six am in the morning.
Well yeah, right, you could just say six am.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Why am I two sheets to the wind when I'm drunk?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I thought it was three sheets?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Well, I don't understand why two of them?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
What happened? Way?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
I don't But why am I any sheets to the
wind when I'm drunk?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
I don't I don't know. You'd have to look at one.
I don't know what that means. Someone's saying they did
a three sixty. When they changed three sixty, you're right
back to where you said. Yeah, that's like halfway there, right,
that would be behind you. I'm like, hey, I did
a total three sixty on that one. Okay, so you
arrived back then.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
I thought I ate with that one? Got it? Yeah?
What else? People referring I think I did this yesterday? No,
I didn't a tiger.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
People referring to the lion being the king of the
jungle without realizing that lions don't live in jungles.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Excuse me, where do they live?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
I guess they don't. I guess lions will live in
a jungle. I don't know, irregardless, Oh, don't get me, irregardless.
It's not a word. Apparently, I've been guilty of it.
I've been guilty of using it before.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I just can't say regardless, right, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
I don't know, because that one just sound.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Did anyone ever teach you like a word or two
or three in high school that sounded really fancy? So
you just started using it, and all your aforementioned was
the one. I would find a way to use aforementioned.
I will put it in exactly.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
And if I'm trying to have attitude an email, I'd
be like, well, aforementioned above or below, I said this
to your ass before it before. Now you're making me
say it again.

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Right exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
But for some reason, like sophomore year, freshman year in
high school, the thesaurus in the computer taught me the
word aforementioned because that was another thing I thought that
I could do in high school, was uh, I thought
that I could just highlight random words within the paragraph
that I wrote, and then click on the thesaurus within
the computer and then just pick one of the fancier
words and stick that in there to make it look fancy.

(08:15):
But then I didn't realize that it doesn't necessarily always work.
You know, but aforementioned I bet you every paper I
wrote in high school had aforementioned in there suwhere because
it looked it looked fancy to me.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
What does it mean?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like like I said it, but like previously I mentioned, Oh,
you know that kind of thing polysyllabic words. You know,
you put a polysyllabic word in your paper, and then
all of a sudden it's like I don't know that. Yeah,
I don't like a salve for that or something autumn?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
What is it? What is the thing people say that
doesn't make sense.

Speaker 8 (08:45):
When they say something that's un ironic, like something that
somebody did was ironically funny, it's not ironic, then there's
no reason to say that it's on ironic.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
That's a really good point. I've never yeah, I've not
heard that one, but that's true. You wouldn't say that
like it's either ironic or it's not ironic, but you
don't have to point out the non bart Yes, autumn,
thank you, thank you so much, have a great day.
I'm glad you called for intensive purposes. It's for all

(09:17):
People will say for all intensive purposes. The statement is
for all intents and purposes. It is not for all
intensive purposes.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh, I thought it was intended purpose.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
And it's for all intense and purposes intense.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Like my intense.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
Well what I intended to do and for the purpose
that I did it. It's not for all intensive purposes.
It's not doesn't make sense.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
So we say, uh, for isn't it first come, first served?
But people say first come, first serve.

Speaker 4 (09:50):
I think they do say that. Yeah. I don't know
this one.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I think it's money camp by happiness. Oh it's your case.
Oh it can't happy as a clam. I guess I
don't really know why people would say.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
A big smile.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Is that why?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
I think because it looks like it's smiling.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, that's cute, all right, don't sweat the small stuff,
and it's the little things that count.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
I don't I like those. Yes, I don't think you're
doing with those. None of those bothered me. No, I
don't know if they make sense that they don't sweat anything.
I guess sweat meaning like, don't get stressed out, or
your panties work it right, you don't work yourself up.
I try never to get my panties in. You guys
live in a constant state of panties in a bunch.
So I don't even know why that's saying. I don't
even know what that's Okicky doesn't, but everybody else does.

(10:33):
Unless she wears the one thong.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
She owns Valentine's Day break it out?

Speaker 2 (10:39):
Why even bother? It would be even bother? Sometimes I
think that, like, what is this? What is some of
this underwear actually doing for you? This is what I
want to know, Like some of it is so limited
that I'm like, what, why even bother with this?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Hot? Well?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
No, I just mean, you know, for every like.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
You know, I'm not wearing like you know, most stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
I see out here in these streets. What'd you say?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
So I sat myself, I edited myself.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
Okay, well that was good. Most things I see it
in the streets.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I'm just like, I don't understand what what is this
actually doing the streets? You know, what I mean, Like,
but I'm doing my focus research, you know, in my
dating life. The stuff that I see, you know, in
the wild, I just sometimes wondered, like, I don't what
is that actually doing, except like collecting germs?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I do wonder so.

Speaker 9 (11:29):
Turned off if you saw and I don't actually say
that it is a collecting germ.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I mean, I know that it sounds like something I
would do, but it's not. I don't, like, we're not
like about to do some stuff. And I see that
and I'm like, now what is this?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I don't I would wait and say it afterwards. Emily,
it's the wild. Hi, Emily, good morning, Welcome.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
So what is the statement that people say that You're like, huh.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
The class is half full versus the classes half empty?

Speaker 10 (11:58):
Its empty? Is nothing help a glass to be half empty.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
It's empty as nothing.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
It's a way to empty, right, And yeah, like it's
this just turned into ways where I'm not high by
its glass.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
I kind of get it.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
I guess I can.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
I guess the way that people say it is the
way that I think that, Like if someone says, hey,
the glasses half fold, isn't that more of an optimistic way?
It's supposed to saying, if the glass is half empty,
I guess what I what I think of is like,
that's a more negative way of looking at something like yeah,
you know what I mean, it's how you frame it.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
I don't know, Emily, you know what. I don't know,
but thank you have a good day. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Then Nicole said, uh oh, wo hold on, Nicole, wait
a minute, what.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Nicole, what are you supposed to be saying.

Speaker 11 (12:46):
So two parts, it's cold, it's hail like the West.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
That's what you're supposed to be saying. Yeah, that makes
perfect sense.

Speaker 11 (12:57):
Yes, And then the second one is happy as a clam,
and it's supposed to be in high tide for high water,
because that means that we can't get to them, so
that we can't collect them as humans and then eat them.

Speaker 10 (13:10):
So they're happy because they.

Speaker 11 (13:12):
Get to live.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Nicol, this is fascinating. Those are two things that I
never really thought about before. So people are just abbreviating
the clam one.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
Yes, I looked it up. We were in surgery one
day and somebody said, oh, I'm happy as the klam.
We're all like, what does that mean?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
And so we ended up googling it.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Now, hold on what were you supposed to be surgery?
What kind of surgery were you supposed to be doing?
But you were on Google instead.

Speaker 11 (13:33):
Well, you know, we like to listen to some music
and we google things in between cases or sometimes during,
but not the people operating and times.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I've learned enough from the nurses and doctor Zicole in
here when I go, if I ever have to have surgery,
I'm doing a phone You're putting your phone in a
bag like a Dave Chappelle concert before we do the surgery,
locking that thing up. I need you focused on whatever
the hell you're doing to me.

Speaker 11 (13:54):
You know, honestly, if we're really focused, that means the
case isn't going well. If everybody's kind of just chompking
and listening music, then like we're in the groove and
things are going too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
I want you guys happy, and again I mean too.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Happy as a clam in high time. You know what
I'm saying. That's what I need, all right, Nicole, Thank you, have.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
A good day.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Thank you for saving lives and googling things at the
same time. I mean, that's like Kiki as a surgeon.
Can you imagine you over here doing an open heart surgery,
and then she got the TikTok.

Speaker 12 (14:20):
You know.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yeah, I first saw the headline of this, of this
viral video, make a viral video, Fred.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
We had a suit that used to say that to us.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
We had a more on a moron suit that literally
used to walk in the studio and say, hey, can
you guys make a viral video today please?

Speaker 4 (14:36):
And then leave.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
No, We'll get right on that, because that's how that works.
We hope that all videos that we make go viral,
like we try every time each time. We're hoping the
whole world sees our videos right right and yet, you know,
but if you could just keep you today, if you
could just make a viral video, that would be great.
So I saw this and the headline says best man

(15:00):
reveals his previous relationship with bride during his reception toast.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Now this seemed bad to me.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
I'm thinking his dude went up there and like broke
the news that he used to sleep with the bride
at the said bride and groom's wedding, and there's all
this reaction online about this.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I don't think this is that bad. Listen to this.
I have a big issue with.

Speaker 13 (15:24):
It, and the last they show together the way they
looked at each other, and you think it sound really romantic.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
But the only problem was I was dating.

Speaker 11 (15:31):
Rachel at the time.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
He saw the way that connected with one another, and
the only issue was he was dating or at the
time and.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
He was for real. Yeah, oh then that's fine to say, right.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
No, But the way that it came off, the way
the headline reads, is that the dude, like, you know,
the way that I when I read the headline, the
way that I'm thinking this happened was that the dude
went up there, tried to get cute in his little
wedding speech, thought he was funny, which some people do.
If you ever have toasts at your wedding, you know,
some people think it's like a roast, which it's not.
They think they're Nicki Glazer, they're not, you know, or

(16:04):
they try and be funny, but they're not necessarily you know,
comedically funny, which most people aren't.

Speaker 4 (16:09):
So that's fine. But I've seen it time and time again.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
People go up, you know, make these speeches and then
they oh, you know, and they say something that's like snide,
not the time in front of people, and Nana. It's
just not like that's not the venue to roast your friend.
So here I thought he went up there and was like, yeah,
I'm so happy for them, but.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
You know I used you know what I used to do.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
I mean, that's kind of what he said, right, But
what he was really saying, though, is like I lost
the girl to the guy who's marrying the girl, and
we're still friends, and he was chosen to speak at
the wedding.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
You don't like it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't why you don't.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
I mean, he's if it were if he were somehow
making a joke that elevated him, then I or embarrassed her.
But the reaction was very positive, like she was like, yeah,
you know whatever. But if he were doing something to
make him self look good at her wedding or make
her look bad at her wedding, I'd have a problem

(17:04):
with that. But it was tough deprecating. They fell in love,
I guess while she knew him the other guy not
the place.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
I don't have much experience with this dating. Uh friends
that dated. You know, Kaylen, you've talked we've talked about
this before because some of your friends you said, have
you guys have dated the same guy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's just one instance. Yeah, down like that, So thank
you for reading seeing like that. I heard swapping yeast
each other around.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
I heard once you're in, you're in. It's right around there,
all get down, all access for.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Everybody, taples everywhere.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
Once you're accepted into the circle, you just it's a
free for all.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Do you think a lot is going back to Michigan right?
Not for baby showing.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
Yeah, that's that's how ye.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
One last dig like he took one last little dig
at the fact, like, yeah, you know we used to date,
and I get that.

Speaker 9 (18:06):
I agree, Yes, we know, we have to leave to
it again, he was saying. He was making himself sound
like the loser. He was like, I was dating this
girl and they were looking at each other like they
were in love with each other, and I was like,
what's going on here?

Speaker 6 (18:20):
That's the truly how they met. Like basically, look at
these two snakes. Yeah, y'all belong together.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
To speak, right, they chose this man to speak at
their wedding. And what he's saying is like, yeah, we
were dating, but you know clearly when she met him,
she had a deeper connection and that looked they're getting married.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
You deserve each other.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
I'm gonna tranplate again, but I have to like be sorry.

Speaker 13 (18:45):
No, it's I just noticed the connection they have the
last they showed together, the way they looked at each other.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
And that's fine.

Speaker 13 (18:50):
You think it sound really romantic. But the only problem
was I was datie Rachel at the time.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Why why you got to say that part?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
It does kind of seem like he wants everyone to know. Yeah, Kendal,
I hit it first.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Did you hear how hard? Everyone laughed like everyone already
did that story, and.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
She laughed and he and he seemed fine with it too,
like and I was really I was less. I mean,
maybe I should be more concerned about him, but I
was more. I was less concerned about him and more
concerned about what she would do. And she and I
don't know if she was just putting it on for
the crowd, but you know, she like you started pumping
her fists, like you know, like and I don't know,
kind of like raise your glass to him and whatever.

(19:25):
So but you got to think you're right. Most people
that were there knew that Most people that were there
knew that they had at one time hooked up, or
maybe it was so casual that it didn't matter. Maybe
he was trying to get with her and realize that.
But you're right, that's not all necessarily implied there. But
when I first saw the headline, I'm like, did this
guy really go up there at the podium thing whatever

(19:45):
and make a toast and be like it good for
you guys, but just so you know, it was good
for me too. Ah, see's the way and let me
give speeches. See, But I would never do that, though,
I would never. I would never. I had been to
weddings of people I slept with, and I don't think
the groom knew.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
And I wasn't going to be the one to.

Speaker 9 (20:04):
Tell him, Yeah, that's I mean, that's different. I would
run that joke by the couple. If I was about
to make that joke, I am, I think this is
not you guys want a problem so bad?

Speaker 3 (20:15):
It's fine?

Speaker 4 (20:17):
Well you like I said, yeah, when I when I
saw the headline of the video, I'm going, oh my god,
what this kude? And then I watched it, I'm like,
it's kind of sweet. All he was saying she liked
him better, like she liked him better again, you know,
if he had made it like you know, she may
liked him better, but she right right right, And I

(20:38):
like the way you see you know what I mean? Bro,
Like you know that would be hilarious. But as a
spectator at the wedding, I would enjoy that myself, but
I wouldn't be happy but happened to me, So you'd
be mad.

Speaker 5 (20:51):
Yes, if one of Hobby's little friends made a joke
and like we were, like, let's just say we dated
prior to me dating my husband Hobby, that would bother me,
Like it's in a way you're making this about you,
Like you could have just said, oh, they had connection.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Oh I love seeing them together. They give me hope,
Like give me that, like you know, simp speech on
that for my wedding.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
You don't need to know, like boy I dated her
first though, or like oh but you know we were dating.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
And then I was like, what is this connection?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Like you're making it kind of about you too?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
How do you not mention that?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
But literally at me too?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
But that's how they met, that's their meeting story.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Was they met through you?

Speaker 2 (21:29):
I will agree that's a detail that didn't have to
be in the speech.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
I really didn't everyone don't you talk about how they
met and like how you witnessed them following you.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
But you could probably say that without being like, but
she used to lay with.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Me, right?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
I meant.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
So.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
You couldn't just give a speech and be like, I've
witnessed their love and I've witnessed how it's grown and
how how they look at each other.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
You couldn't have said all that without mentioning that you
used to do it too.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
You're gonna talk about the day they matt and how
much they were falling in love, and you're not gonna
mention why you were their And maybe they.

Speaker 9 (22:05):
Didn't do it, maybe they haven't been hooked up, maybe
they were just dating, or it was a first date
or something.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah, it could have been super casual.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
He left, He left too much out there, and now
everybody at the wedding in his second light, Right were
they engaged first?

Speaker 3 (22:16):
They haven't baby to gain.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
I see both sides of this, but it could have
been so much worse. It could have been so much worse.

Speaker 9 (22:22):
I knew he was going to talk about that, and
I think if that's what they wanted, then we should
be okay with that.

Speaker 12 (22:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 10 (22:32):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
You know your role is to we have to we
have to dissect everything and come up with all the angles.
So no, it doesn't matter what they think. I am not.
They posted a video. Now it's up to me.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Calon's entertainment report. He's on the Fred Show.

Speaker 9 (22:50):
Trace Cyrus, the brother of Miley Cyrus, went public on
Instagram Wednesday, making some really explosive claims about his ex
actress and former Disney star Brenda Song And she was
of Zack and Cody. If you're wondering how you know
her also dating Macaulay Culkin. They have two kids. In
for context, you know they dated long ago, right, But
he for some reason was ticked off about something on

(23:14):
I don't know what set him off, but something set
him off. And he had already been going off about
his dad online. But they dated from twenty ten to
twenty seventeen, broke up, were briefly engaged in twenty eleven,
and he.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Didn't hold back.

Speaker 9 (23:26):
He accused Brenda of faking multiple pregnancies, staging an abortion,
pretending to have breast cancer, and even a brain tumor,
plus allegedly stealing thousands of dollars from him, so these
are very serious claims. He called her eft in the head,
but also then says he hopes she's doing better mentally,
which is kind of like, okay. This comes after he

(23:47):
also hopped on Instagram earlier this week to Slam's dad
for skipping out on his grandma's funeral. So he is
just not letting anything be quiet in that family right now.
Sabrina Carpenter arrest her addressed her excuse me to It's Friday,
her very public breakup with Barry Keegan in a new
Rolling Stone interview, emphasizing how confusing it is when people

(24:08):
run with rumors online. She said, you're like, that didn't happen.
Then you're missing a few key details there. People underestimate
how tricky it is to navigate being a young woman,
having relationships and then having a bunch of strangers have
opinions on them. As for those cheating rumors surrounding Barry,
I don't think we're going to get an answer out
of her.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
You know him from Seltburne, by the way, but she.

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Declined to comment on specifics, instead refocusing her growing career.
You know she wanted to talk about that and ongoing
noise about her personal life, and then as for her
current relationship status, she said.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Am I doing this single thing right now?

Speaker 9 (24:40):
I'm doing the twenty five year old thing right now,
whatever that means. So I think she's just you know,
having a Hawk Girl summer and giving us a new
album at the end of August, which I'm excited for.
I think we need it sooner though, don't we need
another song of summer? Speaking of songs of summer, Pitbull
has been going viral online after fans started showing up
to a show wearing bald caps. And like some of

(25:01):
these shows, you look out into the crowd and all
you see are bald caps.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
It's hysterical.

Speaker 9 (25:05):
And he was on BBC and he gave a really
unnecessarily deep answer about the bald caps. I don't know
if we needed to get this deep, but he said,
for me to see it, it's an honor. It makes
me very happy to be able to motivate and inspire
them and see that they feel that it's deeper than music,
like they're part of a movement. They have a purpose
in what we got going on. To me, that's priceless
to all the batties.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 9 (25:27):
I appreciate you and their baddies because we soar high
like bald Eagles.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
I feel like somebody slipped me something.

Speaker 9 (25:32):
I don't know what he was talking about, but yes,
people have been going to a show in bald caps
and it's the funniest.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Thing ever in theaters this weekend.

Speaker 9 (25:39):
How to Train Your Dragon and also Material Material Lists,
which is that Dakota Johnson Pedro Pescal and Chris Evans' movie.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
They've been doing a ton of press for it.

Speaker 9 (25:49):
It's a romantic drama that follows a New York City
matchmaker played by Dakota who finds ourself torn between the
perfect match aka Pedro Pescal and her imperfect X, which
is Chris Evans. And it looks really good, so I
hope it is good. I kind of want to go
see it. By the way, if you miss any part
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Speaker 4 (26:49):
One in music station.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Amy with a right one one hundred truck Breck my
best friend in the whole wide world.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
High.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
I actually almost believe that when you say it, I
mean you are my friend. That is the real thing.
And I do love what you do for our audience.
We're very grateful for that.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
So now we're looking people up with some mortgage, some rent, paint.

Speaker 14 (27:07):
House, yeah yeah, and then maybe with the not doing
a mortgage one month, they can do.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Some fun maybe.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
So let's see what's going on with our friend Christy here,
Hi Christy, good morning, Good morning, Christy. Welcome to the show.
How are you. I'm good?

Speaker 4 (27:22):
How are you doing?

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Gracie ahead to my friends, Amy wither right for one
hundred truck record.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Hello, Hey, Christy, how are you doing this morning?

Speaker 14 (27:29):
It's a good, good day for you.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Oh no, no cry, no cry yet. I haven't even
said anything yet.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I mean, it's not uncommon for women to cry as
soon as they see me, but normally we wait for, like,
you know, further in the date for me to do
something dumb. But so want to help you out here.
We got your email whenever Amy's on the phone with me.
It's a very good thing. Can I read what you
send to us, Christy? Of course it says times are
tough right now, and I feel like we're working so
hard just to barely get by with two kids. My

(27:57):
husband and I both work, but with the cost of
living right now, some months are a struggle. We have
so many things that need to be fixed in our
house and we don't have the extra money for it
right now. This would be a huge blessing and such
a relief, Christy. I this is something I think almost
everybody can relate to. Everything is so expensive and just
meeting you know, normal life demands, not even not even

(28:19):
like you know, special things or extreme things, just basic
stuff is so expensive.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
Yep, yep, yep. Just trying to to take care of
everything and then want, you know, knowing what needs to
get done in the house and just kind of putting
it off that you could only put.

Speaker 14 (28:32):
It off for so long, you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I get it, I get it.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
So what's your number one thing you need to get
done at the house.

Speaker 8 (28:41):
Well, we had some a plumber comount thinking it was
going to be a simple fix and it turned into
a ten thousand dollars for what you've done.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
And yeah, wow, that happens. They come out and they're like,
oh yeah, actually it was like.

Speaker 14 (29:00):
No, yeah, that sounds like roots have grown into the
pipes and you have to replace a bunch of pipes.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
And look at our friend, you would think I'm a plumber,
like I would. This is why I live in it
like like a box, because no roots are growing into
anything in the box. So there's that. It's no doubt.
That's no doubt. Christy.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I feel your pain.

Speaker 14 (29:22):
We owned a hundred year old house with the exact
same problem with that old terra cotta pipes, and it
is just goodly expensive to fix it. You gotta fix it, though,
So let's give you a little boost instead of twenty
five hundred, let's do thirty five hundred to day and
get you a third of the way.

Speaker 8 (29:40):
Then, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Well, you asked for eighteen hundred. It was supposed to
be twenty five hundred. Amy's doing thirty five hundred because
that's what Amy. Amy's doing, what Amy does. And Christy,
I hope this is helpful for you and your family.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
You guys, yes, you.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
Guys, but I can't tell you. I can't tell you
how much. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Oh, you're so welcome. You could use the relief.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
And thank you for of course, for you know, reaching
out to us, and for listening to the show. And
uh and we'll get you the money. Hang on a second,
good luck with everything, keep in touch, Okay, thank you
so much.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
Thank you, and my boys love you so much. We
listen to every morning yet name thank you, Hunter and Logan.
We listen to you every morning. And we always send
a voice note to their dad because he's already at work.
And they always ended with you can't hang with the gorilla.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
How old are they? Okay? Good corrupting young minds? I
love that. Probably a little young. But hey, we'll go
up in the city and what is the latest step
on your woo Woo journey.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I have purchased grounding sheets. Bear with me here, Okay,
bear with you. They plug into the grounding plug in
your plot.

Speaker 9 (30:43):
So while I sleep, I will now be grounding and
I'm going to be a whole new bush.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Bread show is all.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
Hi, everybody.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
I had my first personal training session of twenty twenty
five with the Body by Gideon, Gideon the Assassin, Gideon
the Two, and then I ate Taco bell afterwards.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
It's all about balance.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
My boy, well snow so I'm sore, am bloated. Yeah,
so that's cool to move.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Your body and helped your heart.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yes, right, so I mean I suppose one with the
other is better than just the other because it's well,
you're right, But if I had to pick one, it
would have been the taco bells. So at least I
did both. Yes, why do you tacobo get expensive?

Speaker 3 (31:26):
By the way, everything's expensive?

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Talk about used to be cheap, And I don't know
what when did you get expensive? I don't realize everything's expensive.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
You're right, No fast food is cheap anymore. I'm like, no,
the hell?

Speaker 6 (31:35):
They still give you like forty five sauces though, that's true,
that's true.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
They are the only fast you can still.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Go in there and just grip a hole, you know
what I mean. I wonder how much you know Subway,
Uh they give you napkins. They don't have any. I
don't think they have them out. I think you have
to ask for them. Slash they give you two. They
put them in a little bag with the subway sandwich.
And I'm surprised if Taco Bell doesn't do something like that, because.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
How much waste.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
How many millions of dollars do you think of those
little sauce packets, because everybody grabs at least double what
they need.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
They asked me, would you like sauce? And I say no,
and I still leave with forty five.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Packets because someone did the math I think on the napkins,
and it was millions of dollars for subway that were
being thrown away because people just take a grip of
napkins the whole you know, the whole thing. They take
like a half an inch of napkins. They don't use
them all or they don't need them all. So I
wonder about that. Some economics people should do it economic things.
I don't want everybody messing with the napkins. You need

(32:31):
those for your car. But the sauce packet is like
taco bell saw down.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
I've ever been left waiting by the phone.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
It's the Fred Show, Tanya, Good morning, Welcome to the show.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
How are you, hi, guys.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I'm doing good.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
How about you doing okay? So what's going on with
this guy Connor? I want to kind of understand here.
How did you guys meet? Tell us about any dates
that you've been on, and then where things are now?

Speaker 10 (32:56):
Yeah, so I met Connor, super cute by the way.
We met on an app. He asked me out for drinks.
We went. I think we had a pretty good time.
I will say we even went back to my place, okay,
and we did oh gosh, it's the radio, so I
don't know. We did some fun things, some adult activities, right,

(33:16):
So you.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
Played like scrabble and you know maybe like un did
you play? How do you know? I will tell you something.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
You really need to get to the bottom of how
someone feels about the UNO rules before you date them,
because people have different definitions about rules, and I follow
the rules. I follow the actual rules. I'll just have
you know that I'm very rarely a rule follower. But
don't you come around and you're trying to stack a
bunch of action cards on me all at once. You
can't do that anyway, thanks to you. So you thought
everything went well, you know, and I would think so too.

(33:47):
If a date kind of winds up back at somebody's place,
that's usually a pretty good sign.

Speaker 10 (33:50):
Yeah, I mean, I thought all signs would go. We
played a little uno. I wanted to see him again.
But yeah, literally as soon as he left my place,
the text stopped. Like he hasn't responded a single time,
so I'm totally in the dark. I thought we had
a great time, and I would just love to know
what happened.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
I mean we hear it several times a week, and
many of us have been through it, where Caitlin and
Keiki have not, But some of us, you know, have
had that happen where you think everything went really well
and then the person you know doesn't respond to you
when you're like, well, was I on a different date
or what. So we're gonna call this guy Connor. We're
going to ask these questions. You'll be on the phone
at the same time, and the hope is that we
get straightened this up. Part two of waiting by the phone. Hey, Tatia, yep,

(34:34):
welcome back. Let's call this guy Connor. You met out
one of the apps. You went on a date. The
date went well, well enough that you wind up back
at your place, right and then some stuff happens, and
then you haven't heard from the guy since then. And
it's like, wait a minute, the day went well enough
that it ended that way. I would think i'd hear
from this guy again. There was chemistry, I guess, and
yet nothing, no response is to anything that's correct.

Speaker 10 (34:57):
Feeling pretty feeling pretty lame.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah, no, I get it. Let's you're not lame. But
let's see what Connor has to say. We'll call him now.

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Good luck. Hello, Hi is this Connor conn Connor? Good morning.
My name is Fred.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
I'm calling from the Fred's Show, the Morning radio Show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio right now, and I would need your permission
to continue with the call. I said, okay, if you
have for just a second.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Uh yeah, that's fine, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
We're calling on behalf of a woman who said she
recently went out with you. Her name is Tanya. Do
you remember meeting Tanya on the apps and you guys
went on a date.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Oh I remember Tanya man?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yeah, okay, Well she reached out to us and told
us that she had met you and enjoyed going out
with you and thought the date went really well and
expected to hear from you for another date and says
that she hasn't and so she feels like you're ghosting her.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
It sounds like maybe you are. What's your version of
the story, Well, what happened?

Speaker 12 (35:54):
Yeah, yeah, look, I got no problem talking to you
about this because she's logus. She's absolutely But.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
How is she?

Speaker 4 (36:03):
I'll tell you right now.

Speaker 12 (36:05):
We went back to her place after the date. You know,
things went well and I uh, I did stuff to her,
you know, good stuff, and she did not do anything
to me. In fact, when I was done doing all
that delightful stuff to her that that I did, okay,

(36:25):
she asked. She told me she was tired and asked
me to leave.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
You did play persona only one person getting anything? Wow?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Okay, so you like a good gentleman, would you handled
business first for your never?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Right?

Speaker 2 (36:45):
And then it was like okay, well that was fun,
so yeah no, and then she's like, no, that's good.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
You can leave now.

Speaker 12 (36:52):
That was exactly what happened, And that's why it's bogus.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
You're smiling because I know this happens the other way around,
and nobody's happy about it. So nobody should be happy
about this what.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
You sometimes sometimes you could, you could be so delightful
that it's like, let's just let it be this.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
So I'm being penalized for being so delightful.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
You know, you're too good for your own good? Is
that what I say?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
So why should just do a worst job?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Well?

Speaker 4 (37:21):
No, no, are.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
You doing it only to get something in return?

Speaker 1 (37:24):
No?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Actually no, but it does feel kind of like, and
I get it, it happens the other the way around, but
it's like, oh.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Yeah, many a time, so you don't care position.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Yeah, well, I've forgot to mention Connor that Tanya is
here with us on the phone.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Very forgetful, Tanya.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
You left the part out where you know it was
a one person game, it was not a two player game.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
Well played, I mean.

Speaker 10 (37:48):
Maybe, but first of all, delightful is an interesting word
to use in Connor. Hey, yeah, I would just echo
what was already said. You only do stuff to women
if you know you'll get some thing back in return.
That's pretty gross.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
What was wrong with delightful? Are you suggesting that it
was not as good as he thought it was?

Speaker 10 (38:06):
I mean, look, it was good for two people who
just met, but it wasn't delightfuls like a bit much?

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I think, really, so, and.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Forget you called us trying to figure out where he is.
So you obviously liked him, So let's just be fair
here and not minimize his efforts.

Speaker 10 (38:24):
I think, look, I think it's safe to say that
we just probably aren't a match if this is how
you're going to play things, Connor, but like happy to
have answers, I think more so I just wanted answers,
and so now I've definitely got them.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
Very ridiculous. You know how I'm going to play things.
You did nothing for me and you used me, and
you know what, I'm not interested in seeing you again.

Speaker 10 (38:45):
Oh yeah, okay, okay, well whatever, men do that to
women all the time, So glad to be rid of you.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
I mean that may be true, but everything here apparently
was good enough. I mean, Tanya, I want to remind
you you called us, asked us to find this. Guys,
and link you back. I mean, he's disappointed that he
felt like you didn't care about how he felt. And again,
I think a lot of guys need to hear this
because there are men out there that are very uh,
inconsiderate in this regard. So I'm not saying this only

(39:13):
happens one way, but it's for you to be like,
oh whatever now. I mean the guy wanted to he
wanted some delightful.

Speaker 10 (39:19):
Too, and that's fair, and maybe we would have gotten
there if we would have hung out a second time.
But like, I don't think you can expect it like perfect,
like reciprocity every single time. So well, any women listening
who are interested Connor available.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
If it had been the other way around, Tanya and
you guys had done this and then you do something
to him and then he gets up and leaves, you
would be irked about it too. You probably wouldn't be
calling us asking us to find him.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Maybe, but like I feel.

Speaker 10 (39:48):
Kind of like most of I don't know, I think
a lot of women can relate, like that's most of
dating for women, like doing that and then waiting to
see So I don't.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
Know Connor anything else. You want to say goodbye he's
not interested, and now she's saying she's not either, even
though we okay, whatever, So Caitlin's.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Entertainer report and he's on the Bread Show.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It's happening again.

Speaker 9 (40:13):
Taylor Swift's appearance at the Stanley Cup Finals has pissed.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Off a lot of NHL fans.

Speaker 9 (40:19):
So while attending Game four between the Panthers and the Oilers,
Taylor was spotted in a luxury suite with Travis Kelcey
and she looked very happy. She was having a great time,
but people, of course took to social with one tweeting
stick to singing, leave the hockey to fans who care
another road. Just because you're dating and athlete doesn't mean
you're part of the sports world. Imagine getting so angry

(40:41):
about someone enjoying themselves at a game with her boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You guys are weirdos.

Speaker 9 (40:46):
Speaking of Taylor and in other sports news, her friend.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Ever since her friend Caitlin.

Speaker 9 (40:50):
Clark, I should say, sat out with a quad strain,
WNBA TV ratings have tanked, dropping around fifty five percent
for nationally televised games and fifty three percent for fever
games without Kaitln or with with Caitlyn excuse me, I
should say gains average.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Like one point eight million viewers.

Speaker 9 (41:08):
Without her, viewership fell to roughly eight hundred and forty
seven thousand, which is a huge drop, with analyst saying
her absence is the main reason for the decline, with
appearances consistently pulling, like I said, one point one to
one point two million viewers a game, while games without
her again dropped a lot. So come back, Girl, Come

(41:29):
Back Caitlin, and lastly, Peacock is set to debut Nellie
and Ashanti We Belong Together later this month, And That's
an eight episode reality docuseries that chronicles the couple's renewed relationship,
recent marriage, and busy careers. In the newly dropped trailer,
the couple recalls their roller coaster romance from meeting at
the Grammys in two thousand and three, breaking up in

(41:51):
twenty thirteen, to a very sweet reunion at a versus
battle in twenty twenty one, where Nelly joked she got
me all despite admitting that they once hate at each other.
Now newly wids with a sun Kareem born in July
of last year, they navigate, you know, parenting and touring
and being back together and Ellie has some kids from
other relationships.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
But I'm very excited for that. My little early two
thousands heart is very hard.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Thanks for having us on the radio, on the iHeart
app Live and anytime, search for a Fred show on
demand and calling text a fread show anytime. Eight five
five five one three five. I have no idea who
made this this list, and if these people, I assume
that they were women, get to speak for all of womenkind.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
So I want, like the real list.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
I'll tell you what was on theirs, but I want
the real Fred Show list from you guys. Eight five
five five three five. But this this article is titled
so of course you got my attention. Fifteen things that
men are required by law to know about women. Fifteen Well,
I think they took some liberties there, But fifteen things

(42:55):
that men are required by law to know about women.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
So now do you want to hear what they think?

Speaker 5 (43:01):
This is?

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Like?

Speaker 4 (43:02):
These are the things that men all minute must know
about women? I want to know.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Should I tell you the list and see what you
think of it? But what I really want to know
is what should be on this I think there are
more practical things that should be on this list, okay,
number one, And by we I mean women. So I'm
speaking from a female perspective now, which is which I
often come from.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Yeah, I am, it's all that's right. Okay.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
So these are the things that men are required to
know about women. Number one, we cry, we as women
cry for no reason sometimes. Okay, okay, now that's the
reason always You've never found yourself just crying, Like, why
am I crying?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
It might be a dumb reason, but it's the reason.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
What was the dumbest thing you can remember crying for lately?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Lately? M TikTok TikTok was a dumb reason?

Speaker 4 (44:00):
Lord?

Speaker 6 (44:01):
One day I just looked at my dog and I
was just like, Man, I love you, bro, I like
lex man, this is off of you.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Man started crying? Yes right now? Okay. The dumbest reason
you cried lately?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Oh well, Hobby decided that he didn't want to put
like a larger amount of pasta on my plate, and
I got really offended because I was like, I'm hungry
and he didn't give me as much as he gave himself.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I won't eat it all, but I want the same
amount as he wants.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Does that make sense? Oh wow, was there some left
over or did he just take?

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Oh no, we had a lot left over three days.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
So you were like, give me more. He said no,
well the things.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
I know, but he was just confused because you're not
going to eat all this, which is true. He does
eat more than I do, but I wanted to match
his plate.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
So you start crying.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I was very offunded.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I don't I don't know if I'm worthy of this.
I don't know if I'm worthy of the right of
having that in my home.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Like, no, I don't want that in my home.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
No, I don't want I'm not I'm not saying that
you're long to express your emotion however you want I know.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
Oh no, it's just the literal, Like you're so literal and.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I and pragmatic.

Speaker 9 (45:09):
I just I don't know if we're gonna ever see
eye to eye on the emotions thing in.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Fairness, though in all fairness, can we can cut the
bs for one second? Like I love you, But if
a woman is crying because I didn't put one extra
thing of pasta, like that's not I know, that's not
really defensible. Like we're not talking about logic, but you're
admitting what I'm saying, like, that's that's not what we're

(45:35):
you're going, Oh no, Like that's a ridiculous reason to cry.
There's nothing I can do about that, because I could
get you're crying and I go one more scoopy, here
you go, and you're still crying.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Like problem solved. Why are we crying?

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Well, he forgot to make the garlic bread. He forgot
to make it too.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I want to cry about that.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
But like my whole thing about logic versus reason or whatever,
that's that's not that's that's this has nothing to do
with that.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
But was it a certain time of the month? Did
you have a hard day taking care of the baby?
Like That's what I'm saying is like there's layers. There's
layers to the ish.

Speaker 6 (46:07):
I know this is every day at home, guys, I
don't want to see the I wouldn't want this in
my house either.

Speaker 11 (46:17):
Day.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
I don't know, man, like.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I do a dog.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
But here's the problem.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
The problem is like if I see a woman crying,
or anybody really, but if I see a woman crying,
like I'm going to do everything I can to fix it.
But like if it's something like that where it's that
easy to fix.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
It, and that.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Inadvertent and not intentional and whatever. It's like, I don't
know what to do with that. And if I were,
if I were doing that all the time, I would
just be like, I don't know what to do with this,
like like penalize, like cry like expressive emotions. If I
screw something up, so then I know that I can
fix it. But like if you cry about a lot
of stuff, then I don't know what you're really crying
about and what you know what I mean, like, I

(46:57):
don't know what I'm supposed to prioritize here another school
with pasta or like you know, I don't know, not
forgetting our anniversary, you know something way worse. I guess
that's what I'm saying. It would be very confusing to me.
I'm not criticizing it. I would just be like is
this are you being hormonal?

Speaker 4 (47:12):
Or are you being this? Or did I really upset you?
Which one is it?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
I don't know how what do I do well?

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I can't ask questions, so I can't ask questions. I
can't be frustrated.

Speaker 6 (47:24):
Learning it's exactly right, So what does how he do
in that situation?

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Like what does he do well?

Speaker 5 (47:32):
First the first experience, he'll say what's wrong, Like that's
where we started, which is a question.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
Right, very nice, That's where I would start.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
Yes, And then that does leave the door open for communication. So, yes,
it was a hard day with the baby, or this happened,
you know earlier today, I got this email and I'm
so upset, and yes, emails make me sad sometimes, so
like I knows the time, so I'm just like, you know,
I want to just vent. But then you know, when
I'm not logical, I have to hear about how it
doesn't make sense to him and he can't really wrap

(47:59):
his head a round it, and then I think there's
a circle of that.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
No, but here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Here's what I appreciate about that scenario is that if
I don't give you enough pasta and you start crying,
but then you tell me that it's because of something else,
I can live with that because I I this. Men
are no different like I will go if something happens
here that upsets me or somewhere else, I will probably
go into my day with an attitude and I find

(48:24):
myself having to check myself. And then if I do
show somebody some attitude I didn't mean to. I try
and go back and tell the hey, my bad, I'm
you know, that wasn't done you, that was I mean,
so at least there's some communication. But do you always
do that or do you sometimes cry and then like
don't tell him why and then he thinks it's about him.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
I'm sure that's happened.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
That's the frustrating part is what I think you're emoting
about me, and I don't know how to fix it
because I didn't necessarily do it.

Speaker 9 (48:50):
Yeah, I think that's another big issue between men and women. Traditionally,
if you're in that sort of relationship is you guys
always want to fix it, and sometimes.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
We don't want you to fix it. We just want
to talk and be heard.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
So, like my boyfriend goes into like fix it mode
and we're rushing around and we're doing things, and I
don't want you to fix it.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
I just want you to hear me. And I think
that that's like the fundamental difference.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
So if you ask, like do you want me to
help you solve or do you want someone to listen?

Speaker 3 (49:15):
That's always really hard.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
I guess just those differentiating factors will be helpful for
us to know. On the other side, like, hey, is
this about me? Is this about something else? I did
this thing that made you cry? But are you really
crying about me? And do you want me to do
anything about it? Because if I don't ask questions and
I don't do anything about it, then I'm insensitive.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
But I so it's a very difficult spot, it is.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I mean I've only gotten through number one, right, Okay,
number two we also like to vent. Okay, fine, number three.
We have fears you might see as irrational. Okay, but
I don't think that's a gender thing. I have fears
that people think are irrational. So yeah, okay, we love
it when you call us. These are fifteen things that

(49:56):
men are required by law to know about women.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
See, I don't think that's true.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Don't ever call me. I always call you.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Okay, Okay, Well, you're fine.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
We prefer that you let us know if you're not
into us. I mean the again, Like that's fair, that'd
be nice to know in any circumstance.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
I don't yeah about this.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
You might cry in vent, but but you want me
to call you and tell you?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Would you prefer Hey, I'm not into you.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
We don't require grand gestures, but they're nice. See, now
that's another one. I've dated people who do want the
grand gesture. I've dated people who don't. I've dated people
who want to be doted on. I've dated people who don't.
Like it's case by case. I don't know if these
are all universal. We don't define a relationship by the
size of a ring.

Speaker 4 (50:49):
No, don't.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
Yeah, it's not universal.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
I'm wondering at this point. It says we, but then
saying we, you know, don't. I don't represent you guys
at all.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
We love babies, but that doesn't mean that we want
to rush into things.

Speaker 9 (51:07):
I mean, okay, not oh women like love are obsessed
with babies like that.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
True, Yeah, I guess I don't assume that every woman
wants a baby. But when I go out, when I'm
on my second day with you and you say, so,
where is this headed because I want to have a
kid like that typically indicates to me that you would
like to have a baby. Because you just said that,
we aren't comparing you to our exes, Yeah you are.
That's the life, And I think that happens all the time.

(51:35):
I think people compare the people they are with, the
their exes all the time. Deny no, but except that's
that's a that's a confirmation, because you would just deny it.
So someone says that, I'm like, well, you would just
deny it if it weren't true. We tend to overanalyze. Okay,

(51:55):
we prefer direct communication.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
I do like that.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Yeah, okay, okay, but okay, but then the direct communication
means that I'm asking questions about things that I've just
been told by you guys not to ask questions about.
So I'm trying to communicate. But now I'm annoying because
I'm asking why you're crying. But I just gave you
more pasta Paulina, so it's not crying.

Speaker 7 (52:17):
That's why I don't mess with y'all. Thank you for
at least thank you for it, Maggiet.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
It could be a little confusing because these are contra
even these, even this list contradicts itself.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
So we appreciate courtesy.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Okay, we still want to feel feminine, beautiful and safe.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Yes, okay, we hold you in high regard.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Not always. No, I don't think so, I mean, like
anybody else. I don't think everyone's all, you know, I
think that's that's situational, and we can still tie our
shoes and do any number of other complex herculean things.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Huh, hercules.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
I don't know who's if you're If you're someone questioning that,
then your misogynists, your terrible human being. Of course women
can do many, many, many things. You do it every day,
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
Oh that was for me, Like I tie my shoes.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
No, I'm Paulina, just welcome to the show. I'm reading
you a list of We've been talking about the same
thing but last time.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
But I didn't know this. This is the same perspective
as the other. I don't like it either.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
But I.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Says we can still tie our shoes and do any
number of other complex herculean things.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
I said complex, Like I'm concerned. Is that complex to do?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
I mean, you guys can create life and extract it
from your body. And I don't know why anyone's not
impressed by that. Yeah, maybe not in that moment. You
can't tie your shoes. But I don't understand this list.
I don't get it. Somebody said, how many tampons will
you use? Man needs to know that?

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Oh he doesn't come on.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
No, I don't know why. I wouldn't need to mean business.

Speaker 9 (53:54):
I mean, like, I'll tell you what flavor I want
if I need to send you to get some.

Speaker 3 (53:57):
But yes, no, I'm kidding. You don't need to know
how many?

Speaker 4 (54:03):
Yeah, I don't know. Really individual.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
I think it's nice if a guy has some perspective
on that, but like I don't. I don't know why
I need to know the ins and outside because I
don't know what that offers to you at all.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
But at least you can still tell your shoes some days.
That's a good thing, you know, not every day. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (54:20):
I know about this list, right, No? Wow, I mean
the list is just is just I would Jason.

Speaker 4 (54:27):
Okay, well, then give me one. Okay, I'm gonna push
the button.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
But do you guys each give me one that wasn't
on the list that you really want to know, Like, like,
what is something that a man needs to know about
you by law that wasn't on this list?

Speaker 4 (54:41):
So you can't come up with anything else? But you
don't like this list.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
I don't like the list at all.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
Don't you know that I'm a princess and I deserve
whatever I want, whatever I want queen.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Yes, and I should be treated as such at all
time period.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Boots, Yes, Wow, And if I'm crying, it's something you
did right.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
Thank you for show. Excuse I can't do it?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
That'd be that'd be a three summer, I mean a three.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Fred's show is on it.

Speaker 4 (55:07):
I don't have any issue with a woman proposing to me.
I just know.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I mean, if that's what she wants to do, then
you know we're for you to accept. I would It
would depend on the circumstances.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
If you liked her and loved her a lot.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
I guess if I I guess to be honest with you,
though knowing myself, if if I felt that way, then
I would have already done it.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
I would have been the one to do it. So odd. Sorry,
if someone's having to propose to me, then you're not.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Then I probably wasn't in a big hurry to do it,
or I wasn't in as big of a hurry to
do it.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Calin's entertainment report is on the Fred Show.

Speaker 9 (55:41):
Former NFL player Antonio Brown is wanted for attempted murder.
Cops in Miami Dade County are seeking to arrest the
former NFL wide receiver on a charge of attempted murder
stepping from a shooting at a celebrity boxing event back
in May. Antonio was briefly detained by cops after the shooting,
and video shows him getting into some sort of physical

(56:02):
altercation with a bunch of men that he claimed we're
trying to jump him and steal his jewelry. Another crypt
shows him fleeing the scene with what appears to be
a gun in his hand before clear gunshots are heard
rippen through the air. Now, the Washington Post is reporting
an unnamed victim met with law enforcement and claimed Antonio
opened fire at him following the physical altercation, which prompted

(56:26):
the warrant for his arrest. They also reported that this
warrant will require a ten thousand dollars bond for Antonio
and he's got to remain under house arrest pending trial.
So this is very much a developing story and very crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Moving on to singer r.

Speaker 9 (56:41):
Kelly, who's currently serving a thirty year federal prison sentence
for racketeering and sex trafficking. He's seeking a presidential pardon
from President Donald Trump. His legal team filed an emergency
motion after they claim that three Bureau of Prisons officials
conspired with an inmate who is in a very bad
gang which I will not publicize, to have R Kelly

(57:03):
killed in prison. Following this motion, R kelly real name
Robert was placed in solitary confinement and that's not where
you want to be. If you're in jail, no phone,
no food, nothing, You're locked by yourself. The inmate involved
claims that he was promised freedom in exchange for carrying
out this hit, but ultimately refused to reveal the full plan.

(57:25):
R Kelly's team argues that these alleged threats and all
this cruel and unusual punish according to them, is what
prompted their appeal to request it from Trump.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
So we'll see what happens with that.

Speaker 9 (57:38):
And in lighter news, congrats are in order for Dua
Lipa as she's officially confirmed her engagement to British actor
Callum Turner after months of speculation. In a British Vogue interview,
she described the moment as a really special feeling, saying
the custom ring was designed with the help of her
sister and her friends, and she says the ring is

(57:58):
so her. The couple quietly got engaged. Remember over the
holiday season, would do a spot at wearing that diamond
ring as early as Christmas of twenty twenty four, though
no wedding date has been set.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
There just chilling. She says.

Speaker 9 (58:11):
She's continuing her Radical Optimism tour and he's busy with
his own project. But remember we talked about this on
the show. This was the ring that went viral for
being too small.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
For dua lipa. Everyone was kind of dragging her and
I feel.

Speaker 15 (58:23):
Bad you guys, because it was designed by her friends
and sister and she loves it. So, like the Internet
is wild, I think it's estimated to be around like
two and a half to four carrots set in a
very unique band with a value between sixty five to
two hundred and seventy thousand.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
So just stop, like be happy for people. That's crazy.

Speaker 9 (58:44):
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you're slacking on your one of the thirteen duties, you
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Speaker 1 (59:04):
Next, The Fread Show is on Fread's Fun Fact.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Bread Fun.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Learn so much.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
I can't remember the last time I had to measure
my foot to see what size shoe I wear. And
I'm sure now they have some form of like, I
don't know, laser digital. When's the last time any of
you had your foot measured for some reason?

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Okay, Well, if you're old enough to remember when we
used to go to the shoe store I get shoes,
there was that metal thing that was on the ground
and I'm just gonna make its sound so old timy,
but it was like a metal thing and you stuck
your heel in it, and you turn it around to
stick the other heel in it, and it would tell
you what size shoe you were, and then you can
even do the width. Did you know that thing has

(59:56):
a name? That device has a name. It's called the Brannick.
So a guy named Charles Brannick patented that in nineteen
twenty six, and his Brannic Device Company has been making
them ever since.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I don't know how much demand.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
There is anymore for these things, right, but every shoe
store had at least a few of these things and
you'd be on the floor and you'd stick your I
can't believe I have to explain this, Like my niece
Polly will never probably ever see one of these things
in her life. It looks like an ancient tortured device.
If you didn't know what it was for, you might be.
We're gonna see on Pond Stars in like twenty years

(01:00:30):
that the original Brannic device is worth a gazillion dollars
and you can buy it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
But that's what it's called.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
The thing that measures how big your foot is, the
old school metal ones called a Brannick device.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
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