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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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I'm here for. Never mind spreads show is a woman.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
This is terrible.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
A nurse was chatted by cheesy nachos.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
This is an awful story on nacho fueled domestic dispute.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
She's making waves in Florida.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Port Saint Lucy, a nurse and Allison Swung got into
a heated three am argument with her wife, who's also
a nurse, over late light snacking, and things escalated when
Swan allegedly grabbed a handful of cheesy nachos and shoved
them down the back of her wife's leggings. Oh much
cops that it didn't stop there. Swan reportedly dragged her
to the ground, fish hooked her in the mouth, and

(01:17):
slammed her head to the floe. Now that is in
fact tragic. Fred Show, Good morning, Thanks for having us
on the radio, on the iHeart app Live and anytime
search for The Fred Show on demand. I know we
talked about this a while back, but it still continues
to blow my mind. Eight five five five nine one
one three five You can call him text the same number.
But recently, Chloe Kardashian shared new details on her decision

(01:37):
to allow Tristan Thompson in the hospital room when she
gave birth to their first baby together. True back in
twenty eighteen. It was just days after she learned that
he had cheated and here's what she had to say.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
And had an affair.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
It was public, and I gave birth forty eight hours
later and people were like, do you want him in
the hospital room when you're giving birth? And it was
my first baby, and I I do, and we're all
going to pretend because of course I had to have
all my siblings in the room and my mom and
I said, we're gonna all it's going to be hard
for you guys, but let's all act like this didn't happen,

(02:12):
because my daughter's going to see this home footage one day,
and I don't want her to ever see to know
this was I was thinking for my daughter. True, and
I get sad if I ever see myself because I
can tell I'm blink and it's an out of body experience.
I just went into autopilot and I just went into
I'm not here. I was not present, but my body

(02:36):
was there.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I gave birth.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I did what I have to do, but it was
for her. I thought of her, and I was like,
for her memories. I wanted her to know her dad
was in the room. And then when it was done,
you know, he went along because I was like, I
can't talk to you, but like when I put my
home camera down, but I made sure to do what
I needed to do for her.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Well, that is a mature human being. That is a strong,
mature homie being. I am not. I am not if
I gave birth Okay. First of all, first of all,
we would need to pass out, well you need You
would have to knock me out as soon as you
told me that I was pregnant, and then not wake
me up until it's over, because I don't think there's

(03:17):
any part of the process that I could handle. I'm serious,
I agree, and I don't think most men could. And
I know, I know that's going to get some guys going.
But you know what, guys, you don't even want to
find out, So there's no point in even challenging this.
There's like, there's no point in even hitting me up
and being like, I don't know, Fred I think I could. No,
you don't want, you don't want to know, so just
let's not. All I'm saying to you is, uh, women

(03:42):
are incredible for your ability to endure this, among other things,
but I would There's no way. There's no way I
find out two days ago you cheated on me, and
then I'm just going to go through this extremely stressful process.
I'm going to be totally exposed and wide open and vulnerable,
and then you get to come in there and I
have to look at you, well bringing a baby into

(04:04):
the world. I'm sorry I think you lost your right
when you cheated on the mother of the child that's
being born.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
I think you lost your right to be there.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
I agree with you, truthfully, though. My heart breaks for
her because she even said to herself she goes on
a body experience like when you give birth, Like I
think that is one of the most I don't even
know what to call it, like.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
The riskiest like difficult things to do in the world.
That's actually very like you know, it's life threatening, right.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
I always say, anything can change in the second you
think you're going to go in deliver this way. Next
thing you know, you're being reeled away, right, And there's
doctors that emergencies sections, like anything could happen.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
And the fact that I'm dealing with this of giving.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Birth to our daughter, and then I have the piece
of crap that is you the baby daddy who cheated
on me next to me, Like I I my heart
breaks for her because like she's dealing with so much
in that moment and I just I whatever. But my
other thing about that is like, yeah, you're not coming in,
You're not coming in the room.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Was that your other thing? I think that was the
same thing. Yeah, that was pretty clear where you were
going with this.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, I wanted to cry hearing her. I was like, here,
broke my heart. But she's so much sure, she is
so much better than me as a human as as.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh no in that sense though, like I could never
let them in. There is no better or worse.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
It's whatever she whatever each mom feels like they need
to do and how they feel like they can get through.
It does sound sad because I know a lot of
mothers feel that beautiful experience, you know, when you're giving
birth and when the baby comes out.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
And I hate that she was an autopilot.

Speaker 6 (05:23):
But I don't think anyone can speak about it unless
you've given birth or been in that situation.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You know, No I can speak about it. The person's
not coming, My ex is not coming.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, we know, you're see.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
I don't know that I would even expect to be there,
you know, because it's it's going to be it's her.
It's going to be the people in her life that
she chooses to be there.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
More than likely know. When I know, you know, my mom.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Or my friends aren't coming, you know, to the birth,
it would be she and her closest sort of you
know tribe and so I'm so I'm going to be
entirely unwelcome anyway. Everyone hates me, you know, if I'm
the cheater.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh, now you're not the woman giving birth. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
I playing both sides.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Look, I'm a I'm a multifaceted actor. Okay, I could
say this is more, this is more for one man
show going on right now. I'm playing ball the roles
follow along, KLN. Okay, what total, complete and total focus here.
This is coming to Broadway soon. Okay, slightly off Broadway,
but it's you know, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, kick, you.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Haven't had much to say.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
My thing here is always I also understand that it's
a once at a lifetime deal, like that's only going
to happen once.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
And so.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Do you, in fact do what she did and bury
whatever you're feeling in the moment so that that experience
isn't ruined, because I don't know what's who is to
say that she doesn't forgive him down the road, I
don't think that's happening. But yeah, she took him back,
she did, so, yeah, I mean, yeah, I guess you're right.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Yeah, that explains that. But I would not allow you
in the room while I'm giving birth. You would be
able to meet your daughter after after I pop her
out and we're all prepped and ready, my makeup's done.
You can come stay hi to your baby, but then
you need to leave immediately after, or you need to
go into the guest room, you know, wherever they whatever
y'all got at the hospital. But you will not whatever

(07:09):
y'all got at the hospital. Guess again, when I sit
in the waiting.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
And somebody comes out and tells me that I had
a boy or a girl, and I go, okay, I
guess I'll go back to work now.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
You actually are going to be in the emergency room
dealing with me. That's true.

Speaker 7 (07:25):
You can go wait down there and we'll make sure
you see the baby. But yeah, you're not going to
get the privilege of sitting there watching me do a
miracle with God.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
But you know a miracle.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah, you know, she stares at her another region.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
To America.

Speaker 7 (07:42):
That thing's gonna be working, and you're not going to
get to sit there and see that process.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
No, you I thought you were enjoy I'm like, I
don't know if anyone's enjoying it.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Actually, yeah, No, it's the privilege.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, I know, I don't.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
I don't have it. Somebody said, let me see this.
What does this text here? M m mmmmm.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
She also helps race dream as well.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, she's an a robs you don't. We really don't
deserve her, and y'all need to leave her alone forever.
She's an angel amongst us.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Call it what it is, babe, it's effing traumatic. Somebody said, yeah, see,
there you go.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Babe, it is traumatic. Yeah, you want to call it traumatic,
I'll call it traumatic with you. Yeah, he absolutely is.
That's why he won't be there if my man cheated
on me. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
How did I don't know we ever talked about this.
How did Hovey do?

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Because Hovey your husband, who is a firefighter and paramedic.
We were concerned about how he was going to hold
up with the sight of all the all of the
things that you see when this happens. And I think
you were concerned not only you know, about how he
was going to hold up, but whether he was going
to be of any value to you during the process.
I don't know if we were followed up on that.
How'd the man do?

Speaker 5 (08:46):
The man's a great he is a Yeah, he's a
fireman paramedic for a living, but he wanted to pass out.
I could tell, like I'm looking at his face, that
man wanted to pass out, and he was trying so
hard not to look right. He was trying his hardest.
But like what called her field view? Yep, yeah, I
know that that was existing in that moment. I'm sure
he saw some stuff. So he had one leg. My
mom had the other leg. My mother in law was.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Behind me fanning me.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yeah, all the way back in the back, but put
me in the back the oh. And my mom, though,
was very brave. She was like, because doctor Mike said, oh,
the head's coming out, here's the head. My Mom's like,
can I see? And she just lift it. I was like, Mom, there's.

Speaker 6 (09:22):
No good view by the way, now, even if you're
by the shoulders where I was when my mom gave
birth to myself, there's no good view.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
How about like a video feed. You know, we're supposed
to be doing something and I don't think we can
do it. But I guess this is the new trend
in the office, and I just want to do inform
you of what it is and what it's called. Now,
I think this has been happening, but I'm not sure
if there was a name. I witnessed someone do it yesterday.
I'm not going to say who. Of course I would
never I watched someone told me they were doing it

(09:49):
basically yesterday.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
It's called coffee badging. Have you heard of it?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You've heard of the thing, but maybe you haven't heard
of the phrase coffee badging. So remote based workers are
being told they have to return to work now, many
and some of them are using quote unquote coffee badging
to dodge the new marching orders. So coffee badging involves
swiping their ID badges at the office to record their arrival,

(10:14):
staying for thirty minutes long enough to get a cup
of coffee and everybody can see them that they were there,
and then go back home. For workers that don't have
to swipe a badge, simply establishing their presence by saying
hi to people, dropping by someone's cubicle, or just talking
loudly in the hallway, and then irish exiting work.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
For the day.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh yeah, but I'm not kidding. Of course I would
never reveal who it was. But I got in the
elevator with someone yesterday at like ten to fifteen, because
you know, we get here it for something, so ten
to fifteen time to go home. And this dude had
probably been here for fifteen minutes and he got in
the elevator with me because I got to get the
hell out of here and just left. He's leaving for
the day. Whi's leaving for the day, and like you

(10:57):
have to sell something. He's like, I got to get
the hell out of here, and he was done. He'd
had enough for today, so or yesterday, I guess it was.
So I h I don't know how I'd feel about
it because we never stopped coming in.

Speaker 8 (11:09):
Well, that's the thing is, like they tell you have
to come in three four days a week, whatever it
is where you work, but they never say how long
you have to stay, right, so if you stick if
you were to stick around here, you would see that
like as the day goes on, there's less and less
less people by the time at the end of the
day should be here, like five five thirty, ain't nobody here.
I'm sure they're off on sales calls. Jason sell things. Yeah, absolutely, And.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Then all the stuff I've seen on TikTok and heard
from my friends about like how they track you. Sales
force apparently is like the enemy of the state.

Speaker 8 (11:44):
You're a little bubble on teams. Yeah, because if it
goes yellow, you're not working.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yes, yes, what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
So apparently they have like apps and they have little
devices you can buy that will move your mouse and
circles for you, so you don't you know, you can
go off and do your laundry or whatever.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
I need that, But.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't understand it, because I get like the collaborative thing.
I get to everybody. Well, I think some companies want
you to come back so they can watch you work
and so that you can't be more efficient with your day.
I guess because if your work is getting done, then
you and you still have a job because you're doing
a good job. Then I guess I don't really know
why it necessarily matters if you're there or not. I
get that there's a collaborative thing where it's like, well,

(12:21):
you know, we're all together like on this show, like
it would be weird if we were all in separate places.
We tried that the first day of COVID. It did
not work, and so we said, forget it. We're all
just gonna We're gonna have the biggest super spreader radio
show of all time. And then we just came to
work on day two and never stopped coming in and
the company was like, you can't do that, but they
never turned our key card off because they didn't mind
we were working.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
They just said to put it in writing.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Like you shouldn't do that. Hey, if don't you do that,
And then we did it for two years. Where was
I going with this?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
But no.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
But it's just amazing to me that because people I
know who work from home or were working from home primarily,
they would tell you that they were working harder, I yes,
than they were because it was like, well, I got
nothing else to do, Like I'm sitting here, I have
nowhere to go, my laptop's open, I've already cleaned my
house and done my laundry five times, you know, so

(13:11):
I guess I'll just do more work. So for the
people who are like you got to come in because
we think you'll work harder, I don't think that's true.
I think I think people were working harder when they
were at home, and who cares if you're efficient?

Speaker 9 (13:22):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
My theory about this in the average eight hour workday,
I contend the average person does about two hours of work,
oh maybe three.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Think about it.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
There's lunch, we got to stroll around a little bit,
we got to have a meeting or two that didn't
need to be a meeting, but I got to be
here for eight hours. So this is when you work
completely odd different hours than everybody else like we do,
you begin to notice the patterns.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's like, sure, let's schedule a bunch of meetings.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
All day because you got to be because you're expected
to be here from nine to five or whatever. So
I got to fill the day and look busy, Cheryl,
Let's have a meeting around one.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's two o'clock in the morning. For me, We're not.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
We're not I'm on available or I'm taking a meeting
from bed. I don't know what to tell you. I'm
notice right, but yeah, I don't know how to fix it,
you know, because it's like, okay, so let's say it
takes me half the day to get my eight hours
of work done. Well, then in theory, I should be
able to go home after If I'm that efficient, I

(14:19):
can get it all done and you don't have any
issue with my work, and I got I'm doing what
I'm supposed to be doing and you're happy, and it
takes me three or four hours, then I should be.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Able to be done, right Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, But then if people figured out that you were
only really doing four hours of work a day, nobody
wants nobody. You wouldn't want your boss to know that
you can do eight hours worth of work in four hours.
So then if you if they did, then they would
probably just give you more work to fill the time, right, yeah,
more assignments. So you gotta pretend like it takes you
all day. Otherwise it'd be like, oh, great, you're super efficient.

(14:50):
I'm going to penalize you by giving you even more work.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Yeah yeah, I could see that. Well, you got a
factor in breaks? Don't we legally have to have those
through fifteen thirty at smoke Blake?

Speaker 1 (15:00):
That's required. Yeah, it's the law.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's law, I think. So if you work over when
it's like six hours something like that, I think it's
six and a half.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Well, no, wonder, it's just we don't so no breaks
around here. I guess when the commercials are playing away
coffee badging, that's the people are doing that. At least
there's a term for it. Showing up for work and
then making it seem as though I do that at parties.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I do that a social functions.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Well, I coffee badge the social function, Like if it's
something I have to go to you, but I just
am not feeling it, I will show up and I'll be.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Hey, everybody up here.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
If you see that level of energy and that level
of like me needing attention on me, then you know
exactly what I'm doing. I'm making sure everybody knows that
I'm there here.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
I am game, yep, I'm s harty story that.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
If I'm acting like that, then you know right away
what my plan is fifteen minutes later in the uber.
On the other direction, yes, nurses don't get lunches or breaks.
What I've noticed that before, like when I volunteer to
the hospital or whatever, and that wasn't supposed to be
a humble bragg like that's the only reason I would
know that.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
They take lunches. My friend who's a nurse calls me
in her lunch all the time.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
Well, maybe she gets one and these people don't. I
don't think that's legal, right, Well, I think like maybe
they're eating, but I don't think that I don't know
if they're maybe they're not supposed to, like maybe they're
eating their lunch, but they're also looking at the monitors
and you know. I mean, so I would think you're
kind of always like there may be stretches where you're
not doing anything, but God forbid, there's something that happens,
and then you've got to be on it right away,

(16:33):
Like I would guess if you're an overnight nurse. I
mean people are sleeping, of course, yeah, but it's not
like you can sleep because it's God forbids somebody code
or something. Then it's like, you know, and I got
chure oat hanging out of my mouth. You know, it's
like I'm on break though, guys, right, I can't handle
this right now, I'm on break.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Or like the firefighters right, like my husband Hobby, like
they I mean they're at the firehouse and then they're
cooking or they're eating whatever, but there's a fire.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
They can't be like we're still you know, the meat
loaf is still love and they got to go.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah. See now that would be hard for me. Like
I can't imagine not doing anything all day. You know,
let's say you don't get I don't know how they
get a call. But let's say they don't get a
call for hours and you're sitting there and you're there,
you know, when you're hanging out, you're like watching TV
or sleeping or whatever, and then all of a sudden,
it's like boom, Now I gotta be on and I
got to go and do this thing. But I don't
know when it's gonna happen, Like I need a minute,

(17:22):
you know, like when I get up, I need a minute, right,
and the fire is not gonna wait for me, no,
you know, I can't be like, hold on, guy, I
need like fifteen give me like fifteen twenty. I believe
it was we're out on the porch, which is a
table outside of the studio where the pre show, the
pre show production meeting occurs. AKA, I have no idea

(17:43):
what the topic of conversation will be when I walk
in each morning. And today I believe it was you,
Paulina who said that you didn't know that men could
pee sitting down.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Like physicologically, physicologically, just tackle the mic again, Okay, let's
just start over.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Logically, I need to be recharged myself, right.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
So physiologically, you didn't realize.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I didn't realize that men could pee sitting down?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Well, how do you think that we go number two?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
You don't pee?

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Well, you guys could, but like you're not peeing, you
give a mission, right, you have something to do, you
have a goal, and that's that's to go number two.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
That's different, different things.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
I'm not trying to get into like potty stuff. I'm
really not.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
But when you do that, don't don't multiple activities occur
at the same time when you do that, a lot
of it? Why would that be different for men? So
we would sit the same way that you do, okay,
and then just sort of adjust the part so it
all goes to where it needs to go.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
And then yeah, okay, see that makes sense if you're going.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
To number dawnt have time?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
But would you just go number one? Yeah, number one
sitting down?

Speaker 1 (18:45):
I I would not. I would not.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I don't think I know anyone, hopefully whose lives make
them do this. But I've heard and read about men
who are required to sit to pee at home because apparently,
and this is something else that I'm learning this morning. Yeah,
I guess when you live with a man, because you
all three of you claim this is an issue.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
There's no aim or.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
No effort to aim, or no effort to like get
it all where it needs to go.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I'm appalled by this. Let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Even when I'm in a relationship and there's someone in
my house frequently, I'm even more conscious about making sure
that it appears I don't use the bathroom in any form.
So I'm not leaving little drip grabs here everywhere, right,
I'm not doing I'm not doing it as far as
you're concerned, I don't.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I'm a kendle. I don't use the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
See you think that, But I would like to talk
to the other person.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Why don't you go to my house right now?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
And I didn't know you were going, And you can
go right now, and you can look around.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Give me the key and the key to your car.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Because you go into my house, you have to drive
my car over there. We need to pay me in
my bathroom with a magnifying less inspecting.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
But see, I believe you, though I truly believe you. Yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
You like when you aim you you're on a mission,
like there is no missing with you, because you're like
my husband, like he doesn't leave splatter like you ladies
are claiming, like my husband's don't do that either. But
I've seen it in public restrooms aka at work, like
i've seen it in other places.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
But I believe you fred like you're not very well.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Say when you use it, your public urinal, there's always
like a little I'm not trying to be gross, I'm
really not, but there's always like a little puddle in
front of it.

Speaker 8 (20:23):
And I'm like why because the urinal is the easiest
to aim in, like it's literally right in front of you,
like you can't.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
The only thing I can say is that it could
get a little drippy if you're standing and you put but.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
But there's house far away closer.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
It doesn't happen. Someone to exit a boot camp. We
would sit to pee, would make cleaning easier.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, that's what we do. I didn't know that's that.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
I saw my best friend do it one time we
lived together and he was peeing. He cracked it all
open and tell me something and I was like, are
you sitting and ping?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Are you pooping?

Speaker 3 (20:57):
And he's like, no, I'm being And I was like
I know you guys do that, like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:00):
I just never expected a man to do that, Like, no, shade,
I just really didn't know.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
It's one of the peaks, one of the perks, the
peak perks of being a man, is that I don't
have to what just happened there?

Speaker 3 (21:13):
I have nothing? What? What?

Speaker 1 (21:15):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
I don't swear word.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
I didn't hear just cussed. Yeah, you cussed.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
I didn't that. I didn't hear out of my mouth.
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
You're trying to do it discreetly.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Oh that wasn't But I mean.

Speaker 7 (21:33):
You'd have to call it out, don't.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I don't it quietly.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
I've never known that you stood on the desk.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Over there, off like it's going to be subtle when
both knees are at the top of the table.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
But I'm sorry, I think you're trying to dump something.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Across the room. I am too, now, I didn't hear it.
Maybe I'm just so used to everyone cussing around here.

Speaker 11 (21:59):
That yeah, why I was like looking at you all
you guys, and no one reacted, and so that I
just did it.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I don't know where I was going. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm very distracted now anyway, So I guess someone cussed cool.
So this is what I want to know. Eight five
three five. What is something about men that as a woman.
Because we've talked to him many times about all the
mysteries of the woman and all the things that men
don't understand and some of the surprising things that men
are paying attention to. But what is something about a

(22:29):
man that you didn't realize until maybe you lived with
one and then you were like, oh, really, like what
is something that fascinated you? Like I'm trying to think
over the years of all the different things you guys
have said in here, like like you guys think that
we like helicopter and mess with it in front of
the mirror all the time. Like I remember there was
somebody in here that there was somebody in the I

(22:51):
don't remember who it was used to be on the
show who used to say that, like, oh, you must
go in there and like play with like mess with
it and look at it and helicopter.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
And I'm like, no, no, the same.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Way that I don't think that you guys just I mean,
I think for fun time you might do certain things,
but I don't think you guys are just like I've
heard guys say before, if I had boobs, I would
do X y Z. Well, I don't think that's happening
all the time. I don't think you're just like you
know what I mean, I could do that now and
I don't. But like I actually I googled this to

(23:22):
see like what other people have said, what other women
were surprised to learn about men morning. Well, I don't
know if I can say this either, but I guess
we're cussing this morning, so it doesn't matter waking up
when things are are ready to go.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
There's a there's a term for it.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Morning.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, you know, two by four morning home depot lumber,
morning lumber. And I guess women were surprised to know
that men wake up that way sometimes, but we do,
and there doesn't have to be a rhyme or reason.
It just is that way. Sometimes you just sort of emerge,
you know, from sleep, and it's like.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Oh, yeah, that is it new one for me. Yeah,
if you've ever seen a man, you know that. I
don't understand how that would be surprising.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
I'm just telling you what's on this list. The things
that people have been surprised by people have been surprised
by how the actual you know that you got the
twigg and you got the berries, and I guess people
are surprised that that that the berries that how do
I describe this? That they change shape kind like that

(24:29):
that that the container in which they are they they
live sometimes will like and it has to do with
mostly to do with with keeping warmature. So like if
it's cold, they'll go up closer to your body, and
if it's warm, they'll they'll fall from your body.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
That's a little fun thing.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
But I guess a lot of women didn't know that,
And I don't know why you would necessarily, but because
again I think sometimes women give men a hard time
for a lack of understanding about you guys. But you
have to remember, I grew up with two women. I
you know whatever. Maybe maybe I'm more thoughtful about these
things sometimes than others. But like, I don't think that
most men ever are educated on some of the things

(25:07):
that you guys think we should know.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
I don't think anyone's ever taught us.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Yeah, you know, I think there are certain things that
we don't understand about about you guys that no one's
taking the time to be like, hey, this is how
it works, you know, Like I've seen the barstool videos
where it's like how many tampons do women need and whatever,
and they'll be like forty.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Another guy'll be like one for a week, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
It's like, but like it just goes to show that
I don't know that anyone ever told them that. Yeah,
so I think there's probably all kinds of mysteries of
the man that.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
No one's ever really, I have no idea educated you one.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
What surprised you about living with them?

Speaker 11 (25:40):
Right?

Speaker 8 (25:41):
I mean nothing really, I mean it's it's I mean,
I don't want to like bragger anything.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's pretty easy.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
I mean we're no surprises and we just sit to
piece so that, like I said, the cleanups easier.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Let me see here, and it's nice get the.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Load off going through this list of things that that's
surprise swimming about men. My ex wife was shocked at
how short a phone conversation can be for men. My
best friend called me once this guy literally flew across
the country to be at our wedding. He called me
because he was bringing me to work the next day,
Sony to ride. Yeah, I'll be there five thirty, okay.
And that was the conversation. And I guess she's surprised,

(26:17):
because I guess women don't. They can't have a short
conversation like that. You guys can't t like I guess
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
I can a short conversation absolutely, yes yesterday. And I
was like, okay, I'm gonna go now. I can tell
she just did not want right, we have the room.
I love what you called me. I don't think I
know something's on fire?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, oh no, well no, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
I don't pick up the fire if the phone rings,
if I called you, there's something to discuss, like otherwise,
I'll send you a text and it will be short
and sweet with punctuations.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Sometimes it's too long, like what I had to call
you about yesterday? Like that woud have been a long times.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Yeah, what did you have to call it about yesterday?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Her?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Oh? Yes, you own? I was like, what what you didn't?

Speaker 3 (27:01):
So I didn't tell you Kiki yesterday? Try not to.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
I don't know what comes to mind for you guys.
What is surprised you guys over the years about living
with men?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
How much they eat?

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Really?

Speaker 3 (27:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Or like why they like you guys always want like
home cooked meals and stuff versus a girl dinner. Because
when I was by myself for a single I could
just eat whatever, Like a little bit of crackers, Put
that on my plate, right, Make a little zucchini something
just simple easy, pop it in the airfire. Yeah, make
a little zucchini like something just really quick with some
hot sauce.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
It was my thing, yes, and then now again zucchini zucchina,
and I love it. But with Hobby, he can't eat
crackers and zucchini like, it just doesn't work all of us.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
Like I would be good with that, but Mike is
the type of man that needs a meal. We need
a main course, and we need a side, and then
we probably need like some sort of bread or potato.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Right, I'm like a mom in the seventies, like whipping
up like courses with my apron.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Right.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Someone texted, I used to date a guy that had
to be completely naked to go number two done. Apparently
he had to be comfortable and relaxed getting naked. The
only reason I would be completely naked doing that is
if I and I often do this shower immediately after
I like to try and time that stuff out to
where a shower is at least on the game plan.

Speaker 11 (28:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
No, I'm very strategic about it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Mike does the same thing. He has a shower after.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Like if I go home and it's like okay that
that's gonna happen, and then I look at my schedule
and be like, all right, well, I don't have anything
to do until I go to the gym. Then I
go to the gym, and then I'm gonna take a shower,
so I'm good until I won't see anybody until then,
so we're all set. But like, if I'm going to
go out after the set event, then there is a
shower to follow. And the worst possible scenario is if

(28:48):
you don't think you have to and then you take
a shower, you get out of the shower and you
realize you have to, and you're like, damn it, because
then't not like what if I'm going on a date,
you know, and it's I'll shower again, because you know,
it's not a I can't be caught off guard. Yeah,
you know what. I can't be caught off guard. Like
I can't have a situation where I'm at the dinner
and then I didn't, and then it's like, hey, well

(29:08):
you want to go back to mine, and it's like
I wasn't ready for this.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Yeah, for my friends and I like we all have
the shared experience of our men using our expensive shampoo
and conditioner and stuff in the shower. Like one of
their husbands was like, yeah, it just smells really good.
So I started using it as body wash, like they
don't know how expensive is. Like my boyfriend is brown.
Here he was using my purple blonde shampoo and he

(29:33):
has his own shampoo.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
He needs to learn how to read.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Because yesterday it was he's taking suppositories in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, those weren't in the jar, so that one's but.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
How about we read before he puts them in her mouth?
And then like he's using purple hair. Uh, it was
shampoo on his.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
He was using it, just like.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I read this. Even if I'm.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Not going to use purple hair shampoo. If I don't
have purple, I'm not going to do going to do
anything to you. I don't know that, so I'm not
going to do it. I'm gonna read the bottle because
what if I actually mix up the nair bottle? What
if the bottles, just hanging around it before long got
chunks of hair coming out. I don't know. I just
I like to look at what I'm putting on my
body before I do it. Right.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
The thing is.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm not just popping it in my mouth or putting
it on my hair or my body.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I'm just not well again.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
He thought it was magnesium. I'm not suppository.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
I wouldn't take anything out of your jar period that.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I can't get over it exactly all day yesterday. I'm like,
I'm not just taking random stuff. I'm not using random
stuff unless I know what it is. Thought he knew
what it was, but he clearly didn't. There's no way
to be sure that's not in a bottle.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
It's a surprising thing, though, how freely men will use
women's product like what.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I'm saying I won't.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
I never will.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
Use Timothy's products like I never Imamin let me put
on his deodorant like he will use my deodorant. Yes,
with my lotion, he will pick it up. You guys
need to all my friends men do the same thing.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
And it's like that was over one hundred dollars shampoo
and you're just like putting it on your body.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
Stop it. That's wild.

Speaker 8 (31:11):
Like we have We are two men that live together,
and we have separate shampoo, body wash, hair like different brands.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Different suns, like different locations.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, touring random substances in my hand and putting them
on my body unless I look to see what you
don't pee everywhere? You know, I just seems kind of obvious.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
I don't know. It's your gender.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Man. Men get shrinkage when they swim in the pool.
That was surprising to women. I guess it has to
do with the temperature again.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
Yeah, let me see here.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
My mom used to tell me not to use this
is a dude, I'm nate. My mom used to tell
me not to use her shampoo and conditioner because it
was for girls and it would turn my hair green
because I'm a boy. She didn't want me to use
her fancy shampoo and conditioner.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Oh she's smart.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I was embarrassingly old before I figured it out. See
there you go. That's that's very smart.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Yes, I'm gonna do that. Have your partners ever used
your toothbrush?

Speaker 12 (32:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I almost broke up. Yeah, I might do.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Some of the people I.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Had I had a girl do that.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
One time we were in a hotel and she wasn't
expected to be there and she just I see her
brushing her teeth and I was like, did you bring
a toothbrush for you? And she's like, no, I the
one that was in your thing. And I was like,
I realized that we were just very close to one another.
But I wasn't between your teeth, right, you know what
I mean? Like get the activities that took place were

(32:30):
unspeakable moments ago. But I mean, I mean, that's different
than my plaque.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
It really can we.

Speaker 8 (32:38):
Just exae We have the same like power toothbrush and
I have them labeled like one has an M, one
has a J, so there is no room for error.

Speaker 7 (32:48):
Almost broke up in Mexico over this over tooth brush
international border.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You know, I threw that thing. I threw that toothbrush away,
went and got another one.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yep. But he had to go find me another toothbrush.

Speaker 7 (33:00):
By he had to go downstairs and bye at the
little bar.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
And he went to the bar.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Right we were about to break up over that. He
went to the bar and got you another toothbrush. Yes,
but you guys do like other and that's what he said.
He's like, come.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
On, but there is a difference between what is between
my teeth.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And in my mouth almost.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
Well, I'm not at all detailed, but I know, and
I'm not a German phoe.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
But that even gross.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
That is gross because it's literally like a device that
removes dirt.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yes, thank you, thank you. It's not necessarily I'm putting
it in like. And the other.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Activity is we're practicing to procreate in the world. That's
a necess it has to be done. You don't have
to use my toothbrush. We have to practice procreation. We
have to and we have to get good at it.

Speaker 13 (33:50):
It's imperative. Yes, you don't have to use my toothbrush.
That's the grounds for determination. Man, thank you, thank you
very much. I wish you in your future endeavor. That's
what I said to this person. I said, you can
go now. I switched the hotel keyout.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
She knocked on the door. It said no, not blowing glass.
And that was the end of it.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
And by the way, you owe me, you know, seven
dollars for a toothbrush or whatever or whatever.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I'm from a tooth bress.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
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Speaker 3 (34:52):
I run the bathtub. Any thinks I'm taking a bath,
but I'm really doing. What I gotta do is do that.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
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Speaker 3 (35:01):
So I think we're a good looking team.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
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went along on a magazine like.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
We are, well, Paul know some people can we be
on the cover of Hispanic Weekly?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Would would you like me Weekly? That's where we should go.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Ever been left waiting by the phone. It's the Fred Show. Hey, Mitch,
good morning, Welcome to the show. How are you?

Speaker 1 (35:25):
I'm doing good?

Speaker 14 (35:26):
Man just have a little issue.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah. Yeah, So Giselle is a woman that you met
at at bar. So you guys met out in the wild,
you met in public, which I think, Yeah, you would
think that would make a big difference, right, You would
think it would make a difference that, uh you know
that that that you meet someone out actually, so you
like you kind of get a vibe for the chemistry
and stuff, because it can be hard to do on
the apps you don't know who you're dealing with.

Speaker 14 (35:48):
Yeah, one hundred percent. I prefer I prefer to like
connecting real time, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Yeah, so what happened? Where are we at?

Speaker 12 (35:54):
So?

Speaker 14 (35:54):
Yeah, like we met at a bar and uh, you know, uh,
just like off the jump, I thought she was cute.
We I felt like we hit it off, exchange numbers
and you know, we're flirty on text, Like the vibes
are good. We even started planning like like our first date,
but uh, you know, it just kind of completely disappeared,
and there's like with no rhyme or reason. There wasn't

(36:16):
like a follow up. So I just feel like, you know,
I could tell if like I can vibe if it's
if it's not working, you know, what I mean, but
it just felt like it was cool and then it
just stopped.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Okay, I'm just kind of confused.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Let's do this. We're gonna call Giselle. You'll be on
the phone at the same time. We're gonna ask some
questions on your behalf. At some point you're welcome to
jump in on a call. And the hope is that
we can figure out, you know, why you've never heard
from her again after what you thought was a successful date.
Hopefully we can come up with something, you know, a
good response he's been busy or not feeling well or
something came up, and then we'll set you guys up

(36:46):
on another date.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
That we pay for.

Speaker 10 (36:48):
So good.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, perfect morning.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
It's the Fred Show, Part two of Waiting by the phone. Hey, Mitch,
you know, let's call this woman Gazelle. You guys met
at the bar. You thought she was cute. You guys
exchanged numbers, and you started planning your your first date,
I guess, But then you've reached out to her since then,
trying to you know, you met in person, right, so
now you're trying to plan the date you talked about

(37:10):
and she gave you her numbers. So these are all
good signs, except she's not responded to you since then,
and you want to know what's going on?

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, exactly, all right.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Let's call Let's call Jaseel Now, good luck, Mitch. Hi
is this Gizelle Hijazel?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
My name is Fredam calling from the Fred's Show. The
whole crew is here. It's the morning radio show. And
I have to tell you that we are on the
radio right now and I would need your permission to
continue with the call. Is that okay if we chat
for a little bit. Okay, let's yes. So we're calling
on behalf of a guy named Mitch. I guess you
guys met out at a bar recently, exchanged numbers, talked

(37:50):
about going on a date. Do you remember her ms?

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Mitch's the guy.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Sorry, I guess I thought that was implied, But anyway,
you remember the guy, right? So what happened? Because he,
I mean, he said he went up to you. You
guys chatted in person, you changed numbers, talked about a date.
I mean, you knew what you were dealing with. I
guess you probably didn't have to give him your number
or agree to a date. But then you've disappeared. So
what's going on.

Speaker 12 (38:13):
Sorry, this is so really weird.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
No, it's weird. No, it's definitely weird, no doubt about that.

Speaker 12 (38:19):
Right, Mitch. So, well, whatever, I recently got out of
a four year relationship and like, it was bad. My
ex cheated on me. It was awful.

Speaker 15 (38:31):
The breakups been along a lot of hard work for
me to get through.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Okay.

Speaker 15 (38:35):
I met Mitch and yeah, he was really cute and
I thought we had a connection. But like on the
night that we went out, I I don't know, I
started kind of like piecing some.

Speaker 12 (38:46):
Things together throughout the night, things started kind of clicking. Okay,
I realized how small this world is.

Speaker 15 (38:54):
Mitch.

Speaker 12 (38:54):
It turns out is the ex.

Speaker 15 (38:57):
Boyfriend of the girl at my boyfriend cheated on you with.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Okay, Mitch is the ex boyfriend of a woman who
your ex boyfriend cheated on. Okay, I'm just going clear here.
So you were cheated on by Mitch's ex girlfriend. What
do I have to do with him?

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Though?

Speaker 15 (39:15):
Well, like the connection, the situation, Like it's been really
hard for me to get through.

Speaker 12 (39:21):
I don't know how you would feel.

Speaker 15 (39:22):
But if your wife cheated on you and then you
started dating, it's just so complicated.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
I can't even like, do you understand me?

Speaker 9 (39:31):
You get it like, you're in a long relationship with
the one them and they cheat on you, and then
you go on a date with the person that that
person was in a relationship with. That connection is not
okay in my world.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I mean, can you both couldn't you commiserate over both
being cheated on? I mean, I've heard of this happening,
by the way I've heard of you know, it does
seem a little strange, But I've heard about people's exes
getting together.

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Right, Well, we don't do Mitch was cheated on by
the girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Maybe they had already broken up, right And I guess
we don't know.

Speaker 14 (39:58):
I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Bother them either way.

Speaker 15 (40:02):
It's too close to halt. Yeah, I have too many
feelings about the situation to go on a date with
somebody that is remotely connected to the woman that helps
my boyfriend cheat on me.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
I get that.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Let me. Mitch is here. I forgot to mention the
mitches here. I'm very forgetful. I apologize.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Mitch. Did you did you put that together? Did you?

Speaker 2 (40:20):
I guess I'm assuming you didn't and and and by
the way, were you cheated on when you were active
in a relationship with this woman?

Speaker 1 (40:26):
The other woman?

Speaker 14 (40:27):
Well, hey, Joe, I had no idea. So wait no,
me and Allison weren't together. But wait, went like, I mean,
that's so weird, like Allison right, Like you're cheated with Allison?

Speaker 12 (40:42):
Oh yeah, how could I forget?

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Well, I guess I don't know why he's being penalized for.
That is my thing. Why are we taking this out
on him? He didn't do anything.

Speaker 15 (40:50):
It's not that it has anything to do with Mitch.
It has everything to do with the hoe bag and
the ex and looking at the situation, it's too close
to home. This is a huge city and that's the
person I went on a date with.

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:09):
Kind? I mean you could have told me that.

Speaker 14 (41:12):
I understand, you know.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You're still there, Like, how's that for?

Speaker 12 (41:17):
How do you bring that up on a first date? Like, hey,
I know we've been talking for like an hour, but
I'm pretty sure the last person you bank.

Speaker 15 (41:23):
Banged my last person I bank.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Just like that is it? Is it a good time
to date it? You're still so hurt by it? I
wonder like I'm saying that, no.

Speaker 15 (41:32):
It's not, which is why I stopped talking to this person.
I'm clearly not ready to be in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
So that's fair, that's fair. That's in a perfect world.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
You have that conversation with him, and I understand you're
not obligated to do that, but I suppose you could
have maybe and I'm not criticizing you, but you could
have maybe not given him your number or or release.

Speaker 15 (41:52):
Yeah, this is just so clash in my world, Like, yeah,
let me just do I know, I'm going to deal
with it personally, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
I get that, and I guess the communication here was
was broken down. But that is a very small world,
I will say, And I think, you know, flex would
be for you two to hook up and then, you know,
maybe send some pictures accidentally, you know, it'd be a
little little ketty about it.

Speaker 12 (42:14):
It's that crossed my mind.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
I was thinking about all the ways we could revenge.

Speaker 12 (42:17):
But man, I'm trying to be a better person.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Why, right, exactly what good does that do?

Speaker 1 (42:24):
All right?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Because, by the way, you were wrong, so I think
you know, and this wouldn't be wrong. You were wronged
by being cheated on this wouldn't be wrong, and it
would be pretty good, pretty sweet revenge. However, I assume
you're not interested in going out with him now if
we pay for it.

Speaker 15 (42:40):
Mitch, I think we could be friends and definitely plan retaliation.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
But yeah, I'm sorry it hurts you in any way.

Speaker 15 (42:47):
I'm just not ready for getting Okay.

Speaker 14 (42:50):
Yeah, I don't want to if someone's not emotionally available,
I don't want to. You know, invention that either, you know,
I understand. I guess, just you know it. If we
stay in touch and you know, if you want to
talk about it or whatever, I'm here for you.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
We have a great budget for this because we very
rarely hooked people up. So if you guys want to
go on a friend date and plan retaliation and hit
us up, we'll pay for it. But thank you both
for your time. Best of buck to both of you.
Good morning, Thanks for having us on the radio, on
the iHeart app live and anytime search for The Fred
Show on demand. So how dysfunctional is your family? And
well that should be the topic. We'll leave it there

(43:24):
and call now, How just functional is your family? Eight
five five three five call now and we'll be talking
about this for three hours. No, how just functional does
your family have to be for this to make headlines?
And how weird are the holiday is going to be?

Speaker 12 (43:39):
So?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
A guy says that he is suing his brother in
law after a prank in which super glue was poured
into his belly button while he slept.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Oh I don't know. Oh my god, you're right over there.
Can I hear the snorting? And I know that's Kalen?
So okay? Is It's just like pranks are so silly
until they go wrong and then.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
You tell someone like that's how I lost my belly button.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
You know what I mean. It's a fine line.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I just like what must be happening, you know at
the function where you're like, oh, he's asleep. Oh, I
know what to do? They gorilla glue out, you know?
But this is the headline. Man suing his brother in
law after he filled his belly button with super.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Oh man, yeah so.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
In a viral post that was shared to Reddit, the
guy writes that his wife and her family are furious
after after it's just a ridiculous story. After he took
his brother in law to small claims cord, but feels
that he had no choice. He writes, my brother in law,
who was completely sober, thought it would be hilarious to
film my belly button with super glue. At some point,

(44:53):
I must have touched it, because when I woke up,
I had glue partially dried in my belly button and
on my finger. We tried to remove it, but it
was stuck. The glue had adhered to my skin and
when we attempted to peel it off, it caused tearing
around the edges. Well, the guy explained that his insurance
policy comes with a thousand dollars copay for emergency room visits.

(45:14):
He went to the eeer anyway, and he couldn't remove
the glue on his own, so that's I guess he
had to go there. They used to solve him in
an ointment to remove the glue, and after everything, the
medical bill was twenty two hundred dollars. He then asked
his brother in law to cover the cost, but that
guy refused. The husband writes that his wife is upset.
Her family thinks that he overreacted. No, I mean, here's

(45:37):
the thing. If you're gonna prank somebody, I mean, come on,
I don't think. I don't think this guy's overreacting at all.
If you're gonna prank somebody and you don't think it
out and that or if the prank goes wrong and
there's a twenty two hundred dollars bill as a result
of the prank, you gotta pay. You did the prank,
you got to pay the price. Like this dude was asleep.
He didn't ask for his belly button to get filled up.

(46:01):
Whoa what?

Speaker 1 (46:04):
You just took it somewhere else. But that's that's no
you do.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Hey, I'm just I'm just telling you the headline. I
am reporting the news. I am a journalist. This man
is suing his brother in law after he filled his
belly button with super glue.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Don't you agree?

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Though, there's no there's no question here, like if you
if you do the prank and there is.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Uh, you know damage.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I don't know if you dye somebody's hair and they
can't die back or they want to die back and
then they got to go to the salon or you
you know, just you know, an every day prank. It's
only someone's belly button that was super glue and they
gotta go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
You gotta pay for that, right, Yes, that's official pranking rules.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yeah, like, I.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Don't know why this is on him. This man was
just sleep but he didn't ask for, you know, to
fill the belly button.

Speaker 11 (46:51):
It's like so embarrassing to go to the er too,
like when they ask you what's wrong and if it's
not quote unquote normal, like that's embarrassing, Like my belly
My brother in law gluede my belly button and I
need you guys to get it out.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
I would foul charges, like straight to jail.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Yeah, that's the thing you have to see when you
go to the yard and they go, so what happened here?
You know, like that, so what happened here? And then
it's like you got to explain. I told the story before,
but I have a friend who is a physician and
during medical training, he had a rotation in the emergency room.
I guess all doctors do. And he told me the
story because the story was more about empathy than it

(47:28):
was about what happened.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
But he was like a dude came in.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
I feel like every yar doctor has the same story,
which just makes me wonder, like have we not sent
the memo out about not doing this? But apparently a
dude had a glass coke bottle in his rectum.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
M and right right, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
And so and so they needed to know how it
got there because I guess how it got there might
be helpful into how to get it out. And I
think we all know how it got there. But the
dude was swearing up and down that he slipped and
fell on it and then it lodged its way all
the way, and so he was this My doctor friend's
telling me, he's like, I was mad at this guy

(48:09):
because it's like, stop lying to me about how this happened.
Like I need to know how you got it up there,
what you use, what you did, because then I'm going
to use a similar method, hopefully to reverse it, because
if this thing breaks in there when we're taking it out,
then we have this serious pelvic surgery.

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Now we got to go through the stomach and we
got it. It's a whole big thing and we don't
want to have to do all that. So just tell
me what what were you doing and what you know,
what are you on and like what really happened here?
And the guy just insisted, I slipped and fell on
this thing and it went there and so as an
er doctor, I just can't imagine the things that you
must hear. But if you guys, I'm sure not quite that.

(48:48):
But if you guys ever had a brank go wrong.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
Yeah, I broke my toe because actually my friend ended
up marrying the dude who did it, which is hysterical.
But in college, they put a box like in the
middle of the street with a cinder block in it
on St.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Patti's Day, knowing that like drunk people would kick it.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
I was the drunk person who tried to kick the
box out of the street and I broke my toe.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yeah. Yeah, and they thought it was hilarious and your parents.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Probably had to pay the medical bill on that.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
I mean I was on my dad's insurance at the
time because it was college. But yeah, like going into
the er, it's embarrassing. And then I was wearing a
boot in college from a prank.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Because that's the thing is it looks how did this happen?

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Right?

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You got to explain, Well, Like I remember I went
to the ear as a kid. I we weren't tall enough.
We put the basketball rim at my friend's house down
as low as it would go, which I think was
like seven feet or eight feet. I can't seven feet maybe,
but we weren't tall enough to dunk that at that
height at that point. So we had the brilliant idea

(49:49):
of jumping off of a bucket to them dunk the ball.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Like, okay, this is great.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
So this concrete and a basketball hoop, how are we
going to get up there? I know, we'll jump off
a little bucket, So obviously you know what happens next.
The bucket, you know, falls over when I'm jumping and
I land and I won't get into it, but let's
just say my fingernail was involved, and it was graphic
and it was painful and it was terrible. And then
I have to run home and I'm like ten years old.

(50:14):
I have to tell my parents what I did, and
it's like, you're an idiot, And then like I don't
even know what to do with this. So we go
to the ear and then I have to tell this guy.
You know, my parents are like, well, how'd you do that?
And it's always the dumbest thing, you know, or like
the dude who shreds his hand cutting an avocado, you know,
because he does the knife thing or whatever, you know,
how you can do that where you can slice the
avocado like in the in the whatever it is, right,

(50:38):
and people cut their they like sever tendons this way
on their hand doing that, and then you got to
like imagine having to go to the r and be like, yeah,
I need hand surgery because I, you know, was trying
to make a smoothie right or something. You know, you
just feel stupid. But yeah, I think that that's prank rules.
I would say, is you gotta if you are guilty

(51:00):
of if you are the super glue filler up er,
then you got to pay the price. Oh I agree, Okay, good,
we're all on the same page about this. I just
wanted someone just text if someone oh god, if someone
dies in the prank, theydn't have to go to jail.
I mean, I guess that's that's true, right, even if
it's a prank. Yes, if somebody gets that seriously hurt,

(51:21):
you gotta go to jail. So I don't this is
mess up. This DI didn't ask for that. No, did
you guys ever do the prank? It was like a
thing in my in college my freshman year in the dorm.
Is like when people were asleep if their leg was
kind of because we had bunk beds and we would
we would raise or actually I guess they were like
normal beds. One was on each side of the room,
because you know, college dorm rooms are like rectangular for

(51:42):
the most part, at least ours was. They were long
and rectangular. So in order to save space, you could
raise the beds and like basically put you know, they
come in and they would put like another set of
legs on it, so it was twice as high, so
you could put like your desk underneath it. Essentially it
made it a bunk bed, except with no lower bed.
So like if you're a lot of guys would sleep

(52:02):
and like their foot would hang out or their leg
would kind of hang, you know, because out of the
sheet or whatever or the comforter, and and so it
became this thing for a few weeks where dudes would
take a sharpie and they would draw on your leg
if it was exposed while you were asleep, and you
wouldn't necessarily know this happened. So if it was like
on the back of your leg, you'd walk around with
like whatever they drew on it, and if you were

(52:22):
wearing shorts, everybody would see it.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Come on, don't.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
I walked around an entire day with a gigantic dog
along my cap.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
I knew exactly what they do on.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Your life, right, And I didn't know. I walked around
a whole day like this because I don't know.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I don't look.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
I don't look at the backup what is it my
shin or whatever. I don't look at that to see
if anybody drew on it. So I walked around like
this all day. Funny, I should have sued. I should
have sued. No, no, for twenty two hundred bucks.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
That's you guys.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Never had these kind of McClean Did you guys ever
had these kind of college shenanigans?

Speaker 15 (52:54):
No? Me.

Speaker 7 (52:57):
At home, my brother used to do a lot of pranks,
but it was just like he was just mischievous. He
was just doing dumb stuff, like he would take a
can of oil sheine or like hairspray and make a
fire torch, just like run walk past you and just
light this big fire and then like laugh and run off.
He used to pop out of closets and like scare everybody,
like it was just good. Yeah, So those kind of pranks,

(53:17):
but nothing that would have ended in jail.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Because get it. Yeah, why do people bring people?

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Oh I still bring my boyfriend all the time.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Your boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
So he was in our bedroom the other night and
he was like half asleep, and I snuck out on
the balcony through the other door, and I just like
pounded really fast and scared him.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I jump out and scare him when he comes home.
It's funny, I know, but it's fun I.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
Think he went to pick up your dry cleaning and
then here you are just jumping out, packing your bags
and doing your laundry.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Oh my god. No, I'm so mad at him. He's
banned from doing my laundry. Oh man, stop doing your
girl's laundry.

Speaker 15 (53:59):
Please.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I agree with that.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
It's really upsetting. Second, okay, well, I've never done my
girlfriend's laundry. I don't have one. But if I have,
maybe that's part of the reason I've never done it
because I don't have one. But if I did have one,
I'm not doing the laundry.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Underwear, please one.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
I don't want to see what I don't. I don't
need to know, Like you don't need to be looking
at my underwear, and I don't need to be looking
at yours. But the other thing more importantly, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't know why you're so passionate about.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
That, but I'm really passionate about this.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
But the second thing.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
Is I'd be afraid to mess something up, like like
what if what if I like wash your braw and
I'm not supposed to, Or what if I wash your
underwear in correctly and then I write and then I
dry it correct and then those little chony's worth twenty
five dollars and I messed up a bunch of them.
Because my all of our stuff, you know, and Jason
can attest to this, all of our stuff. It just
literally you can just put it all in, all of
it at one time.

Speaker 8 (54:45):
Yeah, all small colors, all fabrics.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
It cold.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
I separate the bottoms from the tops. That's separated, Yet
I do what does that life? I don't know, But
why do you do that?

Speaker 8 (54:58):
I don't know, because I can't put the bottom's in
with the tops and it's too much. So I'm like, okay,
how do I separate this? In my head, the bottom's
going once and the top's going and then the whites.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
What the hell?

Speaker 2 (55:11):
I don't even do that, you guys, I know this
is going to make a lot of people shiver. I
don't even separate the white.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh my god, I'm gonna.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Everything cold. Well, sometimes it depends, but like every day
just sort of whatever.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Everything goes in on cold and most things get dried.
And I know that bots a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (55:29):
Yeah, I dry everything and every single thing.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Yeah, where am I gonna hang clothes you for?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
So you have a house my home where I haven't
gonna clothes lunch you skins? Well, now, one of the
last time you've seen a grasshopper trying clearly in northern Michigan.

Speaker 10 (55:48):
Clearly you have good pest control or something. I don't know,
because where all these bugs are? Please go outside? Fred
show is Jason Natter wants at a bar?

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Yeah, after a few beverages, and I made him do
straight Jason to the bartender. Now we warned her ahead
of time, but she was appalled.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
She was shocked. She was taken aback.

Speaker 8 (56:10):
Yeah, she couldn't believe that there was someone so attractive
sitting right in front of her.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
She clutched her pearls. She tried to take me home
right then and there.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
No, she did.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
That's that's what I mean when I say it wasn't
that she was in shock. Yeah, and appalled by the
way that you represent straight men or the way that
you believe that straight men represent themselves, which in many
cases we do.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
It was aggressive. Yeah, she said take me here now,
but I said no, one, no, no, you didn't. You
didn't take her there or ever.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
No, she's open.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
You know, she's still there waiting to be taken at
the bar. She has been for years.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Yeah, exactly. You said you'd come back and you never did. Like,
good morning, Thanks for having us on the radio on
the iHeart app Live in anytime, search for a fresh
show on to man. If you would you mean a favorite,
if you've eaten it, Carls Junior, would you call now?
Nine one one o three five, I'm just did. If
you've eaten at Carls Junior, if you've eaten at Long
John Silver's, Hey.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
How often are you there?

Speaker 3 (57:07):
Not often at all?

Speaker 16 (57:08):
Now?

Speaker 3 (57:09):
Not often?

Speaker 9 (57:10):
Now?

Speaker 1 (57:10):
What changed for you?

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Every couple of years? You know, you get to a
desperate spot.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Because I'm sure it's delicious. I'm not knocking it at all.
I just there are certain fast food restaurants I drive
by and I think, who I don't know? I don't
believe I know anyone who's eating there. Harty's is another one, Hardy's,
Carls Junior. I believe they're related, aren't they Aren't they
connected somehow?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
That isn't like one big restaurant, now, you know? And
then Long John Silvers is another one. Have you ever
been to Long John Silvers?

Speaker 17 (57:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (57:41):
I don't even know, Like, is there are those? Like
where are they?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Nowhere?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Over?

Speaker 1 (57:47):
But like a fast food fish restaurant?

Speaker 3 (57:49):
Yeah, no, uppy cook fish fast.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I get Bella Humene in here. Carls Junior is my
favorite fast food ever.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Is she just saying that to get on the air.
We're about to find out.

Speaker 12 (58:00):
No, I thought that was a.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
West Coast thing. No, Carls Junior.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Well, maybe that's why there's Hardy's Curls. I think they're
the same, but maybe there's like you know.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Some but even when I'm out there, like, yeah, I've
never seen one. I never saw anyone.

Speaker 12 (58:14):
You did?

Speaker 3 (58:14):
Yeah, I see it there, not as much as bellahmine. Okay,
Carls Junior. And she didn't tell I have had it.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
I love.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
We've been talking about for five minutes and you're just
now like, oh, yeah, I've been there. We call, We
put a call out.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
Everyone who's eating there, please call, and it turns out
a person who's five feet away from it.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
I could have offered something on.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
This topic inside the Did you eat Okay, it's a cheezburger?

Speaker 1 (58:39):
Cheeseburger? Belahmine?

Speaker 14 (58:41):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Are you just be honest? You actually you actually think
that Carls Junior is.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
The best during the pandemic.

Speaker 16 (58:48):
I think I went to Carls Junior every day, really,
and what is one eating Carls Junior?

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Day two in the morning, I'd get a little creaming.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Well there was nothing to do, okay, but what what
did you eat there?

Speaker 16 (59:03):
It's a I think it's a double Famous Star and
I getta let us wrap and a side of fries
with their their sauce.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
That comes on the Famous Star.

Speaker 12 (59:12):
What is that? So?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
I know you guys are missing out.

Speaker 16 (59:15):
I thought I think Carls Junior is a West Coast
thing though, yeah, and then Hearty's is here and it's
not the same.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Oh, I like, will die on that hill.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
Someone said they used to manage a you know, Okay,
now you got to go back and then you got
to call this person because I want to talk to
the person who texted us. He says that they managed
a Taco Bell Long John Silver's combination.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
You want to talk about two wild.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Extremes cross contamination, right, Burrito Supreme and.

Speaker 15 (59:43):
A and A.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Okay, we used to call someone about this.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
This not this should not be this is an emergency.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
I'm so serious. They're poor plumbing.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
I mean I thought that like the Pizza Hut KFC
what is it like Duncan or is it or what
is it the Pizza Hut and KFC thirty one flavors?
Maybe they put them all together or one of them.
They were like four things in one.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
I could see the pizza hudd and sugar like that
to me makes it. Yeah, but fish and tacos don't
make sense me. No, that no, no, And I realized
they're not necessarily supposed to Like I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
It's just like an efficiency where they're probably owned by
the same company, so they're just in the same space.
But I mean, no, there's no part of me that
walks in there. And I'm like, man, this is the
best of both worlds, not land and sea.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
You know, get me a.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
Fried fish sandwich and U and a crunch Trap Supreme
and then we got a meal on our hands and
then I'm gonna go to.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Work, back to work.

Speaker 7 (01:00:44):
I actually feel ill just talking about the Long John
Silvers that I have been to.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
It was a Long John Silvers and an A and
W together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Oh okay, so you know there's another one you don't
hear enough about.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Hey Dan, good morning guys, Hey man, welcome to the show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
So you managed, man, what a legend. You managed Long
John Silver's Taco Bell. It was the same location. Yeah,
so it's part of Young Rands Long Gun Servers, Tackle Bell,
Pizza Hut, and.

Speaker 14 (01:01:14):
I forget what the other one was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Were they all or was it just the two?

Speaker 12 (01:01:18):
No, it's just the two.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
Sometimes older like and sometimes oh it was atrocious.

Speaker 14 (01:01:24):
Three giant friars oil was you'd have to change it
almost every other week.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Was water bassed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:31):
Now, Dan, what was the craziest combination of food that
you Because surely people did walk in there and go,
oh my god, this is great.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
You know I can get that?

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
And that did people go and get like a I
don't know, Taco Supreme and then walk over and get
them a nice hushpuppy or something like what.

Speaker 8 (01:01:48):
They would do, French fries, hush puppies.

Speaker 14 (01:01:51):
It was weird combinations, tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It was wild.

Speaker 14 (01:01:54):
But what we would do with employees, we would do chili,
cheese fries.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Okay, well because oh because Taco Bell.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Cheese from Taco Bell.

Speaker 8 (01:02:02):
Yeah, the French fries from Walk On Silvers and chili
from Taco Bell as well.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
When they added they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
Have anymore, okay, I'm not mad at that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
That doesn't sound terrible, all right, all right, and then
now will you eat any of those places? Anyway, I'm
not knocking any of it, but you worked there? Will
you eat any of those places? Now that you've worked there?
Are you kind of done with it?

Speaker 14 (01:02:21):
No, I'm done with it once you because you get
free food while you work there, so you eat it
almost every day.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
You get tired of it just too much? Okay, damn,
this was enlightening. Thank you more really appreciated.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
One of my favorite parts of hosting this show is
that we just we got a little bit of everything
out there. I mean, it's almost nothing that we probably
couldn't channel into some expert.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
On or that we have in the room. Well that too, Yeah, Yeah,
we were you planning on contributing at all, Paulina, Or honestly,
I forgot that I had it exact. I honestly don't
remember that experience. It must have not been that good.
It's like I manage a long John Silver's artist.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
That's right, And there was a tucklebell next it was connected?

Speaker 1 (01:03:03):
Where was I? Oh my god, that was a dark time.
He The fread show is on Fred's Fun Fact.

Speaker 17 (01:03:13):
Fredlund clearn so much.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
This one's for you, Klan.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Did you know the Queen Elizabeth the scond who passed
away in twenty twenty two. She owned dairy cows, one
hundred and sixty five of them, and they live. I
believe they still live the life of luxury. They spend
much of their time snoozing and relaxing on waterbeds. Waterbed
her one hundred and sixty five cows have waterbeds because

(01:03:50):
apparently they're from the eighties.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
The manager of the Royals farm at Windsor Great Park
said to the BBC, as the cow lies down, the
water pushes underneath the pressure points where the cow lies,
and the cow winds up floating. Oh he's not very thoughtful. Yes,
thanks Queen Liz right for the dairy cows, one hundred
and sixty five of them, which is the only kind
of cow that I would own. I don't be cause

(01:04:14):
the other day I was in somewhere and we were
driving southern Illinois and we were driving there were there
were cows, and I said to my friend Denis, I said,
are those cows like on someone's land?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
I'm like, you eat those? And He's like, well, what
else would you do with them?

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Then I was like, I would be the guy who
would have cows, and I would never I would never, Like,
if they're my cows and I have names for them
and stuff, and I hang out with them, we're not
eating them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
We're not having George for dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:04:38):
We're certainly not.

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
And so I guess the only kind of cow that
I would really want to have is a dairy cow.
But I'm not even trying to feel good about milking them.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
No, I just want to count to chill.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
That's all I say.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
They've given us so much, That's what I mean. They
deserve to chill like always.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Some other cow like you can get steaks from, you know, wherever,
all he tells, but not the ones out in my
in my yard.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Absolutely not. That's crazy to me.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
I can't imagine having them in my in my realm
and then being like, all right, well, today's day.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
We've got some meat. Some meat that one right there. No,
absolutely not not for me.

Speaker 15 (01:05:07):
Not for me.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I'm gonna get them waterbeds now Someday when I get cows,
and you can come over and visit if you'd like to.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
I want to cuddle down.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Yeah, I'll take care of it. It's happening. That'll be
you know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Add that to the list of weird eccentricities that I'll
have when I finally leave this place, or when they
leave me, I'll have some sort of farm somewhere and
all the rescue dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
You don't have houses, they live there. And then I'll
have cows. I want a red, little Scottish Highland cow.
What's your long, shaggy hair please?

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Okay, fine, we'll let you pick it up, okay, and
we'll get water beds from it. It'll be great.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
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