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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Why why would I do seventy five to get soft?
I would do seventy five to get hard, I guess,
but I wouldn't do seventy five to get me. I
already have yeah things. I am soft to medium, so

(00:43):
I'm not trying to get soft. I mean the seventy
five soft he's going in Colver's every day or something
like her, you know Fred show is od. I mean,
I'm gonna sound like a like a jerk, but I
feel like the people who get super hype about the
high school reunion are the people who peaked in high
school because I was like, I don't know, I don't
I'm not really high about anything that happened twenty five
years ago. I miss it so much. High school, Yes,

(01:06):
I see, I don't. It's not so much better. I
left that place. They got better, better, better, better. I
can't better. Really, No, did you peak in he you
didn't look at you. You're here on this show. You
got all these businesses, and you got three towels for
the business. Now you got you're almost a realtor, spray tan,
what don't I do? Philanthropist power suit wearing TV on

(01:29):
on Lady. So I would not say you peaked in
high school. You got a beautiful daughter and a husband.
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I feel like that was just a timeless had and
people say, oh, I went to college, I had like
way more fun, and listen, I didn't have that college experience.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
It wasn't necessarily fun. It just was what it was,
if that makes any sense. Yeah, high school wasn't bad.
I just I was in no hurry to like go
stand in a room with a bunch of people that
I hadn't talked to in a very long time, Like
what are we going to talk about? You know, I
don't know. It's very awkward. They can be I can
see that. And people were really offended that I wasn't
into the I didn't go. I mean, and I don't
think they were offending because I wasn't there. They were

(02:04):
just offended. There were people that weren't as excited about it.
I mean, we had that girl from high school on
the show and she was not I haven't spoken with her,
said I don't. She mad at me. I didn't go.
So this is from a nineteen year old female. My
friend downloaded dating apps like Tinder and Hinge for the
first time about a week ago. For reference. She's the
type that always says she wants a boyfriend, wants to

(02:26):
do couples things, feels lonely when single, et cetera. She's also,
in my opinion, at least very normal and average looks wise,
not ugly, not super hot, just all right. Since then,
she's been complaining to me that almost all of the
men are ugly, short, et cetera, and that she doesn't

(02:47):
match with anybody who's hot. I asked to see the
people that she was calling ugly, and she showed me
her likes, and it showed people that were particularly sort
of within her league, also moderately attracted people, minorately attractive men.
I told her that these guys were all in her
league and that she should give some of them a
chance since she always complains about wanting to be in

(03:09):
a relationship. She denied that she's in the same league
as them and said that she's much more attractive than
they are. I pointed out in her own words, she
doesn't match with any of the guys that she does
find attractive, so she's not in their league. She said,
I'm in ahle am. I So if your friend comes

(03:30):
to you and says, all these ugly guys, only ugly
guys want to go out with me, but you find
those ugly guys to be just normal looking guys, and
you find your friend to be normal looking, it sounds terrible,
but like, honestly, like if you have a friend who
has unreasonable expectations for and you can dream for whatever

(03:51):
you want. But let's face it, I mean, maybe the
guy that she envisions may not be interested in her. Maybe,
but and again this sounds bad, but like, let's just
be realistic that that maybe she wants to go out
with a supermodel, and and maybe there's a supermodel that
would want to go out with her, but maybe per

(04:12):
capita she would have a better chance going out with
men who are a little bit more less supermodelly. Is
that a fair thing to say to your friend eight
five five five nine three five or is that an
awful thing to say because you're kind of helping that.
I mean, you don't have to call your friend ugly,
but you could say, like, hey, you say you want
all these here's another way you could say that, I

(04:34):
think is nicer. You say you want all these things, right.
You want companionship, you want you want a partner, you
feel lonely, you want to do couple things. Maybe your
expectations are a little high, you know, maybe the things
that you're looking for a little high. Maybe we maybe,
but you also want the hottest guy on the internet.

(04:54):
So maybe maybe we should be looking a little more internally.
Or maybe maybe our expectation and goals are a little
beyond what's reasonable because we all know the person who
will only date one kind of person, and then that
really limits your opportunity to get the other things that
you want. Right, So maybe and then also I'm trying

(05:14):
to make this sound good, but basically she says her
friend is average and should find average people, right, which
maybe is fair advice, but we all have probably dated
that the person that looks the way we want them to,
but they don't have any of the other qualities that
we want. Maybe they're not even good people. We've probably
also dated ugly people who aren't good people, or ugly
people who are very great people and provide all the

(05:35):
other things. They love you and they're they're loyal to
you and whatever. So I guess my thing is, if
you're only looking for people who you think are super hot,
then you're probably missing a lot of other things. Oh, yes,
that's the way you say it, right, Well, I mean
I would just say it. You would, so you would
say to your friend Kiki, you I'm sorry, but your
expectations are too high, and maybe you should bring it

(05:57):
back to word. Yeah, I would say, girl.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
So we all have strengths and weak strengths and weaknesses, Okay, strengths,
and I would say, you know, you are really strong
in the friendship department and the personality.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
If if anyone says strengths and weaknesses, very strong in
the personality department.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
You knock it out the park when it comes to personality.
But on the looks, I ain't going you know, we
could do a little work, and so I think you
should give another type of guy a chance.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And you know, because or tee the guy is down,
you're setting your friend up for failure.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Like you're setting your friend up and failure telling her
that she can go get a hot guy and you
know she's ugly, Like, come.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
On, be for real. You don't think any of your
friends are ugly? Do you? No?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
But I don't, Okay, I don't think my friends know
what they should go for.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
You and I know what I can go for. You know,
like you could have anything you want. I'm sure, Kaylee,
we don't want to be on that. We've all probably
watched our friends struggle with dating and they and they
gravitate towards something that isn't necessarily the most productive, whether
it's toxic guys or girls, or whether it's rich guys

(07:13):
or guys with a boat which seems to be a
themale dating or or I don't know, maybe they're just
they're not prioritizing the right qualities. So maybe that's how
you say it. It's like, look, you're really focused on looks,
and that's fair. Nobody wants to be an ugly person.
Maybe you don't even make it about their appearance. You
just say, like, but maybe we should start looking into
other qualities because there's more out there. You can never

(07:36):
tell your friend that they are not attractive. What You
cannot say that to someone you love in any circle.
That's what I mean though, But I'm saying so false.
Focus on the other stuff. La, Hi la? How you
doing okay?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
How are you guys?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
I love all of you?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
First off, love you too. What are you gonna do?
What do you tell your friend if your friend is
really focused on looks and they're not necessarily the same
caliber of what they're seeking.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
This is crazy because I mean, I like I text
that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, So
it depends on what you're looking for in beauty. When
you say beauty, do you want to beautiful heart? Do
you want a kind heart? Do you want someone to
takes care of you? Or do you want to six
foot seven fine something? Something that is full of the
bad words. So it's just the chance and it will

(08:28):
be hard to tell a friend. But if you're a
real friend, I would be super honest. I would be
super honest. I want to tell her that she was ugly,
you know, But I would be like, you guys are compatible.
Look at him, look at you. It just depends on
what you're looking for.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
With all due respect, look at him and look at you.
Is not that's not.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
That's not the approached look at him, look at you
think that Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Hey, we're just whiteboarding here and no bad ideas. Thank you, La,
have a good day. I love you, call anytime. Hey, Mandy,
how you doing, Mandy? Good morning? Look at him and
look at you like you make a cute baby.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
That's how you got to say it, because you know
they say ugly people make you baby, Jesus, yeah, make
a great baby.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Negatives, don't you remember that going What do you say
to your friend who's shooting for the stars from a
dating perspective and not hitting because maybe they should be
a little bit more reasonable, realistic.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Well, there's a way that you can say things to
your friend without being a jerk. So like when you're
at work you want someone to do something for you,
instead of saying, you know, ordering them around to do it,
say you know, can you help me?

Speaker 7 (10:00):
Or you know, when.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
You're talking to your friend, you tell your friend, hey,
you know, maybe this guy doesn't look that good, but
you know, maybe there is something about him.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, so you're saying point out, you know, sort of
like nothing to see here, like kind of point out. Uh,
just find the positives and elevate them.

Speaker 6 (10:19):
Yeah, but when you're talking to your friend and you
know your friend maybe not be in the same link
as the hot people, then maybe you tell them. I
don't know, there's many fish in the sea. Mandy is
just not getting better, just lying for you.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Oh boy, Hey, there's a site for people that look
like you, and it's not this one. It's called normal
people dot com.

Speaker 6 (10:43):
Hey, there's just a way to say it without being
mean about it.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Mandy, with all the respect, I don't think it's any
of the ways. Yeah, yeah, thank you. You have a
great day, all right. I know it's a tough one,
right because you want your friend to find what they're
looking for. But if they're old obsessed with appearance, and
then maybe that's not going to work. Hey, Roberta, Roberta,

(11:09):
are you doing? What do you think?

Speaker 4 (11:10):
I'm good to you?

Speaker 8 (11:12):
So?

Speaker 7 (11:12):
I think that's a friend that needs to go outside
and touch the grass. Yeah, lower her expectations. I wouldn't
be a good friend if I would like to my
friend like that, because look, I'm gonna be honest with you,
like you look questionable too, So.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
Understanding, now I have found people, I gotta be honest
with you. You look questionable too. Look what you've done
to these Roberta. Hey, can I ask you here, Roberta,
do you have any friends?

Speaker 4 (11:40):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (11:41):
You actually have friends? I mean I approached them and
I told him, I'm like, look, I am brutally honest.
I don't sit here, and I don't beat it around
the bush.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Don't beat it around the bush. Your own never beat
it around the bush, Roberta. Just so you never get
yourself in trouble with any of the of the authorities.
It's beat around the bush. No one's beating anything. But anyway,
I'm just trying to help you. I'm being really honestly
with you.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Yeah, let me give you an example. Okay, me, I'm
a heavier, said girl, but I have a really pretty face.

Speaker 9 (12:15):
My husband, he is not the type.

Speaker 7 (12:18):
He was very vain. He likes skinny girls, you know,
with colored eyes and all this other stuff, and I
am the complete opposite. We had been married for almost
seven years and we met on the apps same So.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
No, you know what. I think that's actually I think
that's an excellent example. Right, maybe you're so hyper focused
on body type, and maybe if you were a little
bit you know, we're entitled to like what we like,
but maybe if we were a little less focused on
just appearance, because again, we've all dated people who look
great and aren't great. Yeah, right, So there's got to
be a way to say this without being like, no, no, no,

(12:53):
you need you could never be with someone like that. Well,
that's not how to do it. Maybe it's just, hey,
you're looking for a lot of different qualities, but we're
all focused on one. So let's start looking. Maybe we
start looking a little bit less and a little bit
less of how they look and a little bit more
the kind of people they are, and then maybe you'll,
you know, we can cure the loneliness thing and the
companionship thing and the other aspects of a relationship.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
Right, yeah, and I would also recommend the therapist.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
So so, yeah, so you ain't it, you ain't hitting,
and you're kind of crazy. You should probably see it there, Roberta.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
I know, I know you're trying to help man I's friend.

Speaker 7 (13:33):
You're the last coc in the desert, like, come.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
On the last coca in the desert. Where are these phrases?
What you're saying? Roberta, Roberta, you take it, You take
your pretty face and go beat it around the bush?
Are I love you? Oh my god? No, that was
a good point though, Yes, no, because I have friends

(13:58):
when they were dating. Most of my friends married now.
But it was like, oh, it's got to be Oh,
it got to be tall, skinny brunette. And I'm going
you've dated five of them, and and they either weren't nice,
or they weren't interesting to you or you to them,
or you're so focused on the type. And so maybe
like we brought in our horizons a little beyond that,
like what if it's a what if she's not tall

(14:20):
and skinny and was in sports cellustrators or something that's
different than friend you're ugly. Well that's what we've been
working on. So Caitlin has a uh, she has a think.
She has a thought about hotels because we're staying in
a hotel this week on our little field trip. It's
our little, our little romantic getaway. Yes, and uh, and

(14:41):
and you believe that there are certain things that should
not be in hotel rooms.

Speaker 10 (14:44):
Yes, like, okay, so I'm going to start with a
positive because you know, you're captain positivity and you're inspiring me.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Thank you. No, I'm glad you've noticed. I think I've
been extremely positive. Why is that you have a look
on your face like you're not getting I'm so I've
been way more positive than you, guys.

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I know that's right, you are more positive than me.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
I know I am not, honestly, which isn't saying much,
but I've really I've been trying really hard and we're
like forty days into the month and it's been a
really really difficult year so far. So for me to
like stay above water with the positivity thing at least
eighty seven percent of the time, yep, it's pretty good.
Now that thirteen is it's so low. It's a low place,
but you know anyway, So yeah, so I'm starting out

(15:28):
with a positive.

Speaker 10 (15:28):
I will say our hotel has wood floors, does your room?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Jesus?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, well by what you mean it's more of plastic wood. Well,
it's giving more like machine made, but still yeah, positive.
It's not carpet from the nineteen sixty eight is not.

Speaker 11 (15:44):
Carp i think carpet is discussing in general, let alone
like being in a hotel room and thinking about all
the like skin cells or whatever's on that carpet.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I know, I'm sorry. So that's a positive, But the.

Speaker 10 (15:55):
Negative is there are shower curtains, and I don't think
a hotel should ever have a shower curtain.

Speaker 11 (16:01):
And it's not like a good curtain either, and it's
just creeps me out, and like whose butt cheeks have
rubb up against it when they drop the soap.

Speaker 12 (16:09):
I have a question because I don't know if I'm
doing it right. Are you Am I supposed to split
the two halves or no?

Speaker 11 (16:14):
Yes, but it wasn't built properly, so look, it gets
wet on the floor.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Then you don't know how to work a shower. This
is the least surprising than ever. You didn't know how
mountains work. Okay, so you don't know how to work
as shower curtain.

Speaker 12 (16:29):
No, but like when there's the two like there's the
two layers or whatever, are you supposed to split like
I've been splitting one, yes, but then it gets all wet.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
But it's claws. It's mad. It's not like drying material.
It's clearly what I saw the point of it. It
may get wet, but the point is that the water
would hit the curtain and then run down it and
stay on the inside. I'm doing it right, but it's
not working the way.

Speaker 12 (16:50):
But it's not supposed to, like get out there ry quickly.
Like I have a plastic shower curtain at home, like
like a water right, you know what I mean? This
is cloth Like it's still like like my shirt, Like
my shirt is like feels like the shower curtain.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
So you're anti shower curtain. I'm very thankful you're happy
with the vinyl floors.

Speaker 10 (17:10):
Yes, and now I have not used the TV, but
the size of the TV is nice.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I've been using my iPad, but the size is nice. Yeah,
that's pretty normal. I have an adans television at home,
and I still watch on my Tanage iPad watch everything.
I don't know why, Like literally I'm sitting in the
same room with the gigantic television, but I still watch
everything on an iPad.

Speaker 10 (17:29):
I don't understand that there's iPad shows and there's like TV,
Like I wouldn't watch like.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
The super Bowl on an iPad at home. But I'm
more of a Live TV guy, and then I watch
everything else on a small, tiny thing, which is why
I'm sure my eyesight will it will be gone soon. Okay,
so you don't want a shower curtain, but you got
to remember, like these are tub showers, so what are
they supposed to do? Whatever they did.

Speaker 10 (17:49):
Do something different because like Jason said, even.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Though it's supposed to keep the water off from the.

Speaker 10 (17:53):
Floor, it doesn't and it's stopping what And I don't know,
somebody's yabos ubbed against like mine, that room.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
For a germophobe. I've had to let Jesus take the
wheel for hotels for my whole life because that's been
a hotel room for fifty years. I mean that hotel
was probably building the seventies and it's been remodeled, but
like that, that room has been a hotel room for
fifty years, so they're never gonna They can burn the

(18:23):
building down and probably still the DNA would be lingering somewhere.
So there's no way around it. Like I'm not worried
about a shower curtain or floors or it just is
what it is. You walk in the room, it just
is like there's no way around it. Yeah, can you
only imagine in fifty years what's happened in that building?
They're a ghosts everywhere. Yeah, there is a microwave, though, Kiki,

(18:44):
I would.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Because you know I've thought about this, you know, as
we talk about hotels, I've never woken up in a
hotel in thought to make a cup of coffee. So like,
let's take the coffee machine out. Okay, take all of
that mess off the top of there, put the microwaves back,
get us glass shower doors and move on.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
But how do you put a glass shower door in
a tub shower? You don't. We're not gonna need a
tub shower. Like another thing. We'll take it a tub.
Who's taken a tub? I wanted to take.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
A tub and I was like, oh my god, yeah,
I know I won't.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I won't, I won't, but I love a tub.

Speaker 7 (19:19):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
I love to take a tub. And I think the
coffee thing is like, okay, you know here it is.
I don't have to go downstairs. I don't have to
buy it. It's free. Do you ut it? Hell? You ever?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
No, in my thirty years of life, I've never woke
it up like you know what I'm gonna use this
coffee machine, this sugar, this little star thing we don't
need because it's water.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
It just tastes like water. It's not good. You tried it, Yes, I.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Get very upset if it's not in the room, like
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
I want it. Yeah, I just want it there for
the aesthetics.

Speaker 13 (19:48):
But I will not use it because I'll still go
to get Starbucks or go to the lobby whatever, get Duncan.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
Oh yeah, you want it there for these they're so attractive.
I've I've also heard that people use those things to
boil water to like cook in and people do crazy
stuff what people use the irons to cook. To give
us a microwave and we won't have to do this. Well,
that's another thing is I looked inside that microwave. I
did know. I kind of wanted to see what we

(20:13):
were working with. And I'm like, you know, like I.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Think I found a dinosauragon there, Like I don't know,
like them right, And don't cook in your hotel room.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
You're sick for that.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
People. People do a lot of things to adapt when
they're on the go, and it concerns me a little bit.
Like I've heard of people cooking with the iron, like
making like beanini sandwiches with the iron. Yeah, don't do
that this country. Yeah, I mean it's a hack. You
know what other action I've seen? You know how the
curtains at the hotel never really connect. They never truly connected.

(20:47):
So if you go in the closet, they have the
hangars that have the little hooks on or the little
clamps on the bottom of them, you can clamp your
pants on. You use the clamps to then seal the
curtains together. But why do the curtains not connect? Like
who mismeasured for the whole hotel because they ordered those
all at the same time. Yeah, so why do they

(21:09):
never connect? Like did not? Like people just gas supposed
to be The size looks like eighty inches to me.
I don't know. They want you up, they want you awake.
You can't sit the day away. There's also a hack
to make your room even colder. But it's it's like
it looks like a like a contract code, like if
you played Contra and Nintendo Aba B. You know, it

(21:30):
just starts like starts like up down, updown. There's a
way that you can like get into the maintenance mode
of the thing. Push a bunch of buttons and then
you can override whatever settings they have and make it
even colder. The problem is you can break the ac
that way. Can you do that here because I'm sweating
in the radio station?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
No, because it's on fire. So yeah, and you started
it trying? Did I tried? How many quote unquote good
pair of underwear do you own? Total? Because the average
is four four pair of good underwear? The average American
has four pair of good underwear. And then I think

(22:09):
it's three bras. In the case of women, you had
your favorites for.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I was gonna say, we got a lot of inventory,
but you like I stick to like my like top five,
but you said five.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
I like my two three bras. I love the other ones.

Speaker 13 (22:25):
I'm more for, like, you know, fun time, whatever whatever
I got going on that week.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
You know what I mean? Because then I thought about it.
I think I have like seven pair of boxer briefs.
They're all Tommy John, They're all the same brand, they're
different color, total total total because I don't there's no
situation where I need a different kind of underwear, like
as a man, there is. The boxer briefs are going
to work for everything the same. These are the sexiest

(22:52):
la No, okay, so that's seven. That's for one every day.
I'm assuming it's not even a matter of well, I
do laundry like three times a week, so it's whatever.
But I probably should have more. I just don't because
I don't ever seem to run out because I just
do laundry all the time. Because also an overflowing overflow.
Its laundry thing drives me crazy. The space you must
have in your underwear drawer, I don't know how, but

(23:15):
like what other kind of underwear do you need as
as a guy. I don't need like a thong underwear.
I don't need like a spanks. I probably could use
the spanks, but I don't have them. Like ours is
like a very diverse group of underwear.

Speaker 13 (23:27):
Like, yeah, we've got the thongs, the boy shorts, you
got the underwear that you use during time, sleeping, underwear, seping,
and daytime.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
You know, like then you got like the extra sexy stuff.
So yeah, you're right.

Speaker 10 (23:38):
I mean, I have so many piers of underwear, but
I do have a favorite seven that we will go
through and then if it's dire, we're going on to
like the tiny thong from like sophomore.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Year of high school. We still have that one.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
Yes, yes, women still have like a weird one pair
that you snuck and bought without your mom knowing.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
You hang on to that so it doesn't cover. Sometimes
I wonder how it up. Sometimes I wonder if it's
even what it's even doing, Like it's not doing, Like
what is the point of that? Like, boy, I well
just don't do anything. Yeah, Kiki, why are you being
so quiet? Well, because you know my situation? Is it
for four total? Well, we know how you feel about

(24:17):
a thong. We know, we know, we know you don't
know how to use it. No one thong okay?

Speaker 3 (24:23):
And then yes, I have my top five and the
rest is just there.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
It's very odd, Like why do.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
I hold on to all these underwear that I don't
wear on the regular It's very odd. But then when
I go on vacation, I take every piece of underwear
that I own on vacation with me.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Oh, that's another one. Like I realized that different it's
a nice way of saying this early. Different people have
different parts in different situations and different things. But like
every woman I've ever gone on vacation with it's like
thirty pair of underwear for three days. Yeah, I'm like,
so you think you might need six a day, seven
pair a day? What an earth is going on?

Speaker 10 (25:01):
If you're swimming, if you're sweating, if you're sleeping, if
you're clubbing and.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dancing, swimming underwear.

Speaker 10 (25:08):
I'm just saying, like, you can't wear this, Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
After you take a shower and then you got to
you gotta put on the same hair.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah, take a shower and put the same wintererwear. Oh,
I don't know what I mean. I mean shower Okay,
I don't know if you're dirty. But I wasn't wearing
underwear to swim. I was wearing a swim suit.

Speaker 10 (25:28):
But you wearing onions before. Then you swim, then you
showered and you can't put the same on. That's two okay,
But then I'm going out and then I'm sleeping.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
So that's four okay? Yeah a day one day? Yeah
it can't.

Speaker 12 (25:42):
Yeah, everything she named would be in one day, So
that's four pairent ones.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I don't know that every time the underwear comes off,
I have to change it. Like for example, let's say
what if I had Like what if I wore underwear
for three hours at work. I took it off and
I wore something else to sleep in, like some shorts
or something. I could use that same underwear again for
the rest and finish the day. I wore it for
three hours, like most people wear underwear for like ten

(26:05):
to twelve at a given time.

Speaker 12 (26:07):
Once they come off the body, they have to go
through laundry before they get back up.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh, I see, I don't know about that now. If
I wore them all day, now they're getting washed. But
I mean the I figured the I think the expiration date,
in my opinion on underwear is a work day about
eight hours. So if I don't wear unless there's something
else going on and then I but just a normal
average day, I can get by with one to two pair,
and then my workout shorts have it built in like
compressions things, so I don't have to worry about that.

(26:33):
So why couldn't I Why couldn't I wear underwear? Go
to the gym? Wear those things? People do this. They
go to the gym, they worn't out, they shower, and
they put the same underwear on that they wore to work,
and they go back to work or whatever. It's diabolical. Hey, Paul,
you know what I'm talking about. Paul, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (26:51):
Yes, I need to just wear the same underwear for
the whole day.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 14 (27:00):
If I take a shower like the night before and
then go to the gym, you know, the next day
in the evening, you know, and then I take my shower,
then I always keep a pair of fresh underwear in
the gym bag.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Okay, okay, yeah, on you. But like it's seriously, if
you you get up in the morning and you get dressed,
and you maybe you go to the gym first thing,
So you go to the gym, you work out, you
take a shower, You're gonna put on the same outfit
that you wore to the gym to go to work,
including the same underwear that you put on initially, and
then you're gonna go through your day. I don't need
I don't need to wear underwear for one hour after showering,

(27:34):
go to the gym, shower again, then get another one.
That's just too much. Don't we care about the environment? Yah?
Stop going to the gym. Oh, there's the base problem.
Thank you, Paul, have an I say, all right, you too. Yeah.
And also I understand though that there's like different Yeah. Uh,
you know anatomical matters that make it. But for a jim, yeah,
I have crevasis. You never know when you need to undy?

(28:00):
Someone said Fred, who does that? I just I don't
need to a day. I think I can. I can
make it most days with two. I'm tripping that you
have seven pairs total. Right, I know what I'm getting
you for Christmas, A thud, as long as you are
a different category instead in the city. But somebody that

(28:23):
though as your girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
I don't know why everything.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
They thought that about us?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Why think they were just confused because I'm on Fred show.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Chiktok.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
So all you see is your face moving when I talk.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Now, did we have to be in the bathtub or
could we maybe have not? Fred's show is like thin
toilet paper, so if it was, Wait, no, I don't
know that those nails do you like?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
No, no, no, I don't remember this. You like thin toilet papers,
You wouldn't hurt you. No one, No one likes toilet papers.
Well just use your and then watch it.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Yes, girl, that would be so mad if you gain
my house. But I like a thin toilet paper. I
don't want all that, like a like a cloth like,
I don't want all that.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
It leaves residenting all that. I don't need that. I
need as much distance between my skin and whatever is
happening there.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Well, so I will buy Scott in and if Scott
is not there, I will buy the off brand version
of Scott.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Little but hurt no f from using you know, clean
like actual copy paper and soilet paper. I mean it's terrible,
it's clean.

Speaker 8 (29:29):
The Fresh Show is on, it's stay or go.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Seth is here, we go live to Seth Morning, Seth.
How you doing. Hey, I'm good, Seth Is. You're these
people We talk to these people and they're like, I'm
good yea, but yeah, I mean it seems as good.

Speaker 15 (29:49):
As I can I'm as good as I can be,
And I'm good in the sense that you guys are
helping me.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Let me thank you, because it's like, this is a
distressing situation. I feel like, but what's going on with
this woman? This is your girlfriend Heidi even again for
four years? So what are we want to what's happening here?
Because everybody knows that the right thing to do is
to call the Morning radio show, The Fred Show. Uh,
and and to get the direction that you need. We
are the compass for the rest of your life. Go
right ahead, please right right?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
So, like you said, we've been together for a while
four years, and we we have these friends that this
other couple that like we do everything with and I'm
talking about everything. I mean we go to dinners, we
go to concerts.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
Everything, everything.

Speaker 15 (30:32):
We even go on the we even go on vacations
with these people.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
But do you know, I'm just to be clear because
I've read this, I know what's happening. I know where
we're going with this. Do you do everything I mean
everything in.

Speaker 15 (30:43):
The sense of, like we go places together, we hang
out together.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Okay, but y'all are not doing any kind of like, uh,
any kind of right, y'all are doing each other right
right right?

Speaker 15 (30:56):
That is that is not the scenario, because.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
That would that would help me with that. We will
get wrapped this up real fast. Okay. So, so it's
a boundaried friendship, but you spend a lot of time together. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (31:08):
Yeah, So so and this all started, you know a
few years ago, like this was my my girlfriend Heidi,
like this is her best friend started dating this guy
and him and I also really clicked, so you know,
it just it made sense. We started we became very
close and started doing all this stuff together. And then

(31:29):
recently we all went to the same wedding and this is.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Where do you get married to and that you went
to a wedding.

Speaker 15 (31:43):
No, it wasn't, but we would have loved to have
been there. So uh so I left to go to
use the restroom and to get myself another drink. And
when I came back, there was a slow song plane
and I found Heidi and her friend's boyfriend slow dancing together.

Speaker 16 (32:04):
And it was and it wasn't.

Speaker 15 (32:07):
Like they were keeping you know, the Lord in the
middle type of dance like it was they were they
were very close and when I walked up to them,
they acted like there was nothing wrong, like it wasn't
weird or anything like that. And my feeling is is

(32:28):
this is really inappropriate, Like and their argument was they
couldn't find me, they couldn't find her bestie, so they
just decided to dance together, which again like feel right
to me?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, so your girlfriend is dancing with with the boy
her best friend's boyfriend because they couldn't find either one
of you. And not dancing, but slow dancing like we're
at PROBM or something right like, you know, hands on
the waist, you know whatever, whatever we're doing there. Hmm okay,
So and then I get this is no big deal.

(33:03):
This is what friends do. We slow dance to you know,
Michael Bolton songs. That's what people do, right, Yeah, Bruno
Mars comes on, we got to dance together. There's no
one else, just find somebody right now. And the only
people available were us. So that is kind of an
intimate activity. I mean, I realize there are far more

(33:24):
intimate activities, but that's like with clothes on. That's a
very close sort of thing. And it implies romance, right
because it's like a romantic song, slow dancing, the whole thing.
And you know that I don't jump to conclusions, you know,
I typically tend to be like I think, you know, people,
and by people, I mean most of you in this
room are overreacting. But I don't I don't like that.
I don't like I would not like that if I

(33:44):
came back from the bathroom or to get you know,
to get a little cocktail and my girlfriend is slow
dancing with another man. What what's funny are you guys?

Speaker 15 (33:53):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Why are you laughing? This situation so funny? What do
you mean? How y'all get here?

Speaker 4 (34:03):
Like?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Why are you slow dancing? Well, that's what we're trying
to fin What a man called doesn't matter with wh
Why are you doing this?

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (34:11):
You mean it all? Why is anyone slow dancing? Activity?
Like out of cut? I mean like at a wedding,
Like at a wedding that they play slow songs sometimes
when people do that, or like you'll do the father
daughter dance and then they'll join and then everybody joins in.
They ask you to like family, like I think I
danced with my mom at my sister's wedding. Anyway, I

(34:37):
start my day with a slow dance right now? Can
I slow dance every morning? What are you talking about?
It's so funny you play John B and we slow
dance together. Where the hell have you guys doing for that? Okay? So,
so you didn't like this seth and did you say
something to her with You're like, hey, I'm not a
fan of this this uh activity that you shared.

Speaker 15 (35:00):
Yeah, No, honestly I said something to her and I
mean even him, because they were there and they like
I said, they both just acted like this was not
a big deal, and like I like I now, like
I can't shake the feeling that something might be going on,
Like I'm convinced of it and like now, and I

(35:22):
want to be really really fair here to Heidi. She
she's never given me a reason to think that before.
But like when like then, when you see it, it's
like all of a sudden, it's that that insecurity that
comes with it, that that feeling of like of like
has there been something going on? Is there something going on?

(35:43):
And it just it doesn't feel right to me, It
doesn't feel off. And I'm you know, I'm convincing myself
now that there's something in between them, and I just
I don't know what to do, all right.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Eight five five nine one three five contacts the same
number's group therapy SETH. I'm gonna, I'm gonna we're gonna
talk about this behind your back. We're gonna you can
listen on the iHeart app on the radio, and then
we're gonna take phone calls and we'll see what people
have to say. I'm sure there are lots of opinions,
but thank you for sharing, man, good luck.

Speaker 15 (36:09):
Hey, Thanks so much.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Okay, I don't know. Again, you know, you know, I'm
not going to jump right to that they're like doing it,
but there's a level of comfort that seems a level
of comfort with one another. And then the fact that
it's like they didn't think anything of it. It's a
weird thing. It's a weird thing to be doing with someone.
I don't know. But then again, if you're at the

(36:34):
wedding and you're in like let's say you're dancing with
your significant other and that person dancing with were there
ever a world where they would just switch right there
in front of you, like and that we'll dance together
for a minute or whatever.

Speaker 10 (36:46):
If I've been to a wedding alone, like my friend's
husband who I've known forever will be like spin me
around and like, you know, it's all kosher, Like we're
not doing it right.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
So I don't know.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
I think it depends on the kind of relationship you
have with someone.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
I say, you come up behind them, taps you know,
when you like step in.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
He doesn't want to talk to you. I'll take it
from here. With a bad British accent that.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Slow dancing like maybe I don't give it a chance,
like maybe it's not my thing, but like now I
want to You're so touchy. I know I'm taking ballroom
classes this weekend. They were like, yeah, that's quite a jump.
Laughing is the activity to taking professional lesson?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
That's what it is. My husband will slow dance with me.
Maybe that's what it is. Maybe I'm just bitter. Oh no,
you've been on a journey. It's a very it's very close.
It is close physical, close in contact and touching parts
of the body that you wouldn't necessarily touch of like
I wouldn't walk up to my friend's girlfriend and like
touch your waist, dance, you know what I mean? Like,

(37:48):
I don't. I don't necessarily think that it means that
that they're cheating, because that would be I mean, people
who cheat, they can act far less, just far more
distant than that, Like this is so right public. I
just think it's like, how are you so comfortable? It's
the question around me as I don't.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Think it's a big deal, which is a lit in
a light, I know, because usually I'm like, he cheating
the games?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Who are you?

Speaker 8 (38:15):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Because what happened? You get a ring on your finger?
Now everybody's okay, there.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Somewhere, No, guys, I'm telling you that my family functions.
I would go like if my best friend came up
and danced with Big Tim, I would not think twice
about it. Again, now they body rolling and rolling on
each other's in.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I'm like I thought when he picked her up and
held her up and spun her split, you know, like
around like a cheer lady, was strange. That's crossing the
fact that it was choreographed, Like when do they have
time to practice that? It's really weird. Yes, my god, Rana, Hi,

(39:01):
it's a weird things. It is a weird things. Weird,
but I don't know that it's inherently nefarious.

Speaker 17 (39:09):
It's not a fairy.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
It's just weird.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
He took three whole minutes to go to the bathroom
and get a drink, and and.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
They couldn't wait to spin around. It was wild. She's
so nibble you guys, it's visual now that she just
can't leave my head. I'm sorry. I'm not laughing at him.

(39:37):
I just think it's a crazy it's I would like it.
I wouldn't like it.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
I would have liked it either.

Speaker 7 (39:43):
The fian thing is weird and poly the funds.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, all right, thank you, Ron. I
have a good day dancing with the stars together. It's weird.

Speaker 11 (39:55):
Sorry, I don't want to grind at a wedding like sorry,
I want to just dance with spackle.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
You do a nice song to the side. Never but
we're not We're not gonna slow dance. I believe it.
You're not that shocking news. I thought you were way
into it. Hey, Raymond, this is off the rails, Raymond. So,
this dude's upset because his his girlfriend was slow dancing

(40:22):
with with their friends with the you know what I'm saying.
There's two couples of her friends and they he was
slow dancing. She was slow dancing with the other guy
in the friend group. They switched it up and he
was only gone for a couple of minutes. It just
looked very close and intimate. Why were they doing this?

Speaker 15 (40:41):
Honestly, I don't think it's that big of a deal.
I would have been more concerned.

Speaker 18 (40:46):
Like if they were the prize, like they got caught
when he came back. But now that he expressed his
concern and saying, you know that he didn't like that
or he didn't appreciate that, so now they should know that,
you know, not to let that happening.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
Yeah, knock it off, you too.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
I thought that the costume change was wild, like you
brought other outfits. Sorry, yeah, Raymond, thank you man. Have
a good day. Am I mature?

Speaker 15 (41:16):
Congratulations?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Kicking? There you go, there you go, all of a
sudden kicking. Now she's engaged, so it's like a whole
new fine you know together everybody, love is love is love. Yeah,
he's great. Oh god, hey don Hi, how are y'all?

(41:37):
Are you in a relationship? Don?

Speaker 15 (41:40):
I am not?

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Okay? Well, I was gonna say, if the last person
you dated, if that person were dancing with a friend
of yours, of the opposite sex, and it looked close,
you know, would you sort of be like, this is weird.
This is a level of intimacy that I didn't necessarily
think that my that my significant other would share with
another person all that guy, Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:58):
I probably would. But then this case, I don't really
consider it a big deal. I mean, I feel like
there's a kind of comfort level that they should already
be feeling. Because he said the vacation together. I mean,
to me, it kind of feels like it's not just
going out to like a dinner or a concert, like vacation.

Speaker 15 (42:15):
He's like, you're.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Going somewhere like maybe Disney, I don't know, Florida, another state, whatever,
So there's.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Like a comfort level already.

Speaker 15 (42:23):
What what's a dance?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Right?

Speaker 15 (42:25):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:26):
What's a slow dance? If we want in a double date.
I come back and my girlfriend's holding hands with my
best friend, I might be like, hey, what are we
doing here?

Speaker 15 (42:37):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (42:37):
Yes, if they're strolling down the path and holding it,
well it might be a little weird, but I mean
this is this is a weddiness, so there's already. I
mean you're gonna say, yeah, there's a romantic there's a
romantic and you know air about it everything. I don't
think this was romantic. Their partners weren't there. They like
the song, get up the dances?

Speaker 1 (42:55):
What you do?

Speaker 4 (42:56):
You know?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
Because there would be situations where I wouldn't think anything
of it, and there there would be if I felt
insecure about it, and I'm a reasonable person, I guess
I would you know what I mean, like if you
if you if your gut is telling you something, Because
there might be situations where it wouldn't be surprising and
then there might be somewhere I don't I don't know,
but thank you, Don. This is a confusing I yeah,
I do agree with you.

Speaker 9 (43:18):
I mean I do usually say trust god instincts, but
I just kind of feel like he's blown this. I
think he's blown it up a little bit.

Speaker 15 (43:24):
I really don't think there was anything going on.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
I was a little curious when didn't get to this.
I was a little curious that to other partners have
seen them. On the other side, if she had seen
or known about this, what her reaction was.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
That's that's a good question. If we had spoken to her,
how would she feel because cheating, she probably would be like, no,
it's no problem, Thank you Don. That was a good day.
You guys feel a good day thing. No, I don't
know if I jumped to cheating, but I definitely jumped
to like, well, that's comfy. You know, that's comfortable. Hey, Jonathan,

(43:56):
I hey man, people think we sound ridiculous. I think
it's been a very seriouious conversation. This has been a
totally ummy up and up. But what do you think?

Speaker 19 (44:05):
Well, I wanted to call in because I preference I'm
getting married this Saturday.

Speaker 15 (44:11):
You didn't.

Speaker 16 (44:12):
Uh, you didn't get you know, we were shot on
the stationary friends, so we couldn't send.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
You the invite. But I've been, Jona, have been waiting
for it. I've been going to the medal box every
day looking for it. It wasn't there.

Speaker 16 (44:23):
But okay, you actually I actually called Jason free to
MC the night, but he said.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
You were already booked in business.

Speaker 17 (44:29):
So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I'm not talking about that. No higher a professional for that,
you don't, I don't. I don't DJ weddings. I'm not
a DJ peoples I for you know, well you know
for that. But anyway, sure you want to say.

Speaker 16 (44:43):
Right so, because I'm getting married, right, I've been doing
a lot of slow dancing lately, practicing for my first
dance and such.

Speaker 19 (44:50):
And I'm not saying that something you know, uh something
an audience going on here.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
But blow dancer is a.

Speaker 16 (44:57):
Very very intimate activity, a story sense. I doubt they
were doing the high school prom hand on the shoulders,
hand on the waist, you know, popping back to side.
I I can't imagine that's the kind of dance that
they were doing.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
So I'm not saying.

Speaker 16 (45:12):
That they're necessarily cheating on their partners. But it definitely
is not a good look because it is a very
romantic intimate activity and I would not want my future
wife to be doing.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That with the other man. That's that's that's really why
I have to say.

Speaker 16 (45:28):
I think you're at least a lot more romantic feelings.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I think you're right, Jonathan. Hey, congratulations, man, have a great,
great wedding this weekend. Hey, thank you guys. Love you guys. Okay,
I love you too, man. Now, is the same thing
gonna happen for your wedding? Is the invitation get lost
in the mail or get included to that?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Oh no, you're already booked, Tom, you can do better, Hey, Besiy, Yeah,
he's my booking agent.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Apparently he kind of issidy. Now you call up here
and you wait on hold. I'm so sorry. I was
on mute. That's my bad, girl. Now, Bethany, that's not
gonna you're a mute. We can't hear you. That's not
gonna work. Yeah, that was my bad. It's still early.
No idea is You're right? So these couples are friends,

(46:16):
but then you know, one guy finds his girlfriend dancing
with the dude in the other relationship and they just
seem they seemed chummy at this wedding, and he's worried
about it. What do you think? I honestly don't think
anything's going on. Like, think about it.

Speaker 20 (46:30):
If you if you were cheating with this person, you
would try you would avoid them in public. Why would
you go out and slow dance? That would be the
dumbest thing that you could do. Either they're really stupid
or like nothing at all is going on.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
It would be more suspicious if they were avoiding each other.
Or is it the perfect crime. I it's like, hey,
we're out here in the open, right we were believe
to Bethany's point, if we were cheating, we would never
do something like this. Okay, maybe I'm gullible. No, I
mean the fact that they had matching costumes. I think
that was like it was premeditated, like they thought about this.

(47:08):
You know, they knew that they were going to be
doing this. And anyway, then Goodman or whatever the hell
his name is came out. It was weird. Yeah, all right,
but then he thanks you have a good day. Yeah, yeah,
they got a mirror ball. It's weird. I don't I
don't know why I don't know why this particular subject matter.
This is goofy, but it's goofy. It is, all right. Well,

(47:29):
I don't I don't think we help this man at all. Yeah,
I don't think that. I don't. I think he should
just be like that was, you know, I don't know.
I didn't love that. I didn't love that he gets
super defensive about it. Yeah, I don't think it's an
unfair request, but I didn't if the dude had his
hands on your waist, like, it's kind of weird, Like
I don't love it. Don't slow dance with my friends? Yeah,

(47:50):
stop slow dancing everywhere? Why the two of you? Man,
It's like we're Taco bell Why dancing flood show it now?
All right? So you're on a new what you call it,
woo woo journey? Yeah, and I just we discussed crystals before.
Of course, you have to charge your crystals, which you've

(48:12):
maybe heard on this show the clip of a number
of times now, which is something I learned. I didn't
know it was like USB or if it was, you know,
I don't know what kind of is it? The new
apple cord? The old kind of Apple cord? Did you
charge you this this week it was a full moon. Well,
I didn't know what charge you. I tried sticking all
the different ones in there, and that wady. So only
on a full moon. I can only charge it in
a full moon. Yes, you have to partial moon won't

(48:32):
do it. No, you have to leave yours. Those leaks
have been dead forever. Now that's why it don't work.
And what is the latest step on your woo woo journey?

Speaker 10 (48:41):
So I'm always on a new one. This time it's
you know how you've heard of grounding. I'm sure where
you take your bare feet and you put them on
the earth for at least a half hour, and there's
benefits because the charges in the earth charges your body.
It kind of neutralizes it with all the electricity were around. Well,
I have purchased grounding sheets and they plug into kiki

(49:02):
just bear with me here, bear They plug into the
grounding plug in your plug.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
You know how. There's like the regular plugs, and then.

Speaker 10 (49:09):
There's the other thing you can stick it into picture
an outlet and they connect to the earth. So while
I sleep, I will now be grounding and I'm going
to be a whole new beach.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I don't know why she crow is the first thing
that came to mind to play. I don't know why,
Cheryl crow. It's for some reason. I was like, I
bet she ground. She's talking about grounding sheets. I'm like,
you know, I know just what to play here, Cheryl Crowd. No, no, no,

(49:43):
we're not, we're not. I don't know why you're talking
about grounding sheets. I bet she grounds. What are they
made of? These things?

Speaker 10 (49:53):
So they have so they're just designed to connect to
the earth via the grounding outlet in your plug.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
So you physically you plug them in, you ground them
in the wall, not into the electrical but the grounding
part of your plug, which is like the little bottom part,
and it's plugging our sheets into the wall.

Speaker 17 (50:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know about this, Okay, I think this is
how the wildfire started. I'm worried. I'm serious. I'm not
joking around. I'm serious about it. People all the time.
How can this be a good idea to plug your
sheets into.

Speaker 10 (50:27):
The wall because they're not like using electricity, that's like
a heat of blanket.

Speaker 13 (50:32):
No, those are dangerous yet they are, my firefighter husband
threw away.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
So yeah, see there you go. But you can think
you can ground stuff in other ways. I don't think
you have to. You can attach it to metal. You
don't have to plug it in the wall to ground it.

Speaker 10 (50:47):
Well, where I live it's negative for right now, and
so I can't take my bare tootsies and put them
on the earth.

Speaker 14 (50:53):
Well.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
No, grounding doesn't have to physically mean I think I
don't know. I thought there was another way to do
I plugging blankets into the wall. You can't worried about it. Okay, Well,
people use mats all the time. I'm sure you know
someone who does. I'm I'm sure I do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
WHI by grounding come out?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
You describe it? It sounds like standing up you know, well,
do you stand up on earth on the earth? Yes,
when you say it's like when you tell me to
go outside and touch grass, it's the same thing. Okay,
that's where that came from.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
Yes, you need to be apart, like like, when did
that album drop drop?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I would say it's being popular. Did in the last
like fifteen years? Yeah, I think some of Usher's best work.
I thought it was the Grounding album. A lot of
people don't talk about it. When I'm different. For the
better guys are going to all get mad. We're all
going to go to Target and yet and get sheets
and stick them in the wall. Listen, at this point.

Speaker 10 (51:48):
I will try anything, okay, because I'm going through it, brother,
So I'm going to ground every night.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Okay. We had a sleeping Matt. Mike tried it. It
didn't do nothing for him.

Speaker 12 (51:59):
Still miserable old he tried it, he was like thinking
that was gonna like I don't know what he thought
or what Amazon.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
So those aren't sheets? How you put this on the
bottom of the bed then you sleep on top of it? Yeah?
It was into the wall too. Yeah, it was just
on this side thet the worst would go right into
the wall. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (52:18):
I thought maybe it's gonna warm like something. But it
did nothing. It just plugged into the wall. But I
saw no change. And then he returned. How often did
he use it? For a couple of weeks, like straight
and so I don't know how fast it is supposed
to take.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
But I was like, I don't know what targeted I got.

Speaker 10 (52:31):
You or what what he going to the little fair
meetings like bio, I want to right.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
We're going to find out it's been on some dateline
episode or something. This is all just a scam that
some dude named Chad came up with this and got
rich and it's all a bunch of bs. Plug my
blanket into the water. I'm sorry, I have to play
a song and get a minute. You plug your phone
into the wall and sleep right next to it where
the phone requires electricity to operate. Right, I'm worried. Okay,

(53:03):
I'm worried. I'm Kiki run on a sheet this morning
that you're getting a little tired of your menu at home. Yes,
and let me just read to exactly what it says.
There's nothing that makes me happier. Well, there are a
lot of things that make me happier, but this is
up there, people, right on our little We have a
little sheet that everybody writes their ideas on for the show,
and then I go through them and try and figure

(53:24):
out which ones are going to do. And this is
what Kiki wrote. I need some new recipes. I'm tired
of eating the same meat. We need some new animals
or something. We need some new animals or something.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Yes, okay, like we need like I don't know, like,
I don't know dinner.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
I'm tired. Yes, I'm tired of the same meat. What
are you making.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I make the same things air fryer, chicken strips, salmon
in the air fryer, a steak in an air fryer.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Maybe the air fier is the issue. There are other
ways to make food.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
But it doesn't say it doesn't hit like the air fryer,
and it's not as convenient as the air fryer.

Speaker 1 (54:07):
So that's because you just stick stuff in there and
like wave a magic wand over it, and it just
somehow it comes out looking like it was made it
out back or something. That's what you think, at least literally.
I don't trust it. Like ozempic, I don't trust the air.
I don't trust it. Why even right? Why is there
you can stick anything in it? Turn a little knob,
walk away, come come back. It looks like, you know,

(54:28):
a chef made it or something. There's something wrong with it.
There's something going on. And now we're learning, like the
coating of the inside of the air fryer. You gotta
get a metal one because I guess the inside of
the plastic one that's going to kill you. It's like ozempic,
it's just too easy. Anything that is too easy, you know,
I'm skeptical concerns me.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Well, I think I do think in that like a
couple of years, there will be commercials like, you know,
if you use an air fyer, you are call this
number Popsation Mesadenoma whatever they be saying.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
I might get, I might get that. Third time it'll
be different.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Oh yeah, you know, I do believe that, but hey,
I got to live for now.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, I think we're gonna I think people who take
ozempic are gonna wind up with a tail. And I
think that people and then I think the people who
eat from air fryers are gonna I don't want it.
I don't want it to happen to you. It's just
I'm skeptical of anything that's too easy.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
I have to you haven't had my air fry of salmon.
I'm talking about Chef's kiss, Gordon Ramsey. You you will
change that tune.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
But is it? Is it worth? A tooth that's gonna grow, yes,
gets out of my left elbow, you know or whatever. Yeah,
I'm just concerned. I'm very worried about it.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Okay, Well, little mess with Meiam. I won't hurt nobody. No,
you don't for the plot, you know, No, just call
the number. Everything will be five.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
I could use a bag. Well, what animals would you
like to combine to make the new animal? Like it's
like a salmon chicken?

Speaker 3 (55:53):
Yeah, like something I need something fresh, you know what
I'm saying, Like why do we just make these animals
and decide that was it?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Like, come on, you can do better than this. We
ever do know meat?

Speaker 3 (56:02):
That's more so, I don't have the imagination a very
meat thing. Kaitlin, like this is califlower chicken? When he's like, no,
this is califlower, not veggies. Masquerading is meat, just like
having veggies.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
And aside, you ever had a cauliflower pizza. I've had it.
It tastes not like pizza, right yeah, I like caulif
but it doesn't taste like pizza category rice, Like, no,
this is coliflower. This is not rice. You know what
I'm saying. You're not fooling me with this. Have you
ever had rice? Yeah? Right, yeah, that's not what I

(56:39):
we We need some new vegetables. So it's just like
it's what about like egg can't like egg plants? Amazing? Yeah,
you know you could only do so much though, you know,
in an air fryer. Okay, because that's the only method
that we're using for cooking it too.

Speaker 12 (56:52):
By the way, iation I think is that we need
to like maybe move to the oven.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Yeah, it was a nice skirt fry. Maybe you know
a little soy sauce in there. Someone pant, I have
to I can't use an air fryer.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
No, So you want me walking around smell it like, uh,
the sauce.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I don't have time for that. I need something. I
can put the air fry and press the button.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
I can go scroll on TikTok, twirl around and then
seales me I'm done.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
See your issue? Geeki? Is it like it's like you're
deep frying here, because you're not. But it would be
like if you deep fried everything. If you deep fried
every meal you ever ate, you get bored of it
because everything's gonna taste like deep fried, like oil. Yes,
so you're you're air frying everything. It just has a
similar texture and taste. And it says, so you gotta
switch up the method of cooking. Okay, Well, I boil

(57:40):
some chickens on the night what you wanted to make? Oh,
don't boil cha. That sounds like a terrible idea. Yeah,
and I'm not air frying. How can I make cross
tis the same day?

Speaker 12 (57:49):
You just have to work a couple hours ahead. You
throw everything in there and you just walk away. You
could twirl, you could do whatever, hey, and you just
let it cook.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
Jason, You know me, I do nothing ahead of time.
So like the fact with crockpie, you got a plan,
you know, I gotta set it before I leave the house,
not burn the house down. And I have anxiety the
whole day I'm at work that my house is on
fire because the reason a crockpie.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
This shit doesn't I don't understand that one like you
can you can't leave your uh your curling iron on,
you can't do that. But you can leave a little
you can leave a little burning pot on all day
in your home and just walk away.

Speaker 12 (58:22):
My house and burned on yesterday, and that was that's okay,
fourteen hours yesterday.

Speaker 1 (58:25):
That would give me anxiety all day. And I realized
it's low heat, and I realized it's like but still
like I'm plugging this thing in, I'm setting it to
you know, hundreds of degrees or whatever it is, and
I'm just walking away and leaving it there all day.
And I'm just supposed to come back. No, didn't someone
die that way on this is us. It's possible, that's
my fear. Yeah, I have the same concern about the

(58:49):
dishwasher too, Like I'll set the dishwasher and I'll leave,
but I'm convinced that one of these times is kind
of like leak or something well that flowed, and then
I'm going to come home to an ocean in my house.
Like I typically want to supervise my appliances. I'm a
I'm a supervisory guy with the appliances typically, Like I
like to see what's going on with it because I
feel like that way I could somehow stop the calamity

(59:11):
if it occurred, even though I wouldn't really know what
to do. I think I know where the water thing
is to shut it off, but like I would probably
just twirl around for a while to watch TikTok while
watching my house flood, you know, but I don't trust him.
People are saying try duck or go to a wild
game store. People are saying kangaroo is delicious. Somebody said, where'sangaroo?

(59:35):
Have you had venison? Yeah that's yeah, yeah, but I
didn't really care for it. You know where it was.
I don't like it either. Yeah, it's the deer, right, yeah, yeah,
you an gaming like the deer. Yeah, you don't like
a deer. What about pork? You don't make a lot
of pork. I don't make a lot of pork. Tender loin, yeah,
I know, go get one of those. They're actually pretty good,
those pork loin things that are pre marinated. Of the store.

(59:56):
You's got to cut off that that pieces like there's
like a it it comes a actually the temple one.
It's like white thing. Cut that off. It's like a
like a piece of muscle. I don't know why they
leave it on. Just cut it off. It's like a
little thing. Cut it off and then cook it. It's delicious.
Grill it or like put in the oven. If you
already premyrinated, it's good. I wasn't eating pigs for a
while after I helped rescue that one pig. And now

(01:00:17):
I'm you know, have fine. No I saved one, I
could eat another one. Is the way I see that.
And they didn't know each other, those guys. And if
it's already in the store, then the damage is done.
You know, I walked by it. There it is. You know.
It's like, if someone doesn't buy it, that was a
waste for you. Gotta buy it. It's already done. You

(01:00:37):
can't stick it back in there. Other fish, to make
other fish other than sand, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
I don't really make other fish like onny tuna no telapia.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna push the button before we
list every This is going to be like, because otherwise
we're just gonna sit here and list every kind of fish.
I think he just gets out there and starts hunting
her own food. Now I would pay to see that.
Maybe that really got kicking it, okay, because that would
be starving, taking with the bow and arrow TikTok in

(01:01:08):
one hand in the other to find her own food. Yeah,
that would be good.

Speaker 8 (01:01:14):
Yeah, more thread show next.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
I want to talk to the people who are like,
my kid's kind of a dumb ass to say it
like that, but you know what I mean, Like everybody
everybody knows bread show is. Oh. Someone texted if they
heard Waiting for a Start of Fall at the grocery
store and thought of me, it's only one of the

(01:01:50):
greatest songs ever recorded. But that's my encouragement for you
this week. Pick a pick an era from before you
were born, and go find a playlist and listen to
the songs, and you might even like be like sixties,
you might like motown. I feel like if you like
me tes, then you would like Jackson five. Oh yeah,
you know, I like it a lot. I don't know.

(01:02:11):
I just like the Lord just made me cough. I
don't know if that was like. Don't even try this,
don't don't play this game making comparisons between generations. You're
going to offend somebody or make them angry because everyone
thinks of the music they grew up with is the
best music and everything else sucks. Oh you let me
think about it. Don't you feel like you you have
the most attachment to the song from your childhood? Oh? Yes,
yeah sure, in early two thousands. I feel like that's

(01:02:34):
my real house, college, high school.

Speaker 8 (01:02:36):
Yeah, I've ever been left waiting by the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
It's the Fred Show. Hey BB, good morning, welcome to
the program.

Speaker 9 (01:02:46):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
We are super excited to have you here, so waiting?
How the phone is on? We're trying to figure out
why you may have been ghosted BB? So why don't
you tell us about this guy Max? How you met,
give us any background, and then kind of where things
are now and so we can figure out how we
can help. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
So, I mean I met tax on the app, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
As a lot of us do these days.

Speaker 21 (01:03:12):
So yeah, we started talking and to connect fairly well,
you know, he was witty, he was funny, so I
was like, okay, and then you know, we kept talking
and it started to get a little flirty, and then
he asked me, asked me for my actual numbers. So
we moved, you know, off the app, started to actually
you know, texting, and got flirty and we decided to

(01:03:36):
go out. And I was really excited about that, and
we went out. It was great, Like enderdos are never
that good. I was happy, shocked that it was going
this well.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
And I mean, you know, I.

Speaker 21 (01:03:51):
Even ended up, you know, sleeping over at his place
at the end of it. Believe me, I wouldn't see
this often, and it was I was shocked that they
went as well.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Okay, yeah, No, so you have no idea after this
amazing date, why and even with the you guys hooked
up and everything. So this is all good stuff. And
then since then you have not heard from him, have
you reached out to him. Have you tried to contact
him at all?

Speaker 21 (01:04:13):
I tried calling him, I texted him. I only texted
him once because I didn't, you know, want to see
too much. I had already tried calling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
I mean, it would be nice to know after you
hook up with somebody why you know why they're not interested.
I guess they don't necessarily owe you that, but it's
always nice to know I have some closure.

Speaker 21 (01:04:32):
It's respectful, sure, especially after you hook up with someone
you know we haven't swept together. Okay, see whatever, but at.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Least know why you know. I get it. I get it.
Ideally you'd like to know, and that's where we come in.
So we'll call. We'll call Max. You'll be on the
phone at the same time. I don't want you to
say anything right at first, because we're gonna try and
get some info for you. But at some point you're
welcome to jump in and hopefully we can figure out
what's going on. Maybe we can patch things up. I
don't know, any kind of disconnect and get you guys

(01:05:01):
set up on another date that we pay for. Okay, okay,
all right, I'm gonna play one song and then we'll
come back in two minutes and we'll call this dude
and figure it out. Hey bebe Yeah, Hi, Bby, welcome back.
Let's call Max. You guys met on one of the
dating apps and you chatted and he went on this
this date that you thought went really well, so well
that you slept over in his house, you know, so

(01:05:23):
that's good. However, since then you haven't heard from him.
You've reached out once, he hasn't responded. I can understand
why that might bother you, because you want to know why.
You want to know what happened. Where's this guy? Where
did he go? Right?

Speaker 21 (01:05:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I mean I just want to know why.

Speaker 21 (01:05:38):
You know, at the end of the day, if he's
not interested, well.

Speaker 16 (01:05:42):
But at least let me know why.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, fair enough, let's call him now. Good luck, Bibe. Hello,
Hi is this Max? Hey Max? Good morning. My name
is Fredam home from the Freend' show on one of
three five Kiss FM, and I'm starting to bother. I
do have to tell you that we are on the

(01:06:05):
radio right now and I would need your permission to
continue with the call. Can we just have for a
couple of minutes on the show. Yeah, that's fine, Thank
you so much. I'm not sure if you've heard this before,
but we're actually calling on behalf of a woman named
Phoebe who says she met you on one of the
dating apps. You guys went out recently and had a
what she described as a really successful day. To remember her, Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:27):
I definitely remember. Okay, all right, Well, so what she
told us that you know that you guys were flirting
again long, Well, she did say that she slept over
at your house. However, she says she can't get a
hold of you. You're not responding, you're not reaching out.
It's kind of bugging her. We have no problem getting
ahold of you. So what you know, can you kind
of would you mind filling us in on where you're

(01:06:48):
at with her?

Speaker 17 (01:06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, the date was good.

Speaker 17 (01:06:53):
The everything else that happened after was good. It was
just actually it was it was of what happened after
after was what was kind of weird. I woke up
like just in the middle of that, I just had
to pee and I was like hearing noises from my
living room and I walked it into my living room

(01:07:13):
and she was watching, like horn.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Did she fire up the fifty inch and like, you know,
share it to the street.

Speaker 17 (01:07:24):
Like and uh yeah, like we had just soaked up
like an hour before that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
It was just like, hey, hey, maybe this lady is instable.
Maybe she you know, maybe she was ready for another round.
Uh well, you know what, I forgot to mention that BB.
You see, I I don't know what. I always have
this laps in my memory. I forget to mention that part.
The BB's here, Max, you guys know each other BB.

(01:07:53):
So what was going on on the couch after afterwards?
And why was it so loud?

Speaker 21 (01:07:57):
By the way, Yeah, I didn't know that he caught me,
that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
Okay, well he did so why an hour after you
hook up with the guy, are you in the other
room watching you know those kind of videos? Well why
do you think so? You didn't? You did so? Pauline
is right, so you didn't. It wasn't satisfying. It wasn't
satisfactory the experience.

Speaker 21 (01:08:23):
I wouldn't even I wouldn't say that though I had
a great experience, like it was a really fun time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Didn't you didn't? You didn't get to the high the
highest hight.

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
I did not.

Speaker 21 (01:08:41):
Finish so and I did not expect him to walk
in and catch me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
You know that was never my intention. I guess in
the future, maybe I would leave. Yeah, I you know,
I I I might conceal what I'm doing a little
better if I didn't want any chance that the guy
I liked or girl I liked or whatever would find out.

(01:09:07):
I mean, because I get it. You know, it's you
don't always get to that point. But Max, man, you're
awfully quiet on this whole thing. I mean, you hear
this is the reason. Why would what say you?

Speaker 17 (01:09:17):
Yeah, I don't know. I I guess I get it.
It's just it was just kind of weird. I definitely
didn't expect it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
You don't seem real surprise.

Speaker 17 (01:09:27):
I thought I thought it was great, like we did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
I'm not saying I don't.

Speaker 21 (01:09:34):
I'm not saying it wasn't a great time. That was
not at all what I'm trying to say here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
I will say this is a difficult concept for most
men to understand. Myself included. We're like operating an appliance,
you know, on off. It's not that tricky. Women typically
are a little it's a little more complicated women. I
think you guys would agree, right, I mean, for the
most part that it can be a little trickier. And
I think just because we're used to most of the time,

(01:10:03):
we get to that point, and I think we just
expect that we can give that to our partners only.
And I think many men are surprised to find out
that you guys can have a great time and enjoy
the experience, but not automatically get to that height. Mm hmm. Yeah,
so I think that's it's a hard thing for guys
who understand. Yeah, yeah, I get that.

Speaker 17 (01:10:22):
I just like washing porn on like my couch packs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:10:26):
I just I was right next to her.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
Yeah, well yeah, I don't know, so like what a gentleman. Yeah,
I would have been more offended that I wasn't invited
to that party, you know. I would have been like, well,
I mean I could help with them. But then again
it didn't. It didn't work the first election. All right.
Well look, Max, I mean so since you say you

(01:10:50):
have an understanding of this whole concept, so why are
you ignoring her? Are you embarrassed by it? Are you
I don't know what, what did it hurt your masculinity somehow?
I mean, I don't mean to generalize her, like I
don't mean to suppose but what why wouldn't you call
her again after that?

Speaker 17 (01:11:04):
I don't know, it was just a little weird to me.
It was, uh, it just it was just really off
putting and I don't know, it was just really weird
and it just it threw me off. And I'm sorry.
I'm not good at, you know, just not talking to people,
so I tend to just not talk to people. I'm
not good at confrontation or like dealing with that stuff,

(01:11:24):
so I tend to just not respond.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
And I know it's clearly not good and here we are,
but well, that's that's nice, you know. There you go, bb,
So that was the issue. I don't know that every
guy would handle it that way, but you know, he's
admitting that he's not really good. I think I think
many of us are not good at that. At that
phone call later where it's like, hey, by the way,
I don't like you, not that that's how you say it,

(01:11:47):
but you know, it sounds like that's the issue here,
So Boebe, I'm sorry, I don't think it's going to
work out well. Fair enough, man, He doesn't seem too
surprised about all this. I don't know, it just maybe
it's just not a it's not a match. But guys,
thank you so much for your time. Best elect to
both of you. Thank you. Kiki, we have a do
we have a thief at our mention?

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
We do, okay, because we've had an issue in the
studio and we need to get to the bottom of this.
And maybe we shouldn't be talking about security measures on
the air, you know, so that the thieves or if
they're multiple thieves, or the thief, you know, whoever, the whoever,
the criminal is, the miscreant, whoever's responsible for this, I
don't want them to know how we're going to find it.
But headphones are going missing left and right in this studio.

(01:12:29):
The only ones that aren't going missing are mine, which
go inside my ear, which nobody wants, which is great.
So maybe you should do what you used to do,
like as a kid when you didn't want your sibling
to eat the thing. It is just lick it, you
know what I mean? Lick it and then it's like, well,
nobody wants it anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
I tried that, I put my name on it, I
put a little label on them. Yeah, this was And
I feel for Kaitlin. It's happened to her a couple
of times. Now it happens to Jason.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
And took mine. Yeah, well that's from the Records Club.
And I confronted him. If you remember, there's a video
of it. He likes me. I confronted charlem Mane. I said,
I know that you're a thief. I know you stole him,
and you know the guy doesn't make a lot of money,
so I just told him he could because you do, Jason.
So I told him, you know the guy who's had
network television shows and you know, the Breakfast Club syndicated show,

(01:13:18):
and it's written a couple of books. But he needed
to steal your headphones. But I stood up for you.
Thank you. I stood up for you, and he did
not to him, So you yeah, Charlemagne is not not
a tall man. You know, he's a very talented man.
Though I'd be scared too. You can stand on his money, right, Yeah,
I don't have that problem. So what are we going

(01:13:39):
to do? How are we what are we going to do?

Speaker 15 (01:13:41):
Sure?

Speaker 10 (01:13:41):
I'm emailing right now because I'm over it, and we
need to get this padlock working.

Speaker 1 (01:13:45):
Can we reverse the padlock that's on the studio door,
because right now taken lock it from the outside, right,
is there any way we could lock it? We could
lock it from the out, We're not in it.

Speaker 10 (01:13:56):
Our boss says like, well, maybe you shouldn't leave stuff
in there, like I should be able to leave something
I need to perform at my job in the place
where I work.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yeah, is that crazy? Yeah, that's a little bit like crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:10):
And I've never felt like so vulnerable because when I
walked in here and didn't have my head you know,
I literally wait till thirty seconds before the show starts
to sit down, and so I come in.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Here and you can tell, we can everybody can tell that.
We walk in here about ten seconds before it starts.

Speaker 3 (01:14:23):
And I'm looking around my headphones. I felt so vulnerable,
Like how will I yeap today? Like, you know what,
I can't hear myself.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
It's crazy. You could use your ears.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Well, no, I need the whole uniform, the head stunons
of the week. Everything has to be head piece. Yeah,
the gabbles here is, yes, a whole setup.

Speaker 1 (01:14:41):
Well, you know, when we first moved to this studio
a few years ago, I decided this was going to
be ours and only ours. These were all designed to
be shared. Apparently other people were supposed to be able
to come in here and use it when we weren't.
And I very quickly established that wasn't going to be
happening by documenting every single person who walked in and
and tattling on them. And it worked. It worked for

(01:15:04):
once in my life. I flexed and it worked. It
was amazing. I was like, nope, nobody else. And then
we started putting signs up in here, and you know,
hanging up pictures of our families and whatever, painting Kiki
was painting murals of myself. Right, yeah, right's a mural
of Kiki on the wall in here, obviously, and uh.
And then it was like, what do you guys do
and making yourselves at home? It is our home, yes

(01:15:26):
it is. I remember the sign controversy. Oh yeah, if
you're new to the show, we have a neon sign
in here that says the Fred Show was purchased by
my mother. My mom gave it to me for Christmas
or my birthday or something, and it was like, bring
it in and put it up in your studio. So
I did. My mom had a neon sign made for
my birthday within about oh was it even an hour

(01:15:48):
or was it just a couple of hours. I can't
remember it barely been up. And I get an email this,
it's been brought to our attention that you have a
neon sign. Uh. The other disc jockeys don't have a
neon signed. The other presenters don't have a neon sign.
You're gonna have to take that down because it's not fair. What.
I'm surprised the signs still here. I am too tried
to spread to one's stolen it correct. Yeah, I'm like,

(01:16:11):
I'm a little frustrated right now. I can tell yeah,
it didn't take very long.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
I'm upset for her, Like this is this shouldn't be
this thievery.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Yeah, like this is where we work.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
Well, I know a guy shum in here and you
go wire every corner.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
I'm serious. And then we can put cameras in here.
I've been trying to do that, but I don't think
we can put that there. Are Like I'm looking at
eight cameras. Can't we turn them on or something so
that we know if people are stealing? It's terrible. I
do know a guy, his name is Marvin. He also
sells jingle ball T shirts out of his trunk. To
have the wrong artists on him. That man has a
lot of talents. Yeah. I mean someone's stealing the Fred

(01:16:49):
Show sign and our headphones and have our names on
them and then like using them somewhere else. Is like
that woman from the news the other day who had
the definitely not drugs in this bag bag Like that's
the kind of criminal mastermind we're talking about here. Oh yes,
put air tags on the headphones. Oh, headphones, and then
you can probably put them somewhere where nobody would notice,
or like wrap black tape around it because those are

(01:17:11):
black headphones and then boom. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:17:13):
I don't feel like being like Nancy Drew. Can people
just not steal at work? You know, we've established that
we have people who are going to steal from us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
It's just wild. Like maybe it's the competition. Maybe they're
sneaking in here at night and they're taking our headphones
thinking that'll get them. If we take the headphones away,
then they can't broadcast their little show. Maybe that's what
it is. Maybe somebody doing something. I don't know. Bread's
fun fact. Fred's fund so bad. You know, we're gonna

(01:17:49):
learn so much and we've been doing this little fun
fact thing long enough now that I don't even remember
which ones I have done and which ones I have
not done. So just if you hear what I've done again,
just we pretend like I've done it. I've never done
it before, Like it's rand new information for you. I
got you back.

Speaker 6 (01:18:02):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
And this whole thing where we just to make fun
of someone and then or you know, more than someone
someone's and then it's become like the if I don't
do it for some reason, we have a serious problem. Yes,
so here we go. Did you know did you know
that Minnie Mouse her name is not Mini? What Minnie

(01:18:23):
Mouse's name is not Minnie, It's Minerva. Minerva? Yeah, that control? Yes,
it sounds like Maderna. I got the moderna. Is it covid?
Oh it is? You don't even know what you've got?
If you think, what do you think is stopping pregnancy?

(01:18:44):
Got a vaccine? Covid vaccine? Is? I don't know? You
better be sure. It's Marina. It's Marina, okay. But Minerva
Mini Mouse is a nickname that was given to the
character by Walt Disney. Minnie's actual name is rarely used,
but her name is Minerva, and it will not stop

(01:19:04):
pregnancy for the record more Fred Show Next