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Speaker 1 (00:01):
So you Jason made a discovery over the weekend, your husband,
well you believe, Well, you're right. I'm sorry I jumped
a conclusion after thirteen years and living together for twelve
point nine ninety nine of those thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, okay, your no ring. Are we saying partner?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we could say partner. Your roommate with him, yes, lord,
your roommate and mechanic. You think that growing up he
was a bug boy, like a bug kid. Yeah, he's
obsessed with a cicadas. Oh my god, it's so gross,
(00:41):
like they have chosen my home as one of their
mother ships. I fully like believe, because they're on every tree,
their skins are laying all over the place and piles,
they're on the fence, they're on the house. And over
the weekend he's just starting to pick him up one
throwing them at me because he thinks it's to chase
me around the yard, throwing cicadas at me. But then
(01:02):
he's also like catching them and feeding him to the
fish because the fish like him. But he's like looking
at him and I guess there's one that's like a
blue eyed cicada that's worth like supposedly worth all this money.
So he's like looking for a blue eyes cicada, and
all this cicadas.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He's like picking up he's touching them. Yes, he's nicking
them up. He's got to pick him up by the wings.
And then I'm like, oh, no, you were that kid,
like you were that kid that like played with bugs.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And that's why I'm living.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
With So I want to know eight five five five
three five, if you were the kid that played with bugs,
what became of you? Are you still playing with bugs?
Not that long ago I met a very attractive woman
who well she married, but uh, you know, because you know,
I look right at the finger, the ring finger, she
was a bug person. Like I think she's still into
(01:46):
lady bugs. And she's grown and successful and good looking
and she likes bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I don't know what does that say.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean that, I honestly have to tell you, I
think that might be a disqualifier. Like if I if you,
if I were super into you and you're like, yeah,
I have a cockroach you know, aquarium back at the house.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That in reptiles.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now reptiles just they freak me out because, as you
well know, I do not believe I can reason with
a reptile, and they might be very nice and I'm not.
I don't want to infan anybody who likes them, but me,
I'm scared. Like, if you like spiders, that's a bug,
right right, But he he calls me to kill the spiders,
which is wild. He's afraid, so he's out of here
grabbing cicadas by the wing, trying to hear they got
(02:28):
blue eyes, we can tell.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Them, right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But if there's a spider in the shower, he's like, dreamson,
kill a spider. I think it's just you're born this way.
I think I think there's just certain people you're wired different,
because I don't did.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You like bugs growing up?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, But there's a kid on my block that will
do the same thing that that your boyfriend does, just
picks up cicadas in such showing everybody, yes, he puts
on this little kids like just like walking around like
covered in ciccado and.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Cicada whisper. I'm like, god, oh no, hell no.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
There was a really hot kid in high school, but
like no one really went for him because like the
reputation was that he was still really into bugs.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like I think that might have been.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
What his major was so like good for him, but
in high school really cat.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like, if you dig that, I love that for you,
and hopefully you can find somebody else who digs that. Yeah,
but me, no, Like I was at a very I
was at a pretty nice restaurant over the weekend in
Tennessee and they set us in the patio and there
were so many cicadas everywhere that they were and it
was a nice place, but they were just dead ones
all over the floor because you couldn't not walk to
(03:31):
your table and step on them. Oh like you couldn't.
And they didn't even bother to clean them up because
it's just there. I mean literally, I've never seen so
many bugs in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I know, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Walking in my backyards crunch crunch on the gund so gross.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
There's so many of them.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of Yeah, there's like a real
structure going on with like that. You know, I don't
want to get grosses early and people probably eating, but
I mean there's this there's substantial animals and there's a
lot of them. It's all it feels like, yeah, it
really is one of the seven whatever it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Was yeah first whatever, Yeah, like something's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know. Somebody was trying to explain to me.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's like, no cicada cycles ones every seventeen years, once
every like twelve or something, and they just so happened
to fall at the same time. So you got you
got cicada everywhere. But I've never seen any like it.
And they look like a little flying concer. I guess
cockroach just do fly.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But what is their purpose? Like what about deers?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What is the purpose deers?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
They're just eating trees.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
They're eating the bark.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's why they're protecting all the little tree That's why
all the little trees are wrapped up and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Eating.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Wait, and they're also mating, right, Is it's true?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is that why?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's so?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They made it like whatever, like seventeen years ago.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That so they hear them that they made That's how
long it took for them to hatch with seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like it's this weird combination or this weird like whatevers over.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Ourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I thought Fred could reason with a bear, but not bugs. No,
I've never said bugs. I've never said bugs and snakes
and spiders. I can't reason with them. I don't feel
like I can communicate with them. I don't think they're
speaking the same language.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
My sister was a really weird kid, Like she walked
on all fours regularly.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know, Like she would be a dog.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
She would bark at cars that pulled into our driveway
until eighteen, literally.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Like until like yesterday. She would kill me. I'm not
really allowed to tell that story.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, and she's so like beautiful now, but yeah, she
would do like horse jumps and she would hiss at
my friends like a cat like she was really I
think she only identified with animals.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
She was really odd, I'm not kidding. And she would
kill me, so no one tell her she would No
one put this video right right, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No one put this on social media, this video about
Caitlin's extremely attractive younger sister who apparently I think she's
a horse car barks cars. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
The only reason she was a good swimmer is because
they told her pretend you're a dolphin and then she
could do butterfly like she will.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
When you get into the neighborhood, do you roll the
window down so she could stick her head out?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
She still goes back.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She would kill me. She's like, we don't talk about
that anymore, but she.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Was odd, we don't. Let's keep talking about it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, no one's gonna tell her.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We're all a little weird. She's gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I haven't told her boyfriend, but I'm like resisting her
so hard.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Her bark, she'll right ba. She's like me speaking, She'll
know what you mean. That's her, it's her mating call,
it's the Bread Show.
So you Jason made a discovery over the weekend, your husband,
well you believe, Well, you're right. I'm sorry I jumped
a conclusion after thirteen years and living together for twelve
point nine ninety nine of those thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, okay, your no ring. Are we saying partner?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, we could say partner. Your roommate with him, yes, lord,
your roommate and mechanic. You think that growing up he
was a bug boy, like a bug kid. Yeah, he's
obsessed with a cicadas. Oh my god, it's so gross,
(00:41):
like they have chosen my home as one of their
mother ships. I fully like believe, because they're on every tree,
their skins are laying all over the place and piles,
they're on the fence, they're on the house. And over
the weekend he's just starting to pick him up one
throwing them at me because he thinks it's to chase
me around the yard, throwing cicadas at me. But then
(01:02):
he's also like catching them and feeding him to the
fish because the fish like him. But he's like looking
at him and I guess there's one that's like a
blue eyed cicada that's worth like supposedly worth all this money.
So he's like looking for a blue eyes cicada, and
all this cicadas.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
He's like picking up he's touching them. Yes, he's nicking
them up. He's got to pick him up by the wings.
And then I'm like, oh, no, you were that kid,
like you were that kid that like played with bugs.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
And that's why I'm living.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
With So I want to know eight five five five
three five, if you were the kid that played with bugs,
what became of you? Are you still playing with bugs?
Not that long ago I met a very attractive woman
who well she married, but uh, you know, because you know,
I look right at the finger, the ring finger, she
was a bug person. Like I think she's still into
(01:46):
lady bugs. And she's grown and successful and good looking
and she likes bugs.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
And I don't know what does that say.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
I mean that, I honestly have to tell you, I
think that might be a disqualifier. Like if I if you,
if I were super into you and you're like, yeah,
I have a cockroach you know, aquarium back at the house.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
That in reptiles.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Now reptiles just they freak me out because, as you
well know, I do not believe I can reason with
a reptile, and they might be very nice and I'm not.
I don't want to infan anybody who likes them, but me,
I'm scared. Like, if you like spiders, that's a bug,
right right, But he he calls me to kill the spiders,
which is wild. He's afraid, so he's out of here
grabbing cicadas by the wing, trying to hear they got
(02:28):
blue eyes, we can tell.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Them, right.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
But if there's a spider in the shower, he's like, dreamson,
kill a spider. I think it's just you're born this way.
I think I think there's just certain people you're wired different,
because I don't did.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You like bugs growing up?
Speaker 4 (02:43):
No, But there's a kid on my block that will
do the same thing that that your boyfriend does, just
picks up cicadas in such showing everybody, yes, he puts
on this little kids like just like walking around like
covered in ciccado and.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Cicada whisper. I'm like, god, oh no, hell no.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
There was a really hot kid in high school, but
like no one really went for him because like the
reputation was that he was still really into bugs.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Like I think that might have been.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
What his major was so like good for him, but
in high school really cat.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Like, if you dig that, I love that for you,
and hopefully you can find somebody else who digs that. Yeah,
but me, no, Like I was at a very I
was at a pretty nice restaurant over the weekend in
Tennessee and they set us in the patio and there
were so many cicadas everywhere that they were and it
was a nice place, but they were just dead ones
all over the floor because you couldn't not walk to
(03:31):
your table and step on them. Oh like you couldn't.
And they didn't even bother to clean them up because
it's just there. I mean literally, I've never seen so
many bugs in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I know, I'm like.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Walking in my backyards crunch crunch on the gund so gross.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
There's so many of them.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, there's a lot of Yeah, there's like a real
structure going on with like that. You know, I don't
want to get grosses early and people probably eating, but
I mean there's this there's substantial animals and there's a
lot of them. It's all it feels like, yeah, it
really is one of the seven whatever it.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Was yeah first whatever, Yeah, like something's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
You know. Somebody was trying to explain to me.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
It's like, no cicada cycles ones every seventeen years, once
every like twelve or something, and they just so happened
to fall at the same time. So you got you
got cicada everywhere. But I've never seen any like it.
And they look like a little flying concer. I guess
cockroach just do fly.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
But what is their purpose? Like what about deers?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What is the purpose deers?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
They're just eating trees.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
They're eating the bark.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
That's why they're protecting all the little tree That's why
all the little trees are wrapped up and stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Eating.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Wait, and they're also mating, right, Is it's true?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Is that why?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
It's so?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
They made it like whatever, like seventeen years ago.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
That so they hear them that they made That's how
long it took for them to hatch with seventeen years.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Like it's this weird combination or this weird like whatevers over.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Ourselves.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I thought Fred could reason with a bear, but not bugs. No,
I've never said bugs. I've never said bugs and snakes
and spiders. I can't reason with them. I don't feel
like I can communicate with them. I don't think they're
speaking the same language.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
My sister was a really weird kid, Like she walked
on all fours regularly.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I don't know, Like she would be a dog.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
She would bark at cars that pulled into our driveway
until eighteen, literally.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Like until like yesterday. She would kill me. I'm not
really allowed to tell that story.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Yeah, and she's so like beautiful now, but yeah, she
would do like horse jumps and she would hiss at
my friends like a cat like she was really I
think she only identified with animals.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
She was really odd, I'm not kidding. And she would
kill me, so no one tell her she would No
one put this video right right, I'm serious.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
No one put this on social media, this video about
Caitlin's extremely attractive younger sister who apparently I think she's
a horse car barks cars. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
The only reason she was a good swimmer is because
they told her pretend you're a dolphin and then she
could do butterfly like she will.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
When you get into the neighborhood, do you roll the
window down so she could stick her head out?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
She still goes back.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
She would kill me. She's like, we don't talk about
that anymore, but she.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Was odd, we don't. Let's keep talking about it.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
No, no one's gonna tell her.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
We're all a little weird. She's gonna.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
I haven't told her boyfriend, but I'm like resisting her
so hard.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Her bark, she'll right ba. She's like me speaking, She'll
know what you mean. That's her, it's her mating call,
it's the Bread Show.
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