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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Typed on the sheet this morning and I read the
first line. It was this may sound dumb, but and
I go, uh oh, but I didn't know this either.
I didn't realize this.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Seeither.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Caitlin like, I must be dumb too, then, because I
did not know this, this sting.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Don't call my friend's dumb. But you guys are not dumb.
She wrote that about herself. No, nobody was like, I
must be dumb. I'm like, you're not dumb.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Well look you don't look at me, look at her,
because she wrote it and says, this may sound dumb,
but that's my job. Okay, I'm Captain Positivity twenty five.
None of you were dumb, but honestly, we must both
be dumb because I didn't know this.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Yeah. So I hung out with my friend Tatiana on Saturday.
She has a very fresh baby, and I just was like,
can I come over? Can I get you out of
the house? What are we looking to do? She's like,
I guess we could go on a walk, and I'm like, okay,
I know. I had my dog with me, Willy, and
so I was like, I know there's a bar that
allows dogs, so we could always stop there if you
want to drink. If not, no big deal. And it
was like two men in a baby, like truly, neither
(00:54):
of us knew what the help we were doing. We're like,
does she how bundled up? Does she need to be?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Can I change her? At the park?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Like we was?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
It was a very funny sight. And I was like yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
She's like, okay, so is it weird to bring your
baby to a bar? And I'm like, absolutely not. I
see babies and bars all the time, you know, no judgment.
Moms need to drink too, And she's like, okay, I guess.
So I bring her to the bar and Willie, my dog,
gets in. I get in and then Tatana's behind me
with the stroller, and the guy at the front goes,
is that a baby? Which I wanted to be a
(01:24):
smart ass, like what else would we have in the stroller?
And I was like yeah, and he goes, I'm sorry,
no baby's allowed, And I thought.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That must be.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That has got to be a restaurant policy.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
That's not about bars.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
They don't serve some food there at this point, but.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I mean that has to be there. I'm saying that
has be their policy, okay, because I don't think that's
a law, Like why can't I bring my baby into
a bar? Right?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
And I understand, Oh, like maybe if she was crying
like she was asleep, she's a fresh baby, she's a blob.
I mean, we're not going to get her served. I
don't think there's a fake that would work for her
at this point. And if I can bring my dog,
like it's crazy in there, I can't bring my blob.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
It's just laying that is really crazy. Yeah, why are
they saying stuff like that?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Because I got denied at a restaurant, not not for
the baby, but like the stroller, Like they said, don't
bring her stroller in?
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, proablycuse that takes up too much space.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But then I was like, well, she can't sit on
my lap yet, so where is she leave her the
car strapper to you?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Baby?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
In general, laws may either forbid minors and being president,
or limit their hours in bars, or require them to
be a company by an adult. For example, New York
children can sit at a bar as long as they're
a company by an adult. However, some states may have
specific regulations that vary. But I think that's more about
like like mine, it's right, like I mean, I realized
that baby is a minor, but you're right, you're not
(02:40):
gonna put You're not going to order a vodka soda
and stick in the kid's bottle.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, And we weren't going to just drop her off.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I know it said that you need to be accompanied
by an adult, Like we weren't just gonna leave her there.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I want to go in the bars.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You wouldn't let you know, right, yeah, no, no, you
leave the kid like at the frozen yogurt shop and
you were at the bar, like, yeah, wouldn't leave the
kid at the bar.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
So we were just both very in and like felt
like unfit, like mothers and aunties because I was like,
oh my god, I dragged you to this bar, and
like it's kind of.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Embarrassing that the policy of the bar that like they
don't want crying kids in the bar.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
That's gotta be because.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't know what the law. The law wouldn't do
any good, Like because I can take I can take
Polly use for to a restaurant that serves alcohol, So
what would prevent me from, you know, just sliding the
margarito over like nothing?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And then I want to Yeah, I was like Okay,
maybe is it because they don't serve food, Like maybe
at restaurants it's more accepted because you could eat.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But I mean, like, she's not a toddler running around,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
She wasn't making any noise, so it wasn't interfering with anything.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess they figured there would be
no reason for kids to be in there, because if
there's no food and they can't drink, then there would
be no reason. So then let's just not do it,
and that way adults don't have to worry about it,
like kids running around while they're you know, doing whatever.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yeah, I would get no toddlers.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
I just thought the baby was wild.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I thought you're right, it's a dog.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Someone said I would think it would be more of
a risky issue with the dog than the kid.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
The dogs in there run around like crazy with each other.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
So it's like people, you know, people who don't like
kids like dogs. So I feel like, yeah, yeah, but
then you got people who are afraid of dogs. So
I guess from like a like a customer service stand.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Bore, which is worse. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I wanted to get drunk with our baby. All right,
she's had a time recently, no curl.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Someone said, by the same logic, wouldn't they try to
tell pregnant women they can't go in either? Well, I mean,
I guess because you're not gonna buy anything. Well you
shouldn't be.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, pregnant women are drinking. Now that's a whole other
topic and.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Doing other stuff. Yeah, yeah, okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
The last like five pregnant women I've been with have
ordered a drink and I'm like, hey, it's not my baby.
Oh yeah, so yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
I guess that's a whole other topic. But yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I recommend you know, in my medical my non medical
I'm not currently licensed, but i'd say maybe maybe not,
Yeah maybe maybe we don't for nine months, but hey,
what do I know?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
They tell you in or try you can.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But it's up to the mother obviously, Yeah, your doctor
or the show.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Right, Just kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
If you get any medical advice from here, then I'm
sorry for you.