November 6, 2025 • 6 mins
In honor of our nomination of best award show nomination, we asked ChatGPT to write an acceptance speech!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the press show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Zame is taking over Las Vegas this January for his
seven night Presidents Eve Dobey Live at Park MGM, and
we've got a trip for two to the January twenty
fifth show to night Hotel State at Park MGM January
twenty fourth through the twenty sixth and round trip airfare.
Text tattoo to three seven three three seven now for
a chance to win. A confirmation text will be said.
(00:22):
Standard message of data rates may apply all thanks to
Live Nation. Is Shelley You and the Shelley Lair think
you're there because she has run wing I sometimes I don't
know if she's there. I want to include you in this.
We're sort of on time, but I'm going to manage
to screw that up. No, we won't be here in
a second. But Jason's over here furiously preparing for his
role this evening as the director of production for a
(00:45):
radio awards show. We've been nominated for Best Morning Show.
It's very exciting and Jason's actually like the four director
for this stack. But none of us were invited to
go to the thing, and that we were nominated for
him how well, So that what that means though, is
that and we're not going to win because the other
(01:05):
people in the category are are are legends. We're not
going to win, I think, And I also think we
would have probably been like encouraged to go if we
were going to win. Then again, we won way back
in the day another time, and we were not asked
to go. So it's I guess it's there is a chance.
So because of that, Jason, well, well that's where I'm
headed here.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Did you did you?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because I because I did too, because I went ahead
and asked chat Ept to prepare a speech and I'd
like you just to. I'd like you to and we
will tell you. I'm a little amazed at the well
how corny it is, but also how specific it was
in some cases, Well let's see if it's maybe the
same speech. But here and now, ladies and gentlemen, the
winner of best Morning Show is the Fred Show, and
(01:50):
we're manifesting the Fresh Show.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And here too accept on behalf.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of the Frend Show who couldn't make it tonight because
we didn't invite them is Jason Brown, who also is
wearing a Donna headset and directing and directing the lighting crew.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Let me take this off real quick.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, so here we are. Jason, Oh my god, you're
so emotional. Are are you going to be able to
read this speech?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
My whole life?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Sopt wrote this was zero direction. All I wrote in
was I need an acceptance speech for a win at
the twenty twenty five Radio Little Awards.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Whatever it is, Go right, Jason, Oh my gosh, yeah, Jason,
thank you, my god. I can't believe we will.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of course I'll be at home watching online because I
wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Help please go ahead?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
All right, good evening everyone? Wow? Period, Yeah on behalf
of parenth. This is the front show.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Thank you to the IBA and to our peers in
this room. None of the all are my peers. Winning
Best Morning Show in twenty twenty five means the world
because it comes from people who know exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
How hard this job is.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Wow, how many alarms, how many rewrites that would require
to begin with, and how much coffee it takes to
make something feel effortless before most of the city is
even awake.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
For us? Effortless?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, first, of course we won this award. We don't
have to try.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean with writing like this, first, to our listeners,
are early birds, carpool captains start crying my third shift heroes,
and everyone's streaming from a cubicle pretending to work.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We share this with.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You, Alex Glass Trophy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Breaks mind you, I'm in a room of radio people
is actually seeing this. We trust you, trust us with
your mornings, your commutes, your stories, and sometimes you're messes.
You let us laugh with you, cry with you, and
(04:09):
on the best days, help you feel a little less alone.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that's the real award is a real award. By
the way, we didn't win. I just we're just practicing. Okay, yeah, no,
I'm a little bit choked up right now. This is
what you guys come in. So to my teammates, parentheses,
co host names are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who any of you told me?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We have a Shelby Shelley that works here.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
This is all.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
We'll look at our team, our producers, writers.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Our bookers?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
These people? Do we have them? And no one ever
told us? Right, I mean all of us? Are these people?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Bookers, editors and the folks who can find a clean
beep faster than I can find a sentence. You make
sound like choreography, and you are the heartbeat of this show.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Wow, you know I'm playing.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yes, this is how I would like it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, the shoutouts shout out? How do they know who
to shout out?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It knows to are I'm gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
To our leaders at iHeartMedia and Premiere Networks, Bob Rich,
Julie Tom, Bernie Brad thea your belief gives us the
runway to take chances than Wow, James, Adam Chris, thank
you for backing our ideas daily and for protecting the
(05:41):
weird ones that somehow turn into our best moment.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thanks to all of you. That's a little concerning who
all those people are. People. Congratulations happy we didn't win.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We did.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We didn't win.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't think we're going to, but I just I
want you to be prepared in case we do. No,
they totally would have been like, hey, guys, you should
probably it's in the same city, you should probably come.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's like when they're like, hey, Taylor Swift, if you'll
come to the v m as will make you like
the you know, epic most vanguard vanguardist have ever vanguarded,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But no, we didn't win anyway, But if we do,
I need my phone back, got a good feeling. No,
I want my phone back before you go through my camera.
This is the press show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Zame is taking over Las Vegas this January for his
seven night Presidents Eve Dobey Live at Park MGM, and
we've got a trip for two to the January twenty
fifth show to night Hotel State at Park MGM January
twenty fourth through the twenty sixth and round trip airfare.
Text tattoo to three seven three three seven now for
a chance to win. A confirmation text will be said.
(00:22):
Standard message of data rates may apply all thanks to
Live Nation. Is Shelley You and the Shelley Lair think
you're there because she has run wing I sometimes I don't
know if she's there. I want to include you in this.
We're sort of on time, but I'm going to manage
to screw that up. No, we won't be here in
a second. But Jason's over here furiously preparing for his
role this evening as the director of production for a
(00:45):
radio awards show. We've been nominated for Best Morning Show.
It's very exciting and Jason's actually like the four director
for this stack. But none of us were invited to
go to the thing, and that we were nominated for
him how well, So that what that means though, is
that and we're not going to win because the other
(01:05):
people in the category are are are legends. We're not
going to win, I think, And I also think we
would have probably been like encouraged to go if we
were going to win. Then again, we won way back
in the day another time, and we were not asked
to go. So it's I guess it's there is a chance.
So because of that, Jason, well, well that's where I'm
headed here.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Did you did you?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Because I because I did too, because I went ahead
and asked chat Ept to prepare a speech and I'd
like you just to. I'd like you to and we
will tell you. I'm a little amazed at the well
how corny it is, but also how specific it was
in some cases, Well let's see if it's maybe the
same speech. But here and now, ladies and gentlemen, the
winner of best Morning Show is the Fred Show, and
(01:50):
we're manifesting the Fresh Show.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
And here too accept on behalf.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of the Frend Show who couldn't make it tonight because
we didn't invite them is Jason Brown, who also is
wearing a Donna headset and directing and directing the lighting crew.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Let me take this off real quick.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yes, so here we are. Jason, Oh my god, you're
so emotional. Are are you going to be able to
read this speech?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
My whole life?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Sopt wrote this was zero direction. All I wrote in
was I need an acceptance speech for a win at
the twenty twenty five Radio Little Awards.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Whatever it is, Go right, Jason, Oh my gosh, yeah, Jason,
thank you, my god. I can't believe we will.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Of course I'll be at home watching online because I
wasn't invited.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Help please go ahead?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
All right, good evening everyone? Wow? Period, Yeah on behalf
of parenth. This is the front show.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Thank you to the IBA and to our peers in
this room. None of the all are my peers. Winning
Best Morning Show in twenty twenty five means the world
because it comes from people who know exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
How hard this job is.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Wow, how many alarms, how many rewrites that would require
to begin with, and how much coffee it takes to
make something feel effortless before most of the city is
even awake.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
For us? Effortless?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, my gosh.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, first, of course we won this award. We don't
have to try.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
I mean with writing like this, first, to our listeners,
are early birds, carpool captains start crying my third shift heroes,
and everyone's streaming from a cubicle pretending to work.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We share this with.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You, Alex Glass Trophy.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Breaks mind you, I'm in a room of radio people
is actually seeing this. We trust you, trust us with
your mornings, your commutes, your stories, and sometimes you're messes.
You let us laugh with you, cry with you, and
(04:09):
on the best days, help you feel a little less alone.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
And that's the real award is a real award. By
the way, we didn't win. I just we're just practicing. Okay, yeah, no,
I'm a little bit choked up right now. This is
what you guys come in. So to my teammates, parentheses,
co host names are.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Who any of you told me?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We have a Shelby Shelley that works here.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
This is all.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
We'll look at our team, our producers, writers.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Where are they?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Our bookers?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
These people? Do we have them? And no one ever
told us? Right, I mean all of us? Are these people?
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Bookers, editors and the folks who can find a clean
beep faster than I can find a sentence. You make
sound like choreography, and you are the heartbeat of this show.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Wow, you know I'm playing.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yes, this is how I would like it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, the shoutouts shout out? How do they know who
to shout out?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
It knows to are I'm gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
To our leaders at iHeartMedia and Premiere Networks, Bob Rich,
Julie Tom, Bernie Brad thea your belief gives us the
runway to take chances than Wow, James, Adam Chris, thank
you for backing our ideas daily and for protecting the
(05:41):
weird ones that somehow turn into our best moment.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Thanks to all of you. That's a little concerning who
all those people are. People. Congratulations happy we didn't win.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We did.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
We didn't win.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't think we're going to, but I just I
want you to be prepared in case we do. No,
they totally would have been like, hey, guys, you should
probably it's in the same city, you should probably come.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
You know.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
It's like when they're like, hey, Taylor Swift, if you'll
come to the v m as will make you like
the you know, epic most vanguard vanguardist have ever vanguarded,
you know.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
But no, we didn't win anyway, But if we do,
I need my phone back, got a good feeling. No,
I want my phone back before you go through my camera.
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