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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Day, the Academy Awards for Sunday the Oscars, of course,
and Conan O'Brien is the host. And I guess he
was chosen according to the CNN or the CEO rather
of the Academy Awards. This person told CNN that he
was partly selected because his comedy does not typically delve
into politics, so supposedly if you watch on Sunday, they
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won't be that many political.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Jokes, which would be nice, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yes, see, we need a break. So I feel like
most of the Hollywood types that that's what they want
to do. They want to go up there and talk
about politics, which is fine. But right, let's talk about
something else, shall we?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Shall we?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Travis Kelcey will be playing in the twenty twenty five season.
He told Pat McAfee, who apparently is the leading sports
reporter in the world. Now everyone goes on Pat McAfee show.
I know, I'm sorry to tell you this, Jason, but
you know who needs Sports center, We just go to
Pat McAfee. Now we call him up, But I guess
he Pat texted Travis Kelsey and he said, I'm coming
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back for sure, going to try and get in the
best shape I've been this off season and get back
to the mountaintop. Got a real bad taste in my
mouth with how I played in that last game and
how I got the guys ready for battle. I can't
go out like that. So he's playing, which means another
year of Taylor Swift at NFL games. The NFL probably
should write her a check on the side, or him
a check on the side. I kind of wonder if
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anyone didn't call him and go, are you sure you
don't got one more in you?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Roger Goodell himself.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Was Roger Goodell's like, I'm sorry about the officiating.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
The Eagles played way better than we thought and we
weren't able to manipulate that one. But I promise you
come back next year will get you last one. Yeah,
no problem for whatever. She's brought to a billion dollars
in like advertising value the Taylor.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Swift has brought to the NFL in the economy.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
The Gene Hackman story is wild, a ninety five year
old actor who passed away. He had apparently been dead
in the Santa Fe home with his wife for some time,
and the bodies were found. I don't know what this means.
Partially mummified. Yeah, I thought you had to be I
don't understand that entirely. I need someone to explain it.
I thought you had to be like wrapped up to
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be mummified. So did he who did did someone do
that or did he do that or I don't know,
but there was body decomposition and mummification in both hands
and feet.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
So the process of embalming or preserving a body after
a person has died. So are they insinuating that someone
tried to preserve.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Them Embalming would be like what the what the at
the funeral? But you mummification.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I looked up the definition of mummification. This is the definition.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Because when I think of a mummy, I think if
they wrapped the body to preserve it, like they used
to do it in ancient times. And so what I
don't know is why how would he have been mummified
if someone else didn't?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
You know what I mean? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I think that was their way of preserving bodies back then.
And I think they're insinuating that another person tried to
preserve their bodies in some way shape or well.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
That's what I'm saying is like, who was someone else
involved in this? Like how would that? That's exactly what
I mean, Like, how would this have happened?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
A golfer, Billy Horschel, he chased an invading alligator back
into the water in a wild scene at the Cognizant Classic.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
This is in West Palm.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
By the way, he poked the animal with his sixty
degree wedge to make the alligator retreat. I guess his
alligator was making its way towards the crowd and hero
golfer guy starts poking at it and it goes the
other way. But people don't realize that in the lakes
in Florida, even at the golf course lakes, alligators live
there and they're hanging out.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
And there are tons of videos.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
On TikTok and on YouTube of golfers who have gone
to like you know, hit their ball and there's an
alligator like sitting next to it or that you know,
put it in his mouth or whatever. I'm like, I
don't need to be a hero. We can just go
to the next hole. Like it's fine, you know, I
just I got par on that one. Let's just move
right along.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
You know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I don't need to go over and save my ball
from an alligator. It's fine. You want you want, mister alligator,
you want the ball, you can have him. It's all good.
Have you heard this story about Mary Kate Cornett. This
is like everywhere on the internet. A college student whose
rumored to be hooking up with her boyfriend's dad has
labeled trolls sick and demented. This isn't a news story,
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but it is trending today so and it has been
all week. But this woman is a student at the
University of Mississippi, and she had to release a statement
criticizing the deliberate and coordinated cyber attack spreading categorically false
and defamatory information. As a college student, that's quite the
impressive statement. I wonder if she wrote that herself. The
Houston teenager also attacked Antonio Brown and Pat McAfee yet
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again from college game day, for pushing what she described
as utter and complete lies. So the allegations claim that
this college kid, Mary Kate, cheated on her boyfriend with
her boyfriend's father, who is a prominent Texas based private banker.
A screenshot of an alleged snapchat message laying out what
happened was shared by somebody on x The post claim
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that Mary Kate and the dude had gone out for
dinner and drinks the father after a basketball game, and
then ended up having an affair. The message also alleged
this wasn't the first time that Mary Kate had cheated
on her boyfriend, but they'd stayed together. The boyfriend has
also issued a statement, I can't believe we're talking about
this like at a nationwide level. The unbelievable rumors about
my family and Mary Kate's are unacceptable and need to
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be addressed. The accusations are unequivocally false, so it's all unproven.
But supposedly this is what this is what happened college
kid Dayton. The guy hooks up with guy's dad. I
don't know if I could forgive anybody. There's no way
I'm not staying with my girlfriend. She looks up with
my dad. I'm not staying with my dad. If she
ooked up, I'm not staying with him either.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
No, you know that.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Is I mean, dude, how hot was he?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Look him up?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Though?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Look him up? His name?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
He is Again, I'm not saying this is true. Eric
s o l I s Solis Sol Texas based private
banker that gives rich. Though Texas based private banker gives rich,
he's not bad. I had a look, where's this is
the day? But yeah, that's that is messed up.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, no, it's not good.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
As everyone very very compelling radio, we all stare at
this man to see if we do him.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yeah, I'm trying to find this.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah you pass. I'm going to risk it all for that.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, would you dwell? Is it smash or pass? Which
one's it going to be?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think it might be a pass, and which is
shocking to me because I love a daddy. But no, yeah,
it's a pass.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I mean there is there is a movement among the
twenty somethings to hook up with it. Like I've heard
of a number of the Bachelor Golden Bachelor contestants hooking
up with like twenty somethings around here. I know of
at least one example of guys who were on the
Golden Bachelors, which makes them fifty plus I guess hooking
up with like the twenty somethings. Yeah, so I think
there's a thing going on. I think the daddy thing
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I got going with the gray hair may work out
for me.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
It's just come to light.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
It just has now what has come to light. The
gray just comes to a lot of tell me, old,
tell you, I don't see the light.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
My mom's best friend growing up, like when I was born, right,
I lived with my mom obviously and her friend.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
That was nice of her. She lived there.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You can come up with us, thanks mom. So her
best friend.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
I don't want to call her name, but you know
I love her. But you want to talk about city
girls up in the nineties, like she was in a
full relationship, but she.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
She was that girl, but she was with a much
younger man.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
She was with the sixty year old.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Oh the way around they had her starting businesses. I
mean she always had like you know, Gucci, Louie, anything
she wanted, she had it with a whole ass baby
on her head.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
But she's been ahead of her time. R Kan has
been doing this from forever, you know, has been doing
this since. Girl, she's been dating much older men for
a long time.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
I always remind him, you know, I was in diapers
when you were out here dating.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
But you know, because they're that much older. Yeah, see
what's the biggest age gap you can think of?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Twenty years?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Twenty years And I know, homie who you're dating now
is not but.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
No, he's You're young. It's like, so, I know, thank you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Get the guy at walker or something like, just so
he can simulate, you know, get him, get him some
diapers or something. Come on, conservation officials in California. This
is a real story too. They want residents to eat
a rodent that there are too many of, and they're
actually like issuing a statement about this. It's called a nutrient,
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an invasive swamp dwelling rodent. They look like a cross
between an otter and a golfer, and they taste something
like a rabbit and dark meat from Turkey. They were
brought from. This is a real story. California's not having
it bad enough. Right right now, we got to eat roads.
Oh see now you wouldn't found that picture real fast.
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That's a pass, right, the guy from Texas looking good
all of a sudden, Yeah, choose. They were brought from
South America for their fur decades ago and are now
found in the Delta, where they can consume up to
one fourth of their body weight in vegetation every day,
which damages the marsh environment, which is bad for the environment.
So officials with the US Fish and Wildlife Service have
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used the occasion urge Californians to hunt and eat these
things to help control their numbers. Save as swamp saute
a new Tria. They're about two feet long and weigh
fifteen to twenty pounds, with plenty of meat for some
form of stew. Uh.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
They do look thick, but still I'm not if you want.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You want a new meat, this is not what I'm meant. Oh,
you know I need a new recipe, but not this.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, not that time. No.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Two college students, Natalie and Savannah, they got the ultimate
VIP treatment on the Southwest flight thanks to a booking bunder.
When they went to check in, they were told, you're
the only two people on the flight of one hundred
and seventy five people, and they were. They were the
only two people in the Southwest flight and so they
were treated like it was a private jet. Every announcement
in the video is great. On TikTok. Every safety announcement
started with Natalie and Savannah and then whatever.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
They had to tell them.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It was awesome, but literally the entire plan was empty
except for the two of them.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Take off the leg it's still loves you have only
two people.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Well, more than likely that plane had to be somewhere else,
got it, got it to pick up people to take
them somewhere else, you know, So like I guess they
were like, well, because they believe it or not, they
fly empty airliners all the time just to reposition them,
like if there's some place that need to be somewhere else.
And so, in fact, kind of a funny thing. One
of my friends is a pilot for an airline and
they put them through flat attendant training partial flight attendant
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training as well, because they have to know how to
close the door in case there aren't flat attendants on
board for an empty flight, like for a reposition flight.
Because think about it, they never closed the door. They
just fly to planet. Flight attendants closed the door, so
they didn't teach them how to close the door. You know,
they'd be like and like secure everything inside of there.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
You know, I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Whatever, you're not gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
No plane, I would.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, we don't have enough flight attendants. You you do it.
We don't have enough pilots.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You do it, you do it?
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Hey put me in coach?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Is that what happened the other day at midway?
Speaker 2 (10:52):
You took a wrong turn in your jet and just
cruise run across the runway without asking anybody?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Were you yelling?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Every time I drive with Paulina and she commits a
driving infraction, which.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Is every time as she pulls out.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
In front of a cargoing sixties, she goes sorry, sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And then finally, because every day has to include some
form of food story, which was the rodent and then
also an only fans story. Now we have an only
fans performer who's launching a tour of nursing homes in
order to find elderly veterans to star in her videos.
Her name is Tiffany Wisconsin or Wisconsin Tiff as she's
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known online, and she first joined only Fans during the
COVID pandemic, But it wasn't until she started filming content
with senior citizens that her popularity skyrocketed. After one of
her regular co stars fell through, she made plans to
hit nursing homes across America's Midwest to find a new
batchup geriatric gentlemen to be with Chicago and Milwaukee on
her way going to Virginia, hitting up all the VA
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hospitals to see which old people would like to get
it on.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What a patriot she is.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
You gotta be careful, though, because don't they have hella
like STD's floating around.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I've heard I've heard it those like, uh, you know,
sun City, you know, whatever, village just one or wherever
people move to you when they get.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Older villages Right in Florida, I've heard.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That it gets a little, uh, it can get a
little risque because no one's worried about getting pregnant.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Oh wow, we have photos of her older gentleman behind her.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh my god, this just looks illegal.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
He's gonna have a heart at.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean, I am gonna go watch it later, but
it looks illegal.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
I mean, like great for the guys, but my girl.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
No. But yeah, so I guess they're not worried about
getting pregnant and like nursing homes and stuff, so they're
not as careful. And and then certain things spread around
a little bit. Yeah, when you wouldn't necessarily think that's
going to happen. But yeah, Wisconsin, Tiff doing God's work
out here. It's National Chili Day, National Polar Bear Day,
It's Rare Disease Day USA, Okay, and National Skip the
Straw Day. Straws and other plastics cause harm to marine life,
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so skipping a straw for a day is potentially five
hundred million fewer straws that don't end up in landfills
of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
And as we know, no.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Paper straws, no, no, no, absolutely not anymore, not gonna happen.
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Speaker 1 (13:19):
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