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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
So kids under sixteen will no longer be allowed to
live stream on Instagram without parental consents. So Instagram users,
if you are sixteen or under, you will not be
able to unblur nudity in direct messages that you received
without parental approval. So you gotta be like, hey, mom,
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can I look at this? Hey it's blurring, I look
at this. A meta platform said Tuesday it has widened
its safety measures for teenagers. They launched its teen Account
program for Instagram in September to get parents more options
to supervise their children's online activity amid a growing backlash
against how social media affects the lives of young people.
The latest changes will roll out first to users in
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the US, Britain, Canada, and Australia before going global for
everyone in the following months. Under the changes, teens under
sixteen are block from using Instagram live unless parents give
them permission. They also need permission to turn off the
feature that blurs images containing suspected nudity in d ms.
In another major update, Medicine it's extending the teen account
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safeguards to its Facebook and messenger platforms. Uber has released
its annual Lost and Found Index, which is a list
of items left behind in rideshare cars that includes a
mannequin head with human hair, a live turtle, and a
five gallon bucket of beans. The most commonly left behind
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the items were phones, keys, wallets. New York City the
most forgetful city of all of them. Some of the
most unique items cited by Uber included a mannequin head
with human hair, a chainsaw, a Ghostbusters ghost tarp, fresh
breast milk, a live pet turtle, a urinome, a set
of Shrek ears, fifteen hookahs, a oquet of one hundred
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red roses.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I'm not sure how you'd forget that a urinal. How
do you forget that? O zepic? You forget that? Nobody's
forgetting that? Oh wait, I'll go for that.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Ten live lobsters, a Viking drinking horn, tacks, a dermied rabbit,
and a passenger's divorce papers. The food related items on
the index a five gallon bucket of beans, one hundred
and excuse me, one hundred and seventy five hamburger sliders,
one hundred and eight eggs, twenty four cans of corn
and a bucket of feta cheese all left behind.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Wow. So I'm Jason.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Tell me about your bracket this year for the for
March Madness you filled out of I'm sure you fell
out of bracket.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And who did you pick to win the whole thing?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Roll Tide? Alabama? Yeah, not bad? I think they did.
They did pretty well, didn't they, Alabama? I don't. I
can't remember they did. I can't remember, honestly, like a
seventh seed.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
So filling out a bracket in the NCAA men or
women's tournament is all but impossible to get it exactly
right because you got sixty four teams and there's upsets,
so there's all kinds of crazy stuff that happens. It's
it's unheard of almost to get it. I'm in fact,
it's only happened. I don't know if it's ever happened,
But the odds are somewhere between one in nine point
two quintrillion of getting it exactly right a bracket exactly right.
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ESPN reports that somebody picked sixty two of sixty three
games right for the first time ever in its bracket challenge.
The only mistake came in the tournament's third game, when
a person picked number eight Uta over number nine Indiana.
A second person began their bracket fifty seven to oh
the longest wins streak. Ever, another person came within one
game in the CBS Sports Bracket Challenge on the women's side,
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the only mistake they made was picking number seven Oklahoma
State to beat number ten South Dakota State. Ah, that's
a tricky one, that old Oklahoma State South Dakota State battle.
You know, you just never know how that's gonna go.
But that's wild one. What did I just say something?
Quinn trillion one in nine point two Quinn trillion those
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eur odds. Tom Brady and Tiger wadget putting their money
to great use. They're part of a team bringing Game
of Throne style dire wolves back from extinction after ten
thousand years.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's cool, bro.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
This seems like a story from the Onion. I might
find out it's from the Onion. In so far it's
not from the Onions. So Tom Brady and Tiger Woods
are investors in a company hoping to bring the dire
wolf back from extinction. The wolf is a species that
has been extinct on Earth for over ten thousand years.
Using death genetic engineering in ancient preserved DNA, Colossal Bioscience
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deciphered the dire wolf genome rewrote the genetic code of
the common gray wolf to then match it. Two male
dire wolves, Romulus and Remus, were born in October using
two surrogate domestic hounds. A female dire wolf, Kalisi, was
born in January via another surrogate. So you know, people
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are spending a bunch of money on this, so we
have different kind of wolves. Guys, there are tariffs, okay, like,
there are better things that you can invest your money
in right now.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
We don't need to bring one. Don't know where. There's
probably a tariff.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
On this, So invest your money tariffs or helping people
that are suffering from tariffs.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Everybody, Yeah, everybody would have to help everybody. We're all
suffering from jockey. Use a stimmy. Yeah, I'm a Brady.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I made a mistake of looking at my four one
K yesterday and guess what all those jokes about retiring,
I'll be here for a while.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I talked a lot longer than I thought.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Lebron James will become the first male athlete with an
official Ken doll made in his likeness. The figure was
created as part of Barbie's signature Ken Bassator's collection, which
celebrated influential Ken figures who were creating positive change cool.
A Waimo driverless taxi and they're all over Arizona. I
don't know where else they have these things. They're you know,
autonomous uber is basically it's a card pulls up, there's
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nobody driving it and just you. I guess you order
it like an uber. I've never used one, and it
just takes you where you got to go. Somebody decided
to get cute, though, and try and take it through
a Chick fil A drive through, and they didn't know
what to do with that. This was in Santa Monica, California.
Video shows the autonomous vehicles stalled out in the middle
of the drive through entrance, causing a larger than usual
line for waiting customers. Chick fil A workers were seen
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standing around the vehicle, which had it is hazard lights on,
before it backed up briefly and then stopped again. One
man said he waited line for half an hour before
being told the restaurant was now closed because of this thing.
Waimo did confirm that the vehicle got stuck and its
team recovered it from the site. A spokesperson said the
company is committed to continuously improving our service and making
appropriate updates to prevent this from happening in the future.
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Why are we taking Waymo through the drive room? Man
just pulled them in front. I don't know. I mean
that we're really asking for it now.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
It's very wild to see these cars in action. They're
all over your Arizona. Yeah, her mom said. A guy
got stuck in the back and it just kept going
in circles.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
That did happen.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
He couldn't get out, and they called the number, and
like the people at Weymo were like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Know, and we're still using that, Like I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Just imagine being at the stoplight and you look over
and there's a car and there's a person just sitting
in the.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Backseat and you see all the time there.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Now it's crazy. One will be coming down the street.
I'll be like, what if I walked in front of
this thing. I guess it has censors it would stop.
But I don't know. I don't want to fire out,
you know, I'm not going to try it. I'm not
using any of your shampoo when I go to your house.
I no, I don't have purple here. It's National Unicorn Day,
it's National Library Outreach Day, it's National Former Prisoners of
War Recognition Day. Shn we add that to the Fred
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Show constitution. Don't put anything in your mouth that's foreign.
If you don't know what it is, don't put it
in your mouth fresh and don't Well maybe maybe that
goes with the same along the same lines. If if
you don't know what it is or it's not yours,
don't put it in your mouth. Well hey now, oh no,
hold on, I need an amendment, but hold on, but
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you know what that is.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Oh yeah, I'm familiar. So that was my thing.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
If you don't know what it is and or it's
not yours, got it, Okay, don't put it in your mouth,
got it?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Seems like something that we were telling me. I know
you're teaching your child this, I know, I know we're
going through this with Gigi. If you don't know what
it is, don't put it in your mouth, or just
like nothing, just keep thinking, yeah, thank you. Yeah, it
seems obvious to me. Any Chamber report in vlogs are
audio journals. Neck it's the fresh job.