Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dane is taking over Las Vegas this January for his
seven night Residentsya Adobe Live at Park MGM, and we've
got a trip for two to the January twenty fifth
show to night Hotel State at Park MGM January twenty
fourth through the twenty sixth and round trip airfare. Text
direction to three seven three three seven now for a
chance to win. A confirmation text will be said. Standard
(00:22):
message of data rates may apply. All thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Friends, biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
All right, job Vladimir Guerrero Junior hit a two run
homer off sho hel Azani and the Blue Jays even
the World Series six to two over the Dodgers game before.
How do you feel about this, Jason.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I'm a Dodgers early Why when? Hell? Where did that
come from?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I just have some friends that are from La so
I want to see them win. I mean America right right?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
But Toronto is such a beautiful city. Well yeah, tell
you have your thing with I love Toronto. I love Toronto.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I love sharing that scene sentiment it im there.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Well you got to go before you look it. It's
the bird test.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
You just failed. I'm like, I like Toronto. You're like,
I don't I don't know. I don't know whether or
not I don't like it. You know what, you gotta
try it before you tell me you don't like it.
I think you would like Toronto because it's a lot
like Chicago.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Oh really, okay, I think you would like it anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Game five tonight Dodger Stadium, Game six in Toronto on Friday.
Hurricane Melissa has intensified made landfall in Jamaica as a
category five hurricane, with sustained winds around one hundred and
eighty five miles an hour, tying records for strongest Atlantic landfalls.
Jamaica has already seen major damage, flash flooding, landslides, storm
surge up to nine to thirteen feet on the southern coast,
(01:41):
widespread power outages, and structural destruction. Twenty five thousand tourists
remained stranded and entire towns were underwater. After Jamaica, Melissa
is expected to head toward southeastern Cuba, then the Bahamas
and near Bermuda, possibly also influencing weather along the US
East coast. This is something that people, I guess maybe
(02:01):
haven't thought about. We got the government shutdown and air
trafficking tolers are working with that pay.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
I seem to thank them every.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Day because that's a very important job to and they
eventually get paid. But it's a very important job to
do for zero pay. I know people are calling him
sick causing delays, and I don't necessarily blame them. However,
if you go to a national park, you don't go
to the bathrooms because no one's cleaning them. For thirty
days now, no one's cleaned them. Wow. There are plenty
(02:28):
of repercussions from the government shutdown, and visitors to the
national parks will notice one.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
It's the public restrooms.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Many across the US haven't been cleaned since the government
shutdown began weeks ago, so the facilities are overflowing and
extra stinky. Some parks, like Rock Creek and Washington, d C.
Have set up portup bodies. Sanitation crews from the National
Park Service are among the nine thousand plus of the
agency's fourteen five hundred employees that are furloughed furlough. Of course,
there are food programs and all kinds of other things
(02:56):
that have been affected by this. I didn't know we
needed this but Elmo and co. But he are going
to be part of the Olympics. Did you know we
needed that? They're joining NBC for the Milan Olympics. Sesame
Street is teaming up with NBC for Olympic coverage with
the Cookie Monster, Elmo and Grover Now alist to anything
the Cookie Monster has to say. I relate to the
(03:16):
cookie Monster. You know, lives in a garbage can, is grumpy,
and just eats cookies all the time.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's more. That's Oscar.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Now the Cookie Monster just eats cookies and they go everywhere.
I think I'm a combination of the Cookie Monster and
Oscar the Grouge. Like I think, give me a cookie
and it just goes. You can't just he wastes more
cookie than he eats. It's like cookie, if you would
just take take your time, you'd get more cookie. The
cookie yield would be so much higher. But it just
seems to go everywhere, right exactly. And then you got
(03:45):
to Oscar the Grouge, you know, but like he has
some really poignant perspectives, but he's never really in a
very good mood.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And who would be. He's green and lives in a
garbage can. Into Sesame Street.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
In Yeah, we love Elmo Elmot our boy.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
We love Elmo.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
We love Elmo. Yes, sweet guy, Elmo.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It did a crossover with Miss Rachel, So that's how
that's how we found Elmo.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, they collapsed a couple of years ago. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
So now on her toothbrush, it's Elmo. And then she says,
cookie Cookie, Cookie Monster.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, he's the best. He's the best. Shelley, your kids.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
They are we doing Sesame Street and we moved on
to like MSNBC or something.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
No, we do like Elmo. We're much into K pop,
Demon Hunters. Wow times.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I hope she buys a jingle Ball ticket. Then that'll
be for the special exclusive singalong Lenny. A good seed
still available and a truck. This is a story I
was referencing before. Uh this, forget about the bird test. Okay,
the bird theory whatever, we need to do the escape
monkey theory. Now this is way more telling to me
than anything. But a truck carrying research monkeys crashed on
(04:57):
a Mississippi highway yesterday and multi large, aggressive monkeys escaped
into the wild. Then there was a Facebook post and
an alert that went out to everyone. The Jasper County
Sheriff's Office said the Rieseis monkeys are approximately forty pounds.
They are aggressive to humans, and they require ppe to handle.
They also carry hepatitis, sea, herpes, and COVID, which is
(05:19):
the trifectas that you don't.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Want that do you want any part of that?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
The monkeys are being transported from Tulaye National Biomedical Research
Center in New Orleans, though the Tulane Tulane said that
the primemates were not infectious. Racis monkeys, which are widely
used in research, typically weigh about sixteen pounds. The truck
travert told deputies and monkeys were dangerous and posed a
threat to humans. So yeah, stay away from if you're
(05:44):
in Mississippi, stay away from the wild monkeys that are
running around that have hepatitis, see herpes, and COVID. Also
sounds kind of like a Halloween movie of some kind,
like it's some kind of horror film. It's National Cat
Day to Day and National Frankenstein Dame Today as well.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Shelley's It for Kaitlin