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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Biggest Stories of the Day. By
the way, the texture did mean germophobic Jesus confusing talk
to text while driving at a stop flight. Sorry, I
was like, wait a minute, now, hold on a minute.
I'm a lot of things, but I'm not fat. But
then again, nothing on the text surprises me anymore. But
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then it was it was the last sentence that qualified
it for me. Can you imagine the nastiness? No, I
think I would have a problem at a place like that,
because I just think, I, you know, when you know
what everyone's doing there, how could you possibly keep that clean?
I don't know how could you?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
But you're okay with a hotel room. You can let
go to a hotel room, but not a naked water park.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Well, yeah, because I feel like, for whatever reason, I've
just programmed myself to just let go in the hotel
room because where else are you going to stay? You
know what I mean? Like, I don't have to go
to a a nasty water park like Kiki. I don't
have to do that, but I have to say, in
a hotel and so I just figure, you know, it
is what it is. But yeah, if you don't, don't
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make me think too much about it. I don't want
to think too much about the top stories at the day.
More than fifty five million people across the central and
southern US are at risk of severe weather today as
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the hours ahead, threatening the lower Mississippi River Valley with
strong tornadoes. That'd be bad if you were at Marty
gra and it was too windy. But then again, most
people will, you know, take their shirt off anyway, So
I just wouldn't want to get slapped in a face
with beads or something. Just under eighteen point one million
people turned in or tuned in rather to ABC's telecasts
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of the ninety seventh Academy Awards, a seven percent decreased
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be another chance to strike it rich with mega millions.
Tonight's drawing stands at two hundred and fifteen million dollars
with a cash option just shy of one hundred and
one million bucks. I don't want to be greedy. I
can live on that. I can make it work, you know.
I mean the billion dollars would have been nicer, but
I can figure out the problem is one hundred and
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one We've done all the math on this a million times,
but one hundred and one million winds up being like
forty million after it's all said and done, because they
take so much, you know, in tax and then whatever
else you get tax. I think twice on him. So
but still I think I could make for the rest
of my life when I have left, you know, a
good probably fifteen twenty years. I could make the forty
million work. Oh yes, Oh, you know, I'm only planning.
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I'm only planning to get to like the mid sixties.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, wait, hold on, what, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I'm only planning to get to the mid too late
and maybe middle sixties, maybe seventy at best. And then
if I run out of money, then I guess I
don't know what I'll do, but I'll figure something out.
But yeah, no, I could live on that forty million
bucks invests, you know, invest some of it, you know,
put in the stock one never mind, I don't know
what the hell I'm talking about, you know, put in
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the stock market, flip it, reverse it, you know. I
don't know what I would do, but yeah, I think
I can make that work. Tattoos. How many people with tattoos?
Do we? Kiki has tattoo a tattoo? Who else in
the room has tattooed? Okay, So I'm worried about you guys,
because using data from they said twin pairs, researchers have
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found signs that tattoo inc may increase the risk of
skin and lymphoma cancers. It's because tattoo ink accumulates in
the lymph nodes, which are a crucial part of the
immune system, helping to fight infections and filter harmful substances
from the body. The researchers are really concerned the tattoo
ink may trigger chronic inflammation in the lymph nodes, which
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over time could lead to abnormal cell growth and an
increased risk of cancer. I'm assuming this is are people
who have a lot of tattoos, like the woman that
who saw the guy at the naked place that just
call in a minute ago. That's got you know, he's
run out of places, so now he's got tattoos on
his you know, nether region. But yeah, I would I
would have guessed it would require a lot of ink
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to get caught up in there. But I'm worried about you.
I know that came when you were thinking about extending
the tattoos, like to the neck and face area. I
just I'm worried about you doing that.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I've peed in a frat bathroom, so I have a
great immune system.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
I'm good.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, you know what, forget about what I said about
living a seventy I lived in a frat house.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
You're good, man.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Oh, I'm solid, man. I'll probably live to be two hundred.
Here's some tattoos, man, let's do it. And I respect
people who enjoy tattoos and have them. I just I
think there are certain areas where I wonder, like the
neck area. I mean, that's gotta hurt, like a tattoo
on your throat, like right there. Actually, well, I just
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I would think that'd be extremely painful.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But then you're like, ooh, he can like handle that pain.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It has to be paid for. I have one right
behind my ear and it was the worst. Yeah, it's
just bone there.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
It was terrible. Wow. Oh wow, I see a music
note you.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
I saw it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Dude getting a tattoo one time. My cousin is a
tattoo artist. I guess he's He's one of those people
that I call a cousin, even though we're not related
at all. You have any of those, Oh yeah, my
dad's best friends. I guess it's I guess it's my
dad's cousin's kid. I don't even really know, but so
I guess we're related somehow, way way down the line.
Except I was adopted, so we're pretending. But this dude's
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a tattoo artist. And I went there to Brooklyn where
he was doing tattoos at the time, and a guy
was getting uh he was finishing like a piece on
his back and it took weeks and weeks and weeks.
Every Saturday he would come in, and the dude was
crying like he's a big guy, very strong, like big dude,
and there were tears streaming down his face as they
did parts of his back because I guess it was
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that painful, which makes me wonder, why is that worth it,
right if it hurts that much? But I'm not sure.
Chipotlet fans are very upset because apparently now they are
weighing the meat in front of you before they put
it in your burrito or your bowl. No more of
this like scoop and maybe you know a little extra no, no, no, Now,
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I guess we're weighing it, which I understand why people
don't love that, because it feels like you're being I
guess nickeled and dimed in some ways. But a lot
of places do this. A lot of places weigh the
meat or the protein or whatever it is before they
give it to you. I'm trying to think of another example,
but it's not uncommon. If you go to like a
barbecue restaurant, I think they usually weigh it. If you
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go to a lot of other places, you know, if
you go to Whole Foods and you get stuff off
the salad bar or whatever, they weigh that, and the
more it weighs, the more it costs. So I guess
I don't really know. It feels kind of but at
the same time, I don't think it's uncommon. A lot
of places have preportion stuff that they wait out ahead
of time. So I mean, but they have an actual
scale in this example, and it's on little Chipotle bar
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and they like, put your bull on the thing and
then they pour it in there until it's got the
right number and then they move on.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh that's ridiculous, I mean, but I think a lot
of people do it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Why are you mad?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
I would rather them just preportion it because you not
like it already takes a long time to get through
a Chipotle line because you got you always got somebody
who doesn't know what they want and five different boats
for ten years. Yeah, so can you imagine now every
time I want to scoop of this, now you gotta wait,
they put it on there, like just bringing.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
One piece out to bring it a graham down or whatever.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Like, I don't have time with this.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I would like to know who at this point in
America doesn't know how to order at Chipotle, Like I
feel like, you know, it's the same thing. It's not
knowing what you're order at McDonald's is. I'm like, come on, guys,
like this, we've been if you've been living here for
a year or two years, you've been. You got to
know these things, like this is the kind of stuff.
This is survival. You know. It's like, you gotta know
these You gotta know what you're how to order at Chipotle.
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You gotta know what your order McDonald's is. I mean,
who's going into McDonald's and going, man, I don't know.
You know, you're standing there staring at the menu.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
When you're inside. I feel like people judge off of
how the meat looks currently, right, So if you see
that the steak looks a little bit more fresher than
the chicken, and you're like, okay, you know what, I'll
just have the steak today. Or if the rice is like,
you're not as fresh as the other rice, you want
to switch.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
It the beans.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I'm like, lady, please just come on.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
You know it's a good point. Oh yeah, Like if
they just made the steak or the chicken and they're
pouring it in there right now, or they're replacing the thing,
I might be more likely to get that. That's a
good point. But I still we're not standing there scratching
our you know, chin going. Man, I don't know veggiees
or tofu. Maybe today it's gonna be the carnitas. Man,
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I don't really know. And then you just take it forever.
I don't. That's unacceptable. Yeah, Or when they have like
five things that they're like ordering five different bowls for
five different people, reading out the phonem like there's an
app you pre order it. So you're not doing this.
We live in a society. We live in a society.
And yeah, now it's not the time. The other day,
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I was some place I was at, like a sandwich place,
and the person in front of me, right in front
of me. Now granted the order was already in progress,
so I really couldn't complain, but she was ordering seven sandwiches,
so like it was her job to go get the
sandwiches for the office or whatever. Now again, if if
we had walked in at the same time and that
woman had been like, okay, I have seven sandwich order. No,
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what you do is you say to the guy, hey,
is it just you? And you go yeah, just me?
You go right ahead, because you only have one sandwich,
so you just take a no. So I couldn't really
complain because again we were like mid order, but I
had to stand there while they made seven sandwiches for
this lady and I just needed one, just one little sandwich.
But we live in a society, people, and you need
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to know what you're doing at the Chipotle line before
you get in the Chipotle line. And did we did
the story yesterday? Calein? Did you do the story about
the little boy who called Lane one.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
One for the donuts?
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah? Oh you did that.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, but you can do it again because it's a
new I'm not I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
You know. If you want to hear that one, go
to the iHeart appened And Camelin did an excellent job
apparently with that story. And I don't remember it's National
Sun's Day, it's Fat Tuesday. It's oh, I always mess
this up. Potch potch poki. Yes, I've only been saying this.
It's a it's a uh Polish thing, right, it's a
European thing. I've only been saying this for fourteen years
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and when I learned what it was. But it's like
a like a dumpling filled with kind of anything, right,
sweet savory doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Yeah, like a donut like filled with just jelly or
scream cheese, whatever you want.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
So I will be having a lot of those today.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
But it's spelled p A c z K I yes, so,
so it's punchki.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Polish people love the letter Z like we we just
like they have us in a choke hold with the
letter Z. So every thing when you see that, it'd
be like a sound like A.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
So like the c Z makes like a chi mmmm yep, yep,
I love it, yep, punchk say punchki punchki. Well, then
what is the do so the A technically like kind
of like in Spanish, you know how there's an accent across.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Letters like A. So we have an accent that would
make the.
Speaker 4 (11:07):
A it's like at the very bottom and make it
a little a little upside down?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
What is it like a question mark? Almost? And that
A turns into oh so punch key.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Punch Okay, Wow, that was quite the education. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
I'm a few days behind him. I do a leap
on that. So sorry. Yeah, I've decided to be fluent
and Polish because I think that's going to come in
really handy, Well, it actually kind of would in Chicago,
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