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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Day, right, So shout out to Parker Junior High. I
just got a full box score of what happened to
track meet over the weekend, and it would take you
at seventeen minutes to read all the people. I got
everybody's first name and what place they got. So congratulations
all of the kids, all basically everybody at Parker Junior High,
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but most specifically those people who were on the track
team did a really good job this weekend. And you
know what, that's a heck of a coach, very proud
of his team. Me, on the other hand, I read
I ran about a mile without collapsing and having to
be defibrillated, be resuscitated with a defibrillator, So that's the same.
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That's the same for me as winning a middle school
track meet. Just about I realized I can't run without
another person, because I start running, and then I just
start thinking to myself how stupid it is to be
to be running, like making myself do this, and then
like making making myself breathe hard and like sweat and
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it hurts, you know, doing that like for fun, And
then I just start walking and then I have to
talk myself into it again. I'm like, no, this, come on,
this is fitness. I look like that guy who cuts
down the wood on TikTok. You know, if I run
fast enough, get some tattoos in an axe. Maybe not
all the same time, but you know. And then I
run around, and then I again convince myself this is dumb,
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Like why am I doing this? People are looking at me,
and then I walk again. Oh they are No one cares.
Who is this eight foot tall man like shaking the
ground as he there are waves?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Look at him, I'm creating waves.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
On the lake because of how it's like, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
No one my size is out there running.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well, there's not a lot of people your size to
compare to. I don't know anybody over like six feet
tall or like even five eight. Yeah, I'm like, not
in my life. Are you busy Sunday?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Just curious the wol and tell me what I'm what
is it? What is it? First?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Would you like to run a five I'm basically.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm extremely you're running a five k.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'm gonna walk a lot of it, but yeah, I'm
gonna run with the cause it's the Mecha five k
so like at the end of the Michilala.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Oh yeah, yes, well maybe.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
I'm gonna try my best. You're gonna outrun me though,
because I don't Can I run?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Can I walk? Just right to the Mishalda Michela Tanton.
Just get one of those in a metal and just
call to day.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I think we can mind your business at least at.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Least I like the races where you get something at
the end, like the hot Chocolate one where you get
a whole like boat full of hot chocolate and marshmallows
and everything and a whole thing like I could. You
could probably talk me to that. The only problem is
you have to get up early on on a weekend
to do it, I think.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
And it's colder when they do that race, right.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, but I don't want to be hot, so I
like gold. It's not hot, you know. I mean, I
got Kiki in a golf cart next to me with
a fan, but it doesn't it doesn't work.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Yeah, selling booze out of her cart. That would be smart, right,
you should.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I mean she's like she it's like one of those
dog tracks where she holds out of it like a
red in front of me, she fans me.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And then there's a jarrita that I can never quite reach.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Headlines from over the weekend, A passenger on and I, honestly,
I have an apology.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
I have to issue an apology at the end of headlines.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Uh huh, it's time. Do you know why I think
I do?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, I have to. I have to issue an apology. I'm
very sorry. I have to say I'm sorry, and I
will I when I'm wrong. I'm wrong, and I was
appairly very wrong.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I tuckled, which.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I think WI surprised. I think is going to surprise
a lot of other people too. But a passenger, I'm
not apologizing for this. I didn't do this. A passenger
on all Upon Airways from Tokyo to Houston had to
be restrained with zip ties after he tried to open
the cabin door midflight.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Have we not learned? Have we not learned?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
First of all, it's almost impossible to do and second
of all, don't do it because it's not going to
work out well. A witnesses said the guy crawled over
passengers in his row, but thought that he was maybe
just sick. However, he tried to open one of the
emergency doors, but was restrained by multiple passengers and crew members.
They then had to zip tie the guy for the
rest of the flight, which was to Seattle. Police said
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the guy was experiencing a medical crisis and took him
to a hospital. It's not known what his condition is
or if he's facing any charges. Did you see this
video of the French president Macron? He's downplayed a video
showing his wife shoving him in the face as they
were getting ready to leave their plane. So, like, the
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door of the plane opens like any other presidential arrival,
and there are the stairs and whatever. The door opens
and you see him kind of standing there, and then
you see him basically get slapped across the face by
a woman who turns out to be his wife. And
then he kind of looks and realizes that he's on camera,
and he kind of does like a like a silly wing.
And then they walk down the stairs apart from one another,
like each one on each side of the thing. And
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then he is saying that it was not a domestic
scene and that any concerns are nonsense. We were just
joking around. He said, oh please, no, she whooped his
ass for something, and I don't know what he did,
but like, how about just keep it real, President Macron?
How about just say it? How about just be like, dude,
I made her mad and she pushed me, like she's
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mad at me. I done did it this time?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
How about you say that and then we move right
along nothing more relatable, you know, I think, I mean
people might say, like, well, that's uncouth or whatever. But now,
of course if it were the other way around, he'd
be in jail and he would be impeached by now.
But that being said, I think he can just play
it off and be like, oh, hey, I you know,
just I made her mad. You know, it's kind of
what happens.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, but you get my hands on your spouse exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Wild No, no you can't.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
But I mean, I don't know, how about just keep
it real and people might understand because well, sadly, you know,
people fighting in marriage is hopefully not physically, but not
on the you know, country's airplane and with you know,
seven hundred cameras outside.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I mean, this is the timing was off on that
a little bit open hand.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, it's like a face shove, like yeah, wind.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Well, I mean I don't know what happened before that,
but the door opened and then he's kind of like
facing her, but she's not really in the picture, and
then you just see her hand like on his face.
And then then he realizes that he's on and he's like, oh, hey, hey, guys,
keep it real. Stop lying. Hey, you're having some trouble
on our marriage. We're working on it though, we're in
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counseling or something. I mean again, like, what do politicians
tell the truth they need to? There's a new scam
and this is actually disgusting, but it's stealing millions of
dollars some elderly people by using AI to find their
grandchildren's voices on TikTok and then use the voices to
make fake phone calls to these old peoples I guess,
saying they're in trouble or whatever. The calls usually feature
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the scammer claiming to be their grandchild from a phone
number and saying that they've been arrested or hurt and
urgently need money for bail or medical needs. The technology
being used is able to perfectly copy someone else's voice.
Families are being asked to use a safe word in
case of emergencies and to reach out to the person
that they're claiming to be to confirm if they are
in any danger. That they used to do this with
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actual real people. They'd call old people's numbers, like it
happened to my grandparents once. They didn't give them any money,
but they called me right away, and then I was like, oh,
you're okay. But somebody called claimed to be me, and
my grandfather was sharp enough to ask a few pointed
questions that the person couldn't answer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
But that was the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It was, I'm in jail, I need money to get out,
and you know you can wire it to me or
whatever it was at the time. You'll give me your
credit card number or something like that. And so they
hung up and called me, and of course it was me.
I was in jail, but it was fine. They gave
me their credit card number. I got out. But another
examples is being right, no, it's scary. Two inmates remained
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on the loose after ten days of being out. In
the massive New Orleans jail break, ten prisoners escaped. The
Louisiana State Police at Monday that one fugitive has been
arrested in Baton, Rouge and two in neighboring Texas, so
only two remain, which again I guess after all of this,
I don't know how you break out of jail. With
all the cameras and technology, I don't know how you
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get too far. But then after ten days I kind
of wonder how you get caught. But at the same time,
what are you supposed to do? Like, you can't get
an ID, you can't where a you're gonna go, you
don't have any money. You're probably gonna call someone. You
know they've already contacted all those people who are like
tracking them too, So I guess at the same time,
I don't really know what you're supposed to do, But
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I would think after like ten or fifteen days, I
could find my way somewhere. But I mean, also with
all the facial recognition technice who knows, who knows what
they got to be able to find people, but it
would be hard. But ten days out, what would you do?
What's the first thing you do? Me you broke out
of jail, go get something to eat?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Ah for sure, yeah, go get something to go see
my man?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Do you think you still have a man after you
went to jail?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
I'm gonna see somebody's man.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Big Tim's still devoted to the cars. A. Yeah, you
might find me with another he might find your man
with another woman.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Man see somebody's man.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I mean, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You know, if you and I are dating and you
go to jail like that, they send you to jail
for like murder. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty confident about having
you know, my number two over for dinner.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
I'm feeling pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
About my chances of not getting caught until you come
knocking on the door.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Right when you see me on the news on the loose. No,
I'm coming back.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Get out, you got you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
She's out.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
But like if if I'm dating you and you got
arrested for murder, I'm feeling pretty good about being able
to be out here in these streets, maybe have nice
dinner with somebody else and and you're not coming for me.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
But I guess not not Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So we've heard of things that you can pass along
to a partner that aren't necessarily nice things to pass along.
And I'm being I'm being PG because it's early on
a Tuesday, But you know, Sadly, things can get passed
among loved ones. You know in an intimate setting. Did
you know the depression and anxiety are now potentially some
of those things? They could be transmissible between spouses through
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shared mouth bacteria.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Oh boy, nobody kiss me.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Researchers noticed that healthy partners married to individuals with depression
and anxiety developed similar mental health symptoms within six months.
This change correlated with shifts in their oral microbiome okay,
suggesting the close context such as kissing, could facilitate the
transfer of bacteria associated with mood disorders. The study also
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found that women appeared to be more susceptible to these changes.
That or it could be the fact that when you
date me, you never leave the house. It could be
that kid and you never see like sunshine on your
face and you rarely leave bed except to eat and
use the restroom.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
That could also be it, yeah, I could.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I don't know if it's microme whatever this is being shared,
or if it's that when you date someone who has
depressive tendencies that they do they don't maybe your lifestyle changes.
You begin to feel that way because maybe you're like
super outgoing and you're always out and about, and you're
always doing stuff with other people and hanging out with
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your friends. Whenever you start dating someone who's a little
bit less social than that, maybe it's because they're depressed.
And now you find yourself depressed because you're hanging out
with that person doing those things.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Is that you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh, that can absolutely happen.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
So I don't know if it's the mouth and stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
I think it might be, though, too.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Or if it's something else the most misspell I've got
two more stories for you, and the second one is
my formal apology. But you've all been waiting for I
know you've been sitting here waiting for me to say yep.
But anyway, the most misspelled words in the nation from
the Script's National Spelling be It's this week a new
study is not revealing the most misspelled words in America.
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This is based on word Unscrambler. They used Google searches
and data from the searches to determine the words that
we mess up the most. Interestingly, the most misspelled words
very by state. Definitely number one. I don't know if
these are in order.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
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try d e f I n E t l y.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Well no y s I n I t e l
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Speaker 3 (12:16):
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Speaker 1 (12:20):
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Speaker 3 (12:23):
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Speaker 1 (12:29):
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Speaker 3 (12:35):
Z b e l I e v E.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
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e O U s.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
You're a pretty good speller. I told you, restaurants. Keep
playing with me, restaurant.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
R E s t A U r A n T.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Look at you. You just won the spelling beat English Major.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yes, I believe, which I am too, and I would
have messed up most of those.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Good for you you.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Like I said, my spelling has regressed because I just
try and get close. I just like if I'm typing words,
I don't even bother to try and zype them correctly.
I just I just sort of start to type like
what I think, sort of maybe oh yeah, and then
if it's just boop, click on the word and then
we move right along. And here's my formal apology, ladies
and gentlemen. I have to apologize this morning on the
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Fred Show. My name is Fred. I'd like to say
I'm sorry to Lilo and Stitch fans YEP, because Lilo
and Stitch destroyed the Memorial Day box office, destroyed Mission Impossible.
I underestimated you, guys, Lelo and Stitch.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I believe they wrote it blew up Mission Impossible. Wow,
that is.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
What it says, which I'm shocked by this. But it's
not even close.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Lelo and Stitch made one hundred and eighty three million
dollars domestically and three hundred and forty one point seven
million dollars worldwide. Mission Impossible seventy seven million and two
hundred and four worldwide one hundred and forty million dollars
less worldwide and less than half almost basically a third
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Mission Impossible. I would have thought that I was staying
on Friday, like, why are you even putting your movie
out against Mission Impossible?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Why would you do that? But I'm shocked.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I guess I would have thought it would have been
the other way around, and at least the opening weekend.
I'm like, why you even bought it putting your movie out?
Don't put your movie out? What Mission impossible? Have their
little shine and then put your movie out next weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
No crushed it.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Now, think of all the people with kids looking for
something to do with their kids.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Right, and you got if you got four kids, you
get buy five tickets. They want to fri it is right?
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Yeah? Is that you know?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
And mostly it's adults going to see Mission Impossible electively,
So there's just they're up against There.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Are a lot more adults with and adults have adult money,
like my parents would and saw Mission Impossible week and
they don't.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
I'm like, what did you see? Like, are you caught
up on the series? Do you care?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
No, it was just an event. It was something to do.
So I feel like that's a lot of people with
movies like that. They just go to go because it's like, well,
I don't know. I'm like, are you Mission Impossible? And
I ask my parents, I'm like, well, I don't. I
don't really I have I don't remember the last time
I watched a Mission Impossible movie start to finish. If
I went, would I even get it? And my mom
was under the impression that you didn't have to know
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what happened in the last one.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
See, I don't know a lot of people going to
see Mission impossible.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
To be completely honest, I just figured people go because
it was like people went to Top Gun. It was
it's just a thing. But this is also what the
seventh there's so many mission impossible.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
So and he's hanging out of a plane again, you know,
he's doing this backflip that we know what's going to happen.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Well, if you saw it, i'd be curious.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
You can text. But like I think, I think that's
what the movies have become. It's a bunch of Tom
Cruise stunts and then there's like a little story. It's
kind of like porn. There's like, you know, a little
story and then there's you know, there's there's the part
that people are watching for, and then it gets back
into some story and it's like damn. So basically that's
all that porn is, is like a bunch of clips
of people getting it on and then little stories in between.
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And I think that's the same Mission impossible. It's Tom
Cruise hanging off the side of an airplane. Little story,
Tom Cruise, jumping off a building, little story Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
You know, which, hey, why not?
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Like why not if you're Tom Cruise and you got
all these dreams and doing these crazy stunts and why not.
It's like these guys like, uh, was I watched over
the weekend. Actually, I think it's a pretty good show.
Gordon Ramsay. I don't even know if it's still on,
but it was like a marathon of it on net
Geo where he essentially he goes to different countries and
does crazy stuff and learns about the food and then
at the and he cooks a meal for the people
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that's supposed to be authentic to them. But you know,
like he learned what he learned, and I'm just thinking
if I could have a show or like the Stanley
Tucci one now where he goes all over Italy. Yeah,
and he jokes about it in the promo. He was like,
this is the best sandwich I've ever had in my
whole life, and now I'm getting paid for you to
watch me eat it. And so he says in the
promo that's exactly what it is. It's like it's like, Hey,
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I'm Stanley Tucci and I'm award winning actor. I want
to go to Italy and I want you to pay
for it, and I want to stay in all the
best places and eat all the best restaurants, and I
want a camera crew to follow me around, and I
want you to pay for that too, and then I
want you to pay me to do it, like can
you imagine, Like, guys, I want to do a show
where I go Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
go to an animal rescue in every country in the world.
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But you have to put me up in five star
hotels and I have to eat all the best places
and whatever else, and you have to pay for it.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But you can film it and put it on TV.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
But you have to but I have I have to
see every beach hotel, every five star beach hotel in
the world.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
I'm gonna have to go. I have to go.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I'm gonna have to stay for at least a week
so I can truly immerse myself and really get an
idea what the quality is. I'm gonna have to stay
in the best room too, because well, I mean, I'm
trying to you know, I'm trying to tell the people
what it's like exactly, Like that's what happens when you
get famous. You could do like Eva Longoria is on
CNN on Sundays. Eva Longoria Spain, Yes, goes to Spain
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and does right ridiculous stuff like hangs out with the
best of everything.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
CNN paid for that? Why am I not famous?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
And she's then she's getting paid on top of that.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Not only is travel and food live alone? Great? How random?
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You've been famous in twenty years till our hair commercials.
It's n show day to Dayay, did we ever actually
get it or we just we just decided to give
it to ourselves.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
No, because today was like Cellophane Day and National Grape Day.
I was like, these don't so today's fread Show Day.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
I know that we tried to like apply, you tried
to apply for it and we got denied. We were
denied for our own day.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Yes, I can try again, but they were like, no, well.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Maybe if maybe, maybe we decided for ourselves to today
is today? Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
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