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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:44):
Thank You Lori. Yes there he is.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
NFL football Tonight Real Football Week one Cowboys Eagles and
tomorrow Chiefs Chargers, and then Sunday Week one continues in
the NFL.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
There's a little bit of a bite in the air.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We got we got Hoodie Weather, we got sweat strets,
we got biting.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
The air, Yes we do. We're ready to go do it.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You know, there's a lot of skitch it lies lately
on this A lot of skitch it lies in our
lives people just around us. You've been listening in the last
couple of weeks, I just feel like the suits and
it's really been more. It's been for months and months
and months really years, Just skitch it lies all around us. Wow,
just like it's like this, Like I've been telling you,
I think we live in a simulation around here because
people act like, wow, look.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Over here, look over here. You know, nothing's happening. I'm
trinking the truth like I can handle the truth no
matter what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
But like, as an adult, I've learned that you can
just say whatever you want with no factual basis or
truth to it and just go about your life. Or
like I like, I'm gonna start doing that exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Take you like real professional stuff, like hey can we
do this hand ney this?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Ignore that?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
But but but hey, there's there's pre breakfast out in
thereakfast burritos out in the Hollway, which I mean breakfast. Actually,
I've never we've never read breakfast burritos. That would that
would change. We could we could forgive some skitz of Lize.
If there were some good breakfast Britos out the actually
eat a breakfast We're probably not, but I might take
it home and eat it, you know, in private. It's
a private eating a breakfast Britos a private experience for me.
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It's it's it's sexual, it's it's intimate, it's it's private.
I need, I need to be alone and really savor
it because I'm need four thousand calories rolled up in
one tortilla like I need. I really need to get
the most out of it. But so I I I've
fallen for the skitch. I am part of the problem
because I've been doing skitchullized myself telling you each week
that this was the week I was going to win
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the power Ball, this was the time. But it's all
just it's all just been a big ruise. I need
money to get back from space, guys. I'm in space
right now and I need money to get back, and frankly,
now is the time. Okay, So you guys have just
been feeding my retirement. Thank you to those of you
across the land who have been buying powerball tickets to
feed my retirement. But now now is the time. There
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was no winner last night in the power ball drawing
one point seven billion dollars is the drawing? Now is
the time? Now is the who needs a new contract?
I just win that?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
M bye bye ye bye bye bye bye. That's sad.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
No, I would let me tell you, I would have
the I would have an absolute uh just just absolute
uh festival of a departure. I would have lollapalooza from
from my retirement. It would be incredible. Forget about Grant Park.
I mean we'd have to have multiple venues for all
the artists that I would have. I mean we we
just pick it, but we would have to have like regions.
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It would be incredible. We'd have like a lineup tour.
If I won one point seven billion dollars. Who isn't
the lineup? Right?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Who's the headliner? Who isn't?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Who?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do you want they come? They can complay your thing?
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I mean, I would have to have a very large extravagancest. Sayonara,
if I if the reason I was leaving was one
point seven billion dollars, which I guess to take home,
would be somewhere around four fifty five hundred million.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now that I can work with. That, I can work with.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
About it. Let me have a drink. I'm gonna choked up.
I mean, this is really I'm visualizing it. I'm manifesting it.
And a lot of things in my life I've manifested
successfully a lot of.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Things you have. I believe in.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
I believe in manifest I do manifesting king over here,
like like my career, somehow that worked out the way
I wanted to. Like, I've manifested items that I wanted
and then they come to fruition. So I'm manifesting this.
Someone get me a post it note. I'm ryan putting
its going on my mirror. I believe the drawing is tomorrow.
Seven hundred and seventy million dollars will be to one
lump payment, which is what you have to do. This
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twenty nine annual premium thing is just not scam. No,
that's just getting live. Yeah, that's the guy in space
trying to get home with the oxygen. You know he
needs him. But yeah, so I think I think tomorrow's
the day. I believe it's tomorrow, And that's good because
on a Friday, so it's a nice way to just
sort of finish, you know, succinctly. Just it's always nice
to quit on a Friday, you know what I mean.
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It's just a nice day, you know, because you know
what I mean, Like it's the Wednesday. Quitting is weird
because then there's two more days to cover, but like
not to you.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Know tomorrow, does anyone have cash? We should go down,
like we should get tickets.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
We should well, and we know who the only person
who could properly buy them would be you, because we
know how good you are.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Ye. I almost called the other day. Yeah, I changed
my mom. I was like, I don't know how to
order this.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, you're so seamless with ordering the Powerball tickets ordering
them like it's yeah, I know it really stresses you out.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It does.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I would send someone else down if we got to
send in Bellow down.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
I know, I can't imagine sending her to do anything, Jason.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
She would just yell at me and asked me a
million questions that I almost spit my co I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
I've been trying bringing his coffee to try and get
like whatever is in my throat, and I almost spit it.
All over this thing, and I would have needed one
point seven billion dollars to fix the damage that I had.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Just that board is not one point nowhere near one point.
That is the team mover. Team mover controls over here.
Remember that day, And that day was about two weeks
ago when we were under there. You and I were
under the contra.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
iPod from two thousand and nine and we were unplugging
things and plugging the back him. So anyway, one point
seven billion dollars is the Powerball drawing. Speaking of money, again,
you don't have to be like super into sports to
just sort of sit back and go how how on Earth?
But so you know, Jason as our VP of sports reporting,
and we'll need some picks tomorrow because it's week one.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yes, in the NFL.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
But.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
So you know that there's a salary cap in in
pro sports, like in the NBA, a team can only
spend so much money total on their team, right, Like,
so you can't, you know, if you spend seventy million
dollars on a max contract for Lebron or something. I'm
making these numbers up. Don't don't text me because it's Saturday,
the power Ball drawing Saturday, well that's fine, it's still clean.
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Tomorrow's the last dame. Yeah me, But because I'm gonna
win on Saturday and I'm to come back, so I'll
just bring my things with me.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I don't have any things here.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I just got this, you know, says Dick Cheese, cressing
out one of these little desk signs.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
I'll take that with.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But you can only spend so much money. So like,
if you've got now baseball, you don't have to do this.
But in basketball, so if I spend seventy million dollars
on Lebron, I can't go spend seventy gazillion dollars on
somebody else. You can't just buy everybody. There's a salary
cap total amount of money that can be spent.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Well, there's one NBA All Star who plays for the
Los Angeles Clippers, and he apparent wh why entered is
his name? And he signed a twenty eight million dollar
deal to play. Well, I guess what is his what
are he actually signed for thirty million? He signed with
the team for less than he is worth. And people
were like, how why did he he could have gotten
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so much more money?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Why did he do that? Well?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
The team didn't have the space in the salary cap,
so he signed for less money and I think it's crazy. Well,
then it turns out this was uncovered yesterday that the
owner of the team, who is a Microsoft gazillionaire. Gazillionaire,
he and Steve Jobs, I guess, founded Microsoft together.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He was like one or two in the company.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
So he's worth Bill Gates or what would I say,
Steve Jobs get Bill Gates. And this guy, Steve Ballmer
is his name. He started a company, okay, it plants trees. Oh,
he and he gave Kawhi Leonard allegedly an endorsement deal
for twenty eight million dollars and in the contract it
says that he doesn't have to do anything. Think about
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what he did. So he didn't have enough money to
pay for the guy, so he paid him what he
could and then he went and started a fake company
and made this guy an influencer for the fake company
for the rest of the money.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
You can't do that. Oh oh, but you can't do that. No,
that's a skin in line that I would staying behind.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, man, no, because if you could do that, then
all these guys would do that. It would be like, oh,
I can't afford him. Okay, well I'm gonna go start
a company where we just dig ditches, except you don't
have to and just pay you to do it. Yeah.
According to Pablotoris, who's sports reporter, this guy was paid
via this company, and he had a company which way
to be crafty with the name of your shell company
where you collected this money KL two Kawhi Leonard and
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his number.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I mean, let's be clever about it, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Really, under a contract, it allowed him to decline any action.
He didn't have to do anything. The contract also stipulated
that if he left the Clippers, then he wouldn't get
the money anymore. That's another thing. And so this company
filed bankruptcy, I guess. And when you do that, you
have to state who you owe money to, and he
was one of the people. So the Clippers is saying
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we didn't do anything wrong. This is all okay, but
that's pretty clever if you think about it. A tree
planting company and you don't even have to plant a tree.
You can just have thirty million dollars to do nothing
like this. We need endorsement deals like that. Yes, a
Minnesota woman her birthday trip to the Las Vegas Sphere
took a scary turn when her husband, who's fifty four
(09:53):
years old, collapsed during a Kenny Chesney concert. I feel
the same way when I go to a Kenny Chesney concert.
It has nothing to do with the the pyro, or
the the or the effect of the visuals. I'm just
that's Kenny Chesney right there on the stage. This guy
had no prior medical issues experienced a seizure triggered by
the venue's intense lights and visuals. He was unconscious for
several minutes before being rushed to the hospital. Follow up
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show no recurring seizures. Experts warned that immersive shows, rather
with flashing lights, booming sound, and rapid visual changes, can
trigger seizures in rare cases, especially when combined with fatigued
dehydration or alcohol. The Sphere is now advising guests to
consult a doctor if you have any concern about going
to see a show at the Sphere. These Super Bowl
ads have sold out thirty seconds, eight million dollars Wow,
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eight million bucks. Smartphone use on the toilet is linked
to a forty six percent higher hemorrhoid risk. Now this
is a health news. I got health news for you
guys today.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That's for you too, you too.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
I stopped because I got scared, because I don't want
I don't want no roids, So I stopped.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If your leg falls asleep, if you're on the toilet
and you're and you're doing whatever you're doing, you're on
your phone, or for any circumstance, your leg falls asleep,
you've been on there for too long.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Yeah, how do I know this?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Because it's happened, and I find myself like, what am
I still doing here? You know, my business has been
done for some time. But I'm scrolling. I mean, I mean,
I'm I'm immersed, just like I would be watching Kenny
Chesney at this sphere. The research finds a prolonged sitting,
often due to smartphone use, raises pressure in that area,
potentially leading to hemorrhoids. Experts recommend limiting the time there
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to five to ten minutes and avoiding smartphone use during
this period to reduce the risk. Maintaining a fiber rich
diet and staying hydrated are also advised for overall digestive.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Health and your business. Hey watch wat, You're gonna end
up with some hamen. You know, hey, it's fine, like you,
let me have more peace.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Is there any other place in the house to watch TikTok?
Any other place?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
In the yeah, right, but hopefully for most events. Yeah,
it's just prime it's prime time. Man hemorrhoids and electrocute.
It's no big deal.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And in other health news this morning, pickleball is well,
pickleball is addicting. Uh huh, it's a real story. It's booming,
with nearly twenty million players in twenty twenty fourty three
hundred and eleven percent increase since twenty twenty one, but
injuries are on the rise. Doctors report more Achilles injuries,
torn meniscui, and wrist fractures, often from skipping warm ups
or over used kitlin. We got to warm up before
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we hit the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Yeah, yeah, Well you know you got to say out
of the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Oh, you're not supposed to be in a kitchen. Well,
that's part of my problem, I guess. Well, yeah, with
this game, but players can't get enough. One doctor is
describing this sport as like a drug. They just can't quit.
Experts recommend proper warm ups, courts, shoes, and safe movement
to avoid injuries. Pickleball is like a drug, not something
I thought I was going to say. Today, it's National
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Wildlife Day.