September 24, 2025 • 9 mins
Jimmy Kimmel came back after being indefinitely suspended. Disney Plus is raising their prices. Some shrimps sold at Kroger are being recalled after being deemed radio active.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Friend's Biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jimmy Kimmel made an emotional return of Late Night TV
last night after a nearly week long suspension. He received
a standing ovation from his audience before his opening monologue,
in which he addressed the controversy directly and assailed anti
American efforts to curtail free speech in the US. What's
more important is that we live in a country that
allows us to have a show like this, he said.
(00:22):
He also discussed his September fifteenth remarks about Charlie Kirk's
suspected killer that led ABC to halt production of his show.
He was never my intention to make light of the
murder of a young man, nor was it my intention
to blame in a specific group for the actions of
what was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. Sinclair and next
Our Media Group, which together owned about one in five
(00:44):
ABC affiliateation wide, said they will still keep the show
off the airwaves for now. In related news, Disney Plus
is raising their price next month. Not the best time
for that. No, I might not, might I might not.
I did notice though that if you go to cancer.
I don't know if they've changed it as of last night,
but in light of the Jimmy Kimmel thing. If you
go to it, and maybe it was before this, but
(01:05):
if you go to cancel Disney Plus, they'll offer it
to you for like two dollars a month for six months. Oh,
which is true with a lot of things. There are
a lot of services. I got the newspaper delivered for
a while on Sundays because I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I thought I would read the news.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I like the newspaper, and I'm very tangible, relaxing activity.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
My grandfather read the newspaper on every days. You know what,
you look at me like that, hey, hey smells good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know what? It's like an hour long? You sit
there and you like.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You know, methodically read it and you can't be bothered.
And I don't know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyway, try and cancel that. You know, they're not I
don't of you know this, but the newspaper's not really
thriving right now. So but try and cancel the newspaper.
They don't want to not bring it to you. They'll
they'll start paying you at some point.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's right. You don't only want I call.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Him, hey, I don't want this anymore? You sure you
don't want it anymore? Like, don't you want to be informed?
I mean they have like a whole script. I'm like, no,
I am informed. I just I don't want it anymore.
It's like stacking up. I don't I don't get to
read it. I'm traveling a lot. Oh you sure, though, Like, well,
it's already a dollar, But what if we gave it
to you for twenty five cents? Like, yeah, well, I know,
I still don't want it. What if we give you
twenty five cent? What if we bring you a bagel
(02:12):
or a chroissant with it? Then would you keep the newspaper?
It's like, oh my god, I'm anyway. Try and try
and cancel a lot of stuff though. Try and cancel
a gym membership, try and can, try and find on
the website where to cancel some of these services. Try
and cancel Facebook. Have you tried to get rid of Facebook?
Before you have to get it, you have to be
notarized by a senator, a signature notarized by a senator.
(02:35):
If you want to get rid of Facebook, they make
it impossible. And then like, uh, what's another one? The
dating apps? They make you type in the word delete
like you have to. You say, like, I want to
cancel my account. Yeah, right right, it's like I want
to cancel my account. Okay, I'm canceling. And then are
you're sure you want to cancel?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Because you look kind of like a loser right now,
So you're sure you want to cancel? And then they
ask you why you're canceling. Did you meet someone or
didn't you Like, well I didn't. I just I'm tired
of getting roasted on the tea app, so I went
off of it. And then it's and then it's okay, well,
then type it in, type it in, delete, type it in,
and I do it and then I three months later
(03:12):
read downloaded again. The US Secret Services dismantled what officials
describe as the largest telecommunication seizure of its kind, discovering
a massive network that posts serious threats to New York
City's communications systems during the United Nations General Assembly this week.
The operation uncovered active SIM farms at over five abandoned
apartment buildings in the Tristed area, containing three hundred SIMS
(03:35):
servers more than ten one hundred thousand SIM cards capable
of sending thirty million text messages a minute. Is that
why I'm getting all these Hello messages? Or like are
you available for dinner on a Fortnite or whatever? That's okay, Well,
no one I know speaks like that, so that's obviously
Are you getting those weird texts? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Or have you been putting group chats with like other numbers?
And then it's like this long message and then it's
people leaving the conversation and then people are swim like
leave me alone, like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But apparently whatever they uncovered was able to shut down
New York City Cellular Network launched distributed denial of service
attacks that would block emergency communications for police in the MS.
The system could text message the entire country within twelve minutes.
It was well organized and well funded, they're saying, so anyway,
they shut this thing down. More radioactive shrimp are being recalled.
(04:26):
Not supposed to eat those ones. There's yet another warning
about radioactive shrimp. Last month it was Walmart, and this
time it's packages sold at Kroger stores. If you have
one near year, Aquastar Corporations recalling it's Kroger raw easy
peel shrimp. The Kroger Mercado cook shrimp and Aquastar shrimp skewers.
(04:46):
FDA says that the shrimp sold in more than thirty
states may be contaminated with a radioactive material that could
increase cancer risk with long term exposure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
No illnesses have been reported yet.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't know why we're hearing so much from the
husband of the h Our executive in the cold Play
kiss cam debacle. This is the husband of the woman
who was in this thing. This to me feels like, hey, no,
which is one more thing. Though I totally wasn't cheated on.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
We're trying to say face.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right exactly, like hey me again, Like there still seems
to be submissinformation out there.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Me never cheated on.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No one, nobody, nobody would cheat on this thing, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I used to put it down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I really did, like a lot, and so I don't
know this, Yeah right, No one cheats on me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I bought the tickets for those two No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But this guy's talking again, the husband of the HR
executive in the cold Play kiss cam debacle. He says,
I want you to know I was at the same
concert with a date period.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was there with another woman. Five months later, King.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Andrew, the husband of the ext astronomer HR executive Christen
Cabot or Cabo or have you seen her name, was
with his new girlfriend. He says at the time of
the scandal.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Christian, this is so first, right, this is so much.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Did you get dumped? Oh no, no, no, I moved on.
I'm I did the dumping. Are you kidding me? Like
I broke up with her? That's crazy. I didn't want her.
Apparently he was there. Sources clarified that Kristin and Andrew
had been amicably separated for weeks before the concert, and
Kristen's hug with this guy Byron, who also got fired
(06:18):
the CEO of the company was inappropriate but was not
part of an affair. They're just close friends apparently. So
not only is this guy trying to say that they
were broken up before, but he wasn't cheated on because
they were just homies.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Never one s has Jason come up behind me and
put his arms on my waist. Okay, well he sent
that to me multiple times, my friend, he did that.
He did that to me Louke Colmb's concert.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Kaitlyn, but that happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, I would welcome it, but like, we don't
do that with friends, you know, a cold play. But
why is this guy talking like dude?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They were having an affair and and you didn't know
about it, and you look you feel like you look dumb.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No one really cares about you in this. You shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Here's another example. If you hadn't said anything, nobody'd be
talking to you over it, right, Like, if those people
hadn't acted like crazy people, then we wouldn't maybe have
even recognized what was going on.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The rapture is here? Move on?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yes? Yeah, I guess we didn't make the cut because
we're still here, guys, and we're still here.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So I think you said Tuesday or Wednesday though, so
we is still today.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We still got the holy because it was Tuesday maybe Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They weren't really sure about the rapture, but it could
happen at any time, but it would appear that we're
still I would imagine this save that cat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Shirt didn't help anything I did.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And New York City has been named the most Instagrammable
city in the US, with one hundred and eighty three
million Instagram post tag with its location landmarks like Central
Park the Empire State Building in Times Square make the
city especially photogenic. La was second and Chicago was third.
I'm sure the bean itself was fourth. And if you
(07:55):
haven't been in Chicago and you're not familiar with cloud Gate,
it's imperative that you go to take a picture in
front of it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Imperative if you if you come to town, you have to.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
If you've seen the bean and you don't have a
picture of your reflection in the bean, then you didn't
really see the bean. Guys, you didn't yet all. And
it has to be a food story if I can
find one. But Uncrustables has revealed a fall flavor. They're
unveiling the peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly flavor with
twelve grams of protein. The frozen sandwiches are headed to stores.
(08:26):
I guess they're frozen. Are they all frozen? Or Crustables
always frozen?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Think so? And then is that what happens? I don't
you know. I'm not a peanut butter and jelly guy.
I'm just not. I'm just not good.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I think you guys made me eat one one time,
but other than that, I've never had one. It's National
Punctuation Day.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh, it's your day. I feel like you like that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm a punctuation guy. I like to use proper punctuation.
I like to put that English degree to good use.
Bolina me too, Like ABC, you know what you should do.
You should put the English degree to good use, to
use words to communicate that a major television station is
coming to feature you and for some reason, I have
to be in it with a shirt that says save
that cap.
Friend's Biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Jimmy Kimmel made an emotional return of Late Night TV
last night after a nearly week long suspension. He received
a standing ovation from his audience before his opening monologue,
in which he addressed the controversy directly and assailed anti
American efforts to curtail free speech in the US. What's
more important is that we live in a country that
allows us to have a show like this, he said.
(00:22):
He also discussed his September fifteenth remarks about Charlie Kirk's
suspected killer that led ABC to halt production of his show.
He was never my intention to make light of the
murder of a young man, nor was it my intention
to blame in a specific group for the actions of
what was obviously a deeply disturbed individual. Sinclair and next
Our Media Group, which together owned about one in five
(00:44):
ABC affiliateation wide, said they will still keep the show
off the airwaves for now. In related news, Disney Plus
is raising their price next month. Not the best time
for that. No, I might not, might I might not.
I did notice though that if you go to cancer.
I don't know if they've changed it as of last night,
but in light of the Jimmy Kimmel thing. If you
go to it, and maybe it was before this, but
(01:05):
if you go to cancel Disney Plus, they'll offer it
to you for like two dollars a month for six months. Oh,
which is true with a lot of things. There are
a lot of services. I got the newspaper delivered for
a while on Sundays because I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I thought I would read the news.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I like the newspaper, and I'm very tangible, relaxing activity.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
My grandfather read the newspaper on every days. You know what,
you look at me like that, hey, hey smells good.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You know what? It's like an hour long? You sit
there and you like.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You know, methodically read it and you can't be bothered.
And I don't know, it's interesting.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Anyway, try and cancel that. You know, they're not I
don't of you know this, but the newspaper's not really
thriving right now. So but try and cancel the newspaper.
They don't want to not bring it to you. They'll
they'll start paying you at some point.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
That's right. You don't only want I call.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Him, hey, I don't want this anymore? You sure you
don't want it anymore? Like, don't you want to be informed?
I mean they have like a whole script. I'm like, no,
I am informed. I just I don't want it anymore.
It's like stacking up. I don't I don't get to
read it. I'm traveling a lot. Oh you sure, though, Like, well,
it's already a dollar, But what if we gave it
to you for twenty five cents? Like, yeah, well, I know,
I still don't want it. What if we give you
twenty five cent? What if we bring you a bagel
(02:12):
or a chroissant with it? Then would you keep the newspaper?
It's like, oh my god, I'm anyway. Try and try
and cancel a lot of stuff though. Try and cancel
a gym membership, try and can, try and find on
the website where to cancel some of these services. Try
and cancel Facebook. Have you tried to get rid of Facebook?
Before you have to get it, you have to be
notarized by a senator, a signature notarized by a senator.
(02:35):
If you want to get rid of Facebook, they make
it impossible. And then like, uh, what's another one? The
dating apps? They make you type in the word delete
like you have to. You say, like, I want to
cancel my account. Yeah, right right, it's like I want
to cancel my account. Okay, I'm canceling. And then are
you're sure you want to cancel?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Right?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Because you look kind of like a loser right now,
So you're sure you want to cancel? And then they
ask you why you're canceling. Did you meet someone or
didn't you Like, well I didn't. I just I'm tired
of getting roasted on the tea app, so I went
off of it. And then it's and then it's okay, well,
then type it in, type it in, delete, type it in,
and I do it and then I three months later
(03:12):
read downloaded again. The US Secret Services dismantled what officials
describe as the largest telecommunication seizure of its kind, discovering
a massive network that posts serious threats to New York
City's communications systems during the United Nations General Assembly this week.
The operation uncovered active SIM farms at over five abandoned
apartment buildings in the Tristed area, containing three hundred SIMS
(03:35):
servers more than ten one hundred thousand SIM cards capable
of sending thirty million text messages a minute. Is that
why I'm getting all these Hello messages? Or like are
you available for dinner on a Fortnite or whatever? That's okay, Well,
no one I know speaks like that, so that's obviously
Are you getting those weird texts? Yes?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Or have you been putting group chats with like other numbers?
And then it's like this long message and then it's
people leaving the conversation and then people are swim like
leave me alone, like it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
But apparently whatever they uncovered was able to shut down
New York City Cellular Network launched distributed denial of service
attacks that would block emergency communications for police in the MS.
The system could text message the entire country within twelve minutes.
It was well organized and well funded, they're saying, so anyway,
they shut this thing down. More radioactive shrimp are being recalled.
(04:26):
Not supposed to eat those ones. There's yet another warning
about radioactive shrimp. Last month it was Walmart, and this
time it's packages sold at Kroger stores. If you have
one near year, Aquastar Corporations recalling it's Kroger raw easy
peel shrimp. The Kroger Mercado cook shrimp and Aquastar shrimp skewers.
(04:46):
FDA says that the shrimp sold in more than thirty
states may be contaminated with a radioactive material that could
increase cancer risk with long term exposure.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
No illnesses have been reported yet.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I don't know why we're hearing so much from the
husband of the h Our executive in the cold Play
kiss cam debacle. This is the husband of the woman
who was in this thing. This to me feels like, hey, no,
which is one more thing. Though I totally wasn't cheated on.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
We're trying to say face.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Right exactly, like hey me again, Like there still seems
to be submissinformation out there.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Me never cheated on.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No one, nobody, nobody would cheat on this thing, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, I used to put it down.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I really did, like a lot, and so I don't
know this, Yeah right, No one cheats on me.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
I bought the tickets for those two No.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
But this guy's talking again, the husband of the HR
executive in the cold Play kiss cam debacle. He says,
I want you to know I was at the same
concert with a date period.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I was there with another woman. Five months later, King.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Andrew, the husband of the ext astronomer HR executive Christen
Cabot or Cabo or have you seen her name, was
with his new girlfriend. He says at the time of
the scandal.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Christian, this is so first, right, this is so much.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Did you get dumped? Oh no, no, no, I moved on.
I'm I did the dumping. Are you kidding me? Like
I broke up with her? That's crazy. I didn't want her.
Apparently he was there. Sources clarified that Kristin and Andrew
had been amicably separated for weeks before the concert, and
Kristen's hug with this guy Byron, who also got fired
(06:18):
the CEO of the company was inappropriate but was not
part of an affair. They're just close friends apparently. So
not only is this guy trying to say that they
were broken up before, but he wasn't cheated on because
they were just homies.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Never one s has Jason come up behind me and
put his arms on my waist. Okay, well he sent
that to me multiple times, my friend, he did that.
He did that to me Louke Colmb's concert.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, Kaitlyn, but that happens all the time.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I mean, I would welcome it, but like, we don't
do that with friends, you know, a cold play. But
why is this guy talking like dude?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
They were having an affair and and you didn't know
about it, and you look you feel like you look dumb.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
No one really cares about you in this. You shut up.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Here's another example. If you hadn't said anything, nobody'd be
talking to you over it, right, Like, if those people
hadn't acted like crazy people, then we wouldn't maybe have
even recognized what was going on.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
The rapture is here? Move on?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yes? Yeah, I guess we didn't make the cut because
we're still here, guys, and we're still here.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
So I think you said Tuesday or Wednesday though, so
we is still today.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
We still got the holy because it was Tuesday maybe Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
They weren't really sure about the rapture, but it could
happen at any time, but it would appear that we're
still I would imagine this save that cat.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Shirt didn't help anything I did.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
And New York City has been named the most Instagrammable
city in the US, with one hundred and eighty three
million Instagram post tag with its location landmarks like Central
Park the Empire State Building in Times Square make the
city especially photogenic. La was second and Chicago was third.
I'm sure the bean itself was fourth. And if you
(07:55):
haven't been in Chicago and you're not familiar with cloud Gate,
it's imperative that you go to take a picture in
front of it.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Imperative if you if you come to town, you have to.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
If you've seen the bean and you don't have a
picture of your reflection in the bean, then you didn't
really see the bean. Guys, you didn't yet all. And
it has to be a food story if I can
find one. But Uncrustables has revealed a fall flavor. They're
unveiling the peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly flavor with
twelve grams of protein. The frozen sandwiches are headed to stores.
(08:26):
I guess they're frozen. Are they all frozen? Or Crustables
always frozen?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Think so? And then is that what happens? I don't
you know. I'm not a peanut butter and jelly guy.
I'm just not. I'm just not good.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I think you guys made me eat one one time,
but other than that, I've never had one. It's National
Punctuation Day.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Oh, it's your day. I feel like you like that.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I'm a punctuation guy. I like to use proper punctuation.
I like to put that English degree to good use.
Bolina me too, Like ABC, you know what you should do.
You should put the English degree to good use, to
use words to communicate that a major television station is
coming to feature you and for some reason, I have
to be in it with a shirt that says save
that cap.
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