Fred's Fun Fact: Grasshoppers

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's fun fact, Fred fun so much, so fuck so much.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
You know what the thing is? I did the gorilla
thing and now my voice is shot for like the
rest of the day. It's fine. Did you know what
was that? Did your stomach? Because I assumed it is
so close on you? What that noise? I don't know?
Put your According to the Library of Congress, you can

(00:38):
tell the temperature on a hot day based on the
crickets chirping. Did you know this?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
So? According to the Library of Commerce of Congress, Rather,
if you count how many times a cricket chirps in
fifteen seconds and then add thirty seven, you'll get a
number that's pretty close to the current temperature even fair enough? What?
Just open that? Tell me?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
You know it? Your phone is dead. My phone is dead,
and I'm dying to know where the temperature is. I'm
gonna find me a cricket. Yeah, put my coochie sweater off.
I'm gonna smell it first, and then my coochie sweater,
and then I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna find a cricket.
I wist they start chirping, dog, and then it chirps,

(01:27):
and then I add thirty seven, and then I know
how hot it is, and then I can take my
sweater off if it's too hot. You get paid for this.
Can you believe this? You can't. It's a real I'm
not making this up though it's The Library of Congress
says it, so it must be true. And how someone
determined this, I don't know, isting their time on this
yeast over there. The same guy that knows that beaver

(01:49):
secretion tastes like vanilla. It's the same guy.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
More fresh show next here,