May 23, 2025 • 37 mins
Bella's husband asks her to stop talking about her hemorrhoids with him. Count your pennies, literally because the United States is going to stop producing them. Lastly, Fred can't stop talking about how Tom Cruise eats popcorn! Listen now!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Hey, good morning everybody, Friday, May
twenty third. The French show is on Hey Hey, Hey, Hey,
Hey Kaylin, Hey, my guy, Hey are you doing Hey Jason? Hey?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
What up?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Hey? Paulina?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Hey, O Hey, Kiki Hey? No, I mean it's you're
on the phone. That's sextay five five five nine to
one one o three five. Will you text your intell
to come in here. I want to chat with her.
I want to chail with her, you know. And people
are like, well, why can't why can't you just hear
you say that? Well, because I think she listens to
something that happens in like forty five seconds. Yeah, I
don't think she listens to it takes a different podcasts
(00:39):
on him. She listens to a whole different show. Correct,
it's a whole different feed and my whole different feed.
I mean, it's it's our direct competitor. She listens to them.
She thinks they're really good. It's Friday, guys, Hopefully you
got a long weekend coming up. We'll get to the
biggest stories of the day headlines. Uh in a little bit,
the entertainment report, blogs, miss hour, what are you can
(01:00):
have a report?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Game?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
A couple things.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So, first of all, on a day ramas big timed
Tom Cruise in the most insane way. Also, one thing
you're not gonna do is subpoena Miss Taylor Allison Swift.
I called this, but you're not about to do that.
She's not getting called to no courtroom. Okay, all right,
that's all coming up. Waiting mataphone is new this morning?
Why didn't somebody get ghosted? Rub to twelve hundred bucks
(01:22):
with Kiki in the showdown. Five games remain until show
bis Shelley returned. Yes, bucks is the prize of Friday Throwback.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dance party is coming up. Lots of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Bellahamine contributed to our little little sheet here that we
have little shared document and people write their ideas for
the show into or in contribute whatever, and you said
sending to the effect of who am I supposed to
share graphic details about my life with if not my husband?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So the question was how much mystery do you leave
in your relationship? So I'll put it out there? Eight
five five five five, Where's where's the line? Well, no,
she'll tell her story and she'll go back in. No,
don't worry, Jason, You're a full time member of the show.
You get to stay. Jason's immediate meat is to do
(02:18):
someone else's job. No, no, I want you to sit
right there. She's gonna tell her story and then go
do her job. You don't have to do everyone else's job.
Do we have to have that speech today? You do
everyone else's job and you don't have to. I want
you to relax, put your feet up if you want. Well,
they're probably not. I don't worry about it, you know.
(02:41):
I just love how Jason's the first one to step
up to do somebody else's job. You don't have to
do it. So bellamine is what is the situation ahead?
What is the example that you have when did this
present itself in your relationship?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, a couple of days ago, I had to use
the restroom and I'm scared, and I tell I'm not shy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, well, I mean maybe a little shy, remember that
this is the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But I'm not too shy.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm just like, I hope I can say this word
on the radio. You can't.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I can't, Okay, medical thing. It's a medical okay, perfect.
So I tell Ben everything, like literally everything. And so
the other day I went to out of the bathroom
and I had hemorrhoids. And I went and I, well,
I don't know if it's hemorrhoids. I talked to my doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But you make things up, okay, don't We don't have
to get to and okay, we don't have to get
to in a detail about Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So there's something going on in the in the in
the booty area.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, exactly. And so I went to tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I went to tell him. The first thing you
thought to do is tell him?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, of course I would tell him. And so I
told him. I'm like, hey, babe, I think I got hemorrhoids.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
And then he like turns to me and he's like,
you know, you don't have to tell me everything.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And I was like, so who am I supposed to tell?
I had to tell somebody? And you signed up for this,
well you did.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Did he sign up to hear about everything going on
with you? I?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Sure hope. So we've got eternity. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We have eternity to check them out. Like I stopped
the looks stop, yes, stop, But you've made Mike look
at your.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Well No, I've never had that problem, but like I
would if he was like there's something wrong with my butt.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'd be like, Okay, let me see.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You can't see those.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I think I think you can.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I think I think mine were okay, well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Think they're like outside. I think I think you can
get both times. From what I understand, I too have.
I thought I had all kinds of things going on,
and it turns out I've had I've had ganders of
all parts of my body because I'm a hypochondriac, and
I'm convinced that I've had everything.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm convinced that I had stars.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And and you can see everything bad ones. Oh, you
just went ahead and googled that? Is that what you did?
I don't know know where that I can't see. I
don't where that came from. You can see the bad ones,
pull them up on your phone side.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I don't actually know if I have them.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I don't want to get too. I mean, I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
We no, no, we don't.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We don't. Again, you don't need to tell us either, Okay,
why tell us everything?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I need to tell him, but.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I wanted to. Where's the line in your relationship? Thank you, Bella.
Now you can go into it. If anyone chooses and about.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Your issue, it's okay, but you.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Tell him everything.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh yeah, everything everything you could think of. I tell that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But why okay, well before you go into the phone,
then why why is it important.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
For him to know?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's not It's like I don't know whatever's happening in
your body.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I just like telling him everything. I don't like being
the only one to know this stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
But I'll tell him anything, like I'll tell everyone anything.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But there's stuff going on with you. I'm sure that
there's nothing he can do about it. Yeah, he's not
as though you're like sick and he can care for you.
Like this is a personal issue. And at some point
you probably want him to do things in that area.
You know that aneral area, And I don't know, and
I don't know about that, but you know what I mean,
the nether region.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You really never done it before ever in her life.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, mom, And I don't know why a guy or
a girl needs to have that information. I believe that
we like to call it around here, preserving the sexy,
Like there's there's such thing as too much information.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I honestly don't care. We've been together since we were seventeen,
but that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I think the reason he's telling you that is because
he's like, I don't need it. I don't need to
know that, Like he's he's the one saying.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This, not me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He said, I was getting graphic about it.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
He said, it was fine that I told him, but
the details were they should have.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Left them necessarily necessary.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, thank you, thank you, very nice.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Thank you, yes, very nice. Right now we're going down
with them, right, She said, don't tell me, She said,
I'll tell you on the radio.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, okay, tells me that he does. He's held against
as well, like he doesn't want to know these things.
But that was the type that will like tell him
just because sheels like it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Like you come in here and talking about all kinds
of different things.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Sorry, open, do you tell Hobby all these things?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Absolutely not, And he clearly doesn't listen.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, no, he stopped doing that before we got married.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He's any better.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
He's smart, Yeah, oh no, he is smart.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Smart man.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Literally, I will tell him if things affect him or
pertain to him, but I don't get graphic, you know,
I'll just bigure this is happening, right, now, oh yeah,
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know, well, I mean that's yeah, I guess I.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Don't like explain or you know, make like a power
point for him and show him things like that.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And do all that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, I stopped doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And Jason, you would actually have you had to do
the inspection before? Uh no, not there, nobody would if
he had a problem. But they have physicians for this,
Like there are people whose job it is to go
ahead and take a look and help you, people who
actually know what they're looking at. But like you know,
in the moment, we were like, oh my god, what
is that?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
We can't see it? Like I'd be like, can you
just look at this? Like what does it look like?
Like what's going on back there? And then I would
let him take a look, and then I would go
to a I wouldn't trust his medical advice, but like,
what's going on back there?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Show me?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I don't know, it's been almost fifteen years, like it
literally like there's nothing that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So we just give up. Then we just give up
after fifteen up.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
It's just a lover of comfort, Like there's nothing that
he doesn't know or hasn't seen. In vice versa, I
think it's comfort. It's not giving up. I think it's
comfort and trust.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Caitlin, I know I know the answer you probably well.
I mean, he took your your vaginal subpot stories. So
there's obviously a lot of communication between the.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Two of you about we ingested those.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, I said took, I don't know if yeah, he's
yeah whatever, he I don't think. I don't think you
put him in his vagina. So I think everybody knew
what took meant.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
But well, I meant like that was on his own time.
I didn't know he was doing that, or I would
have stopped him. But I know I still preserve some things.
But like we've already I mean we've only been together
for a little over a year, but like we've already
like gone through some health issues where like I've had
to go to the emergency room with like I've had
to help him throw up. So I mean we've gotten there.
(09:04):
But I don't do poop stuff. I don't too in
front of him. I will get a good belt out. Yeah,
so I tried to.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But we have a one bedroom.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
We have no fan in our bathroom, which I am
so pissed off about. Still, so there's been a little
you know, things that maybe he could have heard on accident.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
But I don't do duty stuff, okay, and kiki oh,
I don't do nothing. I don't play with bodily functions.
But big tim is he's very open about anything that
he doesn't care. But I'm very like no like Jason.
I will put a tripod on a phone and take
a picture there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I have tried to take pictures and places on my
body I can't see. Before I would ask anybody to
help me with that. I mean, there's no one in
my house and mind myself. But I mean I would
go to a doctor before I would ask the person
who I'm making love to now.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
With my girlfriends though it's any and everything, I mean
my and just offered to get an ingrown that I
had going on that I couldn't really see.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So with my friends were we've been through this life
for long.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah yeah, and people are texting like he watched me
have a baby. There's no line I was gonna say.
I mean, I guess, but yeah, well we don't have to.
We don't have to, you know, I mean like there's
certain times where yeah, that would be a time where
you know, everything's out there because you don't want to
miss that moment, but I don't. I could miss the
moment where you have a pimple on your butt. I
(10:28):
could miss that moment. Oh, Like I don't need I don't,
I'm not. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I think there's something to say that, Like it doesn't
disgust me, right, Like I think that just means that
like it's another level, right, Like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, think of relationships like video games, and like you
access different levels.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Like I've reached the final boss.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Right, and like once there's like a love there that's
like unconditional, you don't.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Look at it. It's the same thing with my sister,
Like I.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Don't look at you differently because I hit this level
of love for you that it's really not affecting.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But that's the point is maybe we don't need to
cross that line. Maybe maybe we don't need to find
that level, that level of comfort. Like I don't need
you to have the same love that you have for
your sister for me. I need you to have the
kind of love where you want to like do it
to me all the time and you and I don't
need to remind you that, like oh, I don't know.
My stomach hurts. You know, all day long, I've had
this stomach issue. But do it to me.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's like I can handle this myself, and I don't
necessarily need to tell you about it because well, I
you know it's going to go away someday and I
don't need you to remember it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Sometimes you can't hide it, like when you live with someone.
Sometimes things accidentally, No, but like full time, like sometimes
like you really can't, like there's calamity. It's like if
you accidentally are doing one thing and something else happens.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Like you know, I must be some deity or something
because I don't have these I don't have these emergency
situations on the regular.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm so lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't understand, Like I don't, I don't know. I'm
the same how to hum and the rest of you
guys are, But I don't put my pants on a
regular I just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It never happens when you have.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Like a Lady of the Night over or you want
to let's.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Lady escorts right right?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You mean the Asian ones? Yeah, no, I mean what
are you talking about? I mean people already think a
lot of things about me. Let's not put that out there. Okay,
I met you when I have a guess, a someone
who I'm interested in was there on their own, on
their own volition, someone who's choosing to be there, and
it's not being compensated.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well that's what a lady of the night is.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay, say that, and I guarantee she didn't know what
that meant.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
There's so much I'm not I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Not above a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But I can honestly tell you that everyone who's who
stopped by the house has done so because they chose
to and wanted to correct. There was no currency exchange
of any kind. You know, friend, when when you order
those ladies, you know, when you engage in prostitution. You know, No,
(13:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is how people say things to me.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
None of that today.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, so that that's never occurred. So now what so
when I have a guest over what I.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Don't even know anymore?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Well, we have a guest over, Like you're telling me,
it's so easy to conceal everything, Like when you hold
in that one part where like it pretty much goes
up your spine to your brain.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Like, yeah, well, if I was able to hold it
and went to my brain, then I guess I never
no one knew about it, but none the wiser.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
There's like noises I get made.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know what I worry about is I can
conceal most of that stuff. I feel like I feel
and even if even if I'm not, I'm really trying hard.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
What is that ice cream or beer? Because I know
those are issues for you were.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Both at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, I mean sometimes I do that.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Your your usual beer and ice cream times.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I do. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a great Tuesday night
for me. I do my own kegstands by myself. You
should see it. I brought myself up and then and
then I get my soft serve machine out and I
just sit there and just consume the dairy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You know that some people that's what I figured you
were like, That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's why I come in here Wednesday. I'm skinny, man.
It's a calm, I don't. I just make every effort
to conceal it. And I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I guarantee someone's heard you before, just so you know it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Don't want to maybe, but at least I made every
effort for them.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Not to That's all you can do. They're paying to
say anything. It's them out before they can hear any
of it. Your uper.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I mean, that might be a kind thing to do
if I'm not feeling well, it might be a kind
thing to do to be like you gotta.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Go right, all right, I'll try to put my boyfriend
out an yours out there.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, I'm I know I'm the weirdo, but I
just I don't. I think there's It's not that I
don't care. It's not that I don't empathize, but like
I don't know if you if you're having certain issues
like female issues or whatever, like tell me about it.
If there's something I can do for you, I will.
But other than that, I don't know what else to say.
Like I can't like if you get into graphic detail
(15:16):
with me about it. It's like, it's not that I
don't I don't know what I think. That's I think sometimes,
I mean, there are immature men out there who like
think it's gross or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I don't think that at all.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I just I can't offer you anything, you know, so
like I think sometimes when are like you know, guys.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Don't understand, and they don't. They don't.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
They don't listen to me talk about this stuff the
way they should. It's not that, I mean, I grew
up with women. It's just I don't. I can't unless
I can go buy you something or give you medicine,
help you get medicine, or like warm up a heating
pad for you or something like, I don't know. Like,
it's just it makes me uncomfortable because it's like, uh, okay,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I mean, like, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you know, and just listen to me. Nothing you
can do. You can't take this pain away, cramps away.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What worries me, though, is the stuff that happens when
I'm asleep, because I'm sure that I toot when I'm asleep. Yeah,
and that's embarrassing and you can't obviously do anything about that.
But this is why I was saying yesterday, yesterday, yesterday,
where's this New York accent coming from? This is why
I was saying yesterday or the day before or whatever,
that I would probably be the skinniest person you've ever
(16:21):
seen if I live with somebody, because all this fat
stuff I do, that's not true that all of fat
stuff I do. No, I'm serious, like the stuff like
I where I just eat, like with reckless abandon like
where I order half the menu on a Friday night
after I may or may not have stumbled upon a
gummy like or eat ice cream or whatever it is. Like.
I would not be messing around with these things if
(16:42):
I were, if I lived with somebody, because I wouldn't
want you know, the aftermath.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh you do it in the car, Yeah, you do
it on the way home.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
But then the aftermath still happens.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, would you go and do it? Okay? No, I
wouldn't want the judgment. Honestly, I'm gonna lose fifty pounds
if I ever get. I'm telling you to because no,
well no, because some people say it's comfortable, I'll be
uncomfortable really because I don't want to get caught up.
I don't want to be tuting in my sleeve, So
I'm not going to eat the bag of Freedoms before
I go to bed or whatever I do.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Occasionally when I, you know, am indulging. What does this? Liz? Yes?
I Liz, what what does you do?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And who did?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What is who?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
We're in a pool.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, are you? Are you a hot tub right now?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I was just wondering, are you taking a bath?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No? My phone just sucks.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh that too?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, So what what is the level of comfort in
your relationship or I guess former?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, so my ex had a hemorry in her but
so she was like, can you put a hemorhy cream?
And I was like yeah. So, bouncing back on what
Jason said, I feel like it's the level of comfort
and trust.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, we don't need it here, you know, we don't
need it. You're a nice person, but we don't need it.
Thank you, Liz, haven't I say, g I just I
don't need their level of trust or comfort.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I don't. We can.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We can stop right there, you know, like right like
like emergency contact status, but not putting things in my
butt kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
You do you have something I need for you to
look at them during the song?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, we're not intimately romantic, so go ahead, come over.
I mean I'll look at it and go oh damn,
And then that makes you feel bad. Headlines are net
you Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Somebody texted h that they find the gym when they're
you know, in a hotel room on vacation or whatever,
and they're trying to conceal stuff. It's like, man, you're
(18:39):
really into fitness on this trip. You know me, I
gotta find the nearest treadmill everywhere I go, you.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Now I can see that. I can also see the
hotel lobby being very popular.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's where I was.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And you guys like I realize I'm the weirdo, Like
I get it. This is human, natural stuff and people
should be able to talk about it, and they're There's
no judgment from me if you do. I'm just a weirdo,
and I'm a weirdo about my own stuff, so your
stuff might even be easier for me to deal with it.
I'm just I go to the doctor, like I have
a stomach ache, like, well, what are your symptoms? I
(19:13):
don't know, my tummy hurts well, like but what though,
like what hurts like it? And then is this happening
or that happening? Or then I'm like maybe I don't know,
Like why you need to tell me what's wrong? You know,
I'm a doctor. I hear this all day. It's not gross.
I need to see to hear it so I can
give you the what you need and you can get
out of here feel better.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, I don't know, might tell me.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, but like, so what do you think is gonna happen? Like,
how could they help? I'm embarrassed, I'm bashful. I don't
know why, Like, then don't even go to the doctor. Well,
I'm not gonna tell. I mean, you can eventually coax
it out of me. Okay, it takes about forty five minutes.
But you know that's if you ever go to the
doctor and the doctor's are like seven or eight appointments behind,
it's because they're in there trying to convince me to
tell them what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And I used to think, like could I if I
could hire a doctor to come to my house and
sit on my cow, which that maybe I'd be more
comfortable telling them things.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But I don't think that's true either.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh No, I don't know why, because I grew up
like my my parents were very open. It wasn't it
like it wasn't a rigid or sort of proper environment.
It wasn't like we didn't talk about that stuff or whatever.
It's I just I've never been comfortable talking about bodily stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I don't know. I just don't And if I can't
help you, then I don't know how that information benefits
me or you, Like you tell me about your hemorrhoids
kiky all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's like what it's like.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But then I'm going down there and we're doing fun stuff,
and it's like, how do you get that out of
your mind? Right?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Oh, that's what that's what you feel like.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
It'll be weird for I think, like if if we're
getting too detailed about the stuff that goes on down there,
and then it's like fun time, that's why they preserve
the sexy you know, And then and then it's like, oh,
well now I'm down here, and then oh but I
remember that from It's like oh yeah, okay, and then
why don't we get over that?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I think I keep some things private, Like I think
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, there you go these for by some things. I
mean that everything, Yeah, you do you it's fine, it's amazing.
I don't use the rest restroom at all. Actually, I
actually had a boss once who and there was a
rumor about this and when someone said this to me,
I realized it was true. No one ever saw him
use the restroom. No one ever saw him go into
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a restroom. And apparently he believed this was some kind
of power play, like he was infallible or something like
it was a weakness. He saw it as a weakness,
like when you're going to the bathroom, you're in like
a weak state or something. Or if you run into
your coworkers in the bathroom, it's like an awkward kind
of equalizer, especially for men, because we all kind of
line up against the wall for the YearIn And I
(21:39):
guess this dude had a theory that like, my employees
should like I'm the leader and I'm the boss, and
no one should ever see me do like human things.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Now that's a whole new level.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Now.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I never talked about it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But I'm like, you know, what's funny is I've never
seen like everyone else that works here, I've seen in
there at one point or another in passing, never him,
So I don't know if that's a real thing. Memorial Day,
of course, is Monday, and fifty two percent of Americans
think that it's lost its original meaning. Only sixty percent
(22:12):
say that remembering America's fallen troops is the first thing
that they associated with now, and that includes forty eight
percent of gen z Ors. Nearly one point two million
men and women have given their lives over the past
two hundred and fifty years to put us in a
place where we can And this is that intended to
be a speech, by the way, but that's the point
of the day. And so if you would, you enjoy
(22:32):
your long weekend if you get one, but take a
second to remember why we're having the weekend. And I
think I was talking to someone about this this week.
There was an article about saying happy Memorial Day, and
maybe that's not the right way to phrase it, because
you know, it's a somber remembrance, but yet a reflection
on the fact that we have these freedoms and that
we can sort of kick back and relax for a
(22:52):
few days. And we have a lot of people to
think for that and their families and current military and
I can go on and on. So maybe think about
that this weekend. And that's my I'm off my soapbox now.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
But that was a good message that was because people
don't remember.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
They just got like people on Club flyers, Memorial Day sales.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You know, yeah, you come buy a couch, you can
get thirty percent off a mattress, which has nothing to
do with the why how's my grand daddy? Like, well,
I mean people are great. They do the same thing
for every other holiday. It's like because people are off
and they're more likely to be out and about doing stuff,
and it's all good. Like, you know, we live in
a great country and we do have the ability to
you know, eat some hot dogs and do whatever this weekend.
But that's the reason why we're doing it. So and
(23:30):
I think, honestly, I feel like a lot of a
lot of people, it's like three day weekend, and then
we forget kind of why, yes, why we're doing that.
So the penny is going away officially, the US mint
will stop making new pennies within a year. When is
the last time that any of you physically used a penny? Oh,
like a couple days ago, stop it. Yeah, you carry
change around in my car and you're like my g dad,
(23:53):
I called.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Him g Dad.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He was oh yeah, he always had changed in his pocket.
And well this is I mean, he was alive and
more of a cash era, but he was the guy
that could do the math in his head really quickly,
so he'd get dollar bills back, you know. So let's
say it would be like, I don't know, the bill
was four dollars or three dollars and ninety eight cents
or whatever, so what would you do? Then he would
(24:16):
give like a he would give like a five and
two pennies and get a dollar back. Or if I
did the math right on that off the top of
my head, because so that he could. I mean, it
was just like there's too much work.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Older people love to do that.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah, Like when I worked at KFC, I used to
get so annoyed, like, bro, let me just give you
the change, like come on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But the truth is I've probably lost thousands of dollars
worth of change over the course of my life because
especially now, if you go someplaces they give you a
bunch of change, like good luck using that somewhere else,
like you got to go to the bank or something.
You got to roll it up or go to one
of those grocery store things where they they give you
the money at at the end of it.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, it goes in my car, like in the little
whatever change compartment. Yeah, and then when I'm going through
like a drive through or whatever. I'll give her or
him the exact change out of there, so they just
give me money back like cash.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
How yeah, no, no, how long do you think before
cash goes away?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Because I just walk around taping his phone.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm amazed using cash at all because I don't even
I don't even know if I have maybe twenty bucks
in my wallet. I don't know, because again, everything's everything's
on the credit card.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
And it gets wild. You just tap tap tap tap,
like it's not it's not real. Yeah, it doesn't feel real.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
It's not real. Or you go to a website now
or or like an app, or you buy something like
I bought a couch the other day on and it
was Apple pay. You bought a couch?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I bought a couch.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, I've had it right for what room? Like, Well,
I've had I've had the existing couch for fifteen years.
I decided it was time for a new couch. But yeah,
that was just so nice.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
That's such a commitment. Well, who got the old one?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No one's got the old one? You want? You want
my old couch?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I don't know. Maybe I don't know what I mean,
why were we involved in anyway?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well, because I got married, my bag. Oh it's time
for a new cat. I thought after fifteen years it
was time for a new couch.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know, a new look. I just thought it
was some.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Different, so deep and beautiful. A new couch is cheaper, Wow, Jason,
thank you. I'm also I don't know who you were
referring to, but I'm flattered. I don't know than a
new couch is cheaper than moving. Yes, you know, it's
like I'm looking for something different, So I'm like, I'll
get a new couch and that's gonna cost me a
(26:25):
lot less than you know, finding a whole new living room.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I don't know why is it so in saying
I think fifteen years is an acceptable period of time
Now it really is.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
It's just if I was buying a couch, I would
literally come in here show each one of you the
couch before I made the commitment, because it's such a commitment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And you know what's amazing is I'm donating the couch.
That's the current plans to donate the couch. Well, I mean,
if you wanted, but I don't know what's gone down.
But I feel wasteful still buying myself a new couch
after fifteen years, because it's like, there's nothing wrong with
this one, because there is nothing wrong with that one. Yeah,
it's just time for something different. But I'm like, for
(27:01):
like two weeks, I've been calling my mom. Should I
get a new couch? She'd get a new couch? Yeah, Like,
but Mom, is the there wrong with this one? It's
you can get a new It's fine, Like it's this
isn't wasteful, like you're donating and then you've had this
one for a long time and you want a new look,
so go ahead, yes, go ahead and do it. I
still call my mom for permission, and I'm forty something
years old. But yeah, I'm sorry I didn't share that
with you.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I didn't. I didn't think that was worthy of the air.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But my point is, I literally I buy the couch
and then it's like, do you want to pay for
this with Apple Pay? And it's Apple pay double click.
I own a couch, right, like yeah, thousands of done
it in two seconds. It's like, dang, thank you, there
it is. I own a couch. Like that's that's the
part that's dangerous for me. It really is is it
(27:42):
doesn't feel like a real money exchange money because if
I have to go into a store and tap the thing,
at least I had to like take the time. Okay,
I'm going to the store now and like I go
buy the thing and whatever. No, you can buy anything
you want like eBay or whatever. Else is just ding
and it's got ding here it comes. That's dangerous. It
is a shopping website. Same way how I live. Yeah,
(28:03):
so the penny's going away, and I don't know if anyone.
I guess Jason's only one who's going to be affected
negatively by this. I do my pennies. The government says
that there's going to be an above average hurricane season.
Scientists predict a busy twenty twenty five Atlantic hurricane season
thirteen to nineteen, name storms six to ten becoming hurricanes
three to five, reaching major strength with winds over one
hundred and eleven miles an hour. Warm ocean waters. I
(28:26):
know you're big on this, Jason, as a I know
your dream was to become a TV meteorologist. I go, yeah,
it still is, and so warm ocean waters, as you know,
weaker winds and an active African Monson are fueling the forecast,
although it's not as extreme as last year's. Yelp has
unveiled its top twenty five burger chains in the US,
(28:47):
and it goes as follows in and Out Burger, the
Habit Burger Grill. I've never been to the Habit Burger Grill.
They pay for this spot, you think so, Yeah, shank
Shack and Islands Restaurants.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Hey, I don't know what that is either.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Honestly, maybe I've been to an I don't think I
have been to An Island's rest. I don't think I have.
Freddy's at number six. Now, if you haven't had Freddy's,
it's pretty good. It's an emerging chain coming out of
the Midwest. Yeah, I think it's out of Kansas or
something like. And of course I had to go. I
drove by one one time and I had to go
because it's Freddy's. I'm like, I got to go in
there and it was delicious. I recommend they're good.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, it looks like Habit Burger and Girl is on
like the East coast and West coast.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Nothing in the middle of the country.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Kind of like In and Out only on the West Coast.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I guess, yeah, and then I got five guys, A
bunch of a lot of them I haven't heard of before.
Towards the bottom, though, Steak and Shake, checkers, crawls. You
in your Wendy's. At the bottom, A lot of people
would tell you Wendy's is the best fast food burger.
I would argue that it's five guys if you consider
five guys fast food, because I think five guys is
slightly elevated because it's expensive. Yeah, it's my price that's
(29:56):
elevated by rights. Yeah, but it's good and you could
go in if you really wanted to. You can get
seventy eight toppings on the burder for the price. I don't,
which is probably why I think it's really expensive.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
But it's good.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
A guy tried to bring a stun gun a board
a flight, but it was a cane stun gun.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I know you could do this. I might start walking
to work with a cane.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sick.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I might start working if you see if you see
me start walking to work with a cane, just know
at the end of it is a stun gun. Yeah right,
And if you make me meds the TSA agent said
Idaho and airport in Idaho.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
They didn't say which one. They just said at Idaho Airport.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, I think there's more than one, but anyway, they
stopped a man from bringing aboard a stun gun disguised
as a cane. Scatters detected that the cane had been
tampered with. Inside was an artificially concealed stun gun. The
owner of the cane told officers that they set out
to buy a cane sword for self defense, but couldn't
find one, so they resorted to buying a cane stun
(30:54):
gun instead. You can bring a stun gun tas or
whatever on a planet. Has to be checked though in
the check bags. You can't bring it into the oh
the cabin. I don't normally do movie releases, but Mission Impossible,
The Final Reckoning. A lot of people have been talking
about that. That's in theaters this weekend. Did you see
the video of Tom Cruise. I guess he's been going
to actual theaters and watching the movie.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Okay, that's not him.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You don't think it's him.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I think that's like a robot or a fake Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Really, because I'll tell you this that there's one. There's
one like video I saw of him in a movie
theater eating popcorn corn. Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yes, I don't think that's him.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
He's holding a popcorn bucket and he's and whoever it is,
whatever it is, is he throwing popcorn at his mouth
and missing. And someone asked him in an interview, is
that how you eat popcorn? And he's like, yeah, but
I wonder if that's I'm with you. Is that him
or a stun double or something like? Is he really
just out here going to these but he stood there
(31:51):
or he's like leaning up against the wall and he
has a bucket of popcorn in one hand and his
hands in the other, and instead of like a normal
person putting the popcorn in his mouth and just eating it,
he just tosses it like it towards his mouth in
the general direction it would hit his face and bounce off.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh it's a robot. Mm hmm. You see it is
a tom Cruise.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yes, it's as if it was his first time with popcorn,
like a robot would be.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh, it was very very strange. Yeah, I don't know
what's going on with that.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But that's in theaters and Lelo would stitch too if
you want to go see that.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Equal opportunity for everybody this.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Weekend National road Trip Day and National don't Friday in
the Sun in parentheses.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Thank you, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Okay, sometimes she has to explain to me what the
days are and I can see where it is in parentheses.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
The entertainer Report will do it next new waiting by
the phone coming up to Fred Show. Calin's Entertainment Report
is on the Fred Show.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Justin Beldoni has withdrawn his subpoena to Miss Taylor Swift
involving that legal battle with Blake Lively. Taylor was initially
subpoena due to her close friendship with Blake, but you know,
the allegations were suggesting that she was somehow involved in
scriptwriter and casting and meetings that Blake had with Justin,
(33:05):
and that Blake was using their friendship for leverage. But
obviously reps for her clarified that she had no involvement
in the film's production as she was on tour the
biggest tour in history they put in there, which I loved,
and she had no time to be working on this.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
The trial between Blake and Justin is scheduled for.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
March of next year, of course, with allegations of sexual
harassment and retaliation at the central part of the case.
But I always said it will not go to trial
if Taylor has to, you know, testify, and so he took.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
That back real quick, which I thought was kind of
a goofy move.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
By the way, speaking of Taylor, Travis Kelsey pretty much
confirmed that they're living together in that twenty million dollar
Florida mansion that he's been staying at during the off season.
He said that on his podcast, maybe she can term
that patchy back hair that he's got going on. If
you've seen those photos, you know what I'm talking about,
because I don't know. I just wasn't expecting that. I
saw him with his shirt off and he's he's full bear.
So go off. Travis on a day armis or on
(33:58):
ad armis, as Fred would say, has been spotted of course,
out and about with Tom Cruise. We were just talking
about him with everyone assuming that they were dating.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
But she cleared that up real quick.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
She was like, no, no, no, she said, obviously everyone
knows I'm working with Tom Cruise and went on to
talk about how.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
The training involved in his projects are really crazy but enjoyable,
enjoyable for her.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
But they've been seen on private jets, they've been seen
out at events and she's like, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
We're working together.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
We're not dating, which I think I think he's been
trying to date her, that's what the word is.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
But again, I'm cruise. One thing I will give him
credit for is that he he'll be like They'll be like, hey,
I think on this mission impossible, someone's gonna hang on
to the side of an airplane and fly at forty
thousand feet and like just just flap there in the wind.
And he's like, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, And then
he goes and does it like he really does. Like
I don't know if the guys like I've lived long
enough now and so if I flapped the side of
(34:50):
the plane, like so'll be in Yeah. But like he
really does this stuff myself. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
I can't remember who it was when an act recently
was talking about being in a movie with him and
there was a scene where they were chasing each other
on the top of buildings and he was like, oh,
so where are harness is going to attach? And Tom's
like harnesses. We're not doing that, and he's like, well
what if I fall? And he's like, well, don't Yeah,
and I can't remember which actor text me if you
know what I'm talking about. And then he just like
did it because he was like, I can't back out
(35:15):
of this now.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And they were fine. But Tom's just like nuts like that.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
He's tiny, so he can flip around and you know,
do his parkore Is it.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
The same robot that's eating popcorn at all?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Wacky?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
We're going to find out he's not doing any of this.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
I do not think that that's our Tom that we know,
but that's just me, so I don't know, and we.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Should text our friend Jake Hamilton. Jake Hamilton works for
Fox and he I think he knows Tom Cruise, and
I'd like to know what his thoughts are on the
Tom Cruise robot because I don't say I think that
something's non right. Yeah, with that popcorn eating seat, if
we only even put it up on social or something,
but yeah, Fred Show Radio, you got to see this, Like,
no one needs popcorn like that.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I've seen people like toss.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It in their mouth, but there's a little more aim,
a little more you know, more of a desk touch.
You know, they get it a little closer of their mouth.
It doesn't just constantly hit your face and bounce off.
What a waste of popcorn.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yeah, it's a big waste. Fred just mentioned Fred Show Radio.
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Hey? Paulina?
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Hey, O Hey, Kiki Hey? No, I mean it's you're
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one one o three five. Will you text your intell
to come in here. I want to chat with her.
I want to chail with her, you know. And people
are like, well, why can't why can't you just hear
you say that? Well, because I think she listens to
something that happens in like forty five seconds. Yeah, I
don't think she listens to it takes a different podcasts
(00:39):
on him. She listens to a whole different show. Correct,
it's a whole different feed and my whole different feed.
I mean, it's it's our direct competitor. She listens to them.
She thinks they're really good. It's Friday, guys, Hopefully you
got a long weekend coming up. We'll get to the
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(01:00):
have a report?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Game?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
A couple things.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
So, first of all, on a day ramas big timed
Tom Cruise in the most insane way. Also, one thing
you're not gonna do is subpoena Miss Taylor Allison Swift.
I called this, but you're not about to do that.
She's not getting called to no courtroom. Okay, all right,
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Speaker 3 (01:30):
Dance party is coming up. Lots of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Bellahamine contributed to our little little sheet here that we
have little shared document and people write their ideas for
the show into or in contribute whatever, and you said
sending to the effect of who am I supposed to
share graphic details about my life with if not my husband?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So the question was how much mystery do you leave
in your relationship? So I'll put it out there? Eight
five five five five, Where's where's the line? Well, no,
she'll tell her story and she'll go back in. No,
don't worry, Jason, You're a full time member of the show.
You get to stay. Jason's immediate meat is to do
(02:18):
someone else's job. No, no, I want you to sit
right there. She's gonna tell her story and then go
do her job. You don't have to do everyone else's job.
Do we have to have that speech today? You do
everyone else's job and you don't have to. I want
you to relax, put your feet up if you want. Well,
they're probably not. I don't worry about it, you know.
(02:41):
I just love how Jason's the first one to step
up to do somebody else's job. You don't have to
do it. So bellamine is what is the situation ahead?
What is the example that you have when did this
present itself in your relationship?
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Well, a couple of days ago, I had to use
the restroom and I'm scared, and I tell I'm not shy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, well, I mean maybe a little shy, remember that
this is the radio.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
But I'm not too shy.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm just like, I hope I can say this word
on the radio. You can't.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
I can't, Okay, medical thing. It's a medical okay, perfect.
So I tell Ben everything, like literally everything. And so
the other day I went to out of the bathroom
and I had hemorrhoids. And I went and I, well,
I don't know if it's hemorrhoids. I talked to my doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But you make things up, okay, don't We don't have
to get to and okay, we don't have to get
to in a detail about Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
So there's something going on in the in the in
the booty area.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Yeah, exactly. And so I went to tell him.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
So I went to tell him. The first thing you
thought to do is tell him?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Yeah, of course I would tell him. And so I
told him. I'm like, hey, babe, I think I got hemorrhoids.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
And then he like turns to me and he's like,
you know, you don't have to tell me everything.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
And I was like, so who am I supposed to tell?
I had to tell somebody? And you signed up for this,
well you did.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Did he sign up to hear about everything going on
with you? I?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Sure hope. So we've got eternity. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We have eternity to check them out. Like I stopped
the looks stop, yes, stop, But you've made Mike look
at your.
Speaker 7 (04:20):
Well No, I've never had that problem, but like I
would if he was like there's something wrong with my butt.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'd be like, Okay, let me see.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
You can't see those.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I think I think you can.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I think I think mine were okay, well, I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Think they're like outside. I think I think you can
get both times. From what I understand, I too have.
I thought I had all kinds of things going on,
and it turns out I've had I've had ganders of
all parts of my body because I'm a hypochondriac, and
I'm convinced that I've had everything.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I'm convinced that I had stars.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And and you can see everything bad ones. Oh, you
just went ahead and googled that? Is that what you did?
I don't know know where that I can't see. I
don't where that came from. You can see the bad ones,
pull them up on your phone side.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
I don't actually know if I have them.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
I don't want to get too. I mean, I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
We no, no, we don't.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
We don't. Again, you don't need to tell us either, Okay,
why tell us everything?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I need to tell him, but.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I wanted to. Where's the line in your relationship? Thank you, Bella.
Now you can go into it. If anyone chooses and about.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Your issue, it's okay, but you.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Tell him everything.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Oh yeah, everything everything you could think of. I tell that.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
But why okay, well before you go into the phone,
then why why is it important.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
For him to know?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's not It's like I don't know whatever's happening in
your body.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
I just like telling him everything. I don't like being
the only one to know this stuff.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
But I'll tell him anything, like I'll tell everyone anything.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
But there's stuff going on with you. I'm sure that
there's nothing he can do about it. Yeah, he's not
as though you're like sick and he can care for you.
Like this is a personal issue. And at some point
you probably want him to do things in that area.
You know that aneral area, And I don't know, and
I don't know about that, but you know what I mean,
the nether region.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
You really never done it before ever in her life.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, mom, And I don't know why a guy or
a girl needs to have that information. I believe that
we like to call it around here, preserving the sexy,
Like there's there's such thing as too much information.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I honestly don't care. We've been together since we were seventeen,
but that.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
I think the reason he's telling you that is because
he's like, I don't need it. I don't need to
know that, Like he's he's the one saying.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
This, not me.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
He said, I was getting graphic about it.
Speaker 6 (06:32):
He said, it was fine that I told him, but
the details were they should have.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Left them necessarily necessary.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, thank you, thank you, very nice.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Thank you, yes, very nice. Right now we're going down
with them, right, She said, don't tell me, She said,
I'll tell you on the radio.
Speaker 8 (06:49):
Yeah, okay, tells me that he does. He's held against
as well, like he doesn't want to know these things.
But that was the type that will like tell him
just because sheels like it's the right thing to do.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
Like you come in here and talking about all kinds
of different things.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Sorry, open, do you tell Hobby all these things?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Absolutely not?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Absolutely not, And he clearly doesn't listen.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, no, he stopped doing that before we got married.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
He's any better.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
He's smart, Yeah, oh no, he is smart.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Smart man.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
Literally, I will tell him if things affect him or
pertain to him, but I don't get graphic, you know,
I'll just bigure this is happening, right, now, oh yeah,
stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
You know, well, I mean that's yeah, I guess I.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Don't like explain or you know, make like a power
point for him and show him things like that.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
And do all that.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Well that's good.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yeah, I stopped doing that.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
And Jason, you would actually have you had to do
the inspection before? Uh no, not there, nobody would if
he had a problem. But they have physicians for this,
Like there are people whose job it is to go
ahead and take a look and help you, people who
actually know what they're looking at. But like you know,
in the moment, we were like, oh my god, what
is that?
Speaker 7 (07:52):
We can't see it? Like I'd be like, can you
just look at this? Like what does it look like?
Like what's going on back there? And then I would
let him take a look, and then I would go
to a I wouldn't trust his medical advice, but like,
what's going on back there?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Show me?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I don't know, it's been almost fifteen years, like it
literally like there's nothing that.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
So we just give up. Then we just give up
after fifteen up.
Speaker 7 (08:13):
It's just a lover of comfort, Like there's nothing that
he doesn't know or hasn't seen. In vice versa, I
think it's comfort. It's not giving up. I think it's
comfort and trust.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Caitlin, I know I know the answer you probably well.
I mean, he took your your vaginal subpot stories. So
there's obviously a lot of communication between the.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Two of you about we ingested those.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, I said took, I don't know if yeah, he's
yeah whatever, he I don't think. I don't think you
put him in his vagina. So I think everybody knew
what took meant.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
But well, I meant like that was on his own time.
I didn't know he was doing that, or I would
have stopped him. But I know I still preserve some things.
But like we've already I mean we've only been together
for a little over a year, but like we've already
like gone through some health issues where like I've had
to go to the emergency room with like I've had
to help him throw up. So I mean we've gotten there.
(09:04):
But I don't do poop stuff. I don't too in
front of him. I will get a good belt out. Yeah,
so I tried to.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But we have a one bedroom.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
We have no fan in our bathroom, which I am
so pissed off about. Still, so there's been a little
you know, things that maybe he could have heard on accident.
Speaker 9 (09:22):
But I don't do duty stuff, okay, and kiki oh,
I don't do nothing. I don't play with bodily functions.
But big tim is he's very open about anything that
he doesn't care. But I'm very like no like Jason.
I will put a tripod on a phone and take
a picture there.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I have tried to take pictures and places on my
body I can't see. Before I would ask anybody to
help me with that. I mean, there's no one in
my house and mind myself. But I mean I would
go to a doctor before I would ask the person
who I'm making love to now.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
With my girlfriends though it's any and everything, I mean
my and just offered to get an ingrown that I
had going on that I couldn't really see.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
So with my friends were we've been through this life
for long.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah yeah, and people are texting like he watched me
have a baby. There's no line I was gonna say.
I mean, I guess, but yeah, well we don't have to.
We don't have to, you know, I mean like there's
certain times where yeah, that would be a time where
you know, everything's out there because you don't want to
miss that moment, but I don't. I could miss the
moment where you have a pimple on your butt. I
(10:28):
could miss that moment. Oh, Like I don't need I don't,
I'm not. I don't know.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
I think there's something to say that, Like it doesn't
disgust me, right, Like I think that just means that
like it's another level, right, Like I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Yeah, think of relationships like video games, and like you
access different levels.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Like I've reached the final boss.
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Right, and like once there's like a love there that's
like unconditional, you don't.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Look at it. It's the same thing with my sister,
Like I.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Don't look at you differently because I hit this level
of love for you that it's really not affecting.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
But that's the point is maybe we don't need to
cross that line. Maybe maybe we don't need to find
that level, that level of comfort. Like I don't need
you to have the same love that you have for
your sister for me. I need you to have the
kind of love where you want to like do it
to me all the time and you and I don't
need to remind you that, like oh, I don't know.
My stomach hurts. You know, all day long, I've had
this stomach issue. But do it to me.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It's like I can handle this myself, and I don't
necessarily need to tell you about it because well, I
you know it's going to go away someday and I
don't need you to remember it.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Sometimes you can't hide it, like when you live with someone.
Sometimes things accidentally, No, but like full time, like sometimes
like you really can't, like there's calamity. It's like if
you accidentally are doing one thing and something else happens.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Like you know, I must be some deity or something
because I don't have these I don't have these emergency
situations on the regular.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I'm so lucky.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I don't know why.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I don't understand, Like I don't, I don't know. I'm
the same how to hum and the rest of you
guys are, But I don't put my pants on a
regular I just don't.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
It never happens when you have.
Speaker 8 (11:59):
Like a Lady of the Night over or you want
to let's.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Lady escorts right right?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
You mean the Asian ones? Yeah, no, I mean what
are you talking about? I mean people already think a
lot of things about me. Let's not put that out there. Okay,
I met you when I have a guess, a someone
who I'm interested in was there on their own, on
their own volition, someone who's choosing to be there, and
it's not being compensated.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
Well that's what a lady of the night is.
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Okay, say that, and I guarantee she didn't know what
that meant.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
There's so much I'm not I'm.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Not above a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
But I can honestly tell you that everyone who's who
stopped by the house has done so because they chose
to and wanted to correct. There was no currency exchange
of any kind. You know, friend, when when you order
those ladies, you know, when you engage in prostitution. You know, No,
(13:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is how people say things to me.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
None of that today.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, so that that's never occurred. So now what so
when I have a guest over what I.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Don't even know anymore?
Speaker 8 (13:25):
Well, we have a guest over, Like you're telling me,
it's so easy to conceal everything, Like when you hold
in that one part where like it pretty much goes
up your spine to your brain.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Like, yeah, well, if I was able to hold it
and went to my brain, then I guess I never
no one knew about it, but none the wiser.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
There's like noises I get made.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't know what I worry about is I can
conceal most of that stuff. I feel like I feel
and even if even if I'm not, I'm really trying hard.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
What is that ice cream or beer? Because I know
those are issues for you were.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Both at the same time.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Yeah, I mean sometimes I do that.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Your your usual beer and ice cream times.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
I do. Yeah, yeah, it's it's a great Tuesday night
for me. I do my own kegstands by myself. You
should see it. I brought myself up and then and
then I get my soft serve machine out and I
just sit there and just consume the dairy.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
You know that some people that's what I figured you
were like, That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
That's why I come in here Wednesday. I'm skinny, man.
It's a calm, I don't. I just make every effort
to conceal it. And I don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I guarantee someone's heard you before, just so you know it.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Don't want to maybe, but at least I made every
effort for them.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Not to That's all you can do. They're paying to
say anything. It's them out before they can hear any
of it. Your uper.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
I mean, that might be a kind thing to do
if I'm not feeling well, it might be a kind
thing to do to be like you gotta.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Go right, all right, I'll try to put my boyfriend
out an yours out there.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
I mean, I'm I know I'm the weirdo, but I
just I don't. I think there's It's not that I
don't care. It's not that I don't empathize, but like
I don't know if you if you're having certain issues
like female issues or whatever, like tell me about it.
If there's something I can do for you, I will.
But other than that, I don't know what else to say.
Like I can't like if you get into graphic detail
(15:16):
with me about it. It's like, it's not that I
don't I don't know what I think. That's I think sometimes,
I mean, there are immature men out there who like
think it's gross or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I don't think that at all.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
I just I can't offer you anything, you know, so
like I think sometimes when are like you know, guys.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Don't understand, and they don't. They don't.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
They don't listen to me talk about this stuff the
way they should. It's not that, I mean, I grew
up with women. It's just I don't. I can't unless
I can go buy you something or give you medicine,
help you get medicine, or like warm up a heating
pad for you or something like, I don't know. Like,
it's just it makes me uncomfortable because it's like, uh, okay,
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
I mean, like, what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you know, and just listen to me. Nothing you
can do. You can't take this pain away, cramps away.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
What worries me, though, is the stuff that happens when
I'm asleep, because I'm sure that I toot when I'm asleep. Yeah,
and that's embarrassing and you can't obviously do anything about that.
But this is why I was saying yesterday, yesterday, yesterday,
where's this New York accent coming from? This is why
I was saying yesterday or the day before or whatever,
that I would probably be the skinniest person you've ever
(16:21):
seen if I live with somebody, because all this fat
stuff I do, that's not true that all of fat
stuff I do. No, I'm serious, like the stuff like
I where I just eat, like with reckless abandon like
where I order half the menu on a Friday night
after I may or may not have stumbled upon a
gummy like or eat ice cream or whatever it is. Like.
I would not be messing around with these things if
(16:42):
I were, if I lived with somebody, because I wouldn't
want you know, the aftermath.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
Oh you do it in the car, Yeah, you do
it on the way home.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
But then the aftermath still happens.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Yeah, would you go and do it? Okay? No, I
wouldn't want the judgment. Honestly, I'm gonna lose fifty pounds
if I ever get. I'm telling you to because no,
well no, because some people say it's comfortable, I'll be
uncomfortable really because I don't want to get caught up.
I don't want to be tuting in my sleeve, So
I'm not going to eat the bag of Freedoms before
I go to bed or whatever I do.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Occasionally when I, you know, am indulging. What does this? Liz? Yes?
I Liz, what what does you do?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
And who did?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
What is who?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
We're in a pool.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, are you? Are you a hot tub right now?
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I was just wondering, are you taking a bath?
Speaker 1 (17:34):
No? My phone just sucks.
Speaker 3 (17:35):
Oh that too?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Okay, So what what is the level of comfort in
your relationship or I guess former?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Yeah, so my ex had a hemorry in her but
so she was like, can you put a hemorhy cream?
And I was like yeah. So, bouncing back on what
Jason said, I feel like it's the level of comfort
and trust.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, we don't need it here, you know, we don't
need it. You're a nice person, but we don't need it.
Thank you, Liz, haven't I say, g I just I
don't need their level of trust or comfort.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I don't. We can.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
We can stop right there, you know, like right like
like emergency contact status, but not putting things in my
butt kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
You do you have something I need for you to
look at them during the song?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, we're not intimately romantic, so go ahead, come over.
I mean I'll look at it and go oh damn,
And then that makes you feel bad. Headlines are net
you Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Somebody texted h that they find the gym when they're
you know, in a hotel room on vacation or whatever,
and they're trying to conceal stuff. It's like, man, you're
(18:39):
really into fitness on this trip. You know me, I
gotta find the nearest treadmill everywhere I go, you.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Now I can see that. I can also see the
hotel lobby being very popular.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
That's where I was.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
And you guys like I realize I'm the weirdo, Like
I get it. This is human, natural stuff and people
should be able to talk about it, and they're There's
no judgment from me if you do. I'm just a weirdo,
and I'm a weirdo about my own stuff, so your
stuff might even be easier for me to deal with it.
I'm just I go to the doctor, like I have
a stomach ache, like, well, what are your symptoms? I
(19:13):
don't know, my tummy hurts well, like but what though,
like what hurts like it? And then is this happening
or that happening? Or then I'm like maybe I don't know,
Like why you need to tell me what's wrong? You know,
I'm a doctor. I hear this all day. It's not gross.
I need to see to hear it so I can
give you the what you need and you can get
out of here feel better.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Yeah, I don't know, might tell me.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yeah, but like, so what do you think is gonna happen? Like,
how could they help? I'm embarrassed, I'm bashful. I don't
know why, Like, then don't even go to the doctor. Well,
I'm not gonna tell. I mean, you can eventually coax
it out of me. Okay, it takes about forty five minutes.
But you know that's if you ever go to the
doctor and the doctor's are like seven or eight appointments behind,
it's because they're in there trying to convince me to
tell them what's wrong.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
And I used to think, like could I if I
could hire a doctor to come to my house and
sit on my cow, which that maybe I'd be more
comfortable telling them things.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
But I don't think that's true either.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Oh No, I don't know why, because I grew up
like my my parents were very open. It wasn't it
like it wasn't a rigid or sort of proper environment.
It wasn't like we didn't talk about that stuff or whatever.
It's I just I've never been comfortable talking about bodily stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
And so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I don't know. I just don't And if I can't
help you, then I don't know how that information benefits
me or you, Like you tell me about your hemorrhoids
kiky all the time.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
It's like what it's like.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
But then I'm going down there and we're doing fun stuff,
and it's like, how do you get that out of
your mind? Right?
Speaker 4 (20:36):
Oh, that's what that's what you feel like.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
It'll be weird for I think, like if if we're
getting too detailed about the stuff that goes on down there,
and then it's like fun time, that's why they preserve
the sexy you know, And then and then it's like, oh,
well now I'm down here, and then oh but I
remember that from It's like oh yeah, okay, and then
why don't we get over that?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like I don't know.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
I think I keep some things private, Like I think
that's okay.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
Yeah, there you go these for by some things. I
mean that everything, Yeah, you do you it's fine, it's amazing.
I don't use the rest restroom at all. Actually, I
actually had a boss once who and there was a
rumor about this and when someone said this to me,
I realized it was true. No one ever saw him
use the restroom. No one ever saw him go into
(21:19):
a restroom. And apparently he believed this was some kind
of power play, like he was infallible or something like
it was a weakness. He saw it as a weakness,
like when you're going to the bathroom, you're in like
a weak state or something. Or if you run into
your coworkers in the bathroom, it's like an awkward kind
of equalizer, especially for men, because we all kind of
line up against the wall for the YearIn And I
(21:39):
guess this dude had a theory that like, my employees
should like I'm the leader and I'm the boss, and
no one should ever see me do like human things.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
Now that's a whole new level.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
Now.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I never talked about it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
But I'm like, you know, what's funny is I've never
seen like everyone else that works here, I've seen in
there at one point or another in passing, never him,
So I don't know if that's a real thing. Memorial Day,
of course, is Monday, and fifty two percent of Americans
think that it's lost its original meaning. Only sixty percent
(22:12):
say that remembering America's fallen troops is the first thing
that they associated with now, and that includes forty eight
percent of gen z Ors. Nearly one point two million
men and women have given their lives over the past
two hundred and fifty years to put us in a
place where we can And this is that intended to
be a speech, by the way, but that's the point
of the day. And so if you would, you enjoy
(22:32):
your long weekend if you get one, but take a
second to remember why we're having the weekend. And I
think I was talking to someone about this this week.
There was an article about saying happy Memorial Day, and
maybe that's not the right way to phrase it, because
you know, it's a somber remembrance, but yet a reflection
on the fact that we have these freedoms and that
we can sort of kick back and relax for a
(22:52):
few days. And we have a lot of people to
think for that and their families and current military and
I can go on and on. So maybe think about
that this weekend. And that's my I'm off my soapbox now.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
But that was a good message that was because people
don't remember.
Speaker 9 (23:05):
They just got like people on Club flyers, Memorial Day sales.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
You know, yeah, you come buy a couch, you can
get thirty percent off a mattress, which has nothing to
do with the why how's my grand daddy? Like, well,
I mean people are great. They do the same thing
for every other holiday. It's like because people are off
and they're more likely to be out and about doing stuff,
and it's all good. Like, you know, we live in
a great country and we do have the ability to
you know, eat some hot dogs and do whatever this weekend.
But that's the reason why we're doing it. So and
(23:30):
I think, honestly, I feel like a lot of a
lot of people, it's like three day weekend, and then
we forget kind of why, yes, why we're doing that.
So the penny is going away officially, the US mint
will stop making new pennies within a year. When is
the last time that any of you physically used a penny? Oh,
like a couple days ago, stop it. Yeah, you carry
change around in my car and you're like my g dad,
(23:53):
I called.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
Him g Dad.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
He was oh yeah, he always had changed in his pocket.
And well this is I mean, he was alive and
more of a cash era, but he was the guy
that could do the math in his head really quickly,
so he'd get dollar bills back, you know. So let's
say it would be like, I don't know, the bill
was four dollars or three dollars and ninety eight cents
or whatever, so what would you do? Then he would
(24:16):
give like a he would give like a five and
two pennies and get a dollar back. Or if I
did the math right on that off the top of
my head, because so that he could. I mean, it
was just like there's too much work.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Older people love to do that.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Yeah, Like when I worked at KFC, I used to
get so annoyed, like, bro, let me just give you
the change, like come on.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
But the truth is I've probably lost thousands of dollars
worth of change over the course of my life because
especially now, if you go someplaces they give you a
bunch of change, like good luck using that somewhere else,
like you got to go to the bank or something.
You got to roll it up or go to one
of those grocery store things where they they give you
the money at at the end of it.
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, it goes in my car, like in the little
whatever change compartment. Yeah, and then when I'm going through
like a drive through or whatever. I'll give her or
him the exact change out of there, so they just
give me money back like cash.
Speaker 9 (25:03):
How yeah, no, no, how long do you think before
cash goes away?
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Because I just walk around taping his phone.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Well that was the thing.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I'm amazed using cash at all because I don't even
I don't even know if I have maybe twenty bucks
in my wallet. I don't know, because again, everything's everything's
on the credit card.
Speaker 9 (25:20):
And it gets wild. You just tap tap tap tap,
like it's not it's not real. Yeah, it doesn't feel real.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
It's not real. Or you go to a website now
or or like an app, or you buy something like
I bought a couch the other day on and it
was Apple pay. You bought a couch?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Yeah, I bought a couch.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
I know.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, I've had it right for what room? Like, Well,
I've had I've had the existing couch for fifteen years.
I decided it was time for a new couch. But yeah,
that was just so nice.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
That's such a commitment. Well, who got the old one?
Speaker 3 (25:51):
No one's got the old one? You want? You want
my old couch?
Speaker 4 (25:53):
I don't know. Maybe I don't know what I mean,
why were we involved in anyway?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Well, because I got married, my bag. Oh it's time
for a new cat. I thought after fifteen years it
was time for a new couch.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
I don't know, a new look. I just thought it
was some.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Different, so deep and beautiful. A new couch is cheaper, Wow, Jason,
thank you. I'm also I don't know who you were
referring to, but I'm flattered. I don't know than a
new couch is cheaper than moving. Yes, you know, it's
like I'm looking for something different, So I'm like, I'll
get a new couch and that's gonna cost me a
(26:25):
lot less than you know, finding a whole new living room.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Well, I don't know why is it so in saying
I think fifteen years is an acceptable period of time
Now it really is.
Speaker 9 (26:34):
It's just if I was buying a couch, I would
literally come in here show each one of you the
couch before I made the commitment, because it's such a commitment.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
And you know what's amazing is I'm donating the couch.
That's the current plans to donate the couch. Well, I mean,
if you wanted, but I don't know what's gone down.
But I feel wasteful still buying myself a new couch
after fifteen years, because it's like, there's nothing wrong with
this one, because there is nothing wrong with that one. Yeah,
it's just time for something different. But I'm like, for
(27:01):
like two weeks, I've been calling my mom. Should I
get a new couch? She'd get a new couch? Yeah, Like,
but Mom, is the there wrong with this one? It's
you can get a new It's fine, Like it's this
isn't wasteful, like you're donating and then you've had this
one for a long time and you want a new look,
so go ahead, yes, go ahead and do it. I
still call my mom for permission, and I'm forty something
years old. But yeah, I'm sorry I didn't share that
with you.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
I didn't. I didn't think that was worthy of the air.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But my point is, I literally I buy the couch
and then it's like, do you want to pay for
this with Apple Pay? And it's Apple pay double click.
I own a couch, right, like yeah, thousands of done
it in two seconds. It's like, dang, thank you, there
it is. I own a couch. Like that's that's the
part that's dangerous for me. It really is is it
(27:42):
doesn't feel like a real money exchange money because if
I have to go into a store and tap the thing,
at least I had to like take the time. Okay,
I'm going to the store now and like I go
buy the thing and whatever. No, you can buy anything
you want like eBay or whatever. Else is just ding
and it's got ding here it comes. That's dangerous. It
is a shopping website. Same way how I live. Yeah,
(28:03):
so the penny's going away, and I don't know if anyone.
I guess Jason's only one who's going to be affected
negatively by this. I do my pennies. The government says
that there's going to be an above average hurricane season.
Scientists predict a busy twenty twenty five Atlantic hurricane season
thirteen to nineteen, name storms six to ten becoming hurricanes
three to five, reaching major strength with winds over one
hundred and eleven miles an hour. Warm ocean waters. I
(28:26):
know you're big on this, Jason, as a I know
your dream was to become a TV meteorologist. I go, yeah,
it still is, and so warm ocean waters, as you know,
weaker winds and an active African Monson are fueling the forecast,
although it's not as extreme as last year's. Yelp has
unveiled its top twenty five burger chains in the US,
(28:47):
and it goes as follows in and Out Burger, the
Habit Burger Grill. I've never been to the Habit Burger Grill.
They pay for this spot, you think so, Yeah, shank
Shack and Islands Restaurants.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Hey, I don't know what that is either.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Honestly, maybe I've been to an I don't think I
have been to An Island's rest. I don't think I have.
Freddy's at number six. Now, if you haven't had Freddy's,
it's pretty good. It's an emerging chain coming out of
the Midwest. Yeah, I think it's out of Kansas or
something like. And of course I had to go. I
drove by one one time and I had to go
because it's Freddy's. I'm like, I got to go in
there and it was delicious. I recommend they're good.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Yeah, it looks like Habit Burger and Girl is on
like the East coast and West coast.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Nothing in the middle of the country.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Kind of like In and Out only on the West Coast.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I guess, yeah, and then I got five guys, A
bunch of a lot of them I haven't heard of before.
Towards the bottom, though, Steak and Shake, checkers, crawls. You
in your Wendy's. At the bottom, A lot of people
would tell you Wendy's is the best fast food burger.
I would argue that it's five guys if you consider
five guys fast food, because I think five guys is
slightly elevated because it's expensive. Yeah, it's my price that's
(29:56):
elevated by rights. Yeah, but it's good and you could
go in if you really wanted to. You can get
seventy eight toppings on the burder for the price. I don't,
which is probably why I think it's really expensive.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
But it's good.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
A guy tried to bring a stun gun a board
a flight, but it was a cane stun gun.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
I know you could do this. I might start walking
to work with a cane.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Sick.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
That's so cool.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
I might start working if you see if you see
me start walking to work with a cane, just know
at the end of it is a stun gun. Yeah right,
And if you make me meds the TSA agent said
Idaho and airport in Idaho.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
They didn't say which one. They just said at Idaho Airport.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Well, I think there's more than one, but anyway, they
stopped a man from bringing aboard a stun gun disguised
as a cane. Scatters detected that the cane had been
tampered with. Inside was an artificially concealed stun gun. The
owner of the cane told officers that they set out
to buy a cane sword for self defense, but couldn't
find one, so they resorted to buying a cane stun
(30:54):
gun instead. You can bring a stun gun tas or
whatever on a planet. Has to be checked though in
the check bags. You can't bring it into the oh
the cabin. I don't normally do movie releases, but Mission Impossible,
The Final Reckoning. A lot of people have been talking
about that. That's in theaters this weekend. Did you see
the video of Tom Cruise. I guess he's been going
to actual theaters and watching the movie.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Okay, that's not him.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
You don't think it's him.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
I think that's like a robot or a fake Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Really, because I'll tell you this that there's one. There's
one like video I saw of him in a movie
theater eating popcorn corn. Did you see this?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Yes, I don't think that's him.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
He's holding a popcorn bucket and he's and whoever it is,
whatever it is, is he throwing popcorn at his mouth
and missing. And someone asked him in an interview, is
that how you eat popcorn? And he's like, yeah, but
I wonder if that's I'm with you. Is that him
or a stun double or something like? Is he really
just out here going to these but he stood there
(31:51):
or he's like leaning up against the wall and he
has a bucket of popcorn in one hand and his
hands in the other, and instead of like a normal
person putting the popcorn in his mouth and just eating it,
he just tosses it like it towards his mouth in
the general direction it would hit his face and bounce off.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
Oh it's a robot. Mm hmm. You see it is
a tom Cruise.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
Yes, it's as if it was his first time with popcorn,
like a robot would be.
Speaker 3 (32:15):
Oh, it was very very strange. Yeah, I don't know
what's going on with that.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
But that's in theaters and Lelo would stitch too if
you want to go see that.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Equal opportunity for everybody this.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Weekend National road Trip Day and National don't Friday in
the Sun in parentheses.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Thank you, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Okay, sometimes she has to explain to me what the
days are and I can see where it is in parentheses.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
So there you have it.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
The entertainer Report will do it next new waiting by
the phone coming up to Fred Show. Calin's Entertainment Report
is on the Fred Show.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Justin Beldoni has withdrawn his subpoena to Miss Taylor Swift
involving that legal battle with Blake Lively. Taylor was initially
subpoena due to her close friendship with Blake, but you know,
the allegations were suggesting that she was somehow involved in
scriptwriter and casting and meetings that Blake had with Justin,
(33:05):
and that Blake was using their friendship for leverage. But
obviously reps for her clarified that she had no involvement
in the film's production as she was on tour the
biggest tour in history they put in there, which I loved,
and she had no time to be working on this.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
The trial between Blake and Justin is scheduled for.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
March of next year, of course, with allegations of sexual
harassment and retaliation at the central part of the case.
But I always said it will not go to trial
if Taylor has to, you know, testify, and so he took.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
That back real quick, which I thought was kind of
a goofy move.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
By the way, speaking of Taylor, Travis Kelsey pretty much
confirmed that they're living together in that twenty million dollar
Florida mansion that he's been staying at during the off season.
He said that on his podcast, maybe she can term
that patchy back hair that he's got going on. If
you've seen those photos, you know what I'm talking about,
because I don't know. I just wasn't expecting that. I
saw him with his shirt off and he's he's full bear.
So go off. Travis on a day armis or on
(33:58):
ad armis, as Fred would say, has been spotted of course,
out and about with Tom Cruise. We were just talking
about him with everyone assuming that they were dating.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
But she cleared that up real quick.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
She was like, no, no, no, she said, obviously everyone
knows I'm working with Tom Cruise and went on to
talk about how.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
The training involved in his projects are really crazy but enjoyable,
enjoyable for her.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
But they've been seen on private jets, they've been seen
out at events and she's like, no, no, no.
Speaker 4 (34:23):
We're working together.
Speaker 5 (34:24):
We're not dating, which I think I think he's been
trying to date her, that's what the word is.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
But again, I'm cruise. One thing I will give him
credit for is that he he'll be like They'll be like, hey,
I think on this mission impossible, someone's gonna hang on
to the side of an airplane and fly at forty
thousand feet and like just just flap there in the wind.
And he's like, okay, I'll do it. Yeah, And then
he goes and does it like he really does. Like
I don't know if the guys like I've lived long
enough now and so if I flapped the side of
(34:50):
the plane, like so'll be in Yeah. But like he
really does this stuff myself. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
I can't remember who it was when an act recently
was talking about being in a movie with him and
there was a scene where they were chasing each other
on the top of buildings and he was like, oh,
so where are harness is going to attach? And Tom's
like harnesses. We're not doing that, and he's like, well
what if I fall? And he's like, well, don't Yeah,
and I can't remember which actor text me if you
know what I'm talking about. And then he just like
did it because he was like, I can't back out
(35:15):
of this now.
Speaker 4 (35:15):
And they were fine. But Tom's just like nuts like that.
Speaker 5 (35:18):
He's tiny, so he can flip around and you know,
do his parkore Is it.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
The same robot that's eating popcorn at all?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Wacky?
Speaker 3 (35:25):
We're going to find out he's not doing any of this.
Speaker 5 (35:27):
I do not think that that's our Tom that we know,
but that's just me, so I don't know, and we.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Should text our friend Jake Hamilton. Jake Hamilton works for
Fox and he I think he knows Tom Cruise, and
I'd like to know what his thoughts are on the
Tom Cruise robot because I don't say I think that
something's non right. Yeah, with that popcorn eating seat, if
we only even put it up on social or something,
but yeah, Fred Show Radio, you got to see this, Like,
no one needs popcorn like that.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I've seen people like toss.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It in their mouth, but there's a little more aim,
a little more you know, more of a desk touch.
You know, they get it a little closer of their mouth.
It doesn't just constantly hit your face and bounce off.
What a waste of popcorn.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yeah, it's a big waste. Fred just mentioned Fred Show Radio.
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