May 28, 2025 • 32 mins
Fred asks the crew if they ask their partners hypothetical questions. Plus, Paulina has a mental breakdown when she finds out Southwest is now charging for checked bags. And Chat GPT roasted Fred! Listen now!
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
Wait, it's Radio Survivor. I've been saying this for years.
This is Radio Survivor. We're going to find out in
ten years it was a science experiment. No, it's just like,
let's just let's just mess with everything and see if
they can manage to get people to continue listening. Fred's
show is on, Say morning, everybody, It's Wednesday, May twenty eight.
(00:30):
The Fred Show is here. Hi, Caitlin, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hi,
Kiki Bell. I mean it's here on the phone in
the tech stay five five five nine one one three five,
Busy Day Today, Game show Wednesday, Kiki Karaoke definitely gonna
beat Paulina thirteen hundred bucks in the showdown. Three games
remain today, tomorrow and Friday. Yes, and then we think
(00:53):
Shelley's back. I guess we'll find out when we push
the Shelly button. Yes on Monday, legally contact her. That's
weird if we can't even ask if she's coming back. No,
we can't get firm No. I think I think.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well we can't. We're not her boss. I think if
your there's there's certain procedures. Okay, well where is he?
I don't know what what does he do.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So I'll take care of it, she told me June second.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And I tend to trust her, so I think she'll
be there. She told our friends her friend does at work.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Texture right now? Let me come on. I guess it's
not happening. Management, do something? Come on, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh no, that's six o'clock or eight, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, Yeah, it's your friend Fred not to work. Are
you planning?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Put in your notes? Appen, let's think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Return on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Where are you at? Where you at?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
W y A?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, there, so fast and see the company.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, Well, Jason told me I could do it, so
that boss.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
None of us have any actual authority in here. Actually
that's a good thing. That means I really can't get
sued because I'm not actually a boss. I have no authority,
official authority of any kind. Waiting about the phone. This morning,
the Entertainer Report will do blugs and the biggest stories
of the day this hour. What are you working on?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
K Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So a pardon that I thought was never going to
happen has happened to reality stars and we got to
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And I have to eat my words, like you did yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I was wrong, and anything is possible in this great
country of ours.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Do you guys ever, in your relationships, you guys ever
have arguments like like this one right here, like conversations
and I know the answer, Paulina, But otherwise, conversations like
this from TikTok. Let me push the button like this
one here, if I got would you remarry?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Would I remarry? Yeah? Yeah, I want my mother for
our child. I wouldn't want to have him grow up
without a mom, of course, I mean i'd try to remarry.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, Okay, Well then if you're gonna remarry, are gonna
stay in our house?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That probably would be the easiest thing to do. It's
a nice house. I couldn't afford another one, so yeah,
probably just stay in the house.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And by the way, these are like this is like
a dead end, like there's no there's no right answer
for this. I mean, I guess the only right answer
is no, I would just if you died, I would
just I too would die or something, because like it's
just one questioning to another question that it's just a
deeper and deeper hole for this guy. She could drive
my car if maybe i'd probably so I don't see
(03:48):
why not.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's it's in our name. I would still have the car,
it's paid for. I don't want to buy another car.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Probably let her drive the car.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
What about my stuff?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Like is she gonna wear my clothes because she gonna
wear your clothes? Yeah? No, I would never let her
wear your clothes. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's where you draw the line.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That's where I draw the line.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
See there you go? So so okay, after if something
were to happen to one of you, would you remarry?
And then would you live in the house? And then
and then it just goes from there. But what is
the point of this conversation, Like, because I think it's
going to do you don't You don't do this in hobby?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Absolutely not. I don't play with mortality like you go through.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
His phone, but you don't ask him silly, You don't.
You don't. But you've also admitted, Paulina that you get
into silly arguments with him all that you pick, Well,
then what do you mean absolutely not? This is absolutely
something you would do. He know a line?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
No, I think it's not a kid.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
So like I think of her, I'm like, well, I
would want him to remarry a good person, a good woman,
because I'm no longer going to be here physically.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'll be here in other ways, but not physically.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You and I want I want someone to raise my
daughter or be, you know, a part of our family,
and in that way, it has to be a good woman,
a good person. Like that's that's crazy, Like to argue
about that, like you wear my clothes and drive my car,
Like what about your kids?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Like I'm not worried about that, But I think.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
This is pretty common that people have this thing, would
you what would you do if I died? Would you
date again? Would you get married again? And then people
get mad about the answers, and it's like these are
not real arguments, of.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Course, and if someone is wearing my clothes like that
is farther than anything for me. But I play games
like would you still think I'm pretty if I grew
a second nose right here?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yes? What if I shaved my head? Those kinds of
games more so than anything.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
But do you want a real answer, like if you do?
You know? Yeah, so if he asked you if you
shave your head, would you still find me attractive? I mean, honestly,
my honest answer, and not about you, but for most people.
If you electively shave your head for no other reason,
but you made that choice, I would probably say I
(05:43):
wish you hadn't done that. So, like, obviously, if something happened,
if you get sick or whatever, that's that's very different.
I mean like if you just if you just one
day said I'm gonna shave my head, no, I would say, no,
don't do that. That doesn't make me a bad guy, though,
But I can see this being an argument. Oh you
wouldn't think I'm pretty anymore? Yeah, I mean absolutely maybe.
But you what do you want? Do you want the
(06:05):
right do you want a truthful answer or do you
want the answer that you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I want a truthful answer, So then you.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Don't so he can answer truthfully and you won't take
it out on him. Yeah, then what's the point of
asking the question? Because I like to.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Play fun little games.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean, you get you bored when you live with
someone for twenty four hours a day, heats.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm not sure that I believe that you wouldn't be
penalized for answering.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well, he'd answered correctly, so which is he?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Of course? I would. I would. I would be fine
if you.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Shaved you But I know he doesn't take my hair short.
I know he likes my hair longer than you. No,
he didn't lie to me about the head shaving thing.
He told the truth. But he doesn't. He likes me.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He prefers my hair longer than short. He likes it
either way. But I know that, and I you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He wouldn't find you pretty if he shaved your head.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
No, he said he would. He still finds me pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
He doesn't like you with short hair, but he'd be
okay if you shaved your head. He's doing things.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm pretty with short hair.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
He has a preference, which I know, and I'm mature
enough to be okay with.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I want my hair short, So that's what.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
See, this is the kind of stuff I don't I
just I don't know. Don't ask me these questions. I
don't ask me questions.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Is it logical? I know?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's like, I'm sorry, but I don't like your short hair,
but shave it. Come on, he's gonna answer. He's going
to tell you that you're wonderful, as you probably should.
He's going to tell you're wonderful no matter what you do,
but I don't think that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I do believe he would think I'm pretty either way.
I do believe that in my heart of hearts. Do
I think it's his preference for me to shave my head? No,
but it was a funny little game while we were
washing dishes, and then we moved on, and I said,
what if I grew a nose on my cheek?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't like these games. I don't like these games. No,
I don't like these games because I don't. I'm either
lying or I'm telling you, but I don't, I say, asked.
My point though, is I don't think he's wind up
being fun because I'm the person. Yeah, right, because I
think sometimes if you mean okay, So like she's I
know this is a bit for TikTok, but she's kind
of annoyed, like, oh, really, you'd remarri but I mean
(07:51):
you're dead, You're gone, Like, I don't know. I don't
want to play this game to do this.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
No, he's way too honest for this. I would be crying.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But that's what I might like. You want your man
to be honest, you want your party to be honest,
But then you're asking questions that you don't really want
the answer to. I'm famous for this. I asked, I
asked questions. Of course I can, but I'm admitting. I'm
admitting that I asked questions I don't want the answer to,
and then I'm admitting that I get mad about it.
I'm being fully honest about the whole thing, structor finished.
So it's dumb. So it's dumb because I could do it,
(08:24):
because I wouldn't be angry if you lied to me.
But then i'd be angry if you if I found
out you lied to me. So so the point is
it's a stupid game. Yes, I don't think anybody should
be playing it. No, Okay, well, well I wasn't talking
about you specifically.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Said nobody should be playing it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay. Someone said you skipped the best part of the end.
I don't know. I got enough for the clip, does Mike.
But I don't know who would do this in your relationship,
either one of you. No, we don't.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm the complete opposite of you.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't want to ask questions, I don't want answers to,
and I don't want to give him the least little
bit of out to get me out of his house,
so you don't ask anything about it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, how would one question would get.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You out of his house if if he died?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What would happen if he died? I'm out on the
street period. Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So yeah, I mean that's a shame. I don't ask
the questions. I don't want an answer to ya. I
don't want to know my fate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know. I don't want to torture myself. It's hard.
It's hard to say. I don't. I don't. I don't
want to make this like gender specific, but I don't.
I feel like in male female relationships, in many not
all men get trapped in this question and answer game
where we know what you want to hear, but it's
(09:43):
not necessarily the truth, and you know that, but you
still ask the question anyway, you know. But it's like
these hypothetical arguments and then it becomes a fight and
it's like this isn't a real thing.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So it's easier if I just say, if I just
lie to you, but then I'm lying. And I think.
I think when people ask if I grew a third
nose on the side of my face, would you think
that was hot? I think most people know that if
you somehow grew a third nose or a second nose,
if you had three noses. I don't know how many
people would think that was hot. Really, but you were
expecting him to tell you you're hot no matter what
(10:16):
you do, because that's the entry you want to hear.
But that is not, in fact the truthful answer. Right,
So I don't like this game. Yeah, I don't play
this game. Added to the Constitution. No, don't play dumb
hypothetical games unless you're willing to be lied to. I mean,
you see, there you go. Since someone says, no wonder
Fred is single, right, I'm single because I would tell
the truth to a dumb game's right.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
So you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I am single because I won't lie in a stupid game. Yes,
that's right, you're right, that's exactly right. Yeah, I would
think it was weird if you have three noses. Guess
I would. I would, And that's the truth. And I'm
sorry you can dumb me that. It's fine. Head lies.
The Biggest Stories of the Day and Minutes Fread Show.
Fread's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
(11:06):
Bags don't fly free on Southwest anymore? As of right now,
as of right this second. Wow, I think it happened
yesterday or at midnight or something, but those days are over.
On Flight's book today and going forward, the carrier will
charge travelers thirty five dollars for checking one bag, forty
five dollars for a second, and one hundred and fifty
(11:26):
dollars for a third check bag. Overweight luggage will require
paying up to two hundred dollars in fees.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I'm really shock you guy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
How are you just now learning that we've been talking
about this for six months.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I didn't think it was gonna actually happen. I thought
it was like a bluff thing they're calling bluff. You
know how things don't really happen sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You thought the airline was doing. Asking you a hypothetical,
how would you feel if we started charging for checked bags?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Not great, you guys. This is crazy, girl. I've been
paying for bags for years. Come on, I have not
because I ride with Southwest, right, and.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You don't get a sea and then you gotta stare
people down as they come down the ais a big
giant school bus and we're all just riding along.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
But I am so upset about this because I'm going
to Puerto Rico to see Bad Bunny, and now I've
only pack one outfit instead of ten.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
By the way, ke have incredible news. Yes, I'm so glad,
I asked Chob. But Shelley is coming back on June ninth,
so that means we have a week and a half.
So this is why we have to ask these sorts
of questions. And she said, the boss didn't tell you.
Why would he do that?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Oh so she switched it up.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All right, why would anyone communicate around here? You got
to go right to the source. And if I get sued,
so bia. So it turns out another week. Then, so
you thought you were not We all thought you were
done Friday, but it turns out. But here's the good news.
Here's the fantastic news. Kiki. How how would you feel
if I told you that you have to play the
showdown for another week? I need it, because that's not
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a hypothetical question, that's a real question.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, I need a moment to just.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What you know, what you're feeling right now? You're feeling
like me when I'm running, you know, because I'm trying
to be a new runner now and it's it's painful
and miserable, and I hate it and parble at it
and I hate it. But the way you feel about
this game is the way I feel about when I like,
I'm running with with with getting and the torture my trainer,
and I think I know where he's gonna let us stop, right,
(13:12):
So like I'm pacing myself right my energy, like, Okay,
I can go and go and go, because that's the
spot he's gonna let us take a break right there,
because it usually is. So I'm like exerting myself knowing
there's where my break is. And then we get to
that point he goes, no, no, no, we're going over here.
Now we're going way over And now I'm like out
of energy because I just did everything. I couldn't get
to the point where I thought we were done. Right,
(13:32):
That's where this mental game you're playing with yourself. Yes, yes,
you thought Friday was it so you could just lay
it all out on the field. Yeah, leave it all
out in the field. Yeah it turns out no another week.
Why this is exciting, but it could mean another two
hundred and fifty bucks that goes to you. And we
also were discussing and we can man man man, I
(13:53):
would start my south West, but we'll get back to it.
We were also discussing and this was an idea that
was suggested on the on the text a number of
times and I think on social media too. In order
for you to get the money that I said, you
could have that on June ninth, when she and Shelley returns,
(14:14):
that you take her on as a final handoff as
you give her the game back, you play her and
then if you win, then you can have the money.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
So we've run into a slight issue with that plan.
Why is that because I'm actually on vacation June ninth,
So this is going great, This is going great, girl fabulous.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
We really got our ducks in a row over here,
so submitted and.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Which is usually my style, but Kaylen can witness.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
This is months ago.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I thought, yes, it was all right, Well we're not
doing that then, so I guess you either get the
money or you don't. And that's what we're doing. But
people wanted her to be an official handoff, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I would love maybe on Tuesday or whatever, when I'm back.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't know, Okay, I guess we'll all take we'll
all take Monday, June night. So anyway, show me Shelley
is coming back on June tenth, don't. This is why
we have to communicate so Southwest you will infect not
get free bags anymore. Also, if you're flying United Airlines
a domestic flight you starting next week, you have to
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check in before forty five minutes, So forty five minutes
before departure is when able to shut off the check
in So this isn't when you have to necessarily be
at the airport. While if you're not at the airport
forty five minutes before your flight takes off, then you
are a savage. You are you are a bold human being.
Very there you go. There's another thing. I couldn't be
(15:45):
in a relationship with somebody who thinks it's okay to
show up at the airport, to arrive at the airport
forty five minutes before the plane goes in the air.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you can have me.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm not talking about forty five minutes before it says
boarding time. I'm saying you think that you can show
up forty five minutes before it says that the plane
and the wheels go up and it's in the sky.
We would get a divorce. We would break up, and
I'm sorry because it I can't live like that. I
can't live on the edge. This way.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It's fun with a kid, you do this, not with
the kid.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
With the kid, I don't play because they got to
check the stroller in the formula and all the carriers,
all the stuff, car seats.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
News So effective June third, United check in cutoff for
most US flights will be forty five minutes before departure.
It's the same deadline that United has for passengers checking
luggage at the airport, but fifteen minutes earlier than the
current one for people without bags to check. Checking in
for a flight confirms at passengers booking and intend to
travel ahead of takeoff. Most major US carriers have online
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checking systems that can be used at least twenty four
hours in advance, so the process no longer reflects when
many travelers arrive at the airport. So you don't have
to actually be there, but you have to be checked
in otherwise I don't know. Bad stuff happens. You don't
go anywhere. That's right, I'm talking to you, pol I've
done it. I missed a flight. McDonald's is pulling a
plug on his Cosmic didn't want to go to this place.
(17:05):
The drink restaurant Cosmic, I guess there was one left
in Illinois and a couple other couples is in Texas.
The chain announced on Friday that it's closing all five
locations next month. It was named after a little known
alien McDonald's character. It opened in twenty twenty three in
response to fast growing specialty coffee and beverage chains like
Dutch Bros, Scooters, and Swig that have become popular with
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gen Z consumers. Although Cosmics locations will disappear, some of
the menu items will not. The CEO of McDonald's said
that some of the customizable drinks inspired by Cosmics will
arrive at franchises later this year. Your car's steering wheel
is nastier than a public toilet, according to motoring specialists. Okay,
(17:51):
I don't know, I don't know what makes you that,
but the steering wheel tops the list as the dirtiest
part of your car. Despite being touched daily, it's often
neglected during cleaning routines. They're talking about bacteria. I mean,
think about it. You know, you touch your phone, you
touch the outdoors, you touch food, then you grab the wheel,
(18:12):
you transfer bacteria. I don't, you know, I don't. I
don't remember last time I actually physically clean my steering wheel,
and so it's disgusting. Survey by car rentals dot Com
found thirty two percent of drivers clean their cars only
once a year and twelve percent never do never wash
your car in any form.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well that's crazy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Twelve percent of the another group of people that I
could never be with no hypothetical arguments, No, unless you
want me to tell you the truth, and then I
couldn't be with people who show up to the airport
forty five minutes or less before a flight takes off.
And why would you do that to yourself? Like why
don't you to go to airport? You know, Let's say
let's say you get there super early. And of course
(18:54):
if you get there super early, then there won't be
a TSA line because that's just how that goes, right,
you know, And there won't be traffic either if you
plan to be there, you know, two hours or I'm
gonna get there, I'm gonna be an hour and a
half early, and it's gonna be traffic. So I'm gonna
leave two and a half hour. No, there won't be traffic.
And then when you get there, you'll walk right there.
It won't even be a TSA when you get there.
They won't even have it that day. You'll just you'll
just be able to walk right right to the airplane. Yes,
(19:14):
right there. What's the problem, you know? So you're there.
You're in travel mode. Now. I can write emails if
I have to. I can take calls if I have to.
I can have a nice macaroni grill. I can have
a nice Chili's to go if I want to, you know,
and I'm nice and relax. I could go to that
little random divy bar and no hair. There's a random
dive like a little divy bar from like nineteen fifty
(19:36):
that's never changed in the American terminal. It's like, I
don't even know where this came from. But anyway, So
I can go to McDonald's i want. I could do
whatever I can go. I can stroll through the Hampton
News whatever that thing is called the CNBC News Store.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, foot massage like I did the last time.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We shoud sure. I can get me a little pod
and sleep in it. They have those there now too.
But this way I'm good to go. Oh, I'm relaxed.
Everything's fine. You know, I'm not sweating and running through
the terminal all home alone style trying to get a play.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I don't have to do it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So you're okay with leaving two hours before departure, right,
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, Well, it depends.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Where I am. It depends on the travel time to
the airport. Okay, Like if I can get to the
airport quickly, like if I'm in New York or LA
or Chicago, I give myself one hour to get to
the airport and then so then I want to get
to the airport one hour at least one hour to
ninety minutes before said departure time. Okay, And it never
(20:35):
failed me. It's actually never failed me.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Same, but I feel like Jason leaves even earlier than that.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, I usually leave my house like two hours before.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Then.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I'm not as crazy. I feel like as I thought
in the past.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, So one takes it rain as for washing the car, No,
it's not that just makes the day unlesson No, rain
is dirty. It leaves stuff on it. It leaves like water.
I don't know, like it's good. And then and then
if it only rains a little, like this morning here
is only raining a little, so then it just takes
whatever little dust is on the car and now makes
(21:08):
it apparent no, you gotta watch your car. Watch It
was just crazy. And here you go, coming full circle
on the hypothetical or questions you don't want the answer
to conversation. People are now asking AI to rate their looks,
give beauty tips, and even suggest skincare routines before big events.
One bride, DeBie, said that chat gpt gave her botox
(21:30):
advice and told her exactly how many units she might need.
Experts are saying, hold up, don't let a robot to
find your beauty, but others seem to love how chat
gpt delivers the truth like a sassy best friend who
doesn't sugarcoat. So apparently chat gpt is going to make
you cry because you're going to ask the computer what
you think and it's going to give you some robotic
(21:50):
answer yes, and it won't just lie to you and
tell you that you know you crap golden bricks.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yes, you have to be so ready for her answer.
So I did this yesterday. I did because I was like, hey, listen,
like I looked at my Instagram and I was like,
I'm not really giving with these outfits.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I wear black a lot.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
I just like feel like it's the same shirt and
all my photos because it's my only comfy shirt. So
I was like, okay, hey, I need like style advice.
I want to do something with my hair, which I
chopped off yesterday. So she told me to do that,
so I listen, but I also was like, be honest.
I wrote to her. I'm like, be honest, I'm here
to listen to like the truth. And I was like,
I'm also want to wait last journeys, so don't come
for me for that because like wrote, yes, yes I did.
(22:27):
I deleted it really quick. Is my best friend, it's
his account. I don't want him to laugh at me,
so I was like delete. After I got the answer,
she told me he was vitamin C sierrum on my face.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yes, so I'm doing that now and and RETINALDT night.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I feel like I've been doing that though. But I
was like, yeah, Chad, like you got this. You know
that's a good idea.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
And then she told me that I could do because
I feel like I have like a very round face.
I was like I want to like kind of you know, gay,
a little more snatched or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
She told me to. I have to check my cortisol levels,
so I'll be doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
True.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, you know, so she's she's onto something. I'm gonna
come back a whole different person. Can you send our
new show photos and see what she thinks of them?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
She one gonna say, what is this.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Like this chat?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Can you next time you do that? Like next time
you type a whole dialogue? Well you just screenshot, it's
just one, just one time for the one time. Cha,
I'll do it for you guys, you know, just one time.
I just so I can. I just would like to see, like, hey, Chad,
you know I'm looking for a new skincare routine, But
don't come from me. I totally see her writing this
don't come for me, you know, my weight loss or whatever.
(23:25):
Don't come for me.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
This and that I actually still have it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm looking right here, read it. Read it.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
So this one wasn't as lengthy, but it's the picture
of me and my daughter, which is the only body
photo I had. I was like, here's what I look
like today. I want to look better with my hair, skin,
and body. And clothing style. Can you give me tips
and advice on how I should dress or do be brutal?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Please? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know that she's not a person, she said, thanks.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
For being open. She sounds like a person.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh god, it's nicer than most people.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, you don't what to X chat GPT. No, I
just ask a human. But again, I had to be prepared,
you know, cause again, if I ask you who I
look good in this and you tell me yes and
I don't, you're not helping me. You might make me
feel good, but then everyone's laughing at me or something.
You know. So like I need the truth, Like I
need to be held accountable, and I need to know
(24:13):
that sometimes everything I do isn't the greatest thing you've
ever seen, and it's okay, Like it's okay. Now. It
may not always make me feel good, but that means
when you do tell me that something I did was
really great, it's gonna feel that much better because I
know that you're telling the truth. But then you know
that being said, there are certain questions that I don't ask,
and if I do, it's on me. If I don't
(24:35):
like the answer, then I need to not be mad
at that person because I did ask the question. You know,
It's the same with like if I ask people in
the industry for opinions on the show or whatever, and
I'm expecting them to tell me it's the greatest thing
they've ever heard, and some don't. But I can't be
mad if they say that because I asked. Now, what
I don't need to hear is from people I didn't
(24:56):
ask that it's the worst thing they've ever heard, because
you're listening to it. So if it's the worst thing
of it I heard, why are you listening to it?
I didn't ask you to tell me that. But if
I ask for the feedback and then you give me
the feedback, what I learned a long time ago is
you can't then go back to the person and gave
me the feedback and tell them that they're an idiot.
I asked you. So that's the thing. So I don't know.
I guess I'm not asking chat ept because well, it's
(25:16):
not a real thing, it's not my friend, and it's
going to tell me the truth, and it probably is
going to say something I don't like.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
She's given me great advice. Okay, she's suggesting a couple
of things. I'm not going to do it. I'm not
going to get a bolliau on my hair. I'm going
to stick with my dog dollar. She did it.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
She's old, she might be, but she's talking about like
giving me a little like dimension on my face.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
And I can see that dark hair a m I
just kind of wash out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You're scared.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, No, she's great. I mean she tell me to do.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
A little bit of cardios, lay off the processed food.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Like, is she wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm scared for the.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Future, honest, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But this is that advice that's tailored to you. This
is advice from a textbook somewhere.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I sent a photo of myself.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh god, she's my girl. It's National Burger Dave, It's
National Senior Health and Fitness Day, It's National Brisket Day.
I'm so scared. I'm scared for the future. I really am.
The Entertainer Report in three minutes freadshow Calwen's Entertainer Report.
He's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
If you see Shahboozi or Megan Maroney trending, it may
be because a moment from the AMAS is now going
viral on social So the country singers were detailing the
winners of the very first American Music Awards from nineteen
seventy four, including Charlie Pride and Lynn Anderson. Reading from
the prompter, Meghan said, this award went to the Carter family,
(26:30):
who basically invented country music. As the camera cut back
to Shaboozy, he paused and he had a visible reaction
to what Megan was saying before continuing to announce the
nominees for the award, which was ultimately presented to Dan
and Shay. Reacting to the viral moment after the award show,
Shaboozi hopped on Twitter and wrote Google Leslie Riddle, Steve Tarter,
(26:51):
Harry Gay, Defoe Bailey, and the Carter family, highlighting black
country musicians whom the Carter family, which by the way,
included Johnny Cash's wife June Carter Cash, had credited for
influencing their sound in country music. Shabboozy added, when you
uncover the true story of country music, you find a
story so powerful that it cannot be erased. The real
history of country music is about people coming together despite
(27:12):
their differences and embracing and celebrating things that make us alike.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
So he did have a reaction, and he explained that
on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
President Trump has issued full pardons for chrisly Knows Best
stars Todd and Julie Chrisley. The reality TV couple had
been serving time for being convicted on federal charges of
bank fraud and tax evasion, with Todd getting sentenced to
twelve years and Julie getting seven. Trump called Todd and
Julie's daughter Savannah to give her the good news. The
(27:40):
chris Lyes filed appeals for lighter sentences, but those were denied,
and now Trump is swooping in to grant them their freedom.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
By the way, the pardon.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Process could take up to a few days before they're released,
and they might wind up in a halfway house before
they're totally free. Someone who is very upset about this
news is Joe Exotic aka the Tiger King, who says
he is a furious over President's Trump.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
President Trump's decision.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Obviously you know that he's serving a twenty two year
sentence for a murder for higher plot and animal abuse charges.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
He took to social media to voice his frustration, which
he's in jail.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
It's just a wild sentence, questioning why the Chrislies received
clemency while he's still incarcerated. He argued that his own
conviction was the result of a setup. So he's very
upset his husband got deported. I mean, he's going through it,
and he has been always going through it, seems and
writing everyone Kim Kardashian Trump, and so we know obviously
it's gotten to Trump and he is decided to let
(28:37):
that one pass through. He's not signing that one just yet.
And lastly, congrats is in order to Teddy Swims. His
breakthrough hit, Loose Control, has not the longest ever run
on the US Singles chart. This comes about two years
after he first dropped Lose Control on the Hot one
hundred listing dated May thirty first, twenty twenty five. The
hit logs its ninety second week on the charts, are
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passing Glass Animal prior record for the most week spent
on the ranking with heat Waves remember that song, We
definitely didn't play it. Loose Control also holds the record
for the longest stay in the charts top ten at
sixty three weeks.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's a really good song. So congrats to Teddy.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
By the way, if you're a new friend or you
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Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, this would be good. All right? So you sent
chat cheepta picture of just me, okay, and it's me
in front of the logo and I'm wearing my Anthony Bourdain.
He's holding up a middle finger. Yes, sweatshirt.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Love that sweatshirt. Okay, good to the phone.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
And you said.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Roast me, Yes, I roast me, daddy, Okay, all.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right, now some of these I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
But right I know.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, no, I mean again, so you said roast me,
So I know it, says chat Gpt. Oh Fred, the
self proclaimed king of morning radio. Well, I actually know it,
says the self proclaimed king of radio morning banter, standing
there like a podcast host who peaked during the my
Space era. You know, I've never said I was the
(30:20):
king of anything, and then I think that was a
dish to podcasts. You're standing there like a podcast peak
during the my Space era. I didn't know there were podcasts. Okay,
all right, all right, good, so far, so good. Rock
in that sweatshirt like it's giving edgy rebel, but it's
really just giving midlife crisis meets hot topic clearance rat.
(30:47):
You're standing next to the Fred Show sign like it's
an Emmy winning production, but we all know it's basically
just group therapy with microphones and slightly better coffee. Well
that's because that's because that's because this is don't we
say that?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, Dad listens, she searches all the internet before she answer,
and we'll manage to diss all of us.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Then the smirk says, I tell dad jokes and genuinely
think they're groundbreaking. Okay, and that shirt a grayscale middle
finger is bold until you realize it's the most rebellious
thing you've done since putting pineapple on your deep dish pizza, which,
by the way, that's the most offensive thing that they've
said to me. That is by far the most offensive
(31:30):
thing that I would never, under any circumstances put warm
fruit on my pizza. That is blasphemy. I can deal
with the rest of it. And then it says, stay legendary, Fred,
Oh wow, was this? Yeah? Which one was it? Is
(31:50):
this your way of just telling you what you really think?
This has something to do with GBT, You just wrote it? Okay, Well,
I'll keep telling dad jokes and annuinely think that they're groundbreaking,
and I'll stay legendary or at least mildly entertaining. Blogs
are next, only Young good morning. We'll do blogs in
just a second. Waiting met the Phonies brand new? And next,
why does somebody get ghosted? One? Three hundred bucks in
(32:13):
the showdown? Not three left? Actually there are eight left? Wow? Yeah,
we as we learned this morning. So yeah, he thought
you were done? I did. You're not happy about this,
are you? I didn't think so. The Entertainer Report will
get to that next as well. Stay here more fresh
show next
Wait, it's Radio Survivor. I've been saying this for years.
This is Radio Survivor. We're going to find out in
ten years it was a science experiment. No, it's just like,
let's just let's just mess with everything and see if
they can manage to get people to continue listening. Fred's
show is on, Say morning, everybody, It's Wednesday, May twenty eight.
(00:30):
The Fred Show is here. Hi, Caitlin, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hi,
Kiki Bell. I mean it's here on the phone in
the tech stay five five five nine one one three five,
Busy Day Today, Game show Wednesday, Kiki Karaoke definitely gonna
beat Paulina thirteen hundred bucks in the showdown. Three games
remain today, tomorrow and Friday. Yes, and then we think
(00:53):
Shelley's back. I guess we'll find out when we push
the Shelly button. Yes on Monday, legally contact her. That's
weird if we can't even ask if she's coming back. No,
we can't get firm No. I think I think.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Well we can't. We're not her boss. I think if
your there's there's certain procedures. Okay, well where is he?
I don't know what what does he do.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
So I'll take care of it, she told me June second.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
And I tend to trust her, so I think she'll
be there. She told our friends her friend does at work.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Texture right now? Let me come on. I guess it's
not happening. Management, do something? Come on, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh no, that's six o'clock or eight, it's.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Okay, Yeah, it's your friend Fred not to work. Are
you planning?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Put in your notes? Appen, let's think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Return on Monday.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Where are you at? Where you at?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
W y A?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Okay, there, so fast and see the company.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, Well, Jason told me I could do it, so
that boss.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
None of us have any actual authority in here. Actually
that's a good thing. That means I really can't get
sued because I'm not actually a boss. I have no authority,
official authority of any kind. Waiting about the phone. This morning,
the Entertainer Report will do blugs and the biggest stories
of the day this hour. What are you working on?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
K Okay?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
So a pardon that I thought was never going to
happen has happened to reality stars and we got to
talk about it.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
And I have to eat my words, like you did yesterday.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
I was wrong, and anything is possible in this great
country of ours.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Do you guys ever, in your relationships, you guys ever
have arguments like like this one right here, like conversations
and I know the answer, Paulina, But otherwise, conversations like
this from TikTok. Let me push the button like this
one here, if I got would you remarry?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Would I remarry? Yeah? Yeah, I want my mother for
our child. I wouldn't want to have him grow up
without a mom, of course, I mean i'd try to remarry.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, Okay, Well then if you're gonna remarry, are gonna
stay in our house?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
That probably would be the easiest thing to do. It's
a nice house. I couldn't afford another one, so yeah,
probably just stay in the house.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
And by the way, these are like this is like
a dead end, like there's no there's no right answer
for this. I mean, I guess the only right answer
is no, I would just if you died, I would
just I too would die or something, because like it's
just one questioning to another question that it's just a
deeper and deeper hole for this guy. She could drive
my car if maybe i'd probably so I don't see
(03:48):
why not.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's it's in our name. I would still have the car,
it's paid for. I don't want to buy another car.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I mean, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Probably let her drive the car.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
What about my stuff?
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Like is she gonna wear my clothes because she gonna
wear your clothes? Yeah? No, I would never let her
wear your clothes. Thank you.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
That's where you draw the line.
Speaker 5 (04:06):
That's where I draw the line.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
See there you go? So so okay, after if something
were to happen to one of you, would you remarry?
And then would you live in the house? And then
and then it just goes from there. But what is
the point of this conversation, Like, because I think it's
going to do you don't You don't do this in hobby?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Absolutely not. I don't play with mortality like you go through.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
His phone, but you don't ask him silly, You don't.
You don't. But you've also admitted, Paulina that you get
into silly arguments with him all that you pick, Well,
then what do you mean absolutely not? This is absolutely
something you would do. He know a line?
Speaker 4 (04:37):
No, I think it's not a kid.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
So like I think of her, I'm like, well, I
would want him to remarry a good person, a good woman,
because I'm no longer going to be here physically.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I'll be here in other ways, but not physically.
Speaker 6 (04:47):
You and I want I want someone to raise my
daughter or be, you know, a part of our family,
and in that way, it has to be a good woman,
a good person. Like that's that's crazy, Like to argue
about that, like you wear my clothes and drive my car,
Like what about your kids?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Girl?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Like I'm not worried about that, But I think.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
This is pretty common that people have this thing, would
you what would you do if I died? Would you
date again? Would you get married again? And then people
get mad about the answers, and it's like these are
not real arguments, of.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Course, and if someone is wearing my clothes like that
is farther than anything for me. But I play games
like would you still think I'm pretty if I grew
a second nose right here?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yes? What if I shaved my head? Those kinds of
games more so than anything.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
But do you want a real answer, like if you do?
You know? Yeah, so if he asked you if you
shave your head, would you still find me attractive? I mean, honestly,
my honest answer, and not about you, but for most people.
If you electively shave your head for no other reason,
but you made that choice, I would probably say I
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wish you hadn't done that. So, like, obviously, if something happened,
if you get sick or whatever, that's that's very different.
I mean like if you just if you just one
day said I'm gonna shave my head, no, I would say, no,
don't do that. That doesn't make me a bad guy, though,
But I can see this being an argument. Oh you
wouldn't think I'm pretty anymore? Yeah, I mean absolutely maybe.
But you what do you want? Do you want the
(06:05):
right do you want a truthful answer or do you
want the answer that you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
I want a truthful answer, So then you.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Don't so he can answer truthfully and you won't take
it out on him. Yeah, then what's the point of
asking the question? Because I like to.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Play fun little games.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
I mean, you get you bored when you live with
someone for twenty four hours a day, heats.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm not sure that I believe that you wouldn't be
penalized for answering.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well, he'd answered correctly, so which is he?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Of course? I would. I would. I would be fine
if you.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
Shaved you But I know he doesn't take my hair short.
I know he likes my hair longer than you. No,
he didn't lie to me about the head shaving thing.
He told the truth. But he doesn't. He likes me.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
He prefers my hair longer than short. He likes it
either way. But I know that, and I you.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
He wouldn't find you pretty if he shaved your head.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
No, he said he would. He still finds me pretty.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
He doesn't like you with short hair, but he'd be
okay if you shaved your head. He's doing things.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
I'm pretty with short hair.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
He has a preference, which I know, and I'm mature
enough to be okay with.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
I want my hair short, So that's what.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
See, this is the kind of stuff I don't I
just I don't know. Don't ask me these questions. I
don't ask me questions.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Is it logical? I know?
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's like, I'm sorry, but I don't like your short hair,
but shave it. Come on, he's gonna answer. He's going
to tell you that you're wonderful, as you probably should.
He's going to tell you're wonderful no matter what you do,
but I don't think that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
I do believe he would think I'm pretty either way.
I do believe that in my heart of hearts. Do
I think it's his preference for me to shave my head? No,
but it was a funny little game while we were
washing dishes, and then we moved on, and I said,
what if I grew a nose on my cheek?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I don't like these games. I don't like these games. No,
I don't like these games because I don't. I'm either
lying or I'm telling you, but I don't, I say, asked.
My point though, is I don't think he's wind up
being fun because I'm the person. Yeah, right, because I
think sometimes if you mean okay, So like she's I
know this is a bit for TikTok, but she's kind
of annoyed, like, oh, really, you'd remarri but I mean
(07:51):
you're dead, You're gone, Like, I don't know. I don't
want to play this game to do this.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
No, he's way too honest for this. I would be crying.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
But that's what I might like. You want your man
to be honest, you want your party to be honest,
But then you're asking questions that you don't really want
the answer to. I'm famous for this. I asked, I
asked questions. Of course I can, but I'm admitting. I'm
admitting that I asked questions I don't want the answer to,
and then I'm admitting that I get mad about it.
I'm being fully honest about the whole thing, structor finished.
So it's dumb. So it's dumb because I could do it,
(08:24):
because I wouldn't be angry if you lied to me.
But then i'd be angry if you if I found
out you lied to me. So so the point is
it's a stupid game. Yes, I don't think anybody should
be playing it. No, Okay, well, well I wasn't talking
about you specifically.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Said nobody should be playing it.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay. Someone said you skipped the best part of the end.
I don't know. I got enough for the clip, does Mike.
But I don't know who would do this in your relationship,
either one of you. No, we don't.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I'm the complete opposite of you.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
I don't want to ask questions, I don't want answers to,
and I don't want to give him the least little
bit of out to get me out of his house,
so you don't ask anything about it.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Well, how would one question would get.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
You out of his house if if he died?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
What would happen if he died? I'm out on the
street period. Wow.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
So yeah, I mean that's a shame. I don't ask
the questions. I don't want an answer to ya. I
don't want to know my fate.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I don't know. I don't want to torture myself. It's hard.
It's hard to say. I don't. I don't. I don't
want to make this like gender specific, but I don't.
I feel like in male female relationships, in many not
all men get trapped in this question and answer game
where we know what you want to hear, but it's
(09:43):
not necessarily the truth, and you know that, but you
still ask the question anyway, you know. But it's like
these hypothetical arguments and then it becomes a fight and
it's like this isn't a real thing.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
So it's easier if I just say, if I just
lie to you, but then I'm lying. And I think.
I think when people ask if I grew a third
nose on the side of my face, would you think
that was hot? I think most people know that if
you somehow grew a third nose or a second nose,
if you had three noses. I don't know how many
people would think that was hot. Really, but you were
expecting him to tell you you're hot no matter what
(10:16):
you do, because that's the entry you want to hear.
But that is not, in fact the truthful answer. Right,
So I don't like this game. Yeah, I don't play
this game. Added to the Constitution. No, don't play dumb
hypothetical games unless you're willing to be lied to. I mean,
you see, there you go. Since someone says, no wonder
Fred is single, right, I'm single because I would tell
the truth to a dumb game's right.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
So you're right.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I am single because I won't lie in a stupid game. Yes,
that's right, you're right, that's exactly right. Yeah, I would
think it was weird if you have three noses. Guess
I would. I would, And that's the truth. And I'm
sorry you can dumb me that. It's fine. Head lies.
The Biggest Stories of the Day and Minutes Fread Show.
Fread's Show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
(11:06):
Bags don't fly free on Southwest anymore? As of right now,
as of right this second. Wow, I think it happened
yesterday or at midnight or something, but those days are over.
On Flight's book today and going forward, the carrier will
charge travelers thirty five dollars for checking one bag, forty
five dollars for a second, and one hundred and fifty
(11:26):
dollars for a third check bag. Overweight luggage will require
paying up to two hundred dollars in fees.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I'm really shock you guy.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
How are you just now learning that we've been talking
about this for six months.
Speaker 6 (11:37):
I didn't think it was gonna actually happen. I thought
it was like a bluff thing they're calling bluff. You
know how things don't really happen sometimes.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
You thought the airline was doing. Asking you a hypothetical,
how would you feel if we started charging for checked bags?
Speaker 4 (11:48):
Not great, you guys. This is crazy, girl. I've been
paying for bags for years. Come on, I have not
because I ride with Southwest, right, and.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
You don't get a sea and then you gotta stare
people down as they come down the ais a big
giant school bus and we're all just riding along.
Speaker 6 (12:01):
But I am so upset about this because I'm going
to Puerto Rico to see Bad Bunny, and now I've
only pack one outfit instead of ten.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
By the way, ke have incredible news. Yes, I'm so glad,
I asked Chob. But Shelley is coming back on June ninth,
so that means we have a week and a half.
So this is why we have to ask these sorts
of questions. And she said, the boss didn't tell you.
Why would he do that?
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Oh so she switched it up.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
All right, why would anyone communicate around here? You got
to go right to the source. And if I get sued,
so bia. So it turns out another week. Then, so
you thought you were not We all thought you were
done Friday, but it turns out. But here's the good news.
Here's the fantastic news. Kiki. How how would you feel
if I told you that you have to play the
showdown for another week? I need it, because that's not
(12:45):
a hypothetical question, that's a real question.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, I need a moment to just.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
What you know, what you're feeling right now? You're feeling
like me when I'm running, you know, because I'm trying
to be a new runner now and it's it's painful
and miserable, and I hate it and parble at it
and I hate it. But the way you feel about
this game is the way I feel about when I like,
I'm running with with with getting and the torture my trainer,
and I think I know where he's gonna let us stop, right,
(13:12):
So like I'm pacing myself right my energy, like, Okay,
I can go and go and go, because that's the
spot he's gonna let us take a break right there,
because it usually is. So I'm like exerting myself knowing
there's where my break is. And then we get to
that point he goes, no, no, no, we're going over here.
Now we're going way over And now I'm like out
of energy because I just did everything. I couldn't get
to the point where I thought we were done. Right,
(13:32):
That's where this mental game you're playing with yourself. Yes, yes,
you thought Friday was it so you could just lay
it all out on the field. Yeah, leave it all
out in the field. Yeah it turns out no another week.
Why this is exciting, but it could mean another two
hundred and fifty bucks that goes to you. And we
also were discussing and we can man man man, I
(13:53):
would start my south West, but we'll get back to it.
We were also discussing and this was an idea that
was suggested on the on the text a number of
times and I think on social media too. In order
for you to get the money that I said, you
could have that on June ninth, when she and Shelley returns,
(14:14):
that you take her on as a final handoff as
you give her the game back, you play her and
then if you win, then you can have the money.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
So we've run into a slight issue with that plan.
Why is that because I'm actually on vacation June ninth,
So this is going great, This is going great, girl fabulous.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
We really got our ducks in a row over here,
so submitted and.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Which is usually my style, but Kaylen can witness.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
This is months ago.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
I thought, yes, it was all right, Well we're not
doing that then, so I guess you either get the
money or you don't. And that's what we're doing. But
people wanted her to be an official handoff, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
I would love maybe on Tuesday or whatever, when I'm back.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I don't know, Okay, I guess we'll all take we'll
all take Monday, June night. So anyway, show me Shelley
is coming back on June tenth, don't. This is why
we have to communicate so Southwest you will infect not
get free bags anymore. Also, if you're flying United Airlines
a domestic flight you starting next week, you have to
(15:24):
check in before forty five minutes, So forty five minutes
before departure is when able to shut off the check
in So this isn't when you have to necessarily be
at the airport. While if you're not at the airport
forty five minutes before your flight takes off, then you
are a savage. You are you are a bold human being.
Very there you go. There's another thing. I couldn't be
(15:45):
in a relationship with somebody who thinks it's okay to
show up at the airport, to arrive at the airport
forty five minutes before the plane goes in the air.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah, you can have me.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'm not talking about forty five minutes before it says
boarding time. I'm saying you think that you can show
up forty five minutes before it says that the plane
and the wheels go up and it's in the sky.
We would get a divorce. We would break up, and
I'm sorry because it I can't live like that. I
can't live on the edge. This way.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
It's fun with a kid, you do this, not with
the kid.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
With the kid, I don't play because they got to
check the stroller in the formula and all the carriers,
all the stuff, car seats.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
News So effective June third, United check in cutoff for
most US flights will be forty five minutes before departure.
It's the same deadline that United has for passengers checking
luggage at the airport, but fifteen minutes earlier than the
current one for people without bags to check. Checking in
for a flight confirms at passengers booking and intend to
travel ahead of takeoff. Most major US carriers have online
(16:44):
checking systems that can be used at least twenty four
hours in advance, so the process no longer reflects when
many travelers arrive at the airport. So you don't have
to actually be there, but you have to be checked
in otherwise I don't know. Bad stuff happens. You don't
go anywhere. That's right, I'm talking to you, pol I've
done it. I missed a flight. McDonald's is pulling a
plug on his Cosmic didn't want to go to this place.
(17:05):
The drink restaurant Cosmic, I guess there was one left
in Illinois and a couple other couples is in Texas.
The chain announced on Friday that it's closing all five
locations next month. It was named after a little known
alien McDonald's character. It opened in twenty twenty three in
response to fast growing specialty coffee and beverage chains like
Dutch Bros, Scooters, and Swig that have become popular with
(17:28):
gen Z consumers. Although Cosmics locations will disappear, some of
the menu items will not. The CEO of McDonald's said
that some of the customizable drinks inspired by Cosmics will
arrive at franchises later this year. Your car's steering wheel
is nastier than a public toilet, according to motoring specialists. Okay,
(17:51):
I don't know, I don't know what makes you that,
but the steering wheel tops the list as the dirtiest
part of your car. Despite being touched daily, it's often
neglected during cleaning routines. They're talking about bacteria. I mean,
think about it. You know, you touch your phone, you
touch the outdoors, you touch food, then you grab the wheel,
(18:12):
you transfer bacteria. I don't, you know, I don't. I
don't remember last time I actually physically clean my steering wheel,
and so it's disgusting. Survey by car rentals dot Com
found thirty two percent of drivers clean their cars only
once a year and twelve percent never do never wash
your car in any form.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Well that's crazy, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Twelve percent of the another group of people that I
could never be with no hypothetical arguments, No, unless you
want me to tell you the truth, and then I
couldn't be with people who show up to the airport
forty five minutes or less before a flight takes off.
And why would you do that to yourself? Like why
don't you to go to airport? You know, Let's say
let's say you get there super early. And of course
(18:54):
if you get there super early, then there won't be
a TSA line because that's just how that goes, right,
you know, And there won't be traffic either if you
plan to be there, you know, two hours or I'm
gonna get there, I'm gonna be an hour and a
half early, and it's gonna be traffic. So I'm gonna
leave two and a half hour. No, there won't be traffic.
And then when you get there, you'll walk right there.
It won't even be a TSA when you get there.
They won't even have it that day. You'll just you'll
just be able to walk right right to the airplane. Yes,
(19:14):
right there. What's the problem, you know? So you're there.
You're in travel mode. Now. I can write emails if
I have to. I can take calls if I have to.
I can have a nice macaroni grill. I can have
a nice Chili's to go if I want to, you know,
and I'm nice and relax. I could go to that
little random divy bar and no hair. There's a random
dive like a little divy bar from like nineteen fifty
(19:36):
that's never changed in the American terminal. It's like, I
don't even know where this came from. But anyway, So
I can go to McDonald's i want. I could do
whatever I can go. I can stroll through the Hampton
News whatever that thing is called the CNBC News Store.
Speaker 4 (19:51):
Yeah, foot massage like I did the last time.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
We shoud sure. I can get me a little pod
and sleep in it. They have those there now too.
But this way I'm good to go. Oh, I'm relaxed.
Everything's fine. You know, I'm not sweating and running through
the terminal all home alone style trying to get a play.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
I don't have to do it.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
So you're okay with leaving two hours before departure, right,
That's what I do.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Okay, Well, it depends.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Where I am. It depends on the travel time to
the airport. Okay, Like if I can get to the
airport quickly, like if I'm in New York or LA
or Chicago, I give myself one hour to get to
the airport and then so then I want to get
to the airport one hour at least one hour to
ninety minutes before said departure time. Okay, And it never
(20:35):
failed me. It's actually never failed me.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
Same, but I feel like Jason leaves even earlier than that.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, I usually leave my house like two hours before.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Then.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I'm not as crazy. I feel like as I thought
in the past.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Okay, So one takes it rain as for washing the car, No,
it's not that just makes the day unlesson No, rain
is dirty. It leaves stuff on it. It leaves like water.
I don't know, like it's good. And then and then
if it only rains a little, like this morning here
is only raining a little, so then it just takes
whatever little dust is on the car and now makes
(21:08):
it apparent no, you gotta watch your car. Watch It
was just crazy. And here you go, coming full circle
on the hypothetical or questions you don't want the answer
to conversation. People are now asking AI to rate their looks,
give beauty tips, and even suggest skincare routines before big events.
One bride, DeBie, said that chat gpt gave her botox
(21:30):
advice and told her exactly how many units she might need.
Experts are saying, hold up, don't let a robot to
find your beauty, but others seem to love how chat
gpt delivers the truth like a sassy best friend who
doesn't sugarcoat. So apparently chat gpt is going to make
you cry because you're going to ask the computer what
you think and it's going to give you some robotic
(21:50):
answer yes, and it won't just lie to you and
tell you that you know you crap golden bricks.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
Yes, you have to be so ready for her answer.
So I did this yesterday. I did because I was like, hey, listen,
like I looked at my Instagram and I was like,
I'm not really giving with these outfits.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I wear black a lot.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
I just like feel like it's the same shirt and
all my photos because it's my only comfy shirt. So
I was like, okay, hey, I need like style advice.
I want to do something with my hair, which I
chopped off yesterday. So she told me to do that,
so I listen, but I also was like, be honest.
I wrote to her. I'm like, be honest, I'm here
to listen to like the truth. And I was like,
I'm also want to wait last journeys, so don't come
for me for that because like wrote, yes, yes I did.
(22:27):
I deleted it really quick. Is my best friend, it's
his account. I don't want him to laugh at me,
so I was like delete. After I got the answer,
she told me he was vitamin C sierrum on my face.
Speaker 4 (22:35):
Yes, so I'm doing that now and and RETINALDT night.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
I feel like I've been doing that though. But I
was like, yeah, Chad, like you got this. You know
that's a good idea.
Speaker 6 (22:42):
And then she told me that I could do because
I feel like I have like a very round face.
I was like I want to like kind of you know, gay,
a little more snatched or whatever.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
She told me to. I have to check my cortisol levels,
so I'll be doing that.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
True.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Yeah, you know, so she's she's onto something. I'm gonna
come back a whole different person. Can you send our
new show photos and see what she thinks of them?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
She one gonna say, what is this.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Like this chat?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Can you next time you do that? Like next time
you type a whole dialogue? Well you just screenshot, it's
just one, just one time for the one time. Cha,
I'll do it for you guys, you know, just one time.
I just so I can. I just would like to see, like, hey, Chad,
you know I'm looking for a new skincare routine, But
don't come from me. I totally see her writing this
don't come for me, you know, my weight loss or whatever.
(23:25):
Don't come for me.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
This and that I actually still have it.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I'm looking right here, read it. Read it.
Speaker 6 (23:29):
So this one wasn't as lengthy, but it's the picture
of me and my daughter, which is the only body
photo I had. I was like, here's what I look
like today. I want to look better with my hair, skin,
and body. And clothing style. Can you give me tips
and advice on how I should dress or do be brutal?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Please? I don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You know that she's not a person, she said, thanks.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
For being open. She sounds like a person.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Oh god, it's nicer than most people.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
No, you don't what to X chat GPT. No, I
just ask a human. But again, I had to be prepared,
you know, cause again, if I ask you who I
look good in this and you tell me yes and
I don't, you're not helping me. You might make me
feel good, but then everyone's laughing at me or something.
You know. So like I need the truth, Like I
need to be held accountable, and I need to know
(24:13):
that sometimes everything I do isn't the greatest thing you've
ever seen, and it's okay, Like it's okay. Now. It
may not always make me feel good, but that means
when you do tell me that something I did was
really great, it's gonna feel that much better because I
know that you're telling the truth. But then you know
that being said, there are certain questions that I don't ask,
and if I do, it's on me. If I don't
(24:35):
like the answer, then I need to not be mad
at that person because I did ask the question. You know,
It's the same with like if I ask people in
the industry for opinions on the show or whatever, and
I'm expecting them to tell me it's the greatest thing
they've ever heard, and some don't. But I can't be
mad if they say that because I asked. Now, what
I don't need to hear is from people I didn't
(24:56):
ask that it's the worst thing they've ever heard, because
you're listening to it. So if it's the worst thing
of it I heard, why are you listening to it?
I didn't ask you to tell me that. But if
I ask for the feedback and then you give me
the feedback, what I learned a long time ago is
you can't then go back to the person and gave
me the feedback and tell them that they're an idiot.
I asked you. So that's the thing. So I don't know.
I guess I'm not asking chat ept because well, it's
(25:16):
not a real thing, it's not my friend, and it's
going to tell me the truth, and it probably is
going to say something I don't like.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
She's given me great advice. Okay, she's suggesting a couple
of things. I'm not going to do it. I'm not
going to get a bolliau on my hair. I'm going
to stick with my dog dollar. She did it.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
She's old, she might be, but she's talking about like
giving me a little like dimension on my face.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
And I can see that dark hair a m I
just kind of wash out.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
You're scared.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, No, she's great. I mean she tell me to do.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
A little bit of cardios, lay off the processed food.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Like, is she wrong?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
I'm scared for the.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
Future, honest, thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
But this is that advice that's tailored to you. This
is advice from a textbook somewhere.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I sent a photo of myself.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Oh god, she's my girl. It's National Burger Dave, It's
National Senior Health and Fitness Day, It's National Brisket Day.
I'm so scared. I'm scared for the future. I really am.
The Entertainer Report in three minutes freadshow Calwen's Entertainer Report.
He's on the Bread Show.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
If you see Shahboozi or Megan Maroney trending, it may
be because a moment from the AMAS is now going
viral on social So the country singers were detailing the
winners of the very first American Music Awards from nineteen
seventy four, including Charlie Pride and Lynn Anderson. Reading from
the prompter, Meghan said, this award went to the Carter family,
(26:30):
who basically invented country music. As the camera cut back
to Shaboozy, he paused and he had a visible reaction
to what Megan was saying before continuing to announce the
nominees for the award, which was ultimately presented to Dan
and Shay. Reacting to the viral moment after the award show,
Shaboozi hopped on Twitter and wrote Google Leslie Riddle, Steve Tarter,
(26:51):
Harry Gay, Defoe Bailey, and the Carter family, highlighting black
country musicians whom the Carter family, which by the way,
included Johnny Cash's wife June Carter Cash, had credited for
influencing their sound in country music. Shabboozy added, when you
uncover the true story of country music, you find a
story so powerful that it cannot be erased. The real
history of country music is about people coming together despite
(27:12):
their differences and embracing and celebrating things that make us alike.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
So he did have a reaction, and he explained that
on Twitter.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
President Trump has issued full pardons for chrisly Knows Best
stars Todd and Julie Chrisley. The reality TV couple had
been serving time for being convicted on federal charges of
bank fraud and tax evasion, with Todd getting sentenced to
twelve years and Julie getting seven. Trump called Todd and
Julie's daughter Savannah to give her the good news. The
(27:40):
chris Lyes filed appeals for lighter sentences, but those were denied,
and now Trump is swooping in to grant them their freedom.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
By the way, the pardon.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Process could take up to a few days before they're released,
and they might wind up in a halfway house before
they're totally free. Someone who is very upset about this
news is Joe Exotic aka the Tiger King, who says
he is a furious over President's Trump.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
President Trump's decision.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Obviously you know that he's serving a twenty two year
sentence for a murder for higher plot and animal abuse charges.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
He took to social media to voice his frustration, which
he's in jail.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
It's just a wild sentence, questioning why the Chrislies received
clemency while he's still incarcerated. He argued that his own
conviction was the result of a setup. So he's very
upset his husband got deported. I mean, he's going through it,
and he has been always going through it, seems and
writing everyone Kim Kardashian Trump, and so we know obviously
it's gotten to Trump and he is decided to let
(28:37):
that one pass through. He's not signing that one just yet.
And lastly, congrats is in order to Teddy Swims. His
breakthrough hit, Loose Control, has not the longest ever run
on the US Singles chart. This comes about two years
after he first dropped Lose Control on the Hot one
hundred listing dated May thirty first, twenty twenty five. The
hit logs its ninety second week on the charts, are
(28:58):
passing Glass Animal prior record for the most week spent
on the ranking with heat Waves remember that song, We
definitely didn't play it. Loose Control also holds the record
for the longest stay in the charts top ten at
sixty three weeks.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
It's a really good song. So congrats to Teddy.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
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Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh, this would be good. All right? So you sent
chat cheepta picture of just me, okay, and it's me
in front of the logo and I'm wearing my Anthony Bourdain.
He's holding up a middle finger. Yes, sweatshirt.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Love that sweatshirt. Okay, good to the phone.
Speaker 1 (29:46):
And you said.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Roast me, Yes, I roast me, daddy, Okay, all.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Right, now some of these I don't know about.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
But right I know.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Well, no, I mean again, so you said roast me,
So I know it, says chat Gpt. Oh Fred, the
self proclaimed king of morning radio. Well, I actually know it,
says the self proclaimed king of radio morning banter, standing
there like a podcast host who peaked during the my
Space era. You know, I've never said I was the
(30:20):
king of anything, and then I think that was a
dish to podcasts. You're standing there like a podcast peak
during the my Space era. I didn't know there were podcasts. Okay,
all right, all right, good, so far, so good. Rock
in that sweatshirt like it's giving edgy rebel, but it's
really just giving midlife crisis meets hot topic clearance rat.
(30:47):
You're standing next to the Fred Show sign like it's
an Emmy winning production, but we all know it's basically
just group therapy with microphones and slightly better coffee. Well
that's because that's because that's because this is don't we
say that?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, Dad listens, she searches all the internet before she answer,
and we'll manage to diss all of us.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Then the smirk says, I tell dad jokes and genuinely
think they're groundbreaking. Okay, and that shirt a grayscale middle
finger is bold until you realize it's the most rebellious
thing you've done since putting pineapple on your deep dish pizza, which,
by the way, that's the most offensive thing that they've
said to me. That is by far the most offensive
(31:30):
thing that I would never, under any circumstances put warm
fruit on my pizza. That is blasphemy. I can deal
with the rest of it. And then it says, stay legendary, Fred,
Oh wow, was this? Yeah? Which one was it? Is
(31:50):
this your way of just telling you what you really think?
This has something to do with GBT, You just wrote it? Okay, Well,
I'll keep telling dad jokes and annuinely think that they're groundbreaking,
and I'll stay legendary or at least mildly entertaining. Blogs
are next, only Young good morning. We'll do blogs in
just a second. Waiting met the Phonies brand new? And next,
why does somebody get ghosted? One? Three hundred bucks in
(32:13):
the showdown? Not three left? Actually there are eight left? Wow? Yeah,
we as we learned this morning. So yeah, he thought
you were done? I did. You're not happy about this,
are you? I didn't think so. The Entertainer Report will
get to that next as well. Stay here more fresh
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