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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:25):
Hey is a wake up. This is weird to do
without the music by the way, with the music bank
kind of it's just a little like raw?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Are we raw and uncut and exposed?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
You know?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
School something?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Spread show is on. Hey, sorry, guys, I'm authenticating. Hang
on a second, I'm authenticating. I'm authenticating for the fourth
time today. Is every business like this or is it?
I wouldn't know because I've never worked anywhere. Is every
business like this? Where every every document you want to
look at and every everything you have to try and
access if you have to authenticate.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
What do they think we're doing?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Like I'm literally emailing questions about definitely going to be
Paulina you know, right?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
You guys want that, like what a name HI was hacking.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I don't know if every business has this model, though,
because I keep getting letters that say your information has
been compromised on behalf of Seid Company.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, you're not authenticating enough. I mean, you guys need
to hire our people right exactly, cause I'll tell you
right now, you're not getting access to anything around here
unless you got my phone and my Apple Watch and
my laptop, and then you probably have to know my
mom's maiden name and birthday and so that's security number,
right exactly. I don't even know my own blood type,
but somehow I got to give a sample of it
every morning in order to look at the sheet that
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has ideas for the show on it. Yeah, it is.
I'm tired of authenticating, man, I'm so tired. I know,
like we live in twenty twenty five. Is there no
way that it just knows like my fingers right right?
What is going on? Good morning, everybody. That's the worst
part of my day. I don't know. I also understand
how certain fast food restaurants get sued because I went
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to it through a drive through this morning to get
my coffee, and the coffee that they handed me like
a little drop game on my hand. They hand you
molten coffee, they do hand you molten coffee. I mean
it was probably boiling in the cup when they gave
it to me, And I thought about if this spilled
on my crotch region. I don't think I have a
crotch region anymore. I think it just is eviscerated. I
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think it just evaporates, and I would have to sue.
I would be that person who sues because I would
no longer be able to I don't even know how
it would urinate, Like, I don't know what I would do.
I certainly wouldn't have any social opportunities after that, because well,
well that kind of social opportunity because my nether region
would have been eviscerated. I mean, you want the coffee hot, right,
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but come on, are we like putting a bunch and
burner to it before we hand it. I mean, I
appreciate that you take the responsibility of hot coffee here,
I do, and I thank you, But I've it's been
in here for forty five minutes. I can finally touch
the cop so that's exciting. But now I used to
make fun of those stories, like how could you how
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could you sue Starbucks? They handed you hot coffee, you
ordered hot coffee. Why did you spill it on yourself?
And when's the last time that you grab something that
was hot and didn't check to make sure that you
know the lid was on it? And you know what
I mean, like, do we not have any personal responsibility?
But then it happened today and I thought, I'm suing.
I'm gonna sue, and then I will never have to
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authenticate again. That's beautiful, right, So there's that, right, Yeah,
it's ladies day to day, It's always ladies day. But
Jason's he's on assignment. He's going. I believe he's going
in Los Angeles this time. I think he goes to
New York at some point. Yeah. Masculinity, right, I know,
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I know on the show, well, I know he really
sort of weighs things in the favor of masculinity. And
so he's not here. We're really we're really all synced
up around here. Hi Kalem, Hi, Hi Paulina, Hey, Hi Kiki,
good morning Bella. It means here. So look at what
I say to you, Like, Jason's gone there goes to balance.
It's over. No, no, sports, No, no runting. I don't
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know how we're gonna go about our day. Who's going
to talk about guy stuff? It's not going to be me. No,
And you'll talk about the entertainer report. I know this hour,
what are you working on?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I certainly will an update on I don't know if
you guys remember the Weezer basis his wife when she
had that gun drawn in the backyard. Oh, you're a
problem that wasn't hers. So I have an update on
that and also a very big engagement. I don't know
if you guys saw this yesterday, but we got to
talk about that as well.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
He's games Toll Wednesday, so definitely gonna be Paulina Kiki karaoke,
A new waiting by the phone this morning? Why did
somebody get ghosted? We got to two point fifty with
Showvin Shelley in a tiebreaker and lots of stuff on
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(05:02):
I should go look at what they are. I looked
the other day just for the first time to see
what we were doing. But I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I haven't got to wait a minute. You don't go
every day after the show and look, no.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
It makes me. I don't. Sometimes I'll go listen to
the show, but I don't know. I know it doesn't
always make me happy to talking. No no, no, no, no
no no. You guys are great. I don't. I don't like.
I don't like listening to myself. You know, I don't
like looking at pictures of myself. I don't like watching
video of myself. Little TV show we're doing. I don't
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like watching videos of myself. All of a sudden, I'm like,
why I get? Howd I get so fat? I thought
I lost weight when I looked fat on the TV.
It's it's not helpful to me.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, I guess.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Wouldn't it be kind of weird if I did go
watch everything that we already did.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I just need somebody to watch it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay. That's why I'm talking about it on this radio.
That's why I'm like, you know right here, you know, hey,
walk away, I don't right exactly. We got to have
your dog watching. It doesn't matter to me. We got
a lot of stuff going on. I was reading if
you think that your holiday was bad. There was this
holiday in Illinois. Man he set his family's house on
fire after he got into an argument with him on Thanksgiving.
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Maybe the coffee was too hot, maybe that maybe was
scalding coffee, Maybe that he had to authenticate to get
into the place to get the turkey, and he was
mad about him. Well, some remember said that they were
upset because he was antagonizing others in the home. So
what is it like a roast? Like you show up
to Thanksgiving? Me like, hey, you fatty right right exactly?
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So he agreed to leave, and then showed up an
hour later and set his own bedroom on fire and
then ran as the fire spread. Why would you light
your own stuff on fire? First of all, if we're
gonna if we're gonna light the family house on fire,
don't we start at the other end, you know the
house that I don't know how many ends there over
this house, but I don't know if this isn't like
a mansion, But don't we don't? Why are we bringing
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our own things if we're got at other people? This
is like he doesn't make a lot of sense.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
My husband a firefighter, and he had to work on Thanksgiving,
And if he had to go on a call like
this because someone's at their own bedroom on fire, when
there's actual, other real life situations people need help.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Oh, I'd be so mad.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Oh I wouldn't even go in there for as a firefighter. Oh,
it would be so many Yeah. And then they found him,
I guess, hiding it at storage facility, and they arrested him.
He's been charged with aggravated arson and residential arson. Firefighters
were able to put out the fire. Nobody was hurt
in the blaze, which that's the important part. But yeah,
I guess if I'm going to go to jail for arson,
I'm not going to come out of jail and not
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have any stuff because I started with my own stuff,
you know what I mean. And also I already don't
have a place to live. I don't have a family
anymore because I was making fun of him and they
left their house on fire. So and if I'm still
living with my family, that probably says they may say
something about me potentially, So I well, Lisa, they don't
have a lot of money, so I don't know where
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I'm gonna live now, and all my clothes are burnt,
so really, didn't think this one through, and I don't
think no, no, it's really really traumatic and Sabbath. I
would if you thought you had a bad holiday, then
there was that, so it couldn't it couldn't have possibly
been that bad. I mean, Caitlin, I know you had
to stay with your father, which is uh, what you
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were telling me off the air is the first time
you've done that in a long time, because usually you
stay with your mom. So it was you and.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
Jeff, it was me and Jeff, and Jeff wanted to yap.
He wanted to catch up, so lots of yap, and
he was very concerned about the impending snow big weather guy,
so we had to get the house ready for that.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Well, you haven't stayed there in about twenty five years,
so there's a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
There was a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Also, his house is like Fort Knox, Like anytime I
took my dog out, he was I had to ask
him so he could unset the alarm. Then I'd take
her out, I came back inside, and then if I
didn't lock the door or set the alarm right away,
it was a problem.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I'm like, where do you think we live? Dad, who
was he running from? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
And he's like, I'm like, Dad, what must it be
like to live in impending like worst case scenario, you know.
And he's like, but I'm ready for everything, Klein, I
got food in the basement.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I'm like, bro, this is too much for things.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Say one of those doomsday guys, does he have like
a like a bunker down there, and you know, it's
like a whole house in the basement that's surrounded in
bomb proof and nuclear proof and all and and yes,
and and fireproof in case you decided to like to
play some fire.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Everything is like worst case scenario.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
So like I'm not allowed to like leave the house
if the dryer's going because that could burn down the house.
You know, lots of lots of fears going on. So
but he he says he's ready for everything. So yes,
he does have canned food in the basement. Also a
urinal down there and lots of animal decor.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
So yeah, because if I were trying to avoid like
a tornado or a nuclear bomb or an apocalypse or something,
I'd want to make sure that I didn't have to
sit to pee because that would really be awful.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, that would be awful. And he also has like
inside sneakers.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I learned, so he bought a pair of sneakers that
he wears just for inside. Oh okay, he's a ale boy,
Like I don't know what's going on over there, but
that was.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
The inside shoes like slippers or something I've heard of,
like house shoes. I've never heard of house sneakers, Like
he does he really need all that cushion?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I said, is this necessary?
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And he was like yeah, they're under armor, literal sneakers
that like lace up and they're just for inside because
he's ready.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
He might have been run at any moment in the house.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I really, you know, that's a great point, Like what
because you get into I mean we are Italian, so
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
But he needs complete and total flexibility and freedom of movement. Yes,
it needs to be that he needs to run around
in circles within his house, if he needs to run
out of the basement and use the urinal. This dude
has got you know, he's a peak performance. He's like
an NBA.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Player, right, Like, don't try to rob him, is all
I'll say. Because that man's got cameras everywhere. Everything is
locked up, sealed tight.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
So look at that. You got to get in the
damn house.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Well, I was thinking, but Marine texted it eight five
three five sounds like we know where Kitlely gets her anxiety.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Yeah, that's one of the places for sure. Yeah, a
little insight on me, Maureen. You know, hey, at least
at least he'll be all right if zombies calm or something.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Somebody also texted that what I was referring to. I
think I said it. But there was a lady that
sued McDonald's because the coffee spilled in her lap after
it gave it to her. It was years ago. They
had to put a warning that the coffee might be hot. Yeah,
that's what I was. That's what I was inferring that
I was going to be that person. And it's a
very famous case. I guess Li beck Le bec versus McDonald's,
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the McDonald's coffee case, the hot coffee lawsuit nineteen ninety four.
She won two point eight million dollars because she spilled
hot coffee on herself. I guess there was something wrong
with the lid. Maybe I'm going through this quick that
I can't remember the whole thing. The trial judge reduced
to punity of damages. Blah blah blah. It'd beat six
million inbuctions at as terms is what she got. But
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let me see here. She's English, placed the coffee between
her knees and pulled the far side of the lid
toward her to remove it. In the process, she spilled
the entire cup of coffee on her lap. She was
wearing cotton sweatpants, which then absorbed the coffee and held
it against her skin, scalding her thighs, buttocks in groin area.
She went into shock, was taken to an er, severed
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third degree burns on six percent of her skin and
lesser burns. Remained in the hospital for eight days underwent
skin grafting. Damn she lost two pounds. Yeah, I mean
that's yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
We lost twenty pounds.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Hold on, yeah, wait a minute, I always let me
go get some coffee. Why did wait right, why didn't
you pour the whole thing on me this morning? Lady?
I'm telling you I look fat on TV like.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Go ahead, oh stop that the camera adds ten. You're
not gonna go.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Out too I won't too. She sought to set up
with McDonald's for twenty grams to cover her actual and
anticipated expenses, but then they somehow, I guess you went
up with the equivalent of six million dollars. I don't.
I'm paraphrasing, obviously, because I'm not going to read you
line by line when I have them. Yes, I guess
there's there's there. Let me look at this cup. Caution.
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Well it's actually the funny thing is the warning labels
blocked by the little receipt thing. Caution hot precaution, uh collient.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, so anyway, coffee, right, just come on.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hot coffee. Cut. Let me ask you this just iced coffee.
First of all, just coffee. Do anything to you, guys,
to your bellies? Like do you need to does it?
Does it do what it does?
Speaker 5 (13:39):
It?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Does it do what it's supposed to do? When do
you drink coffee? And then you need to go to
the bathroom? A long time ago you've lost it, grew it?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
Yeah, Like I feel like because I drink it every morning.
That was just routine. It's just for the flavor. It's
just to say I have a coffee. It doesn't doesn't
wake me up. It does not wake me up, and
it does not make me go same.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Well, it wakes me up, but I don't know if
it wakes me up because of the actual caffeine. Because
I'm with you, I'm probably have had far too much.
Maybe I'm like it's oversaturated, or I don't know, I'm
no longer. Maybe it doesn't work anymore. But it's probably
psychological because if I don't drink the coffee, I don't
feel as awake, so it could be psychosomatic. I'm not
sure if it's the actual caffeine, but it makes a
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lot of people go go number two, go poop. And
but the point I was making was that iced coffee
does that more to me. A lot of coffee, Okay,
I didn't know if they were the same with you guys,
or maybe there's some science behind it. I guess I
could put it in a Google machine and find out.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
But uh, it makes me pee more.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
For sure.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Iced does no iced over hot. I don't know why.
I don't know what's going on, but it runs through
me faster.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Huh. Yeah, Well, we'll get to the bottom of it
one way or the other. Now I wish she'd poured
it on me because that would have been nice.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I need to lose twenty some millions.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Right, six million bucks, I mean, you know, eight days
off and skin skin rafting. I mean I again, And
if you can make it go back to the way
it was, or maybe even a little smoother, then that's fine.
Maybe I'm okay with this. So the Cold moon is
the last supermoon of the year. It will rise on
Thursday night. If you're into this kind of thing, the
December full moon is called the cold Moon. It may
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look larger than usual as the lunar orbit swings relatively
closer to Earth. NASA says that the moon will be
just a mere two hundred and twenty one thousand miles
away from Earth, just a mere two hundred and twenty
one thousand miles on Thursday night. The I'm saying this right,
Geminid jem, I'm sure I'm not saying that. Meteor shower
is also due to start this week, but it's not
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expected to peak until December thirteenth or fourteenth. That's when
NASA says up to one hundred and twenty meters will
be visible per hour on a clear night sky. So
Thursday night, big moon very exciting Serena Williams is trending today.
She's denied that she's making a return to tennis. On Tuesday,
it was reported that she had re entered the International
Tennis Integrity Agencies Registered testing pool. Shortly as did a
(15:59):
news break, she posted, y'all I'm not coming back. This
wildfire is crazy. She retired from the sport in twenty
twenty two following the US Open. She's considered the greatest
woman's player in tennis history after winning twenty three majors.
I guess you have to register into this if you
plan to compete in anything, but that may also include
exhibition type stuff as well, so you know, she might
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be doing some kind of she and Andrea agascy or so,
you know, I don't know, some charity thing or whatever.
But if you register for this thing, then you and
you're compliant, then you might be able to play again.
So what do you think? Is she coming back? Are
we excited? Yes?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I mean thrilled. If it's real, I can't wait to watch.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah, I can tell a lot of inducis. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, obviously, Well,
I mean you're wearing the shirt today, guys, all of
you at the same time. Did you talk about it
first before you wore this Arena William shirt?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
We always match us three because we're.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Three on w right exactly. Wallet hub has an assessment
of the best American cities for singles. The site looked
at more than one hundred and eighty of the nation's
biggest metropolitan areas using three dozen metrics in three main categories. Economics,
which takes into account everything from media and household income
and the unemployment rate to the cost of a restaurant meal,
movie tickets, salons and the like, Fun and recreation, weather, safety, attractions, eateries,
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dating opportunities, including online apps. Atlanta is number one. Weren't
you saying on your podcast Kiki that you thought DC
was the place to find love? Yes?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
I thought I've heard that d C is a great
place to find good women.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
I don't know about you're looking for a good woman.
You've find a good.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
May No, I don't need a good woman, but like
I feel like you do. So like if you're looking
for a good woman for it, I think you need
to go to DC. Are you trying to get rid
of me?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Now? No, I'm trying to hook you up?
Speaker 5 (17:48):
Now?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Why DC?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Right?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
They just say that the women in DC are really
business minded, they're educated, they're single, they have good salaries
out there.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
So yeah, okay, it's funny because they didn't. DC didn't
make the top ten according to all these different things, Atlanta,
Las Vegas, which that seems weird to me. I mean,
I think people forget that Las Vegas is a big
ass city outside of the Strip that everyone goes to.
You go to Las Vegas, You're like, oh, I'm staying
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in a hotel and it's like a fantasy world. But
you got a whole city, a rather large one, with
a bunch of people that don't go to the strip.
But if I were on the dating apps, I'd be
annoyed because I know that people switch their dating I've
done it, switch their dating apps to Las Vegas when
they're there, just to see, like, I don't know who's
here and people are in the mood, and you know,
people act different in Vegas. They act differently, So but
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I would be I'd be. I guess you'd have to
just not set it anywhere near the strip because those
people are all going to be transient, right, Ladies of
the Night, Well, I don't I don't know if it's
prostitution kiki, but I mean ladies of the night. I
just think people, you know, people from are in town
from you know, waksa Hachi, Texas, and they're like, you
never seen it, heard of Wauksahatchie.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
You always drop these men, No, I have not.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I mean, shout out it's outside of Dallas, shout out
to Wauksahatchie. But you know, you're in town for Waksahatchie
and you're like, man, let's get let's get crazy. I
wonder who's in town, you know, I wonder who's who's
in the mood to party, and and then and then
you know, three or four days later they leave and
go back to Wauksahatchie. Seattle, Denver, Austin, Pittsburgh, Orlando, Saint
Louis and Portland are the best cities now. The worst
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cities seem like very small places. So I mean there's
if we're looking at variety and opportunity for fun, then
obviously Pembrook Pines, Florida might not be the place. I
don't know. Uh, Port Saint Lucy. We're on in Port
Saint Lucy. It's a beautiful place. I love it there Jackson, Mississippi,
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Little Rock, Arkansa, Glendale, California, Pembrook Pines, Florida, Grand Prairie, Texas,
Port Saint Lucy, Florida. Yonkers, New York Yonkers, Pearl City, Hawaii,
and Brownsville, Texas are the very worst places to date
for singles. Very worst places. No did. I would imagine
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that you would have a better shot in the bigger city.
But left off of this list are some of the
bigger cities. Chicago's out in here. New York's not in here,
Los Angeles isn't in here. Dallas, Dallas isn't in there.
So it's not necessarily a big city. It's other stuff too.
Guys said a world record after swimming twenty eight point
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five miles around Manhattan well handcuffed. Now again we've asked
this question before, but like, how how did you come
up with that? How did you say that's the one? Guys?
Let me tell you how many again? The Guinness Book
a World Records. I know exactly how I'm gonna do it.
A forty nine year old man from New York named
Michael set two Guinness World records after swimming handcuffed around Manhattan.
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The guy took the twenty eight point five mile loop
of swimming up the East River, through the Hudson, and
then down the Hudson in less than ten hours. He
now has the record for completing the longest open water
swim in handcuffs and becoming the first and fastest swimmer
to circumnavigate the city's waterways in shackles. He swam in
high school in college, and he said that he wanted
to try the shackle to swim as a way to
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pursue something new. So there you go. I mean, do
people read that book, Like do they go through page
by page and be like, that's an interesting one. I mean,
I guys, don't know how you come.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Up with this, right, Like why didn't he have to
go to work or authenticate or something like who has
the time to go swim around with a handcuff?
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Like for what?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
I got it, guys, I'm gonna handcuff my own shackle myself,
and then I'm gonna jump in a body of water
and I'm gonna show you all. And finally, a drunk
raccoon passed out in the liquor store bathroom. This is
a relatable story, guys at Virginia ABC liquor store. The
crew there found a surprise in the store bathroom and
called authorities. Officers with the Hanover County Animal Protection and
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Shelter were called to the Ashland ABC store not one
of the best places to date, but it should be,
and found the raccoon passed out after it ransacked this
store and got wasted. The responding officer safely secured the
very intoxicated raccoon and took it to an animal shelter
to recover. After resting for several hours and showing no
signs of injury, the raccoon was released back into the wild.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Did they get him some like McDonald's first?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I don't know. Did he sober him up? Like you know? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
The photos hilarious.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
I don't know what he got into specifically, or like
did he knock the bottles down or did they have
a posable thumbs? Is gonna like undo the top? Is
he did the guy like bust open some wine? I
don't know what he did, but I guess he's okay
now and it has a story for his buddies. And
then he shackled himself and swam around like the pond.
It was weird. It's National Package Protection Day and National
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roof over your head Day, which that one guy that
I told you about you Illinois somewhere doesn't have anymore
because he burned it down. One's entertainment report is on
the Fresh Show.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
All right, so I have to first say a very
happy fortieth birthday to one of the thirteen.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Grace. Yes, he is the one who made our constitution.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
She is most definitely twin yes yes, yes, yes, So
happy fortieth birthday, Grace. She's a newly wes go off, Grace,
and thank you for our constitution. That was amazing to
see that Grace printed out and she's so happy and
always excited.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
So shout out to you. I hope you have the
best day.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
Have to start out though, with kind of a sad
well not kind of a very sad story.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Full House star Dave Coolier announced on.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
Today that he is now battling tongue cancer, just months
after he beat lymphoma, and of course, he said the
diagnosis was a shock because this is unrelated to that
non Hotchkins lymphoma that he was dealing with. He said
doctors told him that the cancer could have come from
having HPV some you know the virus thirty years ago,
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it could have come from. So I've heard of this
happening and being a thing, so of course everybody get checked,
be careful. But luckily the cancer is treatable, and he
says doctors gave him a ninety percent.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Cure rate, so the prognosis is good.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
He's starting radiation immediately and said it's easier this time
around the treatment, but it still has its side effects.
So just he's just got hit with two really big
bouts of bad news. So thinking about him today.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Remember that night that we union, Jason hung out with
Dave Koyer.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
That was like, I don't know, little Caylin would have
been like what it was such?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Yeah, we went to a My friend is Jess is
the drummer in a band called the Summerset, and as
she's my sister's friend. Really they went to high school
together and then love it we all. I mean, if
you grew up in the two thousands and you maybe
have heard of the Summerset. And so they were in
town and Jess text me said, hey, come to the show.
We went to the show, and then it was come
backstage and hang out with us, and then we went
to the little green room or whatever, and we're sitting
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there and I don't know, we're on the I think
I was like, you and I are on a couch
or something. Jason Tier, like the three of us were
like these free amigos on this like squeeze on this couch.
We didn't belong there. And then over in the corner
was Dave Koyer Uncle Joey. What is Uncle Joey doing here?
Like I'm with a And then I listened to when
I was extremely young that I never thought that I
would like be a meeting there, you know, in the
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dressing room of and then there's there's the other guy
from the previous generation from Full House and hanging out
in the corner over there. This is very strange. It
was like am I high?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:16):
And they were like where should we go? And I'm like,
we're picking a spot to take Uncle Joey. I don't know.
It was wild.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
So we took him to Boss Bar.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
We did.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
And what's funny is nobody like the demographic at midnight
at Boss Bar in the city of Chicago. No one
like realized, Like I'm like, to the bartenders, I'm like,
do you know who that is?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
A spot up and.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
They're like, I have no idea who that is. I'm like, dude,
that is a fixture of my childhood. They're like, yeah, exactly,
We're ten years younger than you. I'm like, okay, get
some respect, okay, right, put some respect on uncle Joey's name.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
What the hell michigander to shout up.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Miley Cyrus is engaged to boyfriend Max Mirando after four
years of dating. It kind of broke after they had
a red carpet appearance at the Avatar Fire and ash
Premiere was rocking a new gold band on her left finger.
They have not spoken about their engagement. However, a rep
for a jewelry designer did confirm that they made the
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custom ring.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
So I think it is true. I think she is engaged.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
It looks like and an update on a story we
talked about like a few months ago. I don't know
if you guys remember Weezer basis Scott Schreiner and his
wife Gillian Lauren are officially ending a rocky twenty year
marriage and it all came to a head this week
when she filed for divorce. But remember in April, I
think it was she was at the center of this
wild incident when cops were in her neighborhood searching for
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other people in a yard next to hers, with guns drawn.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
She came out allegedly with her.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Gun and fired at them, and she wasn't even involved.
They tied the knot all the way back in November
of two thousand and five. Over the years, you know,
they've had a lot of ups and downs, but this incident,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Maybe this was like the final straw.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
She was shot in the shoulder by cops, arrested on
suspicion of an attempted murder, and later had her charges reduced.
But don't get yourself involved in something that doesn't involve you.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't know. So now they're headed for divorce.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
If you want to a see what we're wearing today,
you can see that we are live throughout parts of
the show on YouTube Fred Show Radio. Also, if you
want to type the Fred Shwind demand on the free
iHeartRadio app, please set us as a preset. I'm gently
begging and then also while you're there, also begging for
you to click the highlights tab and check those out
as well.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
For my girl.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Geeky's begging for it. So so yeah, go look at
the highlights, Jabe, make your day better, you know, look
at us, look at us. Hello. I feel like kik
you no, don't do that, never cheat yourself kick? Yeah,
you have this amazing ability. Do you ever like? I
feel like what we do with the content? Like there's
five hours of content today and it's you know, with
(27:48):
this video and then there's audio. And what you managed
to do is like squeeze the lemon, and then when
the lemons juice is out, you somehow find more juice
in the like you squeeze it again. You're like, there's
got to be something more there because you managed to
take that amount of time and distribute it across like
eight different things such that it's a little different everywhere.
So you ever done that before? Like where you I
(28:09):
don't know. I'm trying to think of an example where
you're kind of out of the thing, like the toothpaste.
You know what you do. You're the person with the toothpaste.
I managed to find about three weeks more toothpaste in
the thing in the tube. When it's to others, it
would look like there's no toothpaste left. And I'm too
lazy to just go buy some more. So I managed
to somehow continue to get to eke out toothpaste from
(28:33):
the tube from like, do you guys do this too?
Like you'll roll it, and then when you when you
haven't rolled it, you like you start like origami ing yet,
you know, because it's got to be some more in
there rather than just go buy more. That's what you
do for our show. And I want to praise you
for that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Well, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah, I know it must be it must be difficult
to find that much. The McDonald's story from before the
coffee story, someone texted it fused the woman who burn
and herself like I almost did this morning. Kind of
wish I had it confused her nether part together? What yeah,
(29:11):
her more? Yeah, i'm suing too, six millions nothing, Well
I guess it was two something back then, but yeah,
I'm suing. Also, we should not we're not making jokes
about Dave Kolier. We can't. We don't make jokes about that.
But Tara did text that poor guy. Is this karma
from screwing over Atlantis? Morrison?
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Oh you're naughty. That's naughty.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Now, no one should ever have done anything to Atlantis
Moore set however, like she's she's a Canadian treasure. But
uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
You know that story in the song when she said
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner,
that's a real story. And he was at who's that
Bob Saggot's house having dinner and she called and he
was like, I gotta go.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I'm having dinner at Bob's house. And that was like
a real thing that was happening. Oh really, you know
when she sings that I do.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
I I'm doing it. I desperately wanted to walk over
across the room and be like, dude, Alana's tell me
about that, because I'm an Atlantis fan. I love some
Alanis Moore set. But he's got to be so tired
of talking about that, like, yes, yes, the song is
about me, and yes I dated her. He told the
story a million times. Did any date her before she
(30:20):
was big? And then she got big? And I mean
you know what I mean, Like people people date right,
like people do date, like just because you go on
just because you go on a few dates with someone
and then they become famous and you love them and
you think they're amazing because you like their art of
their music or whatever. That doesn't mean that you that
you should have stayed with them, like maybe he could
(30:41):
have treated her better. I don't know the whole story.
I know his version of the story, but it's like
I've said, many times, how could you do that to
Alanis Moore? Set? Well, I've never dated Alanis Moore. Set
We know Alanis Moore says, we know her for.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Sure, but that's not I mean, she's a level she
has a level of rage that I don't know if
it was just like your average breakup or whatever.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I mean, to that whole song and have those feelings.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, well, and it's just what I mean today talking
about it.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, they talk better than they sit.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Tell me about it.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay,
first of all, maybe we need to do like one
of those. Do you ever see those ads on Facebook
from Masterclass? I think we need to do one of
those for like people who are Bella's age. But the
thing is Bellas not Bellas almost thirty years old, isn't she? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Is she twenty s I thought she.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Was twenty eight.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I don't know why I thought, oh oh oh, it's
getting it's getting worse, because I get it if you're
like twenty years old, and maybe you think it's you
think it's an oldie to listen to Atlantis Moore set,
you're like, oh, man, I stumbled on this amazing son.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
The way that we would have like Motown or something
when we were kids. I get that. That's that's where
we're at in life. You know, those of us in
this demographic, and I'm putting us all together because we have,
you know, similar interests. But even though I'm a little
bit older than the rest of you, Okay, but yes,
she needs she needs to know more and I so
it's not necessarily Bella's. It's a little younger than Belli's
who I'm worried about. But what does she just text you? Kaylin?
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She just texted me so she is technically a nineties baby,
but she was only there for two years, nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
But she said, in all caps, you ought to know
is about Uncle Joey with a bunch of question marks.
And then I said yes, and she said, oh my gosh,
that's insane.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
Comma wild.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, yeah, we did. I just hurt her. Getting a
job here is going to change her life in more ways. Well, yeah,
I'm not sure. I'm not sure that your career, like
it really probably didn't do much for you know, like
advancing herself. But she's going to learn. She's going to learn. Also,
I need to shout out my friend, my friend Gary
(32:43):
the news anchor, because he's one of my only friends
that I think listens to this show. Do your friends
listen to us, because none of like my mom listens,
but none of my friends. I think one of my
other friends, Mike the lawyer, listens, but like no one
else knows me listens. My sister doesn't. Even she listens
to another show where she lives. I'm like, you know
you can. You can listen on the on your car,
(33:05):
like she was showing me her new car and it's like,
look the iHeartRadio apps on your car. I'm like, then
you could tune in, just like you can tune into
these clowns that you listen to in another place in
the other city. But no, but Gary the news anchor,
shout out to him because he even texted me this
morning to try and figure out is a new friend
and you try to figure out how to listen. I
really just I really appreciate that. What a guy. And
he's like Calyn. If you were to describe Gary the
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news anchor to people who've never seen him before, and
he is in fact the news anchor, how would you
describe him.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Well, one thing about Gary is he's never beating the
AI allegations because he's a little too perfect, a little
too symmetrical.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So and even when.
Speaker 4 (33:41):
You know, back in the day he was on dating apps, like,
they would always cancel his profile because they would think
this is AI, Like you're cat fishing. This is like
clearly someone's role on model model's photo. But it's just Gary,
you know.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yeah, No, it's true. It's so funny you're mentioning that
because he's always talking to me in our new friendship
about that. You know. It's like, dude, people don't think
I'm real on TV, you know that they're thinking this
must be some kind of you know, advanced technology computer animation.
But no, that's really is who he is.
Speaker 4 (34:08):
And it's brave of you to be friends with Gary
because it's I mean, it's really just it's the Gary
Show when he's around. So it's hard to be around
him because he's so attractive.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
So no, it is. But most of my life I've
been the guy who's like not the best looking guy
in the group. So what's great about And I can
play I can play clean up with Gary. Gary goes
out and he actually he has a beautiful girlfriend, so
but he didn't tell anybody, like he doesn't cheat on it,
but he doesn't tell anybody that. So we go out
and it's just all this attention for Gary. But all
he's really doing is helping others like me, the less fortunate, right,
(34:40):
and so like he attracts, he's the magnet. He attracts
the people. And then and then I get my pick
of the litter.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
It's so nice of him to do his charity work.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
But yeah, it is, no, it is. He doesn't get
enough credit for that. Gary is yeah, okay, well we
were going to do blogs and we'll do him next,
I promise, And any waiting by the phone. End game show, Weddy,
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