June 3, 2025 • 37 mins
It's Paulina's 21st birthday! Everyone go and wish her a happy birthday! Plus, do you have good table manners? Fred and the crew talk about proper table etiquette. And if you were a food delivery driver... would you eat some of your customers fries?
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
We'll go up in the City's my last dam retiring.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You don't stop that, boy, I'm lokward of God.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, honestly I've had enough Sabrina Carportor with that single espresso.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
But Kiki, you got what did that double express?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That Baby.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Fred show is on. Jason's going to attend today. Hi, Jason,
thanks for attending. Appreciate that. You wonder why you got
to attend because it's Paulina's birthday today, having birthday pain.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Thank you twenty one again?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Man, Wow, it's exciting. Yeah, twenty one, I know, right?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What should I drink for the first time?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Twenty one?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Do something funny?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You do some bummy?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, what would be your first drink? If you could
start drinking all over again? He's over there struggling with
the microphone. I don't know everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Okay, she's doing a lot of stuff and I got
seventeen cameras a digital ward over here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm finding for my life.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No because I thought I forgot to turn your mic on,
but then you turn the mic up because you're over
there wrestling with it like.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's some kind of wild animal.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I want to make noise.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What would be the first drink that you would drink
now that you know, what was the first drink you
did drink?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
First drink for Loco?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
For Loco? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, wow, yeah that was not great?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Was that twenty one first drink? Or was that just
first drink?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That was first drink? It was that? Or the what
it's called empty forty one of them?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Mad dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Mad dogs?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Really highlight color has to be a highlight of color.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mad dog. Wow. We were we were rough about Boons Farm.
Do you ever have some Boons Farm?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Who is that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We never had Strawberry Hill.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I have yet?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh yeah farm?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Like, wasn't a super low alcohol level in there?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can drink a ton of sugar?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What is it? What is the alcohol? I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is it wine?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's like sort of I don't know, like fizzy kind
of sugar.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
No alcohol, fruit flavored one? Yeah, oh, now you tell
me it's low alcohol. You can drink a lot, no kidding,
no kidding. All this time I thought I was like
hard in the paint with my boons Farm. You know,
I thought, yeah, oh boy, hi calin, good morning, good morning,
Jason's here. It's falling his birthday. Kiky's here, good morning, she's.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Done wrestling a microphone, but minus here on the phone
and the text eight five five five nine one one
o three five. Let's see biggest stories to the day headlines.
We'll get to those in just a second. The entertainment
of portant blogs this hour, stay or ago. We'll debate
some relationship drama. Gieky, you've only got four games left
in the showdown. You've never lost two in a row. Yes,
but today could be the day. One hundred bucks is
(02:31):
the prize? Thirty nine and seven, it's your record? Is
today a hall of fame? Waiting by the phone, It sure.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Is, even though y'all some of y'all don't deserve it
from what you did to me last time, trying to
say always all sick of this, Like you're not sick
of this.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You want this, You guys want this.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Our old waiting by the phones were very efficient for
cig Well, yeah, they were like short though, wow.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, we'll be in and out, in and out.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah yeah last week. It was over before but then
that person kind of got kind of got served one
of the interwebs. Yeah, it turns out a lot of
people like the target parking lot waiting by the phone.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Oh was when I was out, Oh yeah, what was
that photo?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But I liked it because it was hilarious of you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh well, because we will the target parking lot waiting
by the phone. So we do three new waiting mother
phones a week. And we've done three new waiting mother
phones a week for over a decade. And I did
the math in my car the other day because I
was steaming as I was driving away from work. I'm like,
how it's hundreds of new waiting by the phones a
week that we wind.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Up to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It is, and it's and it's thousands that we've done
over the course of over a decade of doing it.
I think it's fourteen thirteen, fourteen years of doing waiting
by the phone. And so we played the target parking
lot waiting by the phone, and somebody was like, you know,
basically complaining like that I heard this a doz times
already this year, and this sucks and you suck and
(03:50):
all this stuff. So I said, fine, okay, I am
going to destroy the tape. So that was me in
front of a dumpster that was a dumpster fire because
you weren't here, that's right, Yeah, And I was destroying
the tape because I want to target waiting on the phone,
right because one person didn't like it, Because because because
we do the show for one person. I don't know
if you knew this, but it's one person, and it's
the one person who doesn't like what we're doing. At
(04:10):
the moment, seem to think that it's not that there
are twelve other people listening. It's no, no, we do
the show for one human being. So the next time
that you're like, I absolutely hate what they're doing, if
you would just like blink, it'll be over. First of all,
and second of all, just remember that there are other
people here too.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
There are other people in this family.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, they have preferences that might be different from yours,
and so we're doing the best we can. But then
my my thing is then I started thinking about like
TV shows. Okay, your favorite TV show in the course
of a year might do fourteen episodes, and we do
two hundred. I did the math on this too, two
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You'r crunching numbers.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I was.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was something like that, and I'm like, guys, we
you know, we're doing the best we can over here
to provide the very best mediocre content every single day,
exactly so. But but then should something that we did that
was that people thought was funny, should it just disappear
forever after it airs one time or ten times? I
don't know, I say no, But anyway, may I may
(05:11):
or may not have actually destroyed the tape. That may
have been something else I've destroyed. That may have been
everything in our boss's office that I burned in that dumpster.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, we'll never know it's gone now, depends.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
On the day, really depends. Lately, I am a force
to be reckoned with. Lately, i'd hide your kid, tied,
your wife, your power, yeah yeah, what power.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Your own power, powerself, your your divine feminine.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes yeah yeah boy. Anyway, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I almost did, and I didn't, So I'm not.
Kind of what's coming up in the I had a
lot of restraint in that moment right there. I was
about to go on a twenty minute thing and I stopped. Yeah,
because it's Pauline his birthday. But there's always tomorrow. What's
coming up to the entertainer report?
Speaker 8 (05:54):
K Well, obviously, do a Diddy update. I haven't done
one of those in a minute. And Taylor Swift, I
think she's to something, but I don't want her to be.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know. We'll talk about it, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And that being said about waiting by the phony, if
you have a favorite and it doesn't have to be
the target parking lot, it doesn't have to be. We
are doing another highly requested waiting by the phone. It
has been heard before I requested, though, we are doing
that one today. But if you have a favorite one,
then you can dm us. You hit us up on social,
you can text us whatever, And we do keep a
list of people's requests and we try and dig them
(06:25):
up in the big vault that we have of audio,
which is essentially a thumb drive that has endless amounts
of crap on it, and if we can find it,
then we'll play it. So yeah, you can hit us
up on the text that way. Did you know a
lot of things I've learned today already this morning going
through the interwebs. Did you know there is a correct way,
according to etiquette experts, to eat a banana. This is
(06:50):
a completely random thing, but I actually saw this video,
and I've seen this guy's videos before, and I thought
it was a parody, but he is very much for real.
He is a British guy, and he teaches us all
the etiquette that we did not know. In a recent
viral video, there's a British etiquette expert. His name is
William Ahunssen, and he demonstrated what he claims to be
(07:12):
the correct way to eat a banana, and that is
with a knife and a fork. If I gave you
a banana and you used a knife and a fork,
I would take the banana away from you and throw
it away, and then I would erase your phone number
and unfriend you and unfollow you everywhere, and I would
pretend that I had never met you before my life,
(07:34):
and we would never speak again. This guy meticulously cuts
off the ends, slices down the peel, and then eats
the banana from a plate, slating his approach as more
civilized than peeling it by hand, quote unquote like a primate.
So the video has over two hundred thousand views, and
of course as soon as I see it, as I
(07:54):
go right to the comments.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I mean, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Really where the gold lives in most of these video
is sometimes I just can't even wait to get to
the comments. I can't even watch the whole video before
I get to the comments. And this person one person said,
what kind of lazy, no good servants do you have
working for you in that big mansion that don't even
know that you're supposed to peel your banana before you
serve it to someone?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Preposterous.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He also did a tutorial in The Proper Way to
Eat Grapes, recommending the use of scissors to cut smaller
bunches for plating. What would you do if you saw
someone eating a banana with a knife and fork?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What other pizza is?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Or a pizza is one, by the way, but I
was just one other food is unacceptable to eat with
a knife, like a pizza with a knife and fork,
unless you're eating Chicago deep dish pizza that's really hot
and like steamy, and because once it kind of congeals,
you can pick that up, like if you slice it
and like once it all kind of forms into one thing,
then you could. But otherwise I can see a knife
in a fork situation. Otherwise, is there any should you
(08:58):
ever be using a knife and a fork for pizza?
Should you ever be using a knife and fork for fruit. No,
maybe berries if you're in a restaurant, maybe like so
that you're not grabbing it with your hands.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean, are there any other etiquette rules that you
guys were surprised to know?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let me think about it. I understand why I can't
eat my pizza with a ford.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Why do you need to eat a pizza with a fork?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Because sometimes it gets messy, it may be greasy, you know.
I like to cut every now and then pick it up.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
I block my pizza and everyone makes fun of me
for that. Oh, I get in the grease sauce just
a little bit. I mean, lord knows, I'm not getting
it all off, but I sometimes when it's really wet,
I'm like, I don't really want all that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
I just feel like I feel cute when I use
a knife and a fork.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I have to eat boneless wings with a knife and
a fork. Ooh, I do people do? I wouldn't if
I had. If I had to eat that, I won't
eat that. So I do the wings with bones. I
do know, yeah, But if I had to, like, I
don't think I would. I would use my hands. Do
you use a knife prefers, yes, boneless wing.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, he use a fork if there's super saucy than
I would. Yeah, Yeah, I guess because I don't need
to pick it up because there's no bone. I've seen
people use a knife and a fork for ribs, and
I've seen people use a knife and a fork for
chicken wings and there's not that much meat. Okay, So
like I'm sorry, I'm picking it up now. Then again,
I don't know. I mean, I guess if you hear
like a fancy word, fancy is serving ribs, but ribs
(10:22):
need to be picked up.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, I use a fork sometimes, but I get the
meat off of it with it. Yeah, I just use
it like pick the meat off and then I go
in on the bone. And you guys a gotta do both.
Do you have any etiquette rules that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, So I've got one from growing up, and I
don't know if it's a real rule or not, but
this is a rule in my house. My dad instilled
this in us. And my dad came along when I
was like eight nine, the guy who raised and adopted me,
so I was old enough to be like, I have
to adjust to this rule.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It wasn't like it was ingrained to me as a child.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But he hates it when a waiter or a server, waitress, whatever,
takes food away from the table before everyone is done eating.
Will slap their hand like he will physically stop them.
And it is very difficult at some restaurants because I
guess some restaurants, like the management or whatever is meticulous
about if there's an empty plate, it needs to go.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, that's true, and so like.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So what will happen is, especially they're working in teams,
he'll have to do it multiple times because like they'll
come see a plate and they'll go to take it
because that's what they are supposed to do, that as
what they were training. And he doesn't want it because
he feels like it rushes everyone else who's still eating.
So like, if you're a really fast eater and you're
done and I take the plate away and now it's
just you and me and your plate still there, it's
like I'm just sitting.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
There looking at you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, But if I have a plate in front of me,
it's like I'm still eating. You're still eating, so you
don't have to be rushed. He cannot stand it.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
I can't stand that, Like people will wait for me
if I'm not seated at the table to start eating.
I know it's like a respect thing, but like eat
your food, you know what I mean, Just get started.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't think we all need to wait for everyone
to be seated.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh that's another one. That's another one. If everyone doesn't
have their food then.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, usually i'm last because I'm like doing stuff
for grabbing stuff, and I'd rather not feel like people
are waiting for me.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just enjoy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Did you guys have anything that your parents made you
do that may or may not have been real etiquette?
It's just is ingrained in you, because yeah, that one.
That one like to this day and I've had to
get kind of like comfortable with it because it has
become more commonplace that restaurants want the tables cleared, and
so it's like it's by the fourth time somebody comes
to take your plate's like just take it right.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I don't want to argue with you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm tired. You're supposed to put your napkin next to
your plate, not on it. I'm going through a list
of these things. You're supposed to shield your lemon when squeezing.
No one does that. No one seems to do that.
But I don't know why that's not obvious. Like if
I've got a lemon and you're sitting next to me,
I know it's going to go everywhere if I just go.
You know that's the noise it makes. I don't know
(12:49):
why that's the noise it comes to mind. I don't
know what what noise is squeezing and lemon make.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's why I'm not the said effect guy in the show.
You're always supposed to pass food to the right. I
didn't know that, really, I didn't know that it mattered
you always Apparently you're supposed to meet her the speed
at which you eat your food, Like you're supposed to
eat slower on purpose, Like even if you're really hungry,
you're not supposed to just go at it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I guess because we eat more than we should that way.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I mean, if I like get distracted and take a
minute while I'm eating a meal, I'm like, WHOA, I
am full.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I just had to wait a second.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
You know, you're.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Supposed to introduce the person of higher status first, So
like if I'm in a room and I suppose it's
like I don't know the boss and then you guys,
and I'm introducing to people. I'm supposed to introduce the
boss first because he's supposedly of higher status. I say, supposedly,
I would consider all of you of higher status to them,
(13:45):
but I apparently know.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
But I wouldn't do that though.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I would introduce them you guys first, because the people
know you guys, they don't know who that person is.
You know what I'm saying, Like, if we're going to
an event, people want to meet you guys first, so
I would introduce you're the ones, You're the stars. So
I introduced you guys first. Apparently it's bad etiquette to
add your boss on social media.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What Yeah, I don't like that our old boss that
isn't here anymore.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
He kept following me, and I kept removing him from
my followers list on my Instagram because I just don't need,
like that's just gonna cause me.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Are we talking about the guy who only followed you
and no one else on the show?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, no, no, no, I let him follow me.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
But there was a guy, a guy in this office
that used to be here that I just I just
saw nothing good can come from this, So I kept
removing him from my followers.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why like, why are you watching?
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Yeah outside of work, Yeah, but our but our boss,
you know, our closer boss.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I let him follow me.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Because there was one guy that he was a big
wig in the company. He is no longer which that
you know, like every other person, it doesn't it is no.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Longer that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Agree obs, Yeah, it's we're the only ones left. And
I don't know for how much longer. But they he
only followed he all of us. And I've known the
guy for like a decade. He does not follow me
on social media. Okay, I literally have known the guy
since he was not a big wig, and now again
he doesn't work here anymore. We had a meeting with
(15:11):
all of us, We leave the meeting and by the time,
like five minutes later, he's following Kaylan and only Kaitlin
and no one else. And I've said something to him.
When I finally said, I said, I said to the guy, yeah,
I go dud well, no, it was just like, can
you be a little less can you be a little
more slick next time? You know, like he obviously wants
(15:33):
to see your stuff and only your stuff. But maybe
add the rest of us so it doesn't look that obvious.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh what did he say?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I was like, dude, I've known you for a decade.
You only followed Caylen. And he was like, I don't
remember what he said, but it's like, oh, I thought
I phoned.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, I said, I.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Get it though.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, I'm kind of like that with my followers. I
only want to see pretty stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well I can't.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I can't understand why he would only want to look
at Caitlin and not my ugly ass. But at the
same time, I was like, can you can make it?
Can you make it a little bit less obvious?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It was?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Funny? But you're a creeper that you're a lectureus, so
you only follow pretty people?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, Like I only like to see pretty stuff on
my timeline, ugly people on my timeline. Like it, like
it triggers. I'm like, oh god, not you again? Like
why so not you again?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yes? I only like to see pretty stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wow, thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I think you're complimenting. I am okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well I don't. I don't think you have a choice
but to follow everyone else in this room. Cute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I think we are a good looking show, especially for radio.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Wow. On that note, especially for radio and TV show
is on the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
My wife uses a knife to remove corn kernels from
corn on the cob, and it drives me insane. I
feel like, if you're going to do that, that's something
that you do before you sit dine at the table,
Like if you're gonna if you're gonna take the corn
off the cob.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
That you do that like in the kitchen and then
you sit down.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Because if you're like trying to do that in front
of everybody and the corn slips and goes somewhere or
like spraise people. It's kind of a delicate art of
removing corn from the cob.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yeah to y'all too, BOSSI as someone who used to
have braces, Like just let me use my knife, let
me use my fork, let me get the kernel off
this corn.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm not hurting anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
If you're at a corporate dinner and you're hosting, you
should eat something easy to entertain and.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Talk, like a salad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I guess I've thought about that. Like there's stuff I
would eat if I'm with my friends, and then there's
stuff I would eat if I if I'm with it,
you know, trying to impress people or something, you know
what I mean, Like I wouldn't order the messiest thing.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And then if I'm alone, I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Not way different. Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Forget about it, especially if it's late at night. Some
activities took place.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I am like, you slipped and fell and a gummy
came in your mouth exactly, yeah, you know what that happened.
It seem to happen more regularly these days, where I'm
like just walking, I'm just minding my own business. Probably
I'm running on the lake from I'm eating a carrot
or something, you know, something healthy, and then it's just
out of nowhere, just pop and it just flies through
the air and it masticates itself, It shows itself and
(18:18):
goes down my throat and then I don't know what happenedn'
even chew it, And then before long I'm starving and
I'm eating like combinations of everything you can find. I
hate it when this happens.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's hipping the things. I'll like, oh, get my finger
around the plate. I mean, it's really I think I said.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This last week, and I don't know if you were
here in a CAMLM. But I believe that if I
were in a relationship, I would be I would lose
the additional thirty pounds I'm trying to lose because I
and people say it's the opposite, you get comfortable and
you eat more. No, I think I would lose the
weight because the way that I eat now is disgusting,
like in private, like I'm a disgusting person, Like I'll
go run three miles and then I'll eat a hole
(18:56):
Jet's fizza by myself, and I guess that's called balance.
But I wouldn't probably do that in front of another person.
I would probably like eat regular portions because I would
be afraid of judgment.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
You would find time though when you're in a relationship,
you like has to plan that Jet's pizza, but you
would still do it because.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You're not gonna let go of good the good times, or.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Like I orders like I want this and that and
not just get all of it and then put it
in the fridge and eat off of it for a
couple of days. But I wouldn't probably do that in
front of someone else because that person would be like, hey,
you're disgusting, Like you're a gross person. You know, and
they wouldn't want to, like, you know, sleep with me,
So I would probably not do that for a while.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You I'd like that's how I am too, and I
lose weeks.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I'm like, I'm cute, you know, I'm eating this. I
mean yeah, but then, like you, you'd get tired. It
goes away, It goes away. Yeah, and you do pick
your tie. I was alone last night and I was
really getting after it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's the latest weather phenomena that you
didn't know that you have to be concerned about. It's
the Saharan just cloud. Ah, Yes, did you know. I
didn't know this was a thing. There's such thing as
a Saharan dust cloud. And it smothered the Caribbean yesterday
and it's heading towards the US. It's a huge cloud
(20:06):
of dust from Africa's Sahara desert. Yeah, and it covered
the entire Caribbean yesterday. I said it both ways, in
case you have a problem with the way I say it,
Caribbean and Caribbean. I say it both ways, so don't
at me. It's marking the biggest dust event this year.
At the dust event, right, it's stretching two thousand miles
(20:28):
from Jamaica to Barbados and seven hundred and fifty miles
from Turks and Caicos to Trinidad and Tobago, and it's
caused hazes, guys, sneezing, coughing, and watery eyes. Forecasters warn
people with allergies or asthma to stay indoors or wear masks.
The dust, which is part of the Saharan air layer,
is expected to reach Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi by
(20:49):
the weekend, but it will be less dense. The dust
can block some sunlight and stop tropical storms from forming
during hurricane season, which runs through November thirtieth. I've never
heard of this. We're all scared now of a dust cloud.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Dust cloud, that's crazy. It can travel, So.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
If you have a pet, then I don't know what
you sort of estimated that it would cost to own
Benzo or lux or or any of your animals that
you guys have, But I guess the average answer has
been for cats fifty seven hundred bucks and for dogs
eighty one hundred dollars to own.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
For fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Now they're saying the real number, though, is three times that,
according to a survey that came out today, and that
depends on what type of food you buy. You know,
vet bills, how sick your dog or cat gets, and
how much you spoil them. Caring for a cat now
costs anywhere from twenty grand, they say, to forty seven
thousand dollars over the life of your cat. For dogs,
(21:52):
it's twenty two grand to just under sixty one thousand dollars. Yeh,
whoa to have a dog for fifteen years? That's thirteen
hundred bucks a year for catching fifteen hundred dollars a year.
For dogs, they say, something like a rabbit can cost
over one thousand dollars annually. I thought they were always sick.
I thought rabbits got sick a lot. And I've never
owned a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I don't know much much about rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Would you say, though, would you say you spend fifteen
hundred bucks year on menzo.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Well, yeah, because you get like the shots and the
heartworm and all of that at the vaccines. Plus like
if you do any grooming for them, that cost a buck.
So now I got to like go in the backyard
with a hoe is because I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I can't really afford to do it all the time.
And he's a stinky boy.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
But honestly, like if it's sixty one thousand whatever you
said for the lifetime, Like, bro.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is like another kid.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You're right, you know, it's kind of heading up.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's no family member.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I had to outfits over here. You putting on lucks Yep,
that stuff all costs money.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh yeah, his wardrobe, his mental health services, his.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Nails, his teeth, entertainment, yeah. Travel.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
There's a Chinese newspaper called Youth Daily, and they did
a story on how young people in China are paying
five dollars a day to pretend they have a job.
So you pay five bucks, you go to a shared office,
but you don't do any actual work because it's all
a ruse. This is also you don't have to tell
your friends and family that you're unemployed. So the job
(23:11):
was rated in China is only five percent, but youth
unemployment's more like seventeen percent. So I guess a lot
of people just they pay money, They go sit at
a desk, it's Wi Fi and coffee, and they're pretending
to work. They will even assign you fake tasks, so
if anyone asked what you did at work today, you
can show them an email and say I did this
(23:31):
or I worked on this project. There are even places
that have fake bosses and you can pay extra to
have fake fights with them, like maybe they were roots
you in an email or whatever, and.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Then they apologize.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You can go tell all your friends like, well, my
workplace is so terrible whatever, whatever it sounds like. Most
people then pay the five bucks and then go and
try and find a real job. But apparently this is
cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day and
pretending that you have a job when you in fact
do not. And we've done I think we've done stories
about this before in the past. But I wonder if
(24:03):
anyone out there has ever had to fake that they
had a job until they did have a job, so
that they didn't have to tell, you know, go home
and tell their wife or you know whatever, kids whomever,
that they don't have a job.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
We did a Sarah go like that, I remember, and
he would like be missing. He would go he would
leave for work quote unquote during the day. We were like,
where did you go? And he would go to like
the library and just sit all day.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I know about a number of people over the years
who've lied about the circumstances.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
As to why they don't have a job.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh yeah, Oh they'll say that this is what happened,
but they got fired, or they'll say that, you know,
oh I got laid off, or this or that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Happened, but really they screwed up.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And I've heard about that happening before because they're too
embarrassed to tell their partner that they messed their job up,
as opposed to just telling the truth.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
But I ever heard of that one before. An Uber
driver has shared.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That some drivers eat customers fries and other behind the
scenes things. Now, you were a DoorDash driver at one point,
Jason was, and you say that you would never you
were tempted, but you never actually went with eating anyone's.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Food because it's like all you do is smell of
their people's food. So like I would just get so hungry,
and then when there would be something that was really good,
like five guys, I'd be like, oh, like the fries
smells so you know, fills.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Up your car.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So I think I would get doing that because I
think I would go in there and I would wind
up ordering food at these places, like, well, i'm here.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
I once a taco bell I was like, well, I'm
waiting for this order. I might as well just go
to this Kioskin order something for myself.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Get somebody. Yeah, while we're here. They said the problem
is in tent places at night. So it's like, oh,
I guess that's the other thing too, is you're spending
all the money that you're making.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
How do you not eat the fries though? Like, I
can't ride with fries in my car and not just
have a couple.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's very hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The guy admitted that he's taken fries from people's orders
in the past, but doesn't do it often. He says
he tries to remain professional, but sometimes he's tempted to
take food from orders that aren't fully sealed or closed,
especially if he's stuck in traffic. He says he also
punishes impolite customers by taking his time getting to their
home to complete the order. He said if someone asked
(26:07):
him where are you or to hurry up, he will
purposefully slow down. He said that people increase their chances
of getting their food on time if they tip and
say thank you. That's the only problem I have with
tipping ahead. And I do it, but you get whatever
service you get ran Like I've had it. I've had
it where they like they take the tip, but then
(26:28):
they don't actually bring it to my door. They leave
it somewhere else or whatever whatever, and it's like, wait a minute,
I'm not going to take the tip away because I'm
not that much of a savage, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Like the tip is.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I mean, if you do, like an awesome job and
it shows up quickly and to my door whatever I've
paid for, well, then I'd be more likely to give
you a bigger tip than what I'm going to give
you up front. Right, But then I sometimes I'll give
you the tip up I mean, I always give the
tip up front, and then they don't do the thing
all the way. You're like, wait a minute, Well you
got your tip, so why are you lazy bring it
all the way to me? And a toilet guys, you
(27:00):
can tell it's slow news. Day with toilet paper might
be a thing of the past. Environmental concerns are growing,
and studies reveal that producing a single roll of toilet
paper consumes thirty seven gallons of water. The industry heavily
relies on virgin forests, contributing to deforestation and climate change.
So what are the solutions. The solutions are of a day.
(27:21):
So everybody would have a bidet in their house, and
I guess that would then negate the need for toilet paper.
But then how do you walk around like a little low,
wet little butt. Yes, you walk around like a wet
little booty. That way we sprayed the booty down. Okay,
so everything's good. But then I gotta walk around with
wet booty. I gotta dry it off somehow exactly okay,
and I gotta check correct it like if I if
I did my deal with the bidet, okay, fine, but
(27:42):
then I got a double I need like some quality
assurance that like we are in fact good, You're right?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yes, So I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And then the other thing would be reusable cloth toilet paper.
Come on, now, I don't think I could do that either.
Maybe if it were just me, maybe, But like in
a house, he got like a bag full of like
I don't know whose this is.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Let's watch it.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
Oh no, I throw up of a poop cloth filled
bag in my house. I mean, like, that's just gotta
care if it's my poop or anything.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
We gotta find a different way. We gotta find the environment.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, but I don't mind paper struck.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No no, not a no no.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's that's the legs Day and it's National Chocolate Macaroon Day, right,
Macaroon Day.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
Pete Didty auditioned to play James Brown in the twenty
fourteen Universal movie Get On Up, but ultimately lost out
to Chadwick Boseman Rip. And we're talking about this because
his interest in the role was discussed during his sex
trafficking trial and the cross examination of Mia, one of
his former assistants, who has accused him of rape sexual assault.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
By the way, she is testifying under a pseudonym. Is
not her name.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
She wants to remain anonymous, but texts between she and
Ditty were shown to the court as evidence this week.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
In an August.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
Twenty twenty message, she wrote thinking of you with Chadwick
Boseman in reference to the actor's death. She then said
that he was auditioning for the role of James Brown,
so this was all mentioned in texts. In her message,
she said that she had his audition tape and would
send it to him, and it sounded like it was
a high budget bid for the role, as she described
the audition tape as a production that they put on
(29:28):
for a week, so he really wanted it. She also
revealed during her testimony that she used to work for
actor Mike Myers, so if you see his name mentioned
in the Ditty trial, that is why. Speaking of Ditty
and his child, Jamie Fox didn't hold back during a
recent stand up performance the Comedy Store in West Hollywood.
Addressing the serious allegations against Ditty, He referred to him
(29:48):
as a nasty m effort, expressing disappointment from the black
community's perspective given Ditty's cultural influence, saying that he was
all of their idol and all of our idol is
how he worded it, and it's just obviously if this
is true. You referenced the baby oil, it would be
very disappointing for a lot of people. Swifties think Taylor
(30:09):
is teasing a new album after news broke about her
buying back the master recordings of her first six albums. Remember,
she shared the news on Instagram last Friday. Also said
there was a letter on her website explaining more.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I was at lunch. I read it and cried tears
and was very embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
But fans are now focusing on a line where she
wrote all of the times I was this close reaching
out for it, only for it to fall through. In
the word this, she used twelve eyes. There is definitely
a reason for that. What number studio album would it be?
If she drops a new one, it would be number twelve,
meaning I think she's working on her twelfth studio album.
(30:46):
She released her eleventh studio album, The Tortured Poets Department
last April, So why does she have twelve eyes? There's
no other reason other than she's up to something. And lastly,
the Weekend is finally addressing all that criticism surrounding his
HBO series The Idol. During a recent interview, he did
acknowledge that the critiques make a lot of sense, reflecting
on the show's structure and his role in its production.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
He noted that as a newcomer to.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Hollywood acting and executive producing, he aimed to avoid being
labeled as difficult, which limited his influence over the series.
He admitted that the show could have been great if
it had a beginning, middle, and an end, but instead
it just ended in the middle.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know. I kind of liked the show.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
It was kind of like spring Break, that like really
weird movie with Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Like, yeah, it wasn't good, but like it was good
to meet. Like, I don't know, I kind of liked it.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It wasn't good, but well, the masses.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It wouldn't be good. Yeah, like you know what, the
cult classic.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
That's like not a good movie, but for some reason
people like it. I don't I can't really describe it.
There was some funny parts that came out of it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
He admitted that he found a renewed joy in his
creative endeavors with his directorial debut in Hurry Up Tomorrow,
which he described as a healing process and a way
to move forward from his earlier persona. But remember, the
main care or, played by Lily Rose, was supposed to
be based out Selena Gomez and like his whole relationship
with her, which she was like, don't do that because
(32:07):
that doesn't pay me in a very good light.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
But they did date. Remember, So that's what he had
to say.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
By the way, if you are a new friend and
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Speaker 3 (32:32):
I'm sorry, yes, the infuriority complex about you.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I think we just need more followers all around. I've
decided i'd like it, so yeah, I'm trying well, the
yt the YouTube search for the Fred Show on and
we're working on it. Stephanie Spielberg, our vice president of
youtubing streaming, is working on it. She's watching us right
I guess we're very close to our YouTube streaming days.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
We are very close. Supposedly she's watching you right now.
You can wait, so I'm told, Hi, Stephanie Spielberg, which
is not her name. By the way, speaking of the
I guess media that was not good but good to me,
And I'm not even sure it was good to me.
Did you ever finish watching Mormon Housewives.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
I haven't yet, but I'm going to work on it
this weekend. That's my homework.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I got to tell you, I've been waiting a couple
of weeks to share my thoughts because I of course
ran right through it. And I don't know why. I
guess because I had a'm a massacus. I enjoy torturing myself.
I enjoy hurting, yeah, which is why I watch it.
It's a terrible show and they're terrible people. But I
have a different opinion though. I have to say, like
I come out of season two feeling differently about certain characters,
(33:40):
Like there are people that I just flought out thought
were awful in season one or that I really liked,
and then at the end of season two, I'm like,
wait a minute, I actually think she's the problem. And
I don't know, I know, I gotta wait till you're
done to be able to talk about this.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
I see that Jennifer Affleck is a big conversation on
social She is a.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Crap starter she and she doesn't I don't think she
tells the truth. And like, for example, there's the whole
related to Ben Affleck thing and her husband says to
her on the show multiple times that is not true,
and she just she's like, but that's.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
What I was told. That's what I felt like.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I guess there are family jokes about it, and she's
taken that as being real. And but he says to
her multiple times that is not true, Jen, and she's like, oh, well,
I don't know, that's what I was told. And he
just keeps saying over and over like, but you should
stop saying that because it's not actually factual.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh she's looney Tunes.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, And I don't know, like I think, I don't
know that she always necessarily tells the truth and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Like it doesn't And.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Well we're on the topic. I will say her husband
kind of if in fact the I mean he got
killed after season one. He seems to be a different
dude in season two. And I'm beginning to wonder, like
is she part of is she the problem?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't know. You got to watch this.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I mean, I'm not say anything else, Okay, I did
I canna say anything else?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I got I really neither losted just the.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Second Kaitlyn has accounts rich. Now all of a sudden, Kaylyn,
she fell into money and I'll tell you why well,
she'll tell you why in just a second. We get
to say her go debate some relationship drama. One hundred bucks.
Kiki in the showdown never lost two in a row,
only four times. Only four games remain, only four and
then Shelley comes back. This was the clip quickly that
I was talking about off the year. But this is
(35:25):
this is another reason why I don't know about this woman.
I like to talk poorly. I don't know these people.
But Zach Affleck and Jen Affleck not related to Ben
Affleck from the Mormon Wives show. This was on E recently.
She talks about how she tricked her husband into having
another baby. This is not funny, right, listen.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
One and then a second baby back to back.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Jen By six months after she gave birth, she got
pregnant again with her second baby, which, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She tricked.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
I got a trick out. She took out her ID
without telling me. But what Yeah, that was stressful. So
I was under a lot of stress.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Tell you therapy.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I was like, this is before therapy.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Whoopsi's I forgot to tell you that I removed the
device that will prevent us from getting pregnant. That's not cool,
that's not cool and it's not funny, and she's laughing
about it.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
That's not a nice thing to do about.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
She would have gotten left with them kids. That is like,
that is insane. You cannot do that. No, no, no,
she's a whoopsie.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
They sound so yah are I.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Think she's twenty five or maybe she might be younger,
she might be twenty three.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Trying to find it right now, they're yeah, yeah, twenty
she just got her frontal lobe like. They sound like
little kids like.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He but that's not funny.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's not that's like moving birth control in any form
and not telling your partner no, because you know, there
had probably been conversations. I have to assume that there
had been conversation about let's have another kid, and he
was like, no, things aren't going well in a relationship
and the whole medical school thing and everything. I was like,
how about we don't you know when we figured things out?
Speaker 8 (37:06):
And then whoops, He's like, yeah, I was stressful.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, Like that's not funny. Made up more pread show
Next
We'll go up in the City's my last dam retiring.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You don't stop that, boy, I'm lokward of God.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah, honestly I've had enough Sabrina Carportor with that single espresso.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
But Kiki, you got what did that double express?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
That Baby.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Fred show is on. Jason's going to attend today. Hi, Jason,
thanks for attending. Appreciate that. You wonder why you got
to attend because it's Paulina's birthday today, having birthday pain.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Thank you twenty one again?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Man, Wow, it's exciting. Yeah, twenty one, I know, right?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What should I drink for the first time?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Twenty one?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Do something funny?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You do some bummy?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, what would be your first drink? If you could
start drinking all over again? He's over there struggling with
the microphone. I don't know everybody.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Okay, she's doing a lot of stuff and I got
seventeen cameras a digital ward over here.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
I'm finding for my life.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No because I thought I forgot to turn your mic on,
but then you turn the mic up because you're over
there wrestling with it like.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
It's some kind of wild animal.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
I want to make noise.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
What would be the first drink that you would drink
now that you know, what was the first drink you
did drink?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
First drink for Loco?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
For Loco? Wow?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, wow, yeah that was not great?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Was that twenty one first drink? Or was that just
first drink?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That was first drink? It was that? Or the what
it's called empty forty one of them?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Mad dogs?
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Mad dogs?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Really highlight color has to be a highlight of color.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mad dog. Wow. We were we were rough about Boons Farm.
Do you ever have some Boons Farm?
Speaker 6 (01:30):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Who is that?
Speaker 3 (01:30):
We never had Strawberry Hill.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I have yet?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Oh yeah farm?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Like, wasn't a super low alcohol level in there?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
You can drink a ton of sugar?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
What is it? What is the alcohol? I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Is it wine?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's like sort of I don't know, like fizzy kind
of sugar.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
No alcohol, fruit flavored one? Yeah, oh, now you tell
me it's low alcohol. You can drink a lot, no kidding,
no kidding. All this time I thought I was like
hard in the paint with my boons Farm. You know,
I thought, yeah, oh boy, hi calin, good morning, good morning,
Jason's here. It's falling his birthday. Kiky's here, good morning, she's.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Done wrestling a microphone, but minus here on the phone
and the text eight five five five nine one one
o three five. Let's see biggest stories to the day headlines.
We'll get to those in just a second. The entertainment
of portant blogs this hour, stay or ago. We'll debate
some relationship drama. Gieky, you've only got four games left
in the showdown. You've never lost two in a row. Yes,
but today could be the day. One hundred bucks is
(02:31):
the prize? Thirty nine and seven, it's your record? Is
today a hall of fame? Waiting by the phone, It sure.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
Is, even though y'all some of y'all don't deserve it
from what you did to me last time, trying to
say always all sick of this, Like you're not sick
of this.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You want this, You guys want this.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Our old waiting by the phones were very efficient for
cig Well, yeah, they were like short though, wow.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, we'll be in and out, in and out.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah yeah last week. It was over before but then
that person kind of got kind of got served one
of the interwebs. Yeah, it turns out a lot of
people like the target parking lot waiting by the phone.
Speaker 8 (03:06):
Oh was when I was out, Oh yeah, what was
that photo?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
But I liked it because it was hilarious of you.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh well, because we will the target parking lot waiting
by the phone. So we do three new waiting mother
phones a week. And we've done three new waiting mother
phones a week for over a decade. And I did
the math in my car the other day because I
was steaming as I was driving away from work. I'm like,
how it's hundreds of new waiting by the phones a
week that we wind.
Speaker 7 (03:30):
Up to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It is, and it's and it's thousands that we've done
over the course of over a decade of doing it.
I think it's fourteen thirteen, fourteen years of doing waiting
by the phone. And so we played the target parking
lot waiting by the phone, and somebody was like, you know,
basically complaining like that I heard this a doz times
already this year, and this sucks and you suck and
(03:50):
all this stuff. So I said, fine, okay, I am
going to destroy the tape. So that was me in
front of a dumpster that was a dumpster fire because
you weren't here, that's right, Yeah, And I was destroying
the tape because I want to target waiting on the phone,
right because one person didn't like it, Because because because
we do the show for one person. I don't know
if you knew this, but it's one person, and it's
the one person who doesn't like what we're doing. At
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the moment, seem to think that it's not that there
are twelve other people listening. It's no, no, we do
the show for one human being. So the next time
that you're like, I absolutely hate what they're doing, if
you would just like blink, it'll be over. First of all,
and second of all, just remember that there are other
people here too.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
There are other people in this family.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Okay, they have preferences that might be different from yours,
and so we're doing the best we can. But then
my my thing is then I started thinking about like
TV shows. Okay, your favorite TV show in the course
of a year might do fourteen episodes, and we do
two hundred. I did the math on this too, two
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
You'r crunching numbers.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
I was.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
It was something like that, and I'm like, guys, we
you know, we're doing the best we can over here
to provide the very best mediocre content every single day,
exactly so. But but then should something that we did that
was that people thought was funny, should it just disappear
forever after it airs one time or ten times? I
don't know, I say no, But anyway, may I may
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or may not have actually destroyed the tape. That may
have been something else I've destroyed. That may have been
everything in our boss's office that I burned in that dumpster.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Well, we'll never know it's gone now, depends.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
On the day, really depends. Lately, I am a force
to be reckoned with. Lately, i'd hide your kid, tied,
your wife, your power, yeah yeah, what power.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Your own power, powerself, your your divine feminine.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes yeah yeah boy. Anyway, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, I almost did, and I didn't, So I'm not.
Kind of what's coming up in the I had a
lot of restraint in that moment right there. I was
about to go on a twenty minute thing and I stopped. Yeah,
because it's Pauline his birthday. But there's always tomorrow. What's
coming up to the entertainer report?
Speaker 8 (05:54):
K Well, obviously, do a Diddy update. I haven't done
one of those in a minute. And Taylor Swift, I
think she's to something, but I don't want her to be.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
I don't know. We'll talk about it, okay.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
And that being said about waiting by the phony, if
you have a favorite and it doesn't have to be
the target parking lot, it doesn't have to be. We
are doing another highly requested waiting by the phone. It
has been heard before I requested, though, we are doing
that one today. But if you have a favorite one,
then you can dm us. You hit us up on social,
you can text us whatever, And we do keep a
list of people's requests and we try and dig them
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up in the big vault that we have of audio,
which is essentially a thumb drive that has endless amounts
of crap on it, and if we can find it,
then we'll play it. So yeah, you can hit us
up on the text that way. Did you know a
lot of things I've learned today already this morning going
through the interwebs. Did you know there is a correct way,
according to etiquette experts, to eat a banana. This is
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a completely random thing, but I actually saw this video,
and I've seen this guy's videos before, and I thought
it was a parody, but he is very much for real.
He is a British guy, and he teaches us all
the etiquette that we did not know. In a recent
viral video, there's a British etiquette expert. His name is
William Ahunssen, and he demonstrated what he claims to be
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the correct way to eat a banana, and that is
with a knife and a fork. If I gave you
a banana and you used a knife and a fork,
I would take the banana away from you and throw
it away, and then I would erase your phone number
and unfriend you and unfollow you everywhere, and I would
pretend that I had never met you before my life,
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and we would never speak again. This guy meticulously cuts
off the ends, slices down the peel, and then eats
the banana from a plate, slating his approach as more
civilized than peeling it by hand, quote unquote like a primate.
So the video has over two hundred thousand views, and
of course as soon as I see it, as I
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go right to the comments.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I mean, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Really where the gold lives in most of these video
is sometimes I just can't even wait to get to
the comments. I can't even watch the whole video before
I get to the comments. And this person one person said,
what kind of lazy, no good servants do you have
working for you in that big mansion that don't even
know that you're supposed to peel your banana before you
serve it to someone?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Preposterous.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
He also did a tutorial in The Proper Way to
Eat Grapes, recommending the use of scissors to cut smaller
bunches for plating. What would you do if you saw
someone eating a banana with a knife and fork?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
What other pizza is?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Or a pizza is one, by the way, but I
was just one other food is unacceptable to eat with
a knife, like a pizza with a knife and fork,
unless you're eating Chicago deep dish pizza that's really hot
and like steamy, and because once it kind of congeals,
you can pick that up, like if you slice it
and like once it all kind of forms into one thing,
then you could. But otherwise I can see a knife
in a fork situation. Otherwise, is there any should you
(08:58):
ever be using a knife and a fork for pizza?
Should you ever be using a knife and fork for fruit. No,
maybe berries if you're in a restaurant, maybe like so
that you're not grabbing it with your hands.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I mean, are there any other etiquette rules that you
guys were surprised to know?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Let me think about it. I understand why I can't
eat my pizza with a ford.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Why do you need to eat a pizza with a fork?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Because sometimes it gets messy, it may be greasy, you know.
I like to cut every now and then pick it up.
Speaker 8 (09:31):
I block my pizza and everyone makes fun of me
for that. Oh, I get in the grease sauce just
a little bit. I mean, lord knows, I'm not getting
it all off, but I sometimes when it's really wet,
I'm like, I don't really want all that.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
I just feel like I feel cute when I use
a knife and a fork.
Speaker 6 (09:43):
I have to eat boneless wings with a knife and
a fork. Ooh, I do people do? I wouldn't if
I had. If I had to eat that, I won't
eat that. So I do the wings with bones. I
do know, yeah, But if I had to, like, I
don't think I would. I would use my hands. Do
you use a knife prefers, yes, boneless wing.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, he use a fork if there's super saucy than
I would. Yeah, Yeah, I guess because I don't need
to pick it up because there's no bone. I've seen
people use a knife and a fork for ribs, and
I've seen people use a knife and a fork for
chicken wings and there's not that much meat. Okay, So
like I'm sorry, I'm picking it up now. Then again,
I don't know. I mean, I guess if you hear
like a fancy word, fancy is serving ribs, but ribs
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need to be picked up.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Yeah, I use a fork sometimes, but I get the
meat off of it with it. Yeah, I just use
it like pick the meat off and then I go
in on the bone. And you guys a gotta do both.
Do you have any etiquette rules that?
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, So I've got one from growing up, and I
don't know if it's a real rule or not, but
this is a rule in my house. My dad instilled
this in us. And my dad came along when I
was like eight nine, the guy who raised and adopted me,
so I was old enough to be like, I have
to adjust to this rule.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
It wasn't like it was ingrained to me as a child.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But he hates it when a waiter or a server, waitress, whatever,
takes food away from the table before everyone is done eating.
Will slap their hand like he will physically stop them.
And it is very difficult at some restaurants because I
guess some restaurants, like the management or whatever is meticulous
about if there's an empty plate, it needs to go.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, that's true, and so like.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
So what will happen is, especially they're working in teams,
he'll have to do it multiple times because like they'll
come see a plate and they'll go to take it
because that's what they are supposed to do, that as
what they were training. And he doesn't want it because
he feels like it rushes everyone else who's still eating.
So like, if you're a really fast eater and you're
done and I take the plate away and now it's
just you and me and your plate still there, it's
like I'm just sitting.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
There looking at you.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, But if I have a plate in front of me,
it's like I'm still eating. You're still eating, so you
don't have to be rushed. He cannot stand it.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
I can't stand that, Like people will wait for me
if I'm not seated at the table to start eating.
I know it's like a respect thing, but like eat
your food, you know what I mean, Just get started.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
I don't think we all need to wait for everyone
to be seated.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Oh that's another one. That's another one. If everyone doesn't
have their food then.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah, yeah, usually i'm last because I'm like doing stuff
for grabbing stuff, and I'd rather not feel like people
are waiting for me.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Just enjoy.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Did you guys have anything that your parents made you
do that may or may not have been real etiquette?
It's just is ingrained in you, because yeah, that one.
That one like to this day and I've had to
get kind of like comfortable with it because it has
become more commonplace that restaurants want the tables cleared, and
so it's like it's by the fourth time somebody comes
to take your plate's like just take it right.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I don't want to argue with you.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I'm tired.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'm tired. I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I'm tired. You're supposed to put your napkin next to
your plate, not on it. I'm going through a list
of these things. You're supposed to shield your lemon when squeezing.
No one does that. No one seems to do that.
But I don't know why that's not obvious. Like if
I've got a lemon and you're sitting next to me,
I know it's going to go everywhere if I just go.
You know that's the noise it makes. I don't know
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why that's the noise it comes to mind. I don't
know what what noise is squeezing and lemon make.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's why I'm not the said effect guy in the show.
You're always supposed to pass food to the right. I
didn't know that, really, I didn't know that it mattered
you always Apparently you're supposed to meet her the speed
at which you eat your food, Like you're supposed to
eat slower on purpose, Like even if you're really hungry,
you're not supposed to just go at it.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
I guess because we eat more than we should that way.
Speaker 8 (13:16):
I mean, if I like get distracted and take a
minute while I'm eating a meal, I'm like, WHOA, I
am full.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
I just had to wait a second.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
You know, you're.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Supposed to introduce the person of higher status first, So
like if I'm in a room and I suppose it's
like I don't know the boss and then you guys,
and I'm introducing to people. I'm supposed to introduce the
boss first because he's supposedly of higher status. I say, supposedly,
I would consider all of you of higher status to them,
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but I apparently know.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
But I wouldn't do that though.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I would introduce them you guys first, because the people
know you guys, they don't know who that person is.
You know what I'm saying, Like, if we're going to
an event, people want to meet you guys first, so
I would introduce you're the ones, You're the stars. So
I introduced you guys first. Apparently it's bad etiquette to
add your boss on social media.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What Yeah, I don't like that our old boss that
isn't here anymore.
Speaker 8 (14:11):
He kept following me, and I kept removing him from
my followers list on my Instagram because I just don't need,
like that's just gonna cause me.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Are we talking about the guy who only followed you
and no one else on the show?
Speaker 2 (14:21):
No, no, no, no, I let him follow me.
Speaker 8 (14:22):
But there was a guy, a guy in this office
that used to be here that I just I just
saw nothing good can come from this, So I kept
removing him from my followers.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Why like, why are you watching?
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Yeah outside of work, Yeah, but our but our boss,
you know, our closer boss.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I let him follow me.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Because there was one guy that he was a big
wig in the company. He is no longer which that
you know, like every other person, it doesn't it is no.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Longer that.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Agree obs, Yeah, it's we're the only ones left. And
I don't know for how much longer. But they he
only followed he all of us. And I've known the
guy for like a decade. He does not follow me
on social media. Okay, I literally have known the guy
since he was not a big wig, and now again
he doesn't work here anymore. We had a meeting with
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all of us, We leave the meeting and by the time,
like five minutes later, he's following Kaylan and only Kaitlin
and no one else. And I've said something to him.
When I finally said, I said, I said to the guy, yeah,
I go dud well, no, it was just like, can
you be a little less can you be a little
more slick next time? You know, like he obviously wants
(15:33):
to see your stuff and only your stuff. But maybe
add the rest of us so it doesn't look that obvious.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Oh what did he say?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I was like, dude, I've known you for a decade.
You only followed Caylen. And he was like, I don't
remember what he said, but it's like, oh, I thought
I phoned.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, I said, I.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Get it though.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Yeah, I'm kind of like that with my followers. I
only want to see pretty stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Well I can't.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I can't understand why he would only want to look
at Caitlin and not my ugly ass. But at the
same time, I was like, can you can make it?
Can you make it a little bit less obvious?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It was?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Funny? But you're a creeper that you're a lectureus, so
you only follow pretty people?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, Like I only like to see pretty stuff on
my timeline, ugly people on my timeline. Like it, like
it triggers. I'm like, oh god, not you again? Like
why so not you again?
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Yes? I only like to see pretty stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Wow, thank you.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
I think you're complimenting. I am okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Well I don't. I don't think you have a choice
but to follow everyone else in this room. Cute.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
I think we are a good looking show, especially for radio.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Wow. On that note, especially for radio and TV show
is on the biggest stories of the day.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
My wife uses a knife to remove corn kernels from
corn on the cob, and it drives me insane. I
feel like, if you're going to do that, that's something
that you do before you sit dine at the table,
Like if you're gonna if you're gonna take the corn
off the cob.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
That you do that like in the kitchen and then
you sit down.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Because if you're like trying to do that in front
of everybody and the corn slips and goes somewhere or
like spraise people. It's kind of a delicate art of
removing corn from the cob.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yeah to y'all too, BOSSI as someone who used to
have braces, Like just let me use my knife, let
me use my fork, let me get the kernel off
this corn.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm not hurting anybody.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
If you're at a corporate dinner and you're hosting, you
should eat something easy to entertain and.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Talk, like a salad. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I guess I've thought about that. Like there's stuff I
would eat if I'm with my friends, and then there's
stuff I would eat if I if I'm with it,
you know, trying to impress people or something, you know
what I mean, Like I wouldn't order the messiest thing.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
And then if I'm alone, I'm.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Not way different. Forget about it.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Forget about it, especially if it's late at night. Some
activities took place.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
I am like, you slipped and fell and a gummy
came in your mouth exactly, yeah, you know what that happened.
It seem to happen more regularly these days, where I'm
like just walking, I'm just minding my own business. Probably
I'm running on the lake from I'm eating a carrot
or something, you know, something healthy, and then it's just
out of nowhere, just pop and it just flies through
the air and it masticates itself, It shows itself and
(18:18):
goes down my throat and then I don't know what happenedn'
even chew it, And then before long I'm starving and
I'm eating like combinations of everything you can find. I
hate it when this happens.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's hipping the things. I'll like, oh, get my finger
around the plate. I mean, it's really I think I said.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
This last week, and I don't know if you were
here in a CAMLM. But I believe that if I
were in a relationship, I would be I would lose
the additional thirty pounds I'm trying to lose because I
and people say it's the opposite, you get comfortable and
you eat more. No, I think I would lose the
weight because the way that I eat now is disgusting,
like in private, like I'm a disgusting person, Like I'll
go run three miles and then I'll eat a hole
(18:56):
Jet's fizza by myself, and I guess that's called balance.
But I wouldn't probably do that in front of another person.
I would probably like eat regular portions because I would
be afraid of judgment.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
You would find time though when you're in a relationship,
you like has to plan that Jet's pizza, but you
would still do it because.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
You're not gonna let go of good the good times, or.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Like I orders like I want this and that and
not just get all of it and then put it
in the fridge and eat off of it for a
couple of days. But I wouldn't probably do that in
front of someone else because that person would be like, hey,
you're disgusting, Like you're a gross person. You know, and
they wouldn't want to, like, you know, sleep with me,
So I would probably not do that for a while.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
You I'd like that's how I am too, and I
lose weeks.
Speaker 8 (19:35):
I'm like, I'm cute, you know, I'm eating this. I
mean yeah, but then, like you, you'd get tired. It
goes away, It goes away. Yeah, and you do pick
your tie. I was alone last night and I was
really getting after it.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, here's the latest weather phenomena that you
didn't know that you have to be concerned about. It's
the Saharan just cloud. Ah, Yes, did you know. I
didn't know this was a thing. There's such thing as
a Saharan dust cloud. And it smothered the Caribbean yesterday
and it's heading towards the US. It's a huge cloud
(20:06):
of dust from Africa's Sahara desert. Yeah, and it covered
the entire Caribbean yesterday. I said it both ways, in
case you have a problem with the way I say it,
Caribbean and Caribbean. I say it both ways, so don't
at me. It's marking the biggest dust event this year.
At the dust event, right, it's stretching two thousand miles
(20:28):
from Jamaica to Barbados and seven hundred and fifty miles
from Turks and Caicos to Trinidad and Tobago, and it's
caused hazes, guys, sneezing, coughing, and watery eyes. Forecasters warn
people with allergies or asthma to stay indoors or wear masks.
The dust, which is part of the Saharan air layer,
is expected to reach Florida, Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi by
(20:49):
the weekend, but it will be less dense. The dust
can block some sunlight and stop tropical storms from forming
during hurricane season, which runs through November thirtieth. I've never
heard of this. We're all scared now of a dust cloud.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Dust cloud, that's crazy. It can travel, So.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
What is happening?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
If you have a pet, then I don't know what
you sort of estimated that it would cost to own
Benzo or lux or or any of your animals that
you guys have, But I guess the average answer has
been for cats fifty seven hundred bucks and for dogs
eighty one hundred dollars to own.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
For fifteen years.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Now they're saying the real number, though, is three times that,
according to a survey that came out today, and that
depends on what type of food you buy. You know,
vet bills, how sick your dog or cat gets, and
how much you spoil them. Caring for a cat now
costs anywhere from twenty grand, they say, to forty seven
thousand dollars over the life of your cat. For dogs,
(21:52):
it's twenty two grand to just under sixty one thousand dollars. Yeh,
whoa to have a dog for fifteen years? That's thirteen
hundred bucks a year for catching fifteen hundred dollars a year.
For dogs, they say, something like a rabbit can cost
over one thousand dollars annually. I thought they were always sick.
I thought rabbits got sick a lot. And I've never
owned a rabbit.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yeah, I don't know much much about rabbits.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Would you say, though, would you say you spend fifteen
hundred bucks year on menzo.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
One hundred percent?
Speaker 6 (22:16):
Well, yeah, because you get like the shots and the
heartworm and all of that at the vaccines. Plus like
if you do any grooming for them, that cost a buck.
So now I got to like go in the backyard
with a hoe is because I don't.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
I can't really afford to do it all the time.
And he's a stinky boy.
Speaker 6 (22:29):
But honestly, like if it's sixty one thousand whatever you
said for the lifetime, Like, bro.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
That is like another kid.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
You're right, you know, it's kind of heading up.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It's no family member.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
I had to outfits over here. You putting on lucks Yep,
that stuff all costs money.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Oh yeah, his wardrobe, his mental health services, his.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Nails, his teeth, entertainment, yeah. Travel.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
There's a Chinese newspaper called Youth Daily, and they did
a story on how young people in China are paying
five dollars a day to pretend they have a job.
So you pay five bucks, you go to a shared office,
but you don't do any actual work because it's all
a ruse. This is also you don't have to tell
your friends and family that you're unemployed. So the job
(23:11):
was rated in China is only five percent, but youth
unemployment's more like seventeen percent. So I guess a lot
of people just they pay money, They go sit at
a desk, it's Wi Fi and coffee, and they're pretending
to work. They will even assign you fake tasks, so
if anyone asked what you did at work today, you
can show them an email and say I did this
(23:31):
or I worked on this project. There are even places
that have fake bosses and you can pay extra to
have fake fights with them, like maybe they were roots
you in an email or whatever, and.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Then they apologize.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
You can go tell all your friends like, well, my
workplace is so terrible whatever, whatever it sounds like. Most
people then pay the five bucks and then go and
try and find a real job. But apparently this is
cheaper than sitting at a coffee shop all day and
pretending that you have a job when you in fact
do not. And we've done I think we've done stories
about this before in the past. But I wonder if
(24:03):
anyone out there has ever had to fake that they
had a job until they did have a job, so
that they didn't have to tell, you know, go home
and tell their wife or you know whatever, kids whomever,
that they don't have a job.
Speaker 8 (24:14):
We did a Sarah go like that, I remember, and
he would like be missing. He would go he would
leave for work quote unquote during the day. We were like,
where did you go? And he would go to like
the library and just sit all day.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I know about a number of people over the years
who've lied about the circumstances.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
As to why they don't have a job.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Oh yeah, Oh they'll say that this is what happened,
but they got fired, or they'll say that, you know,
oh I got laid off, or this or that thing.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Happened, but really they screwed up.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
And I've heard about that happening before because they're too
embarrassed to tell their partner that they messed their job up,
as opposed to just telling the truth.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
But I ever heard of that one before. An Uber
driver has shared.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That some drivers eat customers fries and other behind the
scenes things. Now, you were a DoorDash driver at one point,
Jason was, and you say that you would never you
were tempted, but you never actually went with eating anyone's.
Speaker 9 (25:04):
Food because it's like all you do is smell of
their people's food. So like I would just get so hungry,
and then when there would be something that was really good,
like five guys, I'd be like, oh, like the fries
smells so you know, fills.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Up your car.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
So I think I would get doing that because I
think I would go in there and I would wind
up ordering food at these places, like, well, i'm here.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
I once a taco bell I was like, well, I'm
waiting for this order. I might as well just go
to this Kioskin order something for myself.
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Get somebody. Yeah, while we're here. They said the problem
is in tent places at night. So it's like, oh,
I guess that's the other thing too, is you're spending
all the money that you're making.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
How do you not eat the fries though? Like, I
can't ride with fries in my car and not just
have a couple.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
It's hard.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
It's very hard. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The guy admitted that he's taken fries from people's orders
in the past, but doesn't do it often. He says
he tries to remain professional, but sometimes he's tempted to
take food from orders that aren't fully sealed or closed,
especially if he's stuck in traffic. He says he also
punishes impolite customers by taking his time getting to their
home to complete the order. He said if someone asked
(26:07):
him where are you or to hurry up, he will
purposefully slow down. He said that people increase their chances
of getting their food on time if they tip and
say thank you. That's the only problem I have with
tipping ahead. And I do it, but you get whatever
service you get ran Like I've had it. I've had
it where they like they take the tip, but then
(26:28):
they don't actually bring it to my door. They leave
it somewhere else or whatever whatever, and it's like, wait a minute,
I'm not going to take the tip away because I'm
not that much of a savage, but.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
Like the tip is.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
I mean, if you do, like an awesome job and
it shows up quickly and to my door whatever I've
paid for, well, then I'd be more likely to give
you a bigger tip than what I'm going to give
you up front. Right, But then I sometimes I'll give
you the tip up I mean, I always give the
tip up front, and then they don't do the thing
all the way. You're like, wait a minute, Well you
got your tip, so why are you lazy bring it
all the way to me? And a toilet guys, you
(27:00):
can tell it's slow news. Day with toilet paper might
be a thing of the past. Environmental concerns are growing,
and studies reveal that producing a single roll of toilet
paper consumes thirty seven gallons of water. The industry heavily
relies on virgin forests, contributing to deforestation and climate change.
So what are the solutions. The solutions are of a day.
(27:21):
So everybody would have a bidet in their house, and
I guess that would then negate the need for toilet paper.
But then how do you walk around like a little low,
wet little butt. Yes, you walk around like a wet
little booty. That way we sprayed the booty down. Okay,
so everything's good. But then I gotta walk around with
wet booty. I gotta dry it off somehow exactly okay,
and I gotta check correct it like if I if
I did my deal with the bidet, okay, fine, but
(27:42):
then I got a double I need like some quality
assurance that like we are in fact good, You're right?
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yes, So I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
And then the other thing would be reusable cloth toilet paper.
Come on, now, I don't think I could do that either.
Maybe if it were just me, maybe, But like in
a house, he got like a bag full of like
I don't know whose this is.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
Let's watch it.
Speaker 9 (28:04):
Oh no, I throw up of a poop cloth filled
bag in my house. I mean, like, that's just gotta
care if it's my poop or anything.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
We gotta find a different way. We gotta find the environment.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, but I don't mind paper struck.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
No no, not a no no.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
It's that's the legs Day and it's National Chocolate Macaroon Day, right,
Macaroon Day.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Caitlin's Entertainment Report. He's on the Fresh Show.
Speaker 8 (28:35):
Pete Didty auditioned to play James Brown in the twenty
fourteen Universal movie Get On Up, but ultimately lost out
to Chadwick Boseman Rip. And we're talking about this because
his interest in the role was discussed during his sex
trafficking trial and the cross examination of Mia, one of
his former assistants, who has accused him of rape sexual assault.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
By the way, she is testifying under a pseudonym. Is
not her name.
Speaker 8 (29:00):
She wants to remain anonymous, but texts between she and
Ditty were shown to the court as evidence this week.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
In an August.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
Twenty twenty message, she wrote thinking of you with Chadwick
Boseman in reference to the actor's death. She then said
that he was auditioning for the role of James Brown,
so this was all mentioned in texts. In her message,
she said that she had his audition tape and would
send it to him, and it sounded like it was
a high budget bid for the role, as she described
the audition tape as a production that they put on
(29:28):
for a week, so he really wanted it. She also
revealed during her testimony that she used to work for
actor Mike Myers, so if you see his name mentioned
in the Ditty trial, that is why. Speaking of Ditty
and his child, Jamie Fox didn't hold back during a
recent stand up performance the Comedy Store in West Hollywood.
Addressing the serious allegations against Ditty, He referred to him
(29:48):
as a nasty m effort, expressing disappointment from the black
community's perspective given Ditty's cultural influence, saying that he was
all of their idol and all of our idol is
how he worded it, and it's just obviously if this
is true. You referenced the baby oil, it would be
very disappointing for a lot of people. Swifties think Taylor
(30:09):
is teasing a new album after news broke about her
buying back the master recordings of her first six albums. Remember,
she shared the news on Instagram last Friday. Also said
there was a letter on her website explaining more.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
I was at lunch. I read it and cried tears
and was very embarrassed.
Speaker 8 (30:25):
But fans are now focusing on a line where she
wrote all of the times I was this close reaching
out for it, only for it to fall through. In
the word this, she used twelve eyes. There is definitely
a reason for that. What number studio album would it be?
If she drops a new one, it would be number twelve,
meaning I think she's working on her twelfth studio album.
(30:46):
She released her eleventh studio album, The Tortured Poets Department
last April, So why does she have twelve eyes? There's
no other reason other than she's up to something. And lastly,
the Weekend is finally addressing all that criticism surrounding his
HBO series The Idol. During a recent interview, he did
acknowledge that the critiques make a lot of sense, reflecting
on the show's structure and his role in its production.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
He noted that as a newcomer to.
Speaker 8 (31:10):
Hollywood acting and executive producing, he aimed to avoid being
labeled as difficult, which limited his influence over the series.
He admitted that the show could have been great if
it had a beginning, middle, and an end, but instead
it just ended in the middle.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
I don't know. I kind of liked the show.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
It was kind of like spring Break, that like really
weird movie with Selena Gomez.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Like, yeah, it wasn't good, but like it was good
to meet. Like, I don't know, I kind of liked it.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
It wasn't good, but well, the masses.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
It wouldn't be good. Yeah, like you know what, the
cult classic.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
That's like not a good movie, but for some reason
people like it. I don't I can't really describe it.
There was some funny parts that came out of it.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (31:47):
He admitted that he found a renewed joy in his
creative endeavors with his directorial debut in Hurry Up Tomorrow,
which he described as a healing process and a way
to move forward from his earlier persona. But remember, the
main care or, played by Lily Rose, was supposed to
be based out Selena Gomez and like his whole relationship
with her, which she was like, don't do that because
(32:07):
that doesn't pay me in a very good light.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
But they did date. Remember, So that's what he had
to say.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
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Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
I think we just need more followers all around. I've
decided i'd like it, so yeah, I'm trying well, the
yt the YouTube search for the Fred Show on and
we're working on it. Stephanie Spielberg, our vice president of
youtubing streaming, is working on it. She's watching us right
I guess we're very close to our YouTube streaming days.
Speaker 5 (32:56):
We are very close. Supposedly she's watching you right now.
You can wait, so I'm told, Hi, Stephanie Spielberg, which
is not her name. By the way, speaking of the
I guess media that was not good but good to me,
And I'm not even sure it was good to me.
Did you ever finish watching Mormon Housewives.
Speaker 8 (33:12):
I haven't yet, but I'm going to work on it
this weekend. That's my homework.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I got to tell you, I've been waiting a couple
of weeks to share my thoughts because I of course
ran right through it. And I don't know why. I
guess because I had a'm a massacus. I enjoy torturing myself.
I enjoy hurting, yeah, which is why I watch it.
It's a terrible show and they're terrible people. But I
have a different opinion though. I have to say, like
I come out of season two feeling differently about certain characters,
(33:40):
Like there are people that I just flought out thought
were awful in season one or that I really liked,
and then at the end of season two, I'm like,
wait a minute, I actually think she's the problem. And
I don't know, I know, I gotta wait till you're
done to be able to talk about this.
Speaker 8 (33:55):
I see that Jennifer Affleck is a big conversation on
social She is a.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Crap starter she and she doesn't I don't think she
tells the truth. And like, for example, there's the whole
related to Ben Affleck thing and her husband says to
her on the show multiple times that is not true,
and she just she's like, but that's.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
What I was told. That's what I felt like.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I guess there are family jokes about it, and she's
taken that as being real. And but he says to
her multiple times that is not true, Jen, and she's like, oh, well,
I don't know, that's what I was told. And he
just keeps saying over and over like, but you should
stop saying that because it's not actually factual.
Speaker 2 (34:37):
Oh she's looney Tunes.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, And I don't know, like I think, I don't
know that she always necessarily tells the truth and.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Like it doesn't And.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Well we're on the topic. I will say her husband
kind of if in fact the I mean he got
killed after season one. He seems to be a different
dude in season two. And I'm beginning to wonder, like
is she part of is she the problem?
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I don't know. You got to watch this.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
I mean, I'm not say anything else, Okay, I did
I canna say anything else?
Speaker 2 (35:02):
I got I really neither losted just the.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Second Kaitlyn has accounts rich. Now all of a sudden, Kaylyn,
she fell into money and I'll tell you why well,
she'll tell you why in just a second. We get
to say her go debate some relationship drama. One hundred bucks.
Kiki in the showdown never lost two in a row,
only four times. Only four games remain, only four and
then Shelley comes back. This was the clip quickly that
I was talking about off the year. But this is
(35:25):
this is another reason why I don't know about this woman.
I like to talk poorly. I don't know these people.
But Zach Affleck and Jen Affleck not related to Ben
Affleck from the Mormon Wives show. This was on E recently.
She talks about how she tricked her husband into having
another baby. This is not funny, right, listen.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
One and then a second baby back to back.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Jen By six months after she gave birth, she got
pregnant again with her second baby, which, uh, yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
She tricked.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
I got a trick out. She took out her ID
without telling me. But what Yeah, that was stressful. So
I was under a lot of stress.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Tell you therapy.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
I was like, this is before therapy.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Whoopsi's I forgot to tell you that I removed the
device that will prevent us from getting pregnant. That's not cool,
that's not cool and it's not funny, and she's laughing
about it.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
That's not a nice thing to do about.
Speaker 5 (36:27):
She would have gotten left with them kids. That is like,
that is insane. You cannot do that. No, no, no,
she's a whoopsie.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
They sound so yah are I.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Think she's twenty five or maybe she might be younger,
she might be twenty three.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Trying to find it right now, they're yeah, yeah, twenty
she just got her frontal lobe like. They sound like
little kids like.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
He but that's not funny.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
It's not that's like moving birth control in any form
and not telling your partner no, because you know, there
had probably been conversations. I have to assume that there
had been conversation about let's have another kid, and he
was like, no, things aren't going well in a relationship
and the whole medical school thing and everything. I was like,
how about we don't you know when we figured things out?
Speaker 8 (37:06):
And then whoops, He's like, yeah, I was stressful.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, Like that's not funny. Made up more pread show
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