June 27, 2025 • 39 mins
Take a look at Paulina's music catalog with us, music that puts us all to tears. There's a new dating show for virgins. And, can you tell your friend is ugly? Fred and the crew debate!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
Witmen. So you only follow pretty people?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, like I only like to see pretty stuff on
my timeline, ugly people on my timeline like it?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Like it?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Triggers oh not again?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like why so not to you again? The Fread Show
is on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're gonna see how those sound because we have some
new ones. I may have made them on the plane after.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Not sleeping for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I haven't listened back to these hopefully been I
mean did, But again, there was that one. There were
a few other suggestions that I didn't like you doing
the Ausy impersonation.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I didn't wind up using that one.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Oh, I didn't even know we cut that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, Oh we certainly did. Oh good, yeah, yeah we did.
But you don't follow ugly people.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
No, And that was funny, Like I made myself laugh
with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey, but it's the truth.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I don't like an ugly person on my timeline.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
As long as we're laughing at ourselves, that's all that
seems to matter. Good morning, everybody, Friday, June twenty seven.
It's the French show High Caleb, good morning, Hi, Jason Brown, Hello, Kiki,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Paulina on her way to get the boobies done.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Bella Jamins here, Shovin Shelley has some money next hour
twelve fifty and fifty bucks you could win. First of all,
Paulina has not stopped texting all morning. It's like, girl,
go get your boobs done. And then she was like,
I'm gonna tell the doctor to have the show on
during the surgery. I'm like, he's gonna be laughing so hard,
you're gonna have crooked ass boobs.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh she just texted me, yeah, my goodness. Yeah, I
don't know if I want my surgeon listening to this show,
I'd be distracted.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Honestly, is there is there a techno concert going on
next door.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do you hear them?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Boom boom boom. Yeah, that's how soundproof this place is.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You know, I don't hear that.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Are you losing it?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, see yeah, it's like guys, it's a
radio station. I guess, I guess we don't allow to
have soundproofing either. I was looking for the song because
Belle Hevy told me where she put it, and now
I'm looking all throughout our little folders here. Anyway, she
can come show me at some point, not right now.
It's okay, bell me, but she has the song, you know,
(02:40):
Paulina has the song. She's known for many many songs
over the years, and some people who are new to
the show, they may not know that Paulina is a
well she's a recording artist and she's won many awards.
I'm not sure where they are, but she's won them.
I mean, what are what are some of our favorites?
I think I have a lot of them right here.
Oh gosh, oh yeah why part one in two? Yeah, yeah, gosh,
(03:06):
I have all I have Quaras song? Is it different
than sorry? It's just let me see this is it?
I have I really don't know what I'm playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a little better production value on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah it is my one and oh me love.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah you know your places my pa?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Why you have to break it?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Tell me?
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Why are you so damn.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Bogus?
Speaker 8 (03:51):
My guy?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You did and have to do me dirty saddle? Why
do you have to gowards them?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My heart?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Tedtle wine? Do you have to sleep with my best friend?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sattle?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Why are you such.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
On that fu we call on?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I want to see your crosses and listen swear so God,
why do you have to do all the things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Straight up and hide my back?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Not beat.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Little?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Why crush up?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Test she put it? Or is she just in the bathroom?
I think there's some vocal layering. Wow, yeah, and of
course we have this goes into the operating room today
to have her boves redone, which is just something I
(05:12):
didn't think I would ever really say on the radio.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Watched them bounce through every shirt. Back pain turned into
daily hurt. Stairs were hell and I couldn't stand the
bra or blessed and also the worst. I put snacks
in the bra my phonnel I brought the butt. I
dreamed of button shirts all the lone, not needing twenty
(05:41):
bras just to feel.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Hole what I told my dog, Hey, take a bit,
and he said, girl, are you sure? I said all
of it. Now I'll be light, I'll be floating.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
And I'll be spinning.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I can jog without a sports bro a music video
for this now here, I am what's left of D.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Used to be a double.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Now I'm finally free.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I ain't top heavy. I can finally breathe.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
So take a good look, doc at what's left of me?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then we're not done, sir, and my spine agrease.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
No longer knocking drinks, soft tables. You see, it's a
brand new.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Day for these little c's.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
So take a look what's left of D.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Each time I hear it, it's the course. It evokes
a little more emotion, a little bit more emotion.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I looked and she made a song for hobby and
like made herself sound like a little kid.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah that was really good. Oh yeah, I gotta find
that one.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And I have chains in my face?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Was it called I have catching flights not feelings?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's her and peekis h.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You want to hear we'll see? Yeah, yeah, this is
another select I.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Can go on and on, try and copy this.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah because city girls up a hundred, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Says City Girls up a hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Keep the player.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Because city girls up one hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I may be all wiped up, that's all good, but
don't forget who your leader was. You know about running
through the streets, getting lit and still making it to
work though, that's right for some expects. I'm my name boo.
That's why I gotta throw Kiki on the track too.
Who do you think you're playing with? I taught you
girls all the game, I know, and because I retired
on me nothing, we're still catching flights not lean.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I call my.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Boy friend full of flights. I sleep in the airport
so you know I can have a light to the
wife he saw back outside road. Take the boot off
my ride this girl, so you know we keep alive.
Holina gets married, but he we outside and pick us
up in the right anyway, very technically single.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Maybe the fresh show world.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why there you go.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
On the tree.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have to make sure we plug our own segment
in there too, as you show.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh boy, the memories, the memories guys anyway, So good
luck to day P. I know you're listening clearly. It
was you know, if you want to play my boob song,
here's where it is. And and then Belly comes to me,
and then Paulina says, you don't have to, but but
here's where it is if you want to, but you
don't have to. I don't have to. You're right, I
(08:41):
choose this life. Uh, let's see the biggest stories of
the day. The entertainmer of Port blogs this hour, what
are you working on?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
KP for the Ford.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
There's a new show called Virgin Island. Want to guess
what you lose when you go there?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was reading about this this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm like, whoa dignity, dignity, reputation, purity, among other things. Yeah, yeah,
I was reading about it. I was like, I was
reading America. I was wondering where I could watch because
I'm like, who are these people? Fred's show is on
(09:15):
Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day. A bright object was
seen across the midday sky in the southeast yesterday. The
object was likely either a meteor or space junk, with
most sightings of the streak of light and fireball coming
from Georgia and South Carolina or on twelve thirty PM yesterday,
some people in Georgia reported a rock coming through their
(09:36):
roof about the time they heard the sonic boom from
the fireball. It left behind a hole in the ceiling
about the size of a golf ball and a crack
in a laminate floor. Emergency officials are investigating the object
that fell about twenty five miles southeast of Atlanta. Meteors
and other space debris frequently enter Earth's atmosphere, but it's
rare for an object to be so bright that it
can be seen in broad day life. Bright fireballs are
(09:58):
caused by friction as an object enters the atmosphere and
slows down considerably. You know the Microsoft blue screen of
death like when the computer's broken, which, since we have
computers from nineteen eighty four, we see them all the time.
This blue screen of death was going away. You won't
see it anymore, very triggering for some people. The blue
screen of death will not be freaking out PC users anymore.
(10:20):
The computer giant says that it's part of a larger
revamp following last year's CrowdStrike outage that CAUs over eight
million Windows devices, including banks, companies, and airlines to your
computers crash in Windows eleven. There won't be a frownie
face or a QR code appearing during unexpected restarts.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
There has been that very thing for forty years.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The airscreen will be black with a short message that
tells users why they have to restart. The company says
it's part of a plan to cut the time that
users can get back after a computer crash. But yeah,
we won't apply to us because I don't think our
computers can even take Windows eleven, so we're still on
Windows six. So this doesn't just forget about that whole
story for us doesn't matter. If we don't want to
(11:05):
talk as you well know, if we don't want to
talk about you know, politicians yelling at each other and
wars and stuff, then this is these are the biggest
stories of the day. Maybe that should be the segment
the French Show is on the biggest stories of the
day that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
War and people screaming at each other.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A Washington State University study of forty three hundred US
adults found a link between upper body strength and having
a higher lifetime number of sexual partners, often known as
body count.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now Here this story gets scarier. It's frighteningly scary in
just a moment.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Researchers suggests that fitness may boost mating success, meaning people
who lift might also date and sleep with more people
over time.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You lift, You lift, girl, you lift. Here's the scary part.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Another study found the ideal in quotation marks number of
partners for men is four to five and two to
three for women. Meanwhile, the average has been with roughly
fourteen people and gets it on about once a week.
So the average I don't know what ideal means, body
counts four four to five? Yeah, yeah, I don't like
(12:13):
the in life right okay, right on pace for the month.
Been a slow couple of days. I better pick it
up before the end of the week.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
But two to three, yeah, I do, according to who like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, that's what I mean. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm not sure like I wrote this. Do you We
don't have to get too far into this, but it's simple.
Yes you know and honest do you know the number
for sure? Yes?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
You do?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, my life is boring, don't I'm not even trying
to excite you. Is very yeah, I would be so underwhelmed.
It's not impressively.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh, I think your life is very impressive, but you're
saying that particular statistic is a low number.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yes, one hand, it's.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Okay, yes, really yes, good for you?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Is that good your ideal?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think well, I think that means that means you
have self respect, which I lacked for a long time.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Or I just didn't care. Do you know the number,
Kleen for sure?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Not for sure? But I know the like I mean,
I could figure it out really easily.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Within within twenty to thirty you could get it.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
It's less than that, but yes it is, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Why aren't you so shocked?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
I date people, well, I date them too, not for long,
but Jason, yes, do you know? Absolutely not. Yeah, I
couldn't even give you a roundabout number.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it's bad.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I could probably like, but there might be a few
stragglers in there that I can't remember. I also have
a really bad memory, so that's what I tell myself too.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I have an excellent memory, especially when it pertains to
people that screw me over. I never forget. Oh boy,
do I never forget. I'm a terrible person, haveit?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
No, it's fun.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
It's to try and make a list of every my friends,
and I did this everyone you've ever made out with,
because that's different, not for me, pretty much the same,
Oh you only you never just like make up.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, we've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know, I can't really remember the last time
there was just a good, solid makeout session that.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Just ended there, like in college or at a bar.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well maybe, man, maybe, I don't know. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I know people who have a list though they they
keep it, they have notes, they have spread I've met
people who have I went on a day with someone
who told me she had a full ass spreadsheet.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Wow is who was?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You know?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Details about it and then like a rating. I know
people who keep a diary of this. I don't need
that kind of digital information out there. I could be hacked. Yes,
you know, no one, no one needs to know them,
and I got hmed. Michael Brown he lives in Charlotte,
North Carolina. He's a thirty seven year old landscaper, and
he's been arrested after allegedly hosting a massive unauthorized party
at one of his clients' homes while the owners were
(14:49):
on vacation. So he was hired to maintain the law
on but instead he invited hundreds of people over hundreds,
charging an entry fee, and I guess he made about
three thousand dollars. Neighbors reported loud music, addicts and traffic
hazards and vehicles lining the road in the driveway. Deputies
then arrived. The guy said, well, it was his house,
and then his grandparents, and then finally he admitted, no,
(15:10):
I just take care of the lawn. Cleanup revealed significant
property damage. She faces charges including breaking and entering, second
degree trespassing, contributing to the delinquency of a miner. Oh good,
we had miners there too, Injury to real property what
does that mean? Injury to real property as supposed to
fake property, and obtaining property by false pretenses. Remember the
guy we had on waiting by the phone who picked
(15:33):
the girl up in a BMW and then took her
back to his like amazing penthouse condo and they got
it on. They were, you know, drinking all this expensive wine,
having a great time, and then she wakes up in
the morning to the actual owner of the house returning.
It turns out it was his buddy and he was
just house sitting. I don't feeding the cat or something,
and all of it was fake?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Is there anybody who you would trust to here? Here
are the cys in my house? You know I'm gone,
your sister obvious.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, But that's it. That's it, that's it, that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I've got someone. I'm leaving town next week. I've got
someone doing work in my house the whole week. I
don't know what I mean, whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Of your house?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Did you get that couch tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
The couch has been and I know you taught of us,
but you should have talked to us.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
The couch has been an unbelievable debacle. I can't even
begin to tell you the just a mask. You ordered
it off the TikTok shop. That's what happened. It's a
team O couch. It's the Timu Cloud couch. Instead of
fourteen thousand dollars, it was fourteen dollars. And I've been
looking forward to being received for.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Some time now. One of those in the bag that
you have to open it and popped, I don't know.
I'm wanting to the air compressors. I can blow it up. No, No,
the couch is coming, don't There'll be pictures of the couch.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, I know you guys were very offended that I
bought a couch and didn't didn't consult any of you. Yes,
I think about it every day. Oh well, well, I
hope you like the couch I got. I hope I
like the couch I got. I just don't even get
me started on it. Whenever it's National bomb Pop Day,
which is that the one that's red, white and blue?
(17:04):
I probably ask every or is that the one that's
or is that the one that's kind of phallic?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Bomb? I thought bomb pod white and blue one is
also phallic. Well, but it's phallic, but it's an uncomfortable phallic.
It's like layers of seal what.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
You're doing with your hand. But yeah, no, it's the
red white and blue one.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Let me see here. I'm gotta make sure this is
kind of been eating to my growing up or whatever.
A push popish pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ether red white,
and well, they have different ones. I guess they had,
because this is the one I remember was orange and
red and yellow. It was like a citrus bomb pop
kind of thing going on. But yeah, this is the
(17:42):
red white and red white and blue. Here you go,
very very patriotic. Yeah, I don't. I can't have stuff
like that in my house. I can't buy popsicles because
I wouldn't eat just one. I wouldn't eat one popsicle
and be done eating popsicles are good. Like I bought
string cheese recently for some reason. I felt like string cheese, and.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
WHYEM bothered buying individually packaged string cheese because I do
string it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't just eat like a bite on it, like
a savage control.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah. But I also there's no point in having individual
packaging because I eat like three at a time. So
I mean, what's the point. Just give me the give
me like a bag full of string cheeses.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, or like those little baby bells that come
and you have to like unwax them. There's like a
pile of wax sitting there because I just ate them
all at once to see me coming.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, baby bells.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's also National Beautician Day. But you know, if I
had a box of popsicles, I would eat all the popsicles.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I would just eat them. I'm just hot, three at
a time. Yeah, it was Entertainment report is on The
Fresh Show.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Singer Jesse Jay is recovering after surgery for early stage
breast cancer and updating fans once again. On Instagram, she
wrote cancer has all gone, though she clarified that it's
only hopeful right now since she's pending official results, but
she feels good.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
She says she can now relax and.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Binge binge, love Island and lean on her friends, which
is you know all of us are doing right now.
Brad Pitt's LA home was robbed Wednesday night, and they
certainly picked their timing because Brad hasn't been home. He's
been very publicly traveling to promote his new racing thriller
F One, which is out now. Three suspects reportedly breached
the premises by climbing a fence and entering through a
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front window, ransacking the home, and fleeing with a bunch
of property.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
We don't know what yet.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
They have not been found yet, those suspects.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
But you know, when they're the celebrities are out of town,
it seems like all of them are getting robbed, which
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I asked you Loveline question. Yes, I have a very
long flight. I'm going to see sainted ants in South America.
Love her and I leave tonight and I've been downloading
things on the Netflix. Okay, no, because it has the
Wi Fi. The airplane has the Wi Fi. I have
no idea how much the Wi Fi costs on a
nine hour flight. I would think it's very expensive.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
But you download it before I know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I know, but I'm downloading now.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, because I have to commit to my entertainment now,
you do you know which is a little It's a
big commitment for me to decide like this is this
is because that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, I guess they haven't. No, you get movies.
I got the little TV that right, I guess they
have that.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
But anyway, my question is, you know, I've read books
before that are like they have a topic or not
topics of titles. Like when I read a book about
one time, something historical that was like I had to
take the little uh dust cover off of the book
because I'm on a plane. I'm like, I don't think
people need to know that I'm reading about Wars. I
don't know whatever I was reading about it or maybe
(20:25):
so whoever wrote it was an autobiography was controversial as
the meat why I didn't want people to see what
I was reading. Can I get into the question can
I watch Love Island on a plane?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
You can, because I don't think there's anyone aside from.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You three that's not watching it.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I think everyone on the plane is going to be like, oh, yeah, he's.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Got got by the Poop Poop ship or whatever that
was called, Yeah, poop cruise.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, we're ready, We're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And apparently they are like other episode not about the cruise,
but it's like other it's a show, yeah, right, like
other episodes are coming out about other like disasters, terrible
things happening. No, I downloaded it. I mean it was
right there, but I'm just Carrio. It's like if I
download Love Island and I'm you know, in C thirty
seven D right, and they're like pumping each other. You know, people,
am I going to land in the Brazilian authorities? It
(21:09):
is going to be like why are you watching pro
pornography on a flight?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
I mean, there are some scenes that are a little racy,
but they're they're not going to get you kicked off
a flight or arrested when you.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Can because I'm not looking to mess with the Brazilian authorities.
I wouldn't or the Uruguayan authorities. I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I don't feel like it.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
I really wouldn't, but I think you need to watch
it and report back. Okay, it's everything time. I'm going
to dowload some of it then and then we'll just add.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, all right, I say you do season six, which
is I.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Think you don't have to start at the beginning. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
There's a new host, and I think the earlier seasons
are more important because.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
There was a UK USA and six.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Season six.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Okay, text me if you need help. I can't believe
you leave tonight. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Nine thirty at night. It's very weird. Wow, well no,
you land at nine thirty in the morning. But it's
it's strange you go to the airport like an eight
at night, Like, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Are you gonna wear jammis.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You darn right? We're not jammies.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I got a nice set to wear his onesie watching
Love Island.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah no, I wasn't gonna wear pants for that. But
you got to bring some melatonin or something. Knock yourself
out and you'll be there in no time. A couple
of things for you to watch me speaking of Love
Island and Nelly and Ashanti, We Belong.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Together is out now. Have you tried it?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I watched it last night.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Yes, okay, so cute.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
I'm also going to be binging that they're adorable, Nelly,
I swear if you hurt her, I swear. Nelly likened
Ashanti to dating her earlier to a test drive before
buying a car, which I thought was interesting.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
I'm sure she loved that, referring to how they dated
years ago.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Something else for you to watch Virgin Island, and that's
gonna be coming to the US soon, and it is
featuring twelve virgins ages twenty two to thirty spending time
on a Croatian island, tackling fears about intimacy and body
image with the help of sex therapists and coaches aka
losing their virginity on an island.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, at least are like professionals involved. I guess I
don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they signed a million things.
But Virgin Island apparently the gen zs love that one.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So there it's so bad for like, I mean, I
guess you go on that show electively. But remember they
were women.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
This was like ten years ago, it was kind of
a thing for a little while women selling their virginity.
It was longer than that, maybe it was like fifteen
twenty years ago, but there was a little little phase
in life where people were offering up their virginity for
you know, fifty thousand dollars or something. And then and
I just I'm like, this is going You're going to
ten twenty years from now, You're going to have some
kind of psychological issue from this, like selling your purity.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Yeah, but I don't even know if I like subscribe
to the whole like virginity thing. But I also think, like,
why did I do it for free? If I can
get fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What do you mean subscribe? I think that it's that transformational.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I don't like.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
I don't like that it's held on this pedestal and
there's like so much pressure put on it and like
you're you're pure if you still have.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It in you're not.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Like, I don't subscribe to.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That one a pedestal. Stay away from a pedestal. Wait,
how do I say pedestal? Ohest way from a pedestal?
Put it up.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's okay, it gets better from there. I don't know,
but I did it well for some I guess, I
hope so fingers.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It stayed about the same. Hold.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
All right, I'm gonna get on out of here now.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
My car is double parked on the free iHeart app
if you want.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
To catch up on anything.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
By the way, real property from the story and the
biggest stories of the day about the landscaper who took
over the house is a tax legal term referring to
real estate distinguished from personal property, which is stuff that
you can't that that can move.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Thank you? Is that like an attorney listening to us?
Or what's going on?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Smart's morality Monday on a Friday?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
About morality, money and a Friday. The world's right off
the tongue, and before long our competitors will be doing.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Is this right or wrong? Monday?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I can't believe. Look, I'm not going to say that
this show. We've bitten a lot of stuff. But the
key to the key to stealing bits is usually you
steal them from outside of the city that you're you're working.
Even though we were still waiting by the phone just
right off of our direct competitor, they were doing the
exact same thing. They called it something else. I mean,
in every radio show in the country, we just do
it better. But we just straight up took it from them,
(25:20):
just just like whatever. But so I think as for
these guys are trying to do but like every bit
we do now the four other stations doing the exact
same bit. And but the funny thing is, and then
people just email us and go, what are.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You associated with that?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Like, why are they why are they just straight up
doing the exactly They're taking our blueprint and just doing
the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's crazy. Come up with your own stuff?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Can they make music?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Like Paulina?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Though, I'm sure before long we'ren to be hearing that.
I can't you know here, I'll just send you to
the bits. How about that you can see?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I remember my my basketball coach used to say, and
I thought it was kind of silly growing up, but
now I understand what he meant. He used to say, Hey,
I if we do the stuff in this playbook right,
then we can give the playbook to the other team
and it doesn't matter if they know the play because
if we did the play right, then we'll score the point. Right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
So that's what I'm saying, you'll want some bitch, I'll
plan your shows for you. Just hit us up.
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
It's like when god, I can't remember it wasn't somebody
like trying to copy Lions plays or something. And one
of the coaches was like, you can take it, but
like you can't recreate that on the field, So like,
go for it, right exactly.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I give you the recipe, but this sauce won't taste
the sa You guys.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Don't have the mental illness that we do.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You know, you're not as crazy you get on this level, right,
I'm sorry, nearly none of you are as screwed up
as we are.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
There's just no way you can do it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
But my god, it's like it's everywhere I turn, it's
just you got people buying ratings.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We got people.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Oh can you do that?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That would mean the company have to spend money on us. No, No,
you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I was like, how do you buy reading?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You can't do that? But anyway, here we go.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Morality Monday on a Friday, which soon to be heard
somewhere else, I'm sure. So this is from a nineteen
year old female. My friend downloaded dating apps like Tinder
and Hinge for the first time about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
For reference.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
She's the type that always says she wants a boyfriend,
wants to do couples things, feels lonely when single, etc.
She's also, in my opinion, at least very normal and
average looks wise, not ugly, not super hot, just all right.
Since then, she's been complaining to me that almost all
(27:26):
of the men are ugly, short, etc. And that she
doesn't match with anybody who's hot. I asked to see
the people that she was calling ugly, and she showed
me her likes, and it showed people that were particularly
sort of within her league, also moderately attractive people, moderately
attractive men. I told her that these guys were all
(27:47):
in her league and that she should give some of
them a chance, since she always complains about wanting to
be in a relationship. She denied that she's in the
same league as them, and said that she's much more
attractive than they are. I pointed out her own words,
she doesn't match with any of the guys that she
does find attractive, so she's not in their league. She said,
(28:08):
I'm an a hole, am I? So if your friend
comes to you and says, all these ugly guys, only
ugly guys want to go out with me. But you
find those ugly guys to be just normal looking guys,
and you find your friend to be normal looking. This
sounds terrible, but like, honestly, like if you have a
(28:30):
friend who has unreasonable expectations for and you can dream
for whatever you want. But let's face it, I mean,
maybe the guy that she envisions may not be interested
in her. Maybe, but let's and again this sounds bad,
but like, let's just be realistic, right that that maybe
she wants to go out with a supermodel, and maybe
(28:52):
there's a supermodel that would want to go out with her,
but maybe per capita, she would have a better chance
going out with men who are a little bit more
less super modely. Is that a fair thing to say
to your friend eight five, five, five nine one one
three five or is that an awful thing to say
because you're kind of helping that that. I mean, you
don't have to call your friend ugly, But you could say, like, hey,
(29:13):
you say you want all these here's another way you
could say that I think is nicer. You say you
want all these things, right, you want companionship, you want,
you want a partner, you feel lonely, you want to
do couples things. Maybe your expectations are a little high,
you know, maybe the things that you're looking for a
little high. Maybe we maybe, but you also want the
(29:34):
hottest guy on the internet. So maybe maybe we should
be looking a little more internally, or maybe maybe our
expectations and goals are a little beyond what's reasonable, because
we all know the person who will only date one
kind of person, and then that really limits your your
opportunity to get the other things that you want, right,
So maybe and then also I'm trying to make this
(29:57):
sound good, but basically she says her friend is average
and should find out people right, which maybe is fair advice.
But we all have probably dated that the person that
looks the way we want them to, but they don't
have any of the other qualities that we want. Maybe
they're not even good people. We've probably also dated ugly
people who aren't good people, or ugly people who are
very great people and provide all the other things. They
(30:18):
love you and they're they're loyal to you and whatever.
So I guess my thing is, if you're only looking
for people who you think are super hot, then you're
probably missing a lot of other things.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, yes, that's the way you say it, right.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well, I mean I would just say it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You would.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
So you would say to your friend Kiki, you, I'm sorry,
but you your expectations are too high and maybe you
should bring.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It back to work.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, I would say, girl.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So we all have strengths and weak strengths and weaknesses, Okay, strengths,
And I would say, you know, you are really strong
in the friendship department. In the personality Oh damn, if
anybody calls me really strung, if anyone says strengths and weaknesses,
I'm very strong in the personality department.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Girl, you knock it out the park when it comes
to personality. But on the looks, I ain't you. We
could do a little work, And so I think you
should give another type of guy a chance.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
And you know, because or what type of guy is
that you're setting your friend up for failure, Like you're
setting your friend up and failure telling her that she
can go get a hot guy and you know she's ugly, Like,
come on, be.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
For real, you don't think any of your friends are ugly,
do you?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
But I don't think, Okay, I don't think my friends
know what they should go for.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
You and I know what I can go for.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
You know, like you could have anything you want.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'm sure, Kaylen. We don't want to get real on that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
We've all probably watched our friends struggle with dating and
they and they gravitate towards something that isn't necessarily the
most productive, whether it's for toxic guys or girls, or
whether it's rich guys or guys with a boat which
seems to be a themale dating or or I don't know,
maybe they're just they're not prioritizing the right qualities. So
maybe that's how you say it. It's like, look, you're
(32:06):
really focused on looks, and that's fair. Nobody wants to
be an ugly person. Maybe you don't even make it
about their appearance. You just say like, but maybe we
should start looking into other qualities because there's more out there.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
You can never tell your friend that they are not attractive.
What you cannot say that to someone you love in
any circle?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Well that's what I mean though, But I'm saying, so
fus focus on the other stuff. La high la. How
you doing Ryan? How are you guys, I love all
of you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
First off, love you too.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What do you tell your friend if your friend is
really focused on looks and they're not necessarily buing of
the same caliber of what they're seeking.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
This is crazy because I mean, I like I text it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So it
depends on what you're looking for in beauty. When you
say beauty, do you want a beautiful heart? Do you
want a kind heart? Do you want some want to
take care of you? Or do you want to six
foot seven find something something that is full of the
bad words. So it's just the chance and it will
(33:11):
be hard to tell a friend. But if you're a
real friend, I would be super honest. I would be
super honest. I want to tell her that she was ugly,
you know, but I would be like, you guys are compatible.
Look at him, look at you. It just depends on
what you're looking at.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
With all due respect, look at him and look at
you is not that's not the approach. Look at him, look.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
At you.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Think that.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Laration it's yeah, hey, we're just whiteboarding here and no
bad ideas.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Thank you, l A have a good day, Hey, you
do it, Mandy, good morning. Look at him and look
at you like you'll make a cute baby. That's how
you got to say it, because you know they say
ugly people make c babies. Yeah, make a great baby.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Two negatives. Don't you remember that?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Hey, many going, what do you say to your friend
who's shooting for the stars from a dating perspective and
not hitting because maybe they should be a little bit
more reasonable realistic.
Speaker 11 (34:29):
Well, there's a way that you can say things to
your friend without being a jerk. So like when you're
at work you want someone to do something for you,
instead of saying, you know, ordering them around to do it,
say you know, can.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
You help me?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Or you know, when you're talking to your friend, you
tell your friend, hey, you know, maybe this guy doesn't
look that good, but you know, maybe there is something
about him.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, so you're saying point out, you know, sort of
like nothing to see here, like kind of point out,
uh to find the positives.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
And and e hate them.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
Yeah, but when you're talking to your friend and you
know your friend maybe not be in the same link
as the hot people.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Then maybe.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Tell them, I don't know, there's many fish in the sea, Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
God, is not getting better just lying for you? Oh boy, Hey,
there's a site for people that look like you, and
it's not this one. It's called normal people dot com.
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Hey, there's just a way to say it without being
mean about it, Mandy, with.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
All the respect, I don't think it's any of the
ways of person. Yeah, yeah, you have a great day,
all right. I know it's a tough one, right, because
you want your friend to find what they're looking for.
But if they're only obsessed with appearance, and then maybe
that's not going to work.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Hey, Roberta, Roberta, how you doing? What do you think
I'm going?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
So I think that's a friend that needs to go
outside on such the grass. Yeah, patience, I wouldn't be
a good friend if I would like to my friend
like that, because look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Like you look questionable too, So you got a understanding.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Now you Look, I have found people. I gotta be
honest with you. You look questionable too. Look what you've
done to these, Roberta. Can I ask you, Roberta, do
you have any friends?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You actually have friends?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
I mean I approached them and I told him I'm like, look,
I am brutally honest. I don't sit here, and I
don't beat it around the bush.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Don't beat it around the bush. Your own never beat
it around the bush, ROBERTA. Just so you never get
yourself in trouble with any of the of the authorities.
It's beat around the bush. No one's beating anything. But anyway,
I'm just trying to help you. I'm being really honestly
with you.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, let me give you an example.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Okay, me, I'm a heavier said girl, but I have
a really pretty face.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
My husband, he is not type.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
He was very vain. He likes skinny girls, you know,
with colored eyes and all this other stuff, and I
am the complete opposite. We had been married for almost
seven years and we met on the apps same So, no,
you know what, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's actually I think it's an excellent example. Right, Maybe
you're so hyper focused on body type, and maybe if
you were a little bit you know, we're entitled to
like what we like, but maybe if we were a
little less focused on just appearance, because again, we've all
dated people who look great and aren't great. Yeah, right,
So there's got to be a way to say this
without being like no, no, no, you need you could
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never be with someone like that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Well that's not how to do it.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Maybe it's just, hey, you're looking for a lot of
different qualities, but we're only focused on one. So let's
start looking. Maybe we start looking a little bit less
at a little bit less at how they look, and
a little bit more the kind of people they are,
and then maybe you'll, you know, we can cure the
loneliness thing and the companionship thing and the other aspects
of a relationship.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
Right yeah, and I would also work commend the therapist.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
So so yeah, so you ain't it, you ain't hitting,
and you're kind of crazy. You should probably see it there, Roberta.
I know, I know you're trying to help, but man,
I friend.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
You're the last coc in the desert.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like, come on, the last coca in the desert.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Where are these phrases coming saying Roberta.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Roberta, you take a you take your pretty face and
go beat it around the bush.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
All I love you the desert? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
That was a good point though, yes, because I have
friends when they were dating. Most of my friends are
married now. But it was like, oh, it's gotta be Oh,
they gotta be tall, skinny brunette. And I'm going, you've
dated five of them and then they either weren't nice,
or they weren't interesting to you, or you to them,
or you're so focused on the type, and so maybe
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like we brought in our horizons a little beyond that,
Like what if it's a what if she's not tall
and skinny and was in Sports Illustrated or something that's.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Different than friend You're ugly.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well, that's what we've been working on. More Fred Show
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
Witmen. So you only follow pretty people?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, like I only like to see pretty stuff on
my timeline, ugly people on my timeline like it?
Speaker 4 (00:39):
Like it?
Speaker 5 (00:39):
Triggers oh not again?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Like why so not to you again? The Fread Show
is on.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We're gonna see how those sound because we have some
new ones. I may have made them on the plane after.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Not sleeping for twenty four hours.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
So I haven't listened back to these hopefully been I
mean did, But again, there was that one. There were
a few other suggestions that I didn't like you doing
the Ausy impersonation.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
I didn't wind up using that one.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Oh, I didn't even know we cut that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, Oh we certainly did. Oh good, yeah, yeah we did.
But you don't follow ugly people.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
No, And that was funny, Like I made myself laugh
with that one.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey, but it's the truth.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I don't like an ugly person on my timeline.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
As long as we're laughing at ourselves, that's all that
seems to matter. Good morning, everybody, Friday, June twenty seven.
It's the French show High Caleb, good morning, Hi, Jason Brown, Hello, Kiki,
good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Paulina on her way to get the boobies done.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Bella Jamins here, Shovin Shelley has some money next hour
twelve fifty and fifty bucks you could win. First of all,
Paulina has not stopped texting all morning. It's like, girl,
go get your boobs done. And then she was like,
I'm gonna tell the doctor to have the show on
during the surgery. I'm like, he's gonna be laughing so hard,
you're gonna have crooked ass boobs.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Oh she just texted me, yeah, my goodness. Yeah, I
don't know if I want my surgeon listening to this show,
I'd be distracted.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Honestly, is there is there a techno concert going on
next door.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Do you hear them?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Boom boom boom. Yeah, that's how soundproof this place is.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
You know, I don't hear that.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
Are you losing it?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, see yeah, it's like guys, it's a
radio station. I guess, I guess we don't allow to
have soundproofing either. I was looking for the song because
Belle Hevy told me where she put it, and now
I'm looking all throughout our little folders here. Anyway, she
can come show me at some point, not right now.
It's okay, bell me, but she has the song, you know,
(02:40):
Paulina has the song. She's known for many many songs
over the years, and some people who are new to
the show, they may not know that Paulina is a
well she's a recording artist and she's won many awards.
I'm not sure where they are, but she's won them.
I mean, what are what are some of our favorites?
I think I have a lot of them right here.
Oh gosh, oh yeah why part one in two? Yeah, yeah, gosh,
(03:06):
I have all I have Quaras song? Is it different
than sorry? It's just let me see this is it?
I have I really don't know what I'm playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
a little better production value on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah it is my one and oh me love.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah you know your places my pa?
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (03:38):
Why you have to break it?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Tell me?
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Why are you so damn.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Bogus?
Speaker 8 (03:51):
My guy?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
You did and have to do me dirty saddle? Why
do you have to gowards them?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
My heart?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Tedtle wine? Do you have to sleep with my best friend?
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Sattle?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Why are you such.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
On that fu we call on?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
I want to see your crosses and listen swear so God,
why do you have to do all the things.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Straight up and hide my back?
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Not beat.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Little?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Why crush up?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Test she put it? Or is she just in the bathroom?
I think there's some vocal layering. Wow, yeah, and of
course we have this goes into the operating room today
to have her boves redone, which is just something I
(05:12):
didn't think I would ever really say on the radio.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
Watched them bounce through every shirt. Back pain turned into
daily hurt. Stairs were hell and I couldn't stand the
bra or blessed and also the worst. I put snacks
in the bra my phonnel I brought the butt. I
dreamed of button shirts all the lone, not needing twenty
(05:41):
bras just to feel.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
Hole what I told my dog, Hey, take a bit,
and he said, girl, are you sure? I said all
of it. Now I'll be light, I'll be floating.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
And I'll be spinning.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
I can jog without a sports bro a music video
for this now here, I am what's left of D.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Used to be a double.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Now I'm finally free.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I ain't top heavy. I can finally breathe.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
So take a good look, doc at what's left of me?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then we're not done, sir, and my spine agrease.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
No longer knocking drinks, soft tables. You see, it's a
brand new.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Day for these little c's.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
So take a look what's left of D.
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Each time I hear it, it's the course. It evokes
a little more emotion, a little bit more emotion.
Speaker 9 (06:39):
I looked and she made a song for hobby and
like made herself sound like a little kid.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah that was really good. Oh yeah, I gotta find
that one.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
And I have chains in my face?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Was it called I have catching flights not feelings?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
That's her and peekis h.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You want to hear we'll see? Yeah, yeah, this is
another select I.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Can go on and on, try and copy this.
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah because city girls up a hundred, Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Says City Girls up a hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Keep the player.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Because city girls up one hundred.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I may be all wiped up, that's all good, but
don't forget who your leader was. You know about running
through the streets, getting lit and still making it to
work though, that's right for some expects. I'm my name boo.
That's why I gotta throw Kiki on the track too.
Who do you think you're playing with? I taught you
girls all the game, I know, and because I retired
on me nothing, we're still catching flights not lean.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, I call my.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Boy friend full of flights. I sleep in the airport
so you know I can have a light to the
wife he saw back outside road. Take the boot off
my ride this girl, so you know we keep alive.
Holina gets married, but he we outside and pick us
up in the right anyway, very technically single.
Speaker 5 (08:06):
Maybe the fresh show world.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Why there you go.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
On the tree.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We have to make sure we plug our own segment
in there too, as you show.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Oh boy, the memories, the memories guys anyway, So good
luck to day P. I know you're listening clearly. It
was you know, if you want to play my boob song,
here's where it is. And and then Belly comes to me,
and then Paulina says, you don't have to, but but
here's where it is if you want to, but you
don't have to. I don't have to. You're right, I
(08:41):
choose this life. Uh, let's see the biggest stories of
the day. The entertainmer of Port blogs this hour, what
are you working on?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
KP for the Ford.
Speaker 9 (08:47):
There's a new show called Virgin Island. Want to guess
what you lose when you go there?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I was reading about this this morning.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I'm like, whoa dignity, dignity, reputation, purity, among other things. Yeah, yeah,
I was reading about it. I was like, I was
reading America. I was wondering where I could watch because
I'm like, who are these people? Fred's show is on
(09:15):
Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day. A bright object was
seen across the midday sky in the southeast yesterday. The
object was likely either a meteor or space junk, with
most sightings of the streak of light and fireball coming
from Georgia and South Carolina or on twelve thirty PM yesterday,
some people in Georgia reported a rock coming through their
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roof about the time they heard the sonic boom from
the fireball. It left behind a hole in the ceiling
about the size of a golf ball and a crack
in a laminate floor. Emergency officials are investigating the object
that fell about twenty five miles southeast of Atlanta. Meteors
and other space debris frequently enter Earth's atmosphere, but it's
rare for an object to be so bright that it
can be seen in broad day life. Bright fireballs are
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caused by friction as an object enters the atmosphere and
slows down considerably. You know the Microsoft blue screen of
death like when the computer's broken, which, since we have
computers from nineteen eighty four, we see them all the time.
This blue screen of death was going away. You won't
see it anymore, very triggering for some people. The blue
screen of death will not be freaking out PC users anymore.
(10:20):
The computer giant says that it's part of a larger
revamp following last year's CrowdStrike outage that CAUs over eight
million Windows devices, including banks, companies, and airlines to your
computers crash in Windows eleven. There won't be a frownie
face or a QR code appearing during unexpected restarts.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
There has been that very thing for forty years.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
The airscreen will be black with a short message that
tells users why they have to restart. The company says
it's part of a plan to cut the time that
users can get back after a computer crash. But yeah,
we won't apply to us because I don't think our
computers can even take Windows eleven, so we're still on
Windows six. So this doesn't just forget about that whole
story for us doesn't matter. If we don't want to
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talk as you well know, if we don't want to
talk about you know, politicians yelling at each other and
wars and stuff, then this is these are the biggest
stories of the day. Maybe that should be the segment
the French Show is on the biggest stories of the
day that.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
War and people screaming at each other.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
A Washington State University study of forty three hundred US
adults found a link between upper body strength and having
a higher lifetime number of sexual partners, often known as
body count.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Now Here this story gets scarier. It's frighteningly scary in
just a moment.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Researchers suggests that fitness may boost mating success, meaning people
who lift might also date and sleep with more people
over time.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You lift, You lift, girl, you lift. Here's the scary part.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Another study found the ideal in quotation marks number of
partners for men is four to five and two to
three for women. Meanwhile, the average has been with roughly
fourteen people and gets it on about once a week.
So the average I don't know what ideal means, body
counts four four to five? Yeah, yeah, I don't like
(12:13):
the in life right okay, right on pace for the month.
Been a slow couple of days. I better pick it
up before the end of the week.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
But two to three, yeah, I do, according to who like?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Well, that's what I mean. I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm not sure like I wrote this. Do you We
don't have to get too far into this, but it's simple.
Yes you know and honest do you know the number
for sure? Yes?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
You do?
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Yeah, my life is boring, don't I'm not even trying
to excite you. Is very yeah, I would be so underwhelmed.
It's not impressively.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Oh, I think your life is very impressive, but you're
saying that particular statistic is a low number.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yes, one hand, it's.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Okay, yes, really yes, good for you?
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Is that good your ideal?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:05):
I think well, I think that means that means you
have self respect, which I lacked for a long time.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Or I just didn't care. Do you know the number,
Kleen for sure?
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Not for sure? But I know the like I mean,
I could figure it out really easily.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Within within twenty to thirty you could get it.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
It's less than that, but yes it is, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Why aren't you so shocked?
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (13:27):
I date people, well, I date them too, not for long,
but Jason, yes, do you know? Absolutely not. Yeah, I
couldn't even give you a roundabout number.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
No, it's bad.
Speaker 10 (13:37):
I could probably like, but there might be a few
stragglers in there that I can't remember. I also have
a really bad memory, so that's what I tell myself too.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
But I don't.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I have an excellent memory, especially when it pertains to
people that screw me over. I never forget. Oh boy,
do I never forget. I'm a terrible person, haveit?
Speaker 6 (13:53):
No, it's fun.
Speaker 9 (13:54):
It's to try and make a list of every my friends,
and I did this everyone you've ever made out with,
because that's different, not for me, pretty much the same,
Oh you only you never just like make up.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, we've talked about this before.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I don't know, I can't really remember the last time
there was just a good, solid makeout session that.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Just ended there, like in college or at a bar.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Well maybe, man, maybe, I don't know. I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
I know people who have a list though they they
keep it, they have notes, they have spread I've met
people who have I went on a day with someone
who told me she had a full ass spreadsheet.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Wow is who was?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
You know?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Details about it and then like a rating. I know
people who keep a diary of this. I don't need
that kind of digital information out there. I could be hacked. Yes,
you know, no one, no one needs to know them,
and I got hmed. Michael Brown he lives in Charlotte,
North Carolina. He's a thirty seven year old landscaper, and
he's been arrested after allegedly hosting a massive unauthorized party
at one of his clients' homes while the owners were
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on vacation. So he was hired to maintain the law
on but instead he invited hundreds of people over hundreds,
charging an entry fee, and I guess he made about
three thousand dollars. Neighbors reported loud music, addicts and traffic
hazards and vehicles lining the road in the driveway. Deputies
then arrived. The guy said, well, it was his house,
and then his grandparents, and then finally he admitted, no,
(15:10):
I just take care of the lawn. Cleanup revealed significant
property damage. She faces charges including breaking and entering, second
degree trespassing, contributing to the delinquency of a miner. Oh good,
we had miners there too, Injury to real property what
does that mean? Injury to real property as supposed to
fake property, and obtaining property by false pretenses. Remember the
guy we had on waiting by the phone who picked
(15:33):
the girl up in a BMW and then took her
back to his like amazing penthouse condo and they got
it on. They were, you know, drinking all this expensive wine,
having a great time, and then she wakes up in
the morning to the actual owner of the house returning.
It turns out it was his buddy and he was
just house sitting. I don't feeding the cat or something,
and all of it was fake?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Is there anybody who you would trust to here? Here
are the cys in my house? You know I'm gone,
your sister obvious.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Yeah, But that's it. That's it, that's it, that's all.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I've got someone. I'm leaving town next week. I've got
someone doing work in my house the whole week. I
don't know what I mean, whatever.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Of your house?
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Did you get that couch tomorrow?
Speaker 5 (16:14):
The couch has been and I know you taught of us,
but you should have talked to us.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
The couch has been an unbelievable debacle. I can't even
begin to tell you the just a mask. You ordered
it off the TikTok shop. That's what happened. It's a
team O couch. It's the Timu Cloud couch. Instead of
fourteen thousand dollars, it was fourteen dollars. And I've been
looking forward to being received for.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Some time now. One of those in the bag that
you have to open it and popped, I don't know.
I'm wanting to the air compressors. I can blow it up. No, No,
the couch is coming, don't There'll be pictures of the couch.
Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
Okay, I know you guys were very offended that I
bought a couch and didn't didn't consult any of you. Yes,
I think about it every day. Oh well, well, I
hope you like the couch I got. I hope I
like the couch I got. I just don't even get
me started on it. Whenever it's National bomb Pop Day,
which is that the one that's red, white and blue?
(17:04):
I probably ask every or is that the one that's
or is that the one that's kind of phallic?
Speaker 5 (17:09):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Bomb? I thought bomb pod white and blue one is
also phallic. Well, but it's phallic, but it's an uncomfortable phallic.
It's like layers of seal what.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
You're doing with your hand. But yeah, no, it's the
red white and blue one.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Let me see here. I'm gotta make sure this is
kind of been eating to my growing up or whatever.
A push popish pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah, ether red white,
and well, they have different ones. I guess they had,
because this is the one I remember was orange and
red and yellow. It was like a citrus bomb pop
kind of thing going on. But yeah, this is the
(17:42):
red white and red white and blue. Here you go,
very very patriotic. Yeah, I don't. I can't have stuff
like that in my house. I can't buy popsicles because
I wouldn't eat just one. I wouldn't eat one popsicle
and be done eating popsicles are good. Like I bought
string cheese recently for some reason. I felt like string cheese, and.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
WHYEM bothered buying individually packaged string cheese because I do
string it.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
I don't just eat like a bite on it, like
a savage control.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah. But I also there's no point in having individual
packaging because I eat like three at a time. So
I mean, what's the point. Just give me the give
me like a bag full of string cheeses.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I mean, or like those little baby bells that come
and you have to like unwax them. There's like a
pile of wax sitting there because I just ate them
all at once to see me coming.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Yeah, baby bells.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's also National Beautician Day. But you know, if I
had a box of popsicles, I would eat all the popsicles.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I would just eat them. I'm just hot, three at
a time. Yeah, it was Entertainment report is on The
Fresh Show.
Speaker 9 (18:38):
Singer Jesse Jay is recovering after surgery for early stage
breast cancer and updating fans once again. On Instagram, she
wrote cancer has all gone, though she clarified that it's
only hopeful right now since she's pending official results, but
she feels good.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
She says she can now relax and.
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Binge binge, love Island and lean on her friends, which
is you know all of us are doing right now.
Brad Pitt's LA home was robbed Wednesday night, and they
certainly picked their timing because Brad hasn't been home. He's
been very publicly traveling to promote his new racing thriller
F One, which is out now. Three suspects reportedly breached
the premises by climbing a fence and entering through a
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front window, ransacking the home, and fleeing with a bunch
of property.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
We don't know what yet.
Speaker 6 (19:21):
They have not been found yet, those suspects.
Speaker 9 (19:23):
But you know, when they're the celebrities are out of town,
it seems like all of them are getting robbed, which
is crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I asked you Loveline question. Yes, I have a very
long flight. I'm going to see sainted ants in South America.
Love her and I leave tonight and I've been downloading
things on the Netflix. Okay, no, because it has the
Wi Fi. The airplane has the Wi Fi. I have
no idea how much the Wi Fi costs on a
nine hour flight. I would think it's very expensive.
Speaker 6 (19:47):
But you download it before I know.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
I know, but I'm downloading now.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yeah, because I have to commit to my entertainment now,
you do you know which is a little It's a
big commitment for me to decide like this is this
is because that's going to be.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I mean, I guess they haven't. No, you get movies.
I got the little TV that right, I guess they
have that.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
But anyway, my question is, you know, I've read books
before that are like they have a topic or not
topics of titles. Like when I read a book about
one time, something historical that was like I had to
take the little uh dust cover off of the book
because I'm on a plane. I'm like, I don't think
people need to know that I'm reading about Wars. I
don't know whatever I was reading about it or maybe
(20:25):
so whoever wrote it was an autobiography was controversial as
the meat why I didn't want people to see what
I was reading. Can I get into the question can
I watch Love Island on a plane?
Speaker 6 (20:35):
You can, because I don't think there's anyone aside from.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
You three that's not watching it.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
I think everyone on the plane is going to be like, oh, yeah, he's.
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Got got by the Poop Poop ship or whatever that
was called, Yeah, poop cruise.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
Yeah, we're ready, We're ready to go.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
And apparently they are like other episode not about the cruise,
but it's like other it's a show, yeah, right, like
other episodes are coming out about other like disasters, terrible
things happening. No, I downloaded it. I mean it was
right there, but I'm just Carrio. It's like if I
download Love Island and I'm you know, in C thirty
seven D right, and they're like pumping each other. You know, people,
am I going to land in the Brazilian authorities? It
(21:09):
is going to be like why are you watching pro
pornography on a flight?
Speaker 9 (21:14):
I mean, there are some scenes that are a little racy,
but they're they're not going to get you kicked off
a flight or arrested when you.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Can because I'm not looking to mess with the Brazilian authorities.
I wouldn't or the Uruguayan authorities. I don't.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I don't feel like it.
Speaker 9 (21:27):
I really wouldn't, but I think you need to watch
it and report back. Okay, it's everything time. I'm going
to dowload some of it then and then we'll just add.
Speaker 6 (21:35):
Yeah, all right, I say you do season six, which
is I.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Think you don't have to start at the beginning. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I didn't.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
There's a new host, and I think the earlier seasons
are more important because.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
There was a UK USA and six.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Season six.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Okay, text me if you need help. I can't believe
you leave tonight. That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Nine thirty at night. It's very weird. Wow, well no,
you land at nine thirty in the morning. But it's
it's strange you go to the airport like an eight
at night, Like, how you doing?
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Are you gonna wear jammis.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You darn right? We're not jammies.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
I got a nice set to wear his onesie watching
Love Island.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
Yeah no, I wasn't gonna wear pants for that. But
you got to bring some melatonin or something. Knock yourself
out and you'll be there in no time. A couple
of things for you to watch me speaking of Love
Island and Nelly and Ashanti, We Belong.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Together is out now. Have you tried it?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
I watched it last night.
Speaker 6 (22:25):
Yes, okay, so cute.
Speaker 9 (22:26):
I'm also going to be binging that they're adorable, Nelly,
I swear if you hurt her, I swear. Nelly likened
Ashanti to dating her earlier to a test drive before
buying a car, which I thought was interesting.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
I'm sure she loved that, referring to how they dated
years ago.
Speaker 9 (22:40):
Something else for you to watch Virgin Island, and that's
gonna be coming to the US soon, and it is
featuring twelve virgins ages twenty two to thirty spending time
on a Croatian island, tackling fears about intimacy and body
image with the help of sex therapists and coaches aka
losing their virginity on an island.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Well, at least are like professionals involved. I guess I
don't know.
Speaker 9 (23:01):
Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they signed a million things.
But Virgin Island apparently the gen zs love that one.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
So there it's so bad for like, I mean, I
guess you go on that show electively. But remember they
were women.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
This was like ten years ago, it was kind of
a thing for a little while women selling their virginity.
It was longer than that, maybe it was like fifteen
twenty years ago, but there was a little little phase
in life where people were offering up their virginity for
you know, fifty thousand dollars or something. And then and
I just I'm like, this is going You're going to
ten twenty years from now, You're going to have some
kind of psychological issue from this, like selling your purity.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Yeah, but I don't even know if I like subscribe
to the whole like virginity thing. But I also think, like,
why did I do it for free? If I can
get fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
What do you mean subscribe? I think that it's that transformational.
Speaker 6 (23:46):
Yeah, I don't like.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I don't like.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
I don't like that it's held on this pedestal and
there's like so much pressure put on it and like
you're you're pure if you still have.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
It in you're not.
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Like, I don't subscribe to.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That one a pedestal. Stay away from a pedestal. Wait,
how do I say pedestal? Ohest way from a pedestal?
Put it up.
Speaker 6 (24:04):
It's okay, it gets better from there. I don't know,
but I did it well for some I guess, I
hope so fingers.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
It stayed about the same. Hold.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
All right, I'm gonna get on out of here now.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
My car is double parked on the free iHeart app
if you want.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
To catch up on anything.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
By the way, real property from the story and the
biggest stories of the day about the landscaper who took
over the house is a tax legal term referring to
real estate distinguished from personal property, which is stuff that
you can't that that can move.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Thank you? Is that like an attorney listening to us?
Or what's going on?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Smart's morality Monday on a Friday?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
About morality, money and a Friday. The world's right off
the tongue, and before long our competitors will be doing.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Is this right or wrong? Monday?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I can't believe. Look, I'm not going to say that
this show. We've bitten a lot of stuff. But the
key to the key to stealing bits is usually you
steal them from outside of the city that you're you're working.
Even though we were still waiting by the phone just
right off of our direct competitor, they were doing the
exact same thing. They called it something else. I mean,
in every radio show in the country, we just do
it better. But we just straight up took it from them,
(25:20):
just just like whatever. But so I think as for
these guys are trying to do but like every bit
we do now the four other stations doing the exact
same bit. And but the funny thing is, and then
people just email us and go, what are.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You associated with that?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Like, why are they why are they just straight up
doing the exactly They're taking our blueprint and just doing
the exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's crazy. Come up with your own stuff?
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Can they make music?
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Like Paulina?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Though, I'm sure before long we'ren to be hearing that.
I can't you know here, I'll just send you to
the bits. How about that you can see?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I remember my my basketball coach used to say, and
I thought it was kind of silly growing up, but
now I understand what he meant. He used to say, Hey,
I if we do the stuff in this playbook right,
then we can give the playbook to the other team
and it doesn't matter if they know the play because
if we did the play right, then we'll score the point. Right.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
So that's what I'm saying, you'll want some bitch, I'll
plan your shows for you. Just hit us up.
Speaker 11 (26:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (26:12):
It's like when god, I can't remember it wasn't somebody
like trying to copy Lions plays or something. And one
of the coaches was like, you can take it, but
like you can't recreate that on the field, So like,
go for it, right exactly.
Speaker 5 (26:22):
I give you the recipe, but this sauce won't taste
the sa You guys.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Don't have the mental illness that we do.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
You know, you're not as crazy you get on this level, right,
I'm sorry, nearly none of you are as screwed up
as we are.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
There's just no way you can do it.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
But my god, it's like it's everywhere I turn, it's
just you got people buying ratings.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
We got people.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Oh can you do that?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
That would mean the company have to spend money on us. No, No,
you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I was like, how do you buy reading?
Speaker 1 (26:50):
You can't do that? But anyway, here we go.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Morality Monday on a Friday, which soon to be heard
somewhere else, I'm sure. So this is from a nineteen
year old female. My friend downloaded dating apps like Tinder
and Hinge for the first time about a week ago.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
For reference.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
She's the type that always says she wants a boyfriend,
wants to do couples things, feels lonely when single, etc.
She's also, in my opinion, at least very normal and
average looks wise, not ugly, not super hot, just all right.
Since then, she's been complaining to me that almost all
(27:26):
of the men are ugly, short, etc. And that she
doesn't match with anybody who's hot. I asked to see
the people that she was calling ugly, and she showed
me her likes, and it showed people that were particularly
sort of within her league, also moderately attractive people, moderately
attractive men. I told her that these guys were all
(27:47):
in her league and that she should give some of
them a chance, since she always complains about wanting to
be in a relationship. She denied that she's in the
same league as them, and said that she's much more
attractive than they are. I pointed out her own words,
she doesn't match with any of the guys that she
does find attractive, so she's not in their league. She said,
(28:08):
I'm an a hole, am I? So if your friend
comes to you and says, all these ugly guys, only
ugly guys want to go out with me. But you
find those ugly guys to be just normal looking guys,
and you find your friend to be normal looking. This
sounds terrible, but like, honestly, like if you have a
(28:30):
friend who has unreasonable expectations for and you can dream
for whatever you want. But let's face it, I mean,
maybe the guy that she envisions may not be interested
in her. Maybe, but let's and again this sounds bad,
but like, let's just be realistic, right that that maybe
she wants to go out with a supermodel, and maybe
(28:52):
there's a supermodel that would want to go out with her,
but maybe per capita, she would have a better chance
going out with men who are a little bit more
less super modely. Is that a fair thing to say
to your friend eight five, five, five nine one one
three five or is that an awful thing to say
because you're kind of helping that that. I mean, you
don't have to call your friend ugly, But you could say, like, hey,
(29:13):
you say you want all these here's another way you
could say that I think is nicer. You say you
want all these things, right, you want companionship, you want,
you want a partner, you feel lonely, you want to
do couples things. Maybe your expectations are a little high,
you know, maybe the things that you're looking for a
little high. Maybe we maybe, but you also want the
(29:34):
hottest guy on the internet. So maybe maybe we should
be looking a little more internally, or maybe maybe our
expectations and goals are a little beyond what's reasonable, because
we all know the person who will only date one
kind of person, and then that really limits your your
opportunity to get the other things that you want, right,
So maybe and then also I'm trying to make this
(29:57):
sound good, but basically she says her friend is average
and should find out people right, which maybe is fair advice.
But we all have probably dated that the person that
looks the way we want them to, but they don't
have any of the other qualities that we want. Maybe
they're not even good people. We've probably also dated ugly
people who aren't good people, or ugly people who are
very great people and provide all the other things. They
(30:18):
love you and they're they're loyal to you and whatever.
So I guess my thing is, if you're only looking
for people who you think are super hot, then you're
probably missing a lot of other things.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh, yes, that's the way you say it, right.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Well, I mean I would just say it.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
You would.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
So you would say to your friend Kiki, you, I'm sorry,
but you your expectations are too high and maybe you
should bring.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
It back to work.
Speaker 5 (30:40):
Yeah, I would say, girl.
Speaker 3 (30:41):
So we all have strengths and weak strengths and weaknesses, Okay, strengths,
And I would say, you know, you are really strong
in the friendship department. In the personality Oh damn, if
anybody calls me really strung, if anyone says strengths and weaknesses,
I'm very strong in the personality department.
Speaker 5 (31:00):
Girl, you knock it out the park when it comes
to personality. But on the looks, I ain't you. We
could do a little work, And so I think you
should give another type of guy a chance.
Speaker 3 (31:14):
And you know, because or what type of guy is
that you're setting your friend up for failure, Like you're
setting your friend up and failure telling her that she
can go get a hot guy and you know she's ugly, Like,
come on, be.
Speaker 6 (31:25):
For real, you don't think any of your friends are ugly,
do you?
Speaker 4 (31:28):
No?
Speaker 3 (31:29):
But I don't think, Okay, I don't think my friends
know what they should go for.
Speaker 5 (31:34):
You and I know what I can go for.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
You know, like you could have anything you want.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'm sure, Kaylen. We don't want to get real on that.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
We've all probably watched our friends struggle with dating and
they and they gravitate towards something that isn't necessarily the
most productive, whether it's for toxic guys or girls, or
whether it's rich guys or guys with a boat which
seems to be a themale dating or or I don't know,
maybe they're just they're not prioritizing the right qualities. So
maybe that's how you say it. It's like, look, you're
(32:06):
really focused on looks, and that's fair. Nobody wants to
be an ugly person. Maybe you don't even make it
about their appearance. You just say like, but maybe we
should start looking into other qualities because there's more out there.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
You can never tell your friend that they are not attractive.
What you cannot say that to someone you love in
any circle?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Well that's what I mean though, But I'm saying, so
fus focus on the other stuff. La high la. How
you doing Ryan? How are you guys, I love all
of you.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
First off, love you too.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What do you tell your friend if your friend is
really focused on looks and they're not necessarily buing of
the same caliber of what they're seeking.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
This is crazy because I mean, I like I text it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So it
depends on what you're looking for in beauty. When you
say beauty, do you want a beautiful heart? Do you
want a kind heart? Do you want some want to
take care of you? Or do you want to six
foot seven find something something that is full of the
bad words. So it's just the chance and it will
(33:11):
be hard to tell a friend. But if you're a
real friend, I would be super honest. I would be
super honest. I want to tell her that she was ugly,
you know, but I would be like, you guys are compatible.
Look at him, look at you. It just depends on
what you're looking at.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
With all due respect, look at him and look at
you is not that's not the approach. Look at him, look.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
At you.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Think that.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Laration it's yeah, hey, we're just whiteboarding here and no
bad ideas.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Thank you, l A have a good day, Hey, you
do it, Mandy, good morning. Look at him and look
at you like you'll make a cute baby. That's how
you got to say it, because you know they say
ugly people make c babies. Yeah, make a great baby.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Two negatives. Don't you remember that?
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Hey, many going, what do you say to your friend
who's shooting for the stars from a dating perspective and
not hitting because maybe they should be a little bit
more reasonable realistic.
Speaker 11 (34:29):
Well, there's a way that you can say things to
your friend without being a jerk. So like when you're
at work you want someone to do something for you,
instead of saying, you know, ordering them around to do it,
say you know, can.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
You help me?
Speaker 11 (34:42):
Or you know, when you're talking to your friend, you
tell your friend, hey, you know, maybe this guy doesn't
look that good, but you know, maybe there is something
about him.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Okay, so you're saying point out, you know, sort of
like nothing to see here, like kind of point out,
uh to find the positives.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
And and e hate them.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
Yeah, but when you're talking to your friend and you
know your friend maybe not be in the same link
as the hot people.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
Then maybe.
Speaker 11 (35:09):
Tell them, I don't know, there's many fish in the sea, Oh.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
God, is not getting better just lying for you? Oh boy, Hey,
there's a site for people that look like you, and
it's not this one. It's called normal people dot com.
Speaker 11 (35:25):
Hey, there's just a way to say it without being
mean about it, Mandy, with.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
All the respect, I don't think it's any of the
ways of person. Yeah, yeah, you have a great day,
all right. I know it's a tough one, right, because
you want your friend to find what they're looking for.
But if they're only obsessed with appearance, and then maybe
that's not going to work.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Hey, Roberta, Roberta, how you doing? What do you think
I'm going?
Speaker 12 (35:54):
So I think that's a friend that needs to go
outside on such the grass. Yeah, patience, I wouldn't be
a good friend if I would like to my friend
like that, because look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Like you look questionable too, So you got a understanding.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Now you Look, I have found people. I gotta be
honest with you. You look questionable too. Look what you've
done to these, Roberta. Can I ask you, Roberta, do
you have any friends?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (36:23):
You actually have friends?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
I mean I approached them and I told him I'm like, look,
I am brutally honest. I don't sit here, and I
don't beat it around the bush.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Don't beat it around the bush. Your own never beat
it around the bush, ROBERTA. Just so you never get
yourself in trouble with any of the of the authorities.
It's beat around the bush. No one's beating anything. But anyway,
I'm just trying to help you. I'm being really honestly
with you.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, let me give you an example.
Speaker 12 (36:53):
Okay, me, I'm a heavier said girl, but I have
a really pretty face.
Speaker 6 (36:57):
My husband, he is not type.
Speaker 12 (37:00):
He was very vain. He likes skinny girls, you know,
with colored eyes and all this other stuff, and I
am the complete opposite. We had been married for almost
seven years and we met on the apps same So, no,
you know what, I think.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
That's actually I think it's an excellent example. Right, Maybe
you're so hyper focused on body type, and maybe if
you were a little bit you know, we're entitled to
like what we like, but maybe if we were a
little less focused on just appearance, because again, we've all
dated people who look great and aren't great. Yeah, right,
So there's got to be a way to say this
without being like no, no, no, you need you could
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never be with someone like that.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Well that's not how to do it.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Maybe it's just, hey, you're looking for a lot of
different qualities, but we're only focused on one. So let's
start looking. Maybe we start looking a little bit less
at a little bit less at how they look, and
a little bit more the kind of people they are,
and then maybe you'll, you know, we can cure the
loneliness thing and the companionship thing and the other aspects
of a relationship.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
Right yeah, and I would also work commend the therapist.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
So so yeah, so you ain't it, you ain't hitting,
and you're kind of crazy. You should probably see it there, Roberta.
I know, I know you're trying to help, but man,
I friend.
Speaker 12 (38:15):
You're the last coc in the desert.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like, come on, the last coca in the desert.
Speaker 5 (38:20):
Where are these phrases coming saying Roberta.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Roberta, you take a you take your pretty face and
go beat it around the bush.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
All I love you the desert? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
No.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
That was a good point though, yes, because I have
friends when they were dating. Most of my friends are
married now. But it was like, oh, it's gotta be Oh,
they gotta be tall, skinny brunette. And I'm going, you've
dated five of them and then they either weren't nice,
or they weren't interesting to you, or you to them,
or you're so focused on the type, and so maybe
(38:57):
like we brought in our horizons a little beyond that,
Like what if it's a what if she's not tall
and skinny and was in Sports Illustrated or something that's.
Speaker 6 (39:05):
Different than friend You're ugly.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Well, that's what we've been working on. More Fred Show
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