June 24, 2025 • 38 mins
Have you ever pooped your pants? You're not alone. Plus, Keke is convinced she's dying because of Google. Plus, find out what Fred's fast food guilty pleasure is!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Frend Show. Hi Kalen, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi Paula, Hi,
Kiki Arnon, Shelby Shelley will be here next hour, and
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Should buy whatever you'd like, I'd say by a fan.
Maybe buy a nice icy Oh yes, maybe some ice
(01:24):
cream if you're not lactose intolerant, because ice cream would
cool me off. But then I'd spend the rest of
the time not feeling well and be hot, and that's
not a good combination. Speaking of which, shout out to
the lady at Dunkin Donuts this morning. Duncan not dunkin Donuts.
It's just Dunkin. They don't pay me anymore, so just
I don't have to get it right. But anyway, well,
I used to feel back because I Dunkin Donuts. It
(01:45):
just rolls off the tongue. This is what I've always
said my whole life. And then you know this is
Duncan because they sell more than donuts. And then I
felt bad because I'm like, well they pay me, they
don't pay me anymore. H I right, right, So that's
right exactly, shout out to her. Apparently, wait, bellahemy get
Bellamine and here bellahemine has to tell the story because
I won't. I won't do it justice, but I just
I just want to. I want to thought you prayers
(02:07):
to the lady of Duncan this morning because I'm feeling
I'm feeling for her and I'm feeling for Kiki, and
I'll tell you why in just a second. The entertainment
report is on the way We'll do uh stayer goal
debates in relationship drama that I mention waiting by the phone.
I don't know it's coming up to why did somebody
get ghosted? What are you working on for? Reports?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
K health update from Miss jesse j a very long
awaited upcoming album, and I will tell you who invited
their ex to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, don't let it slam, don't. We're learning. We're learning
because why would we have softwoiet doors in a radio station?
Why would we do it? Bellahamine, you went to get
the coffee this morning? Yes, and and and and what
happened exactly? Like like the woman there shared something very
(02:53):
very private with you as she was giving you things
that she prepared for us to consume in our bodies.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Very personal, which I kind of it. I was like,
she feels safe with me.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, So you you walk up to get because she
didn't say it to me because I went in there
and got my cast, she didn't say anything, and she
also didn't have a lot to say. She wasn't real talkative.
And now I think I understand why.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All I said was hey, how are you?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Because I did that every time I pick up my
coffee and she goes, oh, I'm not feeling too well,
and I was.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Like, oh no, like thinking like maybe she's got a.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Cold, like I was sick last week.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
When I was going right, or I'm hot, you know,
it's so hot.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
She goes, oh, my stomach's not feeling too good, and
I was like, oh, that's too bad. She goes, yeah,
like I had an I was trying to get into
a twenty four hour duncan before I got here because
I had to go to the bathroom and apparently it
was clothes, which is weird because it's twenty four hours
and I.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh no, she shared with you. Yeah that she that
she she she pooped herself.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She did this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Morning and then and then my first thought was as
as I'm sipping sipping my drink, I'm thinking, hmmm, yeah, wow, Okay, Well,
that's I thank you for the neuro virus that I
just got her whatever, whatever it is. More questions, Well,
then thank you for the follow up, because I might
have walked away and just and as I walked away
thrown the coffee out. But but but no, you asked
(04:15):
follow ups, which.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Were, well, I wanted to make sure we were safe,
you know, like, how did she get this stomach virus?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You know what was going on?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I was like, you know, because I had neuro virus
a couple of weeks ago and it was terrible. So
I was like, you know, like did.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You eat something wrong?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
And she goes, oh, yeah, like she had Well, I
don't want to well that's a long.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But when you say no, one can tell, like like,
I'm so glad. I'm so glad that you mumbled it
like that, because now nobody she had a particularly bad
events with them. But then she also shared with you
that she she did go home somehow, between between that
incident and opening her own duncan store this morning, she
(04:59):
went home and took a shower. She did share that
with you as well, of her very polite I don't. Yeah,
I think that's that's the only option. I mean, if
something like that happens to you, then you know it
sounds like she needs.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
To call off poisoning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Okay, yeah, you're not going to have a good time.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I appreciate the dedication of the craft.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
I mean, yeah, you know, wait a minute, she got
to get it back up and then she can call off.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
See you got coffee.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And I don't mean to I'm not going to really
get like too much into detail, but you guys get
a little a little risky with with that within the
how do I say it? With the number two type activities,
Like if I wake up in the morning, right like
let's say I wake up at four thirty and my
belly and my little tummy's not feeling well, or maybe
in the middle of the night, if I think that
we might have an issue that's going to prevent me
(05:44):
from being able to sit here for forty five minutes
at a time, then you just get a text from me,
I'm not coming, Like I just don't leave, Like I'm
at a point in my life where I don't if
there's any chance that leaving the house is a dangerous activity,
if there's any chance that we might find our banging
on the door of a twenty four hour, duncan it's
not open. If if we're finding ourselves in a position
(06:05):
where the public bathroom is going to be a mandatory experience,
then I probably am not leaving the house. That's where
I'm at in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It never comes on fast for you, Like I've had
something come on like within seconds?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Can then be time to party?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh yeah, not unless there were there were signs okay,
oh yeah, No, Like I'm not just sitting here right
now drinking my coffee and I'm like, in ten seconds,
I'm gonna have to go home and take a shower.
Like no, that's never No, I wouldn't say it's never happened,
but no, But like if I wait, if i'm if
I know that we're a little touch and go, of course,
you know. If I know that, like, oh boy, I
don't think I can get till six fifty four whatever,
(06:41):
I don't think I can do it, well, then then
I'm I'm just gonna go ahead and not yeah for
the day, and I'm not gonna I'm gonna stay at
home and I'm gonna I'm not gonna get too far away.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
I followed that role, I'd never be here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, what more do you ask yourself? Like self, that's
not a normal way to live. So maybe I'm allergic
to something. Maybe I'm consuming something I shouldn't. Maybe my
diet's not right, you know what I mean? Like, I guess,
at what point are we living in under this sort
of direst before we say like lifestyle changes are in order.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
I mean, there's always a chance.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
There no way to live, like honestly, like I cheese though,
Like we're here because we care about you, Jason, but
your friendship is affecting me, affecting me negatively in the
following ways.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
There's a fifty to fifty shot.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
I might put myself every single time right every game,
depending on what I eat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't know anyway. So she didn't look okay or
in a good mood. But we did get a shower
in like some handwashing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's soy fine, Okay, she needs to
go home.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah for her, there should be no part of this
coffee that she touched except for the cop So we
should be okay because no one got food.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't think I.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Always use a clients honestly, you know, I love a
clean Yeah, what's not like that?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
An emergency shower cleanse either way.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Honestly, that weight shops, then I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That is not a healthy Wait, don't get me wrong,
Like after you know, a few weeks of healthy eating
and exercising. Sometimes I think I'm just one stomach flue
away from being like in Men's Health or something, or
like on the cover of Sports Illustrated for you know,
over forty crowd. But yeah, I'm real close. Like that's
all it would really take is maybe just one night's
stomach flu. Yeah, you know, to get me ready for
(08:31):
a summer vacation kind of thing. But but I don't
I don't wish it on anybody, especially the lady of Duncan,
an essential part of our day.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, well she's alive.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Whoa, I just had to grab I grab my pearls.
I clutched my parl.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She's alive, said r I P.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Now, someone said to say, texted someone talking about going
number two for for some of reason, makes me have
to go some messed up All right, Well.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's all it takes.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're welcome, yeah, right, as long as if you're nearby
the facilities, that's good. Now, Kiki, I'm worried about you.
Because you said, wait, I love how okay guys that
no it's not no no no, you don't do it.
No no no no no no no, you're bad. Now
you're bad at all. But we I've shared it before.
People ask sometimes the last meme over the weekend, the
(09:21):
guys the guys trip were like, hey, so how I
work get a boys trip? How oh I got? I
got texts all because now I'm on the I'm on
the boys trip. Yeah, I was. I was. I was
accused of agism by the group like oh you, oh
you were old or whatever. I'm like, well, you're older
than me. You are, I mean, if you're close to sixty,
you're significantly older than I am. And there's nothing wrong
(09:43):
with that. I'm I mean that you need to just facts.
But but we have They're like, how do you guys
do like different topics and and stuff like that. I said, well,
you know, I go through a bunch of stuff and
then everybody contributes to we have this shared document. We
all have access to it and everyone writes their ideas.
For some people it's more of a diary. It's more
of a decompression sort of a just a just a
(10:03):
memory dump because sometimes I'll read the topics and say, now,
how exactly did you intend for me to use this
on the radio, Like this is just you talking, and
I love all of you, but sometimes I'm just like, now,
tell me again how you wanted me to incorporate that
into a topic. But then, but the funny part is
like you'll write something this morning on the sheet and
then I'll be like, oh, kicky man, I'm feeling for you,
(10:25):
and you'll be, oh, what what do you mean? Now
you're not the only one that does it, but it's
like you forgot what you wrote an hour ago.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I did, Like I just I write it down and
then it's out of there, it's out of my brain.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And then you get anxiety about me bringing up something
that you or people will act shocked like how did
you know that? Well, you wrote it down, you wrote it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Can I remember what we wrote? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh gosh, I know. Anyway, so it says here Google
told me that I have a blood clot so I'll
be standing more. It's one his Google diagnosed you with.
By the way, can I also say thank you for
your for your thought and then how it could be
implemented into a radio topic? No, I usually can can
can find a way, you know, it's sort of what
I'm paid for and doing it for a minute. You're good,
(11:08):
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, people write like you know the direction that you
would like us to incorporate it. You know, so as
supposed to just I went to the grocery store yesterday.
Brain dump period a period.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Boy, Yeah, I am queen of just writing things.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, no, it did. It'll be like Colleena will be
like I rode a bicycle yesterday. Period.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Figure it out and.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Then it's like, so, Paulina, now to tell us about
the last time that you wycle. Everybody would call. They
would for an hour. They would for an hour, and
then Jason and I would sit around in the in
the writer's room and come up with a concept that
we thought was brilliant, and nobody would call. Nobody would call,
but then it would be call now the last time
(11:49):
that you pooped yourself? And the phones would ring for
three hours. Anyway, So why do you think you have
a blood clot?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yesterday I got a real sharp pain in my leg
and I just googled, you know, like sharp pain and
leg and it was like you know it could be
from exercise. Well, we know that's not the reason. And
then it was like, well, it could be a blood
clot and I said, and I went, I searched the symptoms.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I look how it's a dialogue between you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And Google, And I said, doing Google.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And then Google had some kind of exclamation. Well, Google said,
well that's how I read it, all right. So first
it was maybe an exercise related pain, but that couldn't
be could.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Not be the case.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
So then I'm like, wow, okay, So I Googled and
he said, okay, it could be a blood clot. So
I looked up the symptoms of a blood line and
I'm like, yeah, sits a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It says, now you sit a lot. I said, yeah,
I do. I said a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know you can get one, not a symptom
of Well that's.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
What it said, okay, And so I'm at home like wow,
and then it starts it tells me that your leg
might get warm, and I've run, I touched my leg.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, oh man, it's warm.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I forget about the fact that it's ninety four degrees yesterday.
That couldn't have had anything to do with any sort
of warm sensation. But okay, all right, so now your
leg doesn't work it's warm, and you go man. And
then Google said, well.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
So man, I just figured I better get my affairs
an order. Yeah, so I wrote out, you know what
lux will get. It all goes down here, but you
know secure this. I'm going to be standing a lot more.
I'm going to walk during commercial breaks and stuff like
that because I happen.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I got to work out this blood clot.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't curiousself quickly eight five five five nine. I
think it's happened to all of us. But what have you?
What did Google tell you that you had and you
didn't have it? Because I've anytime I don't feel well
for any reason like pain in my in my left stomach, bottom,
(13:51):
left stomach. That could be anything from you ate coffee,
from a woman who pooped yourself this morning, to you
have pancreatic cancer.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And so I'll go to the doctor and be like
doctor gets over, like it's over. I'll tell him I
only have three weeks to live and he'll be like, okay,
we'll tell me more. Why hot, Well, because I have
pancreatic cancer. Obvious, Well you don't. You don't. I'm like, well,
you don't know that. You haven't investigated it yet. You haven't, Well,
I just you don't. You know, you don't have that,
(14:24):
but it will tell you. So basically, the rule I
have with my doctor is don't do not Google. Do
not Google. Don't do it. Come here and I tell me,
and I will look and I will tell you, and
I will I will look at the you know, we'll
take tests or whatever, and I will tell you if
you have pancreatic cancer or not. The Google will not know.
So it's generally a good idea not to Google, because
(14:45):
I think it for whatever reason, Google it loves to
just tell you that you have the most extreme case
of anything that you type in.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
My doctor actually has a sign in her office that says,
don't confuse your Google search with my doctoral degree.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah that's a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's a little sassy.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
She's sick of us coming in there with ourselves diagnoses.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, Jason and I used to be convinced that he
had lime disease.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I thought I had Oh yeah, that was two days ago.
We all thought that it used to be.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I mean, like recently we were we were battling line.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Probably I was a survivor. Yeah, wow, but wow, I
had lime disease.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Turn out that you don't.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
I don't have lime disease. No, just some just some
bugs in my shirt one day that I thought were ticks.
They gave me lime disease.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't for the bugs. I don't
think I would have thought lime disease, you know. But
that's how you could lie.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But when all the signs are there, right, and then.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I had joint pain, yep, it might be a blue clock.
I don't google symptoms like Google issues wrong with my
car and I always need a new engine. That's what
I mean. That's what I mean is if you type
something in Google just loves to tell you the worst
possible scenario of whatever it could be. Google told me
I was pregnant, but two and two have to happen first. Oh,
(16:04):
I see, so you weren't even there was no you know, Shenanigan.
There weren't even to me, shenan Against. But somehow you
were pregnant. Google said you were pregnant.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I get that one though, Like they always test you
at the doctor, and like even if I know there's
not a possibility.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm like, oh, well I am, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think. Yeah, I've thought that a few times myself.
It's kind of amazing Alzheimer's because I keep forgetting things.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Oh same yeah, early on set for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Same.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Doctor just wants to make money for consultation. No, I
think doctor wants to accurately diagnose you because Google's not
going to do it. So you, uh, Nina, you google
what your car is doing. You're the one. Yeah, and
every time it's a new engine, huh yes. Wow, man,
how many new engines.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Have you bought?
Speaker 11 (16:50):
I've actually only bought one new engine, but not in
this car that I'm currently driving.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I would think once I bought the new engine, then
the problems would no longer be associated with set engine
because it you know, so I would need to buy
another one.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Oh that's exactly what I thought too. So they replaced
the engine on my one.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Car and it worked.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Sure, the car drove, but.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
It messed up everything else inside my car, so I
ended up having to get rid of that car.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Anyways.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow, and how did the dialogue go that? It go like,
some's wrong with my car? And Google went well, I
think you probably need a new engine, and you were like,
damn Google.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
Yeah, And then when I brought it to the shop,
it actually was right.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So well, now hold on a minute, here's the problem.
And I'm sure this isn't true at Mechanic Mike at
the Gay Rise, I'm sure he would never do this.
But let's be honest. There are some unscobulous, unscrupulous folks
out there in the world. And if I walked into
it a garage and I said, Google says I need
a new engine, odds, guys are gonna be like yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, you do. Absolutely. He came in
(17:52):
here with new engine on the brain, and so I
sold it to her. You know, that's why when I
some's wrong with my car, even if I know what
it is, I wait for them to tell me because
first I want to see it. I want to see
if I'm right, and second of all, I want to see,
like if there's a cheaper fix. But they're giving.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Yeah, you know, that's kind of what I did. I
tried to tell him, like I didn't tell him I
needed the edge, and right away they're the ones who
told me I needed the d And I was like, oh,
sounds about right because that's what Google said, so I
just like a lot of them do it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Anyways, Well, thank you, Nina, have a good day. This
is a Sebastian Maniscalco bit about not only the garage,
and it's about the body shop, and then it's about
uh and he has a similar bit. I think it's
a different bit, but it's about when people come to
fix your house, and it's the same spiel. You know,
you'll go, you'll go to the body shop and you
pull in and like everyone looks at your car like,
(18:40):
oh my god, how did oh my god? And then
there's always the one guy that they this is his bit,
and they pulled like the they pulled the general manager
out of the office and then he comes out and
he looks like you just got hit by a truck,
and oh my god, what oh wow, wow man, I
don't think woo. You know, normally we'd be able to
buy this out, but it's an inch to the all boy,
(19:03):
we're gonna have to replace old car.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
My favorite ism always being like I don't know how
you're driving safe on the road.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Like this, yes, Like I'm just happy you made it here.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
I'm like sometimes people's tires, be that ball to where
I'm like, you should not be dry, like you are
a hazard to the public.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I guess that could be. But the workman that comes
over and is like, you know, and in thirty years,
I've never seen anything like this really, or the Sebastian
meniscalcole bit about the guy, and it's like, you know,
if you want this, this wall is crooked. If you
want it to be crooked forever, that's fine. We'll leave
it like this. We can leave it like this. But
if you if you want a crooked wall, that's fine.
And you looking at your wall like, well, I don't
(19:42):
want a crooked wall. It looks fine to me, like hey, hey, hey,
if you're okay with that, then we'll leave it. You know,
we'll leave it. We'll leave. And it's so true though, yes, anyway,
I don't know how we got from lady at Duncan
pooping herself to crooked walls, but we did be careful
out there, fam when it comes to Google examinations. But
I don't think you have a blood clut. I don't.
But here's the thing. If you thought you did, now,
(20:05):
why would.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
You think not that you winked your eye is it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Because I don't think you do, because because I don't
think Google's right very often, I think I think I
think it goes to the worst extreme. But if there's
any possibility, why wouldn't you just go to the doctor
And then I'll.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Tell you, yeah, you're just talking crazy, you know how
long man, that's a whole process.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
That is, if your only symptoms are one shooting pain
and a warm leg, I would venture to say that
you're okay, I mean stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't know. Hey, Kim, good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Good morning? How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hi, Kim? Google? Are you pregnant currently?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, but you were, and you were googling things all
the time. Do I want to know what you were googling?
Speaker 8 (20:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It was just like the randommest things, like if I
had like a weird pain, I'd be like, pain here
and here while pregnant?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Is this normal?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh no? And before long it's like there are seven
babies in there with foreheads. Oh no, not the Steven
babies with forehead situation. I mean, it tells you the
worst thing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
And then it's always like, okay, consult your medical professional,
and I'm like, they're gonna think I'm wild if I
call them.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised that the doctors aren't calling up
people well, mainly because they don't listen to us. But
if they did, I think they would be like that.
They would tell you that Google's the worst possible thing,
because if everyone walks in thinking that it is the
worst possible scenario, and it is usual in my experience,
it has never been what Google said it was ever Yep.
So anyway, everything's okay, Yeah, everything's okay now.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
But you know the you know, thinking about it in
the past and like, uh this, I just don't want
it to get worse and keep doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
All right, Well, you stay off there, You stay off
of there, Kim. All right, have a good day, you too,
Love you guys, Thanks for listening. Love you too. If
you have an initial call here, I'll tell you it's
not what you think it is. I'll tell you. I'll
talk you out the ledge, even though I'm doing the
same thing myself. Hey, Karina, Hi, Hi, So what happened
with Google?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So my friend the thing that searching every sign and symptom. Ever,
so she would record herself crying at three am and
send it to us after convincing herself that she's like, oh,
I have cancer now, and then we would have to
talk her off the ledge every single time for every
new disease that she has.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think your friend needs to seeks a mental health
treatment because anyone who's taking video of themselves crying and
then sending it is that necessary? Like can you just
call me crying and then I'll know you're crying? Like
why do I need to mass distribute my drama?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
The visual reference just always helps.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You know, Yeah, Like I would believe you, Like if
you called me a saman I was crying all night
because I think I have cancer from the Google told
me that, Like that's good enough. I don't need to
see the video of your crying necessarily true, right, But anyway,
she's okay, though I bet she didn't have it, right,
no cancer, no cancer.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah, because of Google search. She did diagnose her for
your husband with like a weird mole, so she'd actually
caught him.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey, well you've just done did everything we did for
the last twenty minutes. So it turns out Google was right,
So Karina have a good day. She's like for the
last twenty minutes. By Google's never right, Yeah, but then
we did. We were able to discover a very rare
mole and save the man's life. See, okay, well, don't
listen to us. The biggest stories of the day. Still
stand by the whole don't trust Google over a doctor thing.
(23:21):
But someone dm me Fred on air and said that
someone they knew was able to diagnose cancer based on
Google analyzing their blood test results. Well, at least you
were basing something off of a real fact, right, like
a test, like if you look at your own, which
I also think is a bad idea. Like a friend
of mine is dealing with the form of a prostate cancer.
(23:46):
Unfortunately he's gonna be okay, but you know, he's been
going through the process. And what I don't understand that
they do, I actually don't understand. I guess you have
a right to see it. But he went for an
MRI or something, and then they post the results onto
your chart that you can go and log on and
look at. But his appointment to get the analysis from
his actual doctor wasn't for days later, so he was
(24:06):
able to log in and see the test results. But
they're in like medical ease, you know, so like he
doesn't so he's like he calls me to like, well,
I think I have a real problem here, but he
didn't know, because so part of me is like, maybe
don't I don't know, Maybe don't put stuff up there
until you've explained it to me, Like I have a
right to have access to all of my results, right,
but yeah, like maybe we hang on to that until
(24:29):
and it turned out that he was right, but unfortunately,
but it wasn't maybe as bad as he thought it was,
but it wasn't good. Nonetheless, It's like, so that would
be the worst for me, Like if you were a
little alert, like, hey, you're my chart has a test result,
Like they'll put your blood test results up there, yeah,
abnormal and you're like and then you don't, I don't
necessarily and a lot of like the blood tests are
(24:50):
pretty standard. Then it will usually tell you like what
normal is and what normal isn't right there, so you
can kind of look and say okay, but otherwise I
don't know what languages is in I have no idea
what that means.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Have you done that though, like just google what you
are like lowing or whatever?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, I have before and then it say, oh, yeah,
I can't believe you're still I can't believe you're a
live to type.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
This is what Google will say normalized not posting a
results until doctor calls.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Talking about this. Maybe maybe someone can correct me or
tell me if I'm right. But TikTok about this very topic.
I think maybe in Europe they don't do that. Like
in Europe, maybe they don't post their results until someone's
talked to you about them first, so that you don't
misread them. Because well, none of us went to medical school.
So but yeah, that makes I mean, I get least you,
at least you were asking questions to the interwebs about
(25:34):
actual information as opposed to I have a I have
a pain in my leg. Well, and Kiki, I will say,
you're really dedicated to fighting this, Yes, this ailment of yours.
I want to live bro. Yeah, and I posted on
my social you can see what Kiki's not doing during
songs and commercial breaks. So she's really trying to combat this. Yep,
this target, this blood cloth, it doesn't exist. But yeah,
(25:56):
join our YouTube live. I'll show you our stretches together.
Those are stretches, we can do those together. Yeah, wow
are you and well I'll see you this afternoon, we'll
go running with Gideon. You're ready to go. And I
did it yesterday, which I could not believe that my
trainer actually took me outside. Gideon the Assassin actually took
me outside and we ran. It was ninety three degrees.
(26:19):
I don't really understand what he's trying to do with this.
But he ran too, so it's not like I was
the only one. Now. He also has run like eight
marathons this morning, so I mean he's probably more qualified
to run in But when you go to a place
where that is usually packed with runners and no one
else is running, that's usually a sign that it's not
(26:41):
a great idea. Yes, Gideon, like we're stretching him. I'm like, hey,
just a heads up. Normally by now, fifty people would
have run by us. Zero people have run by us, Gideon,
So why would I, of all people be qualified to
do this right now? And we did it, though, But
it was the first major heat wave and we're experiencing
it right now of the summer. It brought record breaking
(27:02):
heat to cities across the Northeast on Monday, with some
of the hottest temperatures that we've seen in a century.
It's called a heat dome. Jason. The expansive heat dome.
We don't want this kind of heat dome brought temperatures
above ninety degrees for more than one hundred and ninety
million Americans in the East. And it wasn't just the
high temperatures making people feel miserable. Humidity is soaring, with
two points rising into the seventies. Chicago, Cleveland, Louisville, Kentucky, Nashville,
(27:27):
Raleigh felt well over one hundred degrees. It was so
hot in Cape Girardo, Missouri on Sunday that roads began
to buckle. The dramatic video literally shows roads snapping while
people are driving on them. That's how hot it's been.
So be careful everyone, drink water, stay inside. Do not
go running like an idiot like me. There's a treadmill
(27:49):
for that. At least air conditioning can blow at you
while you're also running. That's got to be better for you.
Google it experts warn why you should never use your
phone on the toilet. Wait a minute, that might have
something to do with why your leg hurts, Kiki because
you're tiktoking on the toilet.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
You might not be wrong because I spent a lot
of time there and like to the point where my
legs fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
See now this is what I'm talking about. So it's
very bad for you. This is why this is a
big story today because and I'm guilty of the same thing.
Like I'll go in there and I'll do my business,
but I'm I'm scrolling or emailing or texting or doing
whatever I'm doing it before long, it's been ten minutes
and the business has been concluded for some time now.
It can cause health issues like hemorrhoids from sitting too long,
(28:34):
and our little Bella was complaining about those a couple
of weeks ago. And this may be the reason why
your phone also gets covered in germs, which can be
worse than the toilet. Seed flushing spreads bacteria that can
land on your phone in your hands, even if you
wash your hands, then you touch your dirty phone afterwards
and it cancels out. So a lot of reasons why
we shouldn't be using our phone in the toilet. What's
(28:54):
attempted murder? What should someone said that's attempted murder? What's
attempted murder? Oh well maybe the running, Maybe the running
was Yeah, we're looking into it. I googled, whether I
can assume I googled a lot of things this morning.
So consumers have ranked the most satisfying fast food restaurant.
And you know, I love a food story, especially a
(29:15):
fast food story. Guilty pleasure. I love fast food, and
I don't care. I'm happy to admit it. I'm comfortable
with myself to just say that I love it. But
what would you guys vote number one most satisfying fast food?
And I don't think that. I mean, just won't surprise
you to learn what it is. But it's not mine.
(29:35):
What's your most satisfying fast food? Taco Bell? See, I
would say Taco Bell, and it's satisfying. It really isn't
like thinking about I'm going to go to Taco Bell
later or I'm going to get Taco Bell, and then
like on the way to Taco Bell, you're excited, and
then looking at the menu you're excited, and ordering you're excited,
(29:55):
and then sometimes you've been eating it. But as soon
as I ate, as soon as it's cons oomed, I
immediately feel regret. And then whatever happens next, Oh no,
it's not good.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
No regrets mess up my stomach.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh boy, yeah me neither. I'm going to cancel my plans,
like get Taco Bell's a commitment, Like, oh, you cancel
the rest of the day. Yeah, it was for you,
Taco Bell.
Speaker 12 (30:16):
No, I love Taco Bell now. But white Castle, you guys,
I had it the other day. There's another one. You're
gonna kill me. Fred I ate it in bed. I
know you hate that eating in bed. I know I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You may as well eat it on the toilet with
your phone and your blood clod.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Honestly, it watching a TV show and in the show
they were eating it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And I looked at Hobby and I was like, it's
ten o'clock.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
It's Friday night, Like we shored some some white Castle.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I thought he'd be like, no, big back, We're not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You look over at him and then go, it's Friday night.
It's ten o'clock, and Hobby like he starts to take
his pants off, and it's like, nope, not not yeah, yeah, yeah,
you'll be taking them off later. But now for the.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Reason that you think, clip your toenails, and you know it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Would I love you so much like a sister, I
would divorce you for that. You know what, clip your
toenails in bed. All it would take is one time
I roll over in a little slighty nail. I'm done,
I'm done, I'm done. That's the final straw. And then
I roll over and there's a little white castle box
next to it. I'm like, get out, get out, get
a rough week at the he as a kid, and
(31:20):
get out.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Than I go with Paulina Hey, get himkik.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You clip your toenails. No no, no no.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
No, but she is big tim like down to the
white castle box, to the yes.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, Oh, Chick fil A. Chick fil A was one
of the highest in customer satisfaction for the eleventh consecutive year.
Uh so that's what people say is the most satisfying
fast food shame. A careless tourist has sparked fury in
Italy after he damaged a priceless eighteenth century painting while
(31:52):
trying to take a selfie. Oh so this guy was
in the museum in Florence and he decided to he
wanted to take a selfie of himself in front of
a a very rare painting which I'm not even going
to a it's a medici. Wow. I know Camlin has
a few of them in her home, not this particular one.
I'm always going over there taking self if she has
(32:13):
a velvet rope in front of it, though you can't
get too close to me. Her Medici painting, which I
feel stupid. I feel like I should know what that is,
but I think I've probably even seen it. But the
visitor's right idea soon became an embarrassing blunder when he
lost his balance, fell through the painting, and there's now
a hole in the middle of the thing. Museum staff
were quick to identify the guy and reporting him to
(32:33):
police for causing the damage.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Is the American I can't tell, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I wish I knew. I hope not. It's kidding, it
really is. In firefight and this was all over the place.
This morning firefighters had to rescue a guy who got
stuck in the chimney of a Connecticut Parks building while
trying to retrieve his dog from a bathroom when the
doors automatically locked for the night. So they were called
Sunday morning to this place in Bristol. This is in
Connecticut burglary complaint where someone said that this guy was
(33:01):
in the chimney. They were able to get the guy
out after removing parts of the chimney and the building,
causing ten grand worth of damage. Do we not just
figure out who owns the place and call and say, hey,
can I come in the front door? Knock knock him here?
My dog is in there. Do we have the chimney?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's National Detroit Style Pizza Day shout out to Kaylin
and National Hydration Day, which couldn't come at a better time.
That could be it? Maybe your dehydrated key, I think so,
drink some water, do your little moomo stretches whatever you're
doing over there, starting now, and everything will be fine.
The Entertainment up fort is next for Caitlin's Entertainer Report.
He is on The Fresh Show.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Singer Jesse Jay says that she's undergone surgery for breast
cancer and is now resting at home while awaiting her results.
In a post on social the thirty seven year old
antered doctor, surgeon and all the nurses who cared for her,
sharing a series of photos and videos from her time
in the hospital. She described the post as the honest
highs and lows of the last forty eight hours and
(34:01):
promise to always show the good and the hard bits
of any.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Journey she goes through.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Jesse revealed her breast cancer diagnosis at the beginning of June,
so wishing her the best while she awaits her results.
Carti b announced her very long awaited sophomore album, am
I the Drama. It's gonna drop on September nineteenth. She
shared the news on Instagram with the cover art. Am
I the Drama will have twenty three tracks, including.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Wop which we've had for eighty four years up in
her new single Outside, which she dropped Friday. Carti released
her debut album, Invasion of Privacy in twenty eighteen. Truly,
I feel like the meme of that old lady from Titanic,
like it's been eighty four years Carty, So I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
But yes, Wop is going to be on there. I
don't know if you guys have heard about that song.
Miss Dolly Parton and other music News is performing in
Vegas this December, marking her first residency there in over
three decades. She will take the stage at the Coliseum
at Caesar's on December fourth, six, seventh, tenth, twelfth, and thirteenth,
and tickets for her upcoming shows will go on sale tomorrow,
(35:07):
so look out for that if you are a Dolly fan, I.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Would love to see her in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
And lastly, Tony Gonzalez will watch his ex Lauren Sanchez
Mary Jeff Bezos this week the Hall of Fame titand
who shares a son with Lauren, who I think turned
nineteen this week. They were celebrating with that foam party
and dinner on his yacht. Is the is on the
guest list for the big wedding in Venice along with
his wife October Yes that's her name. And while it's
(35:31):
pretty unusual for access to attend weddings, Tony and Lauren
have kind of a different relationship. Laurence told The Wall
Street Journal in twenty twenty three that initially there was
friction between the two following their breakup in like the
early two thousands, but now considers Tony and his wife
her best friends, which is really wild but very cool.
Tony's actually been seen partying with Lauren and Bezos as
(35:53):
recently as this year. He actually vacationed with them back
in January on Bezos megga yacht, which is wild. So
Lauren's ex husband, however, Patrick Whitesell, who's the executive chairman
of a major agency in Hollywood will not be there,
so not all of her excess are getting the invite.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But she has a nice little list a gentleman, doesn't she.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I feel like if if I broke up with a
woman on my terms and then she goes and gets
with Jeff Bezos and I get invited on vacations that
Jeff Bezos, the riches, one of the richest men in
the world's paying for I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
With this totally. And he brings his wife, That's what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Like, I'm good. I you know, you didn't dump me
for him, you know, I'm assuming I don't know, And
so we're good. And now I'm on some PGA going
to some place I can't afford to go to, and
someone else is picking up the tab. Okay, this is
a great deal.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I mean, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I would vacation with my ex under those terms, Yes,
I would, would you if if the breakup occurred on
my terms?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yes, Now again, if you cheat on me with him
and then wind up with him, and then you're calling
me going, hey, do you want to come on the
PGA to go.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
And no, I honestly still might go. It's Jeff Bezos.
You know, that's a nice ship.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But like, there's no way that I'm reaching for my
wallet with Jeff Bezos under any circumstances. I'm sorry, nobody,
I'm not. I'm just not. There's no he has more.
He made more money while we ate dinner than I'll
ever make in my whole life. Like I'm not not
even like alligator arms, Like I'm not even reaching for the.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
W I'm a personality higher at that point.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You're you're right, You're you're paying, You're just paying like that,
I'm sorry you get that much money. So yeah, I'm
going because they're probably going some ways I couldn't even
get into.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Would you bring like a gift at least like you
if he had a party?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah maybe by the guy. Maybe maybe I can't. Yeah, yeah,
a nice candle. I give him nice candle.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
A line he would like spin on my wine though another.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Thing, whatever wine I could afford. It's like it's it's like,
what do you he his dogs or something like you
know what I mean? Like, no, there's's no point in
even trying to spend money on that guy.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, so I guess I guess it makes sense that
he's down to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's the whole ship.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
But yeah, he is in Venice with his wife and
he's going to watch his ax literally get married this week.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
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Should buy whatever you'd like, I'd say by a fan.
Maybe buy a nice icy Oh yes, maybe some ice
(01:24):
cream if you're not lactose intolerant, because ice cream would
cool me off. But then I'd spend the rest of
the time not feeling well and be hot, and that's
not a good combination. Speaking of which, shout out to
the lady at Dunkin Donuts this morning. Duncan not dunkin Donuts.
It's just Dunkin. They don't pay me anymore, so just
I don't have to get it right. But anyway, well,
I used to feel back because I Dunkin Donuts. It
(01:45):
just rolls off the tongue. This is what I've always
said my whole life. And then you know this is
Duncan because they sell more than donuts. And then I
felt bad because I'm like, well they pay me, they
don't pay me anymore. H I right, right, So that's
right exactly, shout out to her. Apparently, wait, bellahemy get
Bellamine and here bellahemine has to tell the story because
I won't. I won't do it justice, but I just
I just want to. I want to thought you prayers
(02:07):
to the lady of Duncan this morning because I'm feeling
I'm feeling for her and I'm feeling for Kiki, and
I'll tell you why in just a second. The entertainment
report is on the way We'll do uh stayer goal
debates in relationship drama that I mention waiting by the phone.
I don't know it's coming up to why did somebody
get ghosted? What are you working on for? Reports?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
K health update from Miss jesse j a very long
awaited upcoming album, and I will tell you who invited
their ex to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Okay, don't let it slam, don't. We're learning. We're learning
because why would we have softwoiet doors in a radio station?
Why would we do it? Bellahamine, you went to get
the coffee this morning? Yes, and and and and what
happened exactly? Like like the woman there shared something very
(02:53):
very private with you as she was giving you things
that she prepared for us to consume in our bodies.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Very personal, which I kind of it. I was like,
she feels safe with me.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Okay, So you you walk up to get because she
didn't say it to me because I went in there
and got my cast, she didn't say anything, and she
also didn't have a lot to say. She wasn't real talkative.
And now I think I understand why.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
All I said was hey, how are you?
Speaker 6 (03:15):
Because I did that every time I pick up my
coffee and she goes, oh, I'm not feeling too well,
and I was.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
Like, oh no, like thinking like maybe she's got a.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Cold, like I was sick last week.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
When I was going right, or I'm hot, you know,
it's so hot.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
She goes, oh, my stomach's not feeling too good, and
I was like, oh, that's too bad. She goes, yeah,
like I had an I was trying to get into
a twenty four hour duncan before I got here because
I had to go to the bathroom and apparently it
was clothes, which is weird because it's twenty four hours
and I.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Oh no, she shared with you. Yeah that she that
she she she pooped herself.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
She did this.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Morning and then and then my first thought was as
as I'm sipping sipping my drink, I'm thinking, hmmm, yeah, wow, Okay, Well,
that's I thank you for the neuro virus that I
just got her whatever, whatever it is. More questions, Well,
then thank you for the follow up, because I might
have walked away and just and as I walked away
thrown the coffee out. But but but no, you asked
(04:15):
follow ups, which.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Were, well, I wanted to make sure we were safe,
you know, like, how did she get this stomach virus?
Speaker 2 (04:22):
You know what was going on?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I was like, you know, because I had neuro virus
a couple of weeks ago and it was terrible. So
I was like, you know, like did.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
You eat something wrong?
Speaker 5 (04:29):
And she goes, oh, yeah, like she had Well, I
don't want to well that's a long.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
But when you say no, one can tell, like like,
I'm so glad. I'm so glad that you mumbled it
like that, because now nobody she had a particularly bad
events with them. But then she also shared with you
that she she did go home somehow, between between that
incident and opening her own duncan store this morning, she
(04:59):
went home and took a shower. She did share that
with you as well, of her very polite I don't. Yeah,
I think that's that's the only option. I mean, if
something like that happens to you, then you know it
sounds like she needs.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
To call off poisoning.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Okay, yeah, you're not going to have a good time.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I appreciate the dedication of the craft.
Speaker 8 (05:17):
I mean, yeah, you know, wait a minute, she got
to get it back up and then she can call off.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
See you got coffee.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
And I don't mean to I'm not going to really
get like too much into detail, but you guys get
a little a little risky with with that within the
how do I say it? With the number two type activities,
Like if I wake up in the morning, right like
let's say I wake up at four thirty and my
belly and my little tummy's not feeling well, or maybe
in the middle of the night, if I think that
we might have an issue that's going to prevent me
(05:44):
from being able to sit here for forty five minutes
at a time, then you just get a text from me,
I'm not coming, Like I just don't leave, Like I'm
at a point in my life where I don't if
there's any chance that leaving the house is a dangerous activity,
if there's any chance that we might find our banging
on the door of a twenty four hour, duncan it's
not open. If if we're finding ourselves in a position
(06:05):
where the public bathroom is going to be a mandatory experience,
then I probably am not leaving the house. That's where
I'm at in my life.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It never comes on fast for you, Like I've had
something come on like within seconds?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Can then be time to party?
Speaker 6 (06:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Oh yeah, not unless there were there were signs okay,
oh yeah, No, Like I'm not just sitting here right
now drinking my coffee and I'm like, in ten seconds,
I'm gonna have to go home and take a shower.
Like no, that's never No, I wouldn't say it's never happened,
but no, But like if I wait, if i'm if
I know that we're a little touch and go, of course,
you know. If I know that, like, oh boy, I
don't think I can get till six fifty four whatever,
(06:41):
I don't think I can do it, well, then then
I'm I'm just gonna go ahead and not yeah for
the day, and I'm not gonna I'm gonna stay at
home and I'm gonna I'm not gonna get too far away.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
I followed that role, I'd never be here.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, what more do you ask yourself? Like self, that's
not a normal way to live. So maybe I'm allergic
to something. Maybe I'm consuming something I shouldn't. Maybe my
diet's not right, you know what I mean? Like, I guess,
at what point are we living in under this sort
of direst before we say like lifestyle changes are in order.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
I mean, there's always a chance.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
There no way to live, like honestly, like I cheese though,
Like we're here because we care about you, Jason, but
your friendship is affecting me, affecting me negatively in the
following ways.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
There's a fifty to fifty shot.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
I might put myself every single time right every game,
depending on what I eat.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I don't know anyway. So she didn't look okay or
in a good mood. But we did get a shower
in like some handwashing.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's soy fine, Okay, she needs to
go home.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah for her, there should be no part of this
coffee that she touched except for the cop So we
should be okay because no one got food.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I don't think I.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Always use a clients honestly, you know, I love a
clean Yeah, what's not like that?
Speaker 5 (08:02):
An emergency shower cleanse either way.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Honestly, that weight shops, then I'm very happy.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
That is not a healthy Wait, don't get me wrong,
Like after you know, a few weeks of healthy eating
and exercising. Sometimes I think I'm just one stomach flue
away from being like in Men's Health or something, or
like on the cover of Sports Illustrated for you know,
over forty crowd. But yeah, I'm real close. Like that's
all it would really take is maybe just one night's
stomach flu. Yeah, you know, to get me ready for
(08:31):
a summer vacation kind of thing. But but I don't
I don't wish it on anybody, especially the lady of Duncan,
an essential part of our day.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yeah, well she's alive.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Whoa, I just had to grab I grab my pearls.
I clutched my parl.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
She's alive, said r I P.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Now, someone said to say, texted someone talking about going
number two for for some of reason, makes me have
to go some messed up All right, Well.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's all it takes.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You're welcome, yeah, right, as long as if you're nearby
the facilities, that's good. Now, Kiki, I'm worried about you.
Because you said, wait, I love how okay guys that
no it's not no no no, you don't do it.
No no no no no no no, you're bad. Now
you're bad at all. But we I've shared it before.
People ask sometimes the last meme over the weekend, the
(09:21):
guys the guys trip were like, hey, so how I
work get a boys trip? How oh I got? I
got texts all because now I'm on the I'm on
the boys trip. Yeah, I was. I was. I was
accused of agism by the group like oh you, oh
you were old or whatever. I'm like, well, you're older
than me. You are, I mean, if you're close to sixty,
you're significantly older than I am. And there's nothing wrong
(09:43):
with that. I'm I mean that you need to just facts.
But but we have They're like, how do you guys
do like different topics and and stuff like that. I said, well,
you know, I go through a bunch of stuff and
then everybody contributes to we have this shared document. We
all have access to it and everyone writes their ideas.
For some people it's more of a diary. It's more
of a decompression sort of a just a just a
(10:03):
memory dump because sometimes I'll read the topics and say, now,
how exactly did you intend for me to use this
on the radio, Like this is just you talking, and
I love all of you, but sometimes I'm just like, now,
tell me again how you wanted me to incorporate that
into a topic. But then, but the funny part is
like you'll write something this morning on the sheet and
then I'll be like, oh, kicky man, I'm feeling for you,
(10:25):
and you'll be, oh, what what do you mean? Now
you're not the only one that does it, but it's
like you forgot what you wrote an hour ago.
Speaker 8 (10:32):
I did, Like I just I write it down and
then it's out of there, it's out of my brain.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And then you get anxiety about me bringing up something
that you or people will act shocked like how did
you know that? Well, you wrote it down, you wrote it.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Can I remember what we wrote? Yes?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Oh gosh, I know. Anyway, so it says here Google
told me that I have a blood clot so I'll
be standing more. It's one his Google diagnosed you with.
By the way, can I also say thank you for
your for your thought and then how it could be
implemented into a radio topic? No, I usually can can
can find a way, you know, it's sort of what
I'm paid for and doing it for a minute. You're good,
(11:08):
thank you, thank you.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
I know.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, people write like you know the direction that you
would like us to incorporate it. You know, so as
supposed to just I went to the grocery store yesterday.
Brain dump period a period.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Boy, Yeah, I am queen of just writing things.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
No, no, it did. It'll be like Colleena will be
like I rode a bicycle yesterday. Period.
Speaker 9 (11:28):
Figure it out and.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Then it's like, so, Paulina, now to tell us about
the last time that you wycle. Everybody would call. They
would for an hour. They would for an hour, and
then Jason and I would sit around in the in
the writer's room and come up with a concept that
we thought was brilliant, and nobody would call. Nobody would call,
but then it would be call now the last time
(11:49):
that you pooped yourself? And the phones would ring for
three hours. Anyway, So why do you think you have
a blood clot?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yesterday I got a real sharp pain in my leg
and I just googled, you know, like sharp pain and
leg and it was like you know it could be
from exercise. Well, we know that's not the reason. And
then it was like, well, it could be a blood
clot and I said, and I went, I searched the symptoms.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
I look how it's a dialogue between you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
And Google, And I said, doing Google.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
And then Google had some kind of exclamation. Well, Google said,
well that's how I read it, all right. So first
it was maybe an exercise related pain, but that couldn't
be could.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Not be the case.
Speaker 8 (12:30):
So then I'm like, wow, okay, So I Googled and
he said, okay, it could be a blood clot. So
I looked up the symptoms of a blood line and
I'm like, yeah, sits a lot.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
It says, now you sit a lot. I said, yeah,
I do. I said a lot.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I don't know you can get one, not a symptom
of Well that's.
Speaker 8 (12:47):
What it said, okay, And so I'm at home like wow,
and then it starts it tells me that your leg
might get warm, and I've run, I touched my leg.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm like, oh man, it's warm.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I forget about the fact that it's ninety four degrees yesterday.
That couldn't have had anything to do with any sort
of warm sensation. But okay, all right, so now your
leg doesn't work it's warm, and you go man. And
then Google said, well.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
So man, I just figured I better get my affairs
an order. Yeah, so I wrote out, you know what
lux will get. It all goes down here, but you
know secure this. I'm going to be standing a lot more.
I'm going to walk during commercial breaks and stuff like
that because I happen.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
I got to work out this blood clot.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I don't curiousself quickly eight five five five nine. I
think it's happened to all of us. But what have you?
What did Google tell you that you had and you
didn't have it? Because I've anytime I don't feel well
for any reason like pain in my in my left stomach, bottom,
(13:51):
left stomach. That could be anything from you ate coffee,
from a woman who pooped yourself this morning, to you
have pancreatic cancer.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And so I'll go to the doctor and be like
doctor gets over, like it's over. I'll tell him I
only have three weeks to live and he'll be like, okay,
we'll tell me more. Why hot, Well, because I have
pancreatic cancer. Obvious, Well you don't. You don't. I'm like, well,
you don't know that. You haven't investigated it yet. You haven't, Well,
I just you don't. You know, you don't have that,
(14:24):
but it will tell you. So basically, the rule I
have with my doctor is don't do not Google. Do
not Google. Don't do it. Come here and I tell me,
and I will look and I will tell you, and
I will I will look at the you know, we'll
take tests or whatever, and I will tell you if
you have pancreatic cancer or not. The Google will not know.
So it's generally a good idea not to Google, because
(14:45):
I think it for whatever reason, Google it loves to
just tell you that you have the most extreme case
of anything that you type in.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (14:52):
My doctor actually has a sign in her office that says,
don't confuse your Google search with my doctoral degree.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah that's a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
That's a little sassy.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
She's sick of us coming in there with ourselves diagnoses.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, Jason and I used to be convinced that he
had lime disease.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I thought I had Oh yeah, that was two days ago.
We all thought that it used to be.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I mean, like recently we were we were battling line.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
Probably I was a survivor. Yeah, wow, but wow, I
had lime disease.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Turn out that you don't.
Speaker 9 (15:24):
I don't have lime disease. No, just some just some
bugs in my shirt one day that I thought were ticks.
They gave me lime disease.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Wow.
Speaker 10 (15:31):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't for the bugs. I don't
think I would have thought lime disease, you know. But
that's how you could lie.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
But when all the signs are there, right, and then.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I had joint pain, yep, it might be a blue clock.
I don't google symptoms like Google issues wrong with my
car and I always need a new engine. That's what
I mean. That's what I mean is if you type
something in Google just loves to tell you the worst
possible scenario of whatever it could be. Google told me
I was pregnant, but two and two have to happen first. Oh,
(16:04):
I see, so you weren't even there was no you know, Shenanigan.
There weren't even to me, shenan Against. But somehow you
were pregnant. Google said you were pregnant.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
I get that one though, Like they always test you
at the doctor, and like even if I know there's
not a possibility.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
I'm like, oh, well I am, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
I think. Yeah, I've thought that a few times myself.
It's kind of amazing Alzheimer's because I keep forgetting things.
Speaker 9 (16:25):
Oh same yeah, early on set for sure. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Same.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Doctor just wants to make money for consultation. No, I
think doctor wants to accurately diagnose you because Google's not
going to do it. So you, uh, Nina, you google
what your car is doing. You're the one. Yeah, and
every time it's a new engine, huh yes. Wow, man,
how many new engines.
Speaker 9 (16:49):
Have you bought?
Speaker 11 (16:50):
I've actually only bought one new engine, but not in
this car that I'm currently driving.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
I would think once I bought the new engine, then
the problems would no longer be associated with set engine
because it you know, so I would need to buy
another one.
Speaker 11 (17:03):
Oh that's exactly what I thought too. So they replaced
the engine on my one.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
Car and it worked.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Sure, the car drove, but.
Speaker 11 (17:11):
It messed up everything else inside my car, so I
ended up having to get rid of that car.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Anyways.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Wow, and how did the dialogue go that? It go like,
some's wrong with my car? And Google went well, I
think you probably need a new engine, and you were like,
damn Google.
Speaker 11 (17:24):
Yeah, And then when I brought it to the shop,
it actually was right.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
So well, now hold on a minute, here's the problem.
And I'm sure this isn't true at Mechanic Mike at
the Gay Rise, I'm sure he would never do this.
But let's be honest. There are some unscobulous, unscrupulous folks
out there in the world. And if I walked into
it a garage and I said, Google says I need
a new engine, odds, guys are gonna be like yeah,
oh yeah, oh yeah, you do. Absolutely. He came in
(17:52):
here with new engine on the brain, and so I
sold it to her. You know, that's why when I
some's wrong with my car, even if I know what
it is, I wait for them to tell me because
first I want to see it. I want to see
if I'm right, and second of all, I want to see,
like if there's a cheaper fix. But they're giving.
Speaker 11 (18:07):
Yeah, you know, that's kind of what I did. I
tried to tell him, like I didn't tell him I
needed the edge, and right away they're the ones who
told me I needed the d And I was like, oh,
sounds about right because that's what Google said, so I
just like a lot of them do it.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Anyways, Well, thank you, Nina, have a good day. This
is a Sebastian Maniscalco bit about not only the garage,
and it's about the body shop, and then it's about
uh and he has a similar bit. I think it's
a different bit, but it's about when people come to
fix your house, and it's the same spiel. You know,
you'll go, you'll go to the body shop and you
pull in and like everyone looks at your car like,
(18:40):
oh my god, how did oh my god? And then
there's always the one guy that they this is his bit,
and they pulled like the they pulled the general manager
out of the office and then he comes out and
he looks like you just got hit by a truck,
and oh my god, what oh wow, wow man, I
don't think woo. You know, normally we'd be able to
buy this out, but it's an inch to the all boy,
(19:03):
we're gonna have to replace old car.
Speaker 8 (19:06):
My favorite ism always being like I don't know how
you're driving safe on the road.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Like this, yes, Like I'm just happy you made it here.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
I'm like sometimes people's tires, be that ball to where
I'm like, you should not be dry, like you are
a hazard to the public.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
I guess that could be. But the workman that comes
over and is like, you know, and in thirty years,
I've never seen anything like this really, or the Sebastian
meniscalcole bit about the guy, and it's like, you know,
if you want this, this wall is crooked. If you
want it to be crooked forever, that's fine. We'll leave
it like this. We can leave it like this. But
if you if you want a crooked wall, that's fine.
And you looking at your wall like, well, I don't
(19:42):
want a crooked wall. It looks fine to me, like hey, hey, hey,
if you're okay with that, then we'll leave it. You know,
we'll leave it. We'll leave. And it's so true though, yes, anyway,
I don't know how we got from lady at Duncan
pooping herself to crooked walls, but we did be careful
out there, fam when it comes to Google examinations. But
I don't think you have a blood clut. I don't.
But here's the thing. If you thought you did, now,
(20:05):
why would.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
You think not that you winked your eye is it?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
Because I don't think you do, because because I don't
think Google's right very often, I think I think I
think it goes to the worst extreme. But if there's
any possibility, why wouldn't you just go to the doctor
And then I'll.
Speaker 8 (20:21):
Tell you, yeah, you're just talking crazy, you know how
long man, that's a whole process.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
That is, if your only symptoms are one shooting pain
and a warm leg, I would venture to say that
you're okay, I mean stretch.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I don't know. Hey, Kim, good morning, how you doing?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Good morning? How are you?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Hi, Kim? Google? Are you pregnant currently?
Speaker 3 (20:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Okay, but you were, and you were googling things all
the time. Do I want to know what you were googling?
Speaker 8 (20:48):
No?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It was just like the randommest things, like if I
had like a weird pain, I'd be like, pain here
and here while pregnant?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Is this normal?
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Oh no? And before long it's like there are seven
babies in there with foreheads. Oh no, not the Steven
babies with forehead situation. I mean, it tells you the
worst thing, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
And then it's always like, okay, consult your medical professional,
and I'm like, they're gonna think I'm wild if I
call them.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised that the doctors aren't calling up
people well, mainly because they don't listen to us. But
if they did, I think they would be like that.
They would tell you that Google's the worst possible thing,
because if everyone walks in thinking that it is the
worst possible scenario, and it is usual in my experience,
it has never been what Google said it was ever Yep.
So anyway, everything's okay, Yeah, everything's okay now.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
But you know the you know, thinking about it in
the past and like, uh this, I just don't want
it to get worse and keep doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
All right, Well, you stay off there, You stay off
of there, Kim. All right, have a good day, you too,
Love you guys, Thanks for listening. Love you too. If
you have an initial call here, I'll tell you it's
not what you think it is. I'll tell you. I'll
talk you out the ledge, even though I'm doing the
same thing myself. Hey, Karina, Hi, Hi, So what happened
with Google?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
So my friend the thing that searching every sign and symptom. Ever,
so she would record herself crying at three am and
send it to us after convincing herself that she's like, oh,
I have cancer now, and then we would have to
talk her off the ledge every single time for every
new disease that she has.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
I think your friend needs to seeks a mental health
treatment because anyone who's taking video of themselves crying and
then sending it is that necessary? Like can you just
call me crying and then I'll know you're crying? Like
why do I need to mass distribute my drama?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
The visual reference just always helps.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
You know, Yeah, Like I would believe you, Like if
you called me a saman I was crying all night
because I think I have cancer from the Google told
me that, Like that's good enough. I don't need to
see the video of your crying necessarily true, right, But anyway,
she's okay, though I bet she didn't have it, right,
no cancer, no cancer.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Yeah, because of Google search. She did diagnose her for
your husband with like a weird mole, so she'd actually
caught him.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Hey, well you've just done did everything we did for
the last twenty minutes. So it turns out Google was right,
So Karina have a good day. She's like for the
last twenty minutes. By Google's never right, Yeah, but then
we did. We were able to discover a very rare
mole and save the man's life. See, okay, well, don't
listen to us. The biggest stories of the day. Still
stand by the whole don't trust Google over a doctor thing.
(23:21):
But someone dm me Fred on air and said that
someone they knew was able to diagnose cancer based on
Google analyzing their blood test results. Well, at least you
were basing something off of a real fact, right, like
a test, like if you look at your own, which
I also think is a bad idea. Like a friend
of mine is dealing with the form of a prostate cancer.
(23:46):
Unfortunately he's gonna be okay, but you know, he's been
going through the process. And what I don't understand that
they do, I actually don't understand. I guess you have
a right to see it. But he went for an
MRI or something, and then they post the results onto
your chart that you can go and log on and
look at. But his appointment to get the analysis from
his actual doctor wasn't for days later, so he was
(24:06):
able to log in and see the test results. But
they're in like medical ease, you know, so like he
doesn't so he's like he calls me to like, well,
I think I have a real problem here, but he
didn't know, because so part of me is like, maybe
don't I don't know, Maybe don't put stuff up there
until you've explained it to me, Like I have a
right to have access to all of my results, right,
but yeah, like maybe we hang on to that until
(24:29):
and it turned out that he was right, but unfortunately,
but it wasn't maybe as bad as he thought it was,
but it wasn't good. Nonetheless, It's like, so that would
be the worst for me, Like if you were a
little alert, like, hey, you're my chart has a test result,
Like they'll put your blood test results up there, yeah,
abnormal and you're like and then you don't, I don't
necessarily and a lot of like the blood tests are
(24:50):
pretty standard. Then it will usually tell you like what
normal is and what normal isn't right there, so you
can kind of look and say okay, but otherwise I
don't know what languages is in I have no idea
what that means.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Have you done that though, like just google what you
are like lowing or whatever?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, no, I have before and then it say, oh, yeah,
I can't believe you're still I can't believe you're a
live to type.
Speaker 12 (25:06):
This is what Google will say normalized not posting a
results until doctor calls.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Talking about this. Maybe maybe someone can correct me or
tell me if I'm right. But TikTok about this very topic.
I think maybe in Europe they don't do that. Like
in Europe, maybe they don't post their results until someone's
talked to you about them first, so that you don't
misread them. Because well, none of us went to medical school.
So but yeah, that makes I mean, I get least you,
at least you were asking questions to the interwebs about
(25:34):
actual information as opposed to I have a I have
a pain in my leg. Well, and Kiki, I will say,
you're really dedicated to fighting this, Yes, this ailment of yours.
I want to live bro. Yeah, and I posted on
my social you can see what Kiki's not doing during
songs and commercial breaks. So she's really trying to combat this. Yep,
this target, this blood cloth, it doesn't exist. But yeah,
(25:56):
join our YouTube live. I'll show you our stretches together.
Those are stretches, we can do those together. Yeah, wow
are you and well I'll see you this afternoon, we'll
go running with Gideon. You're ready to go. And I
did it yesterday, which I could not believe that my
trainer actually took me outside. Gideon the Assassin actually took
me outside and we ran. It was ninety three degrees.
(26:19):
I don't really understand what he's trying to do with this.
But he ran too, so it's not like I was
the only one. Now. He also has run like eight
marathons this morning, so I mean he's probably more qualified
to run in But when you go to a place
where that is usually packed with runners and no one
else is running, that's usually a sign that it's not
(26:41):
a great idea. Yes, Gideon, like we're stretching him. I'm like, hey,
just a heads up. Normally by now, fifty people would
have run by us. Zero people have run by us, Gideon,
So why would I, of all people be qualified to
do this right now? And we did it, though, But
it was the first major heat wave and we're experiencing
it right now of the summer. It brought record breaking
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heat to cities across the Northeast on Monday, with some
of the hottest temperatures that we've seen in a century.
It's called a heat dome. Jason. The expansive heat dome.
We don't want this kind of heat dome brought temperatures
above ninety degrees for more than one hundred and ninety
million Americans in the East. And it wasn't just the
high temperatures making people feel miserable. Humidity is soaring, with
two points rising into the seventies. Chicago, Cleveland, Louisville, Kentucky, Nashville,
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Raleigh felt well over one hundred degrees. It was so
hot in Cape Girardo, Missouri on Sunday that roads began
to buckle. The dramatic video literally shows roads snapping while
people are driving on them. That's how hot it's been.
So be careful everyone, drink water, stay inside. Do not
go running like an idiot like me. There's a treadmill
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for that. At least air conditioning can blow at you
while you're also running. That's got to be better for you.
Google it experts warn why you should never use your
phone on the toilet. Wait a minute, that might have
something to do with why your leg hurts, Kiki because
you're tiktoking on the toilet.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
You might not be wrong because I spent a lot
of time there and like to the point where my
legs fall asleep.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
See now this is what I'm talking about. So it's
very bad for you. This is why this is a
big story today because and I'm guilty of the same thing.
Like I'll go in there and I'll do my business,
but I'm I'm scrolling or emailing or texting or doing
whatever I'm doing it before long, it's been ten minutes
and the business has been concluded for some time now.
It can cause health issues like hemorrhoids from sitting too long,
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and our little Bella was complaining about those a couple
of weeks ago. And this may be the reason why
your phone also gets covered in germs, which can be
worse than the toilet. Seed flushing spreads bacteria that can
land on your phone in your hands, even if you
wash your hands, then you touch your dirty phone afterwards
and it cancels out. So a lot of reasons why
we shouldn't be using our phone in the toilet. What's
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attempted murder? What should someone said that's attempted murder? What's
attempted murder? Oh well maybe the running, Maybe the running
was Yeah, we're looking into it. I googled, whether I
can assume I googled a lot of things this morning.
So consumers have ranked the most satisfying fast food restaurant.
And you know, I love a food story, especially a
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fast food story. Guilty pleasure. I love fast food, and
I don't care. I'm happy to admit it. I'm comfortable
with myself to just say that I love it. But
what would you guys vote number one most satisfying fast food?
And I don't think that. I mean, just won't surprise
you to learn what it is. But it's not mine.
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What's your most satisfying fast food? Taco Bell? See, I
would say Taco Bell, and it's satisfying. It really isn't
like thinking about I'm going to go to Taco Bell
later or I'm going to get Taco Bell, and then
like on the way to Taco Bell, you're excited, and
then looking at the menu you're excited, and ordering you're excited,
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and then sometimes you've been eating it. But as soon
as I ate, as soon as it's cons oomed, I
immediately feel regret. And then whatever happens next, Oh no,
it's not good.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
No regrets mess up my stomach.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Oh boy, yeah me neither. I'm going to cancel my plans,
like get Taco Bell's a commitment, Like, oh, you cancel
the rest of the day. Yeah, it was for you,
Taco Bell.
Speaker 12 (30:16):
No, I love Taco Bell now. But white Castle, you guys,
I had it the other day. There's another one. You're
gonna kill me. Fred I ate it in bed. I
know you hate that eating in bed. I know I'm sick.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
You may as well eat it on the toilet with
your phone and your blood clod.
Speaker 12 (30:28):
Honestly, it watching a TV show and in the show
they were eating it.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
And I looked at Hobby and I was like, it's
ten o'clock.
Speaker 12 (30:35):
It's Friday night, Like we shored some some white Castle.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
I thought he'd be like, no, big back, We're not
doing that.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You look over at him and then go, it's Friday night.
It's ten o'clock, and Hobby like he starts to take
his pants off, and it's like, nope, not not yeah, yeah, yeah,
you'll be taking them off later. But now for the.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Reason that you think, clip your toenails, and you know it.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
Would I love you so much like a sister, I
would divorce you for that. You know what, clip your
toenails in bed. All it would take is one time
I roll over in a little slighty nail. I'm done,
I'm done, I'm done. That's the final straw. And then
I roll over and there's a little white castle box
next to it. I'm like, get out, get out, get
a rough week at the he as a kid, and
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get out.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Than I go with Paulina Hey, get himkik.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
You clip your toenails. No no, no no.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
No, but she is big tim like down to the
white castle box, to the yes.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, Oh, Chick fil A. Chick fil A was one
of the highest in customer satisfaction for the eleventh consecutive year.
Uh so that's what people say is the most satisfying
fast food shame. A careless tourist has sparked fury in
Italy after he damaged a priceless eighteenth century painting while
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trying to take a selfie. Oh so this guy was
in the museum in Florence and he decided to he
wanted to take a selfie of himself in front of
a a very rare painting which I'm not even going
to a it's a medici. Wow. I know Camlin has
a few of them in her home, not this particular one.
I'm always going over there taking self if she has
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a velvet rope in front of it, though you can't
get too close to me. Her Medici painting, which I
feel stupid. I feel like I should know what that is,
but I think I've probably even seen it. But the
visitor's right idea soon became an embarrassing blunder when he
lost his balance, fell through the painting, and there's now
a hole in the middle of the thing. Museum staff
were quick to identify the guy and reporting him to
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police for causing the damage.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Is the American I can't tell, Okay.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
I wish I knew. I hope not. It's kidding, it
really is. In firefight and this was all over the place.
This morning firefighters had to rescue a guy who got
stuck in the chimney of a Connecticut Parks building while
trying to retrieve his dog from a bathroom when the
doors automatically locked for the night. So they were called
Sunday morning to this place in Bristol. This is in
Connecticut burglary complaint where someone said that this guy was
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in the chimney. They were able to get the guy
out after removing parts of the chimney and the building,
causing ten grand worth of damage. Do we not just
figure out who owns the place and call and say, hey,
can I come in the front door? Knock knock him here?
My dog is in there. Do we have the chimney?
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Nice?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
It's National Detroit Style Pizza Day shout out to Kaylin
and National Hydration Day, which couldn't come at a better time.
That could be it? Maybe your dehydrated key, I think so,
drink some water, do your little moomo stretches whatever you're
doing over there, starting now, and everything will be fine.
The Entertainment up fort is next for Caitlin's Entertainer Report.
He is on The Fresh Show.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
Singer Jesse Jay says that she's undergone surgery for breast
cancer and is now resting at home while awaiting her results.
In a post on social the thirty seven year old
antered doctor, surgeon and all the nurses who cared for her,
sharing a series of photos and videos from her time
in the hospital. She described the post as the honest
highs and lows of the last forty eight hours and
(34:01):
promise to always show the good and the hard bits
of any.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Journey she goes through.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Jesse revealed her breast cancer diagnosis at the beginning of June,
so wishing her the best while she awaits her results.
Carti b announced her very long awaited sophomore album, am
I the Drama. It's gonna drop on September nineteenth. She
shared the news on Instagram with the cover art. Am
I the Drama will have twenty three tracks, including.
Speaker 13 (34:27):
Wop which we've had for eighty four years up in
her new single Outside, which she dropped Friday. Carti released
her debut album, Invasion of Privacy in twenty eighteen. Truly,
I feel like the meme of that old lady from Titanic,
like it's been eighty four years Carty, So I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
But yes, Wop is going to be on there. I
don't know if you guys have heard about that song.
Miss Dolly Parton and other music News is performing in
Vegas this December, marking her first residency there in over
three decades. She will take the stage at the Coliseum
at Caesar's on December fourth, six, seventh, tenth, twelfth, and thirteenth,
and tickets for her upcoming shows will go on sale tomorrow,
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so look out for that if you are a Dolly fan, I.
Speaker 2 (35:09):
Would love to see her in Vegas.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
And lastly, Tony Gonzalez will watch his ex Lauren Sanchez
Mary Jeff Bezos this week the Hall of Fame titand
who shares a son with Lauren, who I think turned
nineteen this week. They were celebrating with that foam party
and dinner on his yacht. Is the is on the
guest list for the big wedding in Venice along with
his wife October Yes that's her name. And while it's
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pretty unusual for access to attend weddings, Tony and Lauren
have kind of a different relationship. Laurence told The Wall
Street Journal in twenty twenty three that initially there was
friction between the two following their breakup in like the
early two thousands, but now considers Tony and his wife
her best friends, which is really wild but very cool.
Tony's actually been seen partying with Lauren and Bezos as
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recently as this year. He actually vacationed with them back
in January on Bezos megga yacht, which is wild. So
Lauren's ex husband, however, Patrick Whitesell, who's the executive chairman
of a major agency in Hollywood will not be there,
so not all of her excess are getting the invite.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
But she has a nice little list a gentleman, doesn't she.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
I feel like if if I broke up with a
woman on my terms and then she goes and gets
with Jeff Bezos and I get invited on vacations that
Jeff Bezos, the riches, one of the richest men in
the world's paying for I'm fine.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
With this totally. And he brings his wife, That's what
I mean.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Like, I'm good. I you know, you didn't dump me
for him, you know, I'm assuming I don't know, And
so we're good. And now I'm on some PGA going
to some place I can't afford to go to, and
someone else is picking up the tab. Okay, this is
a great deal.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
I mean, I'm not mad at it.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
I would vacation with my ex under those terms, Yes,
I would, would you if if the breakup occurred on
my terms?
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yes, Now again, if you cheat on me with him
and then wind up with him, and then you're calling
me going, hey, do you want to come on the
PGA to go.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
And no, I honestly still might go. It's Jeff Bezos.
You know, that's a nice ship.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
But like, there's no way that I'm reaching for my
wallet with Jeff Bezos under any circumstances. I'm sorry, nobody,
I'm not. I'm just not. There's no he has more.
He made more money while we ate dinner than I'll
ever make in my whole life. Like I'm not not
even like alligator arms, Like I'm not even reaching for the.
Speaker 2 (37:19):
W I'm a personality higher at that point.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
You're you're right, You're you're paying, You're just paying like that,
I'm sorry you get that much money. So yeah, I'm
going because they're probably going some ways I couldn't even
get into.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Would you bring like a gift at least like you
if he had a party?
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah maybe by the guy. Maybe maybe I can't. Yeah, yeah,
a nice candle. I give him nice candle.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
A line he would like spin on my wine though another.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Thing, whatever wine I could afford. It's like it's it's like,
what do you he his dogs or something like you
know what I mean? Like, no, there's's no point in
even trying to spend money on that guy.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Yeah, so I guess I guess it makes sense that
he's down to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (37:54):
That's the whole ship.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
But yeah, he is in Venice with his wife and
he's going to watch his ax literally get married this week.
Speaker 2 (37:59):
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