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October 20, 2025 33 mins

Kaelin tells us about Sabrina Carpenter's SNL performance where she drops two f bombs! Plus, Keke gives us an update on the wedding planning.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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of peace and quiet?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Paulina like money wise?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Right?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Currency?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah yeah usd yeah, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
We could not work in Canadian dollars. I'd have to
figure out the exchange. You know. It's not great one
point it's better for us, No, yes it is.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I got less in Canada the other way.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's the other way. I was just there the other
way around one point four.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
You're over there, correct, But when you bring it here,
I think Canadian dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yes, why are you shopping in Canadian dollars and I
told you there are a lot tougher when you do
it that way, So yeah, I don't Yeah right, Why
don't worry about it? Why why are we moving money
to Canada? And Mack, I told you, don't move it
that way. Okay, that's not a good way to do it.

(01:35):
Our money is worth more than their money right now, girl, Okay.
And the way that they're retaliating is by sending smoke
right in our faces.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Girl, Kayla Christopher, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Sometimes I just know I love you. I love you deeply,
but you like stand on business and it's exactly the opposite.
What would you guys do in this situation? A twenty
six year old man his fiance found out that the
diamond he gave her was not real. It was moisonite,
a moistnite diamond. So he explained that he recently graduated
and couldn't afford a real diamond, so he chose, I

(02:10):
guess a lookalike jem that's way more affordable but shines bright.
So he didn't. I guess he was going to get
around to telling her that he essentially bought her a
fake diamond, but he just kind of never got around
to him. All the excitement about the ring and about
being engaged in whatever else, Well, here comes the drama.
While shopping for wedding bands, the jeweler revealed the ring's

(02:32):
true identity, and his fiance was not impressed, stormed out,
ditched the ring, locked herself in the bedroom, and he's
been sleeping on the couch ever since. He says he
didn't mean to deceive her. He wanted to make her
feel special, but now he's wondering if the truth delay
cost him more than a comfy bed. I'd be wondering
if I'm marrying the right person. Right, you're worried about

(02:54):
if she's mad at you. I'd be worried if I
marry the right person.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's pretty dramatic.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Now. It would be one thing if he prepared those
to her, gave her this, this huge ring and then
said it, told her this is one hundred percent real,
like I spent thousands and millions of dollars on it.
I spent tens of thousands of dollars on this thing.
You used to be so grateful to me for this.
That would be one thing. But I don't think he
did that. I think he gave her the ring and
he didn't tell her that it wasn't real, and she
was so excited about it, Like why would you sort
of shoot yourself in the foot like that? Like immediately

(03:20):
like here here is this gesture we're getting engaged like
in this beautiful ring, by the way, fake. I don't
think anybody would do that. You were, I mean not
right then again, I mean, he didn't lie and say
it was real. He just didn't tell her that it wasn't.
And what difference does it make? He proposed to her
It's a symbol, right, So what would you guys do
in this situation, like if roles were reversed, because obviously

(03:42):
you guys, many of you were the ones receiving the
ranks hopefully well not Yukiki, but you're not wrong, yeah,
I mean would you okay? Would you truly be okay
with a fake ring from Big Tim over? No ring?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
At this point, absolutely, my ring must be real because
I've waited this.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Long and part of his reasoning is money, right, it
has to be real.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
It has to be what I like at this point, now,
if we were just if we were being Hamy and
his girlfriend and you know, young whatever, sure, whatever you
give me, I'm happy. We'll we'll upgrade later. But now
it's too far in a game. But however, if I
was in this situation, I would be question if I
want to marry you after you reacted like that over
a moistnight ring, they're still there's still a.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Ring, yeah, Phill Diamond. Well, And the thing is like
in Big Tim's case, if in fact he's been telling
you all this time, for seven eight years ever long
it's been that he's waiting to save up to get you,
then he can't give you a fake ring after all that.
Absolutely not, he can't. He has to give you a
very nice ring. If he's been saving for all this
time and that's the only reason that he hasn't proposed
to you, then the ring better be legit. Absolutely. But

(04:45):
if you're young and you don't have a lot of
money and it's starting out in life, and you're really
in love and intent on getting married, and that's what
you could afford and that's what you give the person,
then so long as you don't lie about it, so authenticity,
I guess I don't see the.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Problem, right, No, No, I agree with that. I am
somebody who actually is married for two years. Now technically
I she's actually married, not not the fraudulent marriage. We thought,
like no one really believes it, but you're telling me
it's real, Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
I very much toificate around all the time.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
I mean I was there right right, you got your
diploma and then your marriage certificate.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I carry about.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I was present for the fake wedding. I thought it
was weird that you had your college diploma in your
hand when you got married. You know, you're proud of
I got.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Things approve, you know all the time, so whip them
both out.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
But I honestly feel that this could just be me
speaking now that I'm on the other side of this.
But like a lot of the stuff doesn't matter, and
I promise you it doesn't. Like I know, people do
the whole you know, big ring. You know, we're in
tons of debt thing, they do the big wedding. We're
in tons of debt, We're in tons of debt.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
They do a whole thing.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
And now that I'm on the other side of it,
and I look at it and I'm like, very happy
that I didn't do a Yahoo wedding because I wanted
a got who house. Like when I go yeah, who backyard,
So I knew like where my priorities stood.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
And I think a lot of people forget that.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
When it comes to marriage, like, yes, the ring and
the wedding and all that, it should.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Be special and beautiful. And I agree, and it should
be what you want.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm not shaming you for wanting what you want, but
when you look at the other side of things, like honey,
this economy and the way that things are with housing,
and just the bigger picture of marriage, because when you
get married, you're going to combine your life together, so
like are we going to upgrade our home, our cars?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Are we going to have children?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Like?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
These things to me are more important and cost a
lot of money.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's Pauline, it sounds like this. This woman would rather
this twenty six year old man go into debt, yes
on a ring he can't afford for something that looks
the same as what she wound up receiving. Now again,
if he said to her, oh, you should be so
grateful to me because this is so real and so expensive,
well that's a lie. That's awful, you know, that would
be if you're passing it off as something that it's not.

(06:43):
But it's the symbol, right, And I know it's easy
for me to say because I don't think I could
probably I probably couldn't get away with that, you know,
getting somebody a fake ring. But I also I've also said,
for as long as you've done this show that I
don't think anybody should be spending money on a ring
that they don't have, because to your point, it's like,
why am I spending I'm not going to go into
debt and pay interest on a ring that I can't afford,

(07:03):
so that to keep up with the Jones, that's what
it is, so that you can brag to your friends
about how basically how broke I am, you know what
I mean. And then and then and it's going to
hold us. If it's going to hold us back from
paying bills or upgrading our home or having a home
or whatever, well, then that it defeats the purpose, doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
I think.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
So I feel like these things, like again, they don't
matter as much as we think they are.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I mean, you're entitled to.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Want what you want.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
I'm not trying to take that away from anybody, but
I'm telling you, like, these things are expensive and it's
not worth it to post on Instagram so that my
little friend from high school that I don't even talk to
anymore can see my ring. I see this happen in
real life all the time, and I'm like, this is goofy,
my hot take.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
Jayson Mike the Mechanic proposes with a Mois and Nite ring.
Would you accept it? Is?

Speaker 4 (07:44):
What is the Yeah it's actually a diamond?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Oh okay, diamond. Yeah, it's like chemically a diamond, but
it's not like it's not a natural diamond. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
You can never tell.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Those two would take a onion ring a ring.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I would not care. And imagine how stupid you look,
because now that he's broke, you're gonna have to go
ask somebody for money to pay for your mortgage. But
you know you out here begging for money, but you
got this big.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
A ring on your finger that happens every day every day.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Well that's crazy. Lorden asked the question is withholding lying?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I think so sometimes.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I mean he knew what he was doing. He definitely
knew what he was Easy. You give someone a ring
that looks like a traditional diamond ring, you're clearly passing
it off for tradition. You're passing it off for being real.
Because if you hand me an engagement ring that looks
like every other engagement ring that looks like a diamond,
I guess I'm assuming it's a diamond. But I guess
I also don't know why it matters. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I feel like it only matters to people who don't
have one, like people with the rings don't never think
about like, you know, I want to.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
It's a ring real, like who cares?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
And the other thing is like many many years to
go before lab grown diamonds worth thing it did. If
you had a huge monster diamond, it did mean someone
spent a ton of money. Now it doesn't necessarily mean
that anymore. Like a big honkerd diamond that's lab grown
in is a quarter of the price of you know
what I mean. So like like you can go get
you a j LO ring you know it looks like

(09:20):
that for a quarter of the price, which still is expensive.
You're still spending money on it, but it doesn't necessarily
Twenty years ago, if you had a four carrot ring,
somebody spent six figures on that. Now if you have
a four carrot ring, it doesn't necessarily mean that, So
I guess I don't know why we're I debate this
all the time, Like if I actually ever did get married,
it would help to have a girlfriend first. But if
I did, Like, would I spend all the money on

(09:40):
a real Honker ring that I always intended I would
do when someone else can go spend a quarter or
less of it and have the same look for less
money and everyone thinks it's the same.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Nobody would know.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
So that's so I don't know. I don't know what
I would do, because you could argue, well, if you
go buy the real thing, it holds its value and
it's worth more. Well who's you might not be selling it?
Like why you you're only selling it if we get divorced.
So I don't know that I want to help you
in a divorce. So I'm going to get you a
fake as ring, I guess, because that way, if you
leave me, then you don't have as much money and
I can keep my money. I don't know, but that

(10:13):
used to be the thing, like if you had a huge,
huge ring, Oh man, that guy loves you. That was
he spent all his money on that. Well, now it
doesn't necessarily mean that because that still happening. Do people
show off their rings, like, I don't know. If I like,
if you had a Mois and Night ring, I wouldn't
be like, that's Mois Then I like, I don't even know.

(10:34):
Is not a lab grown diamond. It's not that's what
someone is texting.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
There's three different kinds.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Lab grown, regular, moist Night, I think is a whole
different jem. It's a whole different thing.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
A gymstone, although a lab created one, okay, but not
a diamond.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Technically, I would want to know, and I don't want
to know.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, I would want to know, And I'd.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Also rather have like an heirloom that's smaller than like
a Mois and Night ring. So I guess I'm a weirdo.
But I do feel like if I'm going to wear
something on me, I should know the facts about it
and what's going on with it. But I wouldn't want
someone to overextend and spend money they don't have.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
I guess I don't know how you do that, Like
someone texted you have a conversation ahead of time about
what's realistic. Because if I give you a ring again,
I'm not going to propose to you you're so excited,
you're happy. Oh, it's so beautiful, and they go by
the ways fake. No, I'm not gonna do dad.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
You feel me out before, like, hey, what do you
think of those mois night rings?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
If I'm like new then you know, yeah, but don't
do it when you're on the dock on one knee.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You know, Calon's entertainment report. He's on the Fresh Show.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Over the weekend, Sabrina Carpenter served as both post and
musical guests on SNL. Did her song Nobody's Son, a
banger where she actually sang out the lyric he servefd
me up twice uncentered.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
The f bombs aired live in.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
The East Coast, and I think the Peacock broadcast while
many West Coast viewers heard those lines, but they were
muted obviously. I'm sure because of the FCC in the whole.
You know, you can't drop an F bom on TV.
So I don't know what happened there because I don't
know if they're supposed to self censor or I mean,
I'm sure they have a dump button like we do.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
We definitely need one on our show.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Post Malone is facing a lawsuit filed by a part
time limo driver, Larry dule he goes by. He alleges
he was in the twenty twenty music video for Tommy Lee,
but was never paid.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Larry says that he drove some artists to.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
The shoot at Post's Ranch, where he was asked to
roll out a carpet open some doors for several shots
in the music video, under the understanding that he would
be quote taking care of He says no payment was made,
no release form was signed allowing his name or likeness
to be in the music video, but it was. He
filed in Utah. He seeks seven and a half for

(12:44):
punitive damages and two and a half million that is
indirect damages, so lots of money.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I don't know if he's going to get that, but
I will keep you updated.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
And lastly, during the Chicago stop I'm sure you saw
this online of the Boy's Mind tour on Saturday, Brandy
left mids mid performance, leaving Monica to complete the show
all by herself. Video show Brandy hinting that she needed
a moment, she said, give me a second, y'all. She
never came back, resulting in the show ending earlier than expected.

(13:13):
The pair's iconic duet never was performed.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
The whole name of the tour. They didn't do the song.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
She later said that she was dehydrated about to faint
after intense rehearsals, but then also titled technic cited technical
sound issues as compounding the problems. She thanked Monica for
stepping in and promised to resume the tour in Indie
on their next stop. But yeah, that was going viral.
By the way, if you missed any part of our show,
you want to catch up, tip The Fred Show on

(13:40):
demand on the free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I know we talked about this a while back, but
it still continues to blow my mind. Eight five five
five nine one one three five you can call it
text the same number. But recently, Chloe Kardashian shared new
details on her decision to allow Tristan Thompson in the
hospital room when she gave birth to their first baby together.
True back in twenty eighteen, it was just days after

(14:02):
she learned that he had cheated. And here's what she
had to say.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
And I had an affair. It was public, and I
gave birth forty eight hours later and people were like,
do you want him in the hospital? Room when you're
giving birth and it was my first baby, and I said,
I do, and we're all going to pretend, because of
course I had to have all my siblings in the
room and my mom and I said, we're gonna all
it's going to be hard for you guys, but let's
all act like this didn't happen, because my daughter's going

(14:29):
to see this home footage one day and I don't
want her to ever see to know this was I
was thinking for my daughter. True, and I get sad
if I ever see myself because I can tell I'm
blink and it's an out of body experience. I just
went into autopilot and I just went into I'm not here.
I was not present, but my body was there.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I gave birth.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
I did what I have to do, but it was
for her. I thought of her, and I was like,
for her memories. I want her to.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Know her dad.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I was in the room.

Speaker 6 (15:01):
And then when it was done, you know, he went
along because I was like, I can't talk to you,
but like when I put my home camera down, but
I made sure to do what I needed to.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Do for her. Well, that is a mature human being.
That is a strong mature human being. I am not.
I am not if I gave birth. Okay, first of all,
First of all, we would need to pass out, well
you need. You would have to knock me out as
soon as you told me that I was pregnant and
then not wake me up until it's over, because I

(15:33):
don't think there's any part of the process that I
could handle. I'm serious, I agree, and I don't think
most men could. And I know I know that's going
to get some guys going. But you know what guys do,
you don't even want to find out, So there's no
point in even challenging this. There's like, there's no point
in even hitting me up and being like, I don't know,
fred I think I could. No, you don't want. You
don't want to know, So just let's not. All I'm

(15:55):
saying to you is women are incredible for your ability.
We are to endure this, among other things, but I
would There's no way. There's no way I find out
two days ago you cheated on me, and then I'm
just going to go through this extremely stressful process. I'm
going to be totally exposed and wide open, that's right,
and vulnerable. And then you get to come in there,

(16:17):
and I have to look at you, well, bringing a
baby into the world. I'm sorry. I think you lost
your right when you cheated on the mother of the
child that's being born. I think you lost your right
to be there.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
I agree with you, truthfully, though.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
My heart breaks for her because she even said to
herself she goes on a body experience like when you
give birth, Like I think that is one of the
most I don't even know what to call it, like
the riskiest like difficult things to do in the world.
That's actually very like you know, it's life threatening, right,
I always say, anything can change in a second. You
think you're going to go in deliver this way, next thing,
you know, you're being wheeled away, right, and there's doctors
that emergencies sections, like anything could happen.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
And the fact that I'm dealing with this of giving.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Birth to our daughter and then I have the piece
of crap that is you the baby daddy who cheated
on me next to me, Like I I my heart
breaks for her because like she's dealing with so much
in that moment, and I just I whatever. But my
other thing about that is like, yeah, you're not coming in,
You're not coming in the room.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Was that your other thing? I think that was the
same thing. Yeah, I was pretty clear where you were
going with this. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Hearing her, I was like, I teared up, broke my heart.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
But she's so much sure, she is so much better
than me as a human, as a life, as a mother.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh no, in that sense though, Like I could never
let them in. There is no better or worse.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
It's whatever she whatever each mom feels like they need
to do and how they feel like they can get
through it. It does sound sad because I know a lot
of mothers feel that beautiful experience.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
You know, when you're giving birth and when the baby
comes out. And I hate that she was an autopilot.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
But I don't think anyone can speak about it unless
you've given birth or been in that situation.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
You know, No I can speak about it. The person's
not coming. My ex is not coming. Yeah, we know
you're I don't know that I would even expect to
be there, you know, because it's it's going to be
it's her. It's gonna be the people in her life
that she chooses to be there more than likely know.
When I know, you know, my mom or my friends
aren't coming, you know, to the birth. It would be
she and her closest sort of you know, tribe, and

(18:06):
so I'm not. So I'm going to be entirely unwelcome anyway.
Everyone hates me, you know if I'm the cheater.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Oh now, you're not the woman giving birth. I'm sorry
both sides.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Okay, I'm a I'm a multi faceted actor. Okay, I
can this is more. This is more for one man's
show going on right now. I'm playing ball the roles
follow along, Kalen. Okay, what total, complete and total focus here.
This is coming to Broadway soon, slightly off Broadway, but
it's you know, it's fine. Okay, you haven't had much
to say. My thing here is also, I also understand

(18:40):
that it's a once at a lifetime deal, like that's
only going to happen once. And so do you, in
fact do what she did and bury whatever you're feeling
in the moment so that that experience isn't ruined, because
I don't know what's who is to say that she
doesn't forgive him down the road, I don't think that's happening.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
But yeah, she took him back, she did, so yeah,
I mean yeah right, Yeah, that explains that. But I
would not allow you in the room while I'm giving birth.
You would be able to meet your daughter after after
I pop around and we're all prepped and ready, my
makeup's done. You can come stay hi to your baby,
but then you need to leave immediately after, or you

(19:18):
need to go in the guest room, you know, wherever
they whatever y'all got at the hospital.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
But you will not be whatever you'all got at the hospitals.
And somebody comes out and tells me that I had
a boy or a girl, and I go, okay, I
guess I'll go back to work now.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
You actually are going to be in the emergency room
dealing with me.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (19:41):
You can go wait down there and we'll make sure
you see the baby. But yeah, you're not going to
get the privilege of sitting there watching me do a
miracle with God.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
But you know, Mile, yeah, you know, she stares at
her another region to America.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
That thing's gonna be working, and you're not gonna get
to sit there and see that process.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
No, I thought you were just going to say enjoy
I'm like, I don't know if anyone's enjoying it. Well, actually, yeah, no,
he lose the privilege. Yeah, I know, I don't. I
don't have it. Somebody said, uh, let me see this.
What does this text here? Mmmmm? She also helps race
dream as well.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah's you don't really don't deserve her, and y'all need
to leave her alone forever.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
She's an angel amongst us.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Call it what it is, babe, it's effing traumatic. Somebody said, yeah, see,
there you.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Go, babe, it is traumatic. Yeah you want to call
it traumatic, I'll call it traumatic with you. Yeah, he
absolutely is. That's why he won't be there if my
man cheated on me, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
How do I don't know we ever talked about this.
How did Hobby do? Because Hobby your husband, who is
a firefighter and paramedic. We were concerned about how he
was going to hold up with the sight of all
the all of the things that you see when this happens.
And I think you were concerned not only you know,
about how he was going to hold up, but whether
he was going to be of any value to you
during the prime says I don't know if we were
followed up on that. How'd the man do?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
The man's a great he is a yeah, he's a
fireman paramedic for a living.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
But he wanted to pass out.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
I could tell, like, I think he at his face,
that man wanted to pass out, and he was trying
so hard not to look right.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
He was trying his hardest. But like, what is it
called per field view?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yep, yeah, I know that that was existing in that moment,
so I'm sure he saw some stuff. So he had
one leg, My mom had the other leg. My mother
in law was behind me fanning me.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, all the way back.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
In the back, but put me in the back. The oh.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
And my mom though, was very brave. She was like,
because doctor Mike said, oh, the head's coming out.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Here's the head. My Mom's like, can I see? And
she just left it. I was like, mom, there's.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
No good view, by the way, now, even if you're
by the shoulders where I was when my mom gave
birth to my there's no good view.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
How about like a video feed, you know, you know
something like that.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
Yeah, that's what you would need.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, well no, because I would have to be strong,
because I would have to be supportive, and I would
have to be and what I'm going through is nothing,
obviously nothing. And you're doing all this stuff. I just
I don't like looking at my own stuff. So I
don't like blood and take my blood and faint. That
sounds a little more traumatic to me. I think I'm
gonna be in trouble. I'll tell you what my ex
thing will be there. She cheats on me when I'm

(22:09):
popping that thing that right now? Okay, stories are next. Yeah,
they talk better than they say. Tell me. These are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. Okay, it's like
we're writing in our diaries, except we said him alive.
We called them blogs so we have we have time
for to today, which we haven't in a long time.
Who wants to go first?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Caitlin or Keiki's gonna go first?

Speaker 2 (22:35):
You go here, ladies first, want to hear about what
you got?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Okay, Caitlyn's going first.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Okay, thank you, my dear so dear blog.

Speaker 5 (22:45):
I got a very funny call over the weekend from
one of my friends, my friend Ashley. If you've been
listening for a long time, you may have heard me
speak about her.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
She has two daughters. She's an amazing mom.

Speaker 5 (22:57):
Her daughter Nora, I spoke about it for sure on
that she was born during COVID. So that was a
whole time, like meeting her with the mask on whatever.
I've watched her grow up anyways, so she is very
much a mother. I am very much not a mother.
But I got a call for parenting advice, which I thought, Wow,
I'm very flattered. Ashley called me up and she said, hey,

(23:17):
how should I excuse me? How should I explain an
aura to Nora my five year old daughter?

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Okay? And you know she basically that.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Was on Miss Rachel or something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
So it's that one that was my first question. First
of all, very on brand that you would call me.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Second of all, I was like, why the hell are
you two.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Talking about auras?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Now she's very smart at five, but still and she said,
we were playing this game and that's how it always starts,
and we were doing words that rhyme with Nora. Okay,
and she was like, by the way, she's five, this
is my entire day, all day.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
Every day it's her asking what's that? What's this?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
And you have to try to like make it kid
friendly or explain it in a way that they get it. Anyway,
So this was my first shot. And you guys can
tell me how I did, I said, Nora, And aura
is something that you cannot see, but it's something that
you can feel, like your feelings. So I said, for example,
when your mommy walks into the room, how does that feel?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Does it feel light? Warm, exciting? Does it make the
room brighter?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
And she's also obsessed with Spider Man, I said, And
she's obsessed with the fact that there's good guys who
will always save the day. She's like cause she gets scared.
So I said, Nora, in Spider Man, when no I
did you know I.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Don't have AI you.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Right off the top of your head, this.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
Is the dome off the dome, And I said, in
Spider Man, when the bad guys come into the room,
how would that feel?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Dark? Bad, scary?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
And so I said in aura is kind of a
feeling that you get from a person, and asked.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
She was like, okay, that's better than what I would
have done. Thank you bye. But I was like, do
you do this to everything?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
And she's like, literally everything I have to figure out
how to make kid friendly?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
Is that different? Would you give a an explanation for a
vibe if she was at if she asked you to
explain what a vibe was.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Let me think about that vibe? Yeah, I would.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I would say vibe is more like if you think
someone's like cool, like if they dress well, you know
you're a vibe. Somebody's a fun time. Yeah, I probably would.
I asked her first, I said, well, does she know
what a soul is? Because I gotta know what I'm
working with here in DA Give give me a baseline
of what this this chick understands. So I don't know

(25:30):
if I did well or not, but I was. I
was honestly very flattered. And also, like, how on brand?
What is an aura?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
We may have to ask the question later what did
your kid ask you? And I'm sure it's a lot
of like adult type stuff like you know when a
man loves a woman type stuff, but like what did
your what did your kid ask you? That you had
to explain on the fly, because I don't know if
like Polly or may have asked me what an aura was?
It would it would take me a second to break
it down in terms that I think a five year

(25:56):
old wuld understand. Like that was pretty good, Thank you.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
You have to be careful though, because I were remember
one time on my drive to school, I asked my mom, like,
how do kids you know come here, like the very
classic question, and she said, well, you know, you're with
someone you love and then you just decide to have
a baby and then you do so for like my whole.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Childhood, I thought, you just decide.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
And then the baby pot like I didn't know anything else,
and so you have to be careful because you know
these kids be spreading misinformation.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
You just decide, we've decided.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
And then then it's like I just pictured, you know,
a stork comes, but.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Because a lot of people didn't decide and it came anyway, right,
You know a lot of people like they broke up
and then they got back together one time, and then
it decided to come down. Yeah, you know for that
one time. And yeah, there are a lot of times
where its yeah right, right, decisions a lot of time
decided for you. Yeah yeah, and not when you would

(26:51):
wanted to be decided for you. Yeah, that was good.
I'm proud of you. Good job. I'm very excellent work.
Kik Kik is getting married, guys, I don't know if
you knew.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
That I am getting married, And please don't ask me
to explain anything to a child okay, because I'm just
like child, just wait till you get older, you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Know, just wait. Hey just texted me and as White
took seven and a half years to get you tell
don't move in with a man.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Girl, have seventeen boyfriends until you like one of them.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
But no, So here we are. Yes, I'm getting married.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yes, I'm going to keep talking to y'all about the
sticker prices that I'm running into and the shock value
that I'm having. These experiences are traumatizing. And Friday, I
went through another experience where I was so excited to
go and meet with a wedding decorator because I'm like, Okay,
to really figure out how much this wedding is going

(27:43):
to cost, I need to price out a venue and
I need to price out the decorator. So I'm like, Okay,
I'm excited. I'm walking into this place.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And the moment I walked in, there was this beautiful
like swing.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Set in the lobby, so I was like, I probably
shouldn't be here, right.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Sweets us, Wait a minute, what kind of venues that
we resorted to like play places?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
What are we doing? Swing set? I understand these things
are expensive, kiky, but like, just ask for a loan.
I mean, we don't have we don't have to do
it at a playground.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, no, no, this place is so beautiful.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Take swings traveling park yes, No, wait a minute, romantic swing?
Hold on that way? Are you getting married in a
sex club?

Speaker 5 (28:26):
Now?

Speaker 3 (28:26):
Like?

Speaker 1 (28:26):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (28:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (28:28):
No, I need you to I don't know you see,
have y'all ever been to a romantic spot in a
park where there's like a swing or rolls that's around
them around I can't say.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I have.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
An adult swing, Like I've heard of some romantic swings before,
but that's you know, those are in those are in
members only clubs.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
So y'all need to grow up.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Anyway, we.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Really nice set up in the lobby, So at that moment,
I kind of knew what I was walking into. And
then I went to the back and there was I mean,
I tell you, it was beautiful. It looked like the
set of every like Taylors With Music video, every Tyler
Perry movie.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
It was all this.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
Stuff in the back, all these flowers and just there
was flowers hanging from the ceiling. So anyway, I want
you and I talked to this nice lady. She's so sweet,
and I'm just like, I want that, I want this,
I want all of this, I want everything, and so
I mean she's just like, oh, we're gonna make it
your dream.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
We're gonna she said.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Man, welcome to Secrets Resort.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I want five romantic swings.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
She said, Man, welcome to Ciberus. If you're from Chicago,
then you know.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Like one of those rooms like had everything that you
can imagine.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I'm still trying to figure out where you're trying to
get married. Where are you gonna make us go Kiki
where there are romantic swings and everything you could ever imagine.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Man, I'm just saying it is.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It was so beautiful y'all.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
It was flowers galore, Like everything had flowers of hard
shaped flowers.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It was like big canopies. It was gorgeous.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
So I'm just like telling her, like my dream of
all the stuff that I want, and she's like, okay.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
She's so patient with me.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
She's describing it all, she's writing it out, she's drawing stuff,
and then she's like, Okay, this is the worst part
of my job.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I gotta go and calculate the numbers.

Speaker 4 (30:23):
And I was like, girl, do you have to like,
let's just vibe and so.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Go sit it back to calculate the numbers.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
And then she while she's back there, her assistant comes
out and brings me a tray of drink options.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
So she's like, you know, would you like some water,
some soda?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
What would you like?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
And I'm like, oh, no, that I already know. Yeah,
she comes back, y'all, she sits down the number. Fourteen thousand. Yeah,
fourteen thousand of romantic swings. I can get you a
much better deal.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I mean they might be a little bit pre but
I can get you a much better romantic swigs.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
So what goes into the decoration because I've only ever
heard of weddings where you like use the venues people,
So what what is she covering or what does she
need to come in and do?

Speaker 2 (31:12):
She does everything.

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Flowers, the flowers you know you want them as you
walk down the eye or so, flowers and cays for
the girl's space.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So this is for just flowers. Fourteen grand for just flowers.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yes, it was first for the car. There's flowers, there's fireworks,
there's a stage.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
I'm going to ask for it all I need.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
Okay, So there's like a one stop shop that does
like a dooris and then.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Okay, god, she gives you the you know the little
runway that you walk down.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Runway, create a space with some chairs.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
No, I I need every chair to have a flower
on the chair for y'all centerpieces.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
I mean, she told me she can make candles hanging
from the ceiling.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I wanted it all. And so now, I mean, I'm
still trying to figure out after ten minutes, what kind
of party is this? Actually? Is an eye is white
shut party? You got romantic swings, you got candles hanging
from the ceiling, you got runways. I mean you got yeah, yeah,
this is yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
So now I think I don't know if we're going
to be able to come we as us as I'm
going to be able to afford fourteenth. So I need
to know who got a glue gun because I feel
like we can put.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Yeah, let me tell you something. Let's go to Michael's.
We'll go to Joe Anne's. You know that right hot
little hobby lobby. Let me say this it Before long,
we're gonna have candles hanging from the ceiling and romantic
swings all over the place. It'll be great.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Amazon and TikTok told me that I can make all
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
So wow, and that's just for the runway with the flowers. Man.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
The other problem with going to these appointments, I would imagine,
is that they show you a bunch of stuff you
didn't know that you wanted. Yes, like you didn't know
you needed that, and now now it's going to feel
like you know without if you don't have it, But
you didn't know you needed that. You didn't know it
was your dream after you saw it. Right now to
your dream. But let me tell you something, when I
walk into your wedding, if there are romantic swings abound,

(33:05):
and then I'm going to be so disappointed. I'm gonna
so hard. Right right waiting by the phone, is he
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