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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hottest morning show, Good morning everybody, Wednesday, October first, it's
The Friend Show. Hiklin, Good morning, Hi, Jason Brown, Hi,
Paulina Hike Good morning. Shewby Shelley is here with the
showdown next hour. I believe it's five hundred bucks, five
one hundred dollars. That finally some good money. We had
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
It was like a week.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
A dark time was like a week, which, Yeah, five
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Speaker 2 (00:43):
What are you working on?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
K We are now learning a little bit more about
this Keith Urban Nicole Kidman divorced.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
So Kiki, prepare yourself. You're not going to be happy. Also, Fred,
you're going to absolutely.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Freak out when you figure out who has a writing
credit on the upcoming The Life.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
Of a show Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Okay, if I'm gonna freak out, you're.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
In a great way.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Wow, this is gonna be your I know you're already
a massive swifty. This is gonna massive massive, This is
gonna be your album of hers. I think, wow, wow,
I think it's your kind of wait a minute, and maybe.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I I can't wait. I'm on the edge of my See, Caitlyn,
you did it. You did it with the world class tease.
You even hooked me. Wow, this is why we don't
win awards. What if you have an issue or a
phobia or anything with yeah, well, and then then here's
a song and then we'll go back and do it
(01:37):
with eating out by yourself.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, you don't have a problem with her. You won't
do it.
Speaker 7 (01:43):
Oh, I don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm gonna say what which which no.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Nice question?
Speaker 3 (01:49):
You're like, no, is that no I don't care? Or no,
I won't do it? So that's no, you don't care.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So you'll go to a.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Restaurant and you'll just you'll go into Chili's and you'll
say table for one.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yeah, no, I mean I'll be on like Instagram live
but yes for one.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh you're one of those yes.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
So you'll sit there and do a live in the
middle of the restaurant to my friends. Yeah, now, could
you do it without your phone?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Why would I do that?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
What am I doing?
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Just looking at the margarita Poe?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
But could you do it without talking to anyone?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Like? Could you walk into the chilies the said chilies
and say table for one and have a seat and
then just sort of sit back? And I mean, I
don't I don't have to be talking to someone. I
don't have to be on the phone. I probably shouldn't be.
It's a restaurant.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Oh wait a minute, what I don't.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Think you need to be.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't think you should be talking on the phone
to people at a table in the restaurant by yourself.
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I don't know. I don't.
Speaker 8 (02:44):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I don't usually see people talking on the phone in restaurants, okay,
certainly not doing full on lives with their tripod and
their lighting system. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I
guess if you're by yourself, who cares. But if I say,
someone just sitting there and booth by the on the
phone by themselves, I.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Think it would be kind of strange.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It depends on it's on the speaker phone like, I
don't want to have to hear your whole conversation, you know.
But I guess if you just have your AirPod in, like, yeah,
I don't someone on the phone, it's probably if you're
by yourself, then I guess it's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Yeah, I mean, I guess you'd be talking to someone
at the table. I guess I don't know something about
the phone in public that this is a little rude
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Why would you do it, Caitlin, walk in, have a seat,
just the whole experience, all by yourself.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I don't prefer it, but yes I would.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
But you know me, i'd sit at the bar and
talk to them, right, you know all the barfly.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Seems to be a hotel bar bartender.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Yeah, or just a professional bar goer at hotels.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, well, then well the bartender would be the way
to accomplish that. I think it was a professional barger.
I think it's a bartender because you're professional. If you're
getting paid and you're a bar.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Goer, Well I want to sit and drink.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah then that then look, you're not gonna la it's
a bartender. Yeah, you wouldn't, Mary, I wouldn't fire you quickly. Yeah, Jason,
you'd know.
Speaker 8 (04:00):
No.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I could not do that.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
I have gone places and eaten inside, like if I
don't have a server, like if it's like a place
where you go and you order at the register and
then get your food in link. But for me, it's
like sitting down and like I think also to like
working in the service industry, you're like, oh, this one
person is taking up my table A four.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yeah, I guess, but that's not going at all like
this because I'm going to tip you. I mean, you're right,
the tab is gonna be less. But yeah, I think
about that sometimes. Can I do it all the time.
I have no issue with it. I'm traveling. I just
go to restaurants so well I suppose yeah, but I yeah,
there are people.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That are not.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah you know that's where you got to say at
the bar.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, I think there you go. Would you do it?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (04:41):
No.
Speaker 9 (04:42):
So I'm trying to conquer my fears in twenty twenty five,
even though we're almost done with the air So one
of my fears was to eat alone at a restaurant,
like go to a restaurant table over one. Yes, it
absolutely is a fear for me and not because like
it doesn't you know, whatever scare me. It's just something
that I'm not really fully comfortable with because I'd rather
just bring somebody, bring my AirPod, so Johnathan, I about
friend will be in my ear or go to the bar, Like,
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you know, why are people.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
So afraid to be alone?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't understand. It's like a real thing, it really is.
And I do think that I don't know if I
think there are certainly people who are afraid to be
with people. But I think that the number of people
who are my contention is the number of people who
are afraid to be alone far far out weighs the
number of people who are afraid to be with people are.
And I don't know why, Like, why can't people just
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sit with their thoughts?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Hold on?
Speaker 5 (05:28):
I didn't say all that I'm okay being alone, but
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What if you're alone, it's like there's no one to
distract you from whatever's in your head.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
I have things playing. I don't want to get my thoughts.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
But I can be alone, I know, but my thoughts
are scary, you know, So.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Wow, what do you think we're on this? Brain?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
I mean, come on, I bring all this up because
I think there's a restaurant in Spain that's making this
all worse. Yes, but they're making it all worse. Instead
of leaving the other seat empty. If you go into
this restaurant pain by yourself, they put up a cardboard
divider so it supposedly looks less obvious that someone's by themselves. Okay, well,
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soon I see this production, this cardboard divider. It's like,
look at that loser, and not only that, but a
waiter than he's seen in a video placing a giant
stuffed Teddy Bear in the seat opposite the solo diner.
People thought this was insulting and made solo diners feel worse,
not better. Critics of eating alone is normal and doesn't
need to be hidden. So if I go to this
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restaurant in Spain by myself and I'm like table for one,
they'll be like, oh, bring it out, and out comes
the divider, and out comes the teddy bear and the
inflatable or whatever. The blow up dolls sit right across
from me, and it's like, look at this loser. See
now that's a spectacle. Yes, look at this loser. But
if I'm there by myself just to going about my
day like, you know, carrying myself with confidence.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I chose to be here by myself. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
I'm not missing out then. I don't think that anyone
should be looking differently at it.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
They're projecting their feelings onto the diner. Thank you, you know,
saying like we and kids you want this, But really
it's like, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It's like no, no, its just shunned this man. He's
in shame.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
He's sitting alone, and make sure you block him from
his shame.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Help this loser.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
No one right, no one loves this man. Look, he
can't even get anybody to go. I need with him.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Look at it, we need like a bottle girl sign too.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That just says a loser, you know, cancling around here
the whole time.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
You know, I don't. I don't think that they're helping.
They're helping.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Someone said, doesn't Fred not like to go to movies
by himself? I think it's less about going to the
movie by myself and more about I can't remember the
last time that I was super pumped to see a movie.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
I'm going by myself Friday to see the Life of
a show Girl.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, I mean and you'll be in good company, so
it'll be fine. But because I mean, that's like a
very targeted group of people that to sing, right, it's
like a movie concert.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
I got a thing, I gotta thing.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Come on, well, I'm a very sure. It's trip planned
to the Southern Illinois Suluki's football game in Carbondala.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Actually the only place I coul get tickets to Life
of a Sugarl was in cartlond because you didn't because
you didn't explain.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
It to me.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
So now I have to fly down to my own
couple and I have to go there. I had to
go wait, No, I have to go wait in line
to get the album there. I figured the target there.
I can get all thirteen colors target while you're there,
each album like twenty bucks or something.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The CDs are like thirteen or fourteen dollars, like twenty
five thirty bucks.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And the CDs different colors too.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think there are different versions of the CDs. Yeah,
different posts.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Wow, So for the discount price of one hundred and
fifty bucks, I can have the same album thirteen times.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Yes, God, she hates you.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
He's like the Zodiac killer. Like she's already capitalizing things.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She hates you, d I'm sorry, she hates your fans.
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Of alarm and he won the government shutdown, which you mean,
I guess what? No FCC today. Hey, let's go crazy. Sure,
you know we'll say all the things. Oh, I know,
I know. We've had to do a little Uh. We
had to get Kila in a classroom with a whiteboard
to explain to her the things that you can't say
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I'm talking about profane words. If we've dropped a few
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That's like in the Bible of the FCC or something controversialized.
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Well, you also weren't being censored. Well, I guess in
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What can they possibly do? The US government is partially
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but it's officially happened, you guys. AOL has officially shut
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if you want to call them that and the You've
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paid very much, if anything for that Wow, because I mean,
how would he have known at the time that he
was going to be you know, part of the American lexicon.
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You've got mail.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
It's really the end of an era.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
H It is no more doubt.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Or like you pick up the phone, you know, like
your parents would or whatever because they wanted to call someone.
But and there are people listening now who have no
idea what I'm talking about. You used to have to
access we were all young, very young, I will say,
But used to have access the Internet using the phone,
and you would have to like there was a modem
and it would dial a number and then connect to
the Internet that way, and then it would make the
phone line impossible to use until you got off of it.
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It would make these noises as it connected to.
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People used to have an entire room in their house
called the computer room.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Do you guys remember that being dedicated to this big.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yeah, caause it took up like a corner of the room. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Everyone had a computer room.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
Yeah, which is like an office, but like you just
it was so big.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Yeah, you were there, it was there.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, yeah, you remember that one I was in the
computer room.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
What's crazy to me is one hundred and sixty three
thousand US households were using dial up internet still up
until the time that had shut off, and I guess
there are places where you don't have that great internet access,
so it was necessary. But the shutdown also affects AOL
dialer and al Shield browser. Oh Man email and other
services are still working. This is part of a move
to modern internet. Dial up is now mostly a nostalgic memory.
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Door Dash has launched an autonomous delivery robot named Dot
in the Phoenix area including Tempe and Maysup. Dot is
a red, five foot tall robot designed to navigate bike lanes,
roads and sidewalks, making it ideal for delivering small items
like toilet, trees or snacks that don't require a full
sized vehicle. Can carry up to thirty pounds and travel
at twenty miles an hour. The robot uses Doordash's AI
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powered autonomous delivery platform to determine the best delivery method,
whether it's a human driver, a robot, or even a drone.
If the Phoenix roll out successful, then DoorDash plans to
expand Dots operations to other US markets. So now some
like red looking five foot blobble show but at your door,
didn't you say the hotel? Recently one of you did
it was you that had a robot delivered the room service. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
I was in LA and it didn't even give me
the option to choose the robot or a real person.
It just told me that the robot was pulling up.
The robot actually pulled up a block away from my hotel.
I had to go find him or her and the
care you roll up on the robot to scan it.
You can get your food out, and then it does
a little shimmy before it pulls off.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I did a whole video on it because I was
shook and I'm like, I don't like this. Why am
I leaving my hotel room to go find the robot?
The we just just roll with this stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, it is. It's having her before I very eyes.
It's crazy.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
And by the way, the dot was just signed.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
By yeah right, you replacing NASCAR driver?
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Sorry about that?
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, I mean, would you prefer this over room service?
Because I did you know I love a room service.
I know it's extremely expensive, it's it's something like it's
something I occasionally splurge on, and sometimes I can't bring
myself to do it because it's like, okay, wait a minute,
how much is this, But occasionally I'll do it cause
it's like I don't I love it. I love breakfast
and I love room service.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I just do.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
And but like it's weird, especially if you go to
a hotel obviously where someone brings it to you, like
where you're like it's like knocknock dog and you just
woke up. That's that's the beauty of this, right, is
that you just woke up, you didn't get a bed,
and you call someone and said, bringing my eggs now
and then you hang up or whatever. And I'm usually
a little more polite than that, but then it's knock
knock knocked, and then you're kind of maybe still in
your pajamas or something, and then the bed's unmade or whatever,
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and then you open the door and the person's like
holding the tray. Would you like me to set this down?
It's kind of weird. And I got to imagine that people,
these these room service folks, they see some stuff, oh yeah,
you know, hotel made sea stuff. But at least before
I leave the room, I can like hide the freakom
equipment did I travel with or whatever. But you got
to think that, like when someone just woke up and
orders room service. Did they They walk in there and
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they see some oftentimes the shades are still doing.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
I find myself like cleaning.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
The room before the room service person comes, and they
insist on coming in, Like, well because they're because they're
holding this tray. Don't know how they would like hand.
Speaker 7 (14:45):
That to you, give me the food and get out
of his scram They come in and they want to
sit down.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
I gotta put my wig on.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
I gotta put a brawl on. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
They come and sit down a seat, they have a seat,
they eat with you. What kind of room service is this?
You really are afraid to eat a load?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
What did you order?
Speaker 5 (15:06):
I have to come all the way in the room.
I'm like, because they're trying to.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
Be nice and set it up for you, Well, yeah,
I don't want that.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
But you know.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
My favorite story is the credit card that gives me.
It's some hotels free breakfast for two in the room.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I love free breakfast.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
And I was in the same hotel for like a
week on vacations by myself, and I'm like, I'm taking
advantage of this as you should. Just like one hundred bucks,
you can spend one hundred dollars on breakfast. I'm like, okay,
that's a dream. Yeah, So I did it. I ordered
like everything, and then they come in and they bring.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
It on it.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
These guys brought it like on a on a on
a cart kind of like a table. It was already
set up, you know, so they like wheel it in
and then they already had like a little flour in
the middle of it. Was very fancy, and so the
guys like, I'll set this up. You know, where's the
other person? I don't remember how he said it, much
more polite weight, like, you know, where's your guests? And
I was like, and I'm realizing I just ordered enough
food for like seven people.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
I'm like, she's running.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yeah, well they got to have more than one room
service guy, because like tomorrow, I'm gonna do the same
damn thing, and then it'll be somebody else. No, No,
next day, same guy. By the third day, he realized
there was no one running. There was no one running.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
I was.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I would sit down at one side of the table
and I would eat all the food and then I
would switch sides and go to the other side and
take a little dome off and then just eat that
food too.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I didn't care. It's free.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Free is free, and breakfast food is top cheer Elead.
I don't care anybody says.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Breakfast food is you lead. I know these guys are
making it all day. They know what they're doing.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
The Kilas give me everything.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
You know what I'm talking You all know we're all
not in their head. I'm telling you it's a lead.
It is.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
At least it's good.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
It's one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
For the right.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But it is delicious bacon though it really is. And
six Flags over Texas has unveiled plans for a record
breaking roller coaster that's lated to debut next year. The
tormenta rampaging run I'm Already Scared, is expected to claim
six world records, including the fastest speed for a traditional
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coaster at eighty seven miles an hour. Riders will encounter
a two hundred and eighty five foot vertical drop at
a ninety five degree angle, three hundred and nine foot ascent,
and one hundred and seventy nine foot loop, which six
Flag says will be the tallest on the planet. If
that's not enough, the ride will flip passengers upside down
two hundred and eighteen feet above the ground. The ride,
promised to be the tallest, fastest, and longest dive coaster
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in the world, as well as the first ever gigg
It Drive coaster. I Don't know what that is, is
set to open during the park sixty fifth anniversary.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
It sounds scary.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
It's National Walk to School Day nationally, a lot of
days today, guys to keep track National Pumpkin Spice Day,
National Coffee with a cop Day, National Homemade Cookies Day,
and National Green City Day to highlight the progress and
innovation cities are making to become more sustainable.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Like this not thing, there's not thing ridiculous. Do you
have to tip it?
Speaker 7 (17:51):
No, they increase the service charge because you got to,
you know, pay for that. They I gotta pay foot charge.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I ask that our human like you pay for that.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That's why we got a fight.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Man. It's ridiculous to make you got.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
To stand for something in this world. Because entertainment report
is on.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
The Bread Show, Freddy, this one's for you, okay.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Taylor Swift has incorporated elements of George michaels nineteen eighty
seven Absolute Banger Father Figure into.
Speaker 5 (18:22):
Her upcoming song of the same name. On the life
of a show.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Go I mean why I can agree that's a banger, right,
that's a banger.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Watch yes, So thank you for that fake reaction.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
I have not I'm stunned, Little John Great, I'll tell
you something. And of course the Swifties would never tell
her if she did. But if she screws this up,
this is gonna be bad. If I hear this and
she messes with this, this classic, this icon, then we're
gonna have a problem.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
So such a sexy.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Song, what she's doing is kind of interesting. She's actually
not sampling the song. She's interpolating it, which.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
I learned this same where we get to dribble.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Oh boy, No, it's it's going to be more pure
because when you interpolate something, as opposed to sampling it,
you use this process of estimating unknown values between known
data points or inserting something into a piece of music,
aka recreating a melody or composition note for note with
another song. So it's going to be like almost exactly
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the same song he gets writing credits on the album,
and she's going to reimagine it in her in her imagination.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Wow, let me when you like five or two seconds
of this, So that it shows up on the spreadsheets.
So the se more On suit emails me and ask me, did.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You play George Michael?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We did. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
We weren't on the air, by the way, so maybe
you want to check on that before you write me
a stupid memo about it spreadsheet that you're staring at.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Hey, way, hold on for I definitely want this to
show up.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
So, yeah, did you play George Michael?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
I played it twice?
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Wait till they asked why we had the reason?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Actually, I think Taylor should sing the words word for word,
because this is how she This is what she's saying
to her fans.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Let me be your father figure. This is what she
has to say to all of.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
You meet all your money.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
I could see it working.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
I can't too, and I think the whole album is similar.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Vibes. So I think you.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Will be driving down Lake Shore with your windows down
and your you know me, and your sweatshirt, and I
think you're gonna vibe you know.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Me, my kipia.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
I went. I got one of those like speaker boxes
that you like, if you were cool, you had it
like in the late nineties early remember, like you had
the bump. I got the bump. Yeah, it's got my
name itched into the side of it. Yeah, it's his friend,
which I may or not have had at one point,
but it's fine.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
No, I did.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I did this is way back in the day. I
did commercials for like a car's audio place. Doesn't even
exist anymore, Like did they want to do that anymore?
Does anybody take their car to like the car audio
place and have them pimp it out like we did, you.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Know back in the Yeah, do you remember that?
Speaker 9 (21:12):
Like?
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Yes, I think maybe now people everything is either too
complicated or it already comes like right, it already comes
like pretty good. But I don't I feel these places
were on every corner and everybody did it. They took
their car and they would drive it in the place
and be like make it loud or whatever, and they'd
put like a new deck in and they'd put speakers
in places and said, anyways, I did commercials for this place,
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and I took my jeep, my cheap grand Cherokee, and
I drove it in there, and I come out and
I had this like gigant like the bag of the truck.
I didn't know what they were doing because it was
free because I was doing the commercial. The entire back
of the thing was this custom clear box with speakers.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
It shid thread. It was like lit in me.
Speaker 9 (21:52):
So hard.
Speaker 5 (21:54):
I would have done it so quick.
Speaker 10 (21:57):
Same.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
That's really all it took, was like.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
A that's what I'm saying, Like, if you're a child
of the nineties and two thousand, you know what I'm
talking about.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
It.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
I didn't know what they were going to do, and
I show up and I'm like, it was like pimp
my ride. There was like a popcorn maker and a
like a clay studio in the back of my car.
The car flew when I was done with it. It
was when they were done.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
You are going to be living your best eighties life picture.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
You're in that jeep with this.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Album, and you had your case logic. I mean, god
just is going to really ages, But you had your
case logic. If you were really a pimp, you had
they were Yes, you had the album on in there.
You had the one with the handle, the handle on
the big blanket, and then oh yeah, and then you
had like the six disc changer and that was the
only bad part about it was if you had the
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six diss changer in the back, which of course I had. Then,
Like you only had the six so like if you
were rolling, like I want to hear something else, you
have to pull over switch it out.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Then you had the deck that had the little face
that came off. If you were like a real g
you pop the face off, you know, because people could
steal it.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I always wondered why, Like they were afraid people would
take that.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Well, because if you pop the face off, then all
that all you'd be able to steal is the deck
with no face on it. So it was like a
security mechanism.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I guess, okay it.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
And yes, people are asking her, we're gonna play the
album on Friday. We're gonna play the album. Soay, what
were you talking about?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
I thought we were. I forgot how we got here.
We were talking about Taylor. We totally forgot.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
By the way, she just made history by becoming the
first and only female artists to surpass one hundred million
certified album sales in the US.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
As of yesterday, she sold over one.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Hundred and five million albums, placing her among the top
selling artists of all time.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Only a few male artists have higher sales.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
I'll give you The Little Listy List, The Beatles, Garth Brooks, Elvis,
the Eagles, and as for her most successful albums, we
Are nineteen eighty nine, Fearless, Red.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
Taylor Swift which's debut debut, and.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
The Tortured Poets Department comes in last, and Kiki, this
One's gonna hurt a little bit.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
It's official.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
As of yesterday, nicolek had been filed for divorce from
Keith Urban, ending their nineteen year marriage. Now, the couple,
who share two daughters, had been living separately for some time.
We knew this, but people close to Nicole are saying
that she felt really hurt and betrayed by this separation,
believing that their marriage could be saved. Unfortunately, I'm hearing
Keith has already moved on dating a younger woman.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
I Am not joking yet, Blowout Curl Rocket chunthy highlights.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
He has the audacity wow this separation.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
And I also heard that he was kind of sick,
which this really ticked me off. He was sick of
not seeing her a lot because their schedules figured out. Keith,
but the separation follows a period of time where they
were living apart because she was filming Practical Magic Too
in London, and Keith was touring with this High End
Live World Tour. Their last public appearance together was in June,
and Nicole had recently celebrated their anniversary online nineteenth same month.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
So makes me really living highlights so well.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Suggested that we do a and don't.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't think this is happening because I don't think
you could bring yourself to do it. But someone suggest
to Keiki Carrie okee Keith Urban theme today.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
I wish I would. I wish I would do that
for him. It need to be songs about cheaters. Oh
that's easy to do it, man, what highlights?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Yes, Carrie Underwater.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I mean I love I'm a Keith Urban fan. I
mean I really enjoy I enjoy some Keith Urban. I
like Keith Urban's music.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
I do.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I just don't know that I can bring myself to
do it. I don't know that I can bring myself
to play the songs and get him, you know, fifteen
minutes of key Key's time today exactly.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Not after he did that to my girl.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Sorry, I like cheaters songs, Okay, I like cheaters.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Teeter songs. We'll go with it.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
By the way, the front shown to man on the
free I heard app if you want to catch up
on anything you.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Miss, I'm Moraldi Monday on a Wednesday. And this is
really a moral question. It's more of an ethical question,
and it's about to end. It won't be possible soon
any anyway. But let's just well present time. We'll just
talk about present time. On a Southwest flight, a guy
argued with a woman who was saving a seat for
her friend, and he said she couldn't do that because
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of the airline's open seating rules, which are ending January
twenty seventh of twenty twenty sixth on some flights that
you already have a science seating I guess, which is
making Southwest people very mad because Southwest has slowly become
like a normal airline like everybody else. They've slowly become
as expensive or more than everybody else. Y it used
to be on Southwest. And I'm not just in Southwest people,
because we have a lot to listen to us and
I have friends that work there.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
But you it used to be like, look, this is
gonna be cheap.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Okay, this is gonna be cheap, and it's not it's
not we're gonna have it's gonna be cowboys. We're gonna
like last sue you. We're gonna we're gonna throw peanuts
at you, or we're gonna do it. You ever been
only did the peanut races. I used to love the
peanut races.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
The day.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
It was a total free for all on these flights.
And back in the day, they used to put like
like peanut, like a little peanut the servicey. They don't
lose serve peanuts anymore, peanut peanut pan a peanut, peanut, peanut.
They don't start peanuts anymore. But the little containers of them,
whenever they were packages, they'd put them in the front
of the plane, and then as the plane took off,
they see which one made it to the end of
the like they won two three, and then like if
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you bet, if you were like in the back of
the plane, you were three middle two one, and then
if the if the one made it to the back
of the plane first, because the airplane you'll lift it off.
Then they got free drinks ooh, or they sing their
little songs and little raps, which I didn't always love anyway.
The flight attendant called the supervisor because they weren't sure
what to do. The guy wound up getting his seat,
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but then was, of course later asked to leave the
plane because I'm sure he wasn't chill about it. My
guess would be to anyone who's really just upset about it,
was not chill about him.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
But it does ask. It begs a valuable question.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
If I am one of the first people on the plane,
which he means either I fly Southwest a lot or
the airline a lot in this case, or I or
I paid for it a bit, you know, I paid
for like an a seat or something. And so I
get on the plane first, and I want my friend
to sit next to me.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Is it cool?
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Do get Do I have the right to say, Nope,
this I'm taking the front row because I got a
chose and that seat right there, I'm saving that one too,
because my friend is traveling with me. This isn't a child,
This isn't like an elderly person who needs assistance. This
is this is Do I get to say that's my
seat right there? I would argue that you don't get
to say that. Well, I would argue that you don't
(28:16):
get to say that. I would argue that if it's
two capable adults and the other adult checked in like
two minutes before the flight and as a sea boarding group,
my mother, I don't. I don't. I don't think you
get to save a premium seat and say because someone
else paid for the premium. If someone got on the
plane behind you and they are similar, you know, status
(28:37):
on the airline, or they paid more and they want
the seat, then I think they can have the seat,
because that's how it works.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
This happened to Jason when he was flying with Marta,
Paulina's mom, to her wedding, and I.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Want to know what you guys think. Eight five five, Okay,
So what was the situation? So I forget I think
Marta was a book.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
I tried to great her and she screamed at me
for trying.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
To see it.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
And I was in a because of course I checked in,
you know the second that I could, right, Martha waited
till she got to the airport to check in or
you had to check her in or something, and so
we were on the same flight. She showed up to
Paulina's wedding and so I got like row you know,
seven or I eat or whatever. And she was like
before we got on, She's like, save me a seat,
(29:22):
save me a seat. She's like, I'll sit in the middle.
I'll sit in the middle. I said, okay, And I'm
like so nervous because obviously this is not my character
at all, because I know that everyone walking in is like,
I want to sit in row seven, not twenty eight, right.
So I put my bag there and I'm sitting there
and I'm like looking down and I'm sweating and I'm
like swaying, and I keep calling her.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
I'm like, where are you.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
She just like I'm almost there. Tell them your mom
is coming, your mom, And I'm like, I donna believe
you're my mom.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Looking start for her work.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
But it worked and she got next to me. But
it was a very traumatic experience for Yeah. Yeah, I'm
forever scarred forever.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Everyone knows it, and again this is all ending in January,
but everyone knows that what you gotta do is you
get on the Southwest plane right and you take the
eyele of the window, whichever one you prefer, and if
the rest of the row is open, you hope that
someone just takes the middle, and then what you do
is the or the other the opposite, they take the
window or the aisle, you know, so the middle is open.
And then everybody knows. What you do is you team
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up with the person who's who's you know in your robe,
but not in the middle, and you tell them like
froth at the mouth. You tell them like look, mean
you don't have creds, ride your langs like a awful lot,
like like like take up all the room. Everybody knows
this is a game that you play. You don't look
you certainly look anyone in the eye because if you
(30:38):
look them in the eye, they might think that you're friendly,
and then they might think you're engaging, and then they'll go,
we'll take that seat.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
No, no, no, that is not what you do.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Drool a little bit, convulse, I mean, whatever it takes,
you know, bob over with a can of like tuna,
you know, but then close it, make it sure, excealable
so that you don't have it. Because as soon as
as soon as no one sits and you're like, cite,
got an't want this any you throw it out the
window or something. Everybody knows that's how you do him. Yeah,
but I don't think you get to just claim seats.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
Now, it would be different if you have a child,
But I would also say this, and this is going
to be unpopular. I mean, I certainly don't think that
a child and a mom should be separated on a flight.
But I do think as a parent, Paulina, you do
have a bit of an obligation to plan the logistics
of that.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yes, you got to make if you're traveling with your kid.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
I think it's the parent's obligation to make sure that
I've got a seat next.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
To my kid.
Speaker 9 (31:26):
Yeah, my poor planning shouldn't affect your trip or like what,
you know, what you've planned for your trip as well.
I agree with that wholeheartedly. Like again, it depends too,
is a kid older or smaller. I don't think me
and my one year old are going to be separated.
I'll throw her on my lap. But like, yeah, I mean,
if you want to trade, that's nice. Cool, But I'm
not going to force anyone to do that. But I
am a frequent Southwest flier, and you know, the saving
(31:48):
seat game is it's getting real difficult, you know, I know,
January twenty whatever, it's gonna be cut.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
Yeah, my perks are gone. But I do enjoy playing
that game too. I'll throw sweater on the sea and
make it look like someone's ready there.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
All your skits and games. I try it, try it.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
But if somebody says, hey, if someone sitting there, you know,
it's an ethical question, it's a moral question, and you
have to make a split decision.
Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yes, I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
The other one that has happened to me before is like,
you know, when I travel, I will research.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
I'm a nerd.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
I will get online and i will research, like the
plane and where the best seat on the plane is.
You can do this like on Reddit and stuff, like
frequent travelers will do this. You could say I'm flying
on a seven eighty seven, nine hundred or something like
what's the best seat on the plane, and they'll tell
you like, you want Row twelve, you want exit row,
you want this.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You don't want this one because.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
It's too close seat well like again, leg room proximity
to the bathroom, but not too close. I don't want
to be on the plane where the bathroom door is
like just to my right, because that's going to be terrible.
So I've gotten a premium seat like exit row window,
lots of leg room, premium seat and then it's a
signed seating. And then I'll get on the plane and
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somebody will go, hey, my husband's up there. Will you
switch seats? And I have said no before and people
look at you like you're the a hole, and it's like, no, no, no,
I have an amazing seat. Like on the Southwest, the
Southwest exit row where there's no seat in front of
you just experienced that.
Speaker 2 (33:14):
I was like, this is another.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
To tell me to get out of that seat so
that their wife or husband could sit there because they
had the minute of the I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
we're not I'm sorry. That's not that's a you problem.
That's not any problem.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
And so this is my rule on this.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
I think that if you're going to ask someone to
change his seat, it needs to be to a superior
seat to the one that they're in. Like, you're not
getting me out of premium economy, you know, because my
little credit card upgraded me. You're not getting me to
go from premium economy to the back of the plane
because you didn't plan.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Maybe I'm a terrible.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Human being, but you know, if if you want me
to move, then you got to be offering me something
better than I have.
Speaker 2 (33:53):
Why don't you?
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Okay, so you you have a premium economy seat. You
want me to give up my premium economy Why don't
you offer it? Why don't you take the seat in
the back and offer that person to come up front?
But you don't want to because you want the two
free cocktails. Okay, you want the pre departure cocktail, the PDC,
and I'm not here for that. It's called the PDC
in the industry. Hey, Jessica, Hi, just winning good Mory.
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So this is the Southwest trick, which is not going
to work after January twenty seventh, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
But it's what what's the trick, Jessica. I'm on the
edge of my seat.
Speaker 6 (34:28):
This is where you tell me worry about that. Yes,
the trick, the trick is okay, So you sit in
your seat and you grab the pukee bag out of
your seat in front of you, and you breathe into
it and you pretend like you're about to throw up,
and the people will just continue to walk right past you,
and then you get the seat to yourself. Evil Gean,
I picked up this trick. I picked up this trick
from someone else though, so it's not my own personal trick.
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We were on the way to Vegas and I saw
a guy that I was with in my group. I'm like,
is he okay? Like what is going on? And I
was like and he gave me he like winked at me.
He's like, no, we're good, We're good.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
No.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
I like this.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I like this the pukebag trick.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
A lot of people don't know about that one, Thank you, Jessica.
Speaker 6 (35:08):
They don't. They don't. Yes, nice talking to you, guys.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Have a great day. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It's another one is I have a friend who works
for an airline. I'll just say an airline that allows
people in wheelchairs early access to the to the aircraft
before everybody else. I hope it's before everybody or what
I think it may be the very first people on
the plane. Okay, find in Southwest. And the reason this
matters is, well, the reason this matters is because it's
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not a signed seating. So if you get on the
plane first, you get the best seats. Now if you're
if you're disabled, you absolutely should get you know, as
much time as you need. I'm all about this. But
the guy says to me the other day, he goes,
you know, I'm a I'm a miracle worker. And I said,
what do you mean? He goes, well, I flew a
plane and we left one city and there were twenty
people in wheelchairs and when we landed there were only
(35:56):
three that need a wheelchairs to get off. Now, you
are not a good part sitting right now, a good person.
If you are faking an injury to get in row one, two, three,
that's bad karma too, and that's not cool, Like, that's
not cool at all because you got people who really
need that and you're just doing it to scam the system,
and that's not cool. Now you want to have you
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want to right, you want to pretend like you're gonna puke,
that's one thing, right, Okay, But yeah, hey Matt, Hey,
what's up for it?
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Hey man? You got a system?
Speaker 3 (36:24):
And if it's the one I just said about the wheelchair,
I don't want to hear them.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
I hang up on you.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
No.
Speaker 11 (36:29):
So I'm a family of four. So my family they
get the right side. I get the left side, and
then I team up with the person at the window
seat and we kind of use it as a draft pick.
As they're walking by, we kind of look at each other.
We're like, hey, do we want this person to see
what we want to hold the seat to this? I see,
And then we kind of just pick from the people
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who are walking to the back of the plane.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I see, I see, cause you gotta make up the choice,
like this is a smaller human being, and if there's
gonna be the middle seat, we want the smaller person.
We don't want the We don't want the big person
because right exactly, I understand that. And the worst is
when you head your bets and you say fine this
person will do, only to find out that there are
going to be empty seats on the plane and you
messed up.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
That's not good. Matt, Absolutely, yeah, no, you know what
I'm talking about. Thank you, Matt. Have a good day.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
A lot of great strategy in this segment. Guys, except
it won't really matter soon because everyone's gonna have to
have an a sign seat. But don't be messing around.
Don't be doing stuff where you pretend that you're well,
maybe like a little emotion sickness that doesn't hurt anybody,
but don't be acting like you you have any kind
of like disability and you don't that's not okay, don't
do that. But yeah, it's like, dude, twenty people on
the first on the front end, and only at the end.
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It was like, ah, we're gonna be here forever, we
need twenty wheelchairs and the person's like, no, there's only
three requested, what about the other seventeen? He healed them,
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