June 16, 2025 • 23 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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June sixteen, The Fred Show is on.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good morning, thanks for waking up with us.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hi Kaylen, good morning, Hi Jason Brown, Hi Paulina, hikek Bella,
I mean's here on the phone of the text eight
five five five Kiki's court in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But I'm bump girl. Karen Rejennison.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't know nothing about Karen, but you need a
DNA test over here?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The Entertainer Report headlines biggest stories at the day, the
fun fact coming up?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What are you working o?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
K An entire music festival was canceled over the weekend,
and also Taylor Swift did something for sick.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Kids that made my eyes very wet over the.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Weekend, and people were still somehow critical in the comments.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's like, how I shut up, shut.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Up, I don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's Kiki's court, all right, the honorable Kiki Leak is here.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Take it away, Judge Kikey.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
All right, let's get into the courtroom.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It says Kiki, am I wrong for getting a DNA
test on my daughter because I didn't believe she was mine.
My wife and I have been together for ten years,
married for six We tried for years to have a baby,
and for years we were faced with struggles. But back
in December, we were finally blessed with our baby girl.
I was shocked, excited, but if I'm honest, I had
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a little bit of doubt in my mind that the
baby could really be mine, just because we tried for
so long and had no success. To make matters worse,
when my daughter was born, she didn't really look like me.
Even my own mother started making comments about how she
didn't really look like us at all, different hair texture,
eye color, and more. Eventually, my mom suggested that I
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buy an at home DNA test and test my daughter
without telling my wife. Thankfully, the results confirmed she is mine,
and I felt a huge sense of relief and was
ready to move on with our lives. But last week
my wife found out she was shopping online and saw
the DNA test in our recent purchase history.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
And now she's not speaking to me.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She's sleeping in the gas room and says that our
trust is forever broken. It really wasn't a trust thing
for me, but more of my anxiety just getting the
best of me. Am I wrong for doing what I
felt was necessary to make me feel secure?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Judge Kicky would say, you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh you da are wrong? You are so wrong, My boy,
you are wrong. Oh you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You know I got smar.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I am a You do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What you gotta do, but people can't find out about it.
You can like you share the Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I mean, I'm a technically single woman, but even yes
I am Jason.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
It like if I.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Said where he's asleep?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, we find out that Big Tip works all night,
which is why there's no chance that he'll hear any
of this racket.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah, he's a smart man.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
But I would never do something like this and not
talk about it with my partner, Like, I feel what
are you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Supposed to say, Kiky, Like, hey, just I don't think
this kid looks like me. I'm pretty sure that somebody
else inseminated you.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, I mean like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't think that you can have that comp I
mean that that wouldn't that be worse than just doing
this on the side and not telling anybody to appease
what you know to be your own insecurity.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you're gonna do it, do it well, bro. You
can't do it on the same wallbrings account like you
should have you know, you have somebody else by you,
but actually you should be able to talk to your
partner about this, like if you're having insecurities, if you're
having if there's something going on, you could say, my
mind's playing tricks on me, like can we fix this?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Can we figure it out?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
But to do this behind her back and then you
and your mama and cahoops, and then nobody told me
anything y'all over your DNA testing my child. Oh my yes,
I'm asleep in the guest room. You better be glad
you're still alive.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yes, And babies don't look like anybody Like I'm so
sick of that. People are like, this baby looks more
like babies look like babies. Okay, you're gonna look at
a baby and be like, this doesn't look like me,
Like it's a baby.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
It's a baby. They need to cook.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, even like grown. Yeah, I know I mixed on this,
you guys. So I'm supposed to bring all of my
insecurities into the relationship, Like I'm supposed to sit down
and be like, I think you cheated on me and
created a baby. Or if I'm this crazy in my
mind Loki like cabay side, then I just go figure
it out on my own and then hopefully you never
find out. Then I'm a crazy person and that's on
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me and I needed some reassurance.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
You are okay with this.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's gonna end it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It would potentially end the really relationship to sit down
and accuse the mother of your child of cheating because
simply because you're insecure.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
No no, no, no, See he could have came to
her and said, you know, my mind is something wing
on with my mind after having this baby. We've been
through so many struggles, like help me ease my mind, wife,
you know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But what damage does this do?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If he's just confirming what he already wants to know,
like what is it?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What damage has really taken?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean either way, either way he's saying I don't
trust my wife, whether he sits down and talks to
her or gets a DNA test. Either way he's saying
I don't trust you, which means there's an overarching, a
larger issue going on here.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
But you can't trust now. I can never trust you
or your mama. I don't know what y'all will do.
You know now you're forever. I'm always looking at you
with a side eye because you had this whole operation
on the side of our marriage and never mentioned it
to me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You just gotta be smarter about it. Oh, you just
gotta not get caught, is what this says. If you're
if you got insecurities and you want answers, and you
can get them and no one ever has to, no
one's ever the wiser, then you go get those answers
and you make sure you never get caught.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's it, Oh my lanta?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Eight five five five five, Well, because like I don't,
I don't know if you're gonna live with this. If
you are, if you believe this, and you have no evidence,
no evidence whatsoever, and this is something that you just
have to clear your mind about. And I sit down,
I say, Kiki, is that kid mine? I want a
DNA test. I'm saying you're a cheater for no reason.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, because you know you can say postpartum, men go
through postpartum two.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know you could, Like I'm just saying, he would
have to me. You could have blamed it on your
mental health, and I would have worked with you. But
the fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're on your you a cheater even if my mental
health is off, which my mental health is always off.
And you knew that when I when we got when
we hod to.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Call me a cheated to my face, now behind my back, okay, callina,
what would you do if Poppy did this?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Well, I'm taking a.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Grave at the cemetery.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
That is like, I'm already postpartum, already going through everything.
I cooked this baby for nine months, and you're accusing
me of that sometimes I look at my daughter though
I don't even know she's mine because she looks nothing
like me, even like just like her beautiful, like you know,
skin texture, everything, her color. I'm like, oh my god, like,
are you even my baby? But na, I might have
to but in hovey ever asked me that, or him
and his mother went behind my back I don't even
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know what's worse, to be honest, I don't know if
you're going behind my back room just straight up telling
me I want a DNA test.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You cannot get caught. If you're going to do this,
you cannot get caught. That's really what this comes down to,
is you just simply cannot get caught. Hey, Chloe, Hi, Chloe,
Welcome to Keiky's Court. On The Fred Show, I did
a situation a dude is insecure because he doesn't think
that his kid is his, and so despite the fact
that he has no evidence of her cheating whatsoever, he wins,
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and he and his mom went and had a DNA
test to prove that in fact, the kid was his
and it is, and then his wife found out because
he was a dummy, and he bought all on a
shared account.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Dummy. But what do you think.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
I don't know, Like, honestly, I think probable you should
go because there's like so many things that are wrong
in this situation. For me. One, you say that, oh,
I had to do it because my anxiety was so bad. Okay,
So like if you struggle with mental health, you should
be talking with your partner about that, and you should
probably have a therapist because chances are if you were
talking with your therapist about all this, you would not
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have needed to buy the maternity test. Second issue, what
is mom in law doing? Like there are things that
you like say, and then there are things that you
don't say, and it seems like mom in law is
a little bit of a hater. And there's just like
something you just don't tell your kids about their other partner,
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you know, Like if my mom has some opinions about
my husband, I tell her, yeah, thank you, keep them
to yourself and let's keep it moving. But I feel
like this is also pretty severe where you're like, yeah,
I don't think the kid her is either like what what?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, Chloe said, No, I'm glad you called.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Have a good day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I mean, look, I'm a thinker, you know, I let
my mind get the best of me. I have my insecurities.
I wouldn't say, you know, this would hopefully be one
of them. But if I need to rest my mind
over something that I know is ridiculous, I've got two choices.
I can either it's either a mind ever matter or
I control I control it. And I said this is ridiculous,
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and I have to talk to myself and say, hey, hey, Fred,
this is like you're a crazy person and this is
a crazy thought, and move past it. And if I
simply cannot do that, I don't need to torture you
and sit down and accuse you of being a bad person.
I get answers on my own.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
And get caught.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I already said, don't get caught.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
How could you.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Live with yourself if you did that in secret?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Though?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
See, I could live with myself a lot better than
sitting down and accusing a person who I don't really
think cheated cheated because I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But if you don't really think they cheated, then why
do you need the test?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You've never had a thought that just was unreasonable, that
just didn't add up.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Of course I have, but I would share that.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I wouldn't get my.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
B you're projecting like I know that if I really
have no evidence of you cheating, and I sit you
down and I accuse you cheating, that isn't quite the
accusation when I know I'm a crazy person, So I
can put my mind to rest.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Mine is rested. Oh you just take a card.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh someone said you were lying here. Hold on a
secondere you say, kick you out here? Lying like a
living room rug. Wanted to gotta be upfront about it. See,
I don't think that's an answer. I simply don't think
that's that's not an option.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
You're right, I'm lying. I want him to go sneak
around my back, behind my back, what is mama? Yeah,
not exactly. Yeah, but I just can't want him to
be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm not saying any of this is good, but I
can't just project every insecurity I have on too my partner.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's not fair to my partner.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But you can do it without saying someone cheated. You
could say, hey, i'm having these thoughts. I know they're baby,
it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That means another dude put his stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, you could say I know you didn't cheat, but
like I have been hurt in the past, and this
is what's coming up for me. You could have a
conversation without accusing someone.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
If I didn't think you cheated, then we don't need
the test. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
This one is one that's going to be tough to
work around. I don't think you can communicate that without
I think that's equally hurtful, maybe more hurtful. And you
could also a lot of people were suggesting that you
just blame it on mom in law, just get hurt,
just say my.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Mom, I don't know the relationship.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I couldn't get her to shut up. I couldn't. Hey, Polly, Polly, Hi, Polly,
my niece. My niece is not yet doesn't have an
opinion on this yet. She's fo what would you do here? What?
What's what? How do you get around this? What do
you say? What do you do?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I mean? I would leave. Honestly, this sucks because they've
been trying so long to have this kid and then
she finally has a kid and this shit all happens.
But the mother in law is a bigger problem than
we're talking about here, because why is she why is
she on why is she adding to this she's probably
getting in her son's head. Like honestly, that's probably part
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of it as well. So I think she has to
go because there's a whole baggage here.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It seems like you be honest with my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'd hope she'd talk me out of it, right, you know,
I hope.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, that's crazy, you know, like, let's someone just texted
my kid didn't look like me until my kid was
ten or something. So like, I don't know that that's
you know, I don't know. I think sometimes you gotta
take you gotta, you gotta uh, you cannot just put
everything else that you're feeling onto other people simply because
you're feeling it. You kind of have to like sometimes
have control over your thoughts and and and so I
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don't know that necessarily putting that on her is something
you would ever recover from. But then again, I think
getting caught in this case is not something you're ever
going to get going to recover from. So I don't
know there's a point of no return here. Yeah, he
just can't get cold.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Yeah, I agree, either way he would have been he
should be gone, Okay, I'd be colder, or if he
didn't tell her you know, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I appreciate it. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Just don't get going, Fred, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Calin's Entertainment report. He's on the Pread Show.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Taylor Swift has been living with boyfriend Travis Kelcey in
Florida and spend her day on Friday surprising children at
the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital there. A few clips are
making their rounds on social or We're over the weekend
of Taylor taking her time with each kiddo making her rounds,
even sending a girl named Naya her entire outfit after
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she simply told Taylor that she liked it. Of course,
very sick people on the internet took issue with the visit,
with some calling her out for handing out signed copies
of her Eras tour book. Apparently that's rude to patients.
Also others asking why the interactions were filmed. First of all,
Taylor famously bands pressed from being at these hospital visits,
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but other people film and she lets them because she's
not going to say no.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Phone right, the family's filmed, and then they put it up.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
She allows that, yeah, which they can film if they want,
they can share if they want so that's why it's
making its rounds. You guys are sick. And after she
left the hospital posted you made this a day we'll
never shake off. Thank you Taylor Swift for bringing your
support and kindness to Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital. You turned
hospital hallways into a place of joy, comfort and connection.
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And the last time she did this, I believe, was
in Kansas City and a girl said that she really
wanted a dice and air wrap for Christmas and it
showed up at her hospital room the next day.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No good deed goes unpunished.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I was like, my goodness, can you.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Can you Nope? In her spare time, she certainly did
not need to do that. The entire Bonnaroom Music and
Arts Festival in Tennessee was canceled over the weekend, all
due to bad weather. The event was slated for Thursday
through Sunday, but Luke Colmes was the only headliner that
got to perform before the storm sit which meant the
rest of the weekend was canceled and fans weren't able
to watch artists like Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, Hozier,
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Glo Rilla, Tyler Avri Lavine, John Summon, dam Dalla Glass,
Animals and more so, they just straight up canceled the
whole thing, which was a huge bummer. I'm sure Sasha
Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have finalized their divorce, and
we know this because they both announced it on social media,
sharing the same status on Instagram, saying they're proud of
what they achieved during their time together and have great
(15:16):
respect for each other. They're committed to remaining friends and
co parenting their three children. They met in two thousand
and one, got engaged in two thousand and four, married
in Paris in twenty ten, before announcing last year that
they were separating.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
And Jason was.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Saying earlier this morning, he can't believe that she he
even landed her in the first place. Yeah, but Funny
wins every time.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I feel like but she is very beautiful.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And lastly, How to Train Your Dragon debuted with a
strong eighty three point seven million, and this reboot actually
topped twenty nineteen's How to Train Your Dragon movie.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But the movie took.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Down Lelo and Stitch, which is why I'm doing this
story put it in second place after dominating the charts.
Materialists was the third with Dakota Johnson, Petro Pascal and
Chris Evan and Mission Impossible and John Wick that spin
off Ballerina.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, I've read from both Lilo and Stitch. They've both
forgiven me. Have they for underestimating that they could be
Mission Impossible? I didn't think they could do it. I
underestimated Leelo Anstitch. It both reached out excepted my apology.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You certainly did.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I thought I went on the whole thing. Why are
you putting up a movie against Mission Impossible? No one's
going to go to that.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Well, really, doug your heels it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I get then fifty million dollars later, seventy or whatever
it was. They made all the money and the Mission
Impossible was like a measly second. So you know, I'm sorry.
I'd like to apologize yet again.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
All right, sorry to Lelo and Stitch.
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so much. Guys.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Did you know the first ever alarm clock could only
ring at four am?
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Which that would have worked for most of us? Yeah,
would have been perfect.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
When my alarm goes off the first time, the seventh
time is around four to fifteen as I hit snooze
over and over again. The first American alarm clock was
invented by Levi Hutchins in seventeen eighty seven. It took
sixty years for the French inventor Antoine Redier. I don't
know if I said there right to a patent an
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adjustable one, but yes, the very first alarm clock would
only ring at four o'clock in the morning. More Fred
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Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I just I just feel like we just need
to all put this on the floor and just address
these people all for once. Okay, what exactly are you
trying to do when you FaceTime someone unplanned? I feel
like I feel like you are trying to catch me
with my pants. Now you know there's the type of
operation going on that you're trying to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like, Well, after you tell me that you answered the
phone once mid thrust, Yes, you and Big Tim we're
getting it on. Apparently you get the foot you saw
it was me until you answered while he was getting
at it. Now, that's why I FaceTime you all the time.
I'm hoping I'm gonna catch a little something.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Is that what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, because I the moment you like, And I really
hope that if anyone is ever in danger that you
try to reach me, don't FaceTime me, call me or
text me. Do not FaceTime me because I'm not picking up.
I refuse, and I just feel like it's my right.
And you just out here FaceTime and folks unannounced, that
(19:38):
is I think it is rude.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I mean, you could not answer rude.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
It's a rude Sometimes I'm just drunk of puppies that
I want to call you that way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm not any it was the ulterior motive.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I already know what that's going to be.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You're excluded from me, right, so I thought it's Friday night, man,
I get a FaceTime for me that I know.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I know exactly what this is.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
I'm not there's no malice.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You're not calling to break that news to me drunken pephees.
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
But you will remember if we're naked, So I answer
doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Like I know, when Jason calls me, I already know
what's on the other somebody's working the cashier, the registered
his own drink.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Crazy, right, But.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
When a random friend just face times me out of note,
like who do you think you are?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
First? Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
She does that. I would agree, girl, you cannot sneak
attack face times.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
She asked me, can I call you for some advice?
I'm like, oh, you know, it's serious.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
She needs to talk and she just face times me
and I answer, I have no makeup on him in
the bed. I'm terrified. My witching hour is two pm.
It's when I start to get really scared and like
very tired. Yeah, and she just is on there like
looking at me and she wants to talk. Do you
know how long and how hard it is to say
engaged looking at.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Someone for that long?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, FaceTime is a lot of work at based on
the phone. I can be doing anything right and just listening,
but FaceTime, I got a look, can look engage and
you can tell if I'm not paying attention. And I'm
even I would say eighty percent of the time. Now
I'll even text you to see if I can call you.
There are very few people. There are very few people
that I will just pick up the phone and call,
unless it's an emergency or it's really urgent. I will
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usually text someone now and say, hey, can we talk.
Is now a good time or whatever before I will call?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Because you were raised right, Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I'm a friend instilled that in you. That is what
you are supposed.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I mean, FaceTime wasn't invented until I was in my thirties.
But still, I mean she was still we had we
had to have a refresher raising class.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, where she told me.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But see now she'll sneak attack of FaceTime no problem,
oh mama friend, oh mom, and Fred will sneak attack
of face time.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
And we know what she'll do sometimes is she'll call
and I'll pick up, and you go, oh good, and
then all of a sudden you hear that and it's
her trying to make it into a FaceTime. Yeah. I'm like, no,
I agree to a call by picking this up. I
agreed to a call, not a face time. I wouldn't
answered if I'd known that was coming. I'm getting heated
about this now.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, it's not right man. Then you get on the FaceTime,
you forget you're on there. Next thing, you know, walking around,
showed you my tie house, you saw me with my
hair off.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
It's just it's not safe.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
That's the thing. You have to expect that I'm going
to have my AirPods. I'm going to set the phone down.
You're just gonna be looking at my ceiling, and I'm
going to continue walking around doing the laundry, doing the
stuff that I need to do. Right, and we can
still talk, but you are not seeing anything. You're seeing
the table or the ceiling. Just call me for that.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
That needs to be added to the Fred Show Constitution.
I think maybe on today's Tangent Paulina, we're going to
keep that open because today I think we're going to
talk about your boobs because you mentioned them on our sheet.
I like that because you wanted to talk about your boobs,
and I think that's a better form for that. And
then I also think I think we need to have
a little vote here of the Congress.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yes, and we need.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think there are some things that need to come
off the constitution that are outdated and some things that
need to be added. And I think one of the
things that needs to be added, without question is no
surprise face times.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
No, I make it that far because I'm already in
trouble with our boss Intermbella.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Oh yeah, wow, dot dot dot is well
Speaker 4 (23:06):
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Speaker 1 (00:48):
Good morning, thanks for waking up with us.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hi Kaylen, good morning, Hi Jason Brown, Hi Paulina, hikek Bella,
I mean's here on the phone of the text eight
five five five Kiki's court in just a second.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But I'm bump girl. Karen Rejennison.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I don't know nothing about Karen, but you need a
DNA test over here?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
The Entertainer Report headlines biggest stories at the day, the
fun fact coming up?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
What are you working o?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
K An entire music festival was canceled over the weekend,
and also Taylor Swift did something for sick.
Speaker 5 (01:17):
Kids that made my eyes very wet over the.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Weekend, and people were still somehow critical in the comments.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's like, how I shut up, shut.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
Up, I don't do anything.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's Kiki's court, all right, the honorable Kiki Leak is here.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Take it away, Judge Kikey.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
All right, let's get into the courtroom.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It says Kiki, am I wrong for getting a DNA
test on my daughter because I didn't believe she was mine.
My wife and I have been together for ten years,
married for six We tried for years to have a baby,
and for years we were faced with struggles. But back
in December, we were finally blessed with our baby girl.
I was shocked, excited, but if I'm honest, I had
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a little bit of doubt in my mind that the
baby could really be mine, just because we tried for
so long and had no success. To make matters worse,
when my daughter was born, she didn't really look like me.
Even my own mother started making comments about how she
didn't really look like us at all, different hair texture,
eye color, and more. Eventually, my mom suggested that I
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buy an at home DNA test and test my daughter
without telling my wife. Thankfully, the results confirmed she is mine,
and I felt a huge sense of relief and was
ready to move on with our lives. But last week
my wife found out she was shopping online and saw
the DNA test in our recent purchase history.
Speaker 6 (02:32):
And now she's not speaking to me.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
She's sleeping in the gas room and says that our
trust is forever broken. It really wasn't a trust thing
for me, but more of my anxiety just getting the
best of me. Am I wrong for doing what I
felt was necessary to make me feel secure?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Judge Kicky would say, you.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh you da are wrong? You are so wrong, My boy,
you are wrong. Oh you're wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You know I got smar.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
I am a You do.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What you gotta do, but people can't find out about it.
You can like you share the Amazon.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What are we doing?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I mean, I'm a technically single woman, but even yes
I am Jason.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
It like if I.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Said where he's asleep?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Yeah, we find out that Big Tip works all night,
which is why there's no chance that he'll hear any
of this racket.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Yeah, he's a smart man.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
But I would never do something like this and not
talk about it with my partner, Like, I feel what
are you.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Supposed to say, Kiky, Like, hey, just I don't think
this kid looks like me. I'm pretty sure that somebody
else inseminated you.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, I mean like, I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
I don't think that you can have that comp I
mean that that wouldn't that be worse than just doing
this on the side and not telling anybody to appease
what you know to be your own insecurity.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
If you're gonna do it, do it well, bro. You
can't do it on the same wallbrings account like you
should have you know, you have somebody else by you,
but actually you should be able to talk to your
partner about this, like if you're having insecurities, if you're
having if there's something going on, you could say, my
mind's playing tricks on me, like can we fix this?
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Can we figure it out?
Speaker 4 (04:05):
But to do this behind her back and then you
and your mama and cahoops, and then nobody told me
anything y'all over your DNA testing my child. Oh my yes,
I'm asleep in the guest room. You better be glad
you're still alive.
Speaker 7 (04:18):
Yes, And babies don't look like anybody Like I'm so
sick of that. People are like, this baby looks more
like babies look like babies. Okay, you're gonna look at
a baby and be like, this doesn't look like me,
Like it's a baby.
Speaker 6 (04:29):
It's a baby. They need to cook.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah, even like grown. Yeah, I know I mixed on this,
you guys. So I'm supposed to bring all of my
insecurities into the relationship, Like I'm supposed to sit down
and be like, I think you cheated on me and
created a baby. Or if I'm this crazy in my
mind Loki like cabay side, then I just go figure
it out on my own and then hopefully you never
find out. Then I'm a crazy person and that's on
(04:53):
me and I needed some reassurance.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
You are okay with this.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It's gonna end it.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
It would potentially end the really relationship to sit down
and accuse the mother of your child of cheating because
simply because you're insecure.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
No no, no, no, See he could have came to
her and said, you know, my mind is something wing
on with my mind after having this baby. We've been
through so many struggles, like help me ease my mind, wife,
you know.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
But what damage does this do?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
If he's just confirming what he already wants to know,
like what is it?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
What damage has really taken?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I mean either way, either way he's saying I don't
trust my wife, whether he sits down and talks to
her or gets a DNA test. Either way he's saying
I don't trust you, which means there's an overarching, a
larger issue going on here.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
But you can't trust now. I can never trust you
or your mama. I don't know what y'all will do.
You know now you're forever. I'm always looking at you
with a side eye because you had this whole operation
on the side of our marriage and never mentioned it
to me.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
You just gotta be smarter about it. Oh, you just
gotta not get caught, is what this says. If you're
if you got insecurities and you want answers, and you
can get them and no one ever has to, no
one's ever the wiser, then you go get those answers
and you make sure you never get caught.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
That's it, Oh my lanta?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Eight five five five five, Well, because like I don't,
I don't know if you're gonna live with this. If
you are, if you believe this, and you have no evidence,
no evidence whatsoever, and this is something that you just
have to clear your mind about. And I sit down,
I say, Kiki, is that kid mine? I want a
DNA test. I'm saying you're a cheater for no reason.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
No, because you know you can say postpartum, men go
through postpartum two.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
You know you could, Like I'm just saying, he would
have to me. You could have blamed it on your
mental health, and I would have worked with you. But
the fact that.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
You're on your you a cheater even if my mental
health is off, which my mental health is always off.
And you knew that when I when we got when
we hod to.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Call me a cheated to my face, now behind my back, okay, callina,
what would you do if Poppy did this?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Well, I'm taking a.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Grave at the cemetery.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
That is like, I'm already postpartum, already going through everything.
I cooked this baby for nine months, and you're accusing
me of that sometimes I look at my daughter though
I don't even know she's mine because she looks nothing
like me, even like just like her beautiful, like you know,
skin texture, everything, her color. I'm like, oh my god, like,
are you even my baby? But na, I might have
to but in hovey ever asked me that, or him
and his mother went behind my back I don't even
(07:17):
know what's worse, to be honest, I don't know if
you're going behind my back room just straight up telling
me I want a DNA test.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You cannot get caught. If you're going to do this,
you cannot get caught. That's really what this comes down to,
is you just simply cannot get caught. Hey, Chloe, Hi, Chloe,
Welcome to Keiky's Court. On The Fred Show, I did
a situation a dude is insecure because he doesn't think
that his kid is his, and so despite the fact
that he has no evidence of her cheating whatsoever, he wins,
(07:44):
and he and his mom went and had a DNA
test to prove that in fact, the kid was his
and it is, and then his wife found out because
he was a dummy, and he bought all on a
shared account.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Dummy. But what do you think.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
I don't know, Like, honestly, I think probable you should
go because there's like so many things that are wrong
in this situation. For me. One, you say that, oh,
I had to do it because my anxiety was so bad. Okay,
So like if you struggle with mental health, you should
be talking with your partner about that, and you should
probably have a therapist because chances are if you were
talking with your therapist about all this, you would not
(08:19):
have needed to buy the maternity test. Second issue, what
is mom in law doing? Like there are things that
you like say, and then there are things that you
don't say, and it seems like mom in law is
a little bit of a hater. And there's just like
something you just don't tell your kids about their other partner,
(08:41):
you know, Like if my mom has some opinions about
my husband, I tell her, yeah, thank you, keep them
to yourself and let's keep it moving. But I feel
like this is also pretty severe where you're like, yeah,
I don't think the kid her is either like what what?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah, Chloe said, No, I'm glad you called.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Have a good day. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
I mean, look, I'm a thinker, you know, I let
my mind get the best of me. I have my insecurities.
I wouldn't say, you know, this would hopefully be one
of them. But if I need to rest my mind
over something that I know is ridiculous, I've got two choices.
I can either it's either a mind ever matter or
I control I control it. And I said this is ridiculous,
(09:22):
and I have to talk to myself and say, hey, hey, Fred,
this is like you're a crazy person and this is
a crazy thought, and move past it. And if I
simply cannot do that, I don't need to torture you
and sit down and accuse you of being a bad person.
I get answers on my own.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
And get caught.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I already said, don't get caught.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
How could you.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Live with yourself if you did that in secret?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Though?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
See, I could live with myself a lot better than
sitting down and accusing a person who I don't really
think cheated cheated because I'm a crazy person.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
But if you don't really think they cheated, then why
do you need the test?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
You've never had a thought that just was unreasonable, that
just didn't add up.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Of course I have, but I would share that.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
I wouldn't.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
I wouldn't get my.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
B you're projecting like I know that if I really
have no evidence of you cheating, and I sit you
down and I accuse you cheating, that isn't quite the
accusation when I know I'm a crazy person, So I
can put my mind to rest.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Mine is rested. Oh you just take a card.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Oh someone said you were lying here. Hold on a
secondere you say, kick you out here? Lying like a
living room rug. Wanted to gotta be upfront about it. See,
I don't think that's an answer. I simply don't think
that's that's not an option.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
You're right, I'm lying. I want him to go sneak
around my back, behind my back, what is mama? Yeah,
not exactly. Yeah, but I just can't want him to
be honest.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I'm not saying any of this is good, but I
can't just project every insecurity I have on too my partner.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's not fair to my partner.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
But you can do it without saying someone cheated. You
could say, hey, i'm having these thoughts. I know they're baby,
it's not mine.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That means another dude put his stuff in there.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, you could say I know you didn't cheat, but
like I have been hurt in the past, and this
is what's coming up for me. You could have a
conversation without accusing someone.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
If I didn't think you cheated, then we don't need
the test. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
This one is one that's going to be tough to
work around. I don't think you can communicate that without
I think that's equally hurtful, maybe more hurtful. And you
could also a lot of people were suggesting that you
just blame it on mom in law, just get hurt,
just say my.
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Mom, I don't know the relationship.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I couldn't get her to shut up. I couldn't. Hey, Polly, Polly, Hi, Polly,
my niece. My niece is not yet doesn't have an
opinion on this yet. She's fo what would you do here? What?
What's what? How do you get around this? What do
you say? What do you do?
Speaker 10 (11:42):
I mean? I would leave. Honestly, this sucks because they've
been trying so long to have this kid and then
she finally has a kid and this shit all happens.
But the mother in law is a bigger problem than
we're talking about here, because why is she why is
she on why is she adding to this she's probably
getting in her son's head. Like honestly, that's probably part
(12:05):
of it as well. So I think she has to
go because there's a whole baggage here.
Speaker 6 (12:11):
It seems like you be honest with my mom.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I'd hope she'd talk me out of it, right, you know,
I hope.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yes, that's crazy, you know, like, let's someone just texted
my kid didn't look like me until my kid was
ten or something. So like, I don't know that that's
you know, I don't know. I think sometimes you gotta
take you gotta, you gotta uh, you cannot just put
everything else that you're feeling onto other people simply because
you're feeling it. You kind of have to like sometimes
have control over your thoughts and and and so I
(12:38):
don't know that necessarily putting that on her is something
you would ever recover from. But then again, I think
getting caught in this case is not something you're ever
going to get going to recover from. So I don't
know there's a point of no return here. Yeah, he
just can't get cold.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Yeah, I agree, either way he would have been he
should be gone, Okay, I'd be colder, or if he
didn't tell her you know, thank you.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
I appreciate it. Have a good day you too.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Just don't get going, Fred, I don't know about that.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Calin's Entertainment report. He's on the Pread Show.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Taylor Swift has been living with boyfriend Travis Kelcey in
Florida and spend her day on Friday surprising children at
the Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital there. A few clips are
making their rounds on social or We're over the weekend
of Taylor taking her time with each kiddo making her rounds,
even sending a girl named Naya her entire outfit after
(13:30):
she simply told Taylor that she liked it. Of course,
very sick people on the internet took issue with the visit,
with some calling her out for handing out signed copies
of her Eras tour book. Apparently that's rude to patients.
Also others asking why the interactions were filmed. First of all,
Taylor famously bands pressed from being at these hospital visits,
(13:51):
but other people film and she lets them because she's
not going to say no.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Phone right, the family's filmed, and then they put it up.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
She allows that, yeah, which they can film if they want,
they can share if they want so that's why it's
making its rounds. You guys are sick. And after she
left the hospital posted you made this a day we'll
never shake off. Thank you Taylor Swift for bringing your
support and kindness to Joe DiMaggio Children's Hospital. You turned
hospital hallways into a place of joy, comfort and connection.
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And the last time she did this, I believe, was
in Kansas City and a girl said that she really
wanted a dice and air wrap for Christmas and it
showed up at her hospital room the next day.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
No good deed goes unpunished.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I was like, my goodness, can you.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Can you Nope? In her spare time, she certainly did
not need to do that. The entire Bonnaroom Music and
Arts Festival in Tennessee was canceled over the weekend, all
due to bad weather. The event was slated for Thursday
through Sunday, but Luke Colmes was the only headliner that
got to perform before the storm sit which meant the
rest of the weekend was canceled and fans weren't able
to watch artists like Tyler the Creator, Olivia Rodrigo, Hozier,
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Glo Rilla, Tyler Avri Lavine, John Summon, dam Dalla Glass,
Animals and more so, they just straight up canceled the
whole thing, which was a huge bummer. I'm sure Sasha
Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher have finalized their divorce, and
we know this because they both announced it on social media,
sharing the same status on Instagram, saying they're proud of
what they achieved during their time together and have great
(15:16):
respect for each other. They're committed to remaining friends and
co parenting their three children. They met in two thousand
and one, got engaged in two thousand and four, married
in Paris in twenty ten, before announcing last year that
they were separating.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
And Jason was.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Saying earlier this morning, he can't believe that she he
even landed her in the first place. Yeah, but Funny
wins every time.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
I feel like but she is very beautiful.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And lastly, How to Train Your Dragon debuted with a
strong eighty three point seven million, and this reboot actually
topped twenty nineteen's How to Train Your Dragon movie.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
But the movie took.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Down Lelo and Stitch, which is why I'm doing this
story put it in second place after dominating the charts.
Materialists was the third with Dakota Johnson, Petro Pascal and
Chris Evan and Mission Impossible and John Wick that spin
off Ballerina.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Right, I've read from both Lilo and Stitch. They've both
forgiven me. Have they for underestimating that they could be
Mission Impossible? I didn't think they could do it. I
underestimated Leelo Anstitch. It both reached out excepted my apology.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
You certainly did.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I thought I went on the whole thing. Why are
you putting up a movie against Mission Impossible? No one's
going to go to that.
Speaker 6 (16:23):
Well, really, doug your heels it.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I get then fifty million dollars later, seventy or whatever
it was. They made all the money and the Mission
Impossible was like a measly second. So you know, I'm sorry.
I'd like to apologize yet again.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
All right, sorry to Lelo and Stitch.
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Did you know the first ever alarm clock could only
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Which that would have worked for most of us? Yeah,
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Speaker 2 (17:24):
When my alarm goes off the first time, the seventh
time is around four to fifteen as I hit snooze
over and over again. The first American alarm clock was
invented by Levi Hutchins in seventeen eighty seven. It took
sixty years for the French inventor Antoine Redier. I don't
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Speaker 4 (18:42):
Yeah, I just I just feel like we just need
to all put this on the floor and just address
these people all for once. Okay, what exactly are you
trying to do when you FaceTime someone unplanned? I feel
like I feel like you are trying to catch me
with my pants. Now you know there's the type of
operation going on that you're trying to.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like, Well, after you tell me that you answered the
phone once mid thrust, Yes, you and Big Tim we're
getting it on. Apparently you get the foot you saw
it was me until you answered while he was getting
at it. Now, that's why I FaceTime you all the time.
I'm hoping I'm gonna catch a little something.
Speaker 6 (19:17):
Is that what you're doing.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Yeah, because I the moment you like, And I really
hope that if anyone is ever in danger that you
try to reach me, don't FaceTime me, call me or
text me. Do not FaceTime me because I'm not picking up.
I refuse, and I just feel like it's my right.
And you just out here FaceTime and folks unannounced, that
(19:38):
is I think it is rude.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
I mean, you could not answer rude.
Speaker 7 (19:42):
It's a rude Sometimes I'm just drunk of puppies that
I want to call you that way.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I'm not any it was the ulterior motive.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
I already know what that's going to be.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
You're excluded from me, right, so I thought it's Friday night, man,
I get a FaceTime for me that I know.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
I know exactly what this is.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
I'm not there's no malice.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
You're not calling to break that news to me drunken pephees.
Everyone knows that.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
But you will remember if we're naked, So I answer
doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Like I know, when Jason calls me, I already know
what's on the other somebody's working the cashier, the registered
his own drink.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Crazy, right, But.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
When a random friend just face times me out of note,
like who do you think you are?
Speaker 6 (20:21):
First? Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
She does that. I would agree, girl, you cannot sneak
attack face times.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
She asked me, can I call you for some advice?
I'm like, oh, you know, it's serious.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
She needs to talk and she just face times me
and I answer, I have no makeup on him in
the bed. I'm terrified. My witching hour is two pm.
It's when I start to get really scared and like
very tired. Yeah, and she just is on there like
looking at me and she wants to talk. Do you
know how long and how hard it is to say
engaged looking at.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
Someone for that long?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah, FaceTime is a lot of work at based on
the phone. I can be doing anything right and just listening,
but FaceTime, I got a look, can look engage and
you can tell if I'm not paying attention. And I'm
even I would say eighty percent of the time. Now
I'll even text you to see if I can call you.
There are very few people. There are very few people
that I will just pick up the phone and call,
unless it's an emergency or it's really urgent. I will
(21:15):
usually text someone now and say, hey, can we talk.
Is now a good time or whatever before I will call?
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Because you were raised right, Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
I'm a friend instilled that in you. That is what
you are supposed.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I mean, FaceTime wasn't invented until I was in my thirties.
But still, I mean she was still we had we
had to have a refresher raising class.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yeah, where she told me.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
But see now she'll sneak attack of FaceTime no problem,
oh mama friend, oh mom, and Fred will sneak attack
of face time.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
And we know what she'll do sometimes is she'll call
and I'll pick up, and you go, oh good, and
then all of a sudden you hear that and it's
her trying to make it into a FaceTime. Yeah. I'm like, no,
I agree to a call by picking this up. I
agreed to a call, not a face time. I wouldn't
answered if I'd known that was coming. I'm getting heated
about this now.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, it's not right man. Then you get on the FaceTime,
you forget you're on there. Next thing, you know, walking around,
showed you my tie house, you saw me with my
hair off.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
It's just it's not safe.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
That's the thing. You have to expect that I'm going
to have my AirPods. I'm going to set the phone down.
You're just gonna be looking at my ceiling, and I'm
going to continue walking around doing the laundry, doing the
stuff that I need to do. Right, and we can
still talk, but you are not seeing anything. You're seeing
the table or the ceiling. Just call me for that.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
That needs to be added to the Fred Show Constitution.
I think maybe on today's Tangent Paulina, we're going to
keep that open because today I think we're going to
talk about your boobs because you mentioned them on our sheet.
I like that because you wanted to talk about your boobs,
and I think that's a better form for that. And
then I also think I think we need to have
a little vote here of the Congress.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Yes, and we need.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I think there are some things that need to come
off the constitution that are outdated and some things that
need to be added. And I think one of the
things that needs to be added, without question is no
surprise face times.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
No, I make it that far because I'm already in
trouble with our boss Intermbella.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
Oh yeah, wow, dot dot dot is well
Speaker 4 (23:06):
The checks I received before this top right, that's my
own boy,
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