FULL 8AM: Kaelin's Toast and Left Handed Polar Bears

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
We're just missing the guy who breaks every voice of
men song down it. Hey, baby, I'm sorry. Please forgive
me for all the wrong haf done and then you
gotta go. Please, please forgive you. I love you. I
didn't mean to get were I didn't know she was

(00:28):
an Instagram model. I didn't know she was a home
Fred show is on. I knew that one in my sleep.
I love that one her favorite song. I didn't know
she was a beautif Voices of Ages, I tell you
Friday Guys, July eleventh, Hi Klein, wedding planner, makeup artist,

(00:50):
care sylast cater, Yes, Jimmy John's orderer, that's you. That
is me. The wedding of the century, that happens in
no time. Not stress it all. You also have can I?
Can I mention your interesting challenge? We're so late, I
don't really care. But the interesting challenge you have about
your speech the end of your speech? Can I mention it?
Of course, you have an interesting challenge because the groom

(01:13):
I overheard is sober, and you want to offer some
kind of acknowledgment of that and how difficult that is,
and then and then have some kind of cheers at
the end of your speech, how do you how do
you cheers, which is which you could cheers without alcohol,
of course, but I mean like, how do you sort
of go from making that acknowledgment to then celebrating with

(01:35):
the cheers in a way that doesn't necessarily say alcohol.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, because I'm ending my speech with just how proud
I am. You know, he's young, he's in his twenties,
and he's sober, and it's very difficult and I'm just
so proud of him and he's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And so to segue.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Into so raise a glass, you know, I mean, of
course I'll be drinking, but I just feel.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like you could say that raising something like that. I
think I can keep it simple though, because I feel
like if you overthink it and starts who explaining to
raise a glass, unless, of course you're like this guy,
it doesn't drink anything. You're an aw My stepdad he's
also in it. I like, put your drink, you know.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
I I just wanted to do something in place of that,
but I can't think of it yet what I'm doing,
So I'm just kind of brainstorming right now, like something different,
you know, kiss the person next to you, and what
does your.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Peace be with you and also with your spirit or
whatever it is. Turn to the person to your right
and left.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, perfect, kill somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, I think we came up with a solution. Thanks Kiki,
I don't know she was a home Djerotic is here
The Friday Throwback Dance Party. I'm a freends yet the
Friday Throwback Dance Party. Thank you for all the text,
all the tweets, all the social everything hashtag have t
t P. We do it every Friday to kick off

(02:54):
to the weekend. That's a fun Factor is next I
have for you. And I feel pressure with the fun
Fact lately because I feel like I'm being judged. I
feel like that. I feel like you guys are expecting
heat every day. Yes we are. And we've done this
for a little while now, and I don't remember what
I've done and what I have. I've just spewed so
many facts that I don't know, but I don't. We're

(03:15):
gonna pretend like I haven't done this one. I got
a new list and we're gonna you've never heard this before,
and we're gonna do it more.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Fread Show Next, The Fread Show is on Fread's Fun Fact.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
So much. I don't know how they know this is
true or if they had to, like I hire someone
to sit there and watch this all day? But did
you know did you know all polar bears are left handed? Whoa?
But no, another good one. Oh, I thought you were.
I truly didn't know that you were. Wow, you were
being a thespian there. I thought I thought you were

(03:57):
acting because you're on that fact, because your eyes got
big and your mouth got but I was like, oh, no,
is this is this Calhen the actress coming out? No, no,
that's a really good fun fact.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
I don't you know, I'm serious, Like, I don't understand
how well.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I don't know if they were writing jay, I don't
they know that they're left or right here? They're just
do think it is because they were like doing arithmetic
or something I did? Well? That was my question though.
Did they hire like a scientist to sit there and
watch all the like watch them all to determine this
or like, did a lot of people get killed by
them and they like before they were gone, they were
like not the left hand. I don't know. Huh, yeah, yeah,

(04:35):
all polar bears what not? You had you always you
have a look on your face off daily where I
know there's a thought behind it.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's always a thought there.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
No, no no, I don't need to say everything I've
learned that here. No you do though. It's the only
thing you need to do is say absolutely ever. Poor Fredshell.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
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