FULL SHOW: 03/24/2025

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You've got to wait.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Bread's show is on the hottest morning show. I haven't
heard it with the hottest morning show in a while,
so that's good. That's good reminder that we're the hottest
morning show. What happened to that woman?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Where is she? She's doing Texas? Now we'll tax season,
so it's our season.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It is, she's busy. I mean, we haven't heard it
a while. I've heard a lot about Jason. I've heard
a lot about Kaylin's grounding sheets. I've heard a lot
about adult of Paulinie pronunciations. I just haven't heard it
were the hottest morning show. So I'm glad to hear
that morning everyone. We are back from vacation. It is
Monday in March twenty fourth. The French Show's on. Hi Kaylin,
good morning, Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Paulina, Hey, Kiki, Good

(00:46):
morning showbiz. Kiki is here. And I have to look
because it's been a week. So undefeated. I know that,
Oh right, undefeated is correct? Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Six fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
I think or seven? We don't know, you know, I
got my math team. I mean, yeah, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Are we sure about that?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
That's the lab lab.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm figured it.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Out right, I'm sending Bella back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
So we started at one hundred bucks. So that was
win number one. She's won seven. But then there were
ties that we're going with it right to me? Yeah right,
I'm not even going because there were several ties and
each time that goes up fifty and whatever is the
prize in the showdown the Entertainment Report this morning will

(01:45):
do uh what is today Monday? So we'll do all
KANKI scord I feel like we haven't done one in
a while. Yeah, he scored today.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Butt up, bum girl, you did not make the cut.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Okay, just didn't make the cut the entertainment What are
you working on?

Speaker 4 (02:04):
K We are talking Jonas Brothers also Jennifer Aniston's new man.
And I will tell you who had to see their
wife's ex privates while he was in a play on
Broadway And you hated to just sit right there.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Exes, prime wife's exes.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, a dude who used to do your wife? You
have to see their privates?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh yeah, that would be that would be traumatic on
a lot of level. Yeah, I guess I was married.
And then so that was picture. I blocked it out
right and then I have to look at the guys priate.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Wow, yeah, you just sit there in a plot. It's crazy. Yeah,
well it was he was in a play.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
I mean, I be. It happens with exes all the time,
you know, whether it's I don't know, you get married,
have kids, get divorced. There's still visitation, so you're going
back and forth. You're still seeing your ex. Your ex
moves on, then that person has to look at you,
you look at them. You all know the same thing.
I don't know, it just feels weird to me, The whole,

(03:08):
the whole a thing feels weird. It's great.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I don't think anyone enjoys it, but I mean.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Having constant contact or like, I don't know, I'm in
an event with a girl i'm dating who used to
be married to a guy who has kids, and we're
all in the same room, and like he and I
have to pretend like you know, we we we all
know the same stuff. But then we got to pretend
like we like it. I don't know, it's kind of strange.
I suppose you could take the stance that will you know,

(03:35):
I'm there now so lucky me, or there with me
now so lucky them. But then it's it's kind of strange.
You have like constant contact with the person who's seen
the person that you love naked. Yeah, that's a level
of growth. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
I don't know if I could ever accomplish.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm very insecure, so it's all I would think about. Yeah,
it's yeah, I don't know. Well, anyway, deep thoughts for
later on this Right right there we are, there we
are again, watching another one of my girlfriend's ex us
in a musical. Always I guess what I'm there to

(04:17):
begin with is why would you make me go to that?
Don't put me in that position, lady. Also a textas morning,
you can you can phone? Can you can phone? You
can use the phone? Text Belhamina eight five five five
three five No, I almost read that. I almost read
the phone number of the person who texted, which is
I haven't had enough coffee yet, Like a week off,
a week of not getting up at this time absolutely

(04:39):
throws everything off. This first hour is going to be
just I don't know. Does Jesus take the wheel? However?
A text him eight one five a picture of a
beautiful beach and the sun rising, and it says impatiently
waiting for you all to take over Myrtle Beach so
I can move there in this beautiful picture of a beach,
Myrtle Beach, And I don't know. We don't have to

(05:00):
be on the radio there for you to go and
move if you if you'd like to live there, you
can do that. We have the iHeartRadio app. You know
you could. You could listen to us that way. I
don't want people to feel like, you know, wherever they're
listening to us, they have to be there. Actually, actually
do I do want you to feel that, all right?
If you listen, If you listen to us in a place,
especially if it's a place where no one's listening currently,

(05:22):
then you have to stay. Never mind, even in West
Palm Beach and you listen and then you have to stay.
If you're in Salt Lake City and you're listening, then
you have to stay. I'm sorry, Okay, well that's been decided.

Speaker 5 (05:33):
And make us a pre set. And while we're at it,
make us make us a pre set.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Headlines and trending stories will do him next to the
biggest stories of the day. A very sad, A very
sad passing for sports and home appliances and otherwise I'll explain.
Of course, Jason knows the Sweet sixteen has been sat
men's college basketball. A payment plan for a burrito is

(06:03):
a thing. I'm going to ruin some people's days this
morning to start, and I don't mean to, not with
the payment plan necessarily, but with the five worst fast
foods for your health. According to the New York Post,
a TikTok filter has been removed, and a dude who
swallowed a million dollars worth of I'll tell you that

(06:23):
the show is on Friend's Biggest Stories of the day.
So the Troop time heavyweight champion boxer George Foreman passed
away on Friday at the age of seventy six. Now
what do Jason, What did George Foreman do? He made
a grill. See, I knew you would say that. What
did he do before that? Though? Did he bite the ear?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Oh jesus, he was just planning to make a grill
before he made a grill.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh no, I'm kidding.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, But but he bit the ear right? No, that
was Evander Holyfield. Evander holy oh yeah, yeah, no, no,
they are very different, very different men.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah. George Foreman though, the two time heavyweight
champion boxer, didn't I did I say yes to start
the story? Yeah, I was gonna say, didn't. I just
tell you what he did, and then what you had
to do was repeat it.

Speaker 6 (07:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
SURET term memory issue. I'm definitely listening. He passed away.
Foreman also won an Olympic gold medal in nineteen sixty eight,
as he was inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame
as well. What did George Foreman do? He was a
boxer and he did not bite the ear? Yeah, no, no,
he did, however, invented George Foreman Grill, which went on

(07:44):
to sell more than one hundred million units. I don't
know who did the interview with him, but I saw
one not that long ago about just sort of how
that all happened and whatever else. But he made so
much money on the George Foreman Grill, like a gazillion
times more than he ever made as an analyst or
in boxing or whatever else. He also has twelve children
and five sons, and he named all five of his

(08:06):
sons George. What's wild fun fact about George. You have
twelve kids, five sons, they're all named George. So hey,
you know it's hard I feel like man. Oftentimes they'll
they'll name their first son after themselves, and then the
rest are named something else, and it's like, there's the

(08:26):
one that if you're a let me ask you a
question eight five, five, five, nine one one oh three five.
If you are a junior, or even if you're like
a female version of a junior, like you were named
after your mom or you were named after your dad,
do you have a higher expectation of performance than everybody
else or is it just you got the name of

(08:47):
the person because you were the firstborn, or do you
feel like because you're named after your dad, like I
got it. Now, I gotta do more with my life
because I have to accomplish more. I can't be a loser.
Or do you or do you feel like that that
parent favors you, Like for example, my niece, her name
is Paulie Paula, and she's named after my brother in

(09:09):
law's aunt and my aunt, not my mom my aunt.
So I gotta think that Pollie's looking pretty good in
the will from my aunt. Not as good as me,
but pretty good because well she's the namesake, right, I
gotta think that benefits. She's somewhere along the lines, doesn't
it should none of you, I guess none of you
guys are a junior in any sense.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
No, see, I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (09:32):
Like I have a daughter, I personally like, okay, the
aunt is cool, Like I like that I can name
my kid after my aunt or whoever. But myself, I'm
okay with that. Those already one screw up named Paulina.
We don't need to gots like, we don't need that.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
We just we don't have to be so harsh on ourselves.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Now I feel silly, but you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Everyone knows your name is Pauline, right, yes, don't get
me Paulina, Paulina, Pauline, Paula because.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah, Paula here at work.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yep. Yeah, well or Paula by r HR director who
probably if all people should know your name. No, the
short version I always get this story messed up. But
the short version of the story is, you were born
in Chicago. There's a street called Paulina that looks like Paulina.
That's what your mom wanted to name you. But the
nurses make sure I'm getting this right. The nurses said

(10:20):
no because people will confuse it with the name of
the street. So they actually, like the nurses convinced your mom, yes,
who was not was relatively new to the country. No,
don't do it that way. Her name is going to
be Pauline insteads so no one confuses it is they
get that right?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're right, yeah, and that's a true story.

Speaker 7 (10:37):
I had nurses who told my mother, do not, you know,
go with Paulina, because then Paula should be Paulina, right,
like that's how you say it. And no, they said
he should put a E because of the street Polina,
which wasn't far from where I was born, which was
eighteenth in California, if you know, you know, there's a
hospital there. And they did not come to play. They
did not come to play. My mom no epideral know, nothing,

(10:57):
no water, no nothing. And they name they named her
baby oh my period.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Wow, I know.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Okay, yeah, it's it's not great.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
But I personally would like to change my name, but
legally I cannot.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
To Pauline or to like Steve.

Speaker 7 (11:13):
I would like to name myself Paulina because that's all
I've ever known.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I don't know who Pauline is.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
But then I found I gotta get like a whole
new social Security and all that, and you guys know,
I'm not doing all that.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I'm not filing papers for one letter.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
I don't know. Maybe you get a fresh startup the
on your credit score and I don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:28):
Wait, hold on, now you got the Kiki's been trying
to do this for years.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
The toll way people won't find her. I know a
guy the Men's NCAA's Sweet sixteen. For some reason, that's
a hard thing to say. Matchups have been determined Thursday
and Friday. Those games began Alabama versus BYU, Florida versus Maryland,
Duke versus Arizona, Texas Tech versus Arkansas, and Friday it's

(11:57):
Michigan State. Woo, go Green go Wait, it's Michigan State, Ole,
Miss Tennessee, Kentucky, Auburn, Michigan. That's when you say something bad,
not Aburn, well Michigan.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh, I said, Oh, okay, Auburn versus Michigan, Yes, yuck, yuck.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
I don't think is there an Auburn Michigan.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
I don't know, man, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
There's always like weird teams in this thing that I'm like,
I've never heard.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Of you, Auburn. I'm sorry, we're pretty determined you're not listening, Jason,
I'm not surprised that you're confused. Purdue all in the
Sweet sixteen. That's that Thursday and Friday. So there's a
partnership that's been announced between door Dash and I believe
it's called Klarna. That's the name of the business. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Yeah, after pay Baby, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
I try to stay away from that because I feel
like this is the kind of stuff that gets people
in trouble like me. Yeah, but door Dash in Klarna,
you can now buy a burrito or a McDonald's order
and pay for it later across four interest free payments.
See's what I'm talking about. Like, if I don't have
the money for the burrito, I don't need to be

(13:11):
the burrito will very quickly because it's already thirty five
dollars to have it delivery. If you've noticed, you know
that the three dollars crunch wrap or whatever from Taco Bell,
it actually costs seventeen dollars. But I certainly don't want
to have to walk two blocks to go get it,
so sure, bring it to me for seventeen. But if
you're telling me that I could then pay for it later.
That's a problem because, as I think we've probably all

(13:33):
learned at one time or another in our lives, at
seventeen dollars burrito, if you don't pay for it in
I think it's a week or two or three or
whatever it is, it becomes a ninety seven thousand dollars
burrito in no time. You have to spend at least
thirty five dollars. But customers who defer payment on a
fast food delivery are significantly are at a significantly higher
risk of missing one of the interest free installment payments

(13:57):
Consumer Reports. Warrens, if you don't pay the bill on
time and you start getting multiple late fees, it could
be a very expensive pad tie. So I don't know
about this one. I'm gonna say, uh, don't do it.
That's what I'm gonna that's my financial advice of the morning. Yes,
you don't, don't make installment payments on a burrito, but

(14:18):
like the cheaper burrito.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
The upside could be like if you are making payments
on something and you make them on time, Like, doesn't
that help your credit?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
So like could that be good? Like one good thing?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (14:29):
I don't know. I feel like if we're making four
payments on a Taco Bell order. We don't need to
Taco Bell, right, you're out here doing God's work. One
doesn't help, Okay, I don't maybe, I mean that could
be true, but I feel like, you know, again, there's
small payments, so simple, and then you're not. You forget

(14:50):
one payment and then all of a sudden, like it
kind of defeats the purpose of not having the money
at the time because it becomes that much more expensive.
Look at me, I'm Dave Ramsey over here. You don't
have the money, then you can't have the chelupah. I mean,
I think that's probably a wise I don't know me

(15:10):
after walking by it someone smoking weed and because of
course I don't. But if I were to walk by
it and ingest some secondhand smoke and I didn't have
any money in my checking account, that's going to become
a very expensive payment plan all of a sudden. So
I don't. I don't think I need it. I don't
need him. Also, this morning, the five worst fast foods
for your health have been revealed. These are specific menu items. Now,

(15:34):
these are pretty gluttonous menu items, Like I don't know
that everybody's just and I'm not judging you if you are,
but I'm not sure if everyone's just pulling up an
order in this stuff, you know, just like it's it's
These are a typical things, but you're not supposed to
eat them every day. Okay. Some of the worst defenders
on this list the Bacon King from Burger King. Yeah,

(15:55):
I don't know what. It sounds like a higher level
of commitment to bake and then just average bacon sandwich,
you know, like I don't know, you know, I mean,
like you they have like the Son of the Baconator
at Wendy's, which is like a small bacon cheeseburger kind
of thing. They also have like the Grandfather Baconator that's
like seven feet tall and it has like eighty eight

(16:18):
thousand pieces of bacon on it, and like they have it.
It doesn't mean you have to get it every time
you go. But maybe the big Bacon Classic triple see,
that's what I'm talking about from Wendy's, The honey Barbecue
chicken strip basket from Dairy Queen. These are all packed
with high levels of fat, sodium, and carbs. Other unhealthy
options to avoid. The sausage patty Breakfast crunch wrap from

(16:40):
Taco Bell, the crispy Chicken club wrap from Arbi's, and
the mac and cheese bread bowl from Panera. Oh, I
want to hear both sides of the story on that one,
Like surely there's something redeeming about it, Like, I don't know,
dairy is that good?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Their mac and cheese is.

Speaker 4 (16:58):
So good, but it is a lot of calories.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
And how you know what? He's good for the environment
because there's no waste for sure. Yeah, you're filling the vest.
You can eat the vessel. Yeah, if I can eat
the vessel, I'm canceling out whatever bad part for me
that's being canceled out by However, I'm helping the environment. Yeah,
I'm full of them. I'm full of rose. I'm full

(17:23):
of it. And then the sausage patty breakfast crunch trapt
that just sounds like I remember when my sister had
one of those for the first time, and she called
me and she was embarrassed because she was at first
very upset because she thought she'd ordered a hash brown
and she drove away and there was no hash brown
to be found. She was mad. She was about to
turn around and go get her hash brown. And read

(17:43):
them and tell them where is my hash brown? This
is an unacceptable business practice. And then she instead decided
just to take a bite of whatever she got, only
to find the hash brown was with him. Oh it
was stop shopping. It was handheld breakfast. It was all
right there. The cheese, the hash brown, the egg, the
sausage is all just right there in one hand, just
ready to be consumed. And she loved the efficiency. She

(18:04):
was so excited she had to call me and tell
me there's a hash browned inside the thing. That's right. Yeah. Now,
if you eat all that then you probably won't need this,
but it doesn't matter because you can't have it anyway.
A chubby filter from TikTok has been pulled after complaints
of toxic body shammy. Let me tell you, when I'm

(18:27):
on TikTok, I am not looking for the filter that
makes me look the fattest. I don't need that filter
at all. I'm looking for the filter that makes my
skin look you know, china, dull, pristine, and that makes
me look the skinniest and the best light. Okay, so
I'm not looking for this, which is why did even
know it existed. However, a TikTok filter has now been
banned after experts warn that it created a toxic online culture.

(18:50):
The chubby filter used AI to make it ap peer
as though users had gained a lot of weight, so
you would post it before and after picture, one picture
showing your regular appear and the others showing yourself with
a greater body weight. However, experts have worn that this
could contribute to a toxic diet culture, and as a result,
TikTok has stepped in to ban the filter altogether. So

(19:12):
there it is, But I didn't know it existed because
that's certainly is not what I'm looking for when I'm
posting to whatever social platform. Look at me looking fat? No, No,
I don't need a filter for that. And finally, a
Florida man has been arrested because he swallowed seven hundred
and seventy thousand dollars worth of Tiffany and Company jewelry.

(19:35):
So the guy was staying in Orlando hospital for multiple
If you swallow a million dollars worth of diamonds, I
guess they keep you at the hospital until they find
the diamonds. Oh no, right, because you got a million
dollars worth of stuff in you. So he had to
stay at the hospital for multiple weeks until he passed
all of the diamond earrings, and they've been able to

(19:55):
recover all four of the ear rings, as well as
two other unidentified ear rings. I guess, I'm not sure
he swallowed a lot of diamonds. What I want to
know is, if I go to Tiffany with a million
dollars today and I want to buy some ear rings,
are the ones that passed through this man?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, because they recovered them. So what are they doing
with them? I they're gonna just put them back in
a little blue box and sell them to somebody cleaning them.
Oh no, so, I guess. Last month the guy post
has representative for an NBA player and was taken to
a private room to inspect all the diamonds. He then
proceeded to swallow them all and then leave. He was

(20:36):
pulled over a few hours later, arrested, and then put
into the hospital where he had to pass them all.
And he did. I can't imagine. I don't know. I
have a lot of questions, but that can't be a
pleasurable process. Oh yeah, what'd you do with them? I
ate him? Okay? Well, and then whose job is it
to go find him? Then? Like, this is terrible. Don't
we don't think nurses enough? Because I bet it was

(20:58):
some nurse somewhere and somehow hospital that was like, really,
I have to do this? Do I get one of
the diamonds because then you know, maybe they go pay
upon it or something. At that point, don't you have
to tell anybody where they were? But somebody had to
sort through that guy's stuff for two weeks to find
a million dollars worth of diamonds that he swallowed. Disgusting.

(21:18):
It's National Cocktail Day and National Cheesecake Day today as well.
The entertainer of four Kaln's got that next game sooner
minutes after says that will do blogs, our audio journals,
waiting by the phone, why did somebody get ghosted? Brand new?
And in the next twenty minutes, we'll do it. Kiln's
entertainer report is on.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
The fread show Brianna chicken Fry.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
She's that influencer who turned down twelve million and an
NDA from singer Zach Bryan.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Well.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
She shared a new horrific story that people kind of
are assuming is about him and their relationship. So there's
a trend on TikTok and I don't know if you
guys have seen this right now, but it's like where
someone will share a video of themselves and say she
doesn't know it yet, but X was about to happen. Well,
Breed did the trend, sharing a video of herself dancing
and looking really happy, and she wrote she doesn't know Tonight,

(22:07):
after her last sold out live show, her boyfriend will
stay out until nine am, then go to a random
married couple's house and f the husband's wife while the
husband is asleep next to him on the couch, then
call her to scream at her, force her to pick
him up because he's too drunk to drive, and blame
her in the morning with a heart in the comment section.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Yeah what.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yeah, what had happened was yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
So she's claiming after her last she was on tour
for her podcast. After that show, her boyfriend at the time,
who people think was Zach because if you know when
the show was happening, you know she was dating him
at that time, went to a married couple's house, the
husband was asleep and they hooked up and then he
had her pick him up from the married couple's house.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
After.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
That's very traumatic. I would be very traumatized by that.
I would certainly probably tell that story. But how long
have we been talking about that breakup? Because I'm beginning
to think that he just lives rent free in her head,
which at what point do we just move on? Like that?
Was that? We were talking about that for six months
last year, this breakup, So I kind of wonder, like
it is she's still talking about it.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
She hasn't been this but I think she just wanted
to do the trend. I guess, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
I mean, it was super traumatic, so maybe this is
her way of healing. But she she hasn't really talked
a lot about it since we talked about the NBA
and NDA. Not the NBA and the twelve millions turned.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Out twelve million dollars. I'm talking about you to the
end of time. Yeah it turned out twelve I will
wake up every day with a new story. Okay, oh yeah,
for Gray, I turned out twelve million.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Please. I mean, like, have you ever dated somebody though
who or maybe you were friends with them or not
friends with them or something where they they're still telling
stories about you months and months years later, and it's
like Okay, maybe even if that story we're true, and
I'm this, this is a pretty good story, But I
mean some of the other stuff or in other examples,
if I'm talking about my ex after a year, I

(24:07):
think that says more about me than them.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, we had Jenna in jail. Yeah, yeah, we haven't
gotten too a year yet. But I mean, I don't know.
Maybe she just wanted to do the trend. I can't
pretend to know what she went through in that, and
it sounds like it was way worse than we even knew.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
But he has a new girlfriend that he can do
that too now, So yes. In happier maybe celebrity relationship news,
Jennifer Andison was spotted grabbing dinner with Pedro Pascal on Saturday,
so the Friends star and the actor were seen leaving
this place called Tower Bar at the Sunset Tower Hotel
in West Hollywood, and their dinner was three hours long.

(24:44):
Now they walked out to the valet before parting ways.
But this comes after speculation that he might be in
her in her show The Morning Show, which is amazing
on Apple TV Plus. But I think they'd be very
cute together, don't we they're both really hot and he's
a great guys. She seems like a great person as well,
so maybe they're dating and maybe he's just in the show.

(25:05):
The Jonahs brothers announced more details for their upcoming twentieth
anniversary North American tour, The Jonas twenty Living the Dream
Tour is going to fature forty three shows in stadiums
and arenas starting in August.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
And the openers are great.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
They're gonna switch off Marshmallow, the All American rejects and
boys like Girls are going to take turns. Opening tickets
go and sell this Friday at ten am. By the way,
and Fred, this is that story I teased, and it's
just like picture yourself in this situation. So Alec Baldwin
revealed that he saw one of his wife's exes naked
during a performance in a Broadway play. And Jason, you

(25:37):
and I know which play this is. We've talked a
lot about it.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Yeah. So on their new family reality show, Alex.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Said that he and his wife Hilaria went to see
the Broadway play take Me Out After a Few a
few years ago rather and it was it's about baseball players.
Her ex was in the play and At one point,
all the players in the locker room turn around and
they are all naked. Alec knew which one was his
wife's ex and said he had a clear not hanging
from his pants. Wow, but there are a bunch of

(26:04):
naked men, and so we don't know State didn't name names.
We don't know who it was. But imagine having to
see your wife's ex naked. And he's impressive and he
gave him props on that damn reality show.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
So there's no way I would not be lucky enough.
I don't think I would ever be lucky enough to
have it be that I was more impressive, like in
that situation, I'm going to be. I'm just saying, like,
if that would have happened to me, of course I
would it would be that, you know, it would be like,
oh great, and he's he's got it going on, great, excellent.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I love that at that like he was down to
go watch that.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
I think that's wild in itself, Like, el come on, bro,
what are you doing here?

Speaker 1 (26:43):
What are you doing here? By the way, have you
missed any part of our show?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Just searched the fred Shoe on demand and set us
as a preset on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I'm looking at just for fun. I guess it's just
all time. I don't think you can get a lot
of this stuff right now. But the top ten most
ridiculous fast food menu items. I'm guessing this is never
because I remember some of these, But I don't think
you can get some of this stuff anymore. Like, for example,
remember the double down sandwich. Of course you do, Kiki, yep,

(27:12):
KFC's finest. Can you still get it? I hope not.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
It was pretty obnoxious to chicken patties, bacon, cheese all together.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
No bread, chicken was the bun. Yeah, I don't know
about Kiki was is It's not was. She is a
KFC alumnus, a prestigious KFC alumni. Not only did you
work there, but you were a manager. Yes, I'll have
you know. I mean several several elements of Americana are

(27:41):
represented on this show. I mean Jason worked at Pep Boys.
Yeah they did, uh huh. And if I were to
call right now, you were the number one cars tire
salesman in the in the region. Right. Thank you, Thank
you Micheline for recognizing me. Yes, a lot of people
wouldn't have been expected that a lot of people wouldn't
have expected that Jason Brown sold more Michelin tires than

(28:04):
anyone else in the Midwest during his tenure it for decades.
What just sound like?

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Oh he was like, uh, good afternoon, thank you for
trusting the boys. This is Jason speaking. Would you like
to hear about our Michelle Entire special today?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yes, apparently I would. Yeah, so I'm gonna tell you,
and then you're gonna buy a Girl and then a
Blockbuster and then Kiki worked at KFC any other major
American institutions or worldly institutions. What am I missing? Jewel Osco?
I did push those cars or carboys car boy, that's right. Yeah,

(28:39):
grocery story, that's a that's a huge chain, of course, Kaitlin,
did you ever contribute to any sort of like like
great American business? No chains.

Speaker 4 (28:48):
I did retail and I was a nanny, but I
didn't work for a chain that you would know. The
stores I worked for just were boutiques. But I'm sorry,
I'm sorry about it.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
I wish I had still there's still time.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Well I'm trying to work at a great American dispensary.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
But well, the way things are going, we might all
be working at a great America, won't come to McDonald's.
My name is Fred Mats. Nothing wrong with it, but
you know, at least I have that voice, so I've
got that going for me. There's a buffalo latte from
Tim Horton's, which I know is in Michigan or Detroit

(29:25):
at Eastern Canada. Yeah, but it was essentially a buffalo
sauce flavored latte. I don't know why this is the thing.
A kit kat chocolate dia from Where was I for?
Where was I for this? This is Taco Bell apparently.
I don't know when they sold this. I'm trying to

(29:47):
describe what this is. It's like a large soft tortilla
slather with nutella esque chocolate in interspersed, which I don't
think I've ever had that word used to describe fast
food with chocolate chips and chunks of kit kat. Okay,
I don't know where they I don't remember this. The
Meditarian Burger. We had the half meaty, the full meaty,

(30:11):
and the chicken bacon meaty. This was from Burger King. Apparently.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
If it's not good for you, I think like the
more words I'm noticing, the less.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Good it is for you. I mean, who is going
to go to a place in order the half meaty.
I don't want a half meat any case. I want
the full meaty.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Man.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
So yeah, it was two beef patties, a chicken patties,
six bacon strips, two slices of cheese, barbecue, sauce, and onions. Oh,
the half meaty far more reasonable. It removed one of
the beef patties and the bacon meaty replaced both beef
patties an extra layer of chicken.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Meaty half meaty.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
I'm sorry, but I am never accepting a half meatia.
I want a full I'm coming with the full media
on it. I mean, who is he? Hey, honey, I'm
gonna start by Burger king, do you want a half
meat eat? No, No one's gonna say that. This actually
doesn't look terrible. McDonald's had a Greek mac, like a

(31:19):
Greek sandwich meets a big mac. I don't hate this.
Like it had a tomato, right and like a yeah, yeah,
it had like a like a sauce kind of and
a and yeah it was in some kind of a
pete or something. Yeah, I don't know. I'm the most
American thick burger that was from Carl's Junior that of

(31:43):
course had Oh it had laced potato chips in it.
Oh no, so it was a cheeseburger. Oh no, wait
a minute, No, no, it's not okay, is this really?
Where was I for this? This is in twenty fifteen
they had this. Carls Junior and Hardy launched the most
American thick burger. It's a greasy cheeseburger sandwich between a

(32:05):
hot dog and a layer of lazed potato chips along
with pickles, lettuce, tomato, ketchup, and mustard. I mean, if
you just put an egg on that thing and there's nothing,
I mean, it's just everything. It's everything possible. See nowhere
else in the world they're going to do that. You know,
we don't need to combine meats.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
There should chicken and beef or beef and something else
on one sandwich.

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Like, we don't need it.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
I have the respect.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yes, did you ever serve the cheesa at KFC? No, Kiki,
what's that? So it's a chicken pizza. So it's fried
chicken covered with mozzarella, cheese and tomato sauce, kind of
shaped like a pizza. So It's like a chicken palm

(32:54):
head is a camci. I don't know what CAFC had this? Like,
where was I for a lot of this stuff? It
must have been Oh, Singapore and India. Oh no, no,
I have never been there. Singapore, Singapore, the mush and
cheese berry burger and angry whopper no burger King Japan
made two highly suspect decisions. First, it decided that I

(33:17):
don't know what. Let me see the mixed berry sauce,
five carefully placed blueberries on a burger. No, I don't know.
This is weird. Dorito's crunchy crust pizza at Pizza Hut?
Where was I for this? Was I alive in twenty fourteen,

(33:37):
because apparently all this stuff happened in twenty fourteen, But
it's exactly what you would think. At Dorito's Loco's corn
chip crust on a pizza. They had the donut fried
chicken sandwich, which I've seen this done other places, but
essentially two donuts and then chicken in between. So the
bun are the donuts. It looks like these were Krispy Kreme.

(34:00):
Not sure, I mean I would need to I would
need to stample it before I can tell you it's
disgusting that one I try like, let me like, just
let me try one and I'll get back to you.
I don't know. But you can do it with beef too,
I guess. But do you think she can be better
than I don't really think.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Yeah, chicken better.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, but I certainly bring me the full meeting. Don't
you not bring me any circumstances. Fread Show, This is
the Bread Show. It's the Fread Show. One O three
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morning every one. Lots of stuff on this show today.
I've got a JR Tickets, Chicago Stars tickets, J Balvin tickets,

(34:39):
Tate McCray, also Taco's and tequila tickets or is that
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Speaker 1 (34:46):
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(35:11):
and get signed up on the website. And guys, major
announcement time. Are you ready for the major announcement?

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
Yeah, guys, the Thank You thirteen Tour has returned for
you another year. Yet year we hit four neighborhoods. We
did four consecutive fridays the show live from different spots,
and we're doing it again. And the first location, the
very first location, We're going to Oak Park. Everyone. It's

(35:42):
a place called the Onion Roll. We're going to the
Onion Roll. How bad can that be? It's gonna be amazing.
Sixty five West North Avenue, West North Avenue West North
Oak Park And we're gonna be there on Friday, April fourth.
That's the the first stop from six to nine to
thirty and anyone that comes gets a free bagel and

(36:04):
cream cheese and a free cup of coffee. And we'll
also have tickets to Post Malone at Wrigleyfield. So the
Thank You thirteen Tour begins are now. Are we gonna
publish all all of the different locations right now, every
one time so everybody can see. Yeah, we can put
them up on Instagram. All right, so you can go
see on the IG where we're gonna be. I'm pulling
up the graphic now because we've had several iterations of

(36:25):
the graphics. I want to make sure the graphic is correct.
The graphics people, you know they did. I guess we
outsourced that too. So the Onion roll, that's week number one,
Week number two. We're going to Valpo. Oh, no way,
I don't know what. I got me so excited. Valpo.
We're coming Indiana. Don't add us anymore. Okay, we're going
to Indianas, Yes, Northwest Indiana. You guys wanted us to come,

(36:48):
We're coming. It is Maple and Bacon and Valpo. And
then we're going to Palatine on April eighteenth to the
Jelly Cafe, and then Full of Beans in Itasca on
April twenty fifth. So we're hitting Oak Park, Valpo, Palatine,
and it Taska. Don't complain if we're not coming to

(37:09):
your neighborhood, damn it, we're coming close right to please.
We tried to pick four quadrants. We tried to pick
four quadrants last time. We're probably never going to hit
every neighborhood doing our we're doing our best, okay, but
we'll see you a week from Friday at our first
stop in oak Park. It's the frend Show. Fred's show

(37:30):
is on good Morning every one, Monday, March twenty fourth,
It's the Fred Show. Hi Klin, good morning, Hi, Jason Brown,
Hi Paulina, Hey key key, good morning six fifty. In
these show Biz Kiki Showdown, you are seven and oh
filling in for show Bitchhell. You had a baby couple
weeks ago and it's back in a couple of months.

(37:53):
And if you go undefeated whatever that whatever that dollar
amount is, you can go get yourself a full meeting. Yes,
tell you, I'll take you don't know what I'm talking about,
then go back to the podcast and listen to what
I'm talking about because I probably doesn't mean what you
think it means. If you just don't get you a
full meeting, I'll tell me twice. Okay, Jason's running right

(38:16):
out the door. Get that meaty means here on the
phone the text eight five, five, five, nine, one one
three five blogs. Our audio journals will do them in
about ten seconds. Waiting by the phone. After that, it's
brand new. Why did somebody get ghost of the Entertainer
Report this hour too. What's in there? K?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Katie Perry has a really strange reaction to an internet
rumor about her, And I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
What it is.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
They tell them, Yeah, they talk better than they excited.
Tell me.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show, like
writing in our diaries, except we say them a loud.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
We call them blogs. Jason, you got one?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I do?

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I take it away, Thank you, dear blog. So I
think I was the most cringed out I could ever
be by my boyfriend recently, Mike. So he's a big
Facebook market place person, right, Like, we're always finding hidden
gems and going and picking them up, you know, and

(39:09):
all this crazy stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Well, anyway, so are they hidden gems? Are they really
hidden gems?

Speaker 8 (39:13):
You know?

Speaker 5 (39:13):
It's hit or miss really with him. Usually the ones
that he sends me on ends up being the duds.
But then you know, the ones that he finds and
goes himself, they're usually you know, the good stuff. But anyway,
so he wants to go pick up a tool for something,
and so we go and he ends up that he
wants to buy it, and he starts out of nowhere

(39:37):
trying to lower the price, like now we're haggling, Now
we're negotiating, and my skin started crawling, like I'm very
much not that person. Like if you tell if if
I know, like going that you're asking X amount of
dollars for this item, that's what I'm preparing to like
like if if your selly's something for fifty dollars, right
and I'm showing up to buy you know, your wig

(40:00):
fit for fifty dollars because I need a wig. Yeah,
I'm not going to be like I got forty in
this envelope right here, like I'm here, like I should
just take it right, like you should be good with that,
Like no, like you've listened it for fifty.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
Dollars, Like who am I to tell you what you're good?
Are worth?

Speaker 3 (40:14):
What you know?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
I don't, well, but I don't. It's a negotiation. I
don't think anybody on Facebook marketplace puts their best price.
And the other thing is unless you said I will
pay you fifty dollars when I arrive. Yeah, I feel
like you keep it open ended because you got to
look at it because pictures don't always do it justice.
So you might show up and you might be like, ah,
this isn't or there's a scratch on here I didn't

(40:37):
see before, or he just doesn't look as good or whatever,
and then you I think that I think you can
negotiate once you get there, unless you've agreed to a
price already. Yeah, the guy was not having it.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
He was very much like I got well, you didn't
mention anything about the price, like in our messages, right,
like mind you. I was messaging this guy, so now
he thinks that like I'm up to something funky, right goes.
He didn't respond to Mike in the right amount of time,
so Mike blocked him. But Mike still wanted the item,
So then I had to message this guy and be like,
h like your item please. So he very much was

(41:10):
like not having it like he was. He was like whatever,
and they ended up like he ended up coming down.
But I wanted to run out of the building like
my fight or flight, Like I was like out the door,
like smoke on my heels like out the door.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
It was so cringe to me. I just won't do it,
and I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
My dad's the same way, Like if you ever need
someone to like barter over a vehicle price, like take
Jim Brown, like he will he stands on business. He
will come in, he will get you a deal, right
or as much as he can. Like I'm just not
that person.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Like, okay, that's what his sign, all right, cool?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
It's so cringed, man, I hear you because it is
kind of a form of confrontation in some ways. But
I mean it's that's what negotiation is. I mean, the
worst the worst cases, the person tells you know, yeah,
and then you can decide whether you want to still
buy it or not. But again, I don't think that
unless you said when I get there, i'll pay you this,

(42:00):
then I don't necessarily think that you can at least
try and negotiate. I mean it's I don't know. I
don't feel like a garage sales are on Marketplace or eBay.
I don't think people put their very best price. I
think they put like a price, and they'd settle to
you for less if you in some cases.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
But don't you like kind of handle that before you
get there. I don't want to be negotiating in the
parking lot of best Buyer wherever we're standing right yeah,
the gas station, Like I want to do this negotiation part,
which I hate negotiating too, so I understand, but I'd
rather do a via messages like let's let's settle on
the price here.

Speaker 5 (42:31):
You know, if I had to do it, that would
work best for me, Like I want to show up
seeing face to face and know what I'm paying, Like
we're not doing this standoff.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
I guess you could try it, but again, like you
got to see the item. Yeah, yeah, you can point
stuff out like I guess I would expect someone to
do that. I would if I was selling something on
Facebook Marketplace, I would expect them to negotiate with me.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Yeah, I would. I would definitely do it in person.
Oh yeah, I'm the spot. Oh yeah, and I'm the
worst because I'm like, I only brought forty dollars. You know,
there's an atm across the hand.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
You take the money out and you hold it in
your hands. He's like I'm here, Like I'll take it.
I'm standing here up your hands. You know, there's other
people that are looking at it like you're lying, like
just lying. I think there's a way to do it, though,
because I don't think you do it that way. I
don't know if I would because that just says to
the person that I was coming here to screw you. Yes,

(43:30):
that makes sense. So I don't know that you necessarily
do that, because if I show up and I say, well,
I only have forty and I and the price at fifty,
well that means that I decided, without even looking at it,
that I was going to pay less. I think what
you do is you show up and you look at
the item and you go, hey, you know what I'm not.
I don't know, would you take forty for this because
you know whatever, or maybe maybe the price is fair.

(43:52):
Maybe the price is actually fair, But I don't know
it's worth trying. Because again, if you were selling I
don't know whatever. If if you were selling something, would
you put just the would you put the actual price
up there? Would you go plus ten or plus twenty
just to see if you could get it? Yeah? I would.
I would probably go higher for sure, because you want
to shoot for the stars.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
You can always come down. You can't go up, right,
I guess I don't know, but that's just not for me.
Like he'll be like when he sends me to go
get something, he'll be like, oh, it's thirty five, But
ask if they'll take thirty and then I'll be like, oh, yeah,
they took thirty, but I don't even ask.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
I just I just pay five dollars on of my
He's like, kid, I just oh yeah, so Jason did. Yeah,
it's so mean. See it is you.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
He's like tipping the.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Person, like, here's a thank you so much for your
gas to get to the gas station. You guys, I did.
I did one of the dumbest things I can think
of in recent history. And I've done some dumb things,
but deer blog. So I was out of town and

(45:04):
I was, well, I should just I should say like this.
I think I just screwed up the whole story, to
be honest with you, one week off and I screwed
up the whole story. But I ordered a pizza. Okay,
I ordered a pizza. This was last weekend and I
ordered a pizza. And I'm waiting and I'm waiting and
I'm waiting and a pizza is not showing up. And

(45:27):
then finally I get a phone call from the pizza
delivery driver and the guy's like, hey, I'm here. They
won't let me up, and I'm like, I don't know
what you're talking about I live in a high rise.
They'll let you up. And I'll be honest, I usually
give a good tip up front for delivery drivers, like
I'll just because I realized they're gonna have to sort
of park in front of the building and then put

(45:48):
the item in front of my door. That's the service, right, James,
I mean you used to do.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
It, yes, uh huh, yeah, so you can select, you know,
if you where you want it. You put your little
note in there, and there's a part working place right now,
there's a place to park right in front. So I'm
not asking people to do anything outrageous and then come
up the elevator. And I tip well already because I
know it's a little bit of extra effort and whatever.
So the guy's like, they say, I can't come up.
I'm like, no, you you can come up.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
So I'm already a little annoyed because this sounds to
me like this is a person who just doesn't want
to do that, which happens sometimes. So then I get
another call. The guy's like, they're not gonna let me up.
I'm here, you know, and I'm like, you're and then
he starts describing the place like you're not here. I
don't know where you are. And he starts rattling off

(46:35):
a bunch of numbers, and I'm like, that's not I'm like, dude,
not only I'm honestly, I'm starting to get a little
attitude here. I'm like, I just want my pizza. Man,
where are you? You can't even describe where you are?
How am I supposed to find you? Whatever? So finally
I'm just like, I'm annoyed. I hang up and I
go to look at the tracker of the pizza service.
I go to look at it because I'm like, this guy,
where is he? You know where he is? He's at

(46:58):
the hotel where I ordered the last pizza fri in
West Palm Beach, Florida. That's where he is. He's exactly
where he was supposed to be, in the hotel lobby
holding my pizza, and the of course they won't let
him up because he didn't have a room key. And
I forgot to change the address in the thing because
I'm used to it doing it automatically on one particular
pizza website. It didn't do it. So I felt so

(47:21):
stupid that I I just I didn't do anything. Did
you got him or did you like ghost I ghosted
him because I accepted defeat right, Like they got paid
for their pizza and he got his tip, and I'm
that's I mean, I didn't know where to call to him.

(47:41):
I mean I didn't like cuss at the guy. I
wasn't rude, I was just frustrated. But I figured in
this point, I don't get to ask for a refund,
I don't get to ask for the tip. I don't
get to do anything. I'm the idiot. I didn't change
the address. I'm a moron. Where's my pizza? It's exactly
where it was supposed to be. Somebody enjoyed that. Oh
my god.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
That happens so often though, Like when I used to DoorDash,
like people would put their work address right and then
you'd end up at their work or they're not paying
attention when the little app is saying like like you know,
DoorDash would actually say like you're.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Not close to this location, like are you sure right?

Speaker 5 (48:12):
So I couldn't even imagine if you're using a service
that doesn't remind you, like how many times that happens.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I had a woman one time we were kind of
casually dating, and I don't know, And maybe she sent
me something from door Dash, or maybe she was at
my house and ordered it. I can't remember. But all
I know is that maybe like three weeks ago, by
had talked to her, and I get this call that
I have a delivery, and I don't have a delivery.

(48:40):
I didn't order her this time. I didn't order anything
to the wrong place. And so I asked you, what
is it? And it was like wine and cheese and
like chocolate. It seemed kind of like a like a
romantic sort of thing. I don't know, like it just
seemed like the kind of stuff you'd order like if
you were having I guess you could be having anybody over,
but I don't know. My head goes to You're you're

(49:03):
inviting someone over like that you like or whatever. Anyway,
about two minutes later, I get a text from this
girl going, hey, I ordered a bunch of stuff over
to your house. Is supposed to come to mind. I'm
going to come pick it up. I have no idea
what it was for, but I contend it was for
another date. She was having another man over and she
was ordering the shark couterie. And you know, because you
got to provide that you got to provide the sharkcoot

(49:25):
if you're having people over, you know, a little wine.
I mean, at least it wasn't like condoms too, that
would have been really embarrassing. But anyway, so that, yeah,
she had to I don't know what I would have
done that situation. I think I would have just done
the same thing I did here and done nothing like.
I don't think I would have owned it. I think
I would have just been like, oh, I sent it
to the wrong place, like enjoy and then ordered something

(49:46):
else so I didn't have to explain it, you know,
I just take the and keep it moving, right, Because
now it's like she had to come to my house.
I wasn't there. She had to come to my house
pick this stuff up, and I don't know what it
was for and anyway, So but that's what I did,
and I don't know if it was the right thing
to do. I'm not saying that it was. I probably
should have apologized, but the guy got his tip and

(50:07):
they got their money for the pizza, and I just
accepted that I'm the moro on and I think that's
all you can do.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
That poor man still standing in that lobby, but like.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
It just didn't make sense. I'm like, dude, I don't
know where you are. Well, I didn't know where he was. I,
in fact, did not know where he was. And I'm
an idiot and he got a nice tip and I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, sir. If you're listening, waiting by the phone
is new and next he's ever been left waiting by
the phone. It's the Fred Show, Lee's good morning, Welcome

(50:42):
to the program. How are you?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Good morning program?

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Huh sounds serious the program? Yeah, I saw, I say
it sometimes, But what's going on with this guy? Noah?
We want to help you out on waiting by the phone.
You feel like maybe you're being ghosted? Tell us kind
of everything. How did you guys meet? I want to
hear about any day you've been on, any details you
want to share, and we're going to try and figure
this out.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
So?

Speaker 9 (51:06):
Yeah, I met Noah through this indoor volleyball league we
both joined this winter. Joe of them, one of the
sports like social club companies.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Sure, I just kind of wanted to do.

Speaker 9 (51:18):
Something active being that it was colder outside and uh
not for nothing, but I heard there were a lot
of single.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Men there, so why not.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Yeah, people do that volleyball else they have like softball leagues.
You can sign up for soccer stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Yeah, and it's all just guys. Is like being active.
But let's face it, people trying to get some Yeah,
I mean, yeah, fade right, it's all good. Yeah, I'm
a little too lazy for that. But still I got
to go kick a ball to meet some I mean like.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
No, I'm good, but then you can go you can
go to the trivia meet.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Groups, you know, I mean also have to leave the
house for that. But I'm just talking. One day, the
door desk driver is the hottest person I've ever seen,
male or female at this point, just whatever, okay, yeah,
and engaging in his door his career.

Speaker 9 (52:07):
Okay, so you you joined on a door to a
side note, have you been getting male names and then
a female shows up or female names and then a
male shows up keeps hopping to.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Yes, thank you? Yeah, that actually makes me a little
nervous side note because it's like, well, who's whose account
is this registered? Like why can't you deliver? Who is
the person showing up?

Speaker 9 (52:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (52:27):
I actually asked the guy the other day and he said.
It was his mom's.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Like, why were you? Okay? So you you joined this
league to meet a person, and then what happens?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I meete a person.

Speaker 9 (52:41):
I met Noah and it was after a few weeks there,
and we started talking about getting a drink after volleyball,
and we did, and I think it went really well.
So I know it went really well because we planned
a second date, which was more drinks and dinner and
uh again I see dinner and that went really really well.

(53:03):
So we went back to his place, we had some fun,
and then uh, Noah built the arc and rode away
into the sunset.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Okay, so after two days and a hookup, you never
heard from him again. He never called her to great
I mean okay, and you brushed.

Speaker 9 (53:20):
Down and it was more I'm sorry to cut you off.
It was kind of more of like a fade away.
It wasn't just like a disappear. Messages got shorter and
shorter and then eventually stopped. So I don't know what
the deal is. This was not like a random thing.
We like really got to know each other and then
hooked up. It wasn't like one of those things where
we just kind of hooked up and he disappeared, so

(53:40):
I didn't think this was appropriate time for a fade away.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Huh. All right, well and after two dates and all
the rest of it. So here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna call Noah in just a second. He'll be
on the phone list. At the same time, we're gonna
ask some questions. At some point you're welcome to jump in.
And the whole is that we can straighten it all
out and set you up one plus another days.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
That we say it was so good, awesome, Thank you
so much, guys, going.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
On in port two of waiting by the phone. We're
back in two minutes on the Fred Show. Say search
for the Fred Show on demand and make us a
pre set please, Hey, Liz, I'm here. All right, let's
call Noah. You guys, you went on a couple of dates.
You met actually out in the wild at one of
those like sort of sports social things. You guys were
being active together, which is so exciting and which that

(54:22):
makes sense. I see why people you know, meet that way,
especially when it's cold, some kind of indoor event makes sense.
You meet this guy, you go on two dates. The
last date you hooked up, you thought everything was really
headed in one direction. But you have not heard from
this man since then. You feel like he's ghosting you.
You want to know why. That sums it up pretty well.
Thank you? All right, Well let's call him now. Good luck, Liz. Thanks? Hi?

(54:50):
Is this Noah?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
No, hey a, Hi, good morning. My name is Fred.
I'm calling for the Fred Show, the morning radio show,
and I have to tell you that we are on
the radio R now and I would need your permission
to continue with the call. Can which have for just
a second? You can hang up anytime? Yeah, I guess, yeah, Well,
thank you. No, we're calling on behalf of a woman
named Liz, who I guess you met. You were playing
sports together. I leave the volleyball and you went in

(55:16):
a couple of dates, you remember, Liz, I do? Okay?
So she called us that, Oh well, hold on, I
just wanted to tell you where we're at here. She
called us and liked you a lot, told us about
the couple of dates that you guys have been on,
but says that you haven't reached out since. And so
I'm just curious, and maybe maybe you knew what I
was going to ask, But you know, why is that
are you ghosting her? I think it.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
First of all, let's just start here. It's insane that
you guys are calling me, first off, and secondly, especially
for her. Oh she's we We did meet playing volleyball.
It was great, We got along well, we went out
a few times, we had some fun. And then, you know,
you know, something kind of struck me as wrong the
whole time, and I just really couldn't I finger on it.

(56:01):
And then finally, you know, the night that she stayed
over and we you know, I kind of put two
and two together and I realize that, you know, this
guy that she's been talking about all the time. She
talks about this best friend of hers that she has
been best friends with for you know, for a long time,
and uh, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I

(56:22):
put it together that this best friend of hers is
her ex boyfriend. Now these two spend time together, they
go to family things together, they sleep in the same
bed at least once a week together. Like that's, uh,
that's not cool with me.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Okay. So so Noah, you're getting to know Liz. You
guys are going on these dates and she keeps referring
to this best friend of hers and all the different
activities they do together. And I don't know, like if
I guess if it's me and I hear that they're
sleeping in the same bed and they're hanging out constantly
and family stuff. If I'm being really honest, I just
assume it's a gay best friend. If it's a guy,
I mean, it sounds like it sounds like, you know,

(56:57):
pretty intimate if you have it, If you have a
romantic friend or a male female dynamic that's like that,
I would assume you would date that person. Well, it
turns out they did. They did date, but they still
do all these things. Eleven years, eleven years and sons,
and it sounds like they're still dating. It kind of
sounds that way. But she describes this man as her ex.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah, so she's got this guy in her life that
does everything with her. What does she need Noah for?

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Oh? What does she need NOA for? In the third person,
I would I agree, what does she need Noah for?
And here to answer that question is Liz. I forgot
to mention that Liz is here. Liz, you left Ali
the ex a. That is a very honest reaction. You
left out the eleven year relationship dude who still sleeps

(57:44):
in bed with you once a week. You left that out.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
I mean, I mean, first of all, I can't believe
how insecure Noah is. I mean, a girl can't be
close friends with a guy.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I mean, first of all, well, we.

Speaker 10 (57:58):
Have so much to say.

Speaker 8 (57:59):
I cave.

Speaker 9 (58:00):
I believe he's freaking out about this. It's so crazy.
I mean, me and me and my ex are not
meant to be together and it's not physical at all,
but we'll always love each other. You know, He's always
going to be a staple in my life. He's my
best friend for many years, and we just we tried
the dating thing and it didn't.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
It's not for us.

Speaker 9 (58:15):
I mean, I bet a hundred bucks that that he
would feel differently if Matt Matt my ex, if he
was a woman.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
Conversations well, I mean honestly, if it was a woman
who you had data for eleven years, I think the
concern would be the same. I mean, what we're talking
about vegetable standards, I don't think so. What we're talking
about here is a is a relationship of eleven years
that was at one point romantic, and it sounds like
it's everything and you're saying, but the sex, but it
sounds like it's every bit as intimate as it was.

(58:46):
And so another person comes along and they're like, wait
a minute, that would be my job, and that dude's
not going anywhere, and you're talking about it so openly.
I guess I can see the reservations.

Speaker 9 (58:56):
I mean, like, I just I understand and to a degree.
But it's just like something you got to get over.
Like they'll meet, they'll hang out, and he'll realize this
guy is not that and he'll realize run the best run.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
Yeah, that that's going to be in your bed by
ten pm? Because why why are you sharing bay?

Speaker 2 (59:13):
I'm gay and I don't sleep in a back with
many of them. Why your bad at girl? I mean,
you know struggles for cuddles man, you know what I
mean physical? In fact, I would argue that's more intimate
than other things that you could do in bed.

Speaker 9 (59:32):
I meant live teddy bear, you know, I mean I've
heard this before. The guy, Well, I guess you can't
have chext about the eggs.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
But huh, it's it's exactly. It's the level of intimacy
though it's it's it's the lack of boundaries. Like, if
I'm a guy trying to date you, and I can
see it from a mile away that there's this other
guy who's very much fulfilling a lot of that role,
then I might ask the same question, like, well what
am I here for?

Speaker 9 (01:00:02):
But again, like if it was a female, even if
even if we dated, if it was a female and
we were laying in bed together and going out and
playing volleume, doing all these things together, then nobody would
have anything to say about it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
I could honestly tell you that the differentiating factor is
the fact that you were romantic. And I know that
you'd think I'm bsing you as a guy, as a
straight dude. But if I dated a woman or met
a woman and found out that she was she spent
that much time and had that much level of intimacy
and that level of closeness with a woman who she
used to date, that would concern me too. I don't

(01:00:33):
care if it's a man or a woman. It's more
what are you gonna like? Why is this other person? Why?
There are no boundaries? That's that's.

Speaker 9 (01:00:42):
That's my best friend. I mean, if she wants to
be my best friend and bought my best friend out
of the picture. I just think that just sounds jealous
and possessive and insecure, and you'd be missing out on
a garden.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
You can have the best friends that don't cuddle with
you in bed at night once a week, I'm told,
I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
I want to.

Speaker 9 (01:01:02):
It's literally like sleeping with my dog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
I did not date my dog for eleven years. You know,
I caught it with my dog, but it did not.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
Yeah, it's also a dog. It's not a human being
who you went slept with. And and I mean your family.

Speaker 9 (01:01:22):
Yeah, oncelet with many many many years ago, and he's
still friends with my family and they love him. And
it's like, yeah, I mean, I just I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
And I guess I'm just surprisedly is that you can't
see even though you clearly understand this and feel comfortable
with it. I guess I'm surprised you can't, you know,
sort of put the shoe on the other foot and say,
would you like it if Noah had this woman in
bed with him when he was texting you And it's
not an intimate it's not sexual, but but there's a
woman who sleeps in bed with him. It's not you yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
I mean, I guess I can see your point, but
I feel like I don't know. I feel I'm a
little more open minded in this field. I guess a
lot of people have an issue with it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
I don't know. All right, So the guys are going,
I don't know if.

Speaker 9 (01:02:05):
It would ever work out if Matt knew that you
didn't approve anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
So no, so Matt, Matt gets the best friend, gets
to make the decision. Then, so we ask Matt.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
I didn't get to make the decision, but he gets.

Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
A vote in who you dated? Oh boy, your ex
boyfriend gets a vote in who you date next? Well,
he's in bed with you. Look, I mean, if it
works for you, that's fine, but you got to realize
it's it's not going to work for a lot of
other Yeah. Okay, well anyway, look I'll ask the question, Noah,
do you want to try again? Maybe Matt will come.

(01:02:37):
Maybe you could beat Mad. Do the interview prie, go
through the interview process. My body be more clear. Wow,
that's aggressive. That's okay. So that's a no for Noah.
All right, Look, I wish you the best of luck.
Sounds like you had a great friendship, and I hope
that you can find somebody who's coming through with all
of them. Okay, Noah, we got we've heard enough from you.

(01:02:59):
Let's let's just hope, Liz Spike Baby, Yeah, it's going
to be weird. Now, it's going to be strange.

Speaker 9 (01:03:06):
How all right, guys find another place to play.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
It's cool, all right, Thank you both for your time.
Best of luck to.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Both of you.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Thank you, Fred.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
The Entertainment Report and show is Kiki six point fifty
is the prize? Both next spread Shiel backing too. Caitlin's
Entertainer Report is on the Fread Show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Miss Katy Perry had a pretty strange response to an
internet conspiracy theory claiming that she is actually John Beney Ramsey.
So an AI video was shared on Instagram and it
showed the late six year old who was killed by
the way morphing into Katie asking if Katie is just
a grown up version of John Benay.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Katie commented on the postwriting, wait, am I the video?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
Yes, girl is the correct response.

Speaker 4 (01:03:49):
The video is, of course, referencing this internet conspiracy theory
that circulated since twenty fourteen, which Yes alleges that John
Bennet's nineteen ninety six murder was a hoax, and Katie
is the young beauty queen just all grown up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
I mean, if it's on the Internet, it's true, obviously. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
And if it's AI it's true too. I'm really worried
about us as a society. But okay, Katie, go off girl.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Disney's live action Snow White opened in theaters with just
forty three million in ticket sales, which is much lower
than the projections and the movie costs like over two
hundred and fifty million to make. The run up to
the release was of course plagued by controversies over the
film's handling of the seven dwarves who are rendered in
as CGI, and also backlash over comments made by the

(01:04:34):
star Rachel Zegler that was still in at number one.
Black Bag, Captain America, Brave New World, Mickey seventeen, and
Novakane rounded out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
The top five. By the way over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Baltimore ravens qb Lamar Jackson is going to make his
acting debut in the Stars show PowerBook three, Raising Canaan,
which I know Paulina loves. He shared some photos of
his character etone on Instagram and described him as a
deadly dangerous character. This series returned for season four on
Friday Night, but not sure when his character shows up

(01:05:07):
in the whole plot of it all?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Did you see the premiere? We oh of Grayce and Kanaan?

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Oh, I sure did you did?

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
Was it good?

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
It's really like two three episodes in at this.

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Point, I am one thing about Curtis, Okay, I call
him Curtis. Yeah, yeah, of course he has me locked
in when he's got his shows dropping, Like you guys
don't see me for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
I'm locked in a fifty see you coming.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
I've been wondering why I haven't seen you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Well, she has it in the studio on all the TVs,
just on a loop.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
She loves to support her man I do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
And if you missed any part of our show, the
Front Show, you can catch up on everything on the
free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
Let's play these showbiz Kiki showdown. Six hundred and fifty
bucks is the prize. We'll do it next. Undefeated is
the showbiz Kiky Some ties in there for sure, but
seven and oh is your record? Kiki?

Speaker 8 (01:05:59):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Next hour is Kiki Hour because it's the show of
his Kiki showdown, and then it's Kiki Kiki's Court? Which
Kiki thing? Is it a lot of kikey Hey? Next hour?
And in Kiki's Court? Butt ump bump.

Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
Girl, you did not make the cut.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
If you want to play the showdown eight five five
five nine one O three five six hundred and fifty
bucks is the price? Call now? Will play more Fread
show next. I just need one Disney producer to be
driving somewhere in for one day and go that dude's voice. Yea,
he should be the voice of a turtle. Fread's show

(01:06:35):
is on. We've been hearing that for a while, and
I'm still waiting. I'm still waiting for that. I'm still
waiting for the call. Don't give up. No, I'll never
give up. My dream will someday come true. I will
get to be the voice of an animated ardvark or something.
I'm excited. Morning, everybody. It is Monday, March twenty fourth.
The Fred Show is back. Little little vacation a couple

(01:06:58):
of days off.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Hi, Kaitlin, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
How are you doing? Jason Brown?

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
Paul Alina? I'm good. Thanks for asking him. Paulina Hey,
ki Ki, good morning, six fifties, the prize, the show
Biz Kiki Showdown. We'll play in about ten seconds against
Matthew bellaheminez here on the phone of the text eight
five five five nine one one o three five ki
Key's Court. After that, the entertainment report and headlines fun
fact all this hour? What are you working on?

Speaker 4 (01:07:24):
K A couple things so bad news for an impractical joker.
Jeff Bezos wedding details and also are we still mooning people?

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
Apparently we are.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Barly red show? Do you have what it takes to
battle UK with the KKNY? No, that's right, I'll be
honest man. That intro hypes me up every day. All

(01:07:55):
music hipes me up every day. What did I see
a TikTok last week? And it was a woman going
she was like in her thirties and she was like,
I'm paraphrasing, but it was like, thank God to juvenile.
He gave us fifteen seconds to get to get ready
for the song, because you know how that song goes.
It starts out kind of slow. You know, done done,
done done, So you have a minutes to like stretch

(01:08:17):
and and get your act together, you know, before the
beat drops or.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Run to the dance floor, you know, after you're getting
a drink.

Speaker 2 (01:08:23):
Oh yeah, right right, But a little bit of a warning,
you know, you know what's about to happen. The booty
shaking is about to happen. And I ride Matthew, the
booty shakings about to happen. You got it? Yeah, Well,
I don't know how good it's going to be because
Kiki is seven and oh in the game. But six
fifty is the prize, Matthew, welcome. Tell us about you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
I just headed off to take the kids to school
and then back to work.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Right, okay, what are your kids' names, Brandon and Maddy? Well,
how did the children and what do you do for
a living, sir? Working insurance? Okay, it kind of sounds
like you just made up the kids' names and your job,
because he seemed a little little hesitant. Are you telling
the truth?

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
He didn't. He did not make up the children and
they exist. So five wash uh huh, go ahead and
want to be heard. You're yeah, okay, all right, well,
hey I like it. Six fifty is the prize. Seven
and zero is show biskeiky let's play the game. Good
luck guys. Bye, look, thank you, and I know, hey,

(01:09:36):
don't be cheating Matthew. Okay, I mean you know. I
don't want any Shenanigans here as far as the undefeated
record is concerned, but question number one. Taylor Swift returned
to Instagram to praise the new joint album I said
I love you first. Whose album is that?

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
Three?

Speaker 8 (01:09:58):
Gomez and two?

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Okay, I got full left. We're good. We're good, No worries.
Jeff Bezos and his fiance have reportedly sent out their
wedding invitations. Who is he engaged to? Three? Former Selling
Sunset star Christine Quinn debuted a new man in Cabo

(01:10:29):
amid drama with her estranged husband. On which streaming service
would you find selling Sunset? Netflix? Some people think that
Cynthia Rivo threw shade at Amanda Seyfried's wicked audition? Who
did Cynthia end up playing in the movie Alcaba and
Travis Kelsey was spout of golfing with this or His

(01:10:52):
teammate and quarterback for the Chiefs named the quarterback Patrick
Mahomes four.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
All right, sound really? Hap be about four?

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
I feel I feel the same way about about that
last answer, I don't say it, don't say it, don't
say four yikes? Okay, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:11:12):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
I feel good. I feel good. This may be another tie,
but let's let's go. Question number one. Taylor Swift returned
to Instagram to praise the new joint album I Said
I Love You First. Whose album is that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
Selena Gomez and Bennie Blanco?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
That is correct. Jeff Bezos and his fiance have reportedly
sent out their wedding invitations. Who is he engaged to
somebody with big boobs? Three? Yes, but name Maria Mariah
with the big boobs? For uh, we're looking for Laurence Sanchez.

(01:11:52):
Oh Lauren Okay, okay, now you have to get these
three to tire. This whole thing's over. No stop, okay.
Former selling Sunset star Christine Quinn debuted a new man
in Cabo amid drama with her estranged husband. On which
streaming service would you find selling Sunset? Netflix? That's right.
Some people think that Cynthia Arrivo threw shade at Amanda

(01:12:15):
Seyfried's wicked audition. Who did Cynthia end up playing in
the movie Dirty Dog? No way is the witch Shoe,
the good She's not the Ela. And finally, Travis Kelsey,

(01:12:41):
the spoted golfing with his teammate and quarterback for the Chiefs.
Name the quarterback, I don't care game?

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
The quarterback of what the chief Oh that little man
with the annoying wife prick.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
That little man, that little man. Let's congratulate you, Matthew.
Nice job, Matthew, Thank you guys. Thanks guys. Six one
hundred and fifty dollars is your prize. That is Kiki's
first loss in the game. Uh, and hang on one second, Matthew,
have a great day, I guess. UH got to say something.

(01:13:18):
What I gotta say?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
I can Hey, my name is Matthew, and I can
hang with ther could you?

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:28):
No, Matthew, You're right, you get to do that. Hang
on one second, man, have a great day too. I
stay right there, Kicky. Now hold on, no, no, this
is not We're not. Everything's fine. You are seven and one.
I'm very kiky. What it's okay? Seven? Well we needed
that money, matt I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

(01:13:49):
I'll tell you what. Are you ready? It goes back
to one hundred tomorrow and I will start it over again. Okay, Yes,
if you go undefeated from tomorrow until Shelley comes back. Yes,
we believe in second chances around here.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
We do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
We do. Seven to one and one hundred bucks is
the price tomorrow. And if Kiki can go undefeated, then
I'll let you keep whatever money is left. Oh, which
is still gonna be a lot of money because she's
got like two months left court. We'll do it next
in two minutes. The Entertainment Report and the biggest stories
of the day coming up. Order a fresh show. It's
Geeky's Court. Hold it eight eight. Oh my god, no, no,

(01:14:31):
let's talk about it. What happened? First of all, there
he log he won, and he won six hundred and
fifty dollars. He didn't win one hundred and fifty dollars
to three and two who texted. So, guys, let's make
sure that we know everything before we are outraged. Okay,

(01:14:52):
thank you, that's all I ask. You know, feel free
to be outraged. Just have all the information about thirteen,
that the kids was cheating and everything else what was
going on. I'm not willing to accuse children of cheating yet.
I'm just not I'm not I'm not at that level.
I'm not that level yet, that level of petty. Nonetheless,

(01:15:15):
it starts over tomorrow one hundred bucks and if you
don't lose, then you get all the money. Okay, congrats, Matthew,
have no fear, Have no fear. Kiki, Judge, Kiki is here,
the honorable judge. Kiki. All rise, judge, if you would.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
All right, let's step into the courtroom, it says, Heiki Key.
One of my best friends is getting married soon, but
I won't be in attendance. When my friend got engaged,
I was so happy for her. We celebrated her engagement
and she mentioned something to me about being in her
bridal party, and we were both so excited. After all,
she was the maid of honor in my wedding. But

(01:15:50):
fast forward month months later, I see photos from her
bachelorette vacation on social media. That is how I learned
that I am not in her wedding. The sad part
is that I think the only reason she didn't include
me is because her fiance and I had a heated
exchange on Facebook over politics.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Well that might be one reason. Yeah, yeah, I could
have something to do with it. I've noticed that people
are for sneaking about that these days. I don't hate
that happens. I have said, it's so surprising that somebody
would have a differing political opinion and then eliminate you
from their lives. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Yeah, she says, she did send me an invitation to
the wedding, and I've decided to decline the invite. What
do you think should I still attend?

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
So she's mad because she's not in the wedding party.

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
Yes, but.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
She was invited to the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
She was invited to the wedding. Now keep in mind,
this girl was her maid of honor in her wedding.
So you stood beside me as my maid of honor,
but you don't even think to include me in your
wedding party at all.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I feel like the only way that works is if
you have a complete and total falling out. I don't
think you can demote a former maide of honor. I
don't know that. I don't know that they have to
be the maid of honor, right, But if someone is
significant enough in your life, Judge Kiki, to be your
maid of honor, then wouldn't you think that they would
include you in their day as well.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
I mean it's nice to think, you know, we all
can think and assume, but it's really up to the
bride and if you don't make the cut, I think,
as my friend, you know, if you're having issues with
my fiance, there's a lot that goes into planning a
wedding and being a part of the bridal party. There's rehearsals,
there's dinners, there's bridal showers, all these things, and if

(01:17:38):
I've decided, you know what, it's best for my mental
health that you are not a part of those things
because you can't get along with my fiance, I feel
like that's my prerogative right, But as my friend, I
don't think you shouldn't go to her wedding. You know
what I'm saying, Like, you still be there and show
up to support your friend. You go, you say, hey,
you know you were my maid of honor. I thought

(01:17:58):
we were tighter than this, we were closer than what
you know this shows. But I'm still here on your
day to support you because at the end of the day,
it's not about me, it's about you. So you did
what you felt was right, and I mean cause yeah,
it feels bad to see your friends on you know,
vacation without you, and you're like, oh my god, that
was my maid of honor.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
She didn't even include me.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
You can feel all the things, but at the end
of the day, the bride still has the right to
make the decision that she made.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
In my opinion, yeah, and like unless, I mean, there's
people whose wed weddings that I was in that I
wouldn't necessarily have in mind if I were to get
married today. And I also think, like, you know, if
you want the friendship to end, then you can skip
out on the wedding. But if you are not okay
with the friendship ending, then you need to go to
the wedding and you need to swallow it and just

(01:18:44):
keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Yeah. By the way, Caleb's still looking for this woman
with the Venmo request. You guys, she paid me. Oh nice, nice,
you finally got your sixty five dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
I had to go to someone else to ask for help,
who then made a group chat who then she didn't
answer for days, but we finally.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Got our success. So maybe this woman is being done
a favor by not having to go to all this.
I just I don't know how you. I feel like
you gotta find a place. You're you're made of honor caliber,
but yet you're not even in a wedding party for
the other person. I don't, I don't know. I mean
it feels like quite the demotion. Yeah, I don't eight

(01:19:22):
five five five three five. You guys are the jury.
I mean, how would you feel about that? How would
you feel if you made someone you're made of honor or,
you're you're best man, and then that person turns around
and gets married however long later, and you're not even
included in the wedding party. You don't get to go
to the bachelorette party, the bachelor party. This is your

(01:19:43):
group of friends too, you don't even get to be there.
Like that's like I got invited to a bachelor party.
It's the famous Key West bachelor party. A bunch of
great guys in Key West who have no idea, no
idea why they chose that place. I have no I mean,
I was so disappointed. I'm like, finally we have grown
up money and we don't have to go to like
South Padre Island. Yeah right, we can go to like

(01:20:04):
Progue or somebody, like someplace insane. Like here's a bunch
of doctors and lawyers and then ANITI radio personality. I'm like,
we got grown up money, we can go do grown
up stuff. Now. Oh no, we went to Key West,
but I wasn't in the wedding, but I was included
because I think the guy was like, well, you're our
buddy too, but like I didn't know. I was kind
of the adopted member of the friend group. So I

(01:20:27):
didn't deserve to be in the wedding, and I wasn't
upset about that, but I thought it was cool that
he invited me to the bachelor party anyway, because I
think he wanted to avoid what this woman's going through,
which is basically everybody got invited to the bachelor party
who was going to be in the wedding because he'd
known them since they were kids. And then I wouldn't
have gotten to go because I wasn't in the wedding,

(01:20:47):
but it still would have been fun for me to
have been included, right, So he did that for me.
So I don't know if it different with girls, like
would you be would you be upset as a girl?
Would you feel slighted if it was, hey, look, you're
not going to be in the wedding, but you can't
come to the back party.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Oh no, See, now that's where I would be upset,
because don't ask me to pay money to come to
your trip and come, you know, pay on your bachelorette festivities.
And I'm not a part of the writer party that
that's an absolute no for me. But when it comes
down to the wedding, I feel like we've all had
friends who have had partners that we weren't totally head
over heels for. We didn't think they were a good person,
we didn't like the guy, whatever, But you still stay

(01:21:23):
loyal to your friend because at some point he's going
to show his true colors to her, and you know
you still want to be there for her when that
all hits the fan, because I would go to the wedding.
You know, when they say does anybody object? I would
cough real loud. You know, anybody object to this union?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
I do, you know, but I would still be there
for my friend. I just think we can't just assume
that people are going to hold us at the same
type of standard we hold them in our lives all
the time.

Speaker 2 (01:21:50):
I've said this before, Kiki, I at this point in
my life I feel like I would need to just
elope if I ever got married, like call my parents
and call her parents or whatever and be like, okay,
because the list of people that I'm going to offend
at this point, after having been alive this long, the
data I forget to invite, or I don't put in

(01:22:11):
the wedding party, or I I mean, I've stood in
multiple I've stood in more than one wedding for the
same human being at this point. Really like I've stood
in weddings. I mean, one guy's dead. Oh I'm no
what I yeah? Or IP shut out to Stuart Man.
But I'm just saying like I've been No, he was
a great guy. I'm just saying I've been around long

(01:22:31):
enough at this point in my you know, early mid
forties or whatever that I there's no way that I
could get everybody in my wedding party who is important
to me. So I feel like, rather I feel like I,
as a guy without a girlfriend, I think about things
like like what I'm gonna do at my non wedding,
But it's like I feel like I would have to
do something quick and dirty because I wouldn't mean to

(01:22:54):
not include anyone. But I think I could really hurt
some people's feelings if I didn't include them wedding or
in a bridal party, and I wouldn't want to do that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Yeah, I can't picture you either way, Like having a
whole circus wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
I really don't with like caterers and this and that.

Speaker 7 (01:23:08):
And the tucks fittings and like having a whole you know,
bachelor whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Park.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
I can't picture that. I picture because you're so.

Speaker 7 (01:23:14):
Low key too that I feel like you would just
be like, hey, we're doing this next Saturday. You guys
want to come, Like that's how I see it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
And I'm because I'm a Pauline. It would be you guys,
it would be my parents, my sister, my brother in law,
probably my nieces. And then you know, I've got a
couple really close, like super close friends. And then outside
of that, I have a lot of friends, a lot
of friends, but they're not I don't know, I don't.
I mean, I'm either going to have to invite a
thousand people or nobody. And I don't mean that as

(01:23:40):
like a humble brag, but it's it. If I think
you get to a certain point in your life where
I've got a lot of different work people that I value.
I've got a lot of different friends I value. I've
got friends in like, you know, to Paulina's point, I've
got friends for different categories. And I think there'd be
a lot of people who would be upset, and not
because I'm popular, but because, you know, you get to
a certain point in your life where you just you've
been exposed to a lot of different people who mean

(01:24:01):
something to you, and this is the kind of messy
stuff that happens. Hey, Marissa, good morning, welcome to the show.
How are you.

Speaker 10 (01:24:09):
Thank you, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
I love you.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
Guys, thank you, We love you too. So Keiki's Court, basically,
it's a woman who was is getting married and and
how do I explain this best she's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
Left out of the bridal party by her best friend
because she doesn't like her husband.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
And this woman was also her maid of honor. So
like there's kind of like you would think there would
be a reciprocation thing going on here.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
So I'm currently in the process of planning my wedding
as well, and one of the things that I think
is most important is it's your wedding, and you have
to do what's best for you. So I agree with
what Keiki said, Like, if that's what she decided, that's
what she decided. But she needs to have a conversation
with this girl, like you just don't go silent and
go ghost. If she was her, your maid of honor

(01:24:56):
or whatever that relationship was, like something had to have happened,
whether it was the issue on politics or not, but regardless,
give her the courtesy to call her and say, hey,
here where we're at. I don't want you to be
upset xyz and then go from there instead of just
not saying anything and just sending out an invite and
she finds out through social media that she wasn't invited

(01:25:17):
or a part.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Of the wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Yeah, that's a good point because if we're best friends,
that's the least you can do is explain, is tell
me why I'm not included exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:25:25):
And then coming down to the girl, if she should
or should not go to the wedding. I think she
should go regardless, like she might have some tip of
feeling on it. But again, that's when she could have
that conversation. She attends the wedding, and then after the fact,
she could then call that woman and say Hey, I
attended your wedding, but I feel some type of way
on the fact that I wasn't included in the first place.

(01:25:47):
But I still wanted to be there for you and
just resolve it through communication.

Speaker 1 (01:25:51):
And I well, here for you at the divorce.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Well, right, maybe is it Marisa or Marissa? Did I
say right, Marissa? Marissa? So and let me ask this,
because you're planning your wedding now, like I could come
up with as many people as you want to stand
up there, but don't you want the numbers to be even?
And like, let's say that I only wanted to include.
Let's say I only had two or three friends that

(01:26:17):
I thought were close enough to stand up there. And
so then wouldn't would you then go and have seven
if you had seven, or would you then narrow it
down to three too, so that it were even on
both sides? And that way, I mean, that would make
it really difficult. But at least then you could say, well,
he picked three, I picked three. So I had to
draw the line somewhere, I guess, I.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
Mean at the end of the day, like it really
just depends on the person.

Speaker 10 (01:26:40):
Like how I was.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
I always thought I would be the person where I
was like, I need to have even numbers. But then
when it came down to it, like I had five
really good friends who I was gonna have stand up
and I had a falling out with one of them,
so it was about to be like four for me
and five for my fiance. And I sat there and
I was like, I'm not just going to fill a
position when they don't hold the same weight of relationship

(01:27:05):
as the other four who I am having stand up is.
So I think it just really depends on what your
feeling is on it, and I don't think you need
a reason besides the fact of here's what it is,
here's where our relationship stands. It's not that I don't
love you, it's not that I don't care about you,
but I felt X y Z, and this is why
I'm going to move forward with not having you. But again,

(01:27:27):
that comes down to the communication that the bride should
have called her quote unquote best friend to tell her that. Yeah,
but the fact you didn't, I think there's something that
had to have happened because you don't just randomly not include.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
Your best friend, right Yeah, this is friendship ending stuff
right here. But thank you Marissa, have a good day.
Thanks you too. Yeah, I agree with whoever said that
it is. This is the kind of stuffhere. If you
don't handle it right, you wind up without a friend forever.
But then at the same time, you got to show
some grit. It's tricky.

Speaker 10 (01:27:58):
Hey Raquel, yes, Hi, how are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
Hey Rachel welcome. What do you think Kikey's court.

Speaker 10 (01:28:05):
She should not attend the wedding. I think the point
is that she was not told by the bride that
she was not going to be included in the wedding,
and she found out via social mediation of the situation. Yes,
that's so, there's no conversation, you find out via photo.

(01:28:26):
So then you expect me to go to the wedding. No,
I don't think she should have to go to the
wedding at all, and she shouldn't send a gift either, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:28:34):
Business girl.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Okay, Yeah, I mean I think there could have been
a world where you had the conversation. She didn't find
out the way she found out. You weren't sneaky about it,
and and maybe there would be some understanding and and
maybe some hurt feelings. But okay, but this way, it's
like you're trying to pull one over on me kinda correct.

Speaker 10 (01:28:52):
So had you had the conversation and said, hey, you know, Brad,
my fiance does not want you in the wedding because
of whatever the political fight was, I'm sorry, I have
to res send the invitation to include you in the wedding,
but I still want you to come.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
Then you go to the wedding.

Speaker 10 (01:29:09):
But the lack of conversation for someone who's allegedly a
best friend, no, I'm sorry, you don't go to the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
I'll tell you what. Brad and his damn tesla driving around,
it's always a problem. Have a good time, all right,
Thanks you, bye bye. Don't don't at me. I just
picked a random thing that people are mad about, So
don't don't at me on that. Hi, Sarah, how you doing?
Good morning?

Speaker 7 (01:29:35):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (01:29:36):
Hey Kiki's court. What say you?

Speaker 11 (01:29:39):
I definitely think that that has become a one way friendship.

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
That girl is not her front no more.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
She didn't even have the decency to talk to her
about it.

Speaker 11 (01:29:49):
And me personally, if it was me, if that person
was that important to me, I'd be telling my fiance, yes,
she's gonna be in my wedding and you're just gonna
have to deal with if she's that good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Of a friend. Yeah, that is a wild thing. Is
for a fight between them to trump no pun intended,
but to sur I don't know who's on what side,
but you know, that's pretty wild to say that a
fight that you had with this significant other of mine,
that that's the reason that you can't be in my

(01:30:19):
wedding and we're going to end a lifelong friendship over that, Like,
that's that's crazy a little bit.

Speaker 11 (01:30:25):
Most definitely, I think that the girl should not go
because me and Patty I wouldn't be able to hold
it in. I'd probably mess up her weddings with my comments.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
So yeah, there was a way to handle it away
that this wasn't it. Thank you, Sarah, have a great day, guys,
you too. And Lee says that she her best friend
did the same thing, but she did go to the wedding.
Hold on, let's hear the story quickly and then we'll
do the entertainment report. Hey, Lee, what happened? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
Hey, good morning guys. I'm one of the thirteen.

Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Thank you, love you for that. So, yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (01:30:58):
Actually found out that my friend cut out out my
picture and asked everybody else and I wasn't asked because
I couldn't afford it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:06):
Oh my god, Wow, that's awful.

Speaker 8 (01:31:10):
Is she thought that I couldn't afford it to be her,
you know, in the wedding group, So she decided that
financially it would be safe not to ask me to
be in her party. And I found out because I
did confront her and she did cry. I cried, and
you know what, we're so best friends.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
That is what it is, man, So you know, you
you would think that in that situation, and I've heard
of this happening like low key. They just kind of
build it into the budget of the wedding like yeah, look,
you know, uh, like Lee's got to be there, so
we'll make it work. And then you because you know,
people go through hard times and whatever and whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:31:50):
Who I was dating, it was who I.

Speaker 8 (01:31:52):
Was dating at the time, to be honest.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
Yeah, yeah, he sucked me dry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:59):
So he's gone. I'm sorry to hear that, but I'm
glad things. You guys are still friends, right, yes, yes, absolutely?
Well good have a good daily.

Speaker 10 (01:32:10):
Yeah you guys as well.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
I love you guys, take.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Care, love you too. Yeah, we had a buddy, a
college buddy, uh, and he was in dental school and
didn't have any money, and so it was like literally
had he was scraping by just to get through dental school.
And our other buddy got married and so it was like, look,
he's not going to be able to go because he
didn't have any money. And then it was a destination wedding.

(01:32:33):
I think it was can Coon. It was expensive, and
you know, Caitlin spent through this one hundred times. At
least it was can Coon and not you know, uh
sal Polo, Brazil or wherever they helped you up to.
But anyway, so they they worked it in so that
they paid for him and he was super grateful and
you know, because he wanted to be there and the
whole and he really couldn't afford it. So we all
show up to this thing and we all meet the lobby,

(01:32:55):
check in and we're all having a nice time. And
this guy who who who who my friend paid for
was like this place is so nice and we're like, yes,
I guess it's pretty nice. He's like, I've never stayed
in a hotel room like this before in my life,
Like it is it is fantastic. I have my own pool,
like you guys have your own pool. And my buddy
looks at him and goes, dude, you're in the presidential suite.

(01:33:17):
That's our room. It's available. Get the hell out. That's
amazing stuff. Get out of He's like, he has a
dining room in it. There's a butler. My buddy's like that,
thinks fifteen hundred bucks a night, that's mine. Get out.
But if he hadn't said anything, you would have had
this palace all week. Get out of the Vay Aaron's
Entertainment Report.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
He is on the Press show just days after a
woman accused Joey Gatto of sexual assault. A former employee
has now come forward about her negative experiences with the comedian.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
So first, if you missed it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
A TikToker who goes by joo zyb accused the Impractical
Joker star of sexually assaulting her when she was nineteen,
claims that he has denied now. A second woman who
worked for him during his time on the show claims
that the comedian was flirty and handsy with her told
some really inappropriate jokes. In a statement, he said, I
have used poor judgment and as a result, violated the

(01:34:11):
trust of people I love most. But anyone who knows
me at all knows full well that I wouldn't assault anyone.
Working on myself is an ongoing process, and I am
now going to take some time away from the public
eye to focus my energies.

Speaker 1 (01:34:24):
Where I need and real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, or Mariah with the big
boobs as Kicky would call her, I'm getting said to
walk down the aisle after a two year engagement, where
it is they're finally sending out their wedding invites. I'm
dying to see who's going, and it's going to be
a summer wedding in Italy. It looks like as you know,
Jeff was married to philanthropist Mackenzie Scott for nearly twenty
five years, had four kids together before they divorced in

(01:34:48):
twenty nineteen, which is the same time that he and
Lauren popped out in public for the first time. The
Amazon founder then proposed in twenty twenty three on his
super yacht, and you want to guess what she said.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
She said, yeah, yes to the ring in the super yacht.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Listen, I heard Mariah with the big Moves is not
invited at the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
That's what Well, she might have spilled some tea on
that one, because who is Mariah with the big boves?

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
Such right answer is now, Jeff.

Speaker 4 (01:35:12):
By the way, if you missed any part of our show,
The Fred Show, catch up on every single thing. Just
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Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Can you imagine what that prenup must look like? He's worth?
What lord is Jeff Bezo is worth today? Let's just
look here, Jeff, Jeff Zos is worth two hundred and
ten point eight three billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:35:33):
Okay, yeah, light change, and.

Speaker 2 (01:35:35):
I assume that point a three is eight hundred and
thirty million, So two hundred and ten billion, eight hundred
and thirty million. So like a good deal, an excellent
deal for her wouldn't be allowed. I'll tell you what.
You can have the point eight three. If we get divorced,
you can have the point eight three. I get the
two ten.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Yeah, it's got to increase over time. I like when
they do that, like you got to earn this money,
you know, a man?

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
But I would I mean, obviously he could. A rounding
error would make her a gazillionaire. So, I mean, I
can't even imagine what that like. You can have point
one percent of my because like what a Mackenzie leave with,
she left with billions on her own. But she was
there from like the very beginning, like when he was

(01:36:18):
you know, he had the spray painted sign on his
wall and he was selling books out of an office
and god knows where, and she left him when he
got jacked.

Speaker 4 (01:36:26):
She got approximately thirty eight billion in Amazon stock as
part of the settlement, most expensive confirm divorce in history.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
That's a pretty good deal.

Speaker 1 (01:36:36):
Yeah, she gives a lot of it away too. Props
to her right, she.

Speaker 2 (01:36:39):
Gives most of it away. I shouldn't say it's easy
to do. It's not because a lot of people would
just keep it. But I mean, I don't know it
would It would be hard. I would think if you
got thirty eight billion dollars in a growing stock, it
might even be hard to give it away. Yeah, well,
what nation should I save? Or it's crazy? The fun

(01:36:59):
Fast is that more fread show?

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Next?

Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
What the Fread Show is on? Fread's fun Fact?

Speaker 1 (01:37:06):
Fread's fun.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
So much? Learn so much? Shall we know this? I
feel like this is going to be a problem for
people with anxiety. And you'll see why I mean that
in just a second, because I think you're going to
start thinking about this now. But did you know that
when you breathe, you're actually inhaling most of your oxygen

(01:37:34):
through only one nostril at a time, And then every
few hours, the active nostril will take a break and
the other one takes over, and then I switched back,
switches back again, and it all happens inside your brain.
You don't do anything. What weird?

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:37:49):
The problem is if you have anxiety and I point
out breathing, Yeah, anyone with anxiety goes great. Now I'm
thinking about breathing because you don't normally think about breathing.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
You just do it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:02):
But now now that I have you thinking about which nostril,
now it's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
Like, right, which one of y'all the slacker?

Speaker 2 (01:38:10):
Which are you talking to your nostrils? Which one is
not doing any work? Which one of you is slacking?
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