FULL SHOW: 04/18/2025

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Wait, wait, wait, and Kiki, you have a demographic of
fans that I never knew about. Really it is fifty
plus year old white men.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
What did they wait?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Come give me.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Here?

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Every day Fred's show is on. I've only been here
for thirty seconds, and Palotime is representing Hello, Palotime, look
at dad again. Somebody walked in and said there are
more than thirteen people here already, and I said, there
must be some form of confusion. I don't know. Is
it like by one get one free today or is

(00:42):
it like free pancakes? Or what's going on? What are
they doing here that we didn't know about?

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (00:46):
How'd you get all these people to show up?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
No?

Speaker 6 (00:48):
No, it's the free vignets. I think here at the
Jelly Cafe. But I also think people may have been
here against their will, so they went here forced to
come here today. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, see there you go.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
I mean, you didn't have to raise your hands, you didn't,
you didn't have to. And everyone gets all silent all
the sudden, like it's some kind of comedy show. Like
I'm very concerned. Now you can talk amongst yourselves. It's okay.
I just I feel like now I'm a stand up comedian.
Hi Klin, Hi, Hey Kiki. You don't say say some
funny go I have anything funny to say?

Speaker 7 (01:17):
None of this is funny.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Everyone got so quiet, like we're giving a Ted talk
or something. Give the talk that you gave to the
kids the other day.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Oh man, I think I just walked into that speech
and said, good morning, miss the Fresh show.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
And we're waiting by the phone.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's it. That's what you played a waiting by the phone.
You left, and that's all I did. That's how you
inspired the youth of America. He told them to meet
someone now and don't get on dating apps, and yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That's what you. Jason's here. Hi, how you doing, Jason?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I'm good.

Speaker 8 (01:44):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I'm good. Here we are we're at the Jelly Cafe
in Palatine and we have a different setup today. Now
we're like, uh, I don't know what this is. It's
like we'll just play. Yeah, that's what I feel like.
I feel like they said, if I'm kind of stage.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
For us, ris it like I have Risen.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I'm she she has Risen. I mean it is right,
it is easier after all.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So yeah, yes, but we're very tall up here.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, I know, I really do. I feel like we're
perched among above everyone.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
So I'm ready to bust down the eight count a
little boom, yeah, little boom.

Speaker 9 (02:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Too many courts?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Yeah, and I know, so how many of you are
normally up at this time? You know, one can see
the hand raising. A lot of people are Wait.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Look at these shirts right here. The gosh for the tour.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
The world tour.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, we're gonna have to speak with you about the
licensing later.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I don't recall any compensation for that, but okay, you
know what, We'll let you have it. You can have
the thank you thirteen. That's fine, it's all good. Thank
you for coming and for making shirts. That's that's a
different level of dedication. Oh yeah, and these are shirts
we haven't seen before to Some people made shirts for
the last tour and then they're wearing him for this tour,
which I think is a little bit lazy, to be
honest with you. I mean, I think we should be

(03:00):
making new shirts for each tour. That's what I think.
I mean. You know, Oh there for me, Hi, Hi lady,
how you doing light? Yeah, she's excited. Oh she's excited. Okay,
she's excited to see them, not us. I was like, oh,
that's really sweet. She's in your clapping already and looks
very into it. Except it wasn't for us. It was
for these people. Okay, all right, So this morning, waiting

(03:21):
out the fun, we'll do a Friday throwback dance party
show Biz Kiky in the showdown another tie this morning,
we'll do that. I've got headlines in just a second,
the biggest stories of the day and the entertainment of
port Klen's back. What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
So a few good things. People are upset with Tate McCrae.
Another artist is recording their entire catalog but in country
this time, which and you're going to be shocked by
the artists.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And Selena Gomez is all of us because she posted
a photo of.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Herself and didn't realize that there was something on the
window sill in the background. You gotta it may give
something away about her love life.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
With you gotta look around, You gotta look around. Yeah,
before you post pictures from the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, it was a little naughty, because who knows.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
What could be could be out there.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
We've all been there girl. Well, yes we have fred.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Oh okay, that's gonna say. I put all my toys
away so I before I take pictures, Hey, morning and
me one. Yeah we did that. Didn't take long, only
five or six minutes before some kind of smutty behavior.
How many of you are single? And I'm not asking
for myself? No, you can raise. Don't be ashamed.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yeah? What are you doing? Hey? Yeah? Put your hand down.
You're not single?

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Yes, and listen. Yes I am.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Now I have to ask you a different questions and
I'm gonna get to what I was going to talk about.
But you wrote something that made me believe the big
tim works all night? Is that right?

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
I want to be clear on this. So that's why
you're so bold talking about him on the air, because
his ass is asleep. Exactly.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I've said that he doesn't listen to any of this.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Well, no, I didn't realize that's because he's unconscious. I
just thought it was because he just didn't listen. Yes, yes,
so that's why you're on here saying all this stuff
because the man is asleep, because he's been a all
night working.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Absolutely, Yes, he put his boots on the ground.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Okay, well this makes a lot of sense. However, there's
a woman who's gone viral because she it appears she
had a prepared list, but she has a bare minimum
for a husband checklist that's blowing up online after a
guy she matched with unhinge shared her eye popping demands.
So would you like to hear what this woman has

(05:27):
clearly in her notes for the list? This is bare
minimum for a husband list. Okay. And you can clap
if you agree, or make some kind of noise, or
you can just eat your food and not say anything.
It's fine. Number one, Oh, this is nice, loves loves
me deeply and puts me first. Okay, but you know,
you know that's not where this list ends. Oh no,
it gets It gets way better. Financially successful three hundred

(05:51):
thousand dollars or higher salary.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mean everyone's nodding, yes, but you know right? Okay,
So loves you and has at least three hundred brand
generous and spoils me, yes, okay, sophisticated and enjoys luxury.
You're gonna notice the theme here. Emotionally intelligent and confident,
chivalrous and protective, ambitious, and disciplined, Family oriented and well connected.

(06:17):
Okay I mean okay, fit, attractive and well groomed. Takes
control and makes plans, keeps his word and values, trust,
supports my goals and lifestyle. Yeah. I think I think
we're noticing a theme here. You better have some money
for me, fun, outgoing and socially respected. Prefers privacy over

(06:40):
social media validation, loves traveling and fine dining. Sexually disciplined
and loyal. Yeah what does that mean? Sexually disciplined?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
I get it when I want it.

Speaker 6 (06:53):
Oh, like, oh, you haven't disciplined?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Got Okay, this is my list?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Right? I don't? Yeah? Did you? Are you on a
dating app?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I did you give my list?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Handles pregnancy prevention so no hormones. I guess for her
and makes my life easier, made chef, et cetera. Ooh,
he said, wow, So like we're now That's what I'm up.
I guess on the dating apps. I got to provide
a chef and a made for you if I'm trying
to go out with you.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
When are we getting to the issue with the list, right?
I have not heard an issue yet.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
It sounds an awful lot like this is all the
stuff that you know I need for me. I like,
including things you're going to pay for for me.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
The like stuff about being you know, loyal and stuff
is lower than three hundred cats.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That's what I'm saying. Like the order of the list
is a little one loves me deeply and puts me first.
And it didn't take we just the next one three
hundred thousand dollars plus salary spoils me. Those are so
that's where we're and then way down the line here
supports my goals way down here fun and outgoing. So
you could be really not as long as you have
at least three hundred thousand dollars. But what's not on

(08:01):
the list? What's left off? I mean, if we're being
really honest, can you guys think of anything? Is there
anything I did in the list that's like I gotta
have it is? Or is it too early for about
the family? Like oh, come here, come here? What is
you were not in your head? Come here? Oh no, no,
well you're not in your head affirmatively, And I want
to know what you're thinking. You you have a ring,

(08:22):
so I want to know, so you're how long have
you been married? We'll come here because the people want
you know, these people are gonna hear you. But can
it make some noise for the woman who was nodding
affirmatively but didn't want to talk. What's your name? Linda? Okay, Linda?
What's not on the so? How many years? Thirty something?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Okay? What does your husband have all these things? Sure? Okay,
that's you know, that's you know, I'm not sure, right,
but what did you not hear on there that needs
to be there for thirty some years of marriage? Good? Father?
Oh good, good father? Oh that's good. That's really nice.
That's sweet, anything like it's not really wholesome.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
My husband's a girl dad, So I need somebody who's.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Great with girls, great with great with girls. Okay, well
that's that's all very nice. I guess, uh huh good
lover now' okay, all right, Linda, girl, you have a
my goodness?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, leaves me alone?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
You know sometimes you feel me Jason.

Speaker 6 (09:24):
Time, go away like a little bit with your friends.
So I have friends, have hobbies, Yeah, get out of
the house.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, I guess that would fall under fun, outgoing and
socially respected.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You must be socially respected.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I don't know what they have has friends. I
guess I don't know. No, No, you just need me
whoa well but Dave? When all they have is you,
then that's all they're doing.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, you like like me, like your mom but not
too much. Don't like your mom too much part. I'm serious,
so you can get crazy.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
This is what I'm talking about. Like it's this, but
that's sort of that. You don't like your mom but
not too much. Be nice to women, but not too nice.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
You know.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I like a little edgend every now and again. Did
you get it a little disrespect for now and again?
But not not when I don't want and only when
I want it? Yeah, but I won't tell you when
I want it. You just disposed to know? Yes, Yeah,
I know. No, I really it's all these years with
you guys, and I understand what's going on. Okay, Kiki,
there's something I had to have been left off this, No.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
I said, like she mentioned the good lover part. That's important.
And then the family, like you know, be a family.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Orange. You gotta like my family a lot.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Okay, m all right, hey, Cedric, anything off that list? Man,
Come on, bro, that's hey. Random applause for a head
of security. Cedric over here. You know, nobody act up,
all right, because this is he's been waiting to tackle
somebody now for this is the third week and he's
ready to go. Uh, Cedric had a security. Are you
a married man or no? Not no more? Not no more? Okay, Edric, won't.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
You married last week?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
No? No? That is tragic. Did things fell apart between
last week and this week? I'm so sorry. I mean,
we are on tour. You know what happens in Palatine
stays in Palatine. I saw a nicer motel. Just write
down the thing here, you could do it. Yeah, oh
he did. He noticed that. Okay, okay, So what what

(11:19):
should be on what's on your list of requirements for
the next missus Cedric that he didn't have before? Somebody
cheated on you? Oh oh okay, oh you you okay,
So they need to be faithful. But you know, for you,
I was gonna say, I don't want to see the

(11:40):
other guy. If a woman cheated on you, I feel
like it would be it would be unfortunate for the
other person. No, actually it was a blessing.

Speaker 10 (11:47):
Oh he was.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, okay, I'm just saying if someone cheats on you.
I would you know, I wouldn't want to meet someone
and find out that you were their husband, you know
what I mean? And then I and then I'm acting
up in the motel now the street, only to find
out that you're the guy I gotta deal with. Like
that's why. How about we just don't cheat, you know?

Speaker 10 (12:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, yeah, okay, So we're learning. Okay, thank you, sir
had a security cedric. Everyone.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
We are teaching things on this tour.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Deep life lessons. You know, it's one week at a time. Jason,
for you, yes, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (12:21):
I'm with Kailin. I just I don't want you in
my face all day.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
So, like, have a lot of hobbies, work a lot,
travel for work. Give me a house like that would
be nice. Make sure I have a car that works
all the time.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
And that's really the simple.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
It sounds like your relationship. Now he provides you a
house needs some mechanics, so I'm very happy. Yeah, but
what I'm hearing is get a damn life, Mike. The
Mechanic's some friends, That's what I'm hearing. Get some friends
that aren't me. Yeah, okay, let's do headlines next to
the entertainer of fort blogs waiting by the phone. We're
in palaton Everyone, palate man. There's a lot of people

(12:56):
here in this place. I know up until seven normally.
Who are all these people? Wow? And it's we've only
been here for eighteen minutes or something. Thank you for coming.
It's the Fred Show, the Thank You thirteen two. We're
live in Palattine. The Fread's Show is on Friend's Biggest
Stories of the day. What's up to the people in
the back Jelly Cafe, palette tie. You know this nice

(13:18):
this nice one. We just talked to you, she said,
you know, I drove by yesterday around this time. There's
only one car in the parking lot. So look what
you guys have done. Well, they're not normally open at
this time. But I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go
with that. I'm gonna go with it's all because of us.
That's what I'm gonna go with, even though there's nothing
to do with that.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
She's trying to guess us up.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
You know, no, she was, she was, but only they
opened at seven, and they opened it a six for us,
so that was very nice. So everyone enjoy your breakfast,
eat all. If I see something's already out. It looks
really good. This place was chosen Jason because of the
massive following on some site right yell for something?

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, the yell reviews are awesome.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
Anne Sando Viner's and I was like, hello, but why
would I go anywhere else?

Speaker 1 (13:58):
And then you demanded that they provide them for three
for everyone? Is that how that works?

Speaker 4 (14:02):
So enjoy?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Did you figure out how to spell vigne?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Yeah? Ben yay?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, how do you spell baby?

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Let's do a spelling bab it's b E n space
why a why Harriet?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Ben yay? Yeah, sure we'll go with that, thank you.
But we have this is gonna be very confusing today
because we have a Kaylin and then we have a
Caitlyn who owns the place.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Anyone says Billy, Well, I.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Do for a living, So the confusion might be mine
for just for a Kaylin and a Caitlyn. No, well,
we're not on the air. I call you Caitlyn. I
refuse to call you about your actual name.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Everyone else too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Also, I have on my little list here Diane is
eighty years old today. Whose mom is Diane? Someone wanted
this Jennifer, Jennifer where Jennifer go, oh there, she's way
over there. Oh okay. I would have thought that would
have gotten some kind of reaction. You know, mom's eighty.
Oh she can't hear it. Oh okay, is he talking?
She's got her laptop house, she's doing stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
No.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Yes, she's a hard working lady. Yeah, Jennifer in here.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
What eightioth birthday?

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Oh? Hey, how you own more birthdays? How you Oh
they're fifty year old, mel Kiki Go get him, Go
get him.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
He has no idea what's going on?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
He Hey, sir, I have a list. I have a
list for you. I'm gonna give it to you and
see if you meet him any of the requirements. So
let's do some headlines quickly, and I have to get
the sad ones out of the way. Two people were
killed and at least five wounded in a shooting on
Thursday on the campus of Florida State University in Tallahassee.
A twenty year old student was taken into custody after
being identified by police as the gunman. He's the son

(15:39):
of a sheriff's deputy, and authority said the deputy's service
weapon was found at the site of the shooting. Five
victims were being treated at the hospital, as was the suspect,
Luigi Maggione. Remember this guy. We haven't heard it by
Luigi in a little while, but he was indicted on
four counts on Thursday by grand jury in New York
on a federal murdered charge in the shooting death of

(16:00):
the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. The David means that
the federal grand jury found probable cause to charge him
into this the December slag. Now do we still believe
in a controversy about this because remember, like this dude
was supposedly he went from being the stealthiest studliest assassin
in all of New York history to like, twenty four

(16:20):
hours later, he's sitting in a McDonald's with the murder
weapon eating them whopper that would be burger king, but
he was eating a big mac or something. He was
eating a whopper at McDonald's, Which that was the first
crime I got arrested. Hey, that was the first of one.
We had to lock him up for that, only then
find the gun in the thing, Like what do you do?
You are a crazy person. But yeah, so this guy,
so do we believe that he did it? I think
we have to believe that he did it right.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah guess, I mean, I think the writing's on the wall.
He is very chill for someone who killed someone.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
You know, have you talked to him lately? Is he
pretty relaxed in prison or what he was relaxing?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Very into like all the women who are writing him letters,
which I mean, I guess anyone would be.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
But yeah, he has a lot of fan clubs. That
was one of the wildest things I've seen in a while.
Not only does it display the hatred people have for
the insurance companies, but everybody, Like the comments are a
wild place. You know. It was like this dude killed
somebody and everyone's like, well, he's good looking. I need
to hear both.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
Sides taken seriously anymore. Like thing is very unseious to us,
especially on the internet, So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
As you guys know, I like to tailor the biggest
stories of the day, you know, to your to your needs,
to each of you, and I think this one is
for several of you, but Kiki especially. I have terrible
news about Timu, really bad news. I thought you were
a Timu shean person.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I am well, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
So customers who continue to buy from the Chinese fast
fashion retailers Timu and Shean as I say, Sheen, Sheen,
Sheen could soon be a you know me, I don't
you know? If I order something from in my size
from Shean, it will show up. It's like child's eye.
Yes's gonna go over my left arm or something. But

(17:56):
you may begin seeing higher prices for your orders. Retailers
who warned that US customers can expect price increases beginning
next week in response to tariffs. Everyone's favorite word. Items
purchase from t Moushi and TikTok Shop, Ali Express and
other Chinese online retailers will be affected due to recent
changes in global trade rules and tariffs are operating expenses

(18:18):
have gone up, they said in and notice to customers.
It said that price increases will be effective on April
twenty fifth, and they're going to be required for the
company to keep offering the products you love without compromising
on quality. So that role exit you wanted. It was
two dollars, man, it's going to be four.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Now.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
That's terrible. We can't have anything nice.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Man.

Speaker 7 (18:35):
They're taking away Hooters man. And now Temu and Shan
and I'm sick of this.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well that taking it away. You're just gonna have to
spend a little more that Kiki money.

Speaker 7 (18:43):
You don't have any role it them all out. So
my four graphic T shirts with the bands will just
be in rotation.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I guess, yeah, oh yeah, I mean I was very
looking forward to that third eye Blind T shirt that
you ordered, because I know you're a big fan of them. Yeah,
we told you about Eric in Lauman and and this
is here's a story that I never thought I would
be talking about in twenty twenty five because they I
was very young when these dudes went to jail for
allegedly I guess they did. They. I think they admitted
to killing their parents. I think that's established. Yeah, but

(19:12):
now they're saying it was because of years of abuse,
and that looked like people were buying that, whether I mean,
if it's true, until of course, there was an election
in a new DA, and the new DA is like, now,
hold on one second, these dudes murder some people. Let's
look at this again. So a Superior Court judge on
Thursday said a new hearing for May ninth to tackle
two issues in the brothers re sentencing case and I

(19:36):
won't get into the details on that, but nonetheless, this
has been pushed off a little bit longer to find
out if these dudes are eligible per early parole, and
then the parole bar would decide if they get out.
And they were all the rage last year because of
all the documentaries. Yeah, the Menendez Brothers.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
It's wild. I don't know. I don't know what's going
to happen next. I feel like, but you watched the series, right,
Oh yeah? Do you feel? Do you feel or do
you not want to say?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I mean, you know, it's of all the controversial opinions
I have, I it's it's hard to say to peer
based on at least because there were different spins on it,
there were different perspectives. It would appear that they were
potentially emotionally abused by at least their father, if not

(20:23):
their mother. If what was in the documentary or what
was in the Netflix series, the dramatic reenactment, if that's true,
but again we're watching actors who weren't there. But there
does seem to be evidence that they were abused. I
also don't think that means you get to kill your parents,
that's true.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, I mean, let it be a lesson I guess for.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Yeah, so just for the young kids out there listening,
I mean, because I mean, yeah, I don't so.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
Yeah, I mean and if their mom knew what was
going on and didn't do anything, I think she was
also guilty of, you know, enabling that behavior.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
But I think the hard part is they're not obviously
here to defend themselves, so I guess we're taking their
word for it. And again, it shouldn't have been a
lesser charge, which means they would be eligible for parole.
I don't know. I guess that's for someone else to decide.
The prospect of a Firefest two guys is dwindling. It's
this is crazy. I can't believe it. I truly can't.

(21:15):
I thought that they really had it this time. Firefest
two seemed to be reputable and trustworthy after the first debacle,
but it's gone from probably to well maybe not, to
a hard no, at least for now. The most shocking
news of the day, organizers at the music festival, whose
incarnation in the Bahamas in twenty seventeen was an infamous

(21:36):
disaster I have announced that they're postponing the event, which
had been set to take place in Mexico May thirtieth
through June. Second, I better get my refund right because
I was looking very forward to it. And it turns
out that there will be a new date. They say
there will be refunds and once the new data is
announced at that time, if you can repurchase, if it
works with your schedule, It says, why doesn't he do

(21:58):
it here?

Speaker 2 (21:59):
So like if if it is a flop, I can
go back home.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
You know that's a very good question.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Second chance?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Yeah, you know you do. Kind yeah, because he's certainly
a guy that you know you can get behind. You
could tell you because you went to prison for the
last one, so this one will I would have thought,
and I've been saying this now for two weeks, Kaylin,
I would have thought this one would have been buttoned up,
you know what I mean, Like, I don't care if
it's crappy, but it's happening, and it's illegit because I

(22:27):
did go to prison for the last one. So maybe
we don't mess around on this one. But no, we're
messing around on this one too. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Did he not learn anything from being in there with Mike?
The situation? Like was he just what was he doing?

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I don't think he was properly rehabilitated.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
I think he deserves a second chance. I think we
should do a show from there the next on the tour.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, well, we'd be the only ones there and there'd
be a lot of angry people in FEMA tents with
cheese sandwiches and the eby on. Guys like we don't
have any water. I go to the airport. Then we
need to be a big problem. And if you if
you didn't watch the documentary, then you don't know the joke.
But there's a hero in all of this. There's a
hero among them, and he's not getting enough shine. I

(23:07):
don't take Jaio King called me and wanted me to
remind everyone that there's a meteor shower in full display.
It's time to take a deep breath and enjoy an
event in the night sky. The Larid meteor Shower is underway.
The annual celestial display started on Wednesday and will last
through April twenty fifth. The meteors are flying trails of
debris left behind by a comet, and they shower the

(23:31):
Earth each year in the third week of April. They
say that the shower is expected to peak next week
So if you're into space called gai oking, she'll tell
you how to look at it because she was there
and she wants everyone to know it.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Would you like to watch it together? And I can
sing what a wonderful world to you?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
And I wouldn't have it any other way, the media shower,
I wouldn't the media. Oh it's meteor Yeah no, but
there'll be a media shower watching you sing what a
wonderful world? Watching meteors with me? Yeah? How romantic? Yeah,
And she's doubling and tripling down. Gilking is on all
of this criticism that they weren't really in space and
have you heard the conspiracy? Hey, do you guys think

(24:07):
they really went to space or was it a conspiracy theory? Yes,
it make noise if you think they actually went to space.
Thank you. They did not know? Well, no, that was
for going. Okay, make noise if you believe in Kiki's
theory they never went. It was like a Okay, there
you go.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
I'm not doing this today. I'm not doing this.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Jason. You're on the wrong side of this. I think
it's on this sill. I recommend not this is my cause.
I recommend a more worthy cause.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
You'll go to space for your time with energy a rocket,
then you know we can talk.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Okay, I mean shower, Kiki. I've seen your coverage on this.
I mean, so you your theory is like I never
really thought about it. But they supposedly got in his
thing in a capsule, went to space, winces wolded around
for a little while, and we're back on the ground
in eleven minutes or something.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
And it was a life changing experience that they saw
up there, Like girl, you got in there with that
fashion of an outfit on, turned the lights off and
turned it back on, and y'all didn't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, I don't believe any of this.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
And Jeff Bezel just outside jumping up and down.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yes, Jeff was outside.

Speaker 7 (25:21):
It would like pressing of the light button waiting on
them to come up, turn it back on, turn it off.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
They didn't go anywhere because you can't.

Speaker 7 (25:27):
We can't get from Palotine to Arlington Heights in ten minutes.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
So that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
All the way to space, they're in a rocket.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
You went past the.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Lord, you went all the way up there. I don't
believe it, Jason, they passed threat.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
I heard you say they passed heaven. I heard you
say that, how did you get past half?

Speaker 2 (25:43):
And they didn't pay a toll or anything.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
You were so worried about them you had tears in
your eyes before. Please meet Keiky because her opinion changes
like her underwear.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
It really does.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
But it was a ten minute thing, kay, And then
Katy Perry came out acting like it was a life
change and experience in ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
Well, well you done a little longer than I can't.

Speaker 7 (26:03):
Get through a story time on seek Icond. Ten minutes
and you think that was life changing?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Please?

Speaker 9 (26:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:10):
But for me, it's Gail King talking about well have
you done it? She actually she was on record saying that, well,
if you haven't done it, then you don't know. No,
I haven't done it because I don't have an extra
three hundred grand laying around to go to space. And
I don't even think they paid for it. I bet
it was free. It was free.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It's a scheme. It's a scheme, I'm telling you.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
And what is the what is the outcome? Do you
believe that man walked on the moon?

Speaker 9 (26:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Okay, so that happened. But Katy Perry did, right, I
do it? Okay? You know what, Jason, women, Jason do anything.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I believe women can do anything. But this here is
a lie.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
My god, Yeah, this is not a There are a
lot of gender inequalities and this isn't one of them.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
One of them.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
No men were invited on.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
This thing, Okay, No, ye Sampson there, I heard.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
It was one hundred and ninety for eleven minutes. Because
that's what you need and that's that reference is a
real story from yes NASA. Yeah, by the way, Aaron Rodgers,
are we worried about what Aaron Rodgers is up to?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
What I would like to hear.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
He was on the pad your momm is And that's
not your mom joke that. I don't mean that like.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
Bring and I'm leaving.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't mean like your mom was hearing. Yeah, did
your mom go to space?

Speaker 4 (27:21):
She did. I don't call her an astronaut. Okay, there's
some respect.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You know what, if Linda went to space, I'd call
an astronaut too, But you know it's fine. Aaron Rodgers
broke his silence on the Pat McAfee show, saying he's
in no rush to make a decision on his football future.
That's nice because no one's hit a rush to make
a decision on him either, right. You know that's like
when nobody wants to go on a date with you
and you're like, I'm not dating right now. You know
who cares? You know? Or nobody wants to hire you
and you're like, yeah, I'm just sitting out right now,

(27:48):
are you? Or there's nobody is is no one offering
you a job? Because there's that too, which I think
is what's going on with him. So he was in
his Malibu home. Uh, he says it's not about money.
He's met with the Steelers, the Viking, in the Giants.
He told a very sad story about how he flew
across the country from California to New York to basically
be fired by the Jets at a ten minute meeting.

(28:08):
He was very sad about it. Uh, the poor guy.
I mean it probably it probably could have been a
phone call or an email. I would agree with that.
You know, I've always said, when you're ready to fire
me at this place, can you just like can you
just send me like a like a certified letter or
something like you don't make me get up at four
in the morning, yep and drive the palatine but the
boss would have to show up here to fire me,

(28:29):
and we know that's not happening. So all the silence
because it's true. He also apparently is in love. So
if you're worried about Aaron Rodgers, he's in love, I thought,
and it's a good feeling.

Speaker 9 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, well they're all I think they're all.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
In love in love with We don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
We're not really sure. Okay, we don't really know.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Sounds like dating him is not too fun.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah, people don't have not great reviews on Yelp for
dating Aaron Rodgers. No, unless you're into brainwashing and uh,
cult like behavior. I don't know. Allegedly, I have no idea.
Itaco Bell is bringing back an item that people were
begging for, according to Taco Bell, the chicken nuggets. Because
why wouldn't I go to Taco Bell for chicken nuggets.

(29:12):
They say that it marinates chicken pieces in Halapano buttermilk
and coach them with tortilla chips and breadcrumbs. When the
fast food chain offered the nuggets last December as a
limited edition item, they sold out in just a week,
and I guess they're coming back, so Taco Bell, but
then again, you guys talk about how the fries are
good at Taco Bell.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Some of the best fries in the world at Taco Bell.
I'm telling you those is not your fries.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
Woo.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Well, you know what, you haven't been to space yet,
so you wouldn't know. Yeah, there could be better fries
in space. And calin this is for you. I heard
of about twenty five cows visited several neighborhoods in Pennsylvania's
Bucks County after escaping from a farm. This is my dream,
and they just stopped by a few cribs on the way.
The cows were caught on camera wandering through multiple neighborhoods,
just cruising. All the cows were eventually recaptured with helping

(29:57):
the police and local residents. One single count named Gracie.
They did pursuers for a few hours, longer than the others,
but she was safely returned to the farm. So Gracie,
she wasn't ready yet, but she eventually went back home.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
I would hide Gracie in my home so she didn't
have to go back.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Every time I see a cal video on TikTok, he
goes right to Kaylen immediately straight straight to Kailin.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
I love him. I love a cow our listeners send
them to which makes my whole damn day.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
So it's National Exercise Day, It's good Friday. It's National
Clean out your Medicine Cabinet Day and National Lineman Appreciation Day,
honoring the men and women who work around the clock
to keep the power going. If the power's on when
you read this or I'm reading it, or when you
hear this, then shout out to them. Yeah right, I
weren't Palette signed today worth a jelly cafe. It's really

(30:41):
busy in here. Good morning, everybody. Say hot everybody. And
that's not even the laugh track that we have ready
to go. Jason's got a button over there and make
it sound like people showed up if they don't. But
you guys did show up today. So it's free coffee
and Beignet's going to be here until nine thirty doing
this show live. Not a lot of room right now,
but everybody gonna eat and believe we got some kids here.

(31:01):
They gotta go to school, don't they, or is this
their education for the day? Yeah right, you get good
Friday off around here? Yeah, we never got good Friday
off anywhere. God, Oh my god, I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
I love that for the teachers, right yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Well, good, good for you. I didn't realize that was
the thing. The Entertainer Report after God got Bruno Mars
next on the Frend Show. It is the French show.
Jelly Cafes where we are the Thank You thirteen too?
Were stop number three and h I want you to
come by this morning, Palatine and see us. The place
is very busy. Now, how did you get there's a
reserve table over here, Jason, how do you get on

(31:39):
the VIP list for this place?

Speaker 6 (31:41):
I heard that that is owner Caitlin's friends, family, neighbors,
they get this.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
Oh wowd vip Okay, oh no, hold on what she
what's she screaming? Hibout?

Speaker 6 (31:58):
I'm hoping that's her daughter? Okay, oh daughter, yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I assume.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Okay, So we see, so we have an adult section,
we have a kids section over here. Okay, I see
it looks like.

Speaker 4 (32:09):
Are those mimosas?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Please tell I was gonna say that, but mosas appear
to have are being served.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Take a bottle service when you're reserved.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
You know, I mean, Jelly Cafe is lit. It's a
wild place.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
There's bottle.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Girls, I just heard a wild story. There's a woman
in here that claims that she had just she she
knows my wife. That's what you're claiming. I'm not going
to say who you are, who this person is, but
that's a wild story. You just told me. She said, well,
the woman was married one time, and I was like,
let me interview the I want to interview this man.
I want to know. I want to hear both sides
of the story. Okay, we got to do a full
background check, all right before I'm going out with anybody.

(32:43):
Turns out there's a wild story. Uh, dude left my
future wife. I guess for a OnlyFans model some sugar
daddy dot com. Oh, I mean Jason's like, he just
went to his laptop. What are you looking up your
shot my profile looking for sugar daddy dot com. That's

(33:05):
a real thing. Of course, it is about looking up
on my work laptop.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I don't know that was an option, but I'm heading
there now.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Yeah, right, girl, you're worried about what you're looking up
on your work laptop. I mean the stuff that I google.
It work is, but it's for professional purposes, yes, research content, right.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
Is on the press show Jason we totally saw this coming,
but Tate McCrae is getting some backlash for her upcoming single.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
With Morgan Wallen.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Morgan announced collaborations for his upcoming on The Problem album,
including Post Malone, Hardy Air, Church, Ernest, and his first
major collab with a woman aka Tate McCrae. Fans flooded Instagram,
slamming her for the collab, writing things like I.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Was rooting for you. Think you ever turned?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
I know?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Paulina absolutely jammed. Yeah, yeah, that's my favorite song. I
was like, I only have off on controls there, so
I decided off was the option.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I was like, should I break the fourth wall and
ask someone to turn it down so I can.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Hear my I mean, put the glow sticks down, Paulina, honestly, relax.
You know you get the place yourself. I mean, put
your pants back on, Paulina. Let's let's get to work.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
She x up when we leave.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Fans flooded Instagram slamming tape for collabing with more Morgan,
writing things like I was rooting for you.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
We were all rooting for you. How dare you? Which
is wild? And also, girl, we love you please cancel
the collab with Wallen please? So I mean you guys, okay,
all right.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Meanwhile, country singer Austin Snell wrote, Morgan Wallen and Tate
McCray will literally break the internet, so we will see
how the collaboration sounds. In other music news, Lil Wayne
revealed that Billie Eilish and Miley Cyrus will show up
on his upcoming album, The Carter Six, which is I mean,
we're all just like collabing with each other at this point.
He was talking to Rolling Stone and he didn't share

(34:59):
a lot of details, but I do think that the
Billy collab is an uncleared sample, so I think he's
probably gonna have to work that out with her people.
I wouldn't use an uncleared sample. Better get that in order.
He is the king of remixes though, absolutely did.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
You see that.

Speaker 7 (35:14):
He's also said he's gonna her lab with Andrea Bocelli no.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Wedding. You better need copy. If you watch the Kardashians,
you know that reference.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
He started this whole album series in two thousand and four,
and The Carter six will be out in June. Who
Selena Gomez is just like us because she posted.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
A new carousel of photos on Instagram, like we all do.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
And she forgot to check the background of some of
her photos, which I hate when that happens. In one
of the photos, she's laying on a couch, But the
internet always wins, and you know, people creep and these
zoom in fans notice a bottle of ky jelly on
the windowsill, and we're quick to let Selena.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Know, my girl, you gotta check the background. Hey, whatever
y'all need to do, use it. But you know, makeed
up yea, these things happen, these things, no one's mad
at you. You're getting it on right.

Speaker 5 (36:07):
And lastly, you guys, Acon is the latest who is
going country. Acon he was signing autographs in New York
exactly and with asked his thoughts on artists like Snoop
collaborating with other country artists. He said, I'm actually redoing
my entire catalog in country. I'm not even joking. This
has been my idea forever. The project has been in
motion for at least five years. But starting next month,

(36:29):
you're going to start seeing releases. He added that records
like his hit song Locked Up will be included and
that the tracks will be performed by country artists, where
while he plays more of a guest role, he said,
they're country artists featuring me, they're the ones performing them.
So I mean, smack that are we getting a I
mean his whole catalog is going country.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
That my slap that might actually on the floor actunt acon.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Yeah, that might actually be good like you yeah, okay,
if you're not him performing.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Its country artists, so like you know, featuring him. Yeah,
so everyone's going to punch. It's already, Mike.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We don't have not everything has to be country. I
like country. Not everything has to be country.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
But Luke Coles thing is smack that I'm here for.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Like I.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Locked up damn us a six ship.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah, chick, Wow, that was really good. Actually, now that
you do that, I mean, I mean do it. Yeah,
let's do it.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
I I just revealed that that I am going to
be on one of this.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
That's incredible and I'm sorry that I was supposed to
keep it a secret.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
But stay tuned for that.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
By the way, if you missed any part of our show,
just hit the Front Show on demand on our free
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you guys, if you have a set us a pre
set here at Jelly Cafe, just show us.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You'll get a little extra credit, a little love. We're
whipping their gross right away, my queens. Yeah, okay, perfect,
we got Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
That is the requirement. If you want the free coffee,
then you have to make us a price of the
iHeart Radio app.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
Follow us on Instagram. Yeah, actually to get in here.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, there's about fifty people in here, so that'll double
our follower cout, which is exciting. Yeah, that's what you
have to do, everybody, if you want your free coffee.
And I'm gonna be walking around and we're gonna be
doing spot check Jason. Actually, no, Syrus, Cedric. We're gonna
same Cedric around. I keep wanting to call to me.
He looks like a Cyrus. I'm not sure why. But
his name is Cedric, and he's much larger than I am,

(38:26):
so we'll call him by his proper name again. He's
not a man who gets pushed around, I don't. I
don't think very often. No, No, Cedric is his name.
But he's been responding to Cyrus too this week, which
over the last few weeks. But I'm gonna send him
around to make sure everybody has a US as a
priest on the iHeart Radio app and that you follow

(38:46):
us on Instagram. Yes, that's all we ask for, this
free entertainment, this free show. That we get the free
show anyway, every day, whether we do it in front
of you or not. All right, Jelly Cafe, Palatine, Thank
You thirteen to a us up everybody saying, I mean,
that's the thing. If you're gonna sit here and eat,
then you're gonna have to make noise about every ten

(39:06):
minutes or so, just to make sure everyone's alive. Also
so the people at home realize that there are people
that listen to us, or the people that just like
good food and jolly cafe, which the people may walked
in here and just stumbled on this. Don't ask questions,
but like, what what is this crap show that I'm
watching right now? Coffee Beignet's all the breakfast food. We're
here until nine thirty. It's the third stop on the

(39:27):
Thank You thirteen too, or shout out to make it
in Illinois and we're back in the second Fred Show.
Oh on, I got me a mouse this week. This
is exciting you like that. I know, yeah, did you
provide that? Yes? I ordered it from Oh my gosh,
how much is the whole show? I was gonna say,
how much did it cost? With seventy five dollars? Seventy
Oh okay, well, I guess we didn't pay a tariff then,
because last week I was operating the whole radio station

(39:49):
on that little, tiny, little red dot in the middle
of the keyboard. Guys, this is a nineteen ninety seven
think pad. I'll have you know that we're running the
entire operation off of Jason. Yeah, only the best.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
So I decided to do a full system update atour
thirty this morning.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
I didn't know we need Windows eight today. That was
a lot of fun in order to do things. So Jason,
next to you, your name is Addison? Huh? And Addison
interviewed me for her radio class a couple of weeks ago.
I meant to play it on the air, but it
was an interview about me, So I thought that on
my show that would be a little strange to air
interview about me. But really I wanted to do it

(40:23):
because it's about you. Because you did the interview. So
where do you go? What was the class?

Speaker 9 (40:28):
So?

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I go to Glenbrook South and glen View and.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, you can make noise for that if it is
that important to you, it's okay.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Yes, yeah, I take the radio class and I actually
took it last semester and I.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Was a little I was a little like, oh, this
is this is scary because I've never I've never done
anything like it before. But now I really I love
it now.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
So see this is what we need. She loves radio, yes,
and she's young, and so we need like a next
Kiki at a next Kaylan, and I think it may
have to be you.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
Yeah. So if you ever need someone to fill in
the showbiz yeah, sure you know what, girl, Yeah, I
think we should start her on Monday.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
I think you are You are just as qualified as
I am so to do this, so it's all good.

Speaker 5 (41:17):
Let me ask you, would you ever exclamation point a
text message that we sent you if we didn't answer.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Would you ever do the like double exclamation if.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
If Kayla were to text you needed, or if you
texted Kaylin and she didn't respond fast enough, would you
ever just send a bunch of exclamation points like our
current intern does?

Speaker 2 (41:35):
I mean it depends, Okay, so it depends how long
you know them. I like, you just met them, like
that's a little weird.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
But if you kill them, then yeah, we're gonna work
on your answer to that question. Right, actually a little
bit it is, yeah, okay, it just it just depends.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
She's already my boss.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
No, no, this is this is about right. So anyway,
it was nice to meet you. And she's actually at
a into a very big deal because she has a
guest booker for her homework assignment that she did the
interview with me. Her mom actually booked it. Okay, so
I heard from mom and then I heard from mom
about every twenty minutes until we got it done. So
Mom's very thorough as well. But hey, I mean when

(42:16):
you're a big time radio personality like you are, you
gotta have people. I have Jason, you know, and yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Mean like I was like, I was like, I don't
want to like bother him, Like I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Like no, no, I was, I was probably putting a
lego set together like this, you weren't bothering me at all,
Like it's absolutely no problem. And maybe maybe on the
Tangent or somewhere else, I'll play the interview because you
did a really good job, and you put it together
really well. So, ladies and gentleman, the Addison Show to
follow the Fred Show. I'm sure if our boss were

(42:46):
here then he'd probably hire you. So it's probably better
for us than he's not. Hey, have a good day, roundup,
applause for Addison. You can say her radio debut happened
right here and you were you were present for it.
So look at that. The next range.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
And then there's another girl here that's even younger that
says we're best friends. Now, so this I got a
lot of best friends.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
That was adorable.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
It was adorable. Is that Caitlin's daughter? I think it
is that Kaylinn's That they look similar, I think it
might be. And if it's not, we may have just
discovered something like she may have a daughter she didn't
know about.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Yeah, I don't know how that would work, but yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
It's possible. I've seen it one time on Maury I Son,
We are Live. It's the third stop on the Thank
You thirteen tour. Shout out to make it in Illinois
dot com. That's the website, right, Jason, Because I'm freestyling
this one.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
Oh, I gave you.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Well, it's buried under. It's under the nineteen ninety seven.
I vibe not even eye anything. No, whatever this thing is,
I don't know. Or Jason came in here with a
full ass tower computer that he set up with the
monitor from two thousand and one. I'm shocked that it works.
But yes, we're in Palatine at Jelly Cafe until nine thirty.

(43:55):
We are here. Shout out to Palatine everyone. I'm check
us out waiting by the phone. Will do show his
Kiki and for Showbiz Shelley another tiebreaker the entertainment of
for it and we're commercial free life from Palette side.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
We'll go there in the city.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
A word of phrase that you've been saying wrong your
entire life, and maybe you just recently realized that you
weren't saying it. Colleena, there's got to I mean, how
many do we have for you?

Speaker 5 (44:20):
I think the one that I discovered was I called
it Rosadai chicken, but it's Rosistory chicken.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
And I'm going to Costco looking for Rosaderi chicken.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Fred's show is on. Oh hi, guys, I guess we're
on the air. I don't know because we're doing a
meet and greet here. We're at Jelly Cafe. Nobody told me,
but that's all right because it's a live broadcast. So
good morning everyone, Jelly Cafe and Palatine. There's a big

(44:51):
there's like pictures going on. There's just a it's a
whole kind of mad scene here. No idea that we
were on the air, though, I wonder for how long?

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Okay, I know it's okay, all right, deepress every one.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
No, A lot of people are here this morning and
we're doing a live show. It's a thank you thirteen
tour stop number three making an Illinois is our sponsor.
We appreciate them, thank you for coming this morning. Waiting
by the phone is coming up in just a second,
I think, I promise, let me consult my nineteen ninety
four Commodore sixty five or sixty four?

Speaker 10 (45:25):
What was it.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
I don't know. I'm not old enough for that joke. Ky,
here's a lot of people here.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
It's so many people here. I'm so proud of all
the time.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Yeah, I'm so proud. Yeah. And we're kind of jammed
into a corner, you know. So like when it was like, oh,
you're on the air, it was like I had. Actually
it was an Olympic type fee. You saw me. I
jumped over an eight foot table, Yes, I saw you.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Then you moon walked across the table.

Speaker 1 (45:46):
I was like, oh my god, yeah, no I did.
A lot of people don't know I had this kind
of athletic ability.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
I did not know.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
No, but you what you saw it?

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
You know fight or flight, I think is what it's called. Yes,
we'll do waiting by the phone. The entertainer report is
coming up this hour as well. What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (45:59):
K So, one of the ladies on that Blue Origin
Fight flight excuse me, is regretting the public spectacle that
they made of it.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
It's a little late for that now. Also, you guys
were talking about.

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Only fans models earlier because of your your potential wife,
right that situation.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, well there was a game show host caught with
a little OnlyFans model.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Oh is that right? Yeah? Okay, so who's that? Well,
these things happen, you know, But I was hearing, you
know when during a commercial break, I was hearing about it.
There was a full on friend investigation to find out
who this man was cheating with. We had people using
decoy accounts on sugar daddies dot Com.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
It maybe be a woman who did it, because.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
The stuff that happens in the suburbs is wild. Oh yeah,
we could do Real Housewives of Palatine. I think just
based on the one hour I've been here talking to
these folks. There's a lot of drama out here.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I know we might have to stay overnight.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
My life is boring in the city. This is where
it's at. It's this Real Housewives a palaton.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yes, I think so. And your wife is from here,
so I.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Haven't met this woman, so we should probably stop referring
to her as my wife. But you know that's that's
just someone's screaming. I don't know what they're screaming. Oh
the most table you're getting a little roundy to my
ride over there? Yeah, that's crazy. Jelly Cafe is where
we are this morning, a palette side waiting by the phone.
We'll do it in two minutes. So so a tiebreaker
would show Bisquiki. I forgot it was a Kyle for

(47:28):
the guy's name. Yeah, man, yeah, he's really good. And uh,
we're gonna see if you have to if you're gonna
lose today or if you have to carry a time
to the weekend. It's all coming up this hour on
the Fred Show. Never been left waiting by the phone.
It's the Fred Show. Chelsea, Good morning, Welcome to the program.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Good morning, Hi, I'm a huge fan of the show.

Speaker 1 (47:51):
My god, Chelsea is ready to go. Well, thank you.
I'm a big fan of you, Chelsea. So what's going on?
Which is dude, Charlie, we gotta know everything. How did
you meet? Why do I say like that, Charlie, I
don't know what's going on with this guy? How did
you meet? Tell us about any dates you've been on,
and then where things are now?

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Well, I met Charlie on hinge and we matched and
flirted for a little bit before going, you know, on
our first date, and we went out for some drinks.
I personally thought we had a lot of fun. He's
really cute, we had a lot in common, and honestly,
he kissed me, So I'm pretty sure that means we're
going to go out again. Like that's usually a really
good sign.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I'll give you that out. I mean a kiss at
the end of the day. You don't normally kiss someone
that you're like, not in you know that you think's
disgusting or something.

Speaker 9 (48:35):
Usually yeah, so I thought that was a good sign,
but like, now he's ghosting me. So I'm a little confused.
I'm really bummed, and I just I don't know.

Speaker 10 (48:44):
I don't know what to do. So in my head,
I'm like, you know what, my favorite morning show, they're
going to be able to help me.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Well, I mean, we're going to help somebody here. I
don't Sometimes sometimes it do, and sometimes it's someone else
but the other person, but I don't know. Let's call
this guy Charlie. I can't wait. I'm gonna ask a
bunch of questions. You'll be on the phone at the
same time. At some point you're welcome to jump in
on the call. And the hope is always is that
we can straighten this out and set you guys up
on another date that we pay for.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Okay, that sounds great, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Let's see what happens next. Part two of Waiting by
the Phone. After this song on the Fred Show, Good morning,
It's the Freend Show. Part two of Waiting by the Phone. Hey, Chelsea, Yeah,
all right, let's call this guy Charlie who you met
on the dating app Hinge. You went on a date
and you thought the date went great. You guys kiss
At the end of the day, he kissed you, and
you thought that was a good sign, and so you
laughed this date, thinking I'm gonna hear from this guy again.

(49:33):
We're gonna reconnect or connect again and go on another date.
And who knows? This is all good?

Speaker 3 (49:38):
I hope, so, I hope it is. I just don't
know what happened right.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Right, Well, you thought it was gonna be all good.
But let's see, let's call this guy now and uh
and good luck?

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Thank you so much?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Hi is this Charlie? Yeah, Hi Charlie. My name is
Fredam calling from the Fred's Show, the Morning radio Show,
the Whole Cruise. Here. I have to tell you that
we are on the radio right now and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can which
that for just a second? Would you mind? Yeah? Man's fine?
What's up? Well? Thank you? Thank you. Man. We're calling
on behalf of a woman who says that she met
you on on Hinge, the dating app. Her name is Chelsea.

(50:20):
Do you remember Chelsea?

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, I'm not going to be talking about that though. Okay, Well,
I know you just said you're not gonna talk about it,
but why why can't we talk about it?

Speaker 8 (50:33):
I look, I know it's you know, we're on the
radio and stuff. I just don't feel comfortable talking about
that situation. It's it's not appropriate to be honest.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Well, I don't want you to feel uncomfortable, and you're
welcome to hang up at any time, but I will
give you context. She reached out to us and said
that she had met you on the dating app and
that she felt like the date that you went on
went really well and she's disappointed that she hasn't heard
from you since the date. So it would be helpful
if you could tell us why, and then we'll tell
her and then you know, I guess everyone can move on.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (51:08):
So I know we're on the radio, so I'll try
to keep something PG that that is very much not PG.
So I'm not sure how to or I'm not sure
how much you know. But you know, we were on
the date and she was fine, you know, Chelsea was great.
But after the date, we went to her place and

(51:30):
you know, we did some pretty heavy making out and
then all of a sudden, she turned into a different person.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Out of nowhere.

Speaker 8 (51:40):
She asked me to hit her in the face, and
I didn't know how to handle that, Like he wanted
me to punch her or slap her or do something
to her physical appearance on her face.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
She didn't. She didn't get around and telling us about
the whatever, the physical assault that she was asking for
the assault, right, So okay, so hmm, yeah, because it
is a little early, so some people like it a
little more aggressively than others, and that can be awkward,

(52:17):
especially because it's hard to know when you first meet
someone kind of where the limit is, and and maybe
you're not into that at all. You know, it doesn't
sound like that was something that you'd want to do anyway.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Right, No, And I said no, just let's be clear.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I said, no, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 8 (52:31):
I don't feel comfortable. I wasn't raised like that, and anyway,
what kind of person wants that, you know. I was
just completely turned off by the entire idea of that.
And I don't know was she trying to trap me
or something or try to get me arrested. I just
didn't know what her angle was.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
So I just it was that was the imogen.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
I forgot to mention that Chelsea aka Mike Tyson is
here or I guess you were going to be Mike Tyson.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
You were Basically, I can't believe you just gave out
all of my business on the internet, like on.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
The radio, like I just like, hold onond Mike Tyson.
You asked us to make this call, and you wanted
to know what was going on Chelsea, and he told
us you had to know to know why he wasn't
calling me back.

Speaker 3 (53:14):
But I didn't expect him to put all my business
out on the radio. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
But you wanted to know why he's not calling. That's
why he's not calling. You were present for this, you
asked for it. I mean you had to know it
was a possibility that was going to come up.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
No, I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
Like that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
So is this what is this the way he's telling
the story?

Speaker 7 (53:33):
Is this?

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Is it accurate? Like you wanted? I don't know, a
little roughness.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
Everyone likes different stuff, Like it's normal like to call
me out like I'm crazy for that. It doesn't make
any sense. Like everyone has things they like. I didn't say,
oh he did this or wanted it. I didn't, you know,
go after what he likes.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
So yeah, he could just keep.

Speaker 9 (53:52):
His mouth shut and it's not like a big deal.
He could have talked to me about it instead of
blasting it all over the radio.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Now I would, I agree, you could talk to you
about it. But you you cannot be mad that this
guy just told that story because you asked us to
call him and get the story, so like, you can't
be upset about that.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
But how would I have known that that was the
problem if he didn't tell me, like you could have
told me, not the radio. You would have just said, oh,
I'll tell her.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
I don't need to tell the radio.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
It's not Well he kind of did try that and
then I pried it out of it. But you know,
I think if you're going around asking people to punch
you in the face, like I think that's probably something
that's going to make some people uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Listen, that's taken a way out of line. That is
not what I said.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Okay, I don't know that. I as much as I
would like to know what you said, I don't know
that this is the time of the place. So let's
just say that you like it a little bit differently
than he likes it. You have different preferences in that regard.
It's a little bit.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Early said that.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Okay, well, but I would ask you this is not
his fault. You told me to get the information for you,
and I did. Okay.

Speaker 9 (54:55):
So I've never heard of a man complaining about a
way a woman makes out with him ever in my life.

Speaker 3 (55:01):
Like, I've never heard that, And this is like a
little ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I don't know. You know, you can get a little sloppy,
you can get a little spitty, you can get a
little toothy. Yeah, like, there are lots of ways I
can complain about the way that people can. Oh, listen,
she's all upset. But like I didn't want to know this,
Like I was perfectly fine not knowing that she likes
to be punched. I was my own business, pricking my
coffee until you called.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Punched or I did not have to be punched. Okay,
that's like really dramatic.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
Okay, you know, Charlie, you've been awfully quiet here is it?
Are you fearful? Are you scared? I'm fearful. Nd percent
I'm fearful.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
I don't know what this woman really wants and there's
no way I'm going to hit a woman.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
But what's the what's the end game?

Speaker 8 (55:46):
Like, you know, I hit a woman in the face
and then all of a sudden, who knows she's got
cameras in her house and.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Now going to jail?

Speaker 3 (55:52):
My god, Wow, you clearly have like very little experience
with women.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Or women that have a particular kind of preference. I
can see how this would make some men uncomfortable because
I don't know. I feel like beginning, yeah, like it's
something I don't know you. Yeah, he's like third or
fourth day. Now come on, now, you know these things

(56:21):
are different. Now, I don't know what I think. This
is a first date activity. I feel like you got
to get to know somebody and understand, Like what's your
favorite color? I want to know that first. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's Charlie's favorite color? Chelsea? Do you know? Because no,
she's too busy.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
I don't care anymore. I don't care, all.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Right, I look, I'm not sure Charlie. I understand that
this made you uncomfortable. Chelsea. I'm sorry that you feel exposed,
But you asked us to find out why he was uncomfortable.
He told us, and now we know I'll ask the question.

(57:01):
It's rhetorical, but Charlie, would you like to go out
with Chelsea again? We'll pay for the boxing lessons. That's
a hard no for me. No, thanks, Okay for me too?
Oh so she okay, So it's.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
A no for her if I wouldn't hit you in
the faith.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
It so weird. Whoa, this is so weird. Just you
know what I got up this morning. I didn't I
didn't foresee this happened. This this one all happening. But anyway, Chelsea,
good luck to you. Charlie, good luck to you as well.
Thanks for answering Caitlin's entertainer report. He's on the Fresh.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Show Lou Wayne says he'll never play a Super Bowl
halftime show and that he says the nflfed up when
they didn't pick him. So, of course, when it was
announced that the twenty twenty five halftime show would be
hosted in New Orleans, rappers like Nicki Minaj and Birdman
and Me argued that Wayne should have played his hometown
show over Kendrick Lamar. Now while talking to Rolling Stone,

(57:58):
he said the NFL fed up, and he basically said
in order to perform there's a bunch of hoops you
have to jump through.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
There's things that they tell you to do, and butts
you have to kiss.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
He said, if you noticed, I was a part of
things I've never been a part of, like Michael Rubins,
all white parties, I'm doing spit with Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
That was all for that. So I don't know if
they misled.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Him or led him on, but he was basically saying,
I was doing all this stuff because I thought I
was going to be asked to perform. He also claimed
that the NFL actually apologized to him and told him
that they're not in charge of the halftime show. He said,
all of a sudden, according to them, they got curved,
So I'm going to have to just settle with whatever
they say. As for if he would ever consider doing
it in the future, he said, nope, they stole that feeling.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
I don't want to do it.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
And speaking of Kendrick's halftime show, Drake is adding that
performance to his defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group his.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Own label of over Kendrick's song not like Us, So
we're still doing this. His legal team rights.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
It was the first and hopefully the last Super Bowl
halftime show orchestrated to assassinate the character of another artist,
and you'll member Kendrick didn't say the word pedophile during
the performance, but he sort of played to the camera
and everyone knew.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Who he was talking.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Has anyone's seen Drake since then? Is he okay?

Speaker 2 (59:10):
He's gambling a lot, okay, Steak.

Speaker 5 (59:12):
I don't know if he's okay because he's literally taking.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Legal action over a rap beef because that was three
months ago and no one's seen the man. So I'm
just making sure everything's a right.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
That.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Yeah, I don't know. They need to call me in
because I would have not made any of these moves.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
His label replied, saying, it is shameful that these foolish
and frivolous legal theatrics continue.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Theatrics. Theatric It's very theatrical. He is a theater kid.
We forget he wasn't that wheelchair on that show. So
I don't know, Drake. We got to knock it off.
And speaking of knock it off.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
After widespread backlash to.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
That all female Blue.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Origin spaceflight, word is that Katy Perry regrets making such
a public spectacle out of the mission After she was
called out for her tone, death and embarrassing behavior. Katie
doesn't regret going to space. Let's make that clear. It
was life changing.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Clearly.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
What she did regret is making this so public. The
most mocked moment, of course, from Monday's event, was when
she came out of the capsule stopped. She held a
daisy up to the sky for her daughter, before dropping
to her knees and kissing the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
She then took us all on some sort of trip.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
I don't know what we were on, discussing feeling super
connected to love and thanking a reporter who called her
an astronaut. So apparently a reporter did call her that,
adding that their all female journey has always been about
love and belonging.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Okay, whatever she's ellen, I'd like to have it this weekend. Listen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
She's having a good time, so I don't know. I
kind of want to try whatever she's happened.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Sause we're going to the Cubs. Gave it to Moore.
I think it would really enhance my experience with Amy
wither Ight, if whatever she was on, if you could
just send us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Some well, I mean tomorrow, you do need to connect
to your divine.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Feminine right Well, the problem is, Caitlin, I haven't been
to space, right, that's the issue, and so I don't
know if I'm gonna be able to get there between
now and then. It's because it's tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yeah, Gail told me I wasn't allowed to talk about
it if I haven't been there, and I said, Gail, baby,
I cannot go there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, right, yeah, there's it's a small barrier of the
financial resources in order to.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Do it right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
So if she would responsor me, I will go up there, and.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Then I would too. I'll tell you what, Gail King,
I would like to have that conversation on equal footing
with you as a fellow astronaut. So if you'd like
to front Kaylin and my admission to the blue Origin
phallic looking spaceship, we will jump on that thing.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Listen the way I drive on the highway, I'm also
calling myself a race car driver.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Now, no, it's well, and I would agree.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Yeah, if that's how it works, that's how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
I'm a race I'm Dale Earnhardt Junior.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
I would and I would call Paulina like one of
those people that goes out and tests see if the
airbags work. For the auto dealership, you know, for the
for the manufacturers. That's I don't know what that is.
A test driver or something. She's something, Yeah, she's something.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
It's more dangerous to ride with Paulina than it is
the Blue Orchid Spaceship. In fact, I feel the way
Katy Perry does when I get out of the car
after Paulina was driving.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
I did see you kiss the ground?

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
I did, and had I found a daisy somewhere that
I did?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
He said, I just I love love.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I said, I love life is what I said. I
love living. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Lastly, we were talking about OnlyFans Earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
The Price Is Right host Drew Carey was spotted having
a little lunch with an OnlyFans model.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
This week, the sixty six year old host was seen
at Swingers Diner in LA with thirty seven year old
Nicky Schuyler, who was also a Penthouse Pet of the
Month in April twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
I'm not going to explain what that is if you
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Drew has allegedly been single since twenty twenty, and this
is very sad. His former fiance Amy Harwick was actually
killed by an ex boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Awful, But it's just it's.

Speaker 5 (01:02:33):
Wild to see like Drew carry out with it an
OnlyFans model. Yeah, I mean you know where you get it, Drew.
I mean good for Drew.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
I guess god, has Bob Barker ever been seen with
an OnlyFans model?

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Probably if you were alive, probably, Yeah, you know, yeah,
it's rip.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
What about Bill Barker?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
You better know tried it to show Bill Barker who
we all been give you. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure.
Not okay, good his lovely wife. I don't think you
exactly okay.

Speaker 5 (01:03:02):
Getting out of this real quick, by the way, you
were of our show, The Frend Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
Just type The Frond Show on demand and set us.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
As a pre set on the free iHeart radiop speaking
of our friend Bill Barker, not not the most awkward
conversation about Bill Barker we've ever had. I don't know
if you remember what we were having, and it had
nothing to do with him, but we were having a
conversation about sororities, yes, and what happens stereotypes of sorority girls.
And he happened to be driving his daughter back to
college to her sorority house. Yeah, oh boys, oh no,

(01:03:34):
oh no, yeah, we.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
Had a couple things that we had heard about them,
and so.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Maybe next week we can take phone calls on this.
If it's not true, then how come every college campus
I've ever been to this And I'm not saying it
is true. In my experience it was, but I'm not
saying where I went to college it was. But I'm
not saying it's true. I'm just saying why, how how
did how do these organizations get these reputations?

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Caitlin, I don't know, but funny enough, my step Jet
also had a similar experience with you d g that
he she loves will.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
Shout out to Delta Gala you know, okay, he shout
outs for doing God's work.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
So hard to not see anything right now, you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Shout out you were a Kappa, weren't you?

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
I was Kyo?

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
You were Kyo? Your sister, My sister was a Kappa. Yeah,
oh the Kappus. Yeah that makes it, that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, okay, Yeah.
It was weird to go to the same college as
my mom and then hear the reputation of the sorority
she was in. But I actually at the time it
made sense though, because it was like goody two shoes.
Oh she wasn't she was a tride, but it would

(01:04:32):
have been really concerning if she had been, you know,
one of the ones. I'm like, really like, I don't
need to know. I don't need to know what was
going on here, What happens there stays there. You know,
were you in a sorority? Kiki? I know you were
in a child gang.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Yeah, I was in a gang much like a sorority.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Yeah, he didn't mob and you were that you were
like the kingpin, the queen pin. I should say you
were the leader. And how old were you at you
were thirteen? Ste mob illis okay, yeah, we're if you
can't tell. And these shows, I seriously wonder the quality
of the content. I really do. Because we're in the

(01:05:07):
middle of a restaurant in Palot Sine right now. It's
called a Jelly Cafe. There are no tables. I mean,
this place is absolutely back in and I'm not even
making that up. Like to my own surprise, I thought
Northwest Indiana showed out last week. This is this is
another level.

Speaker 2 (01:05:21):
I mean, we look at the bar over there. Is
that a bar?

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
And there's children on the bar. I mean it's just
no room. We have children everywhere. They're having to put
them everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
As long as they don't drive. I'm fine with it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
No, I agree. And I don't know. Do you think, Jason,
that Itaska can live up to this next week?

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:05:36):
I mean, I don't think anywhere people can fit in
this No, thanks, No, I don't really. I cask you
got your work cut out for You got to show
up and show out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Yeah, I would agree with that, but it's the Thank
You thirteen tour. We are more than halfway through now
stop number three, which means next week's out number four.
It's the last stop, and then we go back to
getting up at a normal time and working at our
actual studio on Fridays, which will be weird to have
not have one hundred and fifty people staring at us.
Shall we talk?

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
I miss it?

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
I think I won't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
I love the people. I love the people. I'm so
grateful for the people. Everybody who comes by and says hi,
But my add he's my self diagnosed ADD is really testedy, tweak. Yeah,
it takes everything I have and my introversion. Yeah, you know,
thank you so much. It's yeah, well, here we are
and the food looks good, and everyone, hey, how you
doing multiple cameras? So we have a paparazzi.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
We're on her neck, one in her hand. We have
paparazzi called the paparazzi on ourselves.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
We did so, Kiki, you told me something and then
something that just happened here at the Jelly Cafe and
Palatine reminded me of it. But a guy, a nice
looking man, came over here with a very good looking woman,
and he said, hey, you're my wife's radio crush, which
isn't saying much because we're on the radio, and if
we were good well, I'll speak for myself. You guys

(01:06:50):
are very good looking. If I were good looking, I
would be on television. So saying, you know, to preface
it with radio crush, bar's not real high. But I'll
take it, and I I respected. I said this to
the man. I said, that's you must be very confident
in your marriage and your masculinity to come over here
and say that your good looking, very attractive wife has
a crush on me in some capacity. But you just

(01:07:13):
heard a story about somebody who broke up with somebody
else over a quote unquote celebrity crush. And again, you know,
I don't. I consider myself a cloud, So if that
makes me a celebrity, then I'm a celebrity cloud. But
I don't consider myself famous. So it's not the same story.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
But what happened, well, it's actually one of our coworkers,
Zach Bugg, was saying that he broke up with a
woman because she had a celebrity crush on a rapper
that he looked nothing alike.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Now we all talked about.

Speaker 7 (01:07:40):
This because my optimate celebrity crush. Oh, Marian is in
town tonight and.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
You're going to see him. Oh yes, And you know
each other on a first day basis.

Speaker 7 (01:07:48):
Yes, And I actually tagged him on something on Instagram
last night and he reposted it, So I'm really.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
In there so yet tonight tonight tonight? You know, big
Tim has had You've been on the show for two
and a half years. Big Tim has had and I'm
not and you were in the media before this, but
he has had at least two and a half years
of a daily announcement to get it right, and he didn't.
So I don't honestly at this point, if tonight's your
night with a Marion, yes, I think you have to. Yes,

(01:08:13):
I think it's your moral obligation.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
I think it is.

Speaker 1 (01:08:15):
I think it is.

Speaker 7 (01:08:16):
So I gotta go over there to the Wax place
when I leave. But anyway, oh yeah, he said that.
He said that a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
I think that would be more concerning to me than
the fact that you were going to have access to
your celebrity crush. The fact that you're announcing that you're
going to get a watch before you interview this person.
That would be I could probably deal with, you know,
being in the same room with the guy. I think
the extra step is stabbing by European wax. I think
that's really where you know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:43):
It's gotta be ready to go, man, get everything, gotta
be smooth. But yeah, he said he broke up with
a girl because she had a celebrity crush, and I
think that is insane. I feel like everybody should get
at least a celebrity hall.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Pass, just one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
I've told a story before, but many many many years ago,
early in my career, I did it another radio person
and it was a woman who was was a woman.
It was a woman this time, this time. It was
a lot like Jason, I found women in my in
my mid twenties and uh yeah, well people speculate, so yeah, no,
I mean it's you know, sometimes I wish I liked

(01:09:16):
it all, but I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
You're never beating the allegation.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
I know, no ever, and this is what if you're
in your mid forties and you're single and never been married,
then it's I must be closeted, which, honestly, I you
know me, I'm equal opportunity.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
It's your reaction that makes me realize, Okay, it's not true,
because if it was.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Oh no, no, no, no, I mean I'm equal opportunity. Hey,
how you doing?

Speaker 10 (01:09:39):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
What's going on? Hey, we're in the middle of this,
but we'll get We'll get to you. I promise you're
the best. And I'm actually having a highly inappropriate conversation
that Kyle's on your next time, so I don't need
to be rude. Please come back. We're just right in
the middle of the show.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Where like, where's her part?

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
Where? Yeah? Where where does anyone work here?

Speaker 10 (01:09:58):
For us?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Yeah, we don't know who we're on the air, We
don't know. We have an eighteen foot security guard I
don't know where. I don't know where. There he is,
he's over there, you know what. The man needs to
be nourished.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
He's on a break.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
He's on a break. That's fine. I just got stabbed
by a child, but a woman and so I did this.
This time it was a woman, and so we had
a conversation. It happened just like this. It was like
a Wednesday night. We had a conversation. It was you know,

(01:10:34):
who would be your celebrity hall pass and I think
I said mine was like at the time, it was
like Katie Perry, who I then interviewed like a couple
of days later and nothing happened. There was a little flirtation,
but nothing happened. And then hers was Chris Brown. Well,
then a couple of days later she was with Chris
Brown and they wound up having dinner with the guy.

(01:10:56):
And I'm like, no, no, no, this is a terrible
game because when you play the celebrity hall Pass game,
you don't have any actual exposure to these people, you
know what I mean. It's like I could say, like, oh,
you know what, whatever, so and so is my celebrity crush.
I'm never going to meet the I work at Uh.
You know, I'm a mechanic. I don't I don't ever
this person unless they pull up in their Bentley. I'm
not going to ever meet them. You can't play this

(01:11:18):
game if you're Kiki or if you're in the entertainment industry.
You can't play this game because I don't like it anymore.
Because I told her she had a whole past and
then she had dinner with the guy. Well no, no, yeah,
they do happen, and that's why we don't do this.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
If you really love me and you've known me my
entire life, I've been obsessed with the same person. Oh, Marian,
So if I ever get a shot, you should cheer
me on as my man, Like, yes, bab you did that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:42):
Okay, Well, Big Tim just called me and said that
Nicki Minaj is his.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
Really?

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Is is it really? I made that up? I made
that up. But next time Nicki Minaj is she owes
us a show. So next time she's in town, you
don't mind if I just connect to Big Tim with her,
because well, it's just one shot, so he has to
take it. Yeah, I would love for you to connect
Big ten with her for real, for real and you'd
have no problem if he proceeded.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
Not a problem at all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
That man.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
He ain't gave me a ring sheing in one either,
so we'll be sister wives. I'm here for it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
So you wouldn't have any issue, honestly, honest, all jokes aside.
If Big Tim could give with Nicki Minaj, you would
give him a patch?

Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Are you that confident he can't do it? Or is
it that you just don't care if he does because
it's the once in a lifetime thing. It's a once
in a lifetime and you'd stay with him.

Speaker 7 (01:12:31):
Yes, brend I know how much you love Janet Jackson,
Like if you got a chance to give with Janet,
No I do.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
I mean, I would you know it? Can we be
a little more specific about which era of Janet? It's
like I would have picked Brittany in the mid two thousands,
I'm not sure about now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Janet probably have her now, okay, Sydney Sweeney.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Okay, okay, yeah, well okay, except I don't have a
girlfriend or a wife, so it wouldn't hurt anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:12:58):
I'm saying if you were my man, I would cheer
you like you.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Did that bab and you'd let me just come back
the next morning like nothing happen and we just move
on with our relationship. I don't believe you, Jason.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Would you alloun like Tim?

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Honestly?

Speaker 6 (01:13:10):
And I'm the king of just being really jealous and crazy.
But if there was one person and he had a
shot and I knew it wasn't gonna lead to like
like another relationship, but it was like a one night day,
I probably would be Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
There's a movie about this, Jason. It's called An Indecent Proposal.
It's a movie from the nineties. I know you haven't
seen it, because I know you haven't seen it. It
starts Robert Redford and Deme Moore. It's very scenario, you know,
it's a little different. It's about a gambling dead but
essentially a very old, old, good looking, esteemed rich man
wins and I guess it was a poker game. I'm

(01:13:45):
paraphrasing poorly here because I haven't seen this movie. I mean,
I watch it weekly, but I haven't spent a few days.
It turns out to me Moore's husband loses in a
poker game to this guy, and he can't afford to
pay it, and so the trade off is I get
one night with your wife and I'll relieve and I'll
forget yes and so, and she was mad. She was like,
I don't know that I want to do this, and

(01:14:05):
then like I can't believe you're putting me up for this,
and then she did it. And I don't think they
ever recovered. They never recovered to me more. And Woody Harrelson,
they're still not recovered.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
It's way deeper.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
You said Robert Redford at first.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Well, he wouldn't know. Robert Redford was the old guy.
I think Woody Harrelson was this.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
Okay, I think you are right. I think you are right,
But Jason, you're insane. I don't believe you. And how
do you know it's not going to lead to a relationship?

Speaker 4 (01:14:31):
What I in this fake reality?

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
Like if I somehow could be assured that it was
like a one night thing that he got to get
with whoever I don't even know who is crush would be.
But if I think, yeah, if you got to get
with all of BT's for one night and I knew
that you wouldn't go to the like anything after, then
I'd be like, Okay, it's just what wow go have fun,
but I have to be sure that it can't.

Speaker 4 (01:14:55):
Lead to anything.

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
Hey, you guys are better people than I am. I
guess Caitlin's with me here. There's no way. There's no way.
If I'm dating a woman and she's like, my crush
is to get with whomever, then no, you don't get to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Wow if they resent you after.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
It's selfish that I think that selfish man that you
should if you're in a committed relationship, that you shouldn't
be playing around other people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
A lifetime dream. Yeah, Like if they were resent me
for not letting.

Speaker 6 (01:15:19):
Them cheat, well it's not cheating if you're allowing it,
right not. I mean he's asking you and if you're like, okay's.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
And you better not resent me for saying no, we
made an agreement and you can't think anyone else?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Is that too much to That's what I'm saying. Can't
thank you like I'm with.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Katy Perry right now, I'm on something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Why we need to go to space and find love?
I guess because we've never found it A parent.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
To my divine feminine. Okay, my divine feminine is saying that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
It's okay, Yeah, you've been riding hard all week for
this and I might suggest a change, of course I will,
and no apparently military micing it would bets. So this
is a wild day. We're live in Palatine Jelly Cafes,
a thank you thirteen tour stop number three, and we're
gonna be here until nine to thirty. Kiki in the showdown.

(01:16:08):
Yeah yeah, it's another Timeebreaker, and we'll do it next
on the Fred Show. It's the Bread Show. Do you
have what it takes to battle.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Kid with the kny? I know that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
I just love how hype you get with your own
intro and your own voice. Oh okay, all right, we
gotta do this yet. Nineteen and three is your record.
Kyle's back for another one, another one, Kyle Man. Two
hundred bucks is the prize now, so he may have
earned himself an extra hundred bucks. Kyle, my man, you're

(01:16:43):
back again. We're here back for another one. Five more questions.
But since you started, you've tied out twice. This is
your third appearance. You may have earned yourself an extra
hundred bucks. Two hundred dollars is the price of is
it harder and money? Kiki? You gotta go, all right, good.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
I'm not even saying good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:59):
Look, I don't know.

Speaker 10 (01:17:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
Oh she got her she got her game face off.
She does She's ready. Okay, all right, here we go.
Question number one for you, Kyle, and you're basically now
but just a part of the show. Just pull up
a chair. You can come as long as you short.
It's neuro virus bellets, so you know, I got to
sip in where I can. Yeah, come in here and
get some neurovirus and it'll be great. Actually, don't do
that to yourself. Here we go, question number one. The

(01:17:25):
director of this iconic Christmas movie starring Macaulay Culkin said
that he regrets having Donald Trump in the movie. Name
the movie. Morgan Wallan announced that his new album will
have thirty seven songs and will feature his first ever
female sports car singer will be featured on the album
sports Car. Oh Gosh to Harry Underwood, this beautiful thing

(01:17:50):
singer Slade, you can tell who you can tell who
wrote this? These questions? Jason wrote them today. Slade his
performance at Coachella LAS this weekend and announced his new
album American Hard. Name him that would be Benson Boom.
The internet was in a tizzy this week when the
Mount Rushmore of White Rappers started making its rounds. Name

(01:18:13):
two of the artists that were included of the White rappers.
Oh god, the mount Rushmore of White rappers. That's gotta
be eminem name one. And Okay, this is kind of
a hard one, mainly because I don't think I don't
know how these people want about it on that thing.

(01:18:35):
But U And finally, this Montero singer hit Instagram this
week to let fans know that he was suffering from
facial paralysis. Name him. Oh my goodness, these were a
little more challenging. These these were time you get a two? Okay, Kiki,
you got your it's wide open, you got you got

(01:18:56):
a two? Okay, all right. I Kyle's a very good player,
but really is. But this one these were tricky today. Okay,
I think, okay, Now I'm gonna try and read these
in Jason Brown's voice now since he since he read them,
because or since he wrote them rather because it's very
clear with some of the words you used that I
did that I didn't write them, all right. Question number one.

(01:19:17):
The director of this iconic because it's in capitol letters
Christmas movie starring Micaulay Colkin said that he regrets having
Donald Trump in the movie. Name the movie alone, Home
Alone is correct. Morgan Wallan announced that his new album
will have thirty seven songs and will feature his first
ever female collab, which sports car singer will be featured
on the album. McCray McCrae is right This Beautiful Things

(01:19:41):
singer Salal Yay he is performance at Coachella last weekend
and announced his new album American Heart. Name him My
Bang Benson Boone, that's right. The Internet was in a
teszy this week when the mount Rushmore of white rappers
started making its rounds. Name two of the artists that
were including Eminem and.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Did they Eminem and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:20:16):
Eminem Mac Miller Rush and Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:20:21):
To be up there? So you think i'd love Paul
the People's champ.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Yeah, I don't know. It's I'm familiar with paula I
don't know him, know him like we haven't had Brunchley
Baby Badge, Baby Baby Bas was my boy when I
was in yea. Well, I don't know we were boys,
but we've Yeah, you've cross path attended some strip clubs together.
And this Montero singer hit Instagram this week to let

(01:20:48):
fans know that he was suffering from facial paralysis.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Name him little Naas.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
That's right, that's afore, that's it. When Kyle, we're gonna
give you something because you're the man he is. I
don't know, and I always asked the question, and I
asked it to you because I guess you could say no.
But do we still have the T shirts? Yeah, we
got a new shipment. We do it till we have three.
Can we give you one to him and two of
the kids. You need to, right, Kyle, Yeah, exactly, so
three total? You got you know what, I'm giving away

(01:21:13):
stuff I didn't even know we have. So congratulations, men.
We're going to send you one of the thirteen T shirts.
We're gonna send you three of the one of the
thirteen T shirts for you and the kids. And we
appreciate you listening and being basically part of the show
all week. Yes, and hang on one second, okay, love
you guys. Hey, thanks so much for listening. Stay right there.
So two fifty, we're going to two fifty on Monday.

(01:21:34):
That was is that one number to twenty? Let me
make sure I have this all right? Hold on I
gotta pull this up. When number twenty okay, yes, twenty
and three, two hundred bucks of money is yours if
you don't lose.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
All right, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (01:21:44):
We're doing this again. It's the frend Show. Got more
pread Show. Next we'll go through the city, but then
do straight Jason, let's hear how that sounds?

Speaker 4 (01:21:56):
Okay, girl, I like them jeans.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Let me Yeah, I would feel fairly confident that you
were not, in fact hitting on a woman if you
were to deliver the message in that way. French Show
is on. It's the Thank You thirteen too. Are we
alive in Palatine? What's up Jelly Cafe.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Today?

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
I don't know. There must be some confusion because there
are far more than thirteen people here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
It's fitting wild.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
The beignets must just be really good.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Yeah, I think that in the free coffee probably got
him here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
We're jamming again, aren't we. Yeah? Yeah, we're doing a
good Okay? Oh they all right? There we go?

Speaker 2 (01:22:33):
God?

Speaker 10 (01:22:34):
Is that you?

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
There we go? God is listening to us. I was like,
it's a little loud, and then God came God, it's
it's guy's weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
VI.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Yeah, yeah, can you tell us the history. I can
you can explain he has risen.

Speaker 7 (01:22:47):
Yeah, third day, Okay, gout how your paperwork in order?

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Eggs give it up for the game, says the woman
who hasn't filed or texts yet. You need to get
your paperwork. He gets actually texted me you need to
get your paperwork in order.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I having a point on Monday. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Okay, what text day was?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
I'm an extension.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Text lady. Was she listening when she texted you? Or
do you think she was just a nice person and
was like, I know mckeitha didn't do this.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
I think she was listening. I really did. It was
awkward timing for us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
It was because not after, not long after, it was like,
what do you planning to do today? And you're like,
I don't. On text day I had nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Yeah, get my nails done.

Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
But you could get money from the government, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
How it should be. I need to get money. I
need to get money from the government.

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:31):
I don't need to pay them. They got enough.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
I would agree with that. The Friday throwback dance party
in Just a Second Life from Palatine, the biggest stories
of the day. We'll try and get to those the
Entertainment Report too. What are you working on? Kaialin? Fred?

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
Did you hear what Dion Sanders said he has never done.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
You know, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Oh I got to hear this.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Oh you how you haven't heard this one? This? Have
you heard this one? Have you heard of Cedric? Have
you heard what Dean Sanders says?

Speaker 2 (01:23:56):
He's never done in anything that Jason's done everywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:24:00):
Jason did it here this morning?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
What actually no, no, actually no, for the record, he
didn't the authorities of Palatine to the police department here.
It definitely did not happen. Oh god, I probably shouldn't
make that joke, even though it anything is possible. Jelly
Cafe Palatine to thank you thirteen Tour make it in Illinois,
thanks for sponsoring as we appreciate you and come see us.

(01:24:24):
We hitch you. On nine thirty. A lot of very
nice people have come by, a lot of people lining
up for pictures. It is crazy. It's wild, Caitlin, it's nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
I mean we are nuts to butts in Jelly Cafe.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
Nuts to butts.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Yeah we are.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
Yeah, absolutely. I thought last week was out of control.
This is wilder than that. Yes, Oh my god, I mean,
don't send a fire marshal over here. We might have
a capacity issue. Who you meant blowing kisses at Kiki's camera?
Oh okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:24:48):
I'm a leo I saw on camera.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
Yeah, there's a camera, so she had to go. Look.
Let's get to de Dannerotic next after Sabrina Carpenter live
from palat Side Jelly Cafe, Thank you thirteen too? Are
Fred Show now one O three five fam in Chicago's
number one in music station. We are live in palatt
Side this morning, Jelly Cafe. Can you tell it's it's
a little bit of a circus here, It's a little
bit of way Palotine. I have to do this because

(01:25:14):
this is my job as a radio host. I have
to paint a picture. Okay, you know what. I'm painting
a picture. I'm making a picture or whatever whatever, building
a picture, as Paulino exam building a picture right now.
So we're in imagine Caitlin, you don't have to because
you're here, but Kiki, okay, imagine, I want you to
close your eyes and want to see if I if
I describe this properly, we're in a bit of a

(01:25:35):
diner setting. We're in the suburbs. Were a palatine my hometown,
and there are about really okay, they are about two.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
That's right, Louise Elementary.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
That's exactly right. I forgot about that was before the
c mob, before I moved to the South suburbs. Okay, yeah, boy,
you are just the United Nations of Chicago, girl baby.
So here we are. It's a very night. We have
some sort of green foliage coming from the ceiling. It's
a bit of a trop slash diner vibe. Yeah. Well,
you're supposed to have your eyes closed because I'm painting

(01:26:05):
the picture. I'm building the picture right, and we have
a lot of very nice people here and they're lining up.
They want to take pictures, they want to do all
kinds of things. Hey, how you guys doing? I love
you too? That's so nice.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
A sign that says eat in case you forget what
you're supposed to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
Do with your food.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Another sign is says coffee because they have that here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:20):
Okay, perfect, that's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
So what would you say? Place is packed?

Speaker 2 (01:26:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Would you? Would you when you open your eyes did
you see what I described?

Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:26:31):
Yes, thank you, thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Re lying at first, but it's really here as well.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
This is why someday I will not be in the
Hall of Fame. This is why because the things just
like that. Let's do the Friday Throwback Dance party? Shall we?
For those people who are driving in their car and
they're in traffic and they're like, I'm not in Valentine
and I do will you do something that will entertain me? Yes,
I will. I shall present to you DT Neurotic. It's
I think it's about to get a little lit in here.
We've got the table full of Momosa drinkers over there,

(01:26:56):
and I don't think they're gonna I think they're friends
with their owners, so they're probably not paying. And so
here we go Friday Throwback Dance Party. DJ E Roddick
on the Bread Shows Party, we Live, Jelly Cafe, Pallett's Time,
Fred Show, Palin's here, Kicky Jason Brown, Cedric Down, Cedric,
you need to hang on a second. You need to
stay right there because you're gonna hear this story in

(01:27:20):
just a second. And I need I need Cedric the
head of Securities. I need his genuine reaction. Okay, when
you hear this story in just a second, Cedric, head
of security, I need you. I need to hear what
you think about what Deon Sanders is saying. Okay, are
you prepared? You ready? I'm ready? Okay, good here, let's
have them plainy intro and then Kayle's gonna tell you
and you're gonna enterreak out. He is on the Fred Show.

Speaker 2 (01:27:43):
So you want me to do this story first.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Yeah, let's let's lead with it, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
So Cedric and I found legend.

Speaker 5 (01:27:49):
Dion Sanders said that he has never shown himself any love.

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
He's never made love to himself in a private moment.
He's never done that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
So now, Cedric, people and not see the look on
your face, but the words, what are the words that
are coming to you? Wow? Dishonest? Yeah, dishonest.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
Well he said this on his podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
And if he's being dishonest, he's gonna have some problems
because he said, I've never in my life pleasured myself.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
God is my witness in Jesus' name.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Oh boy, it's Easter weekend too, so I don't know
what we're messing around with that for now, Dion, why
do you bring the Lord in this?

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
He said, it's the God's honest truth. He has never
shown himself any love. I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
I don't believe it either.

Speaker 10 (01:28:34):
Well maybe he did when he was Rock a teammager,
but once he got that bank account.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Oh you're suggesting if you're rich that you don't have
to do it, because okay, I mean I'm not rich,
so I don't know, but I feel like both are
always at play, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:28:50):
Time do I have?

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Yeah, I mean it's you know, why are we limited
to just one you know? Activity? It's crazy? How do
you go your whole life? You don't, Okay, you don't.
That's a wild flex. It is a wild flex because
he's right. That's what he's saying essentially is I've never
needed to do it myself because I've always had someone
else to handle it. The come off, right, it's like
a cock. Come on, you can suffer. You can be both, right,

(01:29:12):
you can be a guy who or a girl who's
always you know, doing what you need to do. Because
I'm like, I'm trying to be as pegy about this
as like Cain. I'm looking at actual infants right now.
I mean, if you think about us sing a Gomes,
well yeah, well you've been paying attention to the program
this morning, haven't you. Yeah, because there was a few
items in the background. Yeah, of a yeah, yeah, uh

(01:29:34):
huh okay. Anyway, so I just I thought you'd have
something to say about that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
He's not buying it. No, I don't think we're buying
it either.

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Let's do some some happy stories because it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
The vibes are right here at Jelly Cafe. Post Malone
teamed up.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
With Raising Canes to donate five hundred thousand dollars to
Notes to Notes. It's a charity that supports the next
generation of artists in Nashville.

Speaker 2 (01:29:54):
Posting and Knees founder.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Todd Graves surprise kids at the Notes for Notes studio
and the half a million and actually came from that
earlier partnership that we were talking about the other day
with Posty and Raisin Canes, where they sold that limited
audition merch I think didn't he also even design a
Raisin Canes location.

Speaker 1 (01:30:09):
Yeah, it's pink.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
It's pink.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
The entire building is pink.

Speaker 2 (01:30:12):
It's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
The donation will help ensure that no young musician in
Nashville ever has to go without.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
A place to write or play, which is really amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
Where which fast food spot would you have a partnership
with if you could your dream collab?

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Boy, that's tough or is it just you?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
For Cheesecake Factory and.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Well, you know you can get everything there. You can
get you can get cheeseburger, egg roll, and you can
get kung pou chicken if you want. Divorce lawyer and
a divorce lawyer and a realtor and a jeweler all there,
and some of the best cheesecake you can get. You know,
so I maybe there, Maybe they're a WAA Burger, which
we don't have, but you know, I'm a whataburger guy,

(01:30:51):
But I would say pound for pound, Taco Bell would
be where I'm at these days.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
You're gonna have to fight Jason for there.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well you know what, I will let
you in on the deal. Okay, you know we can
we can collab on a Taco Bell partnership. Yeah, but
I'm open to pretty much any partnership. To be honest
with you, I currently have a Duncan partnership. Really enjoying that. Okay,
I've been enjoying that for about fifteen years. No, but
it's fine. I think they can understand that. Yeah, that occasionally,

(01:31:16):
you know, occasionally like a taco and they don't have them.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Right unfortunately, not yet at least. I mean, they do
have a lot of different food items that I never
expected them to have. So the day is young.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Oh with Duncan. Yeah, yeah, they were constantly innovating over there. Really, Yeah, yeah, no,
they are. That's and that's why I partner with them. Yeah,
who knew? Who knew?

Speaker 5 (01:31:33):
Speaking of that, Snoop Dogg says he only works with
brands and companies that support his community.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
In an interview with Time as part of the magazine's.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
One hundred Most Influential People of twenty twenty five, he
was asked about how he kind of dabbles in all
different areas, and he said if he does a collab,
there has to be a charitable aspect.

Speaker 2 (01:31:50):
He said, you can pay me, but that's not all
we're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
We've got to make sure that you take care of
this community initiative that I have. And it could be
silent or it could be lad, but that's a part
of the deal as well. He was also asked whether
he worries about overstatuate rating his brand, like being too
many places, And he said, the way you're framing it,
with all due respect, is like, I'll do anything if
you want to frame it like I'll do anything if
I own the brand.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
That's a big difference, so to me, right.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
Exact, so me marketing and branding for a company.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
If I don't own it, I ain't fing with it.
And so I do like though that. He's like, if
I'm going to.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
Work with the brand that's not mine, you have to
support a charity. And I think that's a great idea.
I think that's why he's so loved and really quick.
Alicia Silverstone is set to return as sharehoor Wits in
a Clueless squel series at Peacart.

Speaker 2 (01:32:36):
So I means ev plot.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Details Alicia, Yeah, Oh, I thought, he said, Alicia. Maybe
maybe it was HEARDing. I was like, is that her cousin?
Because I only go for the og So maybe maybe
you said it right and I missed it. I'm very distracted,
but probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
I said, media shower. You know I've had a week.

Speaker 1 (01:32:51):
Yeah, it's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
I had some champagne. But details are being kept under wraps.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Aside from the fact that it's going to be a
follow up to the cult classic movie from nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
I am so excited about this.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
I mean, we know she's not doing anything, but my
joining is.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
To have her closet.

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Yes, oh yeah, every millennial girl remember that you could
pick your outfit on a computer.

Speaker 1 (01:33:11):
I do remember that. I actually do remember that.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Because you're a millennial girl.

Speaker 1 (01:33:15):
I am a millennial girl. Everybody knows it about me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:18):
Yeah, it was a dream and she has an age.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
By the way, I have you missed any part of
our show to say the Fred Show on demand and
set us as a preset on the free iHeartRadio app
and give me that baby over there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
She was that girl, Lisa Silverstone was that girl?

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Yeah, yes, yeah, she's an interest. She has some interesting
views on motherhood.

Speaker 1 (01:33:36):
Oh yeah, she's she like baby birds or kid didn't
she basically like she use the food out, spits in
her mouth or something like that. Yeah, I thought I
read that somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Yeah, we just plays shareholder. What's please?

Speaker 10 (01:33:49):
Girl?

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
People are speaking of kids. People are very trusting with
their children with me. I mean, when you look at
all of us up here on this little little stage
thing we have, go I don't know what this is
little high top tables. When you'll get everybody here, who
would you hand your kid to first? It probably wouldn't
be me.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
I would trust you.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
Yeah, I would think Cedric would get handed a kid
before me, honestly, But but yeah, no, they just hand
me their infants and then walk away. And I'm like,
this is incredible trust, Yeah, that you have for a
man who knows nothing about this.

Speaker 2 (01:34:18):
Okay, you hold a baby now I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Oh well, I mean you want to talk about literally
coming out here to kiss babies, I'm doing it. Yeah, okay,
because that's that's what Palatine is providing. And actually every
week it's been like that that or they just want
me to hold their kid while they eat, which is fine.
We're Jelly Cafe and Palatine. It's the third stop and
a thank you thirteen tour, and I want to thank
everybody for coming out so far. It's been a little

(01:34:40):
bit crazy. There's a lot of people trying to get
pictures and then this radio show gets in the way.
It's always getting in the way of trying to meet
the people. But somebody brought over some champagne. I don't
know who did that. This is my favorite kind of
a most it has no orange juice in it. Oh
you did. I didn't hear you say that. Yeah, well
you didn't.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
You weren't with me, But I literally said, oh, very
late on the OJ.

Speaker 1 (01:34:59):
This is my extremely like like almost none like there is. Yeah, yeah,
I wasn't trying to swagger jacket joke there. But no, no,
you weren't there.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
I'm just saying I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Yeah. I don't want to be that guy who who
someone says something funny and then I just say it louder. Uh,
you know you hate you hate to see it. I'm
just saying we were brothers and that you know we are.
We're brother We're brothers in in Champagne and in Christ
and in Christ. It's Easter weekend. Gosh darn it. She
just said, gosh darn it. Yes, yeah, Jason, I'm coming over. Yeah,

(01:35:29):
I need you to. I need you to put on
your ultra boy on fit and we Okay, that's a
different thing. This is starting to sound like. This is
starting to sound like like a video I once saw that.
It's wild. So anyway, I want to thank everybody for
coming out to this circus because it is a circus.
I want to take everyone who's listening to this circus
because it is a circus. But we are in palat

(01:35:51):
Time Jelly Cafe. We do have champagne. I've only had
one sip. I know it sounds like I probably have
had a lot more, but I haven't. But everyone to
stop by. You're in the area until nine thirty or
so nine fifteen, nine thirty will be here. The food
is delicious, the place is packed, there are lines of people.
Don't be discouraged. And if you had a kid, come
handed to me. Yeah, well, Kaylen Kalin will adopt the

(01:36:14):
kid permanently, which you may or may not want, but
that's that's totally up to you. I'm gonna play a song.
We'll come back in a minute. We'll do the fun fact.
We will do waiting by the phone. The entertainer of
Fort's coming up, Kiki will have inspirational words. Okay for
the Easter weekend of course, and uh and the fun fact.
Today Caylin said this to me. It's about dolphins, and

(01:36:35):
it's it's not dirty for once, something not dirty. Lowly
Young Fred Show is now one O three five Kiss FM,
Chicago's number one in Music Station Live in palad Time
this morning. Jelly Cafe is the place that Thank You
thirteen to where we are here. It's a very Chicago
weekend for us, by the way, because we're all going
to the Cups game tomorrow too, with Aunt Amy Amy
with it right and her big bag of money paying

(01:36:57):
for our bills. Hopefully I'm gonna bring a few other
bills too. She gonna pay the drink bill and the
Cubs bill and the food bill, and then I got
a few others, like a mortgage bill and a car payment,
and then I got a credit card bill, right like
Dustiny's job. I'm gonna come out there. But that's tomorrow,
and anyone can go to Rizzo's right tomorrow and we'll
be there starting at eleven, and then we're going to

(01:37:19):
the Cubs game. Anybody can come to Rizzo's before the
game and hang out with us and drink and do
all that good stuff. And then if you see us
at the Cubs game, make a scene, make us look famous.
We'd really appreciate that, so that would be very nice
of you. But it's the Thank You thirteen tour. The
place is packed. We got babies, we got all kinds
of people in here, and I want to thank everybody
for coming by this morning. We'll come back in a minute.

(01:37:41):
We'll do the fun fact waiting by the phone is
coming up the Entertainment report as well. Come get your
coffee and your Bignet's and try and find a place
to sit in this place. This is crazy. I think
this is an event, guys, where we can take a
picture of the whole thing, right, not just of us.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
No zoom needed.

Speaker 1 (01:37:58):
Yeah, we don't need a zoom or photoshop at all.
People actually attended this one, which is nuts. It's surprising
to even us. I'm not even playing like it always
blows me away, and I'm I'm not pandering that anybody
would take five, ten, twenty thirty minutes an hour out
of their day to come and see us babble about
God knows what.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
Wait, imagine coming to hang out with us.

Speaker 2 (01:38:20):
You know, it's it's we're gonna have to imagine. I
do all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
Every weekend, He's constantly lining up for pictures with me,
and I'm like, again, you know, she come stands by
me with her phone. I'm like another selfie, Caleb.

Speaker 2 (01:38:31):
I've been a fan for like seven or eight years he's.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Been calean, I have known you. You know, this is
how many do we have? Every day? We have to
do this? Oh gosh, yeah you've been listening.

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
You're my hero. Oh god, why I don't know why
they're laughing.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
You need to get a bigger hero, a better hero.
You need to get a hero. Thanks Mariah. I like
how unbelievable that was to everything.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Completely seriously, your friends are giggling.

Speaker 1 (01:39:01):
Lord, Jelly Cafe, Palatine, Come see us. Friend Show is
on more Fread Show next, The Fread Show is on
Friend's Fun Fact Much all right? I learned so much
the fun Fact Live from Jelly Cafe and Palatine and

(01:39:22):
thank you thirteen Tour. Thank you to Kaylin for this
contribution to my fun fact. Male vitle nosed dolphins, particularly
in Australia, for me enduring alliances, often termed as romances
with one or two other male dolphins, lasting up to
fifteen years or more. These partnerships involve cooperative behaviors like

(01:39:46):
hurting and guarding females, as well as defending against rival males,
there by enhancing their reproductive success. So I stand in
front of my friend who's getting it on with another
dolphin that nobody gets in the way of the dolphin stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
Now, I'm not a street man. Is that what a
romance is?

Speaker 3 (01:40:04):
Is that what y'all do?

Speaker 1 (01:40:05):
Ye? I've never had a buddy sort of block while
I'm getting it on, you know, I've got but that
would be a very nice thing to do, you know,
just in case while I'm getting it on, someone else
decides to come along and try and get it on.
You know, that's not good for you. That's not that
you would you would just stand there.

Speaker 4 (01:40:19):
Yeah, I mean, I would want to.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
Protect you. That is so nice of you. But these alliances,
they can they can't expand multi tiered social networks, which
is unique among non human animals and are thought to
be facilitated by dolphins advanced cognitive abilities and social intelligence.
Dolphins are very smart sore pigs, by the way, A
little bonus fun fact for you. All right, but there

(01:40:47):
you have it, Thank you, Caitlin. While we got we
got romance, dolphin romances.

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
Hey, listen, they're going to the dolphin club. They're getting numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Yeah. Yeah, I mean when I when I was out here,
you know, with my dolphin buddies. Yeah, we were all
competing for the same stuff. There was no there was
nobody just blocking the way for me. It was every
dolphin for himself, thanking you all. Right over there, kidkeys,
I'm in there. Okay. It was a cutthrown out here,
but apparently not in the dolphin community.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
I mean he's dolphin friends, yeah,

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