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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You've got to wait. Fred show is on the Hottest
morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What I'm gonna do the introductions, the starting lineup introductions
in another order today. Because Paulina's back. Everyone I got
I'm gonna mess that up for a while. I haven't
pushed that button in six weeks. Facts, we'll mess that up.
Push the button, Push the Buttonlea's back. Everyone put me in, coach, Thank.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
You you're in.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Paulina. Did your key card work or do we have
to let you in?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
It works? I was stressed. I'm texting Jason.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
We got a plan. We had a plan motion just
in case, just in case it didn't work. I'm like,
how am I gonna get upstairs and the radio?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah? No, how were you going to?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Right?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It was not like the other six of us could
have let you in.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey, now, we want to make sure that I do
it the way we're supposed to do it around.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I would to walk right back. You've been like, who
did I don't know? No oblo, Yeah, I don't know
you exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
I heard the stories and the security and the.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh damn, we forgot toquire her. That's the throwback to
my first Yeah, my debut and radio. Oh, we forgot
to fire the guy. Fred you're on, Tell him to
call us, Tell him to go in the parking lot,
call us while we turn his keeek card off. Rubo,

(01:32):
Good morning, Good morning, Jason Brown, Hi, Caitlin, Hike, Shelby,
Shelley Interned, Vena, me, Benjamin, everybody's here. Pauline is back.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Oh my gosh, can.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
You take your fat home? The fat head home with you?
Can you take your fat home with you? Can you
take your fat head home? That's hard to say. I'm
not calling Paulina.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Feed no fact that I put here in my seats.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
She sent a fat head in. It's like three feet
Paulina's face that we supposed to put in her chair
while she was gone, so we wouldn't forget her. How
could we possibly?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I missed you guys, to boss, I know, I missed
you guys each very dearly, very day.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I got to see you guys, which was cool.
Maternity leave, yeah, and I got to see you. We
met the baby. Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
So thank you honestly bout on my heart, like like truly,
because I know I now as a mother, I know
what that's like as far as having you people come
out to see you, you know what I mean and
check in on you. So thank you guys, each and
every one of you.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
So some people talk about how when they first leave
their baby to go back to work, it's like very
emotional and difficult. Yeah, is that how you feel?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah? I want to cry every fight?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Really?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh I thought, because when I told to you last week,
You're like, where can I put this thing? Like I'm
coming to work? Is anybody like if I just look early?
I mean, what do I do? Because I'm coming to
work on Monday? Because I asked you, I'm like, are
you sure? You're like, oh no, I'm coming.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh I knew I was coming and I wanted to
come back to work.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You know, the baby's adjusting well and I'm adjusting well,
so it works out for us. But even if it
was six days, six weeks, or six months, it's still
going to be hard, you know, the first time you
leave them.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
And I don't know, it's.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Like I'm sad, but I'm excited to be here and
like she is chilling. She let mama sleep last night.
She didn't wake up one time. She said, gets your
ass to work. Yeah, she knew.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
She knew that.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Would make me so nervous. I think that would be
like one of the many things is you know, you
put the baby to sleep and then you fall asleep,
even though you're both supposed to be sleeping. I'd probably
wake up like why is why does nothing happened?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, one in there, like I'll check it, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
I poke her sometimes just to make sure she's moving
and breathing and all of that. Like that's just it's
this anxiety thing that you get, and I don't think
it's gonna go away, probably for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I was telling you the other day or when I
was at your house that I was holding May and
I'm like, hey, man, is she not breathing? And a
man is like, yes she is, like just from way
across the room, Yes she is real. You don't need
a check, like yes, she is breathing, and don't check
like cause she's sleeping. She's like everything's fine. I promise
you everything's fine. But they breathe like so it's like
shallow and and I don't know, I don't know. Maybe

(03:57):
she was playing with me, maybe maybe maybe wanted to
see what I would do if I knew CPR or
something exactly, because May was just straight chilling and I'm
looking at this baby. I'm looking for any sort of
sign of movement in like the you know, midsection, and
I'm like, Amanda, she's breathing, she's fine, but do not
wake her up. That would be me. I'd be like, Okay,
oh she's awake. Yeah, okay, she's alive, and then you
pay for that.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
A man is a pro too, so she could tell
across the room, you know, how her baby's doing.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Me.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
I'm first time moving here, so it's a lot of
moments that I'm learning and like, you know, just kind
of like trying to figure out.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, it's hard, hard work, hardest job in the world,
let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I guess so it is.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
It is, but it's rewarding.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
And how was your first Mother's Day? It was so cute.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
It was fun family, just like you know, surrounded by love.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Another day we get to honor Paulina. Oh boy, yeah,
now you get your birthday, Christmas, Christmas. I know you're
a big thanksgiving girl, huge thanksgiving girl. Mother's Day Yeah day.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Is my thing.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah. Oh no, labored, big Labor Day, girl, I know.
And and then Hobby. Now, I'm sure he's gonna make
a big deal out of Father's Day. You're gonna have
to him a bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Also, can we talk about this is all I'm talking about.
Can we talk about Let's talk. So I went to
your house for the first time, and I met your
baby and the whole thing you said me down to
the basement of this beautiful new home that you had.
It's beautiful, by the way, you have just home. So
proud of you. I don't know if you've heard my
whole thing. I gushed last week about how proud of
you home. But the basement has been infiltrated by a

(05:24):
Cubs and Bears and Bulls fan. And not only is
it not organized, but there's just I've never I don't
think I've ever seen so much sports memorabilia stuff. I mean,
first of all, how much they paid this man at
the firehouse? What I want to know? Because I'm looking around.
I got a piece of the court signed by Michael
Jordan on the wall like Jesus signed something else. I'm like,

(05:46):
what is going on? He's got like the actual Rock
of Gibraltar in there. I mean, I don't know what
I mean, what is going It's like the Tribune Tower
and you get little pieces of all the wonders of
the world. Yeah, where's all this stuff gonna go? And
did he just decide I'm taking this room?

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Yeah, he took over the basement since before we even
closed on the house, and he said it's going to
be his man cave. And he's saved up his whole
life I think for all this stuff, Like he's had
it at his house, at his parents' house until we
got a big enough space to bring it in. Where's
your cave? My cave is like the corner of my bedroom. Yeah,
I get like the far left corner. The bathtub is

(06:22):
my yah.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Yeah, but one of those she said, for sure.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Be careful there.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Care good work.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Don't say it again. Almost said something else, Okay.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yeah, it's like the sports Hall of Fame down there,
my little sports bar on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
There's so much stuff. There's a lot of stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:48):
It's a lot of full sized life made your bottle
heads over there.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
And this dude has sex. Yeah, this man has sex.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Does he still after you saw all that?

Speaker 3 (07:00):
I know, I was like, if I saw this like
knowing you, I don't know if this would have been it.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
It's a lot like it. Really, it almost covers all
of the floor because a lot of it's not up yet.
And I don't, I don't. I mean, is that indeed
the craziest man came I've ever seen. I'm not sure, really,
I'm not. I mean I've seen someone TikTok that are wilder,
like you know, people turn their basement into a full
on you know, shrying right.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
Oh, don't give him ideas, because he will, he absolutely
will do that.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
But I was saying to you it's probably a good
thing because it means all that stuff stays down there,
as opposed to it being hodgepodge all over your house.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
I thought the same thing. I'm like, keep it condensed
in this area. The basement is yours. You could have
it all you because if I see any bottle head upstairs,
just randomly, I'll lose it because it's.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Just it's too much.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
The other thing I want to discuss is does he
need me to come over with like a laser level
and a hammer and a nail to like help him
with orientation of something, because like Ruvio saw the same
things that don't laugh at me. The first time I
walk in his basement and way up like imagine a
big wall and way up in the top left corner

(08:09):
up against it is just one framed item, just all
the way up in the corner. What do you mean
he needs like a designer, He needs someone to come
in and tell him he needs some come on, you know.
Like it was like I don't know if I can
do it, but like.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
It's like where the ceiling needs the wall right the
crevice like this picture?

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Yeah, was it the top? Yeah, it's like a picture
of Brian Erlek in the top corner of your house.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
And I'm like, that's where he wants it, but it
to be like.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
To be like eye level with the people. Well, now
I'm confused. He wants it up there? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Oh so he had somebody come out and do all this,
And now I'm really he's.

Speaker 7 (08:51):
Going to fill the whole wall? Yeah yeah, inch is
going to be covered. Was just the first piece here.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
So that's the other part of it too, is that
I don't know what you guys saw, but it's not
even close to done. Like every inch of that wall
will be covered, And that doesn't make me happen.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
But it's also what I'm saying, like, yeah, there was
like one picture over here, and then one picture.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Was not done, sir.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
But like I was worried, it's.

Speaker 9 (09:12):
Like you would have some kind of flow, like it's
a flow, like you could start one.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Section, like just do one section. My CD was going,
I mean no, of course, I mean too. When I
saw it, I was like, is this But he's like, no,
I have to frame this, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Like there's more. It's just it never ends.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
It's like going down the stair, like the Big Cubs
logo going down the stairs.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm like, all right, I know he asked my permission
for that. I know, I know. The laundry rooms downstairs,
the laundry every yeah, it goes to the sports bar.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Just him have a space in the home that's just
for him.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
No, unfortunately, Like so where is all his stuff in
the garage? And it was in our guest room, but
we keep having guests. I don't know how this keeps happening.
So he that little space of his has been taken
over as well. So no, he does not have a space.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I see, okay, because I do think about them sometimes,
like I think oh, sit in my house, and I'll
be like, hmmm, we would have to if I ever
met someone and we moved in together, we would have
to get a new place because I don't know where
all your things would go, because I have all my
things and they're all like everything's perfectly you know, if
you beg at my house, you know, like a tape
measure has come out, like things are exactly where they're

(10:19):
supposed to be, and there's not extra room. There really
wouldn't be any like nothing's coming down to put up
like a picture of your family. So yeah, like I'm
not really concerned with looking at them. So like where
where I don't know where all that stuff would go?
Like where did you want to put your clothes? I
don't have any room for I'm not equipped for that.
Like why don't you get the place next door? And

(10:42):
then you go right back to my theory about a
two home relationship. It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I'm behind that.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, but see, at least now you're starting like from
scratch with a new space, so you can decide, okay,
right now this room for everything?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah, yeah, if it all fits and if it doesn't
go missing.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
But I think the basement is a good idea. I
think just just just sort of delegate or just give
it to them. There you go. It's all down there there,
it is whatever. But you have your you know, glam room, Yes,
an entire room devoted to your makeup and pictures of Oprah.

Speaker 10 (11:13):
Yes, Wendy Williams yeah, and you yes, yeah, And then
you know I have plans for the guest room. So yeah,
we're gonna change that to over the crib, no, honey, no, honey.
I do want to turn it into like a little

(11:34):
office slash studio because I've I've grown my glamor room now,
so like I do or closet space, I want like
a walk in vibe.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm taking the bed out. I've learned from you.

Speaker 10 (11:43):
If you have an extra band in your house, somebody's
always gonna be there. So now it's only one band
in my house, and then everything else will be like shelves.
So that's my next time. But yeah, big Tim his
face is probably in his car. Respect I like it.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
I first moved here, I got a guest It's true.
I'm like, everyone's gonna want to come visit me. This
is going to be great. Like basically nobody came for
three years, and my mom came a couple of times.
I'm like, i' just go for whatever. So then I
moved and I didn't really have room for that anymore
so and I kind of want it anymore. So I
got rid of that. And now everybody's like, what do
you mean I can't stay there? I'm like, I'm not
equipped for that. Nope, I'm not equipped for that. I'm not.

(12:19):
And by the way I once was, nobody came and
we're too old for the air mattress. We're not doing that.
You're not blowing up an air mattress in my living room.
We're too old for that. That's what I use for
all my guess the way we're too old for that,
never too old, we're grown.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
You do.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
It's the same way. Yeah, yeah, I think when you're
over forty you can get a hotel room when you
come see me. And I don't know why you wouldn't
want to have your own piece. The other thing is,
I think around twenty five is where we stop asking
our friends to come over and paint our homes. Oh,
and when we stop asking our friends to move help
us move. I think around twenty five, like you know
your first college apartments are out of your first college apartment, sure,

(12:56):
and maybe your first home. I'll come over, you know, yeah, sure,
I'll come over for some beer and pizza and help
you roll on the paint. And by the way, you
get what you pay for, which is not very good.
But after that, I'm not We're not doing that anymore,
you know. I think what twenty five I would say
is the age where it's like, no, I'm not no,
I'm not free labor anymore. I'm sorry, I can't help you.
Does that make me a bad person? Maybe it does.

(13:18):
I'm not sure. We welcome back, Paulina.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Your home is beautiful. The basement's beautiful too. At least
it's the right teams. You know, He's got the right
teams down there, at least.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
So how do you think I feel as a socks
fan like walking into that? Did you my laundry?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
You should put your yeah? Yea, yeah, your stuff everywhere else?

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:37):
I should? Yeah, you should right on top. He gets
a whole damn room. You can have a whole damn room,
That's what I'm saying. I think that little office you've
got there that should be the socks room.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
That my little socks office. I like it.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
There you go, let's do trending stories here in a second.
Headlines to start your Monday. The Northern Lights. Everybody was
freaking out, Jerry Seinfeld, Taylor Swift fans are furious, and
I don't know what these people were thinking. We'll get
to it in just a second. Have you seen this
portal between New York City and Dublin. Yeah, that's gone
very poorly. I'll tell you about it in just a second.

(14:09):
The most popular baby name's Gabrielle. I do not believe
is on the list, So you're safe. And a woman
is suing over pistachio ice cream. The Entertainer Report will
do blogs all this hour, New Waiting by the phone,
This Morning Money, miche vs.

Speaker 10 (14:24):
Shelley Canky's Court. But I'm bump girl. You a low down,
bow headed dirty layah oo.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Oh boy, not a long title one that's coming out.
It's the Fresh Show. This is what's trendic sdee. But
I will tell you this. You don't really want me
to come over and help you hang stuff because I'm
so OCD. When my house gets sold, they're gonna have
to retexture and repaint all the walls, because what happens
is I kind of measure, but then I basically eyeball

(14:51):
and I'll be like, man, that'll work. Hang a hole
in the wall, hang it up. I'm like, no, it
needs to go over like a half an inch, and
then I'll bang it another hole in the wall, and
then it moves over half an inch. I'm like, I
think a quarter inch was what it needed, and then
I'll move it over. So there's like three holes for
you can't see him, of course, but once everything comes down,
I basically have like holes in all my walls.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
I do the same thing, but my mind's different. I
just don't know how to do it. So like if
I'm trying to measure whatever, get a hammer out. That's
just how it looks under all my photos. I don't
know how to measure or like the stud studfinder, Yeah,
I don't even know how to use that.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
It finds the nail in the stud so that's where
you're supposed to put the nail in.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You just put in the dry wall. That picture will
eventually fall down, and that's why they fall No, my
h no, I know that's when I'm twice cut once.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
Yeah, no, no, nail four times. You'll look about right.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, you got this.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Yeah, And by the way, like the difference between where
I put it and then where I move it. Like
most people would never see the difference, but I do.
And I'm the one who has to stare at it
all the time, so it has to be right.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
They got cool ones now, like it's a tape measure
studfinder and then like a laser level so like a
lay there goes on the wall, so it's perfectly straight
and it's pretty.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I don't have to go buy that. Yeah, no, I
needed that. I didn't know I needed that. Guys of
northern lights, everyone's freaking out. You can see the Northern
lights in the Midwest and parts of the United States,
and I don't know any of you guys drive far
away to the complete darkness, so you could get a
great look at it, any of you. None of you.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
No, I've seen them before some last year though. Oh yeah,
so pretty yeah, so.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
You might not be out of luck just yet. Geomagnetic
storm activity caused the aurora to spread from the North
Pole as far in the Deep South and in also
other places like Germany, Switzerland, China, England, and Spain. The
latest forecast from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, which
I'm sure you guys are constantly checking that website. They
show the activity from another burst of solar radiation that

(16:47):
started arriving at Earth yesterday could keep the aurora visible
farther south than usual again tonight. So if you didn't
get to see it, maybe tonight. Duke big graduation ceremony
and Jerry Seinfeld was a graduation speaker and he got booed,
what what's the deal? That's not a very good Jerry Seinfeld,
go ahead, do it.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
What's the deal?

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, that's way better. Well, what's the deal? He didn't
use the line, but it may have been appropriate at
the Duke University graduation where he was giving the commencement
address and he was booed, some people chanting free Palestine.
Other graduates left. He didn't touch politics or the war,
but the departed graduates stood in the parking lot chanting
disclosed divests. We stop, we will not rest because he

(17:31):
is supporting Israel. So we had to make a big scene.
I guess about that at your graduation ceremony. He didn't
even go there. So a new portal, which is a
Street exhibit, which is connecting New York City in Dublin
with a twenty four to seven live video feed, has
already caused chaos. So it's like a round screen, basically

(17:53):
like a little bit and so you're on the street
in New York and you look into it, and then
the people in Dublin, Ireland they have they're seeing you
and you're seeing them. Oh cool, well y, what might
you think? What might you think would happen with something
like that? So apparently the folks in New York are

(18:14):
getting everything from Ireland, like people's butts, to the swastikas
to an actual photo of the Twin Towers in Flames
on nine to eleven. This is what the Irish people
are showing us. She does, I have no idea, but
this thing is on Fifth Avenue and twenty third Street,
a very busy Manhattan junction of I guess Broadway, fifth

(18:34):
Avenue and twenty third Street, and it'll be there until November.
But this is supposed to be a bridge to a
united planet. It's an eight by eight foot screen twenty
four hours a day, within hours of the Dublin portal
going live, A very drunk woman in her forties was
led away by the cops after grinding her backside against
the screen and other, you know, various inappropriate gestures. So

(18:57):
this was not maybe very well thought through, but anyway,
it'll be there for a while. She can go check
it out if you want to. Liam and Olivia have
for a fifth year topped the list of baby names
for brand new boys and girls born in the US.
Matteo joins the top ten baby names for the first
time so the list was released on Friday. After Liam,

(19:19):
the most common names for boys Noah, Oliver, James, Elijah, Matteo, Theodore, Henry, Lucas,
and William After Olivia. The most common names for girls Emma, Charlotte, Amelia, Sophia, Mia, Isabella, Ava, Evelyn,
and Luna. So if you just named your kid one
of those, you thought you were clever. I have bed names.
Everyone else did too.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Top ten.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I like a Theo ted And a woman has sued
over pistachio ice cream having no actual pistatio in it,
and this suit is going to move on. A New
York woman who showed her ass at the port no
issuing Colestone Creamery over its pistachio ice cream. She said
that instead of the nuts, the dessert has pistachio flavoring.

(20:05):
Her lawyers wrote in court filings that she would not
have purchased the product if she had known it didn't
contain actual pistachios, and a federal judge ruled the class
action suit can move forward. He said in his ruling,
the delightful dispute raises a deceptively complex, complex question about
the reasonable expectations of those ordering pistachio ice cream.

Speaker 6 (20:23):
All Right, I'm gonna do the same thing. I'm gonna
sue for Rocky Road because there's no Rocky Road in it.
I don't have chunks of road in the actual road
in the ice cream.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
It's just marshmallows. Like, come on, now, it is the same.

Speaker 9 (20:38):
You're talking about pistastial flavoring, like you don't have pista.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
That's like, yeah, one of food.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, I was gonna say one is ISOs.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
But that's the same thing.

Speaker 11 (20:48):
It is.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
It is absolutely not even close to the same.

Speaker 9 (20:51):
Because oh, there's not real vanilla in vanilla ice cream.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
You've never eaten tarmac before, he'd never eaten there's not
there's not.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
An asshole in my Rocky Road ice cream.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Wow, Okay, I don't think they're supposed to be though.
And by the way, in this pistaschio ice cream is
the pistachio flavor extracted from pistachios? Is it like pistachio
oil or something? You know what I mean? Like did
they if they got the flavor from actual pistachios, then
isn't that? Does it matter? Does it matter? Like like
if I order vanilla ice cream, you know, some vanilla

(21:24):
you can see a little bits of vanilla in it,
and others you can't, but you know it's there. They
use an extract. Did I mean? I can sue because
there's not actual little bits of vanilla bean in my.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Ice cream like cotton candy any flake.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
So what you're saying is not the same.

Speaker 9 (21:39):
You're you're expecting pistachio ice c to have actual pistas
in this.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It could just be a flame.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay, you know what, somebody go to Coldstone and get
them a big pile of asshole, Like somebody can get
some asshole off the stream.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You're just sewing off the name of it.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
We got a lot of potholes around here with some
with some loose assholes. Take that over to Coldstone, mix
it up and give it to Rufio and then he
can have his real rocky road on. Let me know,
let me know how you feel about this. I know
it's Women's checkup Day and National apple Pie Day. Ki,

(22:14):
you don't want warm fruit?

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Please, That's not what it was put here for.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
I told you some some cooked vegetables don't do it
for me. But warm fruit like a peach cobbler, an
apple pie, warm with some ice cream in the wintertime.
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (22:32):
Who told you how to do that?

Speaker 12 (22:33):
Like?

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Who said, you know what, I'm gonna take this apple
and warm it up?

Speaker 2 (22:38):
You don't put your apple on the microwave before you
eat it? Well, let's suit for that too, then, because
there's gotta be something wrong with that. I'll suit right
behind Rufeo and there's no road in his eyes. I'm
just saying, my god, the entertainmer reports. Next Fresh's entertainer
report is on the Fread show.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
A woman who says that she was in the standing
room section at the Eras Tour in Paris Friday, posted
a photo of a baby lying on what looks to
be something like a jacket, like a silk piece of
fabric on the floor in the standing room only section
with some dude hopefully a dad or a guardian standing

(23:19):
over the baby. So it's obviously one thing to bring
a baby to a concert with over forty five thousand
screaming fans, but the woman who took the photo said
the child didn't have any sort of ear protection on.
Lots of fans, of course, express their anger by the
baby even being allowed into the arena. As one put it,
I understand sitters are hard to find, so if you
really need to bring them, you shouldn't be in the pit.

(23:40):
You should have a carrier for them aspled.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I mean, there's so many concerns.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
I mean, is that a situation where you say something
like do you tell the security guard, do you tell
the parent?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Or do you just like it's not like a picnic opportunity,
no movies in the park, No, no, no, I mean.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
On the floor.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah, we can post the photo if we haven't already,
But it's a little cool.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
You know, if your parenting move offends the non parent me,
then it's a bad parenting move. Like if I can
look at it and go that's a bad idea, then
it's a real bad.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
Idea, right, because it's not like illegal, I'm sure, but
also like it just feels immoral, Like I don't know,
I might need to be a Karen in that situation
and be like, what the hell are you doing?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Totally?

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Now, Speaking of Taylor in Paris and happier news, Travis
Kelsey was spotted vibing as he always is at Sunday
Show last night's show. Gigi Hadid and Bradley Cooper were
with him. This marks the end of her shows in Paris.
Her next is in Sweden on May seventeenth, so they
can have some you know, gallivanting around.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Paris or wherever the hell else they want to go
and do the lock thing, don't they?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh yeah, the Paris Yeah yeah, yeah? Can you throw
it in the water? I thought, oh, I thought you
locked it. I thought there were just a bunch of
locks on a fan. Ser much you throw the key
into the wall.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It doesn't seem good for the environment.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
I see, Okay, is not like the gum thing where
you're supposed to choot your gun and stick it on
a wall and I don't know, I'm supposed to be
to art or something.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I did it. It was kind of gross, but I
just did because you're.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Going to touch somebody else's stuff. Yeah, I don't know
about it.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's not your vibe for sure.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Rumor has it that Jennifer Lopez's team was in crisis
talks over upcoming to work.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
I'm so sorry. So this might be our charity that
we do. I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm gonna do a five K for Jalo.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
No, like, we need to go to this contract because
we look I'm not even joking.

Speaker 13 (25:34):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
First, so organizers the Tangent live in honor of Open
the End exactly followed by the boy band. I mean
we need later in the month, we're gonna run a
five k in your honor, Jo. It goes to Jlo's

(25:59):
career and Ben Affleck's botox.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
We'd like her, we'd like her, and we want to
help her.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
So she's hitting the road, I guess next month with
a string of dates West North America in su board of.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Her ninth studio album, This Is Me Now.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
But with only a matter of weeks ago, she's still
facing a lack of sales, with blocks of seatings still
available at multiple venues and resale site sites, scalping tickets
for as little as ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Oh little budget, queen.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
The word is that Live Nation, the promoter behind the tour,
has suggested canceling all thirty dates. Remember she canceled like
seven right away, but no one, including her long term
manager Benny Medina, was able to convince her.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
She's very stubborn. She's a leo.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Benny urged her to create this latest album, so he
obviously is like, oops, my bad, you gotta go, which
centers around her rekindling of her relationship with Ben Affleck
after twenty years of them breaking up and getting back together.
I don't know what's going on. I don't know if
we're over the relationship.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
How do we help? This is embarrassing. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (27:02):
You won't see me leaving a baby on the floor there.
I'll tell you that, Yeah, you won't be there otherwise,
Like that's a good idea, lay on the floor.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
They're just saying she has too much pride to cancel.
So it's yeah, but they don't want her to be embarrassed.
But she's like, I'm gonna do it. What do we
have on our website?

Speaker 7 (27:23):
Jason so Woopy Goldberg started talking about how she enjoys hookups.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It kind of blew my mind.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
But the whole interview is on what she likes.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Okay, yeah, he's a hookup. She likes hit and run hookups.
How she stick and move. Yeah that's an old old diddy.
But like Woody Goldberg, I know you love sister with
men or women?

Speaker 14 (27:47):
Do we know?

Speaker 2 (27:48):
I have to watch this.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
She always is telling us she's straight. She keeps saying that.
She keeps saying that.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Do we believe her?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
I mean I never believed it, but she says it's true.
She says it a lot. I believe her.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah, sure, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Whatever reality she wants.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Everyone had a good Mother's Day though, everyone's happy. Oh
everyone's moms are happy.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Mama's.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
My sister cracked me up yesterday because she posted something
on her Instagram basically her Mother's Day wish was for
Colin to take Polly somewhere.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Else Yeah that mood. I mean, Polly's so well behaved
in such a sweet little girl. Of course, but she's
a toddler. She's three years old, and she's constantly going
May is sleeping well for the most part, and just
chilling so that was my sister's wish for Mother's Day
was take my daughter somewhere else. Yeah, it made me
laugh because there's nothing more, I think, honest than that.

(28:39):
All she really wanted for Mother's Day was to sleep
in and for Colin, her husband, to make her alcoholic
drinks and cook for her. And he did all of
that because he's a dutiful soldier. He is, indeed, he's
a good man.

Speaker 14 (28:51):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
What did you want? What was your one wish for mother?
But you probably didn't get it because you probably had
a bunch of other mothers there. Like I'm sure Hobby's
mom was there, Your mom was there. You're now a mom,
you got the kid, so I'm sure there was like
no chill on Mother's Day for you.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
No, No, it was a revolving door. But which it
was nice, little because I wanted that.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
And his mom came over and like cooked breakfast everybody,
so I didn't have to cook.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
That was kind of the plan. I was supposed to cook,
and she kind of took over.

Speaker 13 (29:15):
So that was nice.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
We did that, Hobby's mom, I love. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Yeah, we had some really good like just Mexican breakfast
and it was awesome, And then we just hung out
and then I saw my mom.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
It was really chill, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
But also she's so little too, so like she's just
laying there, the baby, Gabriella's just kind of hanging out, and.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Just put her on the floor, right, everyone walked around.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, took her to our content.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Yeah, next to that box of nails. But yeah yeah
yeah the construction yeah, construction nails. Yeah, she's not going anywhere,
you know, she can't move yet. Really exactly what did
just want for Mother's Day?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Just to be with family. That's so she didn't want
you to take a rufiel. She didn't want you to
take rufie and get the all out. She admitted she
worked on she worked yesterday. Then we just went over
to her mom's house where all the kids were and
her sister. So yeah, we just celebrated all together. Right,
But she doesn't say like, oh, do you know I
need this?

Speaker 6 (30:05):
But it was when obviously we were at her mom's house,
like I was playing with all the kids so the
moms could just relax or whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Number one son over here, Jason Brown, the only son,
the only child, only child, and so are you expected
to just dode over Linda all day or no. I
don't know.

Speaker 7 (30:22):
I feel like the bar is low. I feel like
I could just show just me showing up made her cry.
So like we made plans to do brun so she
knew that she had to be somewhere at a certain time.
But then I was like, I got up and I
was like, you know what, I'm going to go and
like surprise them at their house. So like I drove
out and surprised them, and she was just really happy
that we got to spend some time. We had coffee
together at their house and whatever that went to brunch.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
So, oh, that's nice. That's nice. Caylin so house Pam doing.
She's still hot as hell.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
She's still hot as hell. In a stark opposite of
Jason's mom. My mom has been trying to what feels
like avoid me for a month.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
For her.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
So her birthday was a couple of weeks ago, and
I'm like, it was on a Thursday. I'm like, hey,
you want me to come the weekend before the weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
After She's like, eh, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
She kept like, you know, giving me your runner rough Yeah,
And then finally She's like, how about neither?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
And I was like, oh okay.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
So then Mother's Day runs around, she calls me. She's like, hey,
you know, we got to sell something at the cabin.
We can't really do it from here. I guess we
could drive back if you want to come home. And
I'm like, I mean, it's your day. I guess I
don't have to go. So I don't know what her
deal is, but I don't think she wanted me to celebrate. Wow, yeah,
she is avoiding me. So Helena, had we honor her
your sister mom? Yeah, and mother do all your well

(31:33):
not all of your nephews, but she's everybody's mother at
this point. But we we did a brunch.

Speaker 10 (31:38):
I shouldn't say week because I didn't do anything, but
my brother hosted a brunch at his house with his wife.
They cooked like a layout of food and I just
showed up and was like hey everybody, and got a plate.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
But she enjoyed herself. She got gifts and money as always.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
So yeah, I messed up. Because my dad's birthday was Saturday,
Mother's Day was Sunday. I could have banged it all
out in one I could have number one son showed
up and just honored the hell out of them and left.
But no, I didn't. I didn't do that. And I
got text This is this is how my friends know
my relationship with my mother so well is all day

(32:13):
yesterday it was text from my buddies in Arizona, going,
how the hell are you not here? Like how did
you get away? Like are you on the s list now?
Because they just know that if it's a mom holiday,
I mean I've missed work, I've missed I've left like
the Pride parade and goneen sweaty and like burnt right
to O'Hair to get on a plane to make sure

(32:34):
that I'm there for her birthday and all these things.
But no, for some reason, I just decided this year
I couldn't believe it. Yeah I know, I know. But
she got a text from you, and I heard about that.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
She did you did tech? You had you text her yet?

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Well, we'd already spoken and then we spoke. We spoke
several times yesterday. But she said, oh yeah, apparently you
called her a queen. Queen. That was the problem phone,
That was why you just jumped up in the will
over me, because you called a queen. I just called
her mom.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
You were in Arizona on Sunday.

Speaker 8 (33:05):
I know I.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Wouldn't post the photos.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, you know, wouldn't surprise me at all. Bad
news for you, buddy. At the reading of the will
is gonna be like and Makitha, it's everything. Well, she
called her a queen, so anyway, so I'm changing when
I call my mom queen. Let's two blogs next after

(33:30):
Chazemocus back at two minutes Fred's show, Fred Show's on.
Paulina's back. Everyone, thanks for having back. I know, probably
not for you, but it went by so quickly. I
feel like it was just yesterday that you were right here.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I feel like, where did the time go? Like six weeks,
It doesn't feel like six weeks at all. You have
a you have a daughter, Yes, I have a whole
ass baby.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
It's like it's just it's wild to me.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
It's like the most insane thing I've ever done. I
really outdid myself with this one.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
I hope you heard the whole speech I gave about
how proud of.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You I was.

Speaker 14 (34:02):
He did.

Speaker 1 (34:02):
You guys are all very sweet. It was just just honestly, it.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Was like very it was a very surreal moment to
sit in your home, your beautiful home, with your baby.
And remember Paulina with her ass in the air at
Paris clubs, shaking it around, smelling like Benny Hannah.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You know, yeah, when are we drinking from those guys
bottle at the other table? Probably our own?

Speaker 2 (34:25):
And now it'll be the same thing with a baby
on the floor. It'll be just right this. Yeah, just
put the velvet rope around of Gabrielle. It'll be fun.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Yeah. Waiting by the Phone is new and nets blogs
are audio journals. Caitlin had a very important mission over
the weekend with written instructions even oh my God, My God,
and Kiky's Cord is coming up later on Shelby Shelley
has Money as well. But the case today in Kiki's.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Cord, girl, you're a low down, bow headed, dirty liar.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Wow. These titles are just getting longer and longer. We'll
do it next more Fred Show, next right here. The
Fresh Show is on Good Morning Everyone, Monday, May thirteenth.
The Fresh Show's on Paulina's.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Bagay night, Mammy.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Paulina's bad looking great in your working mom era, Ky
mom Era.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
That's right, Boss Babes you night.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Amazing, amazing morning, Kayln, good morning, Hi Jason Brown, Hi
rouv o, Hi Kiki.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Shelby is will be hearing about twenty minutes our pop
culture exp two hundred bucks. You could win if you
can beat her in five questions a Snapper two game
win streak. Intern Venamino, Benjamin's here too, waiting by the
phone is new Why did somebody get ghosted? We'll do
good news stories this hour. Blogs in just a second,
Kaylen's got one, and the Entertainment Report lots of k
this hour. What are you working on?

Speaker 5 (35:48):
Someone got injured at the roast of Tom Brady, And
when you think about it, it kind of makes sense. Also,
not even Drake is exempt from things noisy going on
around his house and keeping him awake at night, like
well not though specifically, but that's also going on.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
That's all coming. Yeah, they talk better than these are
the radio blogs on the Fred Show. It's like we're
writing in our diaries, except we say them aloud. We
call them blogs. Calin, take it away, dear blog.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
So I think I'm going to add pet sitter to
my LinkedIn. You guys know I'm very active on LinkedIn.
My resume always Yeah, you're also a big petsitter girl.
I think I'm a big petsitter girl. So you guys
will remember a couple was it months ago, I don't know,
times flying I watched Miss Kitty.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Baby, a friend of the show's cat, and she just
beat me up daily.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
And this past weekend I watched one very good older
dog and one very naughty puppy.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay, And so I had of this.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
I thought, oh, you know, same little song and dance.
You know, I'll be told where the food is, where
this is, what to do. But the day before I
received a pages long collaborative note and you know on
the iPhone how you could do this with a title
Kaylin and the Dogs Apple titled and sections for each

(37:13):
dog you know where I can find certain things. And
at the bottom I noticed there was a behavioral section
where I was to write down anything I noticed.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Can I see the Oh yeah, let me see the note?

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
I would just like to see it for the first
I want to share my observation seeing this note for
the first time, like how I would feel if okay,
Kaylen and the Dogs okay, lock box.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Yeah, that's that's how we get in yeah, let's not
say the cok Okay.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
So one's name is Weller. Don't let him jump on
you go down to him.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Yeah, so picture me because I'm a good listener on
all fours, Like I can't let you jump on me.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
I'm a rule follower when it comes to like other
people's babies.

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Had you never met these dogs before?

Speaker 5 (37:58):
No, I know these dogs well, which is why it's
even funnier than I got a multiple us.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
This looks like a person who's never seen a dog
in her life.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I'm the person.

Speaker 5 (38:08):
The reason I was like, out, let me watch them
is because I know them, probably the best other than
him the owner.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Okay, so yeah, so this is the This is a
note that Canlon was given. When you want to let
him outside, ask him to sit and wait before you
even open the door. He'll do it, he'll he'll do
it good.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
And he didn't. He's really naughty.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
And then ask him to wait again. After you open
go outside and make sure the gates are shut. Ask
him to wait again. If he already isn't, then when
you're ready, tell him quote good boy, go ahead end quote.

Speaker 15 (38:42):
Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (38:43):
He eats in the morning between six and nine here's another.
Oh Greek yogurt spoonful.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Maybe if he's good, he's good, doubtful and princess.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
He's never got, never got Greek god. There's the hapital
words him here, lowercase words. Yeah, if you want to
walk him weller has the thicker harness. Aelicias are attached
the label I've been on many a wat my god,
he's obsessed with looking out windows, blinds closed. Help a little.
Don't be afraid to get a little mad at him.

(39:13):
They get water each meal, Oh my god, very food motivate.
So we haven't even gotten to Willie yet. No, she
just es, as it says in the note, Yeah, oh
well he just texted, so he's listening to this apparently. Hey,
good morning. Sorry, Wow, that's a picture of his no notes.
I'm just kidding. Yeah, let me open this up. I
didn't know. I didn't. Why is there an attachment.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Anxiety with him? Holding your phone's low?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I'm not doing anything I shouldn't be doing.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I mean, I don't have anything to hide.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
Then he also gave me his mom's number, his sister's number,
and a friend's number in case of emergency.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
You guys, well, not that sweet. I wasn't going I
read the last line. I'll leave that to you.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
He wasn't going off to war though, he was just
in Vegas with a working phone. But yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
It was quite the adventure trying to follow all those rules. Wow,
and my I did.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Write behavioral notes, you know, in Kaylen fashion. I made
them a little sarcastic and funny.

Speaker 2 (40:12):
I hope there was a full report for him.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
There was, I mean, weller ate a burrito he found
off the street.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Night one, I caught him with a condom that he
had unwrapped himself and was just holding head. I had
to give him the sex talk, and then his sister
reminded me he doesn't have his kahonis, so he can't
have sex to you know, to where he would need one.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Yeah, he's he's.

Speaker 10 (40:36):
Uh yeah, this the same little freaky dog from the tangent.
This is the same freaky dog.

Speaker 5 (40:40):
He also keeps like poop and throw up though, So
I wouldn't, you know, hold too much weight.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
If you know, you know about the freaking dogs.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Had a freaky dog. I watched seven.

Speaker 5 (40:48):
I watched seven, seven hundred and sixteen steps in one
walk alone, just because I was trying to tire this
dog up.

Speaker 1 (40:54):
Yeah it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
There's that's a very complete instruction manual. Like my mom
has a laminated thing that for the dogs when she leaves,
and she's very specific, but it's only one page.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
It's a rare steak.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Whelm.

Speaker 12 (41:10):
You know.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It's they eat turkey. My mom serves them turkey burgers
for dinner with green beans. But they have to be
grilled because they prefer. My mom will tell you that
the dogs prefer the grilled taste, prefer they prefer the
and I kid you not. She goes to you know,
Sam's Club, Costco whatever, and probably monthly, and she buys

(41:31):
like sixty these things at a time, and it doesn't
matter if it's one hundred and twenty degrees in Arizona.
She goes outside and she grills like sixty these things
at a time and then individually bags them and freezes
them and so they and they have to be warmed
up a little, like they can't because she'll move them
from the freezer of the refrigerator so they're thawed, but
then they have to go in the microwave. And I
want to say, it's like twenty four seconds. Like, it's

(41:54):
not thirty, it's not seventeen, it's like twenty. It has
to be And because apparently they won't Apparently dogs won't
eat food unless it's properly seasoned and cooked. Wow.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Shout out to the type A dog owners, your pet owners,
because y'all are real.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I could never I've also seen one of these dogs
eat trash, so I feel quite confident that he will
eat whatever's in front of it. But anyway, so yeah, okay,
well I appreciate the thoughtfulness.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Yeah, I mean I I do well with direction, but
I mean I barely got through the note. It's longer
than the cheesecake factory medium.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
There's an ad in there too, for a jeweler, right
right in the middle of a note, just like the
cheesecake factory. All right, well, everything's did you get like
a good grade?

Speaker 14 (42:43):
Is he back?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
He's back.

Speaker 8 (42:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
He came back in the middle of the night, though.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
So so you're not sure if everything is up to standard.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
He did let me know that one of the dogs
threw up their dinner.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
In the middle of the night, and I was in
the right temperature just in.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Time for you to clean it up. I'm back to work.
I saw it last night.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
It back, that's actually been there for a couple of days.
I'm not doing it. Waiting by the phone is new
and next Fred Show. Ever been left waiting by the phone?
It's the Fred Show. All good morning, Welcome to the show.
How are you morning, I'm doing good. How you guys doing. Hey,

(43:21):
we're doing all right, man, But we're trying to figure
out what's going on with this woman aiming in waiting
by the phone you met in the wild. It says
in your email you actually approached this woman at a
bar and you spoke to her. Now, this is tell
me more about how that works.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I know, right, it wasn't.

Speaker 11 (43:39):
It didn't involve any cellular devices or apps.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
It's kind of wow crazy.

Speaker 14 (43:44):
Yeah, so we were well, I was at a bar
and I guess we were at a bar.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
We were both there, and uh, I just I saw
her there, and I don't know, something just like rose
up inside me.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I was like, I got it, I got it? Who
I got talking to Stirrel? Like a movie.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
You know, you're look.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Around, you walk into somebody sitting there and that kind
of deal. So I went approached her and thank god,
it wasn't she didn't like slap me in the face
or anything like that. We started, we started talking and
I bought her asked if I could buy her drinks.
She said yeah, so and we literally talked all night

(44:27):
and like we shut the place down. And then I
obviously got her number after that, and the next day
I asked her if we were just texting a bunch,
and I asked her if she wanted to go grabbed dinner.

Speaker 14 (44:39):
So she said yes, and went had a good date,
and I knew we had a good time, and then
she had fun because we were texting a time afterwards,
and we were planning our second date.

Speaker 4 (44:52):
And then out of nowhere, she just stopped responding.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Okay, she disappeared. So I mean, you met in person,
you know you're able to gauge the chemistry there. There
was flirtation between then and the date, the date, flirtation afterwards.
I mean, all this good stuff, except now she's gone missing.
M I A, she's ghosting you, and you want to
know why, Yeah, we do too. So we're gonna call

(45:16):
Amy in just a second, gonna play a song. Comeback.
We'll call Amy, You'll be on the phone, and hopefully
we can straighten this out and set you guys up
on another date that we pay for. All right, Yes,
that'd be fantastic. All right, let's find out what's going on.
Part two of waiting by the phone after Teddy swims
back in two minutes. It's the Fred Show, Teddy Swims,
The Fread Show is on the radio, and the iHeart
app anytime search for the Fread Show on demand. Hey, Cole, Yeah,

(45:36):
let's call Amy. You guys met at a bar in
the wild. You approached her, You guys spoke, you texted
for a while afterwards, went on a date that you
thought went well, texted after the date even and then
she went missing. She is ghosting you. It appears not
responding to anything out of nowhere, and you want to
know what's going on. Absolutely, Okay, let's call Amy now,
Good luck? Cole?

Speaker 14 (45:55):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 16 (46:03):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (46:04):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Is this Amy?

Speaker 8 (46:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Amy? Hi, good morning. My name is Fred. I'm calling
for the Fred Show, the Morning radio Show. The whole
crew is here. I do have to tell you that
we are on the radio right now, and I would
need your permission to continue with the call. Can which
have for a second? Is that cool?

Speaker 13 (46:20):
WHOA sure? I guess?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Thank you very much. I know it's a little bit startling,
but I'll get right to it. You can hang up
anytime you want. But we're calling on behalf of a
guy who I guess you went out with. You met
him out and went on a date. His name is Cole.
Do you remember Cole?

Speaker 12 (46:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (46:37):
I remember that guy.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Yeah, okay, as well, that's quite the reaction. So what
happened with him? Because he called us and he was
really excited to have met you, and I thought the
date went really well. So you guys were texting a
whole bunch and then you stopped and he's confused. He
doesn't know why. So what happened?

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Yeah, I'm ghosting because I'm genuinely scared of Cole.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
You're scared of him? Why?

Speaker 12 (47:02):
Because when we were talking and texting and she said,
by the way, where have you been this week?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
I drove by your.

Speaker 15 (47:12):
House like five times and your car wasn't there.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Oh no, whoa, How does you know where you live?
Did he pick you up for the date or something?
Is that how he knows?

Speaker 14 (47:23):
Well?

Speaker 2 (47:23):
He sent me an uber okay, so we got your
address that way and he's been cruising by the house
to see if you're there five times?

Speaker 15 (47:31):
Uh yeah, it freaked me out so much.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
So yeah, I don't blame you.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
I disengaged because I didn't even know honestly, if I
should move now.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
It creeped me out so hard.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Oh yeah, I don't want to. I don't know if
I want to be an accessoriated right right, it might
be a weirdo. Hey, hey, let me just bring Cole
in right away, because he's here. Cole, What are you
doing by driving right? Yes, by driving by someone's home
and then coming to them that you've noticed for five
consecutive days, they're not there?

Speaker 4 (48:03):
I mean, like I was just curious, Like I didn't
even to figure out. I just drive by and and
I just I don't know. I was so intrigued with her,
and I would drive by. It wasn't that far out
of the way from where I live and stuff, So
I just didn't think it was anything weird.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Why what do you mean it's not weird? That's the
kind of stalker is stuff? Like why wouldn't you just
text her and say hey, can I come over? Or
what are you doing? Or like why are you spying
on her? What were you trying to do? What were
you trying to figure out.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Well, like when I would drive over, her car was
from there, so obviously it wasn't going to be like
no hiking over. But no, I wasn't stalking here.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
It sure sounds like stocking.

Speaker 10 (48:38):
I mean, I don't know about you, but if if
it quacked like a duck, it's a duck, and this
sounds like.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
A duck, that's stocking.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, just because you have someone's address does not mean
that you are free to, you know, look in their windows.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I wasn't looking at her window like I just drove
by like that was.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
It every day?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Right?

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Not every day, maybe like every other day. Okay, you
need to stop this, don't know, And I don't blame
you just to like disappear.

Speaker 15 (49:04):
I couldn't.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
I got terrified. So I mean, and I know the
thing is that I know that he does not look
close to me, So it just really scared the crap
out of me.

Speaker 13 (49:15):
I have absolutely no desire to see this guy ever again.

Speaker 15 (49:18):
Nope, nope, nope.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
All right, well, Cole, you need to not do this anymore.
You really can't beat I mean, what you need to
see your car for?

Speaker 1 (49:25):
You're gonna play a tracking device on that thing, or something, Homie.

Speaker 14 (49:27):
No, No, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Well, I don't think it's going to be an issue
anymore because you give a suggestion. I don't want to
wind up on Dateline, NBC or whatever. Okay, so cool,
this is an strategy. I need you to leave her alone.
She's not comfortable. I need you to leave her alone. Amy.
I hope he leaves you alone. If he doesn't, let
us know and we'll support you.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
Just let me know.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I'll drive my Cole's house if you times. If you
know what I'm saying, right, yeah, yeah, exactly. Well it'll
be weird if you did that, it'd be weird. Weird.
We pull up.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
But Duck is quartering too much.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
I told you, Yeah, I hear it. Now. Soccer soccer,
All right, look at Cole leaver alone. Amy, let us
know if you need anything. And this is like the
second weirdo we've had in a couple of months, so
we need to stop with the weirdos. Guys. Good luck
to both of you, except for you, Cole, not you.
Good luck to you Amy. The Entertainment Report, Kaitlyn has
the next two hundred bucks with v Shelley. After that

(50:27):
good news story is coming up to Fred Show's on
Kaitlyn's Entertainment Report. He's on the Fread Show.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
So we now anyone that wanted it to has watched
the Roast of Tom Brady. I actually just finished over
the weekend because it was so long. Did you finish it, Rufie, Yeah,
it took me.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I had to watch. I had to watch it, but
I finally got through it. And if you watch it
like Rufy and I did.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
In the middle of the roast, Gronk led a toast,
after which he of course did an impromptu spike of
his shot glass on the floor, breaking it.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Big man smash big things like it was giving very
much like cave Map.

Speaker 5 (51:06):
Because he's a frat boy, and he got it worse
than Tom Brady in Mia being the whole roast, everybody said, you're.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Dumb, you can't read. But no real money, not real money.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, there was a joke about Tom doing the crypto
thing and even ground cast on it.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
God, yeah he got it.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
But so when he spiked it, apparently he injured a
woman in the front row, like really bad. So one
of the comedians that roasted Tom, Andrew Schultz, said a
girl in the front row had a huge piece of
shotglass hanging out of her cheek, and he's like, I'm
not talking about a little thing.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Her whole cheek was red. She kind of looked like
a mine.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
But yeah, so that's going to cost somebody something.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
A million percent, Yeah, a million percent.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
And while we're talking about the roast, I do want
to mention that from Mother's Day, which was yesterday, Tom
pulled a future and not only posted his own mom,
but also posted baby Mama's Giselle and Bridget moy in ahan,
and of course he gave them props in his caption,
writing Happy Mother's Day to these kind, carrying, compassionate and
powerful moms.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
He left Kim Kardashian No.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Right, she's not his mom yet of his baby. But
none of this would be possible without your love. Now,
of course that's all very nice, but you can't ignore
the fact that this comes on the heels of that
roast that at least left Jiselle really really pissed off.
So because I don't know if every year he posts them,
I mean, he always posts Giselle when they were together,
but yeah, it just seems like he might be trying

(52:26):
to suck up to them.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Obviously, she got it bad.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Kevin Hart, Nikki Glazer, Jeff Ross, Bert Kreischer, they all
were really like merciless on her about the relationship with
the jiu jitsu instructor.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Bridget wasn't brought up that much, but there was a
really rough joke.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
About him Tom leaving her when she was pregnant, so
he might be trying to get back in their good graces.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
But yeah, did you watch the whole thing? It was Yeah,
it was long.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Well, all you have to do is watch TikTok for
a week and you'll get the whole thing. Oh yeah,
it's fine. It took a while when I got yeah it.

Speaker 6 (53:02):
But you started at part thirty six and had to
go on and I had to go find part one.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I'm like, I could have just gone to Netflix, but.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
No, oh yeah no, And I agree with you. Nikki
Glazer was probably the best.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
She was it hysterical. Yeah, she was really good.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
She was really good.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
So Drake took to his Instagram story over the weekend
and tagged CP twenty four, a Toronto news outlet he
claims as responsible for his insomnia. He tagged them and said,
news is CP twenty four breaking news? Can we discuss
the chopper flight times over my house because I won't lie.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
I'm trying to sleep after three pm. Works great for me.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Obviously, they're flying over his Toronto home because there's been
a ton of incidents there after his beef with Kendrick.
We don't know if it's connected. There was a shooting,
there was you know, lots of people in and out.
So that's why they're going over his house. But he
can hear it and he can't sleep, and so he's
asking them to make it more convenient for his schedule.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
I'm sure the neighbors would appreciate fuer gunshots too, So
first maybe we can.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
Yeah, I mean, you know, cut back on that, right, Yeah,
no gunshots, less gun chops would be ideal.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
I think probably in the situation a violation.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
To say about it, right, It wouldn't be great, probably
to be his neighbor regardless. No, I like, I don't know,
so you can follow us, and we are begging you gently,
not like a not a strong bag, as Fred would say,
a light bag to follow us at Fred Show Radio,
on the Gram and the frend Show TikTok.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I'd say, the whole our whole effort is just a
light bag. It's a light baggage day, like.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
A classy bag.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
If you wouldn't mind listening, if you wouldn't mind then
streaming the same show you already heard, and yeah, just
if you don't mind, and then also going to our
socials and following them and liking every single post other
than that though, and then also going to the iHeart
Radio app and clicking on the Fred Show on demand
and the tangent our Offer Uncentered podcast too. It's a

(54:52):
light beg though, it's more of a it's a strong request. Okay, yeah, yeah,
I like that better? Eight five, five, five, nine, one
one three five Show Beast Shelley five questions against our
pop culture Expert. Two hundred bucks is the Prizer Record
eight eighty two and fifty eight show. Its straight for shouts.
Can you slap the wind street and get the money
to start the week? Call now and we'll play it.

(55:12):
It's the Fred Show. Do you have what it takes
to battle show Biz? Shelley in the show Biz Showdown show?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
Good night? Ew Hi mama, Hi, hello mama.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
How was your money? By the way, it was great?

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Actually had a really fun weekend.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
What did I do so?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
On Saturday.

Speaker 17 (55:35):
So, and this is the case with most military spouses
from what I gather, but like any major holiday, any
big event, they like always end up having to work.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
So a military ike had to work yesterday.

Speaker 17 (55:45):
So we celebrated Saturday, did like a little gift exchange,
and then we actually had neighbors who had birthday. A
couple had birthdays on Saturday, so they had a little party.
We went over there.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
It was super fun. So it was really fun.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Look at you, what's it like to know your neighbors.
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (55:58):
Oh my gosh, having good neighbors is the best. I
never fully appreciate agree with that. Oh my gosh, having
good neighbors is so fun. Like I you know, because
living in the city a lot of my life, I
never really actually got to know too many of my
I guess apartment neighbors. But having like actual neighbors in
the suburbs, it's so fun.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Like I know a couple of thers, but there's not like, well,
one of my neighbors is very hospitable, but it's not
like there's a lot of gatherings of the neighbors when
you live in a high rise. For some reason, I
don't know why that is.

Speaker 17 (56:23):
I know, no, I know, but yeah, we get together
pretty much, I would say every weekend recently, and I
met some new ones actually, and they are so nice.

Speaker 1 (56:32):
I love that.

Speaker 17 (56:32):
It's fun because I have like new friends. You know,
it's hard when you move a lot, like to make friends.
I'm starting to make friends, which is exciting.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
I feel like the problem with having great neighbors would
be that, like, I'm sure you have those days where
you pull in your house you're like, I don't feel
like it today, Like I don't, I do not feel
like having a full on conversation today, But then they might,
and so it's like you're trying to I don't know,
you can't be rude, but like, I'm not in a
talking mood today. But you got a lot of neighbors

(56:59):
and to catch up, and that's like it's exhausting. Yeah,
I always going to have a child to be like,
you know, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta
get back to my kid. He's inside by himself. He
goes what he's doing, Yeah, inside playing with matches. I
gotta go. You gotta get in there, Marissa, is your

(57:23):
challenge here today? Good morning, Marissa, how are you good morning,
I'm good. Are you very well? Welcome to the program.
Tell us all about you please.

Speaker 18 (57:32):
Okay, So I'm actually from South Elgin. I'm a labor
and delivery nurse and I have a eight month old
stady girl.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
Now were you telling them what to do when you
had the eight month old? Where you like, I already
got this, get the hell out of here?

Speaker 18 (57:45):
Yeah, pretty much. My best friend actually worked with me
and she was the one that delivered.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
That's awesome. I'd be like, I got this whole thing down, like,
get out of here. Yeah, you're like pushing the buttons
on the machine yourself. You're like, forget about this more epidural.
Come on, I know what's up. Did it make you
more or less comfortable to have a baby having seen
it done so many times?

Speaker 18 (58:09):
I think more comfortable. I mean we kind of know
everything that's going on, so it's not as scary when
you kind of know the situations.

Speaker 13 (58:14):
And what to do to fix it.

Speaker 2 (58:16):
Yeah. Yeah, did you watch videoslin before?

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (58:20):
I did.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
My sister did too, because they were talking about a
C section for my sister, which didn't wind up happening,
but she was watching videos. I'm like, Amanda, I don't.
I don't think that's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Yeah, it's not like torturing yourself before just just because
like you think you're gonna go in prepare just.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
By the way, you never are.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Like things can change in a heartbeat too, let me
tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't watch videos.

Speaker 14 (58:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
It's it's not like it's an elective procedure. It's not
like you watched the video and you're like, I don't
want it. I'm actually not gonna do this, like it's
happening no matter what you do, that thing's coming out. Yes,
and so Jesus take the wheel. But Marissa, let's play
the game. Two hundred bucks is the price two straight
wins for Shelley in the game. Good luck, okay, good

(59:03):
luck good all right, with all the respects, shall I
get the hell out Maris' labor and delivery nurse question
number one, which TikTok singer said, the lyric change about
p Diddy in the song is permanent.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Oh three, it's true.

Speaker 6 (59:21):
One, Uh, we got four left. We're good, Maris, we
got got confused by TikTok singer. It makes it sound
like they're on the song. Yeah, I know, stop pointing
out flaws.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
The teaser for the new season of The Kardashians drop
true or False The Kardashian airs on E Paul, that's
kind of a that's a trick. Which controversial country singer
known for songs like last Night and I Need Some
Help turns thirty one? Today, which iconic awards show celebrating movies,
TV and pop culture, announced they're taking a year off

(59:54):
and we'll be back in twenty twenty five and no
one's gonna miss it.

Speaker 13 (59:58):
Shocker, I'm sorry? Can you repeated it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Which shutting out for Which iconic awards show celebrating movies,
TV and pop culture announced they're taking a year off
and we'll be back next year. Three two and Saltburn's
Barry Key Agan was spotted celebrating his pop star girlfriend's birthday.
Which espresso singer is he dating? Or some would say espresso? Oh,

(01:00:26):
she's gone what she got disconnected? Or she got said
she was gonna lose anyway, I'm gonna give her. We'll
give her three, but she's gonna lose. We'll bring Shelly
Brad It's fine. I'm gonna give her the last one. Yeah,
don't mad, but we love you. You can call it
back if you want. We still love you. She got it,
She got it two, but I'm giving her three. She
got disconnected. Oh No, I don't think this will be

(01:00:49):
This is gonna be easy work for you, though. I
think you ready.

Speaker 13 (01:00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Which TikTok singer said the lyric change about p Diddy
in the song is permanent. Yeah. The teaser for the
New seas in The Kardashians drop true or false? The
Kardashians airs on E.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
That's false. It is hula, but he used to It
was called keeping up though at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:10):
Oh these clever trademark lloy Yers, which controversial country singer
known for songs like last Night and I Had Some
Help turns thirty one today? Yeah, Which iconic awards show
celebrating movies, TV and pop culture announced they're taking a
year off and we'll be back in twenty twenty five,
but not really.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
The MTV Video Music Awards, Empty Movie Awards, Sure, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
And sult Burn's Barry Keg in a spot of celebrating
his pop star girlfriend's birthday. Which Espresso singer is he dating?
Sabrina Carpenter that's that's a four point five five. What
doesn't matter what you won by a lot? And so
Melissa would have to Melissa, right, Marissa, Melissa, Marissa, Jamie, Jennifer, Jasmine.

(01:01:58):
You know I'm great with names. She that when she
would have to say it. But I'll do it you Marissa, Melissa,
Menissa can't hang with like a reel. Welcome back, paul
ro what say.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
So much better in person?

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
The gorilla?

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah, to see your face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Out is it? I'm pushing it these I don't know.
I feel like I'm gonna wind it with like ozempic
boobs from this or I don't know, like there's gotta
be some I'm taking ars off my life every morning.
I do this for you people. This is a sacrifice

(01:02:45):
I'm making for your entertainment. I hope you enjoy it.
By the way, I think in the tangent today, I
was thinking, or author Uncentered podcast, maybe we should do
and I'm a little afraid of it. But you had
mentioned a few things on on our sheet for today, Paulina,
But maybe we should do the things about pregnancy that
people just don't know, or about having about birth delivery
that people just don't know oh, I got you, guys,

(01:03:07):
because you were saying that your first matching off it
with your daughter was diapers.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Yeah, me and the baby were both in diapers. I
was the diapers for three weeks. She's still in her diapers,
but yeah, three weeks of diaper.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Yeah, I was wearing my diapers.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Oh, I own it. I can tell you guys everything
you want to know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I don't know that I want to them. I don't
think you do, right, Fred, I know, but I have
a lot of bad ideas, tons of them all the time. Actually. Okay, well,
so two fifty tomorrow, three straight win number eight eighty
three for the Shells. Very nice job, and I think
you should come back tomorrow. What do you think? Oh yeah, sure, yeah, okay, good,

(01:03:43):
thanks so much. I will play tomorrow. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
If Melissa Menisquez, you are amazing, You're wonderful. I hope
she didn't hang up because she was embarrassed, not that
to be embarrassed about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
She said it was coming on me. Yeah, I have
a bad connection.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
That's what I'm going to go with. And then she
just decided I'm not calling back because I'm going to Yeah.
It doesn't matter. I don't need to have Fred's scream
in my ear and all good news stories Caky's court done,
un done.

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Girl, You're a low down, ball headed dirty liap.

Speaker 2 (01:04:11):
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Today's fun Fact. By the way, what do I have
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Speaker 11 (01:04:29):
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Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
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(01:04:54):
welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Thank you. I'm so excited to be that Thanks for
having me back.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
More importantly, you know what, guys, it was a tough decision.
It was a group vote. It wasn't unanimous. But we're
glad you're back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:06):
Yeah, got, it wasn't okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
I'm not going to tell you to kick you didn't
vote for you.

Speaker 10 (01:05:10):
I'm not going to tell you that Kiki get your
strapped trust me, I wanted you back more than.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Since you guys do social and the videos of all people.
Kiki voted twice. He was actually Rufio I didn't want you.
That's okay, because he was really enjoying having the entire
half of the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
So much room for activities over here, so annoying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
You were probably alone actually saying so much same. Good morning,
j Hi Jason Brown, Hi, Ruvio, Hi falling Hi Kiky
show me is is her intern me Benjamin. We'll get
to some good news stories to start your Monday in
just a second. Kike's Court. After that done, aunt don girl, you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
A low down, dirty ball headed ya.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
The entertainment Ofport, trending stories and fun fact about girafts too,
and of course there's a twist, but anyway, what's coming up?
Cane to Port.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
So it is the end of an era, especially if
you're a millennial. Also a Mother's Day first trap. Some
might not think that was the time to post the
first trap, but somebody did and it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
Paulina.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
Oh the show is on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
It feels good. Wow, Okay, I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
I mean we should probably get back to those thirst traps.

Speaker 3 (01:06:25):
Now, you know, listen, I got me a little mom
pouch right now, but I'm working on it. Okay, it
was I love my mom pouch. I'm proud of it,
and I hope everyone learning is proud. I earned these stripes.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Yeah, I earned these stripes. My little baby, you are
somebody's mom. Can you believe that I am getting in
a row is somebody's mom?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
I love it. What I ever thought feels good?

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Yeah we can. We can move on now. Good news,
happy stories every day on the show Cana, What'd you
Find So?

Speaker 5 (01:06:52):
Robert and Margaret is Zale, who live in England, have
fostered over one hundred and fifty children in the last
forty five years, and they have no plans of stop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
So they absolutely love doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
But that's not to say there haven't been times when
the couple, who have been married for fifty eight years,
found it difficult to see a child in their care
move on. They formed such a bond with the last
little girl they fostered, actually that her adoptive parents asked
them to become her godparents, which is really sweet. There
was also another baby who came into their lives that
was just too special.

Speaker 8 (01:07:21):
To let go.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
There was a little girl who was born with Down
syndrome named Kim in a complex, complex heart condition, and
they decided to adopt her. Even though she was only
given nine months, they gave her twenty one.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Years of love. That's how she lasted so long. And
also the couple says they're not going to stop.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
They have a couple kIPS of their own, but right
now they're caring for an eight month old baby boy.

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
It's been with them since they since he was eight
days old.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
And they said, when you get to our age, you're
up a couple times in the night anyways, and a
stroller makes a good substitute for a walking frame. And
we're both adept with diapers. So that is how many kids,
one hundred and forty, one hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
That is amazing. That's good for them, all the lives
they've shared. I know this is a short and sweet one,
but three Wisconsu ladies from Galesville High School's class of
nineteen forty four celebrated their eightieth class reunion. Wow, they're
ninety eight years old, and they celebrated with cake and

(01:08:17):
ice cream and called a few classmates who weren't able
to make it to heaven right well, and they called heaven.
They did it for the other two thousand but or whatever. Yeah,
they're only three of them, but they got together. Nineteen
forty four.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
That photo reminded me of my step grandpa's funeral.

Speaker 5 (01:08:33):
All of his fraternity brothers, who were old as hell,
all showed up together and it was the sweetest like
visual I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
That's so nice.

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Your brother for life, we can.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
So, yeah, they hated me.

Speaker 13 (01:08:45):
It was a fun.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Why were they handling you at a funeral? That's weird
the story I got with fans.

Speaker 16 (01:08:54):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Let's do Kiki's court next day in three minutes. Order
a fresh show. It's court, all right, The Honorable kick
a Leek is here, Judge Kiki take it away.

Speaker 10 (01:09:08):
All right, let's step into the courtroom. The gavel has
been hit, it says, please.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
That wasn't on your phone, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
No, no, okay, it's my actual gavel, right like you
used to hit the phone gas. I've evolved, Okay, I
needed my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
That's how would you watch TikTok with the gavel through it?

Speaker 10 (01:09:32):
I couldn't do that, So all right, let's get into
the court room. It says, Hey, Ki Ki, please don't
judge me, girl, Okay, judged?

Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
All right, Sorry, here we go.

Speaker 10 (01:09:43):
But I've been keeping a huge secret from my daughter
and I need advice on if I should tell her.
Right after my husband and I got married, we tried
for two years to conceive and we're unsuccessful. However, while
on a girl's trip to Cabo, I had a one
night stand with the bartender at my resort, and I
out a few months later that I was pregnant. My

(01:10:03):
husband and I welcomed the baby girl, and I never
told anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
About my name him.

Speaker 10 (01:10:13):
Oh my god, yeah, she says, although I always kept
in touch with the bartender.

Speaker 13 (01:10:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Fast forward to now.

Speaker 10 (01:10:23):
My entire world got turned upside down when my husband
confronted me about my secret. Somehow he got into my
email and read through years of messages between me and
my daughter's real father, the bartender. My husband filed for
divorce and is now threatening to tell our thirteen year
old daughter about my secret. I feel like it will
ruin her. My husband is the only father she's ever known.

(01:10:45):
What do you think I should do?

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
Should I come clean to my daughter? That ball headed
lady girl.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
Hello, downly girl, you are wild honey, let me see you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Well, I gotta work this one out with you. Keith, Well, first,
what do you think?

Speaker 10 (01:11:04):
Well, I mean, if she ever has heard the French
show constitution, this is not cheating responsibly respons yes, because girl,
if you go to Cabo, look, do your thing, but
you don't let your thing come back home to the US.
And now you have this, this whole secret, because I'm
gonna just keep it real. If it was me, I

(01:11:25):
would have never spoken to that bartender again. Okay, he
would he would never exist as far as my husband knows,
this is our baby, and uh, you know, this is
our little girl, and I don't need to keep in touch.
That's where you went completely You were already wrong, but
you went completely wrong by keeping in touch with this man.
Because now there's all this evidence. You're probably sitting the
bartender photos of your daughter. You know, he knows he

(01:11:47):
has a daughter. You know, like, what what was your
what were you thinking about keeping in touch with him?
And so now your husband knows, And to be honest,
you have no choice but to tell your daughter. In
my opinion, you have no choice but to come clean
and tell your daughter because it's gonna come out eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Well, yeah, this.

Speaker 10 (01:12:03):
Bartend is gonna come home looking for his daughter or
you know, the husband is now found for divorce, so
he's gonna spill it at some point to the daughter too.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
This is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:12:11):
I mean, it doesn't sound like the bartender has much
interest in being a dad, because after thirteen years, you
would think if he wanted to see this kid or
intervene or something, he would have.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
But he's keeping in touch.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
Yeah, but she, the daughter, has a right to know
who her biological father is, and I feel like he
has a right if he chooses to responsibly be involved
in her life, which again he doesn't seem to. Because Okay,
if I knew that I had a kid with somebody else,
I understand that you're trying to preserve your life with

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your husband. But that's once in a lifetime maybe for
me to have a like, I want to be involved,
So I would almost I hate to say this, I
think I would force the person to come clean, you know,
like why do yeah, we messed up, but like, why
do I have to not have any part in my
offspring life forever simply because you cheated on your husband,
you know what I mean. So I feel like if

(01:13:04):
this dude really wanted to be involved, he'd figure out
a way to do it. So maybe he doesn't, which
in that case, this is where it gets tricky, Like
you don't want to introduce someone into your kid's life
who doesn't want to be there, but you also don't
want to deprive her. I wouldn't think of access to
that person. On the flip side, this guy raised her

(01:13:25):
and was none the wiser to the fact that it's
not his blood, not his DNA.

Speaker 1 (01:13:30):
That poor man, like, you know, they were trying for
a baby.

Speaker 10 (01:13:33):
He probably thought like, this is his miracle baby, right,
and now to find out thirteen years later, after you
raise this girl you know you think is your daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:13:42):
But on the flip side, this was an adult decision
made by the woman, by the mother. So for the father,
it's an incredible burden. For the I guess the dad,
the man who raised her, it's an incredible burden. But
it's going to affect the thirteen year old probably more
than it affects anybody. So do you just keep that
secret and and do you just ask the guy be like, man,

(01:14:05):
I got a raw deal here, But I did get
this wonderful daughter out of it, Like I raised her,
she's mine, So we're just we, you know what I mean,
Because because ultimately it's going to it could potentially affect
the bond that they have unnecessarily. So it's tough, you know,
because like the father is going it's going to hurt
potentially the relationship with the thirteen year old simply for

(01:14:26):
him to be able to air it out and kind
of get back at his now ex wife, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:14:32):
So it's like, but it's not his secret to Keith,
you know, the responsibility shouldn't be on his on the
father that has raised her to keep this secret because
he didn't mess this up, he didn't create that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
He was like, he's a victim in this as well.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
I agree, But I guess as I worked this out
in my head out loud, So it's not really my head.
It's that loud, trust me. That's this whole show is
my inner monologue. It's it really is. You should my head.
You should imagine what really goes on all day. I
think ultimately they need to do what's best for the kid. Yeah,
and if what's best for the kid, if this other

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dude's not pushing to be involved, and if what's best
for the kid is for her to have the appearance
that this is the life that and again, as a
person who was primarily raised by a guy who wasn't
my birth father, I feel incredibly fortunate for that. So
it doesn't really matter that they don't share DNA, right,
But there does need to come a point where they
tell her, and I don't know when that is because again,

(01:15:27):
it could have an impact on her health. She could
go do a twenty three and meters and find out
on her own. The flip side being do we displace
the life of a thirteen year old? Do we completely
upset everything she knows because her mom made a poor
decision a long time ago?

Speaker 13 (01:15:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
Eight five, nine, one, one oh three five You guys
at the jerry, I would love to know what you think,
called out, yes, Rufio.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
I mean, I'm I'm with Kiki in this one. Like
it's it's not on the dad, but at the like
this if they're are they married?

Speaker 13 (01:15:53):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
They're married? Yeah, they were married.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
That marriage is going to be dissolved at some point
because I don't think as a husband, I wouldn't want
to stick around after be lied to.

Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
Now and then, but that it's gonna come out like
that relationship, I don't know. It's tough because, like you,
as the dad, you don't want to be like, hey,
I'm not your dad. That's gonna ruin all that aspect.

Speaker 6 (01:16:15):
But if they're getting divorced, there's gonna be she's gonna
want to know the reason why.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
They could just be. It could be because they weren't
getting along or something. I just what's best for the
thirteen year old is basically what I think. And and yeah,
that's an incredible burden for him to have to carry,
and her for that matter, but for him to know
this and have to pretend like he doesn't know it.
But but again, fundamentally, it changes nothing. It changes nothing

(01:16:40):
about the relationship that he has with his daughter, nothing
at all. Because that guy's been there from zero. He
believed that she was his. He believes or she believes that,
you know, he's her father and that's her that's her dad.
And so I don't know, is it best for the
kid for the adults to bury this because it was
an adult decision that was made. And then maybe when
she's a little bit older and can sort of has

(01:17:03):
the maturity to be able to realize what we're saying,
which is that this man raised me, he's my dad.
It's okay. Yeah, I don't know if at thirteen you
have the worldview to be able to say that to yourself. Yeah,
I mean, it could really blow up her life. But
at the same time, this man could be so jaded.
He could he even he could even say I don't

(01:17:24):
want anything to do with her anymore. You know what
I'm saying, Like, that's not my daughter. Well, you like
to me this whole time. That's that's your problem.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
I think that she's abandoned.

Speaker 8 (01:17:31):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
I hate to say this, but that would be a
even though the dude is the victim here, that would
be a super jackass move on his part.

Speaker 1 (01:17:39):
But to find find years worth of email this she
is still talking.

Speaker 2 (01:17:43):
With that between he and his wife, that has nothing
to do with a kid, And that's the same.

Speaker 9 (01:17:47):
Like his mentality could be like, hey, like, you screwed
me over this whole time, Like that's not my daughter.

Speaker 1 (01:17:52):
I have no responsibilities for that.

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
How do you turn off love though that you have
for a child, You don't love a child just because
they're a part of you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
That's obviously a big part.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
You can love a child that's not if he never
knew nothing would ever be different, but he knows everything. Yeah,
so aboud as the child. Now everybody loses, That's what
I mean. That's what I mean. I think you gotta
do what's best for the kid ultimately. Dana, Hi, Hi,
how are you doing? Hey? Good morning? What do you
think Kikey's court? What say you?

Speaker 16 (01:18:22):
I think that she should definitely tell the daughter, but
honestly after getting a DNA test first, because just because
she had the affair with the guy, it may have
been a one night maybe a two night thing, it
doesn't necessarily mean that he's still the father. I would
still get a DNA test with the ex husband because
if she finds out five years from now, oops, sorry

(01:18:44):
you're yeah, but that really is your dad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
They're trying to figure out why this girl can make
such an incredible blended drink. They really want to know.
I mean, he can make a pina colada like nobody.
How do you know that at age thirteen? There's no
way that you could be that good? All right, Dana, exactly,
have a good day, Just like her dad doesn't even
drink and this is girls out here just making Margarita's

(01:19:07):
like a secret family recipe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
The bottle.

Speaker 2 (01:19:10):
Yes, she likes the stuff on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Giving shots to everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
How did you already know that she got? Report count
is perfect? It's like how it's like you were born
this way? Well, because I was, I hate don Hi, Hey,
what say you? Good morning? Welcome?

Speaker 13 (01:19:32):
Oh my goodness, good morning to you all. What I
say is this is a really sticky, nasty wicket for
this girl.

Speaker 19 (01:19:38):
And honestly, all secrets come out, so it's going to
come out one way or the other.

Speaker 13 (01:19:43):
But I hate think that it should not come out
now because it sounds like the dad, well.

Speaker 19 (01:19:49):
The father that she knows isn't a is in a
state of anger right now and it would come out angry.
And that's not the way to take this news. I
can't even imagine hearing would be the recipient of the news.
I think they need to take some time and then
come together to done with the.

Speaker 13 (01:20:04):
Girl and explain.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Yeah, I agree that that's a really that's a good observation,
because you're right, he's pissed right now and what he
really wants is revenge to hurt them, and it's going
to hurt the daughter as much or more. I mean,
the mom has lived with this for thirteen years, the
mom is known, the mom messed up a long time ago.
So it really is going to affect the daughter, I

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think the most.

Speaker 13 (01:20:27):
And I don't. Yes, and I don't think she's his focus.
His soon to be ex wife is his focus.

Speaker 19 (01:20:33):
And that's why I say, it's just going to be
angry coming out, and it's just going to be to
throw knives at the ex wife.

Speaker 13 (01:20:39):
And in the middle of the target is the daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:42):
Yeah, well, I feel like, you know again, I knew
my birth father and and he was involved for a while,
and then he wasn't. And I was raised by another
guy from the age of like nine until now. And
at the time that I was nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
it was all very confusing, and I didn't appreciate or
understand and what he was bringing into my life. Now,
as a forty year old, I look back and say,

(01:21:04):
I can see so clearly all the ways my life
was positively affected by this guy's presence. But so what
I mean is I think this is a message that
might be better delivered when she's a little bit older
and can say, all right, you know you were my dad,
you did do the job you did. You know you
provided for me, you got me to this point in
my life, like and maybe that helps salvage the relationship

(01:21:27):
between the two of them as opposed to now, I mean,
I don't know. Thirteen years old, you can be very emotional.
You might say, oh, I want I want the other guy,
I want the bartender guy. Now I don't want you anymore,
and you could there could be damage done that affects
her for the rest of her life. Very impressionable age.

Speaker 20 (01:21:41):
Yes, yeah, she's a thirteen year old girl. Trust me,
Girls at this age are starting to have the other
stuff going on for them then, just to be confusing
and rough and hormonal and everything like that. You don't
need this stick of dynamite thrown into the middle of
all that for this poor girl.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
It does, it does?

Speaker 13 (01:21:58):
We touched out a college ager's something like that, Wait
till then.

Speaker 1 (01:22:03):
Bring break to gobble. And that's another thing.

Speaker 10 (01:22:06):
The thing I'm worried about is that we're asking her
father to now become a part of the lie when
she's wait and tell her when she's eighteen, she's like Oh,
so you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:15):
Reliant best for the kids.

Speaker 13 (01:22:17):
But yeah, that's I agree, Fred. The thing is take
take both of them out of there. As far as yeah,
I know, it's like perpetrating the same thing, but the
focus is the focus is the daughter and the daughter's feelings.

Speaker 15 (01:22:31):
And imagine, Piky, I.

Speaker 13 (01:22:33):
Love you, by the way, I love all of you guys,
but I love your spirit. But you have to I mean,
imagine being the recipient of this news.

Speaker 19 (01:22:41):
I can't even I can't even imagine how my world
would turn he up down and and flip around and
turn around again.

Speaker 13 (01:22:49):
It's going to destroy everything she knows in her trust.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
So you say that people the people.

Speaker 13 (01:22:57):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:22:58):
Yes, yes, yes, thank you so much. John, have a
great day you too. Hold on. Oh my gosh, Brendan Brandan,
you've been through this.

Speaker 11 (01:23:05):
Uh oh yes, I've been through this.

Speaker 21 (01:23:08):
What happened, man, about six or seven months until my
daughter being born, I was known or let known that
the girls with with somebody else right before she got pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Okay, so did you tested DNA?

Speaker 11 (01:23:25):
We did get a DNA test and it did come
out to be in mine.

Speaker 21 (01:23:29):
But throughout that full process, I still love that girls
still wanted to be part of her life the whole time.
Obviously I was upset with the mom and that was
something that we had to work through on her own.

Speaker 11 (01:23:39):
But I think it's better just to truth always needed
to come out fast and fast before given more stuff
gets invested into it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
Yeah, Brandon, did you talk about I'm starting to rupt you,
but did you talk before you knew that the daughter
was yours? Did you talk about how you were going
to handle it? Were you just going to continue raising
the kid or did the other guy know? Or what
were you guys going to do?

Speaker 21 (01:24:01):
So the other guy wasn't even brought into the situation
for from what I was understanding.

Speaker 11 (01:24:07):
But I mean I had already spent that seven six
or seven.

Speaker 21 (01:24:10):
Months with the baby. I didn't want I didn't want
nobody else to be around that baby.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Yeah, but mm hmm, yeah, yeah, it makes sense. I'm
glad it worked out. I mean, are you I'm sure?
Go ahead?

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
No, no, you guys start?

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Did you did you reconcile with the baby's mom? Are
you guys still together? Oh?

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
Yeah, I mean that is still my child after DNA?
So everything's good.

Speaker 21 (01:24:31):
You know, you moved past stuff, didn't stay together, but
you know, that's something you got to do as a man.

Speaker 11 (01:24:38):
You know, you can go through stuff. At that point,
we weren't exactly together, so you can't really be too upset.

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
Yeah, okay, but I was just more upset.

Speaker 11 (01:24:48):
I wasn't. I didn't know about that until seven months
into you know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Yeah, can I ask how do I find out?

Speaker 2 (01:24:56):
Uh?

Speaker 11 (01:24:56):
She just all of a sudden had had had hard
to tell.

Speaker 13 (01:25:01):
Me all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
I respect her for that. I respect her for telling
you because people won't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Didn't exactly cheat on you. I guess it was a
blurry area. So yeah, good anyway, Yeah, in a way.

Speaker 11 (01:25:14):
She did, you know, cheat, But in a way we
weren't fully together.

Speaker 21 (01:25:18):
I was, I was in a different I was about
an hour away at work doing I was away a week.

Speaker 11 (01:25:25):
Doing uh for work. So speaking, we moved past it.

Speaker 21 (01:25:29):
But my biggest thing is I think she'll always see
up front especial situations where there's a lot of stuff that.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
Can be invested with this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Okay, Hey, Brendan, thank you for sharing that. Man, Have
a good day. Glad it worked out.

Speaker 11 (01:25:40):
Good, Have a good one man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Hey Teresa, good.

Speaker 1 (01:25:43):
Morning, good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Though Hey, love you to just to recapin Kiki's court here,
so make sure I get this right, Kiki Uh. A
woman and her husband had a baby thirteen years ago.
Woman realizes that it was a bartender in Mexico's baby,
tells her husband, who'd raised this girl along with her.
He's divorcing the woman now, and they're trying to decide

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he wants to tell the daughter that he's not actually
her birth father. And you know, we're sort of debating
here what the right thing to do is. What do
you think?

Speaker 15 (01:26:16):
I think all three adults are nassy.

Speaker 8 (01:26:19):
I think the husband that's getting a divorce from the
wife is massy because he wants to tell the child,
which could totally change her life. I think the woman
that cheated stayed in touch with the bartender because she
I think they did a DNA task I would assume,
because they're like still in touch with each other, and
she must give off the cheating type of feel because

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her husband went looking for stuff, found stuff and kept reading.
So to me, all three of those adults are Matthew.
The bartender are also massy because he should have obviously
want to be a part of her child.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
Yeah, that's why are they talking for thirteen years and
he's made no effort to do anything. I mean, I
guess I don't want to victor. I don't. I don't
want to villainize this man because I don't know him.
But I would think if he really wanted to have
a role, he would figure out a way.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
Yeah yeah, I mean maybe he has a life and kids.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
But it's like everyone in this situation is Mathew except
for the daughter.

Speaker 15 (01:27:13):
So I think they just need to do what's best
with the child.

Speaker 8 (01:27:16):
I agree, maybe tell her when she's a little bit older,
when she has a better understanding.

Speaker 15 (01:27:21):
Thirteen is like a super sensitive age. She's mealy goes
through all this other stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
So yeah, yeah, thank you, Teresa. I'm glad you called.
Have a good day. There's so many layers here too.
I mean, like the girl's going to wonder why didn't
the guy in Mexico want anything to do with me?
So she's gonna feel a band in some way? What
does my dad love me as much anymore? Do I
love him as much anymore? Because he's not really my
dad quote unquote, but he is. Yeah, he is her
dad because that's who raised her. You know that she

(01:27:47):
probably will have resentment towards her mother. I mean, there's
so many layers here to introduce to a young adult.

Speaker 10 (01:27:53):
I understand, but I feel like the longer we let
this lie live, the bigger it can it affects her.
Like I'm seeing a lot of people on the tech
saying that they were never told and then they took
a twenty three and meter to be funny or for fun,
and then they found out that their dad was not
actually their dad. And they're thirty five years old right now,
having to unpack all of the years of lies from
all of your parents.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
So she could be like, ooh, you got divorced when
I was thirteen, right, like you've.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
Known since then, Right, my own situation is going to
be like one hundred percent happy go look this though
she did not cheat responsibly, yes.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
Fred show constitution bad like she number one. Hold on.
So this Lisa, Hi, good morning, Welcome. This happened to
you almost exactly like this.

Speaker 15 (01:28:35):
Yes, yes, it's crazy. So long story shorts. When I
was thirteen years old, we were having Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
At my house.

Speaker 12 (01:28:44):
I'm I'm going to be fifty six now, so this
was a long time ago. And this girl, who I
thought was my cousin. Decides to tell me you're not
my cousin, you're my sister.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
And I was like what, I go, what are you
talking about? Damn?

Speaker 15 (01:28:58):
She's like, yeah, she goes, you're my sister. So we
went into the living room where everybody was that where all.

Speaker 12 (01:29:02):
The adults were at boy, and she tells her mom,
who I thought was my aunt, Yes, what tell her?

Speaker 13 (01:29:09):
Mommy?

Speaker 15 (01:29:09):
Tell her that she's your daughter.

Speaker 12 (01:29:11):
And everybody got silent, including my mom and dad, who
I thought were my mom and dad, And that, to me,
that was confirmation.

Speaker 15 (01:29:19):
And I went to my room. I flipped out. I
destroyed everything that my parents gave me.

Speaker 12 (01:29:25):
So I know, you know, it's a long story and
I don't want to get into more details, but I
think thirteen years was a very young age to find
this out. My parents eventually told me after I calmed down,
you know, later, that they were going to tell me.

Speaker 15 (01:29:41):
When I was older. But you know, because I was
involved in.

Speaker 12 (01:29:44):
Sports and dance and everything, they wanted me to stay
focused on my life and not you know, be an
emotional wreck.

Speaker 15 (01:29:53):
Which I was. So you know, I did it actually
get over it, and I.

Speaker 12 (01:29:56):
Love my parents dearly, who raised me ever talk to
my biological mom about it again, and that just created
a hate relationship with my biological sister.

Speaker 15 (01:30:08):
To this day, I don't talk to her.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
Oh wow, I don't mean to pry too much. I
know there were details you didn't want to share. But
did your dad cheat with your mom's sister? Is that
what happened?

Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
No, No, it was that's something. It's a completely opposite.
You know, it's not a story, but it was more
focus of the girl being thirteen, and I think I
was too young to find out. But no, my mom,
just my biological mom took off to Mexico because she
didn't want to deal with me because she already had
my sister, who was a year old.

Speaker 13 (01:30:37):
And you know, just left me with her sister.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
How could they tell that that girl like your cousin
or you know what I mean?

Speaker 12 (01:30:45):
Oh no, well I guess I guess my biological sister
knew a lot of the time, but our biological mother told.

Speaker 15 (01:30:53):
Her you better not ever say anything to her.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
That's what I'm saying. Telling her is wrong telling a
little girl.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Yeah. Wow, wow, Hey Lisa, thank you for sharing that.
I'm glad it sounds like you were able to work
it out, and you have a good relationship with your parents,
you know, in spite of all this.

Speaker 15 (01:31:09):
So thank you for calling myself of daughters.

Speaker 12 (01:31:13):
I think thirteen years is to you, especially in today's society,
with a lot of these kids already dealing, you know,
going through CLOVID and just you know, the generation.

Speaker 15 (01:31:23):
It's so different today. I really think the little girl would.

Speaker 12 (01:31:26):
Struggle and the dad is, like you said, he's angry,
But I don't think he should.

Speaker 15 (01:31:32):
Tell her because he's going to tell her because he's angry.

Speaker 2 (01:31:35):
At the very least, he needs to be a parent.

Speaker 15 (01:31:37):
Yeah, wait until she's a little older.

Speaker 2 (01:31:39):
He needs to work through it with therapy or with
the wife or whatever. He needs to get to a
place where he's not so angry. Yeah, at the very minimum,
but yeah, at leasta, Thank you so much. Have a
great day, do you guys as well?

Speaker 12 (01:31:51):
I love you guys so much. You need my morning
so much better. When I'm into my hour commute to work, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
God, bless you. You know, I'm sorry for the hour commute,
but if it's not twenty minutes that's also okay. Yeah,
you know, like hours. Honestly, if you want to go
the long way. It's all it's cool, We don't mind
by Lisa.

Speaker 12 (01:32:08):
By guys, have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Yeah, because that's the thing. If he doesn't handle this right,
he The sad part is if the if the guy
who raised this girl doesn't handle it right, he loses
his wife, his daughter, you know what I mean, And
he didn't even do it, and he can't go to Cabbo.
I'll be honest, man, I mean, Saloom is Salome is

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Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Like I get the dogs have to like clean themselves.
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