June 24, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Live Nation. Shout out to the lady at Dunkin Donuts
this morning. Duncan not dunkin Donuts. It's just Duncan. They
don't pay me anymore, so just I don't have to
get it right. But anyway, well, I used to feel
bad because I dunkin Donuts. It just rolls off the tongus,
is what I've always said my whole life. And then
(00:45):
you know it is Duncan because they sell more than donuts.
And then I felt bad because I'm like, well they
pay me, they don't pay me anymore. Yeah, right right,
so that's right exactly. Shout out to her apparently, wait, bellahmy,
get bellamin in here, bellahemine has to tell the story
because I won't, I won't do it justice.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But I just I just want to.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I want to thought your prayers to the lady of
Duncan this morning because I'm feeling I'm feeling for her
and I'm feeling for Kiki, and I'll tell you why
in just a second. The entertainment report is on the way.
We'll do uh stay or goal debates in relationship drama
that I mention waiting by the phone. I don't know
it's coming up to Why did somebody get ghosted? What
are you working on for?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Reports?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
K health update from Miss jesse Ja, a very long
awaited upcoming album, and I will tell you who invited
their ex to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, don't let it slam, don't. We're learning.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We're learning because why would we have softwoiet doors in
a radio station? Why would we do bellahamine, you went
to get the coffee this morning?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, and and and and.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What happened exactly like like the woman there shared something
very very private with you as she was giving you
things that she prepared for us to consume.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
In our bodies, very personal, which I kind of appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was like, she feels safe with me, okay, so
you you walk up to get because she didn't say
it to me because I went in there and got
my cast, she didn't say anything, and she also didn't
have a lot to say.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
She wasn't real talkative. And now I think I understand why.
All I said was hey, how are you?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Because I did that every time I pick up my
coffee and she goes, oh, I'm not feeling too well,
and I was like, oh no, like thinking like maybe
she's got a cold, like I was sick last week
when I was going.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right, or I'm hot, you know, it's so hot.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
She goes, oh, my stomach's not feeling too good, and
I was like, oh, that's too bad. She goes, yeah,
like I had an I was trying to get into
a twenty four hour duncan before I got here because
I had to go to the bathroom and apparently it
was clothes, which is weird because it's twenty four hours and.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh no, she shared with you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah that she that she she she pooped herself. She
did this morning and then and then my first thought
was as as I'm sipping sipping my drink, I'm thinking, hmmm, yeah, wow, Okay,
well that's thank you for the neuro virus that I
just got her whatever whatever it is. More questions, Well,
then thank you for the follow up, because I might
(03:07):
have walked away and just and as I walked away
thrown the coffee out.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But but no, you asked follow ups, which.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Were, well, I wanted to make sure we were safe,
you know, like, how did she get this stomach virus?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know what was going on?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was like, you know, because I had neuro virus
a couple of weeks ago and it was terrible. So
I was like, you know, like did you eat something wrong?
And she goes, oh, yeah, like she had. Well, I
don't want to well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's a long.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But when you say no, one can tell, like like,
I'm so glad. I'm so glad that you mumbled it
like that, because now nobody she had a particularly bad
events with them. But then she also shared with you
that she she did go home somehow, between between that
incident and opening her own duncan store this morning, she
(03:56):
went home and took a shower.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She did share that with you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As well of her very polite. I don't yeah, I
think that's that's the only option. I mean, if something
like that happens to you, then you know, it sounds.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Like she needs to call off poisoning. Okay, yeah, you're
not going to have a good time.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I appreciate the dedication of the craft.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I mean, yeah, you know, wait a minute, she got
to get it back up and then she can call off.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeh see, you got coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I don't mean I'm not going to really get
like too much into detail, but you guys get a
little a little risky with with that within the how
do I say it? With the number two type activities,
like if I wake up in the morning, right like
let's say I wake up at four thirty and my
belly and my little tummy's not feeling well, or maybe
in the middle of the night, if I think that
we might have an issue that's going to prevent me
(04:41):
from being able to sit here for forty five minutes
at a time, then you just get a text from me,
I'm not coming, Like I just don't leave. Like I'm
at a point in my life where I don't if
there's any chance that leaving the house is a dangerous activity.
If there's any chance that we might find ourselves banging
on the door of a twenty four hour duncan, that's
not open. If we're finding ourselves in a position where
(05:02):
the public bathroom is going to be a mandatory experience,
then I probably am not leaving the house. That's where
I'm at in my life.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It never comes on fast for you, Like I've had
something come on, like within seconds, can then be time
to party?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh yeah, not unless there were there were signs okay,
oh yeah, No, Like I'm not just sitting here right
now drinking my coffee and I'm like, in ten seconds,
I'm gonna have to go home and take a shower.
Like no, that's never No, I wouldn't say it's never happened,
but no. But like if I wait, if i'm if
I know that we're a little touch and go, of course,
you know. If I know that, like, oh boy, I
don't think I can get till six fifty four whatever,
(05:38):
I don't think I can do it, well, then then
I'm I'm just gonna go ahead and not yeah for
the day, and I'm not gonna I'm I'm gonna stay
at home and I'm gonna I'm not gonna get too
far away.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I followed that role, I'd never be here.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, well, then what more do you ask yourself? Like self,
that's not a normal way to live. So maybe I'm
allergic to something. Maybe I'm consuming something I shouldn't. Maybe
my diet's not right, you know what I mean? Like,
I guess, at what point are we living in under
this sort of direst before we say, like lifestyle changes
(06:10):
are in order.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
I mean, there's always a chance, no way to live,
like honestly, like I cheese though, Like we're here because
we care about you, Jason, but your friendship is affecting me,
affecting me negatively in the following ways.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
There's a fifty to fifty shot.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I might put myself every single time right every game,
depending on what I eat.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know anyway. So she didn't look okay or
in a good mood. But we did get a shower
in like some handwashing.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's soy fine, Okay, she needs to
go home.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah for her.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There should be no part of this coffee that she
touched except for the cop So we should be okay
because no one got food.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I don't think I.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Always use a clean honestly, you know, I love a
clean Yeah what not like that?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All that an emergency shower cleanse either way, honestly that weight.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Shops then I'm very happy.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
That is not a healthy Wait, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Like after you know, a few weeks of healthy eating
and exercising. Sometimes I think I'm just one stomach flue
away from being like in Men's Health or something, or
like on the cover of Sports Illustrated for you know,
over forty crowd.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But yeah, I'm real close.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like that's all it would really take, is maybe just
one night stomach flu Yeah, you know, to get me
ready for a summer vacation kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But but I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't wish it on anybody, especially the Lady of Duncan,
an essential part of our day.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, well she's alive.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
WHOA, I just had to grab I grab my pearls.
I clutched my P.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
She's alive, said r I P.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Now someone said, say text to someone talking about going
number two for for some of reason, makes me have
to go some messed up All right, Well that's all
it takes. You're welcome yeah, right, if you're nearby the facilities,
that's good. Now, Kiki, I'm worried about you because you said, wait,
I love how okay guys.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That No it's not no no no, you don't do it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
No no no no no no no, you're bad now,
you're bad at all.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
But we I've shared it before.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
People ask sometimes the last meme over the weekend, the
guys the Guys trip were like, hey, so how it
work get the Boys Trip?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
How?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh I I got? I got text all because now
I'm on the I'm on the Boys Trip. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I was.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was accused of agism by the group like oh you,
oh you were old or whatever. I'm like, well, you're
older than me. You are, I mean, if you're close
to sixty, you're significantly older than I am. And there's
nothing wrong with that. I'm I mean, that's you need
to just facts. But but we have They're like, how
do you guys do like different topics and and stuff
like that. I said, well, you know, I go through
(08:49):
a bunch of stuff and then everybody contributes to we
have this shared document. We all have access to it,
and everyone writes their ideas. For some people. It's more
of a diary, it's more of a decompression, sort of
just just a memory dumb because sometimes I'll read the
topics and say, now, how exactly did you intend for
me to use this on the radio, Like this is
just you talking, and I love all of you, but
(09:09):
sometimes I'm just like, not tell me again how you
wanted me to incorporate that into a topic. But then,
but the funny part is like you'll write something this
morning on the sheet and then I'll be like, y o,
kicky man, I'm feeling for you, and you'll be, oh,
what what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Now you're not the only one that does it, but
it's like you forgot what you wrote an hour ago.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I did, Like I just I write it down and
then it's out of there. It's out of my brain.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And then you get anxiety about me bringing up something
that you or people will act shocked like how did
you know that?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, you wrote it down, you wrote it. Can I
remember what we wrote?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh gosh, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Anyway, so it says here Google told me that I
have a blood clot so I'll be standing more. It's
one his Google diagnosed you with by the way. Can
I also say thank you for your for your thought
and then how it could be implemented into a radio topic. No,
I usually can can can find a way, you know,
it's sort of what I'm paid for and doing it
for a minute. You're good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, people write like you know the direction that you
would like us to incorporate it. You know, so as
supposed to just I went to the grocery store yesterday.
Brain dump period a period. Boy, Yeah, I am queen
of just writing things.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, no, it did.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It'll be like Colleena will be I rode a bicycle yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Period.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Figure it out and then it's like, so, Paulina, now
to tell us about the last time that you wycle.
Everybody would call? They would they would for an hour,
well they would for an hour, and then Jason and
I would sit around in the in the writer's room
and come up with a concept that we thought was brilliant,
and nobody would call. Nobody would call, but then it
would be call now the last time that you pooped yourself?
(10:47):
And the phones would ring for three hours. Anyway, So
why do you think you have a blood clot?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yesterday, I got a real sharp pain in my leg and.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I just Google, you know, like shark pain and late
and it was like, you know it could be from exercise.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Well we know that's not the reason.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
And then it was like, well, it could be a
blood clot, and I said, and I went, I searched
the symptoms.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I love how it's a dialogue between you and Google.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And I said, doing Google.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then Google had some kind of exclamation. Well, Google said,
well that's all.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I read it, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So first it was maybe an exercise related pain, but
that that couldn't.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Be could not be the case.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
So then I'm like, wow, okay, So I Googled and
he said, okay, it could be a blood clot. So
I looked up the symptoms of a blood line and
I'm like, yeah, sits a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It says, now you sit a lot. I said, yeah,
I do. I said a lot.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
I know you can get one, not a symptom of
well that's what it said, okay, And so I'm at
home like wow, and then it starts it tells me
that your leg might get warm, and I've run, I
touched my leg.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I'm like, oh man, it's one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I forget about the fact that it's ninety four degrees yesterday.
That couldn't have had anything to do with it, any
sort of warm sensation. But okay, all right, so now
your leg doesn't work it's warm and you go man.
And then Google said, well, and.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So man, I just figured I better get my affairs
an order. Yeah, so I wrote out, you know what,
lux will get. It all goes down here, but you know,
secure this. I'm going to be standing a lot more.
I'm going to walk during commercial breaks and stuff like
that because I happen.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I got to work out this blood clot.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't curiousself quickly eight five five five nine. I
think it's happened to all of us.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But what have you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What did Google tell you that you had and you
didn't have it? Because I've anytime I don't feel well
for any reason like pain in my in my left stomach,
bottom left stomach. That could be anything from you ate coffee,
from a woman who pooped yourself this morning, to you
(12:55):
have pancreatic cancer. Yeah, honestly. And so I'll go to
the doctor and be like, doctor, it's over, Like it's over.
I'll tell him I only have three weeks to live,
and he'll be like, Okay, well tell me more. Why hot, Well,
because I have pancreatic cancer obvious, Well you don't. You
don't like, well, you don't know that, you haven't investigated
(13:17):
it yet.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You haven't. Well, I just you don't. You know, you
don't have that, but it will tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
So basically, the rule I have with my doctor is
don't do not Google. Do not Google. Don't do it.
Come here and I tell me, and I will look
and I will tell you, and I will I will
look at the you know, we'll take tests or whatever,
and I will tell you if you have pancreatic cancer
or not.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Google will not know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So it's generally a good idea not to Google, because
I think it for whatever reason, Google it loves to
just tell you that you have the most extreme case
of anything that you type in.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
My doctor actually has a sign in her office that says,
don't confuse your Google search with my doctoral degree.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah that's a little bit, that's a little sassy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Is she's sick of us coming in there with ourselves diagnoses.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, Jason and I used to be convinced that he
had lime disease I.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Thought I had.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Oh yeah, that was two days ago.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We thought that it used to be.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I mean, like recently, we were we were battling line possibly.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I was a survivor.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Yeah, wow, but wow I had lime disease.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Turn out that you don't, though. I don't have lime disease.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
No, just some just some bugs in my shirt one
day that I thought were ticks. They gave me lime disease.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't for the bugs. I don't
think I would have thought lime disease, you know, but
that's how you get lie.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
But when all the signs are there, right, And then
I had joint pain, yep, it might be a blue clot.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't google symptoms like Google issues wrong with my
car and I always need a new engine.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I mean, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's what I mean is if you type something in,
Google just loves to tell you the worst possible scenario
of whatever it could be. Google told me I was pregnant,
but you and you have to happen first. Oh, I see,
so you weren't even there was no you know, Shenanigan.
There weren't even to me, shenan Against. But somehow you
were pregnant. Google said you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I get that one though, Like they always test you
at the doctor, and like, even if I know there's
not a possibility, I'm like, well I am, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I think.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, I thought that a few times myself.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's kind of amazing Alzheimer's because I keep forgetting things.
Oh same yeah, early on set for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Same. Doctor just wants to make money for consultation. No,
I think doctor wants to accurately diagnose you because Google's
not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So you, uh, Nina, you google what your car is doing.
You're the one.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And every time it's a new engine, huh yes. Wow, man,
how many new engines have you bought?
Speaker 10 (15:46):
I've actually only bought one new engine, but not in
the car that I'm currently driving.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I would think once I bought the new engine, then
the problems would no longer be associated with set engine
because it was, you know, so I would need to
buy another one.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh that's exactly what I thought too. So they replaced
the engine on my one car and it worked. Sure,
the car drove, but it messed up everything else inside
my car. So I ended up having to get rid
of that car anyways.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Wow, And how the dialogue go that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It go like, some's wrong with my car, and Google went, well,
I think you probably need a new engine, and you
were like, damn Google, yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
And then when I brought it to the shop, it
actually was right.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So well, now hold on a minute, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And I'm sure this isn't true at mechanic Mike at
the Gay Rise, I'm sure he would never do this.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
There are some unscobulous, unscrupulous folks out there in the world.
And if I walked into it a garage and I said,
Google says I need a new engine, odds, guys are
gonna be like, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you do. Absolutely.
He came in here with new engine on the brain,
and so I sold it to her. You know, that's
why when I when some's wrong with my car, even
(16:54):
if I know what it is, I wait for them
to tell me because first I want to see it.
I want to see if I'm right, And second of all,
I want to see like if there's a cheaper fix
but they're giving Yeah.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
You know, that's kind of what I did. I tried
to tell him like I didn't tell him I needed
the edge and right away they're the ones who told
me I needed the D And I was like, oh,
sounds about right because that's what Google said.
Speaker 12 (17:14):
So I just like a lot of them do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Anyways, Well, thank you, Nina, have a good day too.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This is a Sebastian Maniscalco bit about not only the garage,
and it's about the body shop, and then it's about
uh and he has a similar bit. I think it's
a different bit, but it's about when people come to
fix your house, and it's the same spiel. You know,
you'll go, you'll go to the body shop and you
pull in and like everyone looks at your car like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
God, how did Oh my god. And then there's always
the one guy.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That they this is his bit, and they pulled like
the they pulled the general manager out of the office
and then he comes out and he looks like you
just got hit by a truck. Oh my god, what
oh wow, wow, man, I don't think woo. You know,
normally we'd be able to buff this out, but it's
an inch to the all boy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
We're gonna have to replace a whole car.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
My favorite ism always being like I don't know how
you're driving safe on the road like this, yes, Like
I'm just happy you made it here.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I'm like sometimes people's tires be that ball to where
I'm like, you should not be dry, like you are
a hazard to the public.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I guess that could be.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But the workman that comes over and is like, you know,
in thirty years, I've never seen anything like this really,
or the Sebastian meniscalcole bit about the guy, and it's like,
you know, if you want this, this wall is crooked,
If you want it to be.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Crooked forever, that's fine. We'll leave it like this.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We can leave it like this. But if you if
you want a crooked wall, that's fine. And you looking
at your wall like, well, I don't want a crooked wall.
It looks fine to me, like hey, hey, hey, if
you're okay with that, then we'll leave it. You know,
we'll leave it. We'll leave And it's so true though, Yes, anyway,
I don't know how we got from Lady at Duncan
pooping herself to crooked walls, but we did be careful
out there, fam when it comes to to Google examinations.
(18:57):
But I don't think you have a blood clut.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't. But here's the thing. If you thought you did, Now,
why would you think not that you winked your eye?
Is it because I don't think you do?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Because because I don't think Google's right very often I think,
I think, I think it goes to the worst extreme.
But if there's any possibility, why wouldn't you just go
to the doctor and then I'll tell.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
You, Yeah, you're just talking crazy? You know how long man,
that's a whole process.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That is, if your only symptoms are one shooting pain
and a warm leg, I would venture to say that
you're okay.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I mean stretch. I don't know. Hey, Kim, good morning,
How you doing good?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Hi? Kim?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Google? Are you pregnant currently?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, but you were, and you were googling things all
the time. Do I want to know what you were googling?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
No? It was just like the randommest things, Like if
I had like a weird pain, I'd be like pain
here and here?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
While pregnant?
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Is this normal?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh no?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And before long it's like there are seven babies in
there with foreheads. Oh no, not the seven babies with
four heads that you I mean, it tells you the
worst thing, right, yeah, and then.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
It's always like, okay, consult your medical professional. And I'm like,
they're gonna think I'm wild if I call them.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I'm surprised that the doctors aren't calling up people well,
mainly because they don't listen to us. But if they did,
I think they would be like that. They would tell
you that Google's the worst possible thing. Because if everyone
walks in thinking that it is the worst possible scenario,
and it is usual in my experience, it has never
been what Google said it was ever.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yep. So anyway, everything's okay, Yeah, everything's.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Okay now, but you know the you know, thinking about
it in the past and like, uh this, I just
don't want it to get worse and keep doing that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
All right, Well, you stay off there, You stay off
of there, Kim. All right, have a good day, you too,
Love you guys, Thanks for listening. Love you too. If
you have an initial call here, I'll tell you it's
not what you think it is. I'll tell you. I'll
talk you out the ledge, even though I'm doing the
same thing myself. Hey Karina, Hi, Hi, So what happened
with Google?
Speaker 12 (20:55):
So my friend has a thing with searching every sign
and symptom. Ever, so she would record herself crying at
three am and send it to us after convincing herself
that she's like, oh, I have cancer now, and then
we would have to talk her off the ledge every
single time for every new disease that she has.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I think your friend needs to seeks a mental health
treatment because anyone who's taking video of themselves crying and
then sending it is that necessary? Like can you just
call me crying and then I'll know you're crying? Like
why do I need to mass distribute my drama?
Speaker 12 (21:29):
The visual reference just always helps, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Like I would believe you, Like if you called me
and said, man, I was crying all night because I
think I have cancer from Google told me that, Like
that's good enough. I don't need to see the video
of your crying necessarily true, right, But anyway, she's okay,
though I bet she didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Have it, right, no cancer, no cancer.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Yeah, because of Google search, she did diagnose her for
your husband with like a weird mole, so she'd actually
caught him.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, Well, you've just.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Done did everything we did for the last twenty minutes
that Google was right, So Karina have a good day.
She's like for the last twenty minutes, like Google's never right.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, but then we did. We were able to discover
a very rare mole and save the man's life.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
See okay, well, don't listen to us.
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Live Nation. Shout out to the lady at Dunkin Donuts
this morning. Duncan not dunkin Donuts. It's just Duncan. They
don't pay me anymore, so just I don't have to
get it right. But anyway, well, I used to feel
bad because I dunkin Donuts. It just rolls off the tongus,
is what I've always said my whole life. And then
(00:45):
you know it is Duncan because they sell more than donuts.
And then I felt bad because I'm like, well they
pay me, they don't pay me anymore. Yeah, right right,
so that's right exactly. Shout out to her apparently, wait, bellahmy,
get bellamin in here, bellahemine has to tell the story
because I won't, I won't do it justice.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
But I just I just want to.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I want to thought your prayers to the lady of
Duncan this morning because I'm feeling I'm feeling for her
and I'm feeling for Kiki, and I'll tell you why
in just a second. The entertainment report is on the way.
We'll do uh stay or goal debates in relationship drama
that I mention waiting by the phone. I don't know
it's coming up to Why did somebody get ghosted? What
are you working on for?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Reports?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
K health update from Miss jesse Ja, a very long
awaited upcoming album, and I will tell you who invited
their ex to their wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay, don't let it slam, don't. We're learning.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
We're learning because why would we have softwoiet doors in
a radio station? Why would we do bellahamine, you went
to get the coffee this morning?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, and and and and.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
What happened exactly like like the woman there shared something
very very private with you as she was giving you
things that she prepared for us to consume.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
In our bodies, very personal, which I kind of appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was like, she feels safe with me, okay, so
you you walk up to get because she didn't say
it to me because I went in there and got
my cast, she didn't say anything, and she also didn't
have a lot to say.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
She wasn't real talkative. And now I think I understand why.
All I said was hey, how are you?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Because I did that every time I pick up my
coffee and she goes, oh, I'm not feeling too well,
and I was like, oh no, like thinking like maybe
she's got a cold, like I was sick last week
when I was going.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Right, or I'm hot, you know, it's so hot.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
She goes, oh, my stomach's not feeling too good, and
I was like, oh, that's too bad. She goes, yeah,
like I had an I was trying to get into
a twenty four hour duncan before I got here because
I had to go to the bathroom and apparently it
was clothes, which is weird because it's twenty four hours and.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
I didn't make it.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh no, she shared with you.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah that she that she she she pooped herself. She
did this morning and then and then my first thought
was as as I'm sipping sipping my drink, I'm thinking, hmmm, yeah, wow, Okay,
well that's thank you for the neuro virus that I
just got her whatever whatever it is. More questions, Well,
then thank you for the follow up, because I might
(03:07):
have walked away and just and as I walked away
thrown the coffee out.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
But but no, you asked follow ups, which.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Were, well, I wanted to make sure we were safe,
you know, like, how did she get this stomach virus?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
You know what was going on?
Speaker 4 (03:20):
I was like, you know, because I had neuro virus
a couple of weeks ago and it was terrible. So
I was like, you know, like did you eat something wrong?
And she goes, oh, yeah, like she had. Well, I
don't want to well.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
That's a long.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But when you say no, one can tell, like like,
I'm so glad. I'm so glad that you mumbled it
like that, because now nobody she had a particularly bad
events with them. But then she also shared with you
that she she did go home somehow, between between that
incident and opening her own duncan store this morning, she
(03:56):
went home and took a shower.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
She did share that with you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
As well of her very polite. I don't yeah, I
think that's that's the only option. I mean, if something
like that happens to you, then you know, it sounds.
Speaker 6 (04:06):
Like she needs to call off poisoning. Okay, yeah, you're
not going to have a good time.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I appreciate the dedication of the craft.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I mean, yeah, you know, wait a minute, she got
to get it back up and then she can call off.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Yeh see, you got coffee.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
And I don't mean I'm not going to really get
like too much into detail, but you guys get a
little a little risky with with that within the how
do I say it? With the number two type activities,
like if I wake up in the morning, right like
let's say I wake up at four thirty and my
belly and my little tummy's not feeling well, or maybe
in the middle of the night, if I think that
we might have an issue that's going to prevent me
(04:41):
from being able to sit here for forty five minutes
at a time, then you just get a text from me,
I'm not coming, Like I just don't leave. Like I'm
at a point in my life where I don't if
there's any chance that leaving the house is a dangerous activity.
If there's any chance that we might find ourselves banging
on the door of a twenty four hour duncan, that's
not open. If we're finding ourselves in a position where
(05:02):
the public bathroom is going to be a mandatory experience,
then I probably am not leaving the house. That's where
I'm at in my life.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
It never comes on fast for you, Like I've had
something come on, like within seconds, can then be time
to party?
Speaker 8 (05:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Oh yeah, not unless there were there were signs okay,
oh yeah, No, Like I'm not just sitting here right
now drinking my coffee and I'm like, in ten seconds,
I'm gonna have to go home and take a shower.
Like no, that's never No, I wouldn't say it's never happened,
but no. But like if I wait, if i'm if
I know that we're a little touch and go, of course,
you know. If I know that, like, oh boy, I
don't think I can get till six fifty four whatever,
(05:38):
I don't think I can do it, well, then then
I'm I'm just gonna go ahead and not yeah for
the day, and I'm not gonna I'm I'm gonna stay
at home and I'm gonna I'm not gonna get too
far away.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I followed that role, I'd never be here.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Yeah, well, then what more do you ask yourself? Like self,
that's not a normal way to live. So maybe I'm
allergic to something. Maybe I'm consuming something I shouldn't. Maybe
my diet's not right, you know what I mean? Like,
I guess, at what point are we living in under
this sort of direst before we say, like lifestyle changes
(06:10):
are in order.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
I mean, there's always a chance, no way to live,
like honestly, like I cheese though, Like we're here because
we care about you, Jason, but your friendship is affecting me,
affecting me negatively in the following ways.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
There's a fifty to fifty shot.
Speaker 9 (06:29):
I might put myself every single time right every game,
depending on what I eat.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I don't know anyway. So she didn't look okay or
in a good mood. But we did get a shower
in like some handwashing.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's soy fine, Okay, she needs to
go home.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah for her.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
There should be no part of this coffee that she
touched except for the cop So we should be okay
because no one got food.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
I don't think I.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Always use a clean honestly, you know, I love a
clean Yeah what not like that?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
All that an emergency shower cleanse either way, honestly that weight.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Shops then I'm very happy.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
That is not a healthy Wait, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Like after you know, a few weeks of healthy eating
and exercising. Sometimes I think I'm just one stomach flue
away from being like in Men's Health or something, or
like on the cover of Sports Illustrated for you know,
over forty crowd.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
But yeah, I'm real close.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Like that's all it would really take, is maybe just
one night stomach flu Yeah, you know, to get me
ready for a summer vacation kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
But but I don't.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't wish it on anybody, especially the Lady of Duncan,
an essential part of our day.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah, well she's alive.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
WHOA, I just had to grab I grab my pearls.
I clutched my P.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
She's alive, said r I P.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Now someone said, say text to someone talking about going
number two for for some of reason, makes me have
to go some messed up All right, Well that's all
it takes. You're welcome yeah, right, if you're nearby the facilities,
that's good. Now, Kiki, I'm worried about you because you said, wait,
I love how okay guys.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
That No it's not no no no, you don't do it.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
No no no no no no no, you're bad now,
you're bad at all.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
But we I've shared it before.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
People ask sometimes the last meme over the weekend, the
guys the Guys trip were like, hey, so how it
work get the Boys Trip?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
How?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh I I got? I got text all because now
I'm on the I'm on the Boys Trip. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
I was.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I was accused of agism by the group like oh you,
oh you were old or whatever. I'm like, well, you're
older than me. You are, I mean, if you're close
to sixty, you're significantly older than I am. And there's
nothing wrong with that. I'm I mean, that's you need
to just facts. But but we have They're like, how
do you guys do like different topics and and stuff
like that. I said, well, you know, I go through
(08:49):
a bunch of stuff and then everybody contributes to we
have this shared document. We all have access to it,
and everyone writes their ideas. For some people. It's more
of a diary, it's more of a decompression, sort of
just just a memory dumb because sometimes I'll read the
topics and say, now, how exactly did you intend for
me to use this on the radio, Like this is
just you talking, and I love all of you, but
(09:09):
sometimes I'm just like, not tell me again how you
wanted me to incorporate that into a topic. But then,
but the funny part is like you'll write something this
morning on the sheet and then I'll be like, y o,
kicky man, I'm feeling for you, and you'll be, oh,
what what do you mean?
Speaker 8 (09:23):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Now you're not the only one that does it, but
it's like you forgot what you wrote an hour ago.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
I did, Like I just I write it down and
then it's out of there. It's out of my brain.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
And then you get anxiety about me bringing up something
that you or people will act shocked like how did
you know that?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Well, you wrote it down, you wrote it. Can I
remember what we wrote?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh gosh, I know.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Anyway, so it says here Google told me that I
have a blood clot so I'll be standing more. It's
one his Google diagnosed you with by the way. Can
I also say thank you for your for your thought
and then how it could be implemented into a radio topic. No,
I usually can can can find a way, you know,
it's sort of what I'm paid for and doing it
for a minute. You're good, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 10 (10:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Yeah, people write like you know the direction that you
would like us to incorporate it. You know, so as
supposed to just I went to the grocery store yesterday.
Brain dump period a period. Boy, Yeah, I am queen
of just writing things.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, no, it did.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
It'll be like Colleena will be I rode a bicycle yesterday.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Period.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Figure it out and then it's like, so, Paulina, now
to tell us about the last time that you wycle.
Everybody would call? They would they would for an hour,
well they would for an hour, and then Jason and
I would sit around in the in the writer's room
and come up with a concept that we thought was brilliant,
and nobody would call. Nobody would call, but then it
would be call now the last time that you pooped yourself?
(10:47):
And the phones would ring for three hours. Anyway, So
why do you think you have a blood clot?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
Yesterday, I got a real sharp pain in my leg and.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
I just Google, you know, like shark pain and late
and it was like, you know it could be from exercise.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Well we know that's not the reason.
Speaker 7 (11:05):
And then it was like, well, it could be a
blood clot, and I said, and I went, I searched
the symptoms.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
I love how it's a dialogue between you and Google.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
And I said, doing Google.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
And then Google had some kind of exclamation. Well, Google said,
well that's all.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I read it, all right.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So first it was maybe an exercise related pain, but
that that couldn't.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Be could not be the case.
Speaker 7 (11:27):
So then I'm like, wow, okay, So I Googled and
he said, okay, it could be a blood clot. So
I looked up the symptoms of a blood line and
I'm like, yeah, sits a lot.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
It says, now you sit a lot. I said, yeah,
I do. I said a lot.
Speaker 11 (11:40):
I know you can get one, not a symptom of
well that's what it said, okay, And so I'm at
home like wow, and then it starts it tells me
that your leg might get warm, and I've run, I
touched my leg.
Speaker 6 (11:53):
I'm like, oh man, it's one.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I forget about the fact that it's ninety four degrees yesterday.
That couldn't have had anything to do with it, any
sort of warm sensation. But okay, all right, so now
your leg doesn't work it's warm and you go man.
And then Google said, well, and.
Speaker 7 (12:10):
So man, I just figured I better get my affairs
an order. Yeah, so I wrote out, you know what,
lux will get. It all goes down here, but you know,
secure this. I'm going to be standing a lot more.
I'm going to walk during commercial breaks and stuff like
that because I happen.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I got to work out this blood clot.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I don't curiousself quickly eight five five five nine. I
think it's happened to all of us.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
But what have you?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
What did Google tell you that you had and you
didn't have it? Because I've anytime I don't feel well
for any reason like pain in my in my left stomach,
bottom left stomach. That could be anything from you ate coffee,
from a woman who pooped yourself this morning, to you
(12:55):
have pancreatic cancer. Yeah, honestly. And so I'll go to
the doctor and be like, doctor, it's over, Like it's over.
I'll tell him I only have three weeks to live,
and he'll be like, Okay, well tell me more. Why hot, Well,
because I have pancreatic cancer obvious, Well you don't. You
don't like, well, you don't know that, you haven't investigated
(13:17):
it yet.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You haven't. Well, I just you don't. You know, you
don't have that, but it will tell you.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
So basically, the rule I have with my doctor is
don't do not Google. Do not Google. Don't do it.
Come here and I tell me, and I will look
and I will tell you, and I will I will
look at the you know, we'll take tests or whatever,
and I will tell you if you have pancreatic cancer
or not.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
The Google will not know.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So it's generally a good idea not to Google, because
I think it for whatever reason, Google it loves to
just tell you that you have the most extreme case
of anything that you type in.
Speaker 6 (13:48):
That's true.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
My doctor actually has a sign in her office that says,
don't confuse your Google search with my doctoral degree.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah that's a little bit, that's a little sassy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 7 (14:00):
Is she's sick of us coming in there with ourselves diagnoses.
Speaker 6 (14:03):
Yeah, Jason and I used to be convinced that he
had lime disease I.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Thought I had.
Speaker 6 (14:08):
Oh yeah, that was two days ago.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
We thought that it used to be.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
I mean, like recently, we were we were battling line possibly.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I was a survivor.
Speaker 9 (14:16):
Yeah, wow, but wow I had lime disease.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Turn out that you don't, though. I don't have lime disease.
Speaker 9 (14:22):
No, just some just some bugs in my shirt one
day that I thought were ticks. They gave me lime disease.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Yeah, okay, so it wasn't for the bugs. I don't
think I would have thought lime disease, you know, but
that's how you get lie.
Speaker 7 (14:33):
But when all the signs are there, right, And then
I had joint pain, yep, it might be a blue clot.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I don't google symptoms like Google issues wrong with my
car and I always need a new engine.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
I mean, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's what I mean is if you type something in,
Google just loves to tell you the worst possible scenario
of whatever it could be. Google told me I was pregnant,
but you and you have to happen first. Oh, I see,
so you weren't even there was no you know, Shenanigan.
There weren't even to me, shenan Against. But somehow you
were pregnant. Google said you were pregnant.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I get that one though, Like they always test you
at the doctor, and like, even if I know there's
not a possibility, I'm like, well I am, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
I think.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Yeah, I thought that a few times myself.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It's kind of amazing Alzheimer's because I keep forgetting things.
Oh same yeah, early on set for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Same. Doctor just wants to make money for consultation. No,
I think doctor wants to accurately diagnose you because Google's
not going to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
So you, uh, Nina, you google what your car is doing.
You're the one.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
And every time it's a new engine, huh yes. Wow, man,
how many new engines have you bought?
Speaker 10 (15:46):
I've actually only bought one new engine, but not in
the car that I'm currently driving.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I would think once I bought the new engine, then
the problems would no longer be associated with set engine
because it was, you know, so I would need to
buy another one.
Speaker 10 (16:00):
Oh that's exactly what I thought too. So they replaced
the engine on my one car and it worked. Sure,
the car drove, but it messed up everything else inside
my car. So I ended up having to get rid
of that car anyways.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Wow, And how the dialogue go that.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
It go like, some's wrong with my car, and Google went, well,
I think you probably need a new engine, and you
were like, damn Google, yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
And then when I brought it to the shop, it
actually was right.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So well, now hold on a minute, here's the problem.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
And I'm sure this isn't true at mechanic Mike at
the Gay Rise, I'm sure he would never do this.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
But let's be honest.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
There are some unscobulous, unscrupulous folks out there in the world.
And if I walked into it a garage and I said,
Google says I need a new engine, odds, guys are
gonna be like, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you do. Absolutely.
He came in here with new engine on the brain,
and so I sold it to her. You know, that's
why when I when some's wrong with my car, even
(16:54):
if I know what it is, I wait for them
to tell me because first I want to see it.
I want to see if I'm right, And second of all,
I want to see like if there's a cheaper fix
but they're giving Yeah.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
You know, that's kind of what I did. I tried
to tell him like I didn't tell him I needed
the edge and right away they're the ones who told
me I needed the D And I was like, oh,
sounds about right because that's what Google said.
Speaker 12 (17:14):
So I just like a lot of them do it.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Anyways, Well, thank you, Nina, have a good day too.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
This is a Sebastian Maniscalco bit about not only the garage,
and it's about the body shop, and then it's about
uh and he has a similar bit. I think it's
a different bit, but it's about when people come to
fix your house, and it's the same spiel. You know,
you'll go, you'll go to the body shop and you
pull in and like everyone looks at your car like,
oh my.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
God, how did Oh my god. And then there's always
the one guy.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That they this is his bit, and they pulled like
the they pulled the general manager out of the office
and then he comes out and he looks like you
just got hit by a truck. Oh my god, what
oh wow, wow, man, I don't think woo. You know,
normally we'd be able to buff this out, but it's
an inch to the all boy.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
We're gonna have to replace a whole car.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
My favorite ism always being like I don't know how
you're driving safe on the road like this, yes, Like
I'm just happy you made it here.
Speaker 9 (18:09):
I'm like sometimes people's tires be that ball to where
I'm like, you should not be dry, like you are
a hazard to the public.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I guess that could be.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
But the workman that comes over and is like, you know,
in thirty years, I've never seen anything like this really,
or the Sebastian meniscalcole bit about the guy, and it's like,
you know, if you want this, this wall is crooked,
If you want it to be.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Crooked forever, that's fine. We'll leave it like this.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We can leave it like this. But if you if
you want a crooked wall, that's fine. And you looking
at your wall like, well, I don't want a crooked wall.
It looks fine to me, like hey, hey, hey, if
you're okay with that, then we'll leave it. You know,
we'll leave it. We'll leave And it's so true though, Yes, anyway,
I don't know how we got from Lady at Duncan
pooping herself to crooked walls, but we did be careful
out there, fam when it comes to to Google examinations.
(18:57):
But I don't think you have a blood clut.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I don't. But here's the thing. If you thought you did, Now,
why would you think not that you winked your eye?
Is it because I don't think you do?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Because because I don't think Google's right very often I think,
I think, I think it goes to the worst extreme.
But if there's any possibility, why wouldn't you just go
to the doctor and then I'll tell.
Speaker 6 (19:18):
You, Yeah, you're just talking crazy? You know how long man,
that's a whole process.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
That is, if your only symptoms are one shooting pain
and a warm leg, I would venture to say that
you're okay.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I mean stretch. I don't know. Hey, Kim, good morning,
How you doing good?
Speaker 10 (19:35):
How are you?
Speaker 12 (19:35):
Hi? Kim?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Google? Are you pregnant currently?
Speaker 8 (19:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, but you were, and you were googling things all
the time. Do I want to know what you were googling?
Speaker 8 (19:44):
No? It was just like the randommest things, Like if
I had like a weird pain, I'd be like pain
here and here?
Speaker 6 (19:50):
While pregnant?
Speaker 12 (19:51):
Is this normal?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Oh no?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
And before long it's like there are seven babies in
there with foreheads. Oh no, not the seven babies with
four heads that you I mean, it tells you the
worst thing, right, yeah, and then.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
It's always like, okay, consult your medical professional. And I'm like,
they're gonna think I'm wild if I call them.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I'm surprised that the doctors aren't calling up people well,
mainly because they don't listen to us. But if they did,
I think they would be like that. They would tell
you that Google's the worst possible thing. Because if everyone
walks in thinking that it is the worst possible scenario,
and it is usual in my experience, it has never
been what Google said it was ever.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yep. So anyway, everything's okay, Yeah, everything's.
Speaker 6 (20:30):
Okay now, but you know the you know, thinking about
it in the past and like, uh this, I just
don't want it to get worse and keep doing that.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
All right, Well, you stay off there, You stay off
of there, Kim. All right, have a good day, you too,
Love you guys, Thanks for listening. Love you too. If
you have an initial call here, I'll tell you it's
not what you think it is. I'll tell you. I'll
talk you out the ledge, even though I'm doing the
same thing myself. Hey Karina, Hi, Hi, So what happened
with Google?
Speaker 12 (20:55):
So my friend has a thing with searching every sign
and symptom. Ever, so she would record herself crying at
three am and send it to us after convincing herself
that she's like, oh, I have cancer now, and then
we would have to talk her off the ledge every
single time for every new disease that she has.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
I think your friend needs to seeks a mental health
treatment because anyone who's taking video of themselves crying and
then sending it is that necessary? Like can you just
call me crying and then I'll know you're crying? Like
why do I need to mass distribute my drama?
Speaker 12 (21:29):
The visual reference just always helps, you know, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
Like I would believe you, Like if you called me
and said, man, I was crying all night because I
think I have cancer from Google told me that, Like
that's good enough. I don't need to see the video
of your crying necessarily true, right, But anyway, she's okay,
though I bet she didn't.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Have it, right, no cancer, no cancer.
Speaker 12 (21:47):
Yeah, because of Google search, she did diagnose her for
your husband with like a weird mole, so she'd actually
caught him.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Okay, Well, you've just.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Done did everything we did for the last twenty minutes
that Google was right, So Karina have a good day.
She's like for the last twenty minutes, like Google's never right.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, but then we did. We were able to discover
a very rare mole and save the man's life.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
See okay, well, don't listen to us.
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