March 7, 2025 • 16 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I hate to say this, but where's Kiki? And because
I got a story to start headlines and I think
Kiki is responsible? Uh a Southwest flight mound for Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What Everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
But it was forced to return to the gate after
an unruly passenger strip naked and began screaming at the
top of her lungs before takeoff. Somebody find Kiki. She's
supposed to be on Southwest Airlines. She's going to Phoenix,
Arizona for the Freako Girls Weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
She started early at the indoor.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Water park for adults only, which I'm sorry, but you
know how I feel when you say adults only about anything.
That means stuff's hanging out, okay? And then now we
find where is she? Has anyone talked to her in
the last twelve hours. I'm concerned she overpacked. I know that,
so I don't know how I do it.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I talked to her, but she didn't say she was naked.
I mean, I don't know if she would just come
out with that information.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Though, or you know that would be strange if she
were just to say to you, like by the way,
I'm naked.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm naked on this plane. Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But as we know, apparently I've had a number of
conversations with her, at least one that we know of,
where she's mid adult enjoyment experience with her boyfriend. I
guess she feels the need to answer the phone when
I call, no matter what she's doing. And we've learned
that on the show. And it's a little concerning to me,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, I mean we would all I think feel like that.
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Maybe over the years have learned I could wait till
that act is over.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I'd love it if you'd wait, Like please, whatever
I'm calling you about is not important enough for you
to answer mid thrust. It's just not. Yeah, it just isn't.
But the plane was actually down the runway. I guess
this was in Houston, though, so we're okay unless she
had a connecting flight.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Do we know if she had a connecting flight maybe,
but it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Was on its way down, I guess in hobby Houston
Hobby going to Phoenix, and the woman, who was still
fully clothed at the time, walked in the front of
the plane and demanded to be let off the flight.
Somebody said she was jumping up and down, screaming at
the top of her lungs. The aircraft then continued to move,
and the passenger proceeded to strip off all of her clothes,
from her hat down all the way to her shoes,
(02:15):
and then the nude flyer was walking up and down
the aisle in full view of the passengers, including young children.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
At one point, the traveler started banging on the cockpit
door naked, demanded to be let in, and then even
started rubbing her naked body all over a female flight attendant.
Thank god, passengers had to watch all of this. The
airplane then went back to the gate and an airline
worker boarded covered the woman up, and then I guess
she ran off the airplane. I'm not sure where she
(02:42):
was able to go. I can just imagine that call
to the cockpit though. You know the little pilots the
attacked into the airplane. You ready to take off?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Dang hi, we got a lady who's completely naked and
running around and rubbing herself on people. Oh okay, well,
let me call your traffic and try. I guess we'll
go back to the gate. Now, I mean, I would
love to hear what that sounds like. I'm sure somewhere
the air traffic control audio exists of the pilot having
a call back to the tower and go, hey, we
gotta go back to the air to the gate. Okay,
what's the reason there's a naked lady running around the
(03:12):
back of the airplayer and it only took like five minutes.
You know how long it takes to get from the
gate to the runway?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Not very long.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Why are we buying tickets to get kicked off? Like
what in this economy? At ours here?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, you're not getting a refund for that, and you're
probably gonna have to drive everywhere from now on, so
right exactly, this is wild. A former Olympian has been
placed on the FBI's ten most wanted list with a
ten million dollar reward. The guy's name is Ryan James Wedding.
He's a forty three year old Canadian and former Olympic snowboarder,
and he's been added the FBI's ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.
(03:45):
He's accused of leading a transformational drug trafficking organization responsible
for distributing large quantities of cocaine and fentanyl across North America.
So the dude is an Olympic snowboarder and says, eh,
that was cool, But I know what's cooler to be
a drug lord and that's what he's doing right now.
So the dude is known by his aliases with nicknames
(04:08):
like El Hefe, Giant, and Public Enemy. He orchestrated multiple
murders related to his drug operations. Sean White would never
I'll have you know, absolutely not. That's I got that right,
didn't I Sean White the redhead. Yeah, snateboarder or snowboarder. No,
you ever say something, well, it happens to me every day.
(04:30):
But do you ever say something and then go Was
that right as it came out of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
This guy is wanted by the US Department of State
and they're offering a ten million dollar reward for information
leading to his arrest and or conviction. The rewards supplements
the FBI's existing fifty thousand dollars offer. So this dude
competing in the two thousand and two Winter Olympics in
Salt Lake City, representing Canada in the men's Parallel giant
slalom event, which is one of my favorites to watch.
(04:58):
But wow, ten MILLI dollars if you know where this
guy is. But I don't know. He sounds pretty dangerous.
El Hefe, Yeah him. I want to be known on
the streets as el Hefe.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Like I want I want to have a nickname like that,
like not like the nicknames that people already call me.
I mean like a cool one, you know, like yo,
oh fred Oh you're talking about el Hiante. Oh no,
not him. He's got a nasty side to him. Don't
don't get on his bad side or else. Probably what
would your name me on the streets? Your nickname?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
My nickname?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, if you could choose one.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
This is because I'm manifesting it, but I would Maybe
I want to be a little Flakita.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, you want to be little See that's the thing,
Like I said, dude, nobody wants to be Flakita.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Nobody wants to be that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, but no, now I do.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Like if you called me that when I was like
twenty years old, I would have been offended. I'm like,
oh my god, Well yeah, no, like like scrawny or something. No, please,
by all means tell me right, If I find out
that our nicknames on the street are La Flakita or whatever.
I would be so happy, that would be so exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I would be the happiest girl if you'll call you that.
But one day, one day, guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Let's start that one.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh my gosh, lavrena la Oh no, not not her.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I'm look at me go.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
McDonald's is overhauling forty three thousand restaurants, and guess what
they're adding AI?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Because why not?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
The fast food giant's goal is to cut waight times
and make a better experience for customers and employees. Upgrades
will start with Internet connected kitchen equipment, AI enabled drive throughs,
and AI powered tools for managers to help make sure
that orders are accurate and that restaurants can predict equipment
issues before they shut down. Obviously, why not? Now this
is something where it's only happening, I guess in Europe
(06:50):
because Ryan Air is a European airline. But I wonder
if this is where we're headed with the spirits in
the frontiers and the whatever else. Ryan Air is adding
a fee if you are late getting to the gate,
So forget about this debate that you can get through
security in fifteen minutes and show up right when the
flight boards, and off you go. You don't waste any time.
If you fly Ryanair, it's going to cost you if
(07:12):
you aren't at the gate area early. The low cost carrier,
which seems to love junk fees, has decided to charge
one hundred and twenty eight dollars per passenger if they
show up to their flight less than forty minutes before departure.
So at that point they close check in, passengers are
already boarding. And so if you show up within forty
minutes of the flight, then you would have to pay
(07:34):
one hundred and twenty eight dollars. Wow, So now you
can't do the thing where you show up like right
when the door is closing, because that would cost you
another however much money.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
But is that like an inconvenience if I get there
when they are closing, or let's say everybody bored it
already and then here I come. Because I do that
because I don't want to sit sometimes and wait, so
I'll try to time it out where I know people
are boarding already.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So is that bad? Like I'm houting some money?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I guess this airline the check in process stops forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Got it, okay?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I guess for you to show up then after
that they'd have to go reopen it or I don't
know what they do, but anyway, now, so it cost
you one hundred and twenty eight bucks. This is wild
a human cannonball. This is a dude who named Chachi Valencia.
He was seriously injured after bouncing off the safety net
and slamming onto the ground. So this dude's known as Rocketman.
He crashed down on earth in front of crowds at
(08:22):
the Riverside County Fair in Indio, California. So this is
one of those guys that they shoot out of the
barrel of a giant cannon and then and then he
like flies in the air and does backflips or whatever,
and then he's supposed to be caught in the net
at the other end. And I often wonder, what if
that thing is a little bit misaligned, because then you're
just gonna go flying into like who knows where. And
(08:43):
that's what happened the dude. It wasn't like quite lined up,
I guess, and so he wound up hitting the side
of the net, bounced off the net and then hit
the concrete.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The guy's lucky to be alive.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
His ribs were shattered, his wrist was broken, his liver
is lacerated, and he needs knee surgery. Now there's a
GoFundMe that's been set up for this guy. And finally,
guys in our health news are Health Minute in my
top stories of the day. Women, if you want to
live longer, then you have to get it on more. Now,
(09:15):
the opposite is true for men. Those who had the
most sex were almost were at most at the highest
risk of an early death. So research has found that
females between the ages of twenty and fifty nine who
got it on less than once a week, we're seventy percent,
they had a higher risk of death within five years.
(09:35):
So this is what you gotta do. I guess if
you're a guy. But then then here's the thing. I'm
risking my life to get with you. So that's what
that's the angle I need to take now, I guess
is I'm saving your life and risking mine.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We got to get it on. So I'm basically I'm
a hero.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Okay what I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Saying, Okay, sure, yeah, so blood totally see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I love my logic here. Yeah, well, I mean it's true.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
According to the Health Minute, blood samples showed that the
women had elevated levels of a key protein link to inflammation,
which can cause damage to healthy cells, tissues, and organs.
Lower levels and no increased death risk was seen in
people who got it on more than once a week.
And then, of course the reverse was seen in men.
Those who had the most sex were almost had the
(10:21):
highest risk of early death. So guys, this weekend, this
is what you do. You go and say, hey, look girl,
i want you to live forever, and so I'm willing
to give a day of my life to get with
you because I'm not going to live as long after
we do this, but you will live longer.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I like it. I think it's a great approach. I
recommend him.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Don't you do that? If they sing the Queen, don't
they or like impregnant the Queen? They die?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Is that what happens?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Look?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I think if they sting you they die too.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I know that, but something with the queen.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Let me look, I'm always trying to talk to bees
when they're buzzing around too, and I'm like, it's not
worth it, like I don't taste that good. Don't do it.
Don't do it. You have plenty to live for, you know.
I keep telling them, like you've got lots of friends.
Look at them, they're all over there. You know, there's
lots of honey and stuff, like you're good. You don't
need to do this, like life is worth living because
I don't want to get stung. It's National Dress in
(11:14):
Blue Day, which is encourages everyone to learn about the
causes of colon cancer and raise awareness by wearing blue.
National Speech and Debate Education Day, National Employee Appreciation Day,
National Serial Day okay, and National be Herd Day, which
encourages small businesses across the country to make their presence known.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did you look it up?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Which which does die?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So male bees dies after that moment while meeting with
a queen. I guess the force of that moment is
so intense that it results in the bees reproductive organ
being torn from its body, leading to its death.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Wow, talk about bringing the thunder. I mean, what a
way to go out.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm about to take you on a journey. Never had
you know? Sure intent?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm ready to do that right there? Yeah, yeah, anyway. So, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna text this story to Shane just
so this weekend he can be like, I'm gonna lay
my body down for you, you know, so that you can
live a longer life.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's all right, I'm not here for a long time.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, the Entertainer of Okay, The Entertainer Report will do
it next in two minutes. Blogs after that, waiting metaphone
is new. Why does somebody get ghosted? The friend Show's
on his Friday bellahmen you ready? Yeah, okay, we gotta
turn her mic on.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Actually said yeah, well I know I heard the yeah,
but I heard the yeah like from the other room.
So yeah, it's cool. Yeah, we're gonna make a yell
from the corner. It's fine. Uh are you ready? You
know how to starts?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yes, dear blog.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
So, I think I'm spending a little too much time
on the internet, and I have diagnosed myself with four
illnesses within the past week. I now have arthritis from
editing all the podcast plans.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
The audio after six months, I don't think so, no, no,
what's happening.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
It hurts you, guys what I'm typing and even clicking.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I'm like ow.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
So I looked into it and I think I have
early stages of arthritis, so please pray for me. I
also believe that there's a brain tumor in the back
of my head and that I have seven hundred cavities.
And what was the other thing? I? Oh, well, I
have egzema. I'm just falling apart you guys, and only
twenty seven. And I feel like every birthday because I
just had a birthday, I get a new thing that
I thought I would never get. Twenty five was a
(13:26):
chin hair, twenty six with acid reflex, and now I
have arthritis.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
She's don't even talk to me about this. You probably
have none of that.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But no, the thing I really was fascinated by is
apparently you told Paulina that you think you have a
cavity and then you think it just naturally went away.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's my favorite thing I heard today. She was talking
to us about her cavities. Well, so I looked up
pictures of cavities. I've been doing this for weeks.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
But okay, here's the thing about me is I'm so
afraid of everything, but I won't go to the doctor
because I'm.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Afraid of their answers, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
So I've been kind of with you on that. I'm
exact same way. I'm the same way, Like, I don't
I feel okay. So I don't see the need to
go to the I mean I do go, but I don't.
I don't like it because every time I go in
there and I feel fine, I'm waiting for them to
find something that's wrong with me that I didn't even
know that I had. And I, you know what, I
(14:17):
have to know if I feel fine.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, it's it's like it makes it's so anxiety inducing
for me. And so I started looking at pictures of
like cavities and stuff. When I went down this rabbit hole,
and I was like, I think I have one hundred cavities,
and I actually don't you, guys, I think also I
looked into it. I think my teeth would hurt, right, girl,
I'm and they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You guys strust me out.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
If you catch something early, it is much more or
less painful.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, well, but Caitlin, that the key to catching something
early is that it would have to exist to begin with. So,
so Bellamin over here, who thinks that her teeth healed themselves,
which they don't do. I'm going to go on the
limit and say they were never cavities to begin with.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well, we don't know that I've been brushing really well,
you guys who would know the dentist right?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
And you know who could help you with being a hypochondriac.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
We all are in therapy because we are the nuttiest
group of people that you have ever come.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Across facts, and they can help you with this.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I know. But that's so like, why would they want
to know? You know, they don't want to know about this.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, if I could give you one piece of advice
and I think it served me, okay, is that I
do go to therapy, and I have for a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Excuse me, executive coaching.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, this is what I go.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I go to executive coaching. And if and I have
told that these people in the past, I need you
to make me manageable and livable for other people. But
do not fix me. Do not fix me because the
crazy has made me a little bit of money. Yeah,
you don't fix yourself. We need you to be a
(15:48):
little messed up because that's what people want to hear.
So don't don't go crazy over here and try and
fix yourself in therapy or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, I won't. Don't worry. It's unfixable. This my ext thing.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay good. That's my career advice to you. If you
think you're little nutty, then just stay that way and
don't don't change the thing. Yeah, okay, good. There, there
you have it. I'm waiting at the phone. New and next,
why does somebody get ghosted? The Entertainer Report. We'll do
a hundred bucks with Jason Brown and for Kiki and
for Shelley good news stories if we have time and
we're commercial free for the next hour. On The Fred Show,
(16:21):
New Lady Gaga off for a new album. It's called
Vanish Into You.
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I hate to say this, but where's Kiki? And because
I got a story to start headlines and I think
Kiki is responsible? Uh a Southwest flight mound for Phoenix, Arizona.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
What Everything's okay?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
But it was forced to return to the gate after
an unruly passenger strip naked and began screaming at the
top of her lungs before takeoff. Somebody find Kiki. She's
supposed to be on Southwest Airlines. She's going to Phoenix,
Arizona for the Freako Girls Weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
She started early at the indoor.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Water park for adults only, which I'm sorry, but you
know how I feel when you say adults only about anything.
That means stuff's hanging out, okay? And then now we
find where is she? Has anyone talked to her in
the last twelve hours. I'm concerned she overpacked. I know that,
so I don't know how I do it.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
I talked to her, but she didn't say she was naked.
I mean, I don't know if she would just come
out with that information.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Though, or you know that would be strange if she
were just to say to you, like by the way,
I'm naked.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah, I'm naked on this plane. Girl.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
But as we know, apparently I've had a number of
conversations with her, at least one that we know of,
where she's mid adult enjoyment experience with her boyfriend. I
guess she feels the need to answer the phone when
I call, no matter what she's doing. And we've learned
that on the show. And it's a little concerning to me,
to be honest.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah, I mean we would all I think feel like that.
But I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Maybe over the years have learned I could wait till
that act is over.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, I'd love it if you'd wait, Like please, whatever
I'm calling you about is not important enough for you
to answer mid thrust. It's just not. Yeah, it just isn't.
But the plane was actually down the runway. I guess
this was in Houston, though, so we're okay unless she
had a connecting flight.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Do we know if she had a connecting flight maybe,
but it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Was on its way down, I guess in hobby Houston
Hobby going to Phoenix, and the woman, who was still
fully clothed at the time, walked in the front of
the plane and demanded to be let off the flight.
Somebody said she was jumping up and down, screaming at
the top of her lungs. The aircraft then continued to move,
and the passenger proceeded to strip off all of her clothes,
from her hat down all the way to her shoes,
(02:15):
and then the nude flyer was walking up and down
the aisle in full view of the passengers, including young children.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
By the way.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
At one point, the traveler started banging on the cockpit
door naked, demanded to be let in, and then even
started rubbing her naked body all over a female flight attendant.
Thank god, passengers had to watch all of this. The
airplane then went back to the gate and an airline
worker boarded covered the woman up, and then I guess
she ran off the airplane. I'm not sure where she
(02:42):
was able to go. I can just imagine that call
to the cockpit though. You know the little pilots the
attacked into the airplane. You ready to take off?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Whatever?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Dang hi, we got a lady who's completely naked and
running around and rubbing herself on people. Oh okay, well,
let me call your traffic and try. I guess we'll
go back to the gate. Now, I mean, I would
love to hear what that sounds like. I'm sure somewhere
the air traffic control audio exists of the pilot having
a call back to the tower and go, hey, we
gotta go back to the air to the gate. Okay,
what's the reason there's a naked lady running around the
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back of the airplayer and it only took like five minutes.
You know how long it takes to get from the
gate to the runway?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Not very long.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Why are we buying tickets to get kicked off? Like
what in this economy? At ours here?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, you're not getting a refund for that, and you're
probably gonna have to drive everywhere from now on, so
right exactly, this is wild. A former Olympian has been
placed on the FBI's ten most wanted list with a
ten million dollar reward. The guy's name is Ryan James Wedding.
He's a forty three year old Canadian and former Olympic snowboarder,
and he's been added the FBI's ten Most Wanted Fugitives list.
(03:45):
He's accused of leading a transformational drug trafficking organization responsible
for distributing large quantities of cocaine and fentanyl across North America.
So the dude is an Olympic snowboarder and says, eh,
that was cool, But I know what's cooler to be
a drug lord and that's what he's doing right now.
So the dude is known by his aliases with nicknames
(04:08):
like El Hefe, Giant, and Public Enemy. He orchestrated multiple
murders related to his drug operations. Sean White would never
I'll have you know, absolutely not. That's I got that right,
didn't I Sean White the redhead. Yeah, snateboarder or snowboarder. No,
you ever say something, well, it happens to me every day.
(04:30):
But do you ever say something and then go Was
that right as it came out of your mouth?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
This guy is wanted by the US Department of State
and they're offering a ten million dollar reward for information
leading to his arrest and or conviction. The rewards supplements
the FBI's existing fifty thousand dollars offer. So this dude
competing in the two thousand and two Winter Olympics in
Salt Lake City, representing Canada in the men's Parallel giant
slalom event, which is one of my favorites to watch.
(04:58):
But wow, ten MILLI dollars if you know where this
guy is. But I don't know. He sounds pretty dangerous.
El Hefe, Yeah him. I want to be known on
the streets as el Hefe.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Like I want I want to have a nickname like that,
like not like the nicknames that people already call me.
I mean like a cool one, you know, like yo,
oh fred Oh you're talking about el Hiante. Oh no,
not him. He's got a nasty side to him. Don't
don't get on his bad side or else. Probably what
would your name me on the streets? Your nickname?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
My nickname?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yeah, if you could choose one.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
This is because I'm manifesting it, but I would Maybe
I want to be a little Flakita.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Okay, you want to be little See that's the thing,
Like I said, dude, nobody wants to be Flakita.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Nobody wants to be that.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Well, but no, now I do.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Like if you called me that when I was like
twenty years old, I would have been offended. I'm like,
oh my god, Well yeah, no, like like scrawny or something. No, please,
by all means tell me right, If I find out
that our nicknames on the street are La Flakita or whatever.
I would be so happy, that would be so exciting.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I would be the happiest girl if you'll call you that.
But one day, one day, guys, all right.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Let's start that one.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh my gosh, lavrena la Oh no, not not her.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Yeah, I'm look at me go.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
McDonald's is overhauling forty three thousand restaurants, and guess what
they're adding AI?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Because why not?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
The fast food giant's goal is to cut waight times
and make a better experience for customers and employees. Upgrades
will start with Internet connected kitchen equipment, AI enabled drive throughs,
and AI powered tools for managers to help make sure
that orders are accurate and that restaurants can predict equipment
issues before they shut down. Obviously, why not? Now this
is something where it's only happening, I guess in Europe
(06:50):
because Ryan Air is a European airline. But I wonder
if this is where we're headed with the spirits in
the frontiers and the whatever else. Ryan Air is adding
a fee if you are late getting to the gate,
So forget about this debate that you can get through
security in fifteen minutes and show up right when the
flight boards, and off you go. You don't waste any time.
If you fly Ryanair, it's going to cost you if
(07:12):
you aren't at the gate area early. The low cost carrier,
which seems to love junk fees, has decided to charge
one hundred and twenty eight dollars per passenger if they
show up to their flight less than forty minutes before departure.
So at that point they close check in, passengers are
already boarding. And so if you show up within forty
minutes of the flight, then you would have to pay
(07:34):
one hundred and twenty eight dollars. Wow, So now you
can't do the thing where you show up like right
when the door is closing, because that would cost you
another however much money.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
But is that like an inconvenience if I get there
when they are closing, or let's say everybody bored it
already and then here I come. Because I do that
because I don't want to sit sometimes and wait, so
I'll try to time it out where I know people
are boarding already.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
So is that bad? Like I'm houting some money?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
I guess this airline the check in process stops forty minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Got it, okay?
Speaker 2 (08:01):
So I guess for you to show up then after
that they'd have to go reopen it or I don't
know what they do, but anyway, now, so it cost
you one hundred and twenty eight bucks. This is wild
a human cannonball. This is a dude who named Chachi Valencia.
He was seriously injured after bouncing off the safety net
and slamming onto the ground. So this dude's known as Rocketman.
He crashed down on earth in front of crowds at
(08:22):
the Riverside County Fair in Indio, California. So this is
one of those guys that they shoot out of the
barrel of a giant cannon and then and then he
like flies in the air and does backflips or whatever,
and then he's supposed to be caught in the net
at the other end. And I often wonder, what if
that thing is a little bit misaligned, because then you're
just gonna go flying into like who knows where. And
(08:43):
that's what happened the dude. It wasn't like quite lined up,
I guess, and so he wound up hitting the side
of the net, bounced off the net and then hit
the concrete.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The guy's lucky to be alive.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
His ribs were shattered, his wrist was broken, his liver
is lacerated, and he needs knee surgery. Now there's a
GoFundMe that's been set up for this guy. And finally,
guys in our health news are Health Minute in my
top stories of the day. Women, if you want to
live longer, then you have to get it on more. Now,
(09:15):
the opposite is true for men. Those who had the
most sex were almost were at most at the highest
risk of an early death. So research has found that
females between the ages of twenty and fifty nine who
got it on less than once a week, we're seventy percent,
they had a higher risk of death within five years.
(09:35):
So this is what you gotta do. I guess if
you're a guy. But then then here's the thing. I'm
risking my life to get with you. So that's what
that's the angle I need to take now, I guess
is I'm saving your life and risking mine.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
We got to get it on. So I'm basically I'm
a hero.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Okay what I'm.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Saying, Okay, sure, yeah, so blood totally see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I love my logic here. Yeah, well, I mean it's true.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
According to the Health Minute, blood samples showed that the
women had elevated levels of a key protein link to inflammation,
which can cause damage to healthy cells, tissues, and organs.
Lower levels and no increased death risk was seen in
people who got it on more than once a week.
And then, of course the reverse was seen in men.
Those who had the most sex were almost had the
(10:21):
highest risk of early death. So guys, this weekend, this
is what you do. You go and say, hey, look girl,
i want you to live forever, and so I'm willing
to give a day of my life to get with
you because I'm not going to live as long after
we do this, but you will live longer.
Speaker 3 (10:36):
Okay, I like it.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
I like it. I think it's a great approach. I
recommend him.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Don't you do that? If they sing the Queen, don't
they or like impregnant the Queen? They die?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Is that what happens?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Look?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I think if they sting you they die too.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I know that, but something with the queen.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Let me look, I'm always trying to talk to bees
when they're buzzing around too, and I'm like, it's not
worth it, like I don't taste that good. Don't do it.
Don't do it. You have plenty to live for, you know.
I keep telling them, like you've got lots of friends.
Look at them, they're all over there. You know, there's
lots of honey and stuff, like you're good. You don't
need to do this, like life is worth living because
I don't want to get stung. It's National Dress in
(11:14):
Blue Day, which is encourages everyone to learn about the
causes of colon cancer and raise awareness by wearing blue.
National Speech and Debate Education Day, National Employee Appreciation Day,
National Serial Day okay, and National be Herd Day, which
encourages small businesses across the country to make their presence known.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Did you look it up?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Which which does die?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (11:36):
So male bees dies after that moment while meeting with
a queen. I guess the force of that moment is
so intense that it results in the bees reproductive organ
being torn from its body, leading to its death.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Wow, talk about bringing the thunder. I mean, what a
way to go out.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Man.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I'm about to take you on a journey. Never had
you know? Sure intent?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, I'm ready to do that right there? Yeah, yeah, anyway. So, yeah,
I'm gonna I'm gonna text this story to Shane just
so this weekend he can be like, I'm gonna lay
my body down for you, you know, so that you can
live a longer life.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
That's all right, I'm not here for a long time.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Okay, the Entertainer of Okay, The Entertainer Report will do
it next in two minutes. Blogs after that, waiting metaphone
is new. Why does somebody get ghosted? The friend Show's
on his Friday bellahmen you ready? Yeah, okay, we gotta
turn her mic on.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Actually said yeah, well I know I heard the yeah,
but I heard the yeah like from the other room.
So yeah, it's cool. Yeah, we're gonna make a yell
from the corner. It's fine. Uh are you ready? You
know how to starts?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yes, dear blog.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
So, I think I'm spending a little too much time
on the internet, and I have diagnosed myself with four
illnesses within the past week. I now have arthritis from
editing all the podcast plans.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
The audio after six months, I don't think so, no, no,
what's happening.
Speaker 6 (13:01):
It hurts you, guys what I'm typing and even clicking.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
I'm like ow.
Speaker 6 (13:06):
So I looked into it and I think I have
early stages of arthritis, so please pray for me. I
also believe that there's a brain tumor in the back
of my head and that I have seven hundred cavities.
And what was the other thing? I? Oh, well, I
have egzema. I'm just falling apart you guys, and only
twenty seven. And I feel like every birthday because I
just had a birthday, I get a new thing that
I thought I would never get. Twenty five was a
(13:26):
chin hair, twenty six with acid reflex, and now I
have arthritis.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
She's don't even talk to me about this. You probably
have none of that.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
But no, the thing I really was fascinated by is
apparently you told Paulina that you think you have a
cavity and then you think it just naturally went away.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
That's my favorite thing I heard today. She was talking
to us about her cavities. Well, so I looked up
pictures of cavities. I've been doing this for weeks.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
But okay, here's the thing about me is I'm so
afraid of everything, but I won't go to the doctor
because I'm.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Afraid of their answers, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
So I've been kind of with you on that. I'm
exact same way. I'm the same way, Like, I don't
I feel okay. So I don't see the need to
go to the I mean I do go, but I don't.
I don't like it because every time I go in
there and I feel fine, I'm waiting for them to
find something that's wrong with me that I didn't even
know that I had. And I, you know what, I
(14:17):
have to know if I feel fine.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yeah, it's it's like it makes it's so anxiety inducing
for me. And so I started looking at pictures of
like cavities and stuff. When I went down this rabbit hole,
and I was like, I think I have one hundred cavities,
and I actually don't you, guys, I think also I
looked into it. I think my teeth would hurt, right, girl,
I'm and they don't.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
You guys strust me out.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
If you catch something early, it is much more or
less painful.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, well, but Caitlin, that the key to catching something
early is that it would have to exist to begin with. So,
so Bellamin over here, who thinks that her teeth healed themselves,
which they don't do. I'm going to go on the
limit and say they were never cavities to begin with.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
Well, we don't know that I've been brushing really well,
you guys who would know the dentist right?
Speaker 3 (15:02):
And you know who could help you with being a hypochondriac.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
We all are in therapy because we are the nuttiest
group of people that you have ever come.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Across facts, and they can help you with this.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I know. But that's so like, why would they want
to know? You know, they don't want to know about this.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Well, if I could give you one piece of advice
and I think it served me, okay, is that I
do go to therapy, and I have for a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Excuse me, executive coaching.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, this is what I go.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
I go to executive coaching. And if and I have
told that these people in the past, I need you
to make me manageable and livable for other people. But
do not fix me. Do not fix me because the
crazy has made me a little bit of money. Yeah,
you don't fix yourself. We need you to be a
(15:48):
little messed up because that's what people want to hear.
So don't don't go crazy over here and try and
fix yourself in therapy or whatever.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, I won't. Don't worry. It's unfixable. This my ext thing.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Okay good. That's my career advice to you. If you
think you're little nutty, then just stay that way and
don't don't change the thing. Yeah, okay, good. There, there
you have it. I'm waiting at the phone. New and next,
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