March 14, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So we have tens of listeners in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
We have two in Norfolk, for example, but I think
we have one in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
But you're gonna hear about the Chicago River anyway, Why
because you've probably seen it at least and this.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Weekend they die at green.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I feel like everybody in the world sees the Chicago
River turned green every year. Have you ever asked yourself though, self,
why does it do that? Well, the Chicago River is
about to be died green for Saint Patrick's Say, tradition
that started back in nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Do you guys know why we do it or how
it started?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Actually no, So Chicago's famous green river started with a
simple idea by the head of the plumbers union. According
to a dude named Jim Coyn, a general chairman of
the parade the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, Stephen Bailey, saw
one of his plumbers with a green stain on his overalls,
and he said that he was trying to discover a
broken pipe. When a die hit the water, it bubbled
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up green. So this guy happened to be with friends
and then Mayor Richard J. Daily Since nineteen six, the
river is then died every year on the Saturday before
Saint Patrick's Day. It takes two boats, a lead boat
to drop the dye and a chase both to mix
it up. The river dying and parade that follows draws
hundreds of thousands of people every single year and generates
millions of dollars for Chicago and the river dying of
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it happens. When it happens tomorrow, it'll be live stream.
And I guess that's a it's kind of like a
fat of some kind. The green itself is not a dye.
It's like a some kind of I don't know if
it's like a I don't think it's animal.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What is the green dye exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I thought it was just de m Just to be
clear on this.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What is it? Come on? Ai?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, And I just told you why.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know. I thought it was some kind of
like a weird.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Orange red vegetable based powder. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It comes out.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Looking orange, Yeah, that's another thing it does, and then
it turns green in the water. But that that's how
it started. In case you're wondering why is it that
happens or who came up with it. Police are still
investigating the University of Pittsburgh students Dominican Republic disappearance. Today
work marks one week since a University of Pittsburgh student
went missing in the dr Police say they are not
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ruling out foul play in the case. The student can
be seen on surveillance video with a previously questioned twenty
four year old man from Iowa walking to the beach
in an upscale Punta Kana resort on March sixth. Police
in the woman's hometown of Virginia say that he is
not a suspect, but a person of interest. Divers have
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been looking for the twenty year old's body in rough
surf waters around the resort. They're saying that she'd drowned,
and I don't think the local authorities. Those back here
domestically are saying a whole lot. An American Airlines plane
caught fire at Denver International Airport in Colorado on Thursday,
the Boeing seven thirty seven. This has to be a mistake.
You know how much we love bowing with a bow
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and iron going. Hey, this is a new feature on
the plane. Everyone just freaked out. But it's some kind
of new innovation, it could be, but it was diverted
to Denver shortly after departing from Colorado Springs. While the
plane was taxiing at the gate. The engine then caught
fire and the passengers had to evacuate. One hundred and
seventy two passengers six crew members aboard the flight. All
passengers were able to exit the plane. Only a few
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minor injuries were incurred during the evacuation. Six passengers were
transported to the hospital. The FA is looking into it.
Have you guys heard about these baseball hats, these Major
League Baseball hats that came out that are causing all
kinds of controversy. So it's the new era major League
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baseball collector hats that have just come out. The motif
of the new Caps overlays the team name with the
team logo. For example a for the Oakland Athletics, the
word athletics large y over the middle of the word
Yankees for example in New York Yankees. Well, unfortunately a
few of them didn't turn out so great, like for example,
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the Texas Rangers. It looks like tetas across the front
of the hat, which means breasts because it's Texas, but
are the big tea. So it looks like the word tetas.
You should look up the one for the California Angels.
That one looks like a really fun weekend or a
special occasion. Yeah, however, you know these have sold out.
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They've gone, especially the tetas one. Everybody wants that one.
But I saw a story yesterday about how many different
people these designs go through before they make it to production.
And it's like the Commissioner looks at them, major League
Baseball looks at them, New Era looks at them. They
were obviously designed by somebody, and then they go to
each individual team and each individual team looks and approves them.
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So this is not like a mistake. I mean many
many people decided that a Texas Rangers tetas out needed
to be out there, and it's kind of brilliant because
now we're talking about it, but they're sold out. If
you want one of the Rangers ads, you have to
pay somewhere between seven hundred and fifteen eight hundred bucks
on auction sites.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The Angels hat. Did you look at the Angel's head?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I sure did?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
We should get one for you.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I was going to say that represents me very well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You will for a while. Then you do know something
called Pauline's.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Promise, Yes, got this ring something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
If you're a true historian of the show, then you
know the reference. But we'll get you that ahead if
we can find. It's five hundred bucks online though, if
you want to, you want a birthday gift alcohol. This
is a story today in the top story and biggest
stories of the day. Drinking alcohol increases the likelihood of
a sunburn. In a national study, twenty one and a
half percent of sunburn individuals reported drinking alcohol at the time,
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likely due to impair judgment, reduce sunscreen reapplication, and longer
sun exposure. So if you're traveling for spring break and
you're not on a plane that breaks or catches fire,
and I hope that you're not, or on a spirit
flight where someone you know wrestles somebody else or whatever,
make sure that you're putting on sunscreen, flame and hot
cheeto shape Like Michael Jordan's iconic Jumpman logo is up
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for sale, don't it resembles Jordan Donking during the nineteen
ninety one NBA finals there's more than two weeks left
for bidding, so I'm still, you know, bidding on this
for you. I know you're big Cheetos. Oh yeah, hot
Cheetos girl. Two hundred and seventy five is the current offer. Oh okay,
I can afford that. Yeah, that's a light work.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, my husband loves Michael Jordan, like I think every
Chicago nineties kid does. And if you see my basement,
which you have, Fred, you can definitely tell he loves
Michael Jordan. So that cheat a might end up down
there one way or another. Yeah, cue your basement concerned me? Yeah,
me too, because I was at your home and we
went to the basement and at the time, you know,
you would I guess somewhat recently moved in.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So yeah, that was going to be your husband.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Hobby's space, yeah, the man cave, and he was going
to be able to put his memorabilia and whatever else
down there. Okay, So imagine this. You walk down to
someone's basement, okay, and there's there's stuff everywhere, And I
understand why that's not the part that you know, because
you just you're just figuring out where to put everything. Right,
So you've got frames hanging leaning against the wall, not much.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
As hung up.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You've got just items kind of everywhere. And then you
look at a wall and just randomly completely off center,
just at just literally like someone just threw a nail
at the wall and then hung something. It's just a
random item just hanging just like in no location specifically whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, And I looked at you, I.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Go, what what is the plan here?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Things about it? I know because I think about it too.
I have to look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Every day, like how are you going to arrange the
rest of this around that?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, we didn't even start in the middle or the top,
left or the top.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We didn't even stop.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No, no, no, no, he had one of.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Those guys come do it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
We gotta have guy professionally that we take away the tequila.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It was just a random framed item, completely off center.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Just yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I was so bothered.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I don't get.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Bothered by that kind of stuff, but that one photo
really it really that's me when I go down to
do my laundry and I'm like trying to pull my
chonies that I have to look over and I see
it off settered photo and like.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What's the plan here?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What did you What are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Well, I'm lucky or lucky to us.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We're gonna have to knock down the walls because we've
gotta do some plumbing stuff because the floods and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
We're gonna start. We're gonna do a whole new canvas.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I want to read you here because I got to
put some stuff up too.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, it's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Because he's had a ton of stuff, and so I'm
just I mean, I'm worried. I'm like, first of all,
that's not a fishing use of walls space. No.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Second of all, it's I'm centered. My OCD is going crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I know when you'd be out, let me come over
with a laser laser level like we It'll take me
two or three days, but I'll get it'll look amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, I think he had a photo plan that's supposed
to be I think like a little more skinnier or something.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm like, I still don't think it's gonna fit.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Though. The other pop of my head is my OCD
is so bad that when I move from my house,
I'm gonna have to have the walls like retextured and
repainted completely because if you take if you take my
frame stuff off the wall, there are about four holes
behind each one where I I measured, but it wasn't
quite perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So I'd take the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Down, move it over a little bang bang bang bang bang,
And so now there's two holes, and I'd put it up,
and I'd stare at it for a one bit. That's
not right, you know, and then I would put another
and finally I get it right. But like, honestly, there
are probably seven hundred holes in my walls from about
ten different pieces of art that are up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's hard. People don't talk about how hard it is.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You got to look at it every day.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You gotta be right, Yes, thank you, you're not crazy anyway.
I am though, But flaming hot Cheeto two hundred and
seventy five bucks ago for a lot more. And finally
in biggest stories of the data, simple story. But a
Florida man this is in Tampa, by the way, so
not for our friends. Never would this happen in Palm
Beach County ever, But a Florida man was arrested for
a lap dance heist, a lap dance hest. He received
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one hundred and sixty dollars worth of dances but did
not pay, and a deputy said that the guy may
have displayed the indications of alcohol influence, but he was
charged with misdemeanor theft. It is against the law to
receive a lap dance, and oh, yes, as it should be.
I agree. I stole the services from these poor young ladies.
(10:07):
Just try to make it through nursing school. How dare you?
You can get arrested for that, so don't do. It's
National Potato Chip Day, National Children's Craft Day, and National
Pie Day three point one four, whichever year. I wonder
why we have that day, but we do, so happy
three point one day. I would prefer it with pie Day,
like apple pie. Maybe maybe I'll make it that. Yeah,
(10:30):
I'll make it something where I can stuff my face
with the sugary s upsets, because I love that. The
entertainer report in three minutes, stretch out Bellahmene, did you dirty?
Oh my god, Bellahamin did you dirty? She Bellahamine did
something that you just cannot do. He cannot do it,
can't do what Bellahamen did. Unbelievable. I can't shake it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Are you able to talk about it?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'll try it's still a little traumatic.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Okay, I'll go ahead, please, Okay, So did you get
a spray?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Tim?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I can tell you were looking at me. I look like,
who am I pig pen or play pen?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well, pig pen, But I didn't say that. I don't
think you're a big pen at all. I would I
would never say that. You're the little kid with the
flies in the dirt that surrounded him in the cartoon.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Around in mud. He's the dirty one. That's what I
look like.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Pig pens. The peanut isn't the peanuts? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, missed that day?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You missed the peanuts?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I never want I know what they are because he snoopy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes, the peanuts peanuts, But there was more.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Than just snoopy, like the PIDs are called the peanuts.
Well yeah, the group of people. Yeah got it? And
and yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So he had like always had dirt around him and
like looked like little flies. And for some reason he
was balding. I don't know why. I'm not sure why
the child was balding.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But I got you.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Where the hell were you growing up? Did you were
you want mars? Do you know how to get back? Maybe? No?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
One showed me this, but honestly, I'm kind of okay
with it because it looks terrifying.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Well that's what I look like right now.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
But anyways, so Belhamine earlier in the week, and we
love her so much, she's our love. After this, I
don't know, Well, she betrayed me, but that's fine. So
she as me a couple of days ago if she
could get some what she called adult advice. I thought
we were both adults. But hey, listen, I will be
your big radio sister. And I said, of course, like,
not the issue at all. She said, okay, can I
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call you? Of course, not the issue at all. She
then proceeds to FaceTime me a surprise FaceTime surprise face time,
and I looked at it frozen. We're not frozen because
I call it my witching hour, between like two and three.
It's really hard for us. I don't know if you
guys feel the same way.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
With our sad we're talking about PM.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
When you start your day at four am, then the
two to three PM is typically difficult.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Yeah, I had no makeup on, no braun.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Fighting for my life looked rough and there's a certain
level of energy it takes to look at someone in
the eye the entire conversation. So I was frozen, didn't
know what to do. But I'm like, okay, she needs me,
so I answer and I said, Bella, this is not
the same as a phone call.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
She said, what do you mean.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
My sister and my mom say that to me all
the time, and I'm like, because they're right. A FaceTime
is very different than a phone call. And these kids,
they they think a FaceTime is always acceptable.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You do not surprise ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You and I know that, any circumstances. And it's just
like when you're on the phone, you can you can
do other things. You can lounge. I mean, I could
be doing anything and you would never know. But to
have to have the energy to stare at someone the
entire phone call.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And I have to prepare myself. You want to have
a FaceTime, like, yeah, I have.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
This happened to me the other night where somebody was
like who I didn't really know very well, was like
texting and then all of a sudden, we're texting and
then I don't nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
In the fifties and you're in a newsroom.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We
were communicating, like, that's what we were doing. We were
communicating in morse code. I don't want to want to
know what I'm saying to people. Man, no one's using
in morse code anymore. I don't trust the phone. I
don't trust the phone. No one's on morse code. That's right,
that's where I share on my secrets.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So someone's surprised face right.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't because
I was laying in bed. It may have been too
early in the day for that. I wasn't prepared. I mean,
I've been wearing a lot of clothing. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what who do you think you are?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
There needs to be a calendar invite if you want
to face like this is crazy these kids and they're
just just going and they're just face timing anyone what.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I feel judged because every time my niece Polly calls me,
every time it seems like I'm in bed, and finally
she goes, Bob, but why are you in bed?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And it's like four, you know, and I'm like Polly.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Why are you gripa Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's called seasonal depression. You don't know anything about this yet.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I don't get enough sleep, Polly, I'm depressed.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, you just don't do so. Now it's funny. Now
when my four year old niece facetimes me, I get
out of bed so that she doesn't think that that
her uncle is a total loser. Yeah, which I want
her to believe a lie. I want her to believe
that I'm not a loser. I really do. Speaking of which,
and I wonder how many of you can relate to this,
because I know Kiki can eight five five five one
(15:36):
three five you can call it text the same number.
My sister is limiting access to the child, Oh to
the children really now, Now Polly's four, and then Mave
is one and maybe just says dad. Dad smiles a lot,
which is that's cute. But I give about thirty seconds
of that. I'm all set. There's only so much time,
and go maybe maybe and then she's not eh and
then like stick something in her mouth, but it really
goes on like on her you know, cheek and then
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say okay, I got it. Pollie could have like she
has like full on thoughts and communication now like full on.
I don't know where she comes up with these concepts,
no idea. So I FaceTime yesterday and my sister talks
to me for like ten minutes. And when I FaceTime,
it's to see the child. I want to see Polly. Okay,
I'm not fake. I'm sorry. Man. I've known you for
thirty six years. I love you. You're wonderful. I see I
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know what you look like. And I'm laying in bed.
I had no actually no, I had to get out
of bed because I was preparing for the call with
the four year old. So I had to make sure
I showered and look like a professional. I usually put
on a tie so it looks like a chef, like
you know, it's a formal occasion. You know that tux
I woreed I'd put that on souse. I wanted to
think that I'm like a waiter at a restaurant or
you know, something respectable. And so we talked for like
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ten minutes and she's like okay, by I'm like no, whoa, whoa.
She goes, oh, you want to see Polly, and then
she gives you the phone and then now Polly's engaged.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And sometimes Pollie's on the mood. And that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
If Polly's on the mood, we're not getting anywhere, We're
not doing anything, and god forbid we would force the
child or even encourage the child to speak to their uncle.
Polly's not in the mood. Okay, all right, So anyway,
so Polly's in the mood today. So she grabs a phone,
takes me into her little Ford. We're having a heart
to heart last about two minutes. All of a sudden
you see a hand swipe the phone. Okay, we're gonna
get going now. And I'm I know whoa whoa, whoa,
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whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I put this tux on, so I want to speak
in tong.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But what I wonder is like, is it because as
adults with kids, you're tired of being usurped for the children?
Is it because like, I don't know what what? Why
am I being limited access to my niece? Why am
I when my mom is the same way. It's like
only so much time, You only get so much time?
You want me to pay for college? I don't think
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so I'm gonna need a little more access in my
investment to my investment but I mean, does this do
you do this to your what?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, you don't because you need them for childcare.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh, I say, you know you want to talk to
you guys? Can yap all day all night.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Back to Pauline is like, you should come over and
do that. And when you do, I'm I step out.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Oh, I'm at my mom's door. I'm at the door
with the baby.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh you wanted to see gg Yeah, here she is
all yours.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
It just so happens. I was waiting outside for you
to ask yes. And I'm going to owe and hear
her diapers and food and enough rations for the next
four days.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I'll see you later.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yep, I am equipped, I said, here you go.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean like, my daughter's also younger, so when she
does FaceTime my mom or my mother in law, she
hangs up on them, so I have to run back
and call them back. So it's like a process. I
don't think Polly does that right. I'm assuming she's she's
good with the phone.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well, I get a little bit of whiplash. I get
a little dizzy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You know, we say, we're not we're not exactly sure
how it you know exactly where to look? And then
we can kind of stare at ourselves the whole time,
which is fine, like a double chin. Yeah, we's a
lot of that, and then we run around with it
a little bit too.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I feel like I love when my baby talks to
people on FaceTime because we have that, like back in
the day that wasn't an option. And obviously your your
you know grandma, right, Polly's grandma. Your mom doesn't live
here or with them neither, do you be?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Are all you know, different towns, different lives went extited.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
No, it's because my sister wanted her phone back. Probably
that's probably another option.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Maybe I'll buy the Maybe I'll do a Kiki set,
and I will buy her a phone that only facetimes
and uses the internet, and as we've learned on the show,
that doesn't call nine one one, because apparently a lot
of phones that you think don't work will still call
nine one one.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And as much as I love a story about a
kid who orders donuts from the cops, I don't need
it to be my niece, right, Yeah, unless it's a
way more creative request. Polly would ask for something more,
you know, she would be like, she wouldn't even she
wouldn't be donuts, it'd be specific donuts. She's a picky
little kid. I mean she knows, she knows the finer things. Yes,
she would call the cops and be like, mom won't
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buy me, you know, something very specific and they have
to bring it over.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But I'm not looking to be in the news.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
There was another kid the other day who called nine
one one because his mom ate his ice cream.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Oh, it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
They showed up. Yeah, he explained like, yeah, I want
her to go to jail. Yeah, I got my ice cream.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
He saved her in the end before she had to
go to jail.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Business and they were thinking about it. Child abuse, Yeah,
I hate the ice cream in front of the child.
How could you. There was a similar thing that happened
yesterday when Bella facetimes Kalin. The authorities were involved. They're like, oh,
my god, would you like us to arrest her for
this offense.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if
it was generational or if I just don't enjoy being
sneak attacked with a FaceTime it's abuse.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah. I also what is this one? This is what
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
If they're with the same people, you don't have to
look at them consistently, you know what they look like.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, No, I'm the one.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't understand that the people who have like drinks
drink nights like with their friends, like if their friends
don't live somewhere. So they'll get on FaceTime and they'll
be on there. They'll be on there for like four
hours together and there and they're going about their day
like the facetime's on, but they're you know, doing dishes
and doing laundry and you know, waxing themselves and god
knows what. I'll take it a shower and it's like
(20:55):
but the face times on the whole time, and it's
somehow that you're going to capture. I'm gonna forget that
the FaceTime is on and do something and you're gonna
see something that you didn't want to see. I don't
I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How are you very well?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Thanks for calling to what you got pro tip for
me on the FaceTime with the kids.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,
Thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime with my father.
That's fantastic because I could do something else during that time.
Just last week, my mom was facetiming with my daughter
for multiple hours and I go to check on them,
and I hear no talking. They're just staring at each other.
(21:39):
Oh my Mom's like eating cereal or something, and Winter's
just staring right back at her.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
You go, I'd.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Been fine with that.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I
can do.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Plus I already, you know, I already got a facial
and put the tucks on and got my eyebrows wax
and everything for this call. So like, we need to
make it count. You know, Pauline used to know that
that her uncle's not a total loser. At least pretend
thank you, Ashley, have a good day. Of course, other
text my kids FaceTime their grandma and pop up twice
every night. Wow, Okay, how about an iPad? Someone said iPad?
(22:14):
You can get FaceTime on it? There you go. I
think that's what needs to happen. I need to sneak it.
And you guys said this earlier, though, I need to
sneak it in like prison I'll have to like, I'll
have to like stick it in my butt and sneak
it in the house.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Well, that's how you sneak stuff into prison.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And then I'll have to like, you know, hide it
somewhere and be like, all right, Polly, don't show your mom.
Her mom's going to find a whole ass iPad somewhere
and like, where did this come from? Gave it to me,
is what she's gonna say.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, that's never no
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Change that idea head lions the biggest stories of the
day two minutes after Sabrina Freshchell
Fred's show is on Fred's Biggest Stories of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
So we have tens of listeners in Chicago.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
We have two in Norfolk, for example, but I think
we have one in Salt Lake City.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
That's exciting.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
But you're gonna hear about the Chicago River anyway, Why
because you've probably seen it at least and this.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Weekend they die at green.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I feel like everybody in the world sees the Chicago
River turned green every year. Have you ever asked yourself though, self,
why does it do that? Well, the Chicago River is
about to be died green for Saint Patrick's Say, tradition
that started back in nineteen sixty two.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Do you guys know why we do it or how
it started?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Actually no, So Chicago's famous green river started with a
simple idea by the head of the plumbers union. According
to a dude named Jim Coyn, a general chairman of
the parade the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, Stephen Bailey, saw
one of his plumbers with a green stain on his overalls,
and he said that he was trying to discover a
broken pipe. When a die hit the water, it bubbled
(00:55):
up green. So this guy happened to be with friends
and then Mayor Richard J. Daily Since nineteen six, the
river is then died every year on the Saturday before
Saint Patrick's Day. It takes two boats, a lead boat
to drop the dye and a chase both to mix
it up. The river dying and parade that follows draws
hundreds of thousands of people every single year and generates
millions of dollars for Chicago and the river dying of
(01:17):
it happens. When it happens tomorrow, it'll be live stream.
And I guess that's a it's kind of like a
fat of some kind. The green itself is not a dye.
It's like a some kind of I don't know if
it's like a I don't think it's animal.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
What is the green dye exactly?
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I thought it was just de m Just to be
clear on this.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
What is it? Come on? Ai?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, And I just told you why.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I don't know. I thought it was some kind of
like a weird.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Orange red vegetable based powder. Interesting.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It comes out.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Looking orange, Yeah, that's another thing it does, and then
it turns green in the water. But that that's how
it started. In case you're wondering why is it that
happens or who came up with it. Police are still
investigating the University of Pittsburgh students Dominican Republic disappearance. Today
work marks one week since a University of Pittsburgh student
went missing in the dr Police say they are not
(02:16):
ruling out foul play in the case. The student can
be seen on surveillance video with a previously questioned twenty
four year old man from Iowa walking to the beach
in an upscale Punta Kana resort on March sixth. Police
in the woman's hometown of Virginia say that he is
not a suspect, but a person of interest. Divers have
(02:37):
been looking for the twenty year old's body in rough
surf waters around the resort. They're saying that she'd drowned,
and I don't think the local authorities. Those back here
domestically are saying a whole lot. An American Airlines plane
caught fire at Denver International Airport in Colorado on Thursday,
the Boeing seven thirty seven. This has to be a mistake.
You know how much we love bowing with a bow
(03:00):
and iron going. Hey, this is a new feature on
the plane. Everyone just freaked out. But it's some kind
of new innovation, it could be, but it was diverted
to Denver shortly after departing from Colorado Springs. While the
plane was taxiing at the gate. The engine then caught
fire and the passengers had to evacuate. One hundred and
seventy two passengers six crew members aboard the flight. All
passengers were able to exit the plane. Only a few
(03:21):
minor injuries were incurred during the evacuation. Six passengers were
transported to the hospital. The FA is looking into it.
Have you guys heard about these baseball hats, these Major
League Baseball hats that came out that are causing all
kinds of controversy. So it's the new era major League
(03:41):
baseball collector hats that have just come out. The motif
of the new Caps overlays the team name with the
team logo. For example a for the Oakland Athletics, the
word athletics large y over the middle of the word
Yankees for example in New York Yankees. Well, unfortunately a
few of them didn't turn out so great, like for example,
(04:03):
the Texas Rangers. It looks like tetas across the front
of the hat, which means breasts because it's Texas, but
are the big tea. So it looks like the word tetas.
You should look up the one for the California Angels.
That one looks like a really fun weekend or a
special occasion. Yeah, however, you know these have sold out.
(04:23):
They've gone, especially the tetas one. Everybody wants that one.
But I saw a story yesterday about how many different
people these designs go through before they make it to production.
And it's like the Commissioner looks at them, major League
Baseball looks at them, New Era looks at them. They
were obviously designed by somebody, and then they go to
each individual team and each individual team looks and approves them.
(04:45):
So this is not like a mistake. I mean many
many people decided that a Texas Rangers tetas out needed
to be out there, and it's kind of brilliant because
now we're talking about it, but they're sold out. If
you want one of the Rangers ads, you have to
pay somewhere between seven hundred and fifteen eight hundred bucks
on auction sites.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
The Angels hat. Did you look at the Angel's head?
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I sure did?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
We should get one for you.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I was going to say that represents me very well.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
You will for a while. Then you do know something
called Pauline's.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
Promise, Yes, got this ring something like that.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
If you're a true historian of the show, then you
know the reference. But we'll get you that ahead if
we can find. It's five hundred bucks online though, if
you want to, you want a birthday gift alcohol. This
is a story today in the top story and biggest
stories of the day. Drinking alcohol increases the likelihood of
a sunburn. In a national study, twenty one and a
half percent of sunburn individuals reported drinking alcohol at the time,
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likely due to impair judgment, reduce sunscreen reapplication, and longer
sun exposure. So if you're traveling for spring break and
you're not on a plane that breaks or catches fire,
and I hope that you're not, or on a spirit
flight where someone you know wrestles somebody else or whatever,
make sure that you're putting on sunscreen, flame and hot
cheeto shape Like Michael Jordan's iconic Jumpman logo is up
(06:02):
for sale, don't it resembles Jordan Donking during the nineteen
ninety one NBA finals there's more than two weeks left
for bidding, so I'm still, you know, bidding on this
for you. I know you're big Cheetos. Oh yeah, hot
Cheetos girl. Two hundred and seventy five is the current offer. Oh okay,
I can afford that. Yeah, that's a light work.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Well, my husband loves Michael Jordan, like I think every
Chicago nineties kid does. And if you see my basement,
which you have, Fred, you can definitely tell he loves
Michael Jordan. So that cheat a might end up down
there one way or another. Yeah, cue your basement concerned me? Yeah,
me too, because I was at your home and we
went to the basement and at the time, you know,
you would I guess somewhat recently moved in.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
So yeah, that was going to be your husband.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Hobby's space, yeah, the man cave, and he was going
to be able to put his memorabilia and whatever else
down there. Okay, So imagine this. You walk down to
someone's basement, okay, and there's there's stuff everywhere, And I
understand why that's not the part that you know, because
you just you're just figuring out where to put everything. Right,
So you've got frames hanging leaning against the wall, not much.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
As hung up.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
You've got just items kind of everywhere. And then you
look at a wall and just randomly completely off center,
just at just literally like someone just threw a nail
at the wall and then hung something. It's just a
random item just hanging just like in no location specifically whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, And I looked at you, I.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Go, what what is the plan here?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Things about it? I know because I think about it too.
I have to look at that.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Every day, like how are you going to arrange the
rest of this around that?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Yeah, we didn't even start in the middle or the top,
left or the top.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We didn't even stop.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
No, no, no, no, he had one of.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
Those guys come do it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
We gotta have guy professionally that we take away the tequila.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
It was just a random framed item, completely off center.
Speaker 5 (07:53):
Just yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Yeah, I was so bothered.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
I don't get.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Bothered by that kind of stuff, but that one photo
really it really that's me when I go down to
do my laundry and I'm like trying to pull my
chonies that I have to look over and I see
it off settered photo and like.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
What's the plan here?
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What did you What are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Well, I'm lucky or lucky to us.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
We're gonna have to knock down the walls because we've
gotta do some plumbing stuff because the floods and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
We're gonna start. We're gonna do a whole new canvas.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
I want to read you here because I got to
put some stuff up too.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Yeah, it's gotta go.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Because he's had a ton of stuff, and so I'm
just I mean, I'm worried. I'm like, first of all,
that's not a fishing use of walls space. No.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Second of all, it's I'm centered. My OCD is going crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I know when you'd be out, let me come over
with a laser laser level like we It'll take me
two or three days, but I'll get it'll look amazing.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, I think he had a photo plan that's supposed
to be I think like a little more skinnier or something.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I'm like, I still don't think it's gonna fit.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Though. The other pop of my head is my OCD
is so bad that when I move from my house,
I'm gonna have to have the walls like retextured and
repainted completely because if you take if you take my
frame stuff off the wall, there are about four holes
behind each one where I I measured, but it wasn't
quite perfect.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
So I'd take the thing.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Down, move it over a little bang bang bang bang bang,
And so now there's two holes, and I'd put it up,
and I'd stare at it for a one bit. That's
not right, you know, and then I would put another
and finally I get it right. But like, honestly, there
are probably seven hundred holes in my walls from about
ten different pieces of art that are up on the wall.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
It's hard. People don't talk about how hard it is.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
You got to look at it every day.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
You gotta be right, Yes, thank you, you're not crazy anyway.
I am though, But flaming hot Cheeto two hundred and
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in biggest stories of the data, simple story. But a
Florida man this is in Tampa, by the way, so
not for our friends. Never would this happen in Palm
Beach County ever, But a Florida man was arrested for
a lap dance heist, a lap dance hest. He received
(09:45):
one hundred and sixty dollars worth of dances but did
not pay, and a deputy said that the guy may
have displayed the indications of alcohol influence, but he was
charged with misdemeanor theft. It is against the law to
receive a lap dance, and oh, yes, as it should be.
I agree. I stole the services from these poor young ladies.
(10:07):
Just try to make it through nursing school. How dare you?
You can get arrested for that, so don't do. It's
National Potato Chip Day, National Children's Craft Day, and National
Pie Day three point one four, whichever year. I wonder
why we have that day, but we do, so happy
three point one day. I would prefer it with pie Day,
like apple pie. Maybe maybe I'll make it that. Yeah,
(10:30):
I'll make it something where I can stuff my face
with the sugary s upsets, because I love that. The
entertainer report in three minutes, stretch out Bellahmene, did you dirty?
Oh my god, Bellahamin did you dirty? She Bellahamine did
something that you just cannot do. He cannot do it,
can't do what Bellahamen did. Unbelievable. I can't shake it.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Are you able to talk about it?
Speaker 5 (10:54):
I'll try it's still a little traumatic.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Okay, I'll go ahead, please, Okay, So did you get
a spray?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Tim?
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:03):
I can tell you were looking at me. I look like,
who am I pig pen or play pen?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Well, pig pen, But I didn't say that. I don't
think you're a big pen at all. I would I
would never say that. You're the little kid with the
flies in the dirt that surrounded him in the cartoon.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Around in mud. He's the dirty one. That's what I
look like.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Pig pens. The peanut isn't the peanuts? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Yeah, missed that day?
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
You missed the peanuts?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
I never want I know what they are because he snoopy.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yes, the peanuts peanuts, But there was more.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Than just snoopy, like the PIDs are called the peanuts.
Well yeah, the group of people. Yeah got it? And
and yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So he had like always had dirt around him and
like looked like little flies. And for some reason he
was balding. I don't know why. I'm not sure why
the child was balding.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But I got you.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
I got you.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Where the hell were you growing up? Did you were
you want mars? Do you know how to get back? Maybe? No?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
One showed me this, but honestly, I'm kind of okay
with it because it looks terrifying.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Well that's what I look like right now.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
But anyways, so Belhamine earlier in the week, and we
love her so much, she's our love. After this, I
don't know, Well, she betrayed me, but that's fine. So
she as me a couple of days ago if she
could get some what she called adult advice. I thought
we were both adults. But hey, listen, I will be
your big radio sister. And I said, of course, like,
not the issue at all. She said, okay, can I
(12:27):
call you? Of course, not the issue at all. She
then proceeds to FaceTime me a surprise FaceTime surprise face time,
and I looked at it frozen. We're not frozen because
I call it my witching hour, between like two and three.
It's really hard for us. I don't know if you
guys feel the same way.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
With our sad we're talking about PM.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
When you start your day at four am, then the
two to three PM is typically difficult.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Yeah, I had no makeup on, no braun.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Fighting for my life looked rough and there's a certain
level of energy it takes to look at someone in
the eye the entire conversation. So I was frozen, didn't
know what to do. But I'm like, okay, she needs me,
so I answer and I said, Bella, this is not
the same as a phone call.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
She said, what do you mean.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
My sister and my mom say that to me all
the time, and I'm like, because they're right. A FaceTime
is very different than a phone call. And these kids,
they they think a FaceTime is always acceptable.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You do not surprise ambush FaceTime someone under any circumstances.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
You and I know that, any circumstances. And it's just
like when you're on the phone, you can you can
do other things. You can lounge. I mean, I could
be doing anything and you would never know. But to
have to have the energy to stare at someone the
entire phone call.
Speaker 5 (13:47):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And I have to prepare myself. You want to have
a FaceTime, like, yeah, I have.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
This happened to me the other night where somebody was
like who I didn't really know very well, was like
texting and then all of a sudden, we're texting and
then I don't nowhere.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
In the fifties and you're in a newsroom.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
It was morse code. They were morse coding me. We
were communicating, like, that's what we were doing. We were
communicating in morse code. I don't want to want to
know what I'm saying to people. Man, no one's using
in morse code anymore. I don't trust the phone. I
don't trust the phone. No one's on morse code. That's right,
that's where I share on my secrets.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
So someone's surprised face right.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
And I was like, no, no, no, you didn't because
I was laying in bed. It may have been too
early in the day for that. I wasn't prepared. I mean,
I've been wearing a lot of clothing. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what who do you think you are?
Speaker 6 (14:46):
There needs to be a calendar invite if you want
to face like this is crazy these kids and they're
just just going and they're just face timing anyone what.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I feel judged because every time my niece Polly calls me,
every time it seems like I'm in bed, and finally
she goes, Bob, but why are you in bed?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And it's like four, you know, and I'm like Polly.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Why are you gripa Joe.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It's called seasonal depression. You don't know anything about this yet.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
I don't get enough sleep, Polly, I'm depressed.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Yeah, you just don't do so. Now it's funny. Now
when my four year old niece facetimes me, I get
out of bed so that she doesn't think that that
her uncle is a total loser. Yeah, which I want
her to believe a lie. I want her to believe
that I'm not a loser. I really do. Speaking of which,
and I wonder how many of you can relate to this,
because I know Kiki can eight five five five one
(15:36):
three five you can call it text the same number.
My sister is limiting access to the child, Oh to
the children really now, Now Polly's four, and then Mave
is one and maybe just says dad. Dad smiles a lot,
which is that's cute. But I give about thirty seconds
of that. I'm all set. There's only so much time,
and go maybe maybe and then she's not eh and
then like stick something in her mouth, but it really
goes on like on her you know, cheek and then
(15:58):
say okay, I got it. Pollie could have like she
has like full on thoughts and communication now like full on.
I don't know where she comes up with these concepts,
no idea. So I FaceTime yesterday and my sister talks
to me for like ten minutes. And when I FaceTime,
it's to see the child. I want to see Polly. Okay,
I'm not fake. I'm sorry. Man. I've known you for
thirty six years. I love you. You're wonderful. I see I
(16:19):
know what you look like. And I'm laying in bed.
I had no actually no, I had to get out
of bed because I was preparing for the call with
the four year old. So I had to make sure
I showered and look like a professional. I usually put
on a tie so it looks like a chef, like
you know, it's a formal occasion. You know that tux
I woreed I'd put that on souse. I wanted to
think that I'm like a waiter at a restaurant or
you know, something respectable. And so we talked for like
(16:40):
ten minutes and she's like okay, by I'm like no, whoa, whoa.
She goes, oh, you want to see Polly, and then
she gives you the phone and then now Polly's engaged.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And sometimes Pollie's on the mood. And that's another thing.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
If Polly's on the mood, we're not getting anywhere, We're
not doing anything, and god forbid we would force the
child or even encourage the child to speak to their uncle.
Polly's not in the mood. Okay, all right, So anyway,
so Polly's in the mood today. So she grabs a phone,
takes me into her little Ford. We're having a heart
to heart last about two minutes. All of a sudden
you see a hand swipe the phone. Okay, we're gonna
get going now. And I'm I know whoa whoa, whoa,
(17:14):
whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I put this tux on, so I want to speak
in tong.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
But what I wonder is like, is it because as
adults with kids, you're tired of being usurped for the children?
Is it because like, I don't know what what? Why
am I being limited access to my niece? Why am
I when my mom is the same way. It's like
only so much time, You only get so much time?
You want me to pay for college? I don't think
(17:41):
so I'm gonna need a little more access in my
investment to my investment but I mean, does this do
you do this to your what?
Speaker 2 (17:48):
No, you don't because you need them for childcare.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Oh, I say, you know you want to talk to
you guys? Can yap all day all night.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Back to Pauline is like, you should come over and
do that. And when you do, I'm I step out.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
Oh, I'm at my mom's door. I'm at the door
with the baby.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh you wanted to see gg Yeah, here she is
all yours.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
It just so happens. I was waiting outside for you
to ask yes. And I'm going to owe and hear
her diapers and food and enough rations for the next
four days.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
I'll see you later.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yep, I am equipped, I said, here you go.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
I mean like, my daughter's also younger, so when she
does FaceTime my mom or my mother in law, she
hangs up on them, so I have to run back
and call them back. So it's like a process. I
don't think Polly does that right. I'm assuming she's she's
good with the phone.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Well, I get a little bit of whiplash. I get
a little dizzy.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
You know, we say, we're not we're not exactly sure
how it you know exactly where to look? And then
we can kind of stare at ourselves the whole time,
which is fine, like a double chin. Yeah, we's a
lot of that, and then we run around with it
a little bit too.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I feel like I love when my baby talks to
people on FaceTime because we have that, like back in
the day that wasn't an option. And obviously your your
you know grandma, right, Polly's grandma. Your mom doesn't live
here or with them neither, do you be?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (18:57):
Are all you know, different towns, different lives went extited.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
No, it's because my sister wanted her phone back. Probably
that's probably another option.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Maybe I'll buy the Maybe I'll do a Kiki set,
and I will buy her a phone that only facetimes
and uses the internet, and as we've learned on the show,
that doesn't call nine one one, because apparently a lot
of phones that you think don't work will still call
nine one one.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
And as much as I love a story about a
kid who orders donuts from the cops, I don't need
it to be my niece, right, Yeah, unless it's a
way more creative request. Polly would ask for something more,
you know, she would be like, she wouldn't even she
wouldn't be donuts, it'd be specific donuts. She's a picky
little kid. I mean she knows, she knows the finer things. Yes,
she would call the cops and be like, mom won't
(19:40):
buy me, you know, something very specific and they have
to bring it over.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
But I'm not looking to be in the news.
Speaker 6 (19:44):
There was another kid the other day who called nine
one one because his mom ate his ice cream.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Oh, it was hilarious.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
There you go.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
They showed up. Yeah, he explained like, yeah, I want
her to go to jail. Yeah, I got my ice cream.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yea.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
He saved her in the end before she had to
go to jail.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Business and they were thinking about it. Child abuse, Yeah,
I hate the ice cream in front of the child.
How could you. There was a similar thing that happened
yesterday when Bella facetimes Kalin. The authorities were involved. They're like, oh,
my god, would you like us to arrest her for
this offense.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
I'm glad you guys agree, because I didn't know if
it was generational or if I just don't enjoy being
sneak attacked with a FaceTime it's abuse.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah. I also what is this one? This is what
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
If they're with the same people, you don't have to
look at them consistently, you know what they look like.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, No, I'm the one.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
I don't understand that the people who have like drinks
drink nights like with their friends, like if their friends
don't live somewhere. So they'll get on FaceTime and they'll
be on there. They'll be on there for like four
hours together and there and they're going about their day
like the facetime's on, but they're you know, doing dishes
and doing laundry and you know, waxing themselves and god
knows what. I'll take it a shower and it's like
(20:55):
but the face times on the whole time, and it's
somehow that you're going to capture. I'm gonna forget that
the FaceTime is on and do something and you're gonna
see something that you didn't want to see. I don't
I'm not interested. Hey Ashley, Hi, Hi, good morning.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
How are you very well?
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Thanks for calling to what you got pro tip for
me on the FaceTime with the kids.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
So I'm nine months pregnant at this point. Oh congratulations,
Thank you. When someone wants to FaceTime with my father.
That's fantastic because I could do something else during that time.
Just last week, my mom was facetiming with my daughter
for multiple hours and I go to check on them,
and I hear no talking. They're just staring at each other.
(21:39):
Oh my Mom's like eating cereal or something, and Winter's
just staring right back at her.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
You go, I'd.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Been fine with that.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I'd be fine with that. Like, that's a FaceTime I
can do.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Plus I already, you know, I already got a facial
and put the tucks on and got my eyebrows wax
and everything for this call. So like, we need to
make it count. You know, Pauline used to know that
that her uncle's not a total loser. At least pretend
thank you, Ashley, have a good day. Of course, other
text my kids FaceTime their grandma and pop up twice
every night. Wow, Okay, how about an iPad? Someone said iPad?
(22:14):
You can get FaceTime on it? There you go. I
think that's what needs to happen. I need to sneak it.
And you guys said this earlier, though, I need to
sneak it in like prison I'll have to like, I'll
have to like stick it in my butt and sneak
it in the house.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Well, that's how you sneak stuff into prison.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
And then I'll have to like, you know, hide it
somewhere and be like, all right, Polly, don't show your mom.
Her mom's going to find a whole ass iPad somewhere
and like, where did this come from? Gave it to me,
is what she's gonna say.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
No, that's never no
Speaker 3 (22:48):
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