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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's get you hooked up a trip for Tunisie, Jennifer
Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez off
All Night Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty twenty six,
at the Coliseum at Caesar's.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Palace, Text Vegas. He's seven three.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Three seven right now for a chance to win two
tickets to the March thirteenth show at Two Night Hotel
Say March twelfth through the fourteenth at the Flamingo Hotel Casino,
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thanks to Live Dation. Tickets are on sale now at
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(00:37):
January third, and March sixth through the twenty eighth. I
wasn't ready for that. I wasn't ready for that. I
pushed the wrong button. You know why I put wrong
Because I was texting someone, That's why. But I had
a momentary freak cut. I was texting someone.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I thought I had texted the wrong person, the wrong
till let's start over again. I'm sorry here, No, we'll
start over again.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, because no, I I had that momentary freak out
where someone texted me and I was talking to a
little bit of ish, and then I thought maybe I'd
send to the wrong person. So I'm sorry, I freaked out.
We'll start over.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
We start over. We're getting over ball starting over. And
you know, there are a lot of hot freads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
List was kind of fine, Oh yeah, he was. I
like a man and go to work. Yeah, he beat
him at his feet on the ground that he gets there.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know that's on Fred's show. Is I've ever done that? Though?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Have you ever actually have you sent the wrong text
to the wrong person? Because you I mean, I wasn't.
It wasn't like a terrible text, but I was talking
about someone and then.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But sometimes you could.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Go to type in the person who you're talking about
as the recipient instead of the you know what I mean, Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Other person in this room that keep talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I was texting Pauline about you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yea, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I do it all day.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I said my commentary about all the things that you
say as you're saying them to other people in the room.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, Yeah, I was talking about you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Better put your eyes on the wheel or on the road.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I probably should, but it's Friday and I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So I mean, the funny thing is I care deeply,
Like how do you do? How do you do?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Ye? Like? How do you find yourself in this position
where I cared deeply deeply and yet I don't care
at all? How does that happen?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's my life story too? A memoir, is it?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I care deeply, but not at all? A memoir by
Paulina Helena Rowe. So no, has it happened to you?
Have you actually completed though the text message to the
wrong person? And then you have to figure out a
way assuming it wasn't that bad to like reverse course, Like,
ah see, that was funny when I called you a moron.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm sure I have. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know a specific time, but like you know,
these things happen.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know a guy who almost ended his career that
way because he was doing that very thing. He was
texting someone else about an executive that had actually sort
of been a jerk. I mean, he kind of was
a jerk about something that he did, and so he
was texting it and this is back in the BlackBerry
day that days, and so he texted and as soon
(03:19):
as he realized what he had done, he ripped the
battery out of his BlackBerry and threw it across the
hotel room. Oh but it landed though, and the guy
saw it and figured it out, and then he had
a chance to own it because the guy rode him
back and said, did you mean to send that to me?
And he tried to say like he tried to spin
it like ahha nah, just playing with you. And then
(03:41):
that's what really set the guy off. The guy was like, Okay,
we're at it. We're done. And for years he wouldn't
talk to him. And it was like a very important
person in a very important city and he needed to
be able to have access to him, and for years
he didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The guy just wouldn't talk to him. You got a.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Double check when you talk and stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You know, somebody has done it to me, Like they've
sent any screenshots of our conversation that they were trying
to share with somebody else. Ooh, And I was like,
your boy, I'm not talking to you for years. I
got on food with you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah. Really you shut them down?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, because what were you what were you trying to do?
Why are you screenshotting our conversation?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You wearo oh so they send you a screenshot of
your own conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You were like, well, why do you have that?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Y right?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Why do you have that? Oh boy, I'd be.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Pissed too, you know what, I do get it, and
I don't know if you guys get it either. But
when someone is sending something on my social media to
someone else, but they accidentally send it to me, you
know what I mean, Like with a comment, So like
sometimes a comment, yeah, Like sometimes it'll be nice, like oh,
like you know, so happy for her on this vacation,
but like sometimes it'll be like, oh my around, did
(04:43):
you see this? And it's like they send it to
me on Instagram instead of the person.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm so sorry my mom did that to you, because
my mom doesn't really understand sometimes who she's sending what
to and who she's talking to. And after almost a decade,
which she knows who you and Paulina can when I'm Paulina,
she knows who you two are, but she and it's
not uncommon that people sometimes confuse the comments that you
make because you have apparently similar sounding voices. The only
(05:10):
person doesn't sound like anybody else on this show is me.
Sometimes I'm confused with Jason, but not very often. It
doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You know what's weird, Your mom, like when she's texting me,
knows exactly who I am at all times, but I
think on line it gets mixed up.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
All you got that, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Or she'll think that she's thank god, she's ever done
anything like terrible that I'm aware of it, or talked
to any smack. But she thinks she's talking to me,
but she's talking to the show. Or she thinks she's
talking privately but it's public. Yeah, well, we're working on tech.
We're working on tech a little bit. And her new
thing is I think I may have mentioned this before.
Her new thing is, Oh, I didn't get that. And
(05:48):
I love my mom deeply. I love my mom to
the ends of the earth. But you got it. You
got it, definitely absolutely received it. Now what you did
with it once she received it, I don't know. But
you got the text and you got the email like
you did. It happened. It's twenty twenty five. It didn't
just disappear into the ether like, yeah, got it's there.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You got it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I didn't see it. I didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No no, don't empower the no no no, no no no,
do not empower this.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you deleted it, if you ignored it, if you
skipped over it, that you still got.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It, got it, did get it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Guys, you may as well just say I didn't want
to read it, or I erased it, or it wasn't
important to me, or I was I was distracted. Just
say that, but don't tell me. As soon as you
tell me you didn't get it, I know it was
one of the other things.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Already you got it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Our elders love to do that. My aunt is older
and she does that, and I'm like, no, but you've
got like my invitations, every single one of them. It
says you read them on February one.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's the other things. Those were those darned re read receipts,
those that gets you every time. And normally I would
tell someone to turn them off, and I would say, hey,
you know you read receipts are on?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I turned those off.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, certain people, I've decided not to inform them of
that because it's what I used. Then later as receipts
when I said no, but I did see it, because
there it is.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, I'm gonna put on that thing, that annoying feature
that I don't even know if it still exists, that
you can put on emails where it pops up when
you open it, like the recipient wants to know that
or the sender wants to know that you read this.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna start putting out on all her
stuff because I'm like, nope, see I got confirmation that
you saw the email.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I'm just impressed that you were talking smack like this
early in the morning, like no one else is even awake.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It has no hours, it has no schedule, it has
no boundaries. No, I have no boundaries these days. I
have none. Hey I am I am standing on business
and I am speaking my truth and any other cliche
phrases I can use.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm doing toes down. Yeah, ten toes down.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah you're seeing it on business, but like really on business.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, wow, ten toes down. That's why a lot of
people need to know ten toes down right now?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They do.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, okay, well you heard a little sneak peak, which
is what I was trying to do. It was a
little sneak peak of Azara Larsen song, which is gonna
be really exciting. Good morning, Kiki, good morning, Hi Klin.
Jason's out today, Hyplina. I puts the wrong button. I
got a lot of buttons. I put the wrong one. I
was I had a phone in one hand. I was
texting with my left hand too, which is even more dangerous.
Oh wow, because I'm a right handed person. Normally it's
(08:14):
a two hand situation. That fella that is going to
be isolated in ways that I could only hope it
would be someday when we win our Golden Dome Award
from the what is it illa State of Illinois or something?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, Illinois. Yeah, No, I think we're going to win
this year.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Also, I don't think a lot of people applied to win,
so and I think we actually applied this year, unlike
other years where we were told that we did Bellahamina
this year on the phone in the text eight five
five five nine one one oh three five.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A lot of people been inquiring about my mental health lately,
by a lot of people, like a lot of people
I meet a lot of people actually, like when people
say everyone's been asking me about or everyone I keep
getting asked about. That's usually like two people and one
person your mom, that no one asked you. But I
actually have been asking quite frequently about my mental health.
And I just want you to know it's great. It's
(09:04):
maybe it's never been better. I've never felt more free.
I really haven't you up?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You have a new found energy like you have well
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sure where it's coming from, but it's it's something. And
then so the first I was like, oh no, I'm
worried people might think you know bad things about me.
You were like, they might think I'm you know, like
I don't know, this is terrible. And then like no, no, no,
we like it, like we like watching you. You just
melt down before I very eyes.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So good.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm glad that I could. That's what I'm here for, guys,
That's what that was. What God put me on this
earth to do, is for you all to witness my
complete and total, gradual meltdown.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You crash out, yeah, exactly, No, it's good.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Ready for it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And by crash out, I mean like wind up in
a fetal position, like in Florida, somewhere on a beach,
you know, like, you know, I don't mean anything worse
than that. I just mean, you know, at some point
I'll just give up and take care of Kiki's old
job at KFC, which is its looking pretty good to
me right now.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You we need you, except except for the working with
the chicken part. I don't think i'd like that. It's
ulto TecTile. I don't want to Maybe I'll be a
minimum of a managerial position. Yeah, okay, you know what
I mean. I don't want to actually touch the raw chicken.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And you know what, I don't think I ever touched
the raw chicken.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh you didn't know. But don't you have to make
the fried chicken your like, don't they dip it and
its yeah? Oen, but it comes, it's already, so you're
not taking the chicken and breading it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And then yes you are not not you as the manager.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay, good because I'm already I've already I'm already managed.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But you have to Oh you're already manager?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, okay, good because I don't think i'd be good
at that part. And I also don't want to be
responsible for the temperature of the chicken because I think
everybody would get black chicken because I would be afraid
to kill them with selmonilla.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you eat chicken
at my house. It's well done.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like we really we were sure, yeah, we were sure
that we weren't going to die. The biggest stories of
the day, the Entertainment Report and blogs coming up this
hour already working.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay, Well, a I tried to kill Dolly Parton and
Reba McIntire, so we got to talk about that. Also,
the person who says that they were embarrassed by almost
the whole world talking about the size of their member.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh well, in this way, I don't know how embarrassed
I really maybe a little.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But if it can go two ways, this is the
way that I would like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm not buying because it could be so much worse.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
When we're talking about that part of the body waiting
by the phone? Why did somebody get ghosted? Two hundred
bucks with Shelley in the show down, The Friday Throwback
dance party is coming up.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is the press show.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Let's get You Hotel a trip for TUTI see Jennifer
Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez off
All Night Live in Las Vegas, March thirteenth, twenty twenty six,
at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Text Vegas. He's seven three three.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Seven right now for a chance to win two tickets
to the March thirteenth show, a two night hotel say
March twelve through the fourteenth at the Flamingo Hotel Casino,
Las Vegas and Round Trepair Fair. A confirmation text will
be sent Stannard message and data rates may apply.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
All thanks to Live Nation.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Tickets are on sale now at ticketmaster dot com for
all shows running December thirtieth, January third, and March sixth
through the twenty eighth. We are ripped off regularly on
this show. I mean just right in front of our faces.
People just change the name of our segments, or just
barely change the name and do the exact same segments.
Some people in town just do the exact same content.
(12:15):
They don't even bother. Like, we have ripped off plenty
of things around here, but at least we change them
and make them our own. Some people just do the
same thing, and that's cool, it's all good. But I'd
just like to say, right now, Kiki, we are I
am blatantly at your direction, ripping off something that Melissa
Melissa Foreman did on light FM a few days ago,
(12:36):
because he was STI good, yes, and what's his face
from Nike? He just Phil Night just hit me up
and said, hey, you can have that extra seven hundred
mil that you left off my net worth and with that,
I would like to hire someone to do one thing
that I don't want to do in my life anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
One thing. Okay, what is the three five?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You've got the money and you can hire someone to
do one daily activity on your behalf that you don't
want to do or that would be just an amazing
luxury for you.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What would you choose? You context the same number this question
was asked.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I think we talked about this over vacation, my mom
and my aunt and for me, every time I get
out of my bed, every time I want to come
back and the bed has been remade, refluffed, new sheets
that smell like forty seven sheets a bounce, and everything's
like smooth and perfect, like a hotel. Like if you
go to a really nice hotel and you leave like whatever,
(13:40):
they'll come turn the bed down. Sometimes they'll make it.
If you're like a really fancy place. I don't typically
get to say those kinds of places, but if I do,
when I do, they do that kind of thing and
they put a little chocolate on there sometimes. You know,
what would it be for you guys though? One thing
eight five five three five. Money is no object.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Laundry, yes, is my biggest op in life. That's my
biggest hurdle in life. Laundry.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So you would you would leave the house or whatever,
you'd come home and everything would be laundered, and then
I think also you laundry would need to include putting
it away.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, that's the biggest part. Like I'm down to put
it in the washer, put in a dryer. It's after
it's in the dryer. I don't want to deal with it.
I don't want to fold, I don't want to put
it away.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'll put it. I want to match socks.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, but I don't really want to have to because
you know, I just watch everything on cold or I
dry clean it because I just don't bother.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
With separating things. But yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So you'd put everything in there and then you just
walk away and the next time you looked at it, it.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Was perfect laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Please, okay, all right, uh, Kaitlin.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I remember between like practical things and things that aren't
so practical that I just would want because I'm bougie.
I think like having a very healthy chef would make
me really happy and not just I know my boyfriend
can cook, but we argue about the amount of salt sometimes. Also,
like I'm not going to order him to like meal
prep for me. I would love a chef to like
(15:04):
just make all my meals. I want to eat clean,
eat well, but like have it taste good.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't want to cook.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think that's that's a really good one that might
be better than the bad one. I might if I
could only have one, I might do the same thing.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Somebody cooking it up and it's good and it's fresh
and it's healthy, but also tastes good and you didn't
have to like reheat kind of. There's a lot of
ways you can do this where you reheat the food
and that's fine, but.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, like someone actually cooking it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I would love that, Yes, yes, yeah, I see
these on TikTok. They got these guys, the personal chefs,
Like I have a person just half an ant ins.
I follow those two, and then there's one. Here's the life.
It's like an Asian dude. Here's the life of a
personal chef in Beverly Hills. And it's him like, I
went to the farmer's market today and I got a
bunch of vegetables, most of which I've never seen before.
I don't even know what these vegetables are called. He's like,
(15:50):
this is a come quite orange. I come quite orange, banana, mango,
it's all in one.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We don't have those here'll man, what are you all doing?
Beauting fruits?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But it's just like every meal, and then they're always
having guests over, and the guests, like today's guest wanted
a medium rare flaming on. I'm like, oh, so my
friends can make menu requests that would be lit.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I know it would be.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I think that that is a luxury worth having Paulina free.
One thing we come up with many now, but one.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think for me be a favor to all of society.
But it would be to have a driver.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, I read want a driver too. You want a
driver anyway you took mine?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
You want a driver, a car and a driver that
takes me every morning to work and brings me home
every night and I have breakfast in the back and
read my books and on the phone.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Hold on, that's a big flex in itself. Point you
can drive and read.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I read what you can.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You can even if someone else is driving. You can
read a book in a car. I get in motion,
I get sick.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I would find a special car that didn't make me sure?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I mean, we're making this all up. So yeah, okay,
A lot of people are saying this. A lot of
people want someone to drive them around. And I can
see that, especially if you're someone who's commuting.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, it's just the day to day. If it's you know,
an hour a day where I can just take a
nap and stuff instead of driving, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, I think so too. Thank you, Irene. Have a
great day.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Thank you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Now, Amanda, Amanda, you said cooking and cleaning, but you
only get one, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The exercise is one, but like the act of.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Cook like someone cooking for you and then cleaning up
after themselves.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well, I'm sorry, but that would be included, like if
I hire a chef. I mean, it's just it's a
crazy statement. If I hire a chef, then yeah, no,
you're you're gonna come in there, you're gonna cook the food,
and you're gonna leave like you were never there. Because
that's an issue I have with cooking myself too, as
I clean as I cook, and it's like by the
time I get because I can't enjoy the food that
I just made unless everything is clean. But then by
(17:56):
the time I get to the food is cold.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
True, and no one prepares you for how much cleaning
goes into or maybe you cook whatever you want in
a hole. So I just thought that would get.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's a good one. That's a really good one, Amanda.
Thank you, have a good day you too. Also, I'm
gonna say this too, like, uh, the cleaning is an
art and some people are just really good at it.
Like I can't make my countertop for some reason, I
can't make my countertops look the same way that the
person who comes once a month can do it. I
got someone comes once in one time a month. It's
(18:30):
like the greatest day of the whole that I come
home and everything, but for some reason, like I just can't,
I don't do it as well as they do, Like
it's an art. It's a it's a skill, and you
if you're fortunate enough to have someone to do that
for you at any point, you should pay them because
it is it's not easy. Yep, it's not easy to
do and to make everything look perfect. Is it a seal? Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Hi, good morning. So you you can have one thing
done for you. What is it?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And a laundry You have laundry? Yes, yeah, yeah, laundry
is always a big mission for me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I have this chair. It's just full of clean clothes
like cher and it just piles up. Yeah, eating on
me every day.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
But it's laundry, like do the laundry, pull the laundry.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Hang it up, put it away. Yeah, I agree with you.
A seal. Thank you, it's a good one. Thank you.
Have a good day. No, you have a you have
a chair? I have what? I have a dryer,
This is the Bread Show.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Let's get you hooked up a trip for Tunisie, Jennifer
Lopez her brand new Las Vegas residency. Jennifer Lopez off
All Night Live in Las Vegas March thirteenth, twenty twenty six,
at the Coliseum at Caesar's.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Palace, Text Vegas. He's seven three.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Three seven right now for a chance to win two
tickets to the March thirteenth show at Two Night Hotel
Say March twelfth through the fourteenth at the Flamingo Hotel Casino,
Las Vegas and Brown Trepair Fair. A confirmation text will
be sent Dannard Message and Dana rates may apply. All
thanks to Live Dation. Tickets are on sale now at
ticketmaster dot com for all shows running December thirtieth through
(00:37):
January third, and March sixth through the twenty eighth. I
wasn't ready for that. I wasn't ready for that. I
pushed the wrong button. You know why I put wrong
Because I was texting someone, That's why. But I had
a momentary freak cut. I was texting someone.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I thought I had texted the wrong person, the wrong
till let's start over again. I'm sorry here, No, we'll
start over again.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
No, because no, I I had that momentary freak out
where someone texted me and I was talking to a
little bit of ish, and then I thought maybe I'd
send to the wrong person. So I'm sorry, I freaked out.
We'll start over.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
We start over. We're getting over ball starting over. And
you know, there are a lot of hot freads. I
don't know if there are.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
List was kind of fine, Oh yeah, he was. I
like a man and go to work. Yeah, he beat
him at his feet on the ground that he gets there.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
You know that's on Fred's show. Is I've ever done that? Though?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Have you ever actually have you sent the wrong text
to the wrong person? Because you I mean, I wasn't.
It wasn't like a terrible text, but I was talking
about someone and then.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But sometimes you could.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Go to type in the person who you're talking about
as the recipient instead of the you know what I mean, Yeah, the.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Other person in this room that keep talking about.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I was texting Pauline about you.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yea, I was.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I do it all day.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I said my commentary about all the things that you
say as you're saying them to other people in the room.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, Yeah, I was talking about you.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Better put your eyes on the wheel or on the road.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, I probably should, but it's Friday and I don't
really care.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So I mean, the funny thing is I care deeply,
Like how do you do? How do you do?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Ye? Like? How do you find yourself in this position
where I cared deeply deeply and yet I don't care
at all? How does that happen?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's my life story too? A memoir, is it?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I care deeply, but not at all? A memoir by
Paulina Helena Rowe. So no, has it happened to you?
Have you actually completed though the text message to the
wrong person? And then you have to figure out a
way assuming it wasn't that bad to like reverse course, Like,
ah see, that was funny when I called you a moron.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm sure I have. I'm sure of it.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
I don't know a specific time, but like you know,
these things happen.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I know a guy who almost ended his career that
way because he was doing that very thing. He was
texting someone else about an executive that had actually sort
of been a jerk. I mean, he kind of was
a jerk about something that he did, and so he
was texting it and this is back in the BlackBerry
day that days, and so he texted and as soon
(03:19):
as he realized what he had done, he ripped the
battery out of his BlackBerry and threw it across the
hotel room. Oh but it landed though, and the guy
saw it and figured it out, and then he had
a chance to own it because the guy rode him
back and said, did you mean to send that to me?
And he tried to say like he tried to spin
it like ahha nah, just playing with you. And then
(03:41):
that's what really set the guy off. The guy was like, Okay,
we're at it. We're done. And for years he wouldn't
talk to him. And it was like a very important
person in a very important city and he needed to
be able to have access to him, and for years
he didn't.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The guy just wouldn't talk to him. You got a.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Double check when you talk and stuff.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
You know, somebody has done it to me, Like they've
sent any screenshots of our conversation that they were trying
to share with somebody else. Ooh, And I was like,
your boy, I'm not talking to you for years. I
got on food with you.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah. Really you shut them down?
Speaker 5 (04:09):
Yeah, because what were you what were you trying to do?
Why are you screenshotting our conversation?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
You wearo oh so they send you a screenshot of
your own conversation.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You were like, well, why do you have that?
Speaker 6 (04:19):
Y right?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Why do you have that? Oh boy, I'd be.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Pissed too, you know what, I do get it, and
I don't know if you guys get it either. But
when someone is sending something on my social media to
someone else, but they accidentally send it to me, you
know what I mean, Like with a comment, So like
sometimes a comment, yeah, Like sometimes it'll be nice, like oh,
like you know, so happy for her on this vacation,
but like sometimes it'll be like, oh my around, did
(04:43):
you see this? And it's like they send it to
me on Instagram instead of the person.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I'm so sorry my mom did that to you, because
my mom doesn't really understand sometimes who she's sending what
to and who she's talking to. And after almost a decade,
which she knows who you and Paulina can when I'm Paulina,
she knows who you two are, but she and it's
not uncommon that people sometimes confuse the comments that you
make because you have apparently similar sounding voices. The only
(05:10):
person doesn't sound like anybody else on this show is me.
Sometimes I'm confused with Jason, but not very often. It
doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
You know what's weird, Your mom, like when she's texting me,
knows exactly who I am at all times, but I
think on line it gets mixed up.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
All you got that, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Or she'll think that she's thank god, she's ever done
anything like terrible that I'm aware of it, or talked
to any smack. But she thinks she's talking to me,
but she's talking to the show. Or she thinks she's
talking privately but it's public. Yeah, well, we're working on tech.
We're working on tech a little bit. And her new
thing is I think I may have mentioned this before.
Her new thing is, Oh, I didn't get that. And
(05:48):
I love my mom deeply. I love my mom to
the ends of the earth. But you got it. You
got it, definitely absolutely received it. Now what you did
with it once she received it, I don't know. But
you got the text and you got the email like
you did. It happened. It's twenty twenty five. It didn't
just disappear into the ether like, yeah, got it's there.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
You got it.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, I didn't see it. I didn't get it.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
No no, don't empower the no no no, no no no,
do not empower this.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
If you deleted it, if you ignored it, if you
skipped over it, that you still got.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
It, got it, did get it.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Guys, you may as well just say I didn't want
to read it, or I erased it, or it wasn't
important to me, or I was I was distracted. Just
say that, but don't tell me. As soon as you
tell me you didn't get it, I know it was
one of the other things.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Already you got it.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Our elders love to do that. My aunt is older
and she does that, and I'm like, no, but you've
got like my invitations, every single one of them. It
says you read them on February one.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
That's the other things. Those were those darned re read receipts,
those that gets you every time. And normally I would
tell someone to turn them off, and I would say, hey,
you know you read receipts are on?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I turned those off.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
No, certain people, I've decided not to inform them of
that because it's what I used. Then later as receipts
when I said no, but I did see it, because
there it is.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
You got it.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Like, I'm gonna put on that thing, that annoying feature
that I don't even know if it still exists, that
you can put on emails where it pops up when
you open it, like the recipient wants to know that
or the sender wants to know that you read this.
Oh yeah, I'm gonna start putting out on all her
stuff because I'm like, nope, see I got confirmation that
you saw the email.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I'm just impressed that you were talking smack like this
early in the morning, like no one else is even awake.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
It has no hours, it has no schedule, it has
no boundaries. No, I have no boundaries these days. I
have none. Hey I am I am standing on business
and I am speaking my truth and any other cliche
phrases I can use.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I'm doing toes down. Yeah, ten toes down.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Yeah you're seeing it on business, but like really on business.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, wow, ten toes down. That's why a lot of
people need to know ten toes down right now?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
They do.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, okay, well you heard a little sneak peak, which
is what I was trying to do. It was a
little sneak peak of Azara Larsen song, which is gonna
be really exciting. Good morning, Kiki, good morning, Hi Klin.
Jason's out today, Hyplina. I puts the wrong button. I
got a lot of buttons. I put the wrong one. I
was I had a phone in one hand. I was
texting with my left hand too, which is even more dangerous.
Oh wow, because I'm a right handed person. Normally it's
(08:14):
a two hand situation. That fella that is going to
be isolated in ways that I could only hope it
would be someday when we win our Golden Dome Award
from the what is it illa State of Illinois or something?
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Yeah, Illinois. Yeah, No, I think we're going to win
this year.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Also, I don't think a lot of people applied to win,
so and I think we actually applied this year, unlike
other years where we were told that we did Bellahamina
this year on the phone in the text eight five
five five nine one one oh three five.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
A lot of people been inquiring about my mental health lately,
by a lot of people, like a lot of people
I meet a lot of people actually, like when people
say everyone's been asking me about or everyone I keep
getting asked about. That's usually like two people and one
person your mom, that no one asked you. But I
actually have been asking quite frequently about my mental health.
And I just want you to know it's great. It's
(09:04):
maybe it's never been better. I've never felt more free.
I really haven't you up?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You have a new found energy like you have well
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sure where it's coming from, but it's it's something. And
then so the first I was like, oh no, I'm
worried people might think you know bad things about me.
You were like, they might think I'm you know, like
I don't know, this is terrible. And then like no, no, no,
we like it, like we like watching you. You just
melt down before I very eyes.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
So good.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm glad that I could. That's what I'm here for, guys,
That's what that was. What God put me on this
earth to do, is for you all to witness my
complete and total, gradual meltdown.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
You crash out, yeah, exactly, No, it's good.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Ready for it.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
And by crash out, I mean like wind up in
a fetal position, like in Florida, somewhere on a beach,
you know, like, you know, I don't mean anything worse
than that. I just mean, you know, at some point
I'll just give up and take care of Kiki's old
job at KFC, which is its looking pretty good to
me right now.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You we need you, except except for the working with
the chicken part. I don't think i'd like that. It's
ulto TecTile. I don't want to Maybe I'll be a
minimum of a managerial position. Yeah, okay, you know what
I mean. I don't want to actually touch the raw chicken.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And you know what, I don't think I ever touched
the raw chicken.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Oh you didn't know. But don't you have to make
the fried chicken your like, don't they dip it and
its yeah? Oen, but it comes, it's already, so you're
not taking the chicken and breading it.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
And then yes you are not not you as the manager.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay, good because I'm already I've already I'm already managed.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But you have to Oh you're already manager?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, okay, good because I don't think i'd be good
at that part. And I also don't want to be
responsible for the temperature of the chicken because I think
everybody would get black chicken because I would be afraid
to kill them with selmonilla.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, you eat chicken
at my house. It's well done.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Like we really we were sure, yeah, we were sure
that we weren't going to die. The biggest stories of
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Speaker 4 (10:53):
Okay, Well, a I tried to kill Dolly Parton and
Reba McIntire, so we got to talk about that. Also,
the person who says that they were embarrassed by almost
the whole world talking about the size of their member.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Oh well, in this way, I don't know how embarrassed
I really maybe a little.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
But if it can go two ways, this is the
way that I would like.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
I'm not buying because it could be so much worse.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
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by the phone? Why did somebody get ghosted? Two hundred
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through the twenty eighth. We are ripped off regularly on
this show. I mean just right in front of our faces.
People just change the name of our segments, or just
barely change the name and do the exact same segments.
Some people in town just do the exact same content.
(12:15):
They don't even bother. Like, we have ripped off plenty
of things around here, but at least we change them
and make them our own. Some people just do the
same thing, and that's cool, it's all good. But I'd
just like to say, right now, Kiki, we are I
am blatantly at your direction, ripping off something that Melissa
Melissa Foreman did on light FM a few days ago,
(12:36):
because he was STI good, yes, and what's his face
from Nike? He just Phil Night just hit me up
and said, hey, you can have that extra seven hundred
mil that you left off my net worth and with that,
I would like to hire someone to do one thing
that I don't want to do in my life anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
One thing. Okay, what is the three five?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
You've got the money and you can hire someone to
do one daily activity on your behalf that you don't
want to do or that would be just an amazing
luxury for you.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
What would you choose? You context the same number this question
was asked.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
I think we talked about this over vacation, my mom
and my aunt and for me, every time I get
out of my bed, every time I want to come
back and the bed has been remade, refluffed, new sheets
that smell like forty seven sheets a bounce, and everything's
like smooth and perfect, like a hotel. Like if you
go to a really nice hotel and you leave like whatever,
(13:40):
they'll come turn the bed down. Sometimes they'll make it.
If you're like a really fancy place. I don't typically
get to say those kinds of places, but if I do,
when I do, they do that kind of thing and
they put a little chocolate on there sometimes. You know,
what would it be for you guys though? One thing
eight five five three five. Money is no object.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Laundry, yes, is my biggest op in life. That's my
biggest hurdle in life. Laundry.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
So you would you would leave the house or whatever,
you'd come home and everything would be laundered, and then
I think also you laundry would need to include putting
it away.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Yeah, that's the biggest part. Like I'm down to put
it in the washer, put in a dryer. It's after
it's in the dryer. I don't want to deal with it.
I don't want to fold, I don't want to put
it away.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'll put it. I want to match socks.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, but I don't really want to have to because
you know, I just watch everything on cold or I
dry clean it because I just don't bother.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
With separating things. But yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So you'd put everything in there and then you just
walk away and the next time you looked at it, it.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Was perfect laundry.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Please, okay, all right, uh, Kaitlin.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
I remember between like practical things and things that aren't
so practical that I just would want because I'm bougie.
I think like having a very healthy chef would make
me really happy and not just I know my boyfriend
can cook, but we argue about the amount of salt sometimes. Also,
like I'm not going to order him to like meal
prep for me. I would love a chef to like
(15:04):
just make all my meals. I want to eat clean,
eat well, but like have it taste good.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
I don't want to cook.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I think that's that's a really good one that might
be better than the bad one. I might if I
could only have one, I might do the same thing.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Wouldn't that be great?
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Somebody cooking it up and it's good and it's fresh
and it's healthy, but also tastes good and you didn't
have to like reheat kind of. There's a lot of
ways you can do this where you reheat the food
and that's fine, but.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
No, like someone actually cooking it.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I would love that, Yes, yes, yeah, I see
these on TikTok. They got these guys, the personal chefs,
Like I have a person just half an ant ins.
I follow those two, and then there's one. Here's the life.
It's like an Asian dude. Here's the life of a
personal chef in Beverly Hills. And it's him like, I
went to the farmer's market today and I got a
bunch of vegetables, most of which I've never seen before.
I don't even know what these vegetables are called. He's like,
(15:50):
this is a come quite orange. I come quite orange, banana, mango,
it's all in one.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
We don't have those here'll man, what are you all doing?
Beauting fruits?
Speaker 2 (16:02):
But it's just like every meal, and then they're always
having guests over, and the guests, like today's guest wanted
a medium rare flaming on. I'm like, oh, so my
friends can make menu requests that would be lit.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I know it would be.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I think that that is a luxury worth having Paulina free.
One thing we come up with many now, but one.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I think for me be a favor to all of society.
But it would be to have a driver.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Yes, I read want a driver too. You want a
driver anyway you took mine?
Speaker 6 (16:30):
You want a driver, a car and a driver that
takes me every morning to work and brings me home
every night and I have breakfast in the back and
read my books and on the phone.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Hold on, that's a big flex in itself. Point you
can drive and read.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
I read what you can.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
You can even if someone else is driving. You can
read a book in a car. I get in motion,
I get sick.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
I would find a special car that didn't make me sure?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I mean, we're making this all up. So yeah, okay,
A lot of people are saying this. A lot of
people want someone to drive them around. And I can
see that, especially if you're someone who's commuting.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah, it's just the day to day. If it's you know,
an hour a day where I can just take a
nap and stuff instead of driving, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, I think so too. Thank you, Irene. Have a
great day.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Thank you. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Now, Amanda, Amanda, you said cooking and cleaning, but you
only get one, Amanda.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
The exercise is one, but like the act of.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Cook like someone cooking for you and then cleaning up
after themselves.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well, I'm sorry, but that would be included, like if
I hire a chef. I mean, it's just it's a
crazy statement. If I hire a chef, then yeah, no,
you're you're gonna come in there, you're gonna cook the food,
and you're gonna leave like you were never there. Because
that's an issue I have with cooking myself too, as
I clean as I cook, and it's like by the
time I get because I can't enjoy the food that
I just made unless everything is clean. But then by
(17:56):
the time I get to the food is cold.
Speaker 7 (18:00):
True, and no one prepares you for how much cleaning
goes into or maybe you cook whatever you want in
a hole. So I just thought that would get.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That's a good one. That's a really good one, Amanda.
Thank you, have a good day you too. Also, I'm
gonna say this too, like, uh, the cleaning is an
art and some people are just really good at it.
Like I can't make my countertop for some reason, I
can't make my countertops look the same way that the
person who comes once a month can do it. I
got someone comes once in one time a month. It's
(18:30):
like the greatest day of the whole that I come
home and everything, but for some reason, like I just can't,
I don't do it as well as they do, Like
it's an art. It's a it's a skill, and you
if you're fortunate enough to have someone to do that
for you at any point, you should pay them because
it is it's not easy. Yep, it's not easy to
do and to make everything look perfect. Is it a seal? Yes?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Hi, good morning. So you you can have one thing
done for you. What is it?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
And a laundry You have laundry? Yes, yeah, yeah, laundry
is always a big mission for me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
I have this chair. It's just full of clean clothes
like cher and it just piles up. Yeah, eating on
me every day.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
But it's laundry, like do the laundry, pull the laundry.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Hang it up, put it away. Yeah, I agree with you.
A seal. Thank you, it's a good one. Thank you.
Have a good day. No, you have a you have
a chair? I have what? I have a dryer,
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