October 9, 2025 • 19 mins
Kaelin is going to Kansas City for the Detroit Lions game and she still doesn't have tickets. And find out how Jason's boyfriend surprised him!
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I want to hear more about this. You almost emailed
someone as you're your own assistant. What were you trying
to do? You're trying to get into that restaurant, weren't you. Yeah,
you're trying to get the restaurant in Kansas City. And
(00:45):
you were going to say, this is the assistant to
the Kalenda.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hi, Hi the Kalen. I'm desperate. Okay, my boys trip
is really going down the poopa right now? My guys
trip this weekend? Is it just you and your friend Hillary?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, So last I heard no when you described it,
you were going to the Chiefs Lions game and you
were going to eat at Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes restaurant,
and now it turns out you don't have tickets nor
a reservation. Well, how are you going to do both
of those things? How are those going to happen? Were
you just gonna wish them into existence?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I will say, don't underestimate us, however, although she's not
really much of a help right now. But oh, she
suggested something awful to try to get into that restaurant,
but thank goodness, she's a nurse, so she's not going
to help.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But so the restaurant, I had to go online like
a sneaker drop. I told you that it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I did get a reservation, but I was told that
I wouldn't be gone from the game, that I have
no tickets to in order to go to the restaurant,
So I can't laid my reservation.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, you don't go. Don't take the one thing you
got going that we're for sure going to be able
to do to cancel that.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, And my wonderful boyfriend says he's one thousand percent
sure that I will have tickets. He claims they are
coming today. But I don't operate like this, So I'm
having like a lot of anxiety about it. I don't
have tickets to the game.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That I'm flying to go see.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, yeah, yep. So I guess we could have hung
on to the reservation a little longer just in case.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well I had trusted him back at that point when they.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can't say so there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know, Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We don't have regimes, so that you were going to
have a fake email the Kaylin would like to come
in and eat.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, I some of my I wasn't going to write
it like that, but yes, some of my friends around here,
who I will not name, have fake assistance.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah I know one of them rhymes with Paulina, but
oh yeah, a couple of us do. And so.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was going to really judge it up, like, Hi,
I have you know someone who does radio. There's shows
on in multiple cities. Maybe would maybe want to come
to this city. Okay, maybe would be interested, We would be.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Interested in So we're we're maybe interested. And in adding
case that would be of interest to us, we'll let
them know if that's after the trip, we'll let the
city of Radio Shore. You know, the logistics we're considering
that opportunity for ourselves. It's not like the radio station
(03:18):
has to add us to this creation. Right now, we're
thinking about I got it, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And my thirteen friends might be interested to know that
it's a good restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They might want to travel to go. What are you
laughing at me? Absolutely do happen already. You're getting amazed
embarrassed to do it. But like I'm literally getting desperate.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, Like, listen, you gotta get what you need and
you need to get into that steakhouse and that game.
So you better elevate yourself. You better say I am
Kalin fairness, like you represent the whole show here.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like you know, like if I if I run into
somebody in public and they're like, I'm dealing with Pauline people,
they're really difficult. Yeah, but by Paulice people, you mean
Paulina hiding behind for different email addresses.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You're already Bobby Valentino anytime soon, so her using her
people to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Actually I'm run into Bobby all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Right's complaining about me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Right, and he's constantly I'm constantly complaining.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, Well, Hillary wanted us to say that we were
affiliated with the children's hospital there. Okay, so we're not
doing that, you know. I think that's just a lie's.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
An so she's allowed to say that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But by the way, it's on the restaurant too. I'm like, well,
that's nice. Like I don't have any tables for a year,
so that's very nice. Thank you for thank you for
your contribution to our society.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's why I said she's not helpful.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And she's like, what am I going to do with
my dusty Instagram? I'm like, I don't know, but we
need to do a skit, and we need to do
a skit fast.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now, you do have a few followers on the gram.
Have you tried dming them? Because sometimes I've and sometimes
that works and you don't ask for anything, you know,
Like I've DMed a restaurant before that I couldn't get
into and just been like, hey, you know, do you
guys have anything, And maybe by chance somebody from the
social media place sees it and goes, you know, in
the department, goes, oh you. Sometimes they write and say yeah,
(05:02):
we can get you in, and sometimes they say no.
And I don't think that's because I'm special. I didn't
add say yes, I'm writing on behalf of the fred.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh say you're with me?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Theyn't get me right, we won't. No, no, it won't.
If you say you're with me, then you definitely won't
get in. Like that's one hundred percent away not to
get into places around here. Maybe it works in Kansas City,
where we're considering. We're considering, we're looking at it. We're
looking at a few places. We're looking at New York
City and Los Angeles as well. We're looking at it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We consider everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
We'd be open to anywhere interest are Jason wants to
go to Kansas City.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes, And I'm always begging for free stuff for this place,
So let me try.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Right do it for you have Yeah, Jason gets it done.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
He does.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've never thought to ask you to get me into
a restaurant. But honestly, you're one of the most likable people.
And you look like you are legitimate. You have a
legitimate managerial size.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
My signature looks legit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He has a legitimate, legitimate region in it, you know.
And I've been trying to make up a title for
you forever that looks really fancy, just to put that
in there. Whether and you don't want it, but I'm like, no,
you are the show director or something like something really
fancy to put in there, and I think you should
add it because I think it would help get us
into places like restaurants in Kansas City that we're unable
(06:23):
to get reservations like everyone else. But you also got
to remember, and I think about this all the time,
like friends all that I'm embarrassed and no one should
be Like if something, for some reason they want to
let you into a restaurant because you have a radio show,
then let them do that. That's up to them. But
I just figured that they're getting hit by everyone and
everyone thinks they're famous, and everyone thinks that somehow they
(06:45):
deserve to have a table over everyone else. And I
know you're not of that mentality, but it's why I
don't do this, because I don't want to get mixed
in with the storytelling around town of oh yeah, this
news anchor and this guy and this guy that they
all insisted on tables and so did like, no, I
was just too lazy to get a reservation, and so
I I you know, so I only do it when
(07:05):
I'm out of town, but if I'm trying to go
to some place like if someone's like, you need to go.
Last time I tried it, it didn't work. I tried in Indianapolis.
That's Saint Elmo's or what's the place called that has
the the shrimp cocktail that's truly spicy something. It's a steakhouse.
Peyton Manning hangs out there all the time. It's not
why I wanted to go. I wanted the shrimp cocktail
because I guess it's like, really really spicy most steakhouse.
(07:28):
So I DM them and it was like, hey, I'm
in town tonight, Like do you have a table by chance?
And then I think they said you can. Basically, I
think they were like you could show up here and
wait with everybody else kind of thing. And I was like, okay,
no problem. I didn't say, like, you know, because you
know of my influence.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
And nationally syndicated favorite line.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, right right, who cares? But the problem is, you know,
there's there's somebody who was once on the Real World
who's also hating them up. I was on Real World
season eight. Doesn't that entitle me to a steak you know?
And I think the thing that probably annoys these people
the most is that a lot of these people also,
in addition to wanting a table at the hottest restaurant
in town, they also think it should be free.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Have seventy five hundred Instagram followers, so you know I
should I should get in for free.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, that's real.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
People do that and it's like, no, it's awful, No,
you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, it's it's exactly what you did, Like, it's not
what you say, like how you say it. You're just like, hey,
I'm in town. Would love to calm with Fred? Yeah,
Fred on air with a check mark from the show
where his name's in it. Exactly what are you going
to do?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Would be like, Well, when you walk in and I'm
not there, then it's like, yeah, he c ate an
inferior steakhoust last night and his tummy hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, bad barbecue. I already have it all planned.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I wonder how many times I was supposed to show
up to things, And I'll tell you, no wonder, no wonder.
I don't get invited everything anymore because you guys have
been already me peeing for me for years and then
and then I I don't show up in air quotes.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I never knew.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm desperate. Your reputation out the door.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You've never done this. You're a bigger celebrity than I am.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You don't need me for anything, none of you do.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you don't your name open doors in this town? Yes,
they always say. I'm like, doors are legs. Drivers. Bring
him around.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You've got a key to a city. We got a
key to a city last week. Still but okays like paint. Yeah,
you've been hoting that key to the city now for
you know, however long? They go, Okay, all right, Well,
I'm sorry. I would I would DM them for you.
(09:38):
But I don't think they I think they're at a level,
they're at a level right now where I don't think
they're interested in local radio personalities. I don't I think
they're I think there's a very good chance that every
game day it's you know, that's another thing that's another
challenge you're going to have is I think they figured
the players will show up afterwards and the whole thing.
So right, I know, but like so it's everyone else
(09:59):
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know what They have an open bar.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So our plan is We're just gonna go when they open,
and I'll try to work my magic.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You know, this is what you should do. I saw
a guy doing this. The guy's a guy on TikTok
who does it in New York. It's actually kind of funny.
But he waits until like the hottest of the hot
is like two years old, and then he goes so
like some of these places they look and he'll go
for like lunch. Some of these places look ridiculous with
the lights on, by the way, like the hottest of
the hot restaurants, you know, like somebody like vomited, just
(10:29):
eying on the place. So it looks kind of cool
at night. But then, like like a lot of nightclubs,
if you ever been in a nightclub during the day,
which which we have many times in Las Vegas for
like various work events, it's not a Those places are
designed to be pitch black, like you don't need to
see what you can see when the lights are on
in a nightclub. It's a scary place anyway. So he
(10:49):
goes years later and there's no one there because you
know how the cycles are, like you know, a year,
eighteen months, and then the next hottest restaurants open up,
and then no one's going there anyway, so he'll go
then and it's funny because they're empty and it just
looks kind of sad. And then he comes to realize
the food wasn't that good after all. It was just okay.
But you know, this is how this works, Like, you know,
(11:10):
if you got the hype train going, like we could
open Fred's restaurant and if we can get enough people
just to say online that it's the hottest thing and
you got to eat the mazzarella sticks they are. I
don't know what Frends do with his Italian heritage, it
doesn't matter, but whatever they're doing with those things is amazing.
You get someone to write about on a few blogs,
You get some TikTokers that come in there. You make
(11:31):
it a look good, and before long there's a line
around the building. And then what you gotta do is
what a lot of restaurants in town do, and that
s just hold the books forever. Make it. You know,
like there are restaurants that are still impossible to get into. Yep,
you have to have a letter from a senator to
get into somebody's restaurants. And then you show up and
there's no one in there, but like they're hyping, they're
holding the books to make it seem like it's still
(11:55):
that in demand, which I gotta wonder how long you
can do that when there's nobody in there. Before you're like,
I'm not that any money now, right, But I feel
like once you open up your open table and there's
like reservations at four fifteen, four thirty four forty five,
five thirty five fifty, like once I can get in it,
like you know, any time, then I feel like you've
now you've lost like the bullet, you know what I mean,
And now people are going to be like, well, this
(12:16):
place isn't that great anymore. I'll move on to the
other one. My clubs do this all the time. You know.
You'll wait around the light, you line around the building,
and then you walk in there like, well, why do
I wait for so long? There's nobody in here? So
maybe just go in two years you're gonna d on that,
which will be super helpful for me. I'm checking. The
reason I'm not is not because I don't love you deeply.
(12:37):
It's because they're going to laugh at us when I do.
They're going to laugh at us. It's going to be
like really, because usher just asked for a table and
in the Midwest and we don't have it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What are you talking about? A great lake?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A lot of people have said that, Okay, I have
what great lake have I been in?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Actually you have it? Why don't a baptize you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not one hundred percent certain I've been in a
great lake because you know, I'm not a lake guy.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
I've lived my whole life and I've never touched the
water of the lake.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I realized that Lake Michigan and some of the
other ones are more like oceans. But I'm not a
lake I'm not a lake swimmer guy. I don't I
need oceans.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You got to get baptized, man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Maybe I've been in it.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Yeah, I need oceans.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I feel like the circulation. I feel like the salt
water and the circulation and the ocean. It just makes
it like feel less stagnant to me.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You're one or the other. How I get your own?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Like the ocean, I feel like if you pee in
the ocean, it like cleans itself somehow. But I don't
feel like that in Lake Michigan. I feel like Lake
Michigan is just everyone's pea, right, But we know what's
in lakes from hundreds of years. Don't really know what's
growing in the lakes because again, it stays in the lake.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Especially here.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but there's no sharks man at that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm not sure with the amount of people that have
peed in the lake there could be creatures growing at
the bottom of it that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Respect for your drinking lots people that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was dark, that was there, that's the river, and yes
there are, they're absolutely place, which I'm also I'm definitely
not swimming in that. So no, no, okay, Well, let
me let me think about this. I love that we
are considering expanding into Kansas City and would be interested
and somehow the non beefeater on the show could really
(14:16):
be It might really help you sort of push her
over the edge for the city if you'd give us
a table at your hot restaurant. Yeah, I can totally
see how that would work.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
She's going to, you know, increase his business right place.
Come on, now, that's exactly right. Tens of people you
will come to me for food. I will stake recommendations.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Kiki is the biggest celebrity with the fifty plus white
men crowd. Oh, no doubt, no, no, no doubt. Kiki's
the biggest celebrity in the room. But when I go,
when I go anywhere in the suburbs, the fifty year
old white man approached me and ask, of all people,
where Kiki is? You have a demographic? You do? I
love him? Fifteen eighty seven Prime? Is that what it's called? Yes?
(14:58):
Because his number in numbers? Fifteen eighty seven Prime was
built with a forty person private dining area with a
private entrance.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, I see, I need to be private all here
round now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Okay, Now, now you don't want to keep my name
on your mouth? Okay, I guess this is the Fred Show.
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Time in Las Vegas. It's November twenty eight through December thirteenth,
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Speaker 6 (15:45):
These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
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have to go anywhere. So there like writing in our diaries,
except we see him aloud. We call them blogs. Jason Brown, Yes,
I think I think your partner, Michael Mechanic is in
his He's in his sensitive era.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
He really is an deer blog.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
So in case you don't know, I've been with my
boyfriend for it'll be fourteen years.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Wait in six days, holy crap.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
So he's just always like I call him a unicorn
because he is the straightest gay man to like ever
gay man.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
So but.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, I have sense, like you said, for like a
little bit of like a softer side. So the other
day I visited him at the Gay Rage, which is
his mechanic shop, and he had this like bright green
little like look like a smart car there. And the
guy that works with him was like, oh, you should
as a joke, like you should have this car, like
you would look really good in it, Like it's bright,
it's green, it's little whatever, and green's your favorite color.
(16:48):
And I was like, green is my favorite color, like
I would drive that car whatever. And Mike's like, don't
you remember this car? And I'm like, what are you
talking about? He pulls out his phone. Now this man
does not say photos as we know.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Okay, you guys, he deleted all of our aerostour footage
from her phone?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Right, how could you possibly should be in the Smithsonian?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Like will screaming, crying, throwing up. We could have gone viral.
He deleted her yeah, anyway, because he needed space on
his phone for what god knows what. So he's like,
don't you remember this, swipes through his like photo camera,
like all the way to the top. We were dating
for like a year and went to the auto show
and I was sitting in that exact same car and
(17:27):
he took a photo of me and was like, you
don't remember this. I was like, this was like thirteen
years ago, like you were still y. I don't remember
still child right like I was barely twenty one years old.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I was like, you don't like remember, no, I don't
remember this, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
But the fact that he like recalled that and was like, oh,
it's right here, like readily available in his phone, Like
I was like wait, like maybe you do actually like
want me in your house, you know, like maybe like.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, because you would like remember certain things like right,
and I'm not maybe mental, like I'm not used to.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
That because that's just not how we are. But I
was like, I don't think you realize like what that
like actually means.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
And to him, it was just like second.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That you remembered a moment and then he kept a
picture and then he knew where to get it, like
maybe he looks at it sometimes.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Yeah, Like I was like, what like I don't know,
I got like all like he just doesn't like that.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
So I was like, Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I think I think I proposal's coming. I think it's coming.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
I don't know about all.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, I think it's coming, Jason, I think it's coming.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Don't lose hope.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But I think I think we're I think within the
next fourteen years. It's happening. Like I think I'm taking
fourteen years to get this far, and I think I
think we're getting closer.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
It might be sixty, but it'll happen, right, right.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're really getting somewhere, I think.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And so I mean he just made you his emergency contact, right, Yeah,
we did do.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That, traveling together soon on a very romantic trail.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, you get to sleep inside the house, which is cool, right.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh my gosh, so yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
I mean if we can survive the trip, I guess
we can survive anything.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh did he turned the AC back?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
No, it's nice out now, so it's a hot anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Because you know, maybe people didn't know this, but but
you know, the AC was turned off in the house
because he thought it was the seasons were changing, and
then psych, you know, summer came back. But then he
refused to turn the A c back.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Oh, it was packed up, disconnected, wrapped up for the winter.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Sorry, eighty degrees in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, we're not unwrapping that thing, right, No, no, no way.
We could never get one of those fans. And you know,
just wave yourself with it, right, because yeah, I really
need it exactly. Is that why he let you started
sleeping inside the house because it was hot outside.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
It was hotter in the house and it was outside.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, things are really things are really happening. I'm excited
for you. I'm serious
This is the Fred Show.
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Time in Las Vegas. It's November twenty eight through December thirteenth,
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I want to hear more about this. You almost emailed
someone as you're your own assistant. What were you trying
to do? You're trying to get into that restaurant, weren't you. Yeah,
you're trying to get the restaurant in Kansas City. And
(00:45):
you were going to say, this is the assistant to
the Kalenda.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hi, Hi the Kalen. I'm desperate. Okay, my boys trip
is really going down the poopa right now? My guys
trip this weekend? Is it just you and your friend Hillary?
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, So last I heard no when you described it,
you were going to the Chiefs Lions game and you
were going to eat at Travis Kelcey and Patrick Mahomes restaurant,
and now it turns out you don't have tickets nor
a reservation. Well, how are you going to do both
of those things? How are those going to happen? Were
you just gonna wish them into existence?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I will say, don't underestimate us, however, although she's not
really much of a help right now. But oh, she
suggested something awful to try to get into that restaurant,
but thank goodness, she's a nurse, so she's not going
to help.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
But so the restaurant, I had to go online like
a sneaker drop. I told you that it was crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I did get a reservation, but I was told that
I wouldn't be gone from the game, that I have
no tickets to in order to go to the restaurant,
So I can't laid my reservation.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
No, you don't go. Don't take the one thing you
got going that we're for sure going to be able
to do to cancel that.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
No, And my wonderful boyfriend says he's one thousand percent
sure that I will have tickets. He claims they are
coming today. But I don't operate like this, So I'm
having like a lot of anxiety about it. I don't
have tickets to the game.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
That I'm flying to go see.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Okay, yeah, yep. So I guess we could have hung
on to the reservation a little longer just in case.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well I had trusted him back at that point when they.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Can't say so there you go.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You know, Okay, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
We don't have regimes, so that you were going to
have a fake email the Kaylin would like to come
in and eat.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Well, I some of my I wasn't going to write
it like that, but yes, some of my friends around here,
who I will not name, have fake assistance.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah I know one of them rhymes with Paulina, but
oh yeah, a couple of us do. And so.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
I was going to really judge it up, like, Hi,
I have you know someone who does radio. There's shows
on in multiple cities. Maybe would maybe want to come
to this city. Okay, maybe would be interested, We would be.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Interested in So we're we're maybe interested. And in adding
case that would be of interest to us, we'll let
them know if that's after the trip, we'll let the
city of Radio Shore. You know, the logistics we're considering
that opportunity for ourselves. It's not like the radio station
(03:18):
has to add us to this creation. Right now, we're
thinking about I got it, okay.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
And my thirteen friends might be interested to know that
it's a good restaurant.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
They might want to travel to go. What are you
laughing at me? Absolutely do happen already. You're getting amazed
embarrassed to do it. But like I'm literally getting desperate.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
No, Like, listen, you gotta get what you need and
you need to get into that steakhouse and that game.
So you better elevate yourself. You better say I am
Kalin fairness, like you represent the whole show here.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like you know, like if I if I run into
somebody in public and they're like, I'm dealing with Pauline people,
they're really difficult. Yeah, but by Paulice people, you mean
Paulina hiding behind for different email addresses.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
You're already Bobby Valentino anytime soon, so her using her
people to I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Actually I'm run into Bobby all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Right's complaining about me.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Right, and he's constantly I'm constantly complaining.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Okay, Well, Hillary wanted us to say that we were
affiliated with the children's hospital there. Okay, so we're not
doing that, you know. I think that's just a lie's.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
An so she's allowed to say that.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But by the way, it's on the restaurant too. I'm like, well,
that's nice. Like I don't have any tables for a year,
so that's very nice. Thank you for thank you for
your contribution to our society.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
That's why I said she's not helpful.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
And she's like, what am I going to do with
my dusty Instagram? I'm like, I don't know, but we
need to do a skit, and we need to do
a skit fast.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Now, you do have a few followers on the gram.
Have you tried dming them? Because sometimes I've and sometimes
that works and you don't ask for anything, you know,
Like I've DMed a restaurant before that I couldn't get
into and just been like, hey, you know, do you
guys have anything, And maybe by chance somebody from the
social media place sees it and goes, you know, in
the department, goes, oh you. Sometimes they write and say yeah,
(05:02):
we can get you in, and sometimes they say no.
And I don't think that's because I'm special. I didn't
add say yes, I'm writing on behalf of the fred.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Uh say you're with me?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Theyn't get me right, we won't. No, no, it won't.
If you say you're with me, then you definitely won't
get in. Like that's one hundred percent away not to
get into places around here. Maybe it works in Kansas City,
where we're considering. We're considering, we're looking at it. We're
looking at a few places. We're looking at New York
City and Los Angeles as well. We're looking at it.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We consider everywhere.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
We'd be open to anywhere interest are Jason wants to
go to Kansas City.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Yes, And I'm always begging for free stuff for this place,
So let me try.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Right do it for you have Yeah, Jason gets it done.
Speaker 7 (05:47):
He does.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've never thought to ask you to get me into
a restaurant. But honestly, you're one of the most likable people.
And you look like you are legitimate. You have a
legitimate managerial size.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
My signature looks legit.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
He has a legitimate, legitimate region in it, you know.
And I've been trying to make up a title for
you forever that looks really fancy, just to put that
in there. Whether and you don't want it, but I'm like, no,
you are the show director or something like something really
fancy to put in there, and I think you should
add it because I think it would help get us
into places like restaurants in Kansas City that we're unable
(06:23):
to get reservations like everyone else. But you also got
to remember, and I think about this all the time,
like friends all that I'm embarrassed and no one should
be Like if something, for some reason they want to
let you into a restaurant because you have a radio show,
then let them do that. That's up to them. But
I just figured that they're getting hit by everyone and
everyone thinks they're famous, and everyone thinks that somehow they
(06:45):
deserve to have a table over everyone else. And I
know you're not of that mentality, but it's why I
don't do this, because I don't want to get mixed
in with the storytelling around town of oh yeah, this
news anchor and this guy and this guy that they
all insisted on tables and so did like, no, I
was just too lazy to get a reservation, and so
I I you know, so I only do it when
(07:05):
I'm out of town, but if I'm trying to go
to some place like if someone's like, you need to go.
Last time I tried it, it didn't work. I tried in Indianapolis.
That's Saint Elmo's or what's the place called that has
the the shrimp cocktail that's truly spicy something. It's a steakhouse.
Peyton Manning hangs out there all the time. It's not
why I wanted to go. I wanted the shrimp cocktail
because I guess it's like, really really spicy most steakhouse.
(07:28):
So I DM them and it was like, hey, I'm
in town tonight, Like do you have a table by chance?
And then I think they said you can. Basically, I
think they were like you could show up here and
wait with everybody else kind of thing. And I was like, okay,
no problem. I didn't say, like, you know, because you
know of my influence.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
And nationally syndicated favorite line.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, right right, who cares? But the problem is, you know,
there's there's somebody who was once on the Real World
who's also hating them up. I was on Real World
season eight. Doesn't that entitle me to a steak you know?
And I think the thing that probably annoys these people
the most is that a lot of these people also,
in addition to wanting a table at the hottest restaurant
in town, they also think it should be free.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Yeah. Yeah, no, no, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Have seventy five hundred Instagram followers, so you know I
should I should get in for free.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, that's real.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
People do that and it's like, no, it's awful, No,
you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
No, it's it's exactly what you did, Like, it's not
what you say, like how you say it. You're just like, hey,
I'm in town. Would love to calm with Fred? Yeah,
Fred on air with a check mark from the show
where his name's in it. Exactly what are you going
to do?
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Would be like, Well, when you walk in and I'm
not there, then it's like, yeah, he c ate an
inferior steakhoust last night and his tummy hurts.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, bad barbecue. I already have it all planned.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I wonder how many times I was supposed to show
up to things, And I'll tell you, no wonder, no wonder.
I don't get invited everything anymore because you guys have
been already me peeing for me for years and then
and then I I don't show up in air quotes.
Speaker 7 (08:56):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I never knew.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
I'm desperate. Your reputation out the door.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
You've never done this. You're a bigger celebrity than I am.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You don't need me for anything, none of you do.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Yes I do.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
No, you don't your name open doors in this town? Yes,
they always say. I'm like, doors are legs. Drivers. Bring
him around.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
You've got a key to a city. We got a
key to a city last week. Still but okays like paint. Yeah,
you've been hoting that key to the city now for
you know, however long? They go, Okay, all right, Well,
I'm sorry. I would I would DM them for you.
(09:38):
But I don't think they I think they're at a level,
they're at a level right now where I don't think
they're interested in local radio personalities. I don't I think
they're I think there's a very good chance that every
game day it's you know, that's another thing that's another
challenge you're going to have is I think they figured
the players will show up afterwards and the whole thing.
So right, I know, but like so it's everyone else
(09:59):
that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
You know what They have an open bar.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
So our plan is We're just gonna go when they open,
and I'll try to work my magic.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
You know, this is what you should do. I saw
a guy doing this. The guy's a guy on TikTok
who does it in New York. It's actually kind of funny.
But he waits until like the hottest of the hot
is like two years old, and then he goes so
like some of these places they look and he'll go
for like lunch. Some of these places look ridiculous with
the lights on, by the way, like the hottest of
the hot restaurants, you know, like somebody like vomited, just
(10:29):
eying on the place. So it looks kind of cool
at night. But then, like like a lot of nightclubs,
if you ever been in a nightclub during the day,
which which we have many times in Las Vegas for
like various work events, it's not a Those places are
designed to be pitch black, like you don't need to
see what you can see when the lights are on
in a nightclub. It's a scary place anyway. So he
(10:49):
goes years later and there's no one there because you
know how the cycles are, like you know, a year,
eighteen months, and then the next hottest restaurants open up,
and then no one's going there anyway, so he'll go
then and it's funny because they're empty and it just
looks kind of sad. And then he comes to realize
the food wasn't that good after all. It was just okay.
But you know, this is how this works, Like, you know,
(11:10):
if you got the hype train going, like we could
open Fred's restaurant and if we can get enough people
just to say online that it's the hottest thing and
you got to eat the mazzarella sticks they are. I
don't know what Frends do with his Italian heritage, it
doesn't matter, but whatever they're doing with those things is amazing.
You get someone to write about on a few blogs,
You get some TikTokers that come in there. You make
(11:31):
it a look good, and before long there's a line
around the building. And then what you gotta do is
what a lot of restaurants in town do, and that
s just hold the books forever. Make it. You know,
like there are restaurants that are still impossible to get into. Yep,
you have to have a letter from a senator to
get into somebody's restaurants. And then you show up and
there's no one in there, but like they're hyping, they're
holding the books to make it seem like it's still
(11:55):
that in demand, which I gotta wonder how long you
can do that when there's nobody in there. Before you're like,
I'm not that any money now, right, But I feel
like once you open up your open table and there's
like reservations at four fifteen, four thirty four forty five,
five thirty five fifty, like once I can get in it,
like you know, any time, then I feel like you've
now you've lost like the bullet, you know what I mean,
And now people are going to be like, well, this
(12:16):
place isn't that great anymore. I'll move on to the
other one. My clubs do this all the time. You know.
You'll wait around the light, you line around the building,
and then you walk in there like, well, why do
I wait for so long? There's nobody in here? So
maybe just go in two years you're gonna d on that,
which will be super helpful for me. I'm checking. The
reason I'm not is not because I don't love you deeply.
(12:37):
It's because they're going to laugh at us when I do.
They're going to laugh at us. It's going to be
like really, because usher just asked for a table and
in the Midwest and we don't have it.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
What are you talking about? A great lake?
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A lot of people have said that, Okay, I have
what great lake have I been in?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Actually you have it? Why don't a baptize you.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I'm not one hundred percent certain I've been in a
great lake because you know, I'm not a lake guy.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
I've lived my whole life and I've never touched the
water of the lake.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And I realized that Lake Michigan and some of the
other ones are more like oceans. But I'm not a
lake I'm not a lake swimmer guy. I don't I
need oceans.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
You got to get baptized, man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Maybe I've been in it.
Speaker 7 (13:13):
Yeah, I need oceans.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I feel like the circulation. I feel like the salt
water and the circulation and the ocean. It just makes
it like feel less stagnant to me.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
You're one or the other. How I get your own?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Like the ocean, I feel like if you pee in
the ocean, it like cleans itself somehow. But I don't
feel like that in Lake Michigan. I feel like Lake
Michigan is just everyone's pea, right, But we know what's
in lakes from hundreds of years. Don't really know what's
growing in the lakes because again, it stays in the lake.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Especially here.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, but there's no sharks man at that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I'm not sure with the amount of people that have
peed in the lake there could be creatures growing at
the bottom of it that we don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Respect for your drinking lots people that.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Was dark, that was there, that's the river, and yes
there are, they're absolutely place, which I'm also I'm definitely
not swimming in that. So no, no, okay, Well, let
me let me think about this. I love that we
are considering expanding into Kansas City and would be interested
and somehow the non beefeater on the show could really
(14:16):
be It might really help you sort of push her
over the edge for the city if you'd give us
a table at your hot restaurant. Yeah, I can totally
see how that would work.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
She's going to, you know, increase his business right place.
Come on, now, that's exactly right. Tens of people you
will come to me for food. I will stake recommendations.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Kiki is the biggest celebrity with the fifty plus white
men crowd. Oh, no doubt, no, no, no doubt. Kiki's
the biggest celebrity in the room. But when I go,
when I go anywhere in the suburbs, the fifty year
old white man approached me and ask, of all people,
where Kiki is? You have a demographic? You do? I
love him? Fifteen eighty seven Prime? Is that what it's called? Yes?
(14:58):
Because his number in numbers? Fifteen eighty seven Prime was
built with a forty person private dining area with a
private entrance.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Oh, I see, I need to be private all here
round now.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
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These are the radio blogs on the Fred Show.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Also forty five minutes commercial free Fred Show. You don't
have to go anywhere. So there like writing in our diaries,
except we see him aloud. We call them blogs. Jason Brown, Yes,
I think I think your partner, Michael Mechanic is in
his He's in his sensitive era.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
He really is an deer blog.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
So in case you don't know, I've been with my
boyfriend for it'll be fourteen years.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Wait in six days, holy crap.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
So he's just always like I call him a unicorn
because he is the straightest gay man to like ever
gay man.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
So but.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Yeah, I have sense, like you said, for like a
little bit of like a softer side. So the other
day I visited him at the Gay Rage, which is
his mechanic shop, and he had this like bright green
little like look like a smart car there. And the
guy that works with him was like, oh, you should
as a joke, like you should have this car, like
you would look really good in it, Like it's bright,
it's green, it's little whatever, and green's your favorite color.
(16:48):
And I was like, green is my favorite color, like
I would drive that car whatever. And Mike's like, don't
you remember this car? And I'm like, what are you
talking about? He pulls out his phone. Now this man
does not say photos as we know.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
Okay, you guys, he deleted all of our aerostour footage
from her phone?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Right, how could you possibly should be in the Smithsonian?
Speaker 6 (17:07):
Like will screaming, crying, throwing up. We could have gone viral.
He deleted her yeah, anyway, because he needed space on
his phone for what god knows what. So he's like,
don't you remember this, swipes through his like photo camera,
like all the way to the top. We were dating
for like a year and went to the auto show
and I was sitting in that exact same car and
(17:27):
he took a photo of me and was like, you
don't remember this. I was like, this was like thirteen
years ago, like you were still y. I don't remember
still child right like I was barely twenty one years old.
Speaker 7 (17:39):
I was like, you don't like remember, no, I don't
remember this, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (17:44):
But the fact that he like recalled that and was like, oh,
it's right here, like readily available in his phone, Like
I was like wait, like maybe you do actually like
want me in your house, you know, like maybe like.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Yeah, because you would like remember certain things like right,
and I'm not maybe mental, like I'm not used to.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
That because that's just not how we are. But I
was like, I don't think you realize like what that
like actually means.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
And to him, it was just like second.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
That you remembered a moment and then he kept a
picture and then he knew where to get it, like
maybe he looks at it sometimes.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Yeah, Like I was like, what like I don't know,
I got like all like he just doesn't like that.
Speaker 7 (18:19):
So I was like, Wow, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I think I think I proposal's coming. I think it's coming.
Speaker 7 (18:24):
I don't know about all.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, I think it's coming, Jason, I think it's coming.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Don't lose hope.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
But I think I think we're I think within the
next fourteen years. It's happening. Like I think I'm taking
fourteen years to get this far, and I think I
think we're getting closer.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
It might be sixty, but it'll happen, right, right.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
We're really getting somewhere, I think.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
And so I mean he just made you his emergency contact, right, Yeah,
we did do.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
That, traveling together soon on a very romantic trail.
Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Yeah, you get to sleep inside the house, which is cool, right.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh my gosh, so yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
I mean if we can survive the trip, I guess
we can survive anything.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Oh did he turned the AC back?
Speaker 7 (19:06):
No, it's nice out now, so it's a hot anymore.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Because you know, maybe people didn't know this, but but
you know, the AC was turned off in the house
because he thought it was the seasons were changing, and
then psych, you know, summer came back. But then he
refused to turn the A c back.
Speaker 6 (19:19):
Oh, it was packed up, disconnected, wrapped up for the winter.
Speaker 7 (19:24):
Sorry, eighty degrees in the house.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, we're not unwrapping that thing, right, No, no, no way.
We could never get one of those fans. And you know,
just wave yourself with it, right, because yeah, I really
need it exactly. Is that why he let you started
sleeping inside the house because it was hot outside.
Speaker 7 (19:38):
It was hotter in the house and it was outside.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, things are really things are really happening. I'm excited
for you. I'm serious
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