October 20, 2025 • 16 mins
Keke keeps us up to date on her wedding planning! Plus, Judge Keke weighs in on an all new Keke's Court!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the press show. It's time celebrate the holiday
season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in Las Vegas this
November twenty eighth through December thirteenth, Adobe Live at Park
MGM and you could be going a trip for two
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(00:20):
Text Holiday to five seven, seven three nine right now
for a chance to win. A confirmation text will be
sent standard message and data rates may apply. It's all
thanks to the Live Nation. Kiki kick is getting married. Guys.
I don't know if you knew this.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I am getting married. And please don't ask me to
explain anything to a child, okay, because I'm just like child.
Just wait till you get older, you know. Just wait.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, Kiki Pollly just texted me and s why took
seven and a half years?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Can you say don't move in with a man?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I have seventeen white friends and say you like one
of them? But no, hows out here we are? Yes,
I'm getting married. Yes, I'm gonna keep talking to y'all
about the sticker prices that I'm ready into and the
shock value that I'm having. These experiences are traumatizing. And Friday,
I went through another experience where I was so excited
(01:10):
to go and meet with a wedding decorator because I'm like, okay,
so really figure out how much this wedding is going
to cost. I need to price out a venue that
I need to price out the decorator. So I'm like, Okay,
I'm excited. I'm walking into this place. And the moment
I walked in, there was this beautiful like swing set
in the lobby, So I was like, I probably shouldn't
(01:31):
be here right swinging set?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What kind of venues that we resorted to, like play places?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What are we doing? Swing set? I understanding these things
are expensive, kiky, but like, just ask for a loan.
I mean, we don't have to We don't have to
do it at a playground.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, no, this place is so beautiful. Take swings parks? Yes, No,
wait a minute, romantic swing?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hold on that way? Are you getting married in a
sex club?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No? No, I need you to I don't know you see.
Have y'all ever been to a romantic spot in a
park where there's like a swing or rolls that's arounding around.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I can't say, like I've heard of some romantic swings before,
but that's you know, those are in those are in
members only clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Y'all need to grow up, Okay. Anyway, that's sweet, really
nice to set up in the lobby. So at that moment,
I kind of knew what I was walking into. And
then I went to the back and there was I mean,
when I tell you, it was beautiful. It looked like
the set of every like Taylor's with Music video, every
Tyler Perry movie. It was all this stuff in the back,
(02:44):
all these flowers and just there was flowers hanging from
the ceiling. So anyway, I walk here and I talked
to this nice lady. She's so sweet, and I'm just like,
I want that, I want this, I want all of this,
I want everything. And so I mean she's just like, oh,
we're gonna make it you dream, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She said, ma'am, welcome to Secrets Resorty Romantic Swings. She said, man,
welcome to Cimarus. If you're from Chicago, then you know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
One of those rooms like at everything that you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm still trying to figure out where you're trying to
get married. Where are you gonna make us go Kiki
where there are romantic swings and everything you could ever imagine. Yeah,
I'm just saying it is.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was so beautiful, y'all. It was flowers galore, Like
everything had flowers of hard shaped flowers. It was like
big canopies. It was gorgeous. So I'm just like telling her,
like my dream of all the stuff that I want,
and she's like, okay. She's so patient with me. She's
describing it all, she's writing it out, she's drawing stuff.
And then she's like, okay, this is the worst part
(03:54):
of my job. I gotta go and calculate the numbers.
And I was like, girl, do you have to? Like,
let's just vibe. And so she goes goes to the
back to calculate the numbers and then she while she's
back there, her assistant comes out and brings me a
tray of drink options. So she's like, you know, would
you like some water, some some soda? What would you like?
(04:16):
I'm like, oh no, that yeah, I already know what good.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She comes back, y'all, she sits down the number fourteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Fourteen thousands of romantic swinge. I can get you a
much better deal. I mean they might be a little
bit pre owned, but I can get you a much
better deal on romantic swings.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So what goes into the decorated because I've only ever
heard of weddings where you like use the venues people.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So what what does she cover or what does she
need to come in and do? She does everything. It's
the flowers. The flowers you know you want them as
you walk down the eye or some flowers cays for
the girls make So this is for just flowers.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Fourteen grand for just flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, it was first for the car. There's flowers, there's fireworks,
there was a stage. I mean I asked for it
all I need.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay, so there's like a one stop shop that does
like a doors and then.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, God, she gives you the you know the little
runway that you walk down runway. Just create a space
with some chairs. No I need, I need, I need
every chair to have a flower on the chair for
y'all centerpieces. I mean, she told me she can make
candles hang from the ceiling. I wanted it all. And
(05:28):
so now I mean I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Still trying to figure out after ten minutes what kind
of party is this? Actually, she's an eyes white hut party.
You got romantic swings, you got candles hanging from the ceiling,
you got runways, I mean you got yeah yeah, this
is yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So now I think I don't know if we're going
to be able to come we as us as are
are gonna be able to afford fourteen thousands. So I
need to know who got a glue gun because I
feel like we can go to some of this off.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah. Let me tell you something. Let's go to Michael's,
We'll go to Joe and you know that right hot
little hobby lobby. Let me say you that before long
we're gonna have candles hanging from the ceiling in romantic
swings all over the place. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Amazon and TikTok told me that I can make all
this stuff, so wow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And that's just for the runway with the flower, yes man. Yeah.
The other problem with going to these appointments, I would imagine,
is that they show you a bunch of stuff you
didn't know that you wanted, Like you didn't know you
needed that, and now it's going to feel like, you know,
without if you don't have it. But you didn't know
you needed that.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You didn't know it was your dream after you saw it, right,
and now it's your dream.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes, but let me tell you something. When I walk
into your wedding, if there are romantic swings abound, and
then I'm going to be so disappointed, so hard. Right
right at me waiting by the phone is like more
Fread Show. Next, This is the Fread Show. Each time.
Celebrate the holiday season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in
(06:55):
Las Vegas this November twenty eighth through December thirteenth and
Dobe Live at PARKM and you could be going a
trip for two to the December twelfth show at two
Night's Day at Park MGM December twelfth through to fourteenth
and round trip airfare. Text Holiday to five seven, seven,
three nine right now for a chance to win. A
confirmation text will be sent standard message and data rates
(07:18):
may apply. It's all thanks to Live Nation. It's Kiki's Court. Okay,
all right, the honorable Kikilik. He's here, Judge Kiki, if
you would present the case, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Let's get into the courtroom. The gabble has been hit,
it says hey Kiki, it's Ashley. My best friend Morgan
kicked me out of her bridal party one month before
the wedding because she said I didn't lose enough weight Jason.
She told me I wouldn't fit her aesthetic unless I
(07:50):
dropped thirty pounds. I was heartbroken, but I had already
paid for my bride'smaid dress, so I still went to
the wedding as a guest in the same dress that
the bridesmaids were. But I sat down as a guest.
I wasn't wasting my money. People kept asking me at
the wedding why wasn't I up there with the other girls.
So I told them the truth. Now Morgan is furious,
(08:13):
saying that I ruined her wedding and stole her spotlight
by making people ask the question. So, Kiki, am I
wrong for wearing the bridesmaid dress and telling people what
really happened? Wow? Yes, Wow can turn you well? I
think okay, Morgan is wrong. The bride to me is
(08:35):
absolutely wrong. You do not ask someone to stand and
be your bridesmaid and then kick them out of the
wedding because they don't fit an aesthetic. If I was
fluffy and fine when you asked me, Okay, I was
gonna be fluffy and fine at your wedding too. So
I don't know why you thought, because you're getting married,
I need to lose some weight. The girl, if I've
been big our whole friendship, it's not going to change
(08:55):
because you're getting married. I think that is insane to
kick somebody out a month before the wedding. She's already
purchased a dress you. That is totally wrong. Now I
wouldn't have gone to the wedding at all, No, I
would have just set that out. But I understand you
wanted to be petty, because that was very petty. You
went to the wedding, you wore the bridesmaid's dress anyway,
(09:16):
and then just sat down in the audience. So of
course people were going to ask the question of like,
you know what what's going on? So you knew what
you were doing at that point. But I do think
she was totally wrong for kicking you out of the wedding.
That was terrible.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh you guys have a jury made five five three five. Yeah.
I mean the point of being a bridesmaid or a
groomsman or whatever in a wedding is it's spiritual right Like,
it's it's representative, it's it's you've been in my life
forever and you're supporting me as I make this commitment.
It has nothing to do with how you look. I mean,
what do you do? I've heard of people getting pregnant
(09:49):
and then it's like, wow, it doesn't fit to look either,
But it's like, what do you I mean, what are
you gonna do? Like, that's my friend. I don't care
if you're pregnant or not pregnant. I don't care if
you injure yourself. I don't care if you have a
cast wind up in a wheelchair, Like you're gonna be
up there with me, because that's the point. It has
nothing to do with what you look. Like. That seems
very obvious, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I think we've a society I've taken this aesthetic thing
a little too far. Christmas is no longer the same,
nothing feels the same anymore than it once did. And
I feel like now we're aesthetically gonna be pleasing with
our bridal party, Like those are human beings exactly, like
an Instagram like collage like or something like these are
people exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
What does Christmas have to do with that, I.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Get really sad because I feel like my daughter's not
going to grow up in the same nostalgia Christmas era,
like with all like the bright colors and the lights
and stuff. Now it's like gray Christmas or you've got Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Dollar.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, esthetic people do it for like the Instagram photos
and the Pinterest boards and stuff, and it's very pretty,
but it has to be a certain way, certain look.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to the wedding if
you uninvite me for essentially gaining weight, because that you're
obviously not my friend, exactly. Problem solved. Thanks, you just
saved me a bunch of time and money. Like we're
not in friends really, so I'm not even going So
I don't have to buy your stupid dress to go
to your stupid wedding or swing on your stupid swing.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Wait, hold on, I would never kick you out of
my wedding for it if you gained a few pounds.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Never. Well, that's good because it's bound to happen one
way or the other. It depends on the week.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, but I've heard of brides being very like you know,
they pick a dress that may not be flattering on
everybody type. You know, people do that, which is already
rude in my opinion, That's what I say too. And
then you know, people want a certain aesthetic for their wedding.
But it's like you knew what your friend looked like
before you requested her to be a bridesmaid, so to
put the type of pressure on her and say you
(11:41):
must lose thirty pounds before my wedding, I think is
incredibly selfish and rude, extremely rude, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So then I want to know what people's reaction is.
Eight five, five, five, nine one three five You can
call text the same number. Hey Crystal, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Krystal? Good morning? You heard God? Judge Kiki and Kiki Square?
What say you?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I say that the bride is crazy just because it
happened to my mom. So it was with her sister
in law. Actually so my mom, actually my dad's brother
was marrying my aunt now and she was pregnant with
my sister and they were best friends. And my aunt
told her that she was not allowed to be in
(12:22):
the wedding because she didn't fit the dress style because
she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wow, nikes, Wow, see you and I don't even know
that I understand that. I mean, I guess maybe the
matching color thing, and then it said, maybe that looks
nice up there visually, But then you know, if you're
telling people, well, the thing I've heard lately is it's okay,
everybody wear the same color. Well, but then you know
that that can be the colors won't necessarily be all
(12:49):
exactly right, so that would look a little bit weird.
And I don't know, maybe I don't know how you
do it really, but how about we just don't how
about does it really matter what you look like when
you're standing up there, because this whole thing is supposed
to be about something very different exactly.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
But it's crazy because they're best friends, and she's still
my aunt and still my mom, and they don't talk
really to this day.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
If somebody told me I was too fat to be
in their wedding, probably wouldn't auck to you anymore either,
So I kind of get Yeah, thank you, Chris, So
I'm glad you called.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
It the petty part, though I like the petty part
with her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true. Thank you, Chrystal, have
a good day.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'd be like I might war your ugly dress either,
you know, Elis Hi Lee's hello, Hello Elise. I mean
we got to go through this again. You call the radio,
you hang on for five minutes. Hey marta girl.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hey Martha, good morning. So Kiki's court basically a woman
was uninvited from being from standing in a wedding because
she gained weight. Uh, and and she showed up anyway
in the ugly dress to say, no, look, I look fine,
check me out. What would you do?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So I feel like they're wrong on both parts, right,
I think the bride horrible decision to say that she
shouldn't have done that. That's so wrong, And you're absolutely
right they're not friends, Like, if you're going to do that,
you're not friends anymore. And also super petty of her
to show up. I completely agree she should have never
shown up if she wanted to like that. She's the
(14:28):
type of person then, right, Like, we know she's super
petty if she's going to show up with that dress
at the wedding. Here's the other thing, like the Devil's advocate, right,
was she related to somebody in the wedding? Like was
the groom, her brother or was she just a friend?
If she was related in some way, then I could
see her going. But absolutely wrong on both parties. She
(14:49):
should have never gone, and the bride should have never
been a total See you next Thursday, come on.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah. Yeah, and way to sense to yourself there. I
like that, Marta. Have a good day. Hey, thanks guys,
and I'm gonna push the button again. At least, don't
you punish me again. At least, don't you at least
don't you make me regret this? Oh? Thank god, Oh,
thank god.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Hi, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hi, Oh boy, what do you want to say? Good morning?
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Welcome, Good morning guys. So I was in a wedding
like two years ago, you know so, I mean the
bride means we're all safe, size of colors, whatever, I mean.
I don't think that that should matter.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And she knew what she was saying when she asked her,
and that should never.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Be a thing. Oh You've got to lose weights of
you and my wedding. No, that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm sorry, No, no, I agree. At least, thank you.
I'm glad you called back.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Have a good day, Yes, love you, good side?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, Yeah, I mean, I think that's what it comes
down to is is that person's not your friend, and
so I don't I probably would not only not well,
I was uninvited from being in the wedding, but I'm
also not going to go to the wedding, Like if
I if I was supposed to be in the wedding
and I'm too fat to stand up there according to you,
then I'm also not going, Like I'm gonna take my
Saturday back to watch Dateline, like I don't need to
(16:01):
be at your stupid thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Or you could show up and let everybody know just
how evil the bride is because that's what she did.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, take it to hell.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You don't want to know which one you do?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I well know at least surprising news ever. But the
problem is, even if you're in the right to be
offended and heard, you still wind up looking bad by
showing up and being paid, Like you're setting yourself up
to look bad even though you're in the right. So
why do that to yourself? You know, because like now
you're the villain because you showed up to the wedding
(16:32):
to be petty, even though she's the villain for uninviting
you to begin with. I just don't I don't think
I want to put myself in that in that situation
for the narrative to be whatever the bride makes it
to be.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's true, but you know, the friendship is clearly over,
so I might as well get my lick back before
I leave. Might as well, you know, get a little
jab in there before we call an open bar. Yeah,
every day, Yeah,
This is the press show. It's time celebrate the holiday
season with Mariah Carey's Christmas Time in Las Vegas this
November twenty eighth through December thirteenth, Adobe Live at Park
MGM and you could be going a trip for two
to the December twelfth show at two Night's Day at
Park MGM December twelfth through to fourteenth and round trip airfare.
(00:20):
Text Holiday to five seven, seven three nine right now
for a chance to win. A confirmation text will be
sent standard message and data rates may apply. It's all
thanks to the Live Nation. Kiki kick is getting married. Guys.
I don't know if you knew this.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
I am getting married. And please don't ask me to
explain anything to a child, okay, because I'm just like child.
Just wait till you get older, you know. Just wait.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Hey, Kiki Pollly just texted me and s why took
seven and a half years?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Can you say don't move in with a man?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Girl?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
I have seventeen white friends and say you like one
of them? But no, hows out here we are? Yes,
I'm getting married. Yes, I'm gonna keep talking to y'all
about the sticker prices that I'm ready into and the
shock value that I'm having. These experiences are traumatizing. And Friday,
I went through another experience where I was so excited
(01:10):
to go and meet with a wedding decorator because I'm like, okay,
so really figure out how much this wedding is going
to cost. I need to price out a venue that
I need to price out the decorator. So I'm like, Okay,
I'm excited. I'm walking into this place. And the moment
I walked in, there was this beautiful like swing set
in the lobby, So I was like, I probably shouldn't
(01:31):
be here right swinging set?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
What kind of venues that we resorted to, like play places?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
What are we doing? Swing set? I understanding these things
are expensive, kiky, but like, just ask for a loan.
I mean, we don't have to We don't have to
do it at a playground.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
No, no, this place is so beautiful. Take swings parks? Yes, No,
wait a minute, romantic swing?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Hold on that way? Are you getting married in a
sex club?
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Now?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No? No, I need you to I don't know you see.
Have y'all ever been to a romantic spot in a
park where there's like a swing or rolls that's arounding around.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
I can't say, like I've heard of some romantic swings before,
but that's you know, those are in those are in
members only clubs.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Y'all need to grow up, Okay. Anyway, that's sweet, really
nice to set up in the lobby. So at that moment,
I kind of knew what I was walking into. And
then I went to the back and there was I mean,
when I tell you, it was beautiful. It looked like
the set of every like Taylor's with Music video, every
Tyler Perry movie. It was all this stuff in the back,
(02:44):
all these flowers and just there was flowers hanging from
the ceiling. So anyway, I walk here and I talked
to this nice lady. She's so sweet, and I'm just like,
I want that, I want this, I want all of this,
I want everything. And so I mean she's just like, oh,
we're gonna make it you dream, We're gonna.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
She said, ma'am, welcome to Secrets Resorty Romantic Swings. She said, man,
welcome to Cimarus. If you're from Chicago, then you know.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
One of those rooms like at everything that you can imagine.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
I'm still trying to figure out where you're trying to
get married. Where are you gonna make us go Kiki
where there are romantic swings and everything you could ever imagine. Yeah,
I'm just saying it is.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
It was so beautiful, y'all. It was flowers galore, Like
everything had flowers of hard shaped flowers. It was like
big canopies. It was gorgeous. So I'm just like telling her,
like my dream of all the stuff that I want,
and she's like, okay. She's so patient with me. She's
describing it all, she's writing it out, she's drawing stuff.
And then she's like, okay, this is the worst part
(03:54):
of my job. I gotta go and calculate the numbers.
And I was like, girl, do you have to? Like,
let's just vibe. And so she goes goes to the
back to calculate the numbers and then she while she's
back there, her assistant comes out and brings me a
tray of drink options. So she's like, you know, would
you like some water, some some soda? What would you like?
(04:16):
I'm like, oh no, that yeah, I already know what good.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
She comes back, y'all, she sits down the number fourteen thousand.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Fourteen thousands of romantic swinge. I can get you a
much better deal. I mean they might be a little
bit pre owned, but I can get you a much
better deal on romantic swings.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
So what goes into the decorated because I've only ever
heard of weddings where you like use the venues people.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
So what what does she cover or what does she
need to come in and do? She does everything. It's
the flowers. The flowers you know you want them as
you walk down the eye or some flowers cays for
the girls make So this is for just flowers.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Fourteen grand for just flowers.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yes, it was first for the car. There's flowers, there's fireworks,
there was a stage. I mean I asked for it
all I need.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Okay, so there's like a one stop shop that does
like a doors and then.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Okay, God, she gives you the you know the little
runway that you walk down runway. Just create a space
with some chairs. No I need, I need, I need
every chair to have a flower on the chair for
y'all centerpieces. I mean, she told me she can make
candles hang from the ceiling. I wanted it all. And
(05:28):
so now I mean I'm.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Still trying to figure out after ten minutes what kind
of party is this? Actually, she's an eyes white hut party.
You got romantic swings, you got candles hanging from the ceiling,
you got runways, I mean you got yeah yeah, this
is yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
So now I think I don't know if we're going
to be able to come we as us as are
are gonna be able to afford fourteen thousands. So I
need to know who got a glue gun because I
feel like we can go to some of this off.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah. Let me tell you something. Let's go to Michael's,
We'll go to Joe and you know that right hot
little hobby lobby. Let me say you that before long
we're gonna have candles hanging from the ceiling in romantic
swings all over the place. It'll be great.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Amazon and TikTok told me that I can make all
this stuff, so wow.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
And that's just for the runway with the flower, yes man. Yeah.
The other problem with going to these appointments, I would imagine,
is that they show you a bunch of stuff you
didn't know that you wanted, Like you didn't know you
needed that, and now it's going to feel like, you know,
without if you don't have it. But you didn't know
you needed that.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
You didn't know it was your dream after you saw it, right,
and now it's your dream.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yes, but let me tell you something. When I walk
into your wedding, if there are romantic swings abound, and
then I'm going to be so disappointed, so hard. Right
right at me waiting by the phone is like more
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may apply. It's all thanks to Live Nation. It's Kiki's Court. Okay,
all right, the honorable Kikilik. He's here, Judge Kiki, if
you would present the case, all right.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Let's get into the courtroom. The gabble has been hit,
it says hey Kiki, it's Ashley. My best friend Morgan
kicked me out of her bridal party one month before
the wedding because she said I didn't lose enough weight Jason.
She told me I wouldn't fit her aesthetic unless I
(07:50):
dropped thirty pounds. I was heartbroken, but I had already
paid for my bride'smaid dress, so I still went to
the wedding as a guest in the same dress that
the bridesmaids were. But I sat down as a guest.
I wasn't wasting my money. People kept asking me at
the wedding why wasn't I up there with the other girls.
So I told them the truth. Now Morgan is furious,
(08:13):
saying that I ruined her wedding and stole her spotlight
by making people ask the question. So, Kiki, am I
wrong for wearing the bridesmaid dress and telling people what
really happened? Wow? Yes, Wow can turn you well? I
think okay, Morgan is wrong. The bride to me is
(08:35):
absolutely wrong. You do not ask someone to stand and
be your bridesmaid and then kick them out of the
wedding because they don't fit an aesthetic. If I was
fluffy and fine when you asked me, Okay, I was
gonna be fluffy and fine at your wedding too. So
I don't know why you thought, because you're getting married,
I need to lose some weight. The girl, if I've
been big our whole friendship, it's not going to change
(08:55):
because you're getting married. I think that is insane to
kick somebody out a month before the wedding. She's already
purchased a dress you. That is totally wrong. Now I
wouldn't have gone to the wedding at all, No, I
would have just set that out. But I understand you
wanted to be petty, because that was very petty. You
went to the wedding, you wore the bridesmaid's dress anyway,
(09:16):
and then just sat down in the audience. So of
course people were going to ask the question of like,
you know what what's going on? So you knew what
you were doing at that point. But I do think
she was totally wrong for kicking you out of the wedding.
That was terrible.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Oh you guys have a jury made five five three five. Yeah.
I mean the point of being a bridesmaid or a
groomsman or whatever in a wedding is it's spiritual right Like,
it's it's representative, it's it's you've been in my life
forever and you're supporting me as I make this commitment.
It has nothing to do with how you look. I mean,
what do you do? I've heard of people getting pregnant
(09:49):
and then it's like, wow, it doesn't fit to look either,
But it's like, what do you I mean, what are
you gonna do? Like, that's my friend. I don't care
if you're pregnant or not pregnant. I don't care if
you injure yourself. I don't care if you have a
cast wind up in a wheelchair, Like you're gonna be
up there with me, because that's the point. It has
nothing to do with what you look. Like. That seems
very obvious, right Yeah.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
I think we've a society I've taken this aesthetic thing
a little too far. Christmas is no longer the same,
nothing feels the same anymore than it once did. And
I feel like now we're aesthetically gonna be pleasing with
our bridal party, Like those are human beings exactly, like
an Instagram like collage like or something like these are
people exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
What does Christmas have to do with that, I.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Get really sad because I feel like my daughter's not
going to grow up in the same nostalgia Christmas era,
like with all like the bright colors and the lights
and stuff. Now it's like gray Christmas or you've got Christmas.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Dollar.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Ye.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Yeah, esthetic people do it for like the Instagram photos
and the Pinterest boards and stuff, and it's very pretty,
but it has to be a certain way, certain look.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to the wedding if
you uninvite me for essentially gaining weight, because that you're
obviously not my friend, exactly. Problem solved. Thanks, you just
saved me a bunch of time and money. Like we're
not in friends really, so I'm not even going So
I don't have to buy your stupid dress to go
to your stupid wedding or swing on your stupid swing.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Wait, hold on, I would never kick you out of
my wedding for it if you gained a few pounds.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Never. Well, that's good because it's bound to happen one
way or the other. It depends on the week.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Yeah, but I've heard of brides being very like you know,
they pick a dress that may not be flattering on
everybody type. You know, people do that, which is already
rude in my opinion, That's what I say too. And
then you know, people want a certain aesthetic for their wedding.
But it's like you knew what your friend looked like
before you requested her to be a bridesmaid, so to
put the type of pressure on her and say you
(11:41):
must lose thirty pounds before my wedding, I think is
incredibly selfish and rude, extremely rude, that's right.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
So then I want to know what people's reaction is.
Eight five, five, five, nine one three five You can
call text the same number. Hey Crystal, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 3 (11:56):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Krystal? Good morning? You heard God? Judge Kiki and Kiki Square?
What say you?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
I say that the bride is crazy just because it
happened to my mom. So it was with her sister
in law. Actually so my mom, actually my dad's brother
was marrying my aunt now and she was pregnant with
my sister and they were best friends. And my aunt
told her that she was not allowed to be in
(12:22):
the wedding because she didn't fit the dress style because
she was pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Wow, nikes, Wow, see you and I don't even know
that I understand that. I mean, I guess maybe the
matching color thing, and then it said, maybe that looks
nice up there visually, But then you know, if you're
telling people, well, the thing I've heard lately is it's okay,
everybody wear the same color. Well, but then you know
that that can be the colors won't necessarily be all
(12:49):
exactly right, so that would look a little bit weird.
And I don't know, maybe I don't know how you
do it really, but how about we just don't how
about does it really matter what you look like when
you're standing up there, because this whole thing is supposed
to be about something very different exactly.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
But it's crazy because they're best friends, and she's still
my aunt and still my mom, and they don't talk
really to this day.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
If somebody told me I was too fat to be
in their wedding, probably wouldn't auck to you anymore either,
So I kind of get Yeah, thank you, Chris, So
I'm glad you called.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
It the petty part, though I like the petty part
with her.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true. Thank you, Chrystal, have
a good day.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Thank you you too.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
I'd be like I might war your ugly dress either,
you know, Elis Hi Lee's hello, Hello Elise. I mean
we got to go through this again. You call the radio,
you hang on for five minutes. Hey marta girl.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Hey Martha, good morning. So Kiki's court basically a woman
was uninvited from being from standing in a wedding because
she gained weight. Uh, and and she showed up anyway
in the ugly dress to say, no, look, I look fine,
check me out. What would you do?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
So I feel like they're wrong on both parts, right,
I think the bride horrible decision to say that she
shouldn't have done that. That's so wrong, And you're absolutely
right they're not friends, Like, if you're going to do that,
you're not friends anymore. And also super petty of her
to show up. I completely agree she should have never
shown up if she wanted to like that. She's the
(14:28):
type of person then, right, Like, we know she's super
petty if she's going to show up with that dress
at the wedding. Here's the other thing, like the Devil's advocate, right,
was she related to somebody in the wedding? Like was
the groom, her brother or was she just a friend?
If she was related in some way, then I could
see her going. But absolutely wrong on both parties. She
(14:49):
should have never gone, and the bride should have never
been a total See you next Thursday, come on.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah. Yeah, and way to sense to yourself there. I
like that, Marta. Have a good day. Hey, thanks guys,
and I'm gonna push the button again. At least, don't
you punish me again. At least, don't you at least
don't you make me regret this? Oh? Thank god, Oh,
thank god.
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Hi, I'm here.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Hi, Oh boy, what do you want to say? Good morning?
Speaker 8 (15:14):
Welcome, Good morning guys. So I was in a wedding
like two years ago, you know so, I mean the
bride means we're all safe, size of colors, whatever, I mean.
I don't think that that should matter.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
And she knew what she was saying when she asked her,
and that should never.
Speaker 8 (15:28):
Be a thing. Oh You've got to lose weights of
you and my wedding. No, that's not happening.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm sorry, No, no, I agree. At least, thank you.
I'm glad you called back.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Have a good day, Yes, love you, good side?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Okay, Yeah, I mean, I think that's what it comes
down to is is that person's not your friend, and
so I don't I probably would not only not well,
I was uninvited from being in the wedding, but I'm
also not going to go to the wedding, Like if
I if I was supposed to be in the wedding
and I'm too fat to stand up there according to you,
then I'm also not going, Like I'm gonna take my
Saturday back to watch Dateline, like I don't need to
(16:01):
be at your stupid thing, you know.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Or you could show up and let everybody know just
how evil the bride is because that's what she did.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah, take it to hell.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You don't want to know which one you do?
Speaker 1 (16:12):
I well know at least surprising news ever. But the
problem is, even if you're in the right to be
offended and heard, you still wind up looking bad by
showing up and being paid, Like you're setting yourself up
to look bad even though you're in the right. So
why do that to yourself? You know, because like now
you're the villain because you showed up to the wedding
(16:32):
to be petty, even though she's the villain for uninviting
you to begin with. I just don't I don't think
I want to put myself in that in that situation
for the narrative to be whatever the bride makes it
to be.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's true, but you know, the friendship is clearly over,
so I might as well get my lick back before
I leave. Might as well, you know, get a little
jab in there before we call an open bar. Yeah,
every day, Yeah,
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