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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
So I am trying to be a good sport, a
good friend in all the things, and support Kaylin in
her Halloween efforts. Okay, she has expressed that she plans
to celebrate Halloween and she would like for us to
do it as a team, and so I'm like, okay,
I'm going to get on board. Now I'm running into
an issue though, because why are all of the adult
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Halloween costumes?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Second?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
See, like, can we like what is.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wrong with the world?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Because I just want to be a regular scarecrow or something.
Looking up scarecrow costumes. She got on U three Uh
what is this knee hat boot? Yeah, she got on
fish net stockings. Like what scarecrow is this? I'm okay,
maybe I can be poison ivy. She has on an
evening gown with a VP deep V cut.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I'm like, what? Ang? Yes?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Are all these costumes so sexy? Bro?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Can I just be a nurse? Like I just want
to be a nurse? Oh no, no, you can't know
you certainly can't be a nurse. No, that that one's
not No, it has to be sexy.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Everyone knows that every one of these costumes is sexy.
I'm talking about Super Mario, you know, Batwoman, Daphne from
Scooby Doo. You knowbody is sexy. And can I just
be Tinkerbelle? I'm I'm over this?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like can we?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I don't want to be sexy on Halloween. I just
want to be scary or like a little ugly costume.
Why are all of these.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Costumes so sexy? Well? I think that's that's what Halloween
has become. I feel like it's become like take whatever
you want to do and then make it sexy and
then that's Halloween.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
I don't want this. Can I like even the referee
for it? Wonder Woman a baseball player? Why she got
on a two piece? I'm looking at super Woman's clappers.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I don't want to see this. It's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And you know, I'm a fluffy, a fine woman, so
I need some coverage. You want me out here trigger
treating with the kids and my thighs out and it's
just so much and I'm over it, like I'm about
I don't even know. Maybe I need to look up
the men costumes, like yeah, like why does Scooby Doo
have on.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Like a like them? The chap things that it's like, God,
it's like a police officer costume, except you're wearing that
Kim Gardashian thong.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes, why like why, oh my goodness, sexy Oscar the Grouge.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
We will make anything, Sexty. You did say you wanted
to be a man of some sort.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Yes, I cannot just be a man because at this
point these costumes is it's just not giving what it's
supposed to give. I don't know where you're wearing these
costumes too, especially if you have children. It's insane.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Sexy skunk. Wow, I need to look your up. I
need to what it's like a black neglige with a
tail or something like.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What She's got a black tube dress on with some
fur and then she has like arm things but it's
a tiny dress, and uh yeah, she's a sexy skunk.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
They've made the FedEx worker costume sexy. Like this is
getting out of handbro I can't be a construction worker.
I can't be a strawberry. You know, Arsen look at
butt pads. I don't know while we're doing this.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
So am I going to show up in a costume
on Friday at our live show and it's gonna just
be me.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I'm trying to work with you, but at this point
I might just dress up and spread because any other
options unless I want to be happy.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It's cold down here. Yeah. Well I guess we know what.
Calin's gonna be. Sexy skunk. I mean, she really laser
focused on that one. So yeah, well I'm just wow,
probably you I do.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I will be Michael.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Myers this year. Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I face masks, Oh my god it yeah. I got
the face masks and I got the what is it?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The outfit.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
It's like a garage guy the jumpsuit. Oh yeah, like
a mechanic I a mechanic shop. Yeah, so want to
borrow that? I got you guys Ilfo have chunky. I
got it all.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And it's either sexy or it's like wildly inappropriate I feel,
And I like, for example, you can get a breathalyzer costume,
but it has the breathalyzer thing like for a guy
like down there see and like you do walk around
with that like why, like it's not necessary? I mean
sexy corn on the cob, Jason, look at this corn.
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I want leads for like the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
So I'm the link sexy corn.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
We've been married for two years.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
You know, we got kills.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah. When I see it, When I see a corn
on the cob, that's what I know. It's time. It's
definitely time.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Wow, none costume, Wait till I seen you a picture.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
It is not a sexy Yeah, isn't that an oxymoron?
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call them blogs. Coullena's got one.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Go Thank you so much year blog. So over the
weekend I had a little like I don't even know
what it's called. I guess Halloween party. Well, I'm for
you know, creative crafty woman over here. I had a
party for it. My daughter and her birthday is nowhere
near Halloween. She is an April baby, but I'm really
into Halloween and I want.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Her to be too.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
So I had like a little Halloween thing at a
play place. It was really cute. We had like a
little cousin's column. We had her her little friends come.
I guess are technically my friends and their kids. Yeah,
they're her friends now too, little friends, her little friends,
all your little friends. And it was so cute and
the kids were dressed up and it was a really
great time, except my daughter's costume. Some people, I guess,
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and I wonder if this happens often on Halloween. I
know Keik was talking about the sexy costumes.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
There's no confusion there. Okay, sexy is sexy. But my
daughter was dressed. Did you get the sexy nun costumes? No,
that that wasn't That wasn't intended for her. Okay, that
was a fourteen and over costume. All right, come on,
got it?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
No, not this year.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
This this one was a Megan guyesn't know who Meg.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
It is a little scary.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
She is far from scary, but like she's supposed to
be scary. But the movie was awful and I think
it's so funny, and I found it like a spirit
or something in the spirit of costume store, and I
was like, I'm gonna make her Megan. And somebody asked
if she was Hillary Clinton?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Like Hillary. First of all, I didn't realize that there
was a big, big rush for Hillary Clinton toddler costumes.
First of all. Second of all, I didn't realize there
was any commonality between those two. Those two well, a
character in a person, right, I don't see the.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Similarity, and like, yes, like the Megan costume came with
a wig, she took the way off because she's not
even two, so she's not gonna wear it. I have
a video of her wearing it was funny for five seconds,
but it was off. But without the wigs, she looks like.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
A colonial woman like Hillary Clinton. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
It was just so funny to me. And then I
remember Harvy and I are engaged party when I made you.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Guys all dress up. Myrid was pregnant Lucy. She came
as I guess four or fat four. I thought she
was Jesus Jesus. I didn't know what she was.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And I didn't know Jonathan's costume either. He was that
he wore a cowboy hat with like fringe on the front.
He was some country singer. I think I thought he
was Zoro. And that's gotta be the worst. You put
all this thought into a costume and people like all
night you have to explain, Okay, yeah, like I wantn't
know who that is?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Right, I still don't, right, Like we don't know what
that is. That's hysterical. And she was not in a pantsuit.
She was in a dress dressed. The photos I need
the photos, I'll post it by side. But I was
just couldn't I just typed in inappropriate kids costumes because
earlier we were just talking about inappropriate costumes, And as
I type in inappropriate kids costumes, like Google, you know,
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it like starts to fill it in for you. It
says inappropriate children's underwear. Oh no, And I'm like, okay,
First of all, I didn't even know that was there
was a category of that's right, and then then now
that I didn't click on it, but I'm just like,
who type that in at some point? Anyway, So Women's
Day dot Com has a list of the most inappropriate
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that this is their perspective on the most inappropriate kids costumes.
I just want to inform you on what it says. Okay,
number two on the list, and I don't know anything
involving blackface. Thank you, well, thank you. No, that's that's good,
thank you? What right? Really? I really appreciate that someone
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there at Women'sday dot Com thought it was important. Maybe
it is, I mean, glord with the world that we
live in. Cultural stereotypes. Apparently there is a homeless person
costume you shouldn't do that. That was a thing.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Like I feel like a lot of kids used to
dress up they would say hobo, which obviously is not
a good word.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
But I don't know why that was a trend. Like
this is an insane list, problematic historical figure costumes for
children like Adolf Hitler, like what apparently Day of the
Dead costumes that would be inappropriate according to this list?
Is that true? I mean it can be, but it's supposed.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
To be a celebration if anything, like to paint your face,
you're basically a skeleton with.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Colors, you know, like pretty colors. Yeah, yeah, I don't know,
but it doesn't have anything to do with Halloween. I
think it was the point that that white people, I guess,
were offended by the a prisoner costume, a religious costume,
gangster or pamp costumes for a child, very funny, and
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then sexual costumes that would be inappropriate for a child.
So just in case, I'm just here to help you know,
I'm just here to be a resource for you all.
Where do we live? What on earth?
Speaker 4 (10:54):
Yeah, bring back like the strawberries or whatever? Yeckey mouses?
Speaker 1 (10:58):
What happened to it? Right? What happened to it? Awboy,
You know, like, I don't know what happened. What happened
is to just a basic Hillary Clinton costume. You know,
what happened to a pants suit? You know, it's so
random if that was her costume. What happened to the
Secretary of State costume? Man, Like everybody used to wear
that one.