November 6, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the press show. Sane is taking over Las
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All thanks to Live Nation. So they have a couple
of stories. But the first one, you know, where at
which point did we go wrong? Here? At what point
in the story are you would you say hmmm? Hm?
Things that make you go hmmm. A woman has revealed
how she met another man on her This is from
(00:44):
the Daily Mail. So they call it a hen night,
but a batchel red party. Oh, I call it a
hand knight, and invited him to her wedding before eventually
divorcing her husband and marrying him instead. Now that's just
one sentence, But like, at what point do we say hmmm? Like,
for example, I would say it's within the first ten words.
A woman has revealed how she met another man. Okay,
(01:08):
all right, that's now never met any man, never, never again,
never again. You should you should never? Okay, all right,
on her bachelorette party. So you met a man on
your bachelorette party. Okay, that's concerning to me. I have
a lot of questions. Period, but this and then this
could be a second sentence. And then she invited him
to her wedding. Period, bigger problem. Why does this random
(01:31):
man from your hen party, your hen night attending your wedding?
I could see a situation where you eventually divorce your
husband and marry the guy who you met on your
bachelorette party and invited to your wedding. This woman's name
is Charlie, which is the name. I've not heard of
it before. She's from Virginia. She met her now husband,
Julio while on her bachelorette trip in September of twenty nineteen.
(01:55):
Who is Julio is? Who do you like? The dancer
on the hen night? Was he like the Hey, he's
doing what I did back in college to make money.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
M giving that SNL skit where they to espresso, where
she goes out and she makes another girl.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh what's his name? Marcella Hern? Yeah, it's literally the
whole song. Yes, So his name is Julio and apparently
invited him and his two friends to her wedding reception.
Why which is I mean, this is random, like you
met these people and come to my wedding house party,
it's your wedding. And the twenty seven year old says
(02:29):
that she and Julio barely spoke and she was shocked
when he actually turned up as a guest at her
wedding reception a month later. So I would have a
lot of questions as as the guy, as the husband,
I'd be like, wait a minute, So you met these
random people. I have a lot of questions, why did
you invite them to our wedding? And then if you
barely talk to them, then why did they show up?
(02:51):
This is something I have his friends. It's not like
we all met together, like we all you know, I
don't know Fyance and bride. We go on a trip
together and we meet these other this other fun couple
and we're like, you guys are great, and hey, you
know we're getting married. You guys should come, you know,
we had whatever. No, So they after already having informed
(03:12):
the other wedding guests about the funny story of how
they met the trio. When Julio entered the wedding reception,
he was treated like a celebrity. So Tarlie and Julio,
who now shared two sons, had a photo together and
exchanged small talk, and the thirty three year old was
so popular at the wedding that he even danced with
her mother and grandmother the bride Wow Domingo's Domingo So. Then,
(03:35):
six weeks after tying the nood in December of twenty nineteen,
Tarlie and her first husband decided to call it quits.
Six weeks after their two year long relationship just happened
to fizzle out. But it had nothing to do with
this Julio man who came and danced with the mother
and the grandmother of the bride. A week later, Julio
then happened to show up in her snapschat story and
(03:58):
the pair hit it off over message. She is realizing
that they had a lot in comment. Yes, sure, my god,
So this guy shows up upstages the groom at his
own wedding. We've never even seen this man before. Supposedly
you didn't even talk to him. Now he's dancing with
your mom right on his side. He's a commercial fisherman.
(04:19):
He took I can't over her name. I'm sory. I've
never met a Charlie on their first date and they've
been a pair ever since. So the wedding was in
I'm trying to get the timeline here exactly. I want
to say it what I say. September they was a
bachelorette party, and by December they're together.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Something tells me he hit it at the tea party
or whatever you call it, the hen night. I just
want to be a two year relationship with a boyfriend.
She goes on a bachelorette party in September and by
December she's married, divorced, six weeks married, divorced, and now
with this guy. Yeah, it's yeah. The couple, who now
(05:01):
have two children, got engaged in December of twenty twenty
and got married in April of twenty twenty one. Charlie
admits that she had cold feet about her first wedding,
but believes that if she called off the big day,
then she and Julio never would have spoken. So thank
god she got married the first time. But because without that,
without him being an attendee at the weddings right then,
they never would have been able to cheat. Oh sorry,
(05:23):
is a Jezebel. This is crazy, but hey, Charlie's saying that,
you know, she didn't cheat. She didn't even talk to
the guy. It just so happens that this guy, if
she met in her bachelor at party, who she invited
to her wedding, she never even spoke to the guy,
and then they didn't even speak until after she got divorced.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I want to see how all of her friends who
are on the Hen night like reacted to him too,
Because if I'm the husband and all.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The girls are like, yo, Julia was good or like whatever,
you know, I'd be so pissed.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I'd be like, wait, you guys were all together
on the Hen night and I wasn't there, and now
he's here with my mom.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're making out in the corner right, I'm like, why
is this guy so populous my wedding? Who is this guy?
I'd be so is everybody? Oh, Charlie says, we went
on to North Carolina for my bachelorette trip. Oh no,
if I'm old boy, Julio, there is no bachelorette. You're
not going on a bachelorettrip. No more hen nights for you.
We had enough hen nights. She's from Virginia, went to
(06:14):
North Carolina, but she's having a hen night? Is she
just born in the UK? No, this is just covered
by a UK. It has nothing to do with it. Okay,
I got it. No, the Daily Mail wrote it, so
it's written by a British person, so they're using their vernacular. No.
But I again, I think if I'm Julio, I'm thinking, no,
we're all set with the bachelorette party. We don't We
(06:36):
don't need to have one of those. Remember what happened
last time. Yeah. I don't even know what else to
say about this. What's meant for you will always find you.
Stop that. So you think it's got that right now?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In a way, I mean, as long as she didn't
sheat like this is kind of a story. This, this
is going in the books because I like, wait, if Julio,
you know, was a great time. Let's just say he
was like the bartender at at the head Nights party
and he's like, you know, doing this or that, and
it's like a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Maybe he was a server. I don't know what his
role was in head night. But if he was, he
was a good time. And I was like, coming to
my wedding to be funny.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And then he shows up and he's dancing with my
my bapcha and my mom and my nana was like,
that's that's fun.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You're a fun time. You're right, he might be the
love of her life. I just I don't I mean,
I don't trust the timing here. It just so happens
that this guy shows up to the wedding six weeks later,
the marriage fails, and he just happens to pop in
to your snapchat or something just right around that time,
(07:38):
and but you'd never really spoken before. Uh. It's giving
like that, you know, it's giving. It's giving that that
everyone you got married. The next day, everybody was like,
Julio's great, you should have married him kind of thing,
like what we love Julio. I'm sorry, but if i'm
if I'm the groom and I look over and the
mother and the mother of the bra is getting down
(08:00):
with old boy Julio, and everyone's treating him like a celebrity,
like he's the greatest thing that ever happened. I'm glad.
I think we have a problem on our hands. On
the morning of the wedding, he hadn't We hadn't heard
any updates. I thought that maybe they just agreed to come,
but they weren't planning to do it. Then my friend
was on Instagram and saw that they posted a picture
golfing at a local country club, and we're like, oh,
why they're coming. They wanted in about an hour after
(08:23):
the wedding reception started. Oh so he even made a scene.
He waited to make an appearance, this guy did. They
were like celebrities. We'd already told people that we'd invited
these people that we met, and we just thought that
it was such a funny story. Julio danced with my
grandmother and then my mother, and we all immediately ran
up to take pictures with him. Tarlie says that she
(08:44):
and Julio exchanged small talk at the wedding, but it
wasn't until her first marriage ended at the start of December.
They began messaging on Snapchat. Me and Julio hadn't really
spoken when that picture was taken. Besides oh my god,
I can't believe you guys are here. I went on
my honeymoon after that about him a month and a
half later, me and my husband at the time decided
that the wedding was a mistake. We were no longer
into each other anymore. Yeah, because you met Julio, you
(09:09):
met the man that met the legend, the most interesting
man in the world War. I want to meet Julio.
How can you possibly turn that down? Oh? No, Shane
doesn't want you to meet Julio. A week later, Julio
replied to a Snapchat story story of mine about a
can of ginger ale. I don't think Julio thought I
was still happily married when he messaged me, because we
(09:31):
were friends on Snapchat. When you break up with someone
on your story, you kind of make it obvious. I
don't think he thought I was still married. I think
it was pretty clear that I wasn't via your snapchat story.
I don't know, man, Charlie, Yeah, I just I don't
buy it. I'm sorry, Charlie. You know you marry. Look,
(09:54):
I know people get married all the time that probably
shouldn't get married. I know it does happen. Where it's
like we're doing it. You know, we committed to this,
like it's plain. I know I actually faced I personally
know someone who got married knowing they didn't want to
do it, but they didn't want to let everybody down. Oh.
I know a bunch of people who knew walking down
the aisle that like it wasn't right, that's so sad,
And they did it anyway because it was like, well,
(10:15):
my parents invested in this, and maybe it's just cold feed,
and you know, maybe I'm just feeling the pressure of it.
But like we've got we've gotten this far. You know,
perhaps we'll get married. It will work out. I'm not
saying that doesn't happen, but the timeline here's a little tight.
Oh oh, Julio and Tarlie. Looking back, I've had thoughts
about whether I should have called off my wedding when
(10:36):
I had cold feed. But that's my thing. When did
the cold feed begin after you met the man that
my the legend, Julio, after you met superstar Julio the
commercial fisherman. Is that when the cold feet began? Julia
put it down. Yeah, and our cold feet just like,
I don't want to do this because I feel like
she knew she didn't want to do this, you know,
(10:56):
she calling cold feet anything these days. Even if we
did meet on that bachelorette trip, we didn't really speak
or communicate. So even if the wedding got called off
after that and there was never a wedding for him
to show up as a guest too, then we wouldn't
have spoken either. I don't think. Well, when did you
get his snapchat? Because I'd like to know him. You
didn't talk to him? Is that the technicality? We didn't talk, great,
(11:17):
and you invited him to your wedding. Don't you have
to talk to do that? But you see, if we're snapchatting,
is that not talking? I don't know. And by the way,
why are you sitting? Everyone knows what the adults you
snapchat for? Okay, right, Like she better not have exchanged
at her wedding, which means she exchanged on the bachelorette
on the hen night, I figured this whole thing out. Yeah,
I'm sorry, guys, I'm glad it works out. You look
(11:38):
happy in these pictures, you know, Charlie and Julio forever,
But yeah, of course you can come on over come.
Look at our friends. They got a couple of kids. Now,
look at that. Look at how happy they look. Look
at this guy. Then Julio just looked like the life
of the party. Yes, I don't know. Oh you too?
When was there baby born? Is it Cohen? I'd like
(11:58):
to know the math on that too. Yeah. If the
if they know each other for three years and the
kids three, then we have an issue on our hands.
That's a very good question. And the kids, I don't know.
I just this whole thing is sus to me. I
think that my But that's why I read the first
sentence to you, and I'm like, at which part of
the first sentence would you be concerned? It didn't take
(12:18):
me very many words before. I have a lot of
questions as the as the groom, I'm sorry what you
hung out with a bunch of dudes at your Betrett
party and now they're coming to the wedding? You know?
I don't Yeah, anyway, I just wanted to start you
guys out with a nice fairy tale, a fable, you know.
It isn't that beautiful though, it's a beautiful story. I mean,
if they're in love, then I guess they better be right.
(12:41):
People make mistakes and and sometimes you know those mistakes.
I'm sure there's some sort of uh, you know line
about it, but you know the mistake leads you in
the direction that you're supposed to go. You know who knows.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You never let your husband stop you from meeting your
love of your life.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Right right, This is the press show. Jane is taking
over Las Vegas this January for his seven night presidency
Adobe Live at Park MGM, and we've got a trip
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Hotel State at Park MGM January twenty fourth through the
twenty sixth and round trip airfare. Text tattoo to three
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But none of us were invited to go to the
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what that means though, is that and we're not going
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are are legends. We're not going to win, I think,
And I also think we would have probably been like
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we won way back in the day another time, and
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(14:23):
well that's where I'm headed here. Did you did you?
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Are are you going to be able to read this speech?
My whole life? So Shahypt wrote, this was zero direction.
All I wrote in was I need an acceptance speech
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Of course I'll be at home watching online because I
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Know exactly how hard this job is. Wow, how many alarms,
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This is the press show. Sane is taking over Las
Vegas this January for his seven night presidency Adoby Live
at Park MGM, and we've got a trip for two
to the January twenty fifth show to night Hotel State
at Park MGM January twenty fourth through the twenty sixth
and round trip airfare. Text tattoo to three seven three
three seven now for a chance to win. A confirmation
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text will be said. Standard message of data rates may apply.
All thanks to Live Nation. So they have a couple
of stories. But the first one, you know, where at
which point did we go wrong? Here? At what point
in the story are you would you say hmmm? Hm?
Things that make you go hmmm. A woman has revealed
how she met another man on her This is from
(00:44):
the Daily Mail. So they call it a hen night,
but a batchel red party. Oh, I call it a
hand knight, and invited him to her wedding before eventually
divorcing her husband and marrying him instead. Now that's just
one sentence, But like, at what point do we say hmmm? Like,
for example, I would say it's within the first ten words.
A woman has revealed how she met another man. Okay,
(01:08):
all right, that's now never met any man, never, never again,
never again. You should you should never? Okay, all right,
on her bachelorette party. So you met a man on
your bachelorette party. Okay, that's concerning to me. I have
a lot of questions. Period, but this and then this
could be a second sentence. And then she invited him
to her wedding. Period, bigger problem. Why does this random
(01:31):
man from your hen party, your hen night attending your wedding?
I could see a situation where you eventually divorce your
husband and marry the guy who you met on your
bachelorette party and invited to your wedding. This woman's name
is Charlie, which is the name. I've not heard of
it before. She's from Virginia. She met her now husband,
Julio while on her bachelorette trip in September of twenty nineteen.
(01:55):
Who is Julio is? Who do you like? The dancer
on the hen night? Was he like the Hey, he's
doing what I did back in college to make money.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
M giving that SNL skit where they to espresso, where
she goes out and she makes another girl.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Oh what's his name? Marcella Hern? Yeah, it's literally the
whole song. Yes, So his name is Julio and apparently
invited him and his two friends to her wedding reception.
Why which is I mean, this is random, like you
met these people and come to my wedding house party,
it's your wedding. And the twenty seven year old says
(02:29):
that she and Julio barely spoke and she was shocked
when he actually turned up as a guest at her
wedding reception a month later. So I would have a
lot of questions as as the guy, as the husband,
I'd be like, wait a minute, So you met these
random people. I have a lot of questions, why did
you invite them to our wedding? And then if you
barely talk to them, then why did they show up?
(02:51):
This is something I have his friends. It's not like
we all met together, like we all you know, I
don't know Fyance and bride. We go on a trip
together and we meet these other this other fun couple
and we're like, you guys are great, and hey, you
know we're getting married. You guys should come, you know,
we had whatever. No, So they after already having informed
(03:12):
the other wedding guests about the funny story of how
they met the trio. When Julio entered the wedding reception,
he was treated like a celebrity. So Tarlie and Julio,
who now shared two sons, had a photo together and
exchanged small talk, and the thirty three year old was
so popular at the wedding that he even danced with
her mother and grandmother the bride Wow Domingo's Domingo So. Then,
(03:35):
six weeks after tying the nood in December of twenty nineteen,
Tarlie and her first husband decided to call it quits.
Six weeks after their two year long relationship just happened
to fizzle out. But it had nothing to do with
this Julio man who came and danced with the mother
and the grandmother of the bride. A week later, Julio
then happened to show up in her snapschat story and
(03:58):
the pair hit it off over message. She is realizing
that they had a lot in comment. Yes, sure, my god,
So this guy shows up upstages the groom at his
own wedding. We've never even seen this man before. Supposedly
you didn't even talk to him. Now he's dancing with
your mom right on his side. He's a commercial fisherman.
(04:19):
He took I can't over her name. I'm sory. I've
never met a Charlie on their first date and they've
been a pair ever since. So the wedding was in
I'm trying to get the timeline here exactly. I want
to say it what I say. September they was a
bachelorette party, and by December they're together.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Something tells me he hit it at the tea party
or whatever you call it, the hen night. I just
want to be a two year relationship with a boyfriend.
She goes on a bachelorette party in September and by
December she's married, divorced, six weeks married, divorced, and now
with this guy. Yeah, it's yeah. The couple, who now
(05:01):
have two children, got engaged in December of twenty twenty
and got married in April of twenty twenty one. Charlie
admits that she had cold feet about her first wedding,
but believes that if she called off the big day,
then she and Julio never would have spoken. So thank
god she got married the first time. But because without that,
without him being an attendee at the weddings right then,
they never would have been able to cheat. Oh sorry,
(05:23):
is a Jezebel. This is crazy, but hey, Charlie's saying that,
you know, she didn't cheat. She didn't even talk to
the guy. It just so happens that this guy, if
she met in her bachelor at party, who she invited
to her wedding, she never even spoke to the guy,
and then they didn't even speak until after she got divorced.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I want to see how all of her friends who
are on the Hen night like reacted to him too,
Because if I'm the husband and all.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
The girls are like, yo, Julia was good or like whatever,
you know, I'd be so pissed.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah, I'd be like, wait, you guys were all together
on the Hen night and I wasn't there, and now
he's here with my mom.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
They're making out in the corner right, I'm like, why
is this guy so populous my wedding? Who is this guy?
I'd be so is everybody? Oh, Charlie says, we went
on to North Carolina for my bachelorette trip. Oh no,
if I'm old boy, Julio, there is no bachelorette. You're
not going on a bachelorettrip. No more hen nights for you.
We had enough hen nights. She's from Virginia, went to
(06:14):
North Carolina, but she's having a hen night? Is she
just born in the UK? No, this is just covered
by a UK. It has nothing to do with it. Okay,
I got it. No, the Daily Mail wrote it, so
it's written by a British person, so they're using their vernacular. No.
But I again, I think if I'm Julio, I'm thinking, no,
we're all set with the bachelorette party. We don't We
(06:36):
don't need to have one of those. Remember what happened
last time. Yeah. I don't even know what else to
say about this. What's meant for you will always find you.
Stop that. So you think it's got that right now?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
In a way, I mean, as long as she didn't
sheat like this is kind of a story. This, this
is going in the books because I like, wait, if Julio,
you know, was a great time. Let's just say he
was like the bartender at at the head Nights party
and he's like, you know, doing this or that, and
it's like a great time.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Maybe he was a server. I don't know what his
role was in head night. But if he was, he
was a good time. And I was like, coming to
my wedding to be funny.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
And then he shows up and he's dancing with my
my bapcha and my mom and my nana was like,
that's that's fun.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
You're a fun time. You're right, he might be the
love of her life. I just I don't I mean,
I don't trust the timing here. It just so happens
that this guy shows up to the wedding six weeks later,
the marriage fails, and he just happens to pop in
to your snapchat or something just right around that time,
(07:38):
and but you'd never really spoken before. Uh. It's giving
like that, you know, it's giving. It's giving that that
everyone you got married. The next day, everybody was like,
Julio's great, you should have married him kind of thing,
like what we love Julio. I'm sorry, but if i'm
if I'm the groom and I look over and the
mother and the mother of the bra is getting down
(08:00):
with old boy Julio, and everyone's treating him like a celebrity,
like he's the greatest thing that ever happened. I'm glad.
I think we have a problem on our hands. On
the morning of the wedding, he hadn't We hadn't heard
any updates. I thought that maybe they just agreed to come,
but they weren't planning to do it. Then my friend
was on Instagram and saw that they posted a picture
golfing at a local country club, and we're like, oh,
why they're coming. They wanted in about an hour after
(08:23):
the wedding reception started. Oh so he even made a scene.
He waited to make an appearance, this guy did. They
were like celebrities. We'd already told people that we'd invited
these people that we met, and we just thought that
it was such a funny story. Julio danced with my
grandmother and then my mother, and we all immediately ran
up to take pictures with him. Tarlie says that she
(08:44):
and Julio exchanged small talk at the wedding, but it
wasn't until her first marriage ended at the start of December.
They began messaging on Snapchat. Me and Julio hadn't really
spoken when that picture was taken. Besides oh my god,
I can't believe you guys are here. I went on
my honeymoon after that about him a month and a
half later, me and my husband at the time decided
that the wedding was a mistake. We were no longer
into each other anymore. Yeah, because you met Julio, you
(09:09):
met the man that met the legend, the most interesting
man in the world War. I want to meet Julio.
How can you possibly turn that down? Oh? No, Shane
doesn't want you to meet Julio. A week later, Julio
replied to a Snapchat story story of mine about a
can of ginger ale. I don't think Julio thought I
was still happily married when he messaged me, because we
(09:31):
were friends on Snapchat. When you break up with someone
on your story, you kind of make it obvious. I
don't think he thought I was still married. I think
it was pretty clear that I wasn't via your snapchat story.
I don't know, man, Charlie, Yeah, I just I don't
buy it. I'm sorry, Charlie. You know you marry. Look,
(09:54):
I know people get married all the time that probably
shouldn't get married. I know it does happen. Where it's
like we're doing it. You know, we committed to this,
like it's plain. I know I actually faced I personally
know someone who got married knowing they didn't want to
do it, but they didn't want to let everybody down. Oh.
I know a bunch of people who knew walking down
the aisle that like it wasn't right, that's so sad,
And they did it anyway because it was like, well,
(10:15):
my parents invested in this, and maybe it's just cold feed,
and you know, maybe I'm just feeling the pressure of it.
But like we've got we've gotten this far. You know,
perhaps we'll get married. It will work out. I'm not
saying that doesn't happen, but the timeline here's a little tight.
Oh oh, Julio and Tarlie. Looking back, I've had thoughts
about whether I should have called off my wedding when
(10:36):
I had cold feed. But that's my thing. When did
the cold feed begin after you met the man that
my the legend, Julio, after you met superstar Julio the
commercial fisherman. Is that when the cold feet began? Julia
put it down. Yeah, and our cold feet just like,
I don't want to do this because I feel like
she knew she didn't want to do this, you know,
(10:56):
she calling cold feet anything these days. Even if we
did meet on that bachelorette trip, we didn't really speak
or communicate. So even if the wedding got called off
after that and there was never a wedding for him
to show up as a guest too, then we wouldn't
have spoken either. I don't think. Well, when did you
get his snapchat? Because I'd like to know him. You
didn't talk to him? Is that the technicality? We didn't talk, great,
(11:17):
and you invited him to your wedding. Don't you have
to talk to do that? But you see, if we're snapchatting,
is that not talking? I don't know. And by the way,
why are you sitting? Everyone knows what the adults you
snapchat for? Okay, right, Like she better not have exchanged
at her wedding, which means she exchanged on the bachelorette
on the hen night, I figured this whole thing out. Yeah,
I'm sorry, guys, I'm glad it works out. You look
(11:38):
happy in these pictures, you know, Charlie and Julio forever,
But yeah, of course you can come on over come.
Look at our friends. They got a couple of kids. Now,
look at that. Look at how happy they look. Look
at this guy. Then Julio just looked like the life
of the party. Yes, I don't know. Oh you too?
When was there baby born? Is it Cohen? I'd like
(11:58):
to know the math on that too. Yeah. If the
if they know each other for three years and the
kids three, then we have an issue on our hands.
That's a very good question. And the kids, I don't know.
I just this whole thing is sus to me. I
think that my But that's why I read the first
sentence to you, and I'm like, at which part of
the first sentence would you be concerned? It didn't take
(12:18):
me very many words before. I have a lot of
questions as the as the groom, I'm sorry what you
hung out with a bunch of dudes at your Betrett
party and now they're coming to the wedding? You know?
I don't Yeah, anyway, I just wanted to start you
guys out with a nice fairy tale, a fable, you know.
It isn't that beautiful though, it's a beautiful story. I mean,
if they're in love, then I guess they better be right.
(12:41):
People make mistakes and and sometimes you know those mistakes.
I'm sure there's some sort of uh, you know line
about it, but you know the mistake leads you in
the direction that you're supposed to go. You know who knows.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You never let your husband stop you from meeting your
love of your life.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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she's there. I want to include you in this. We're
sort of on time, but I'm going to manage to
screw that up. No, we won't be here in a second.
But Jason's over here furiously preparing for his role this
(13:40):
evening as the director of production for a radio awards show.
We've been nominated for Best Morning Show. It's very exciting
and Jason's actually like the flour director for this stack.
But none of us were invited to go to the
thing that we were not for. How well, so that
(14:01):
what that means though, is that and we're not going
to win because the other people in the category are
are are legends. We're not going to win, I think,
And I also think we would have probably been like
encouraged to go if we were going to win. Then again,
we won way back in the day another time, and
we were not asked to go. So it's I guess
it's there is a chance. So because of that, Jason, well,
(14:23):
well that's where I'm headed here. Did you did you?
Because I because I did too, because I went ahead
and asked chat Ept to prepare a speech and I'd
like you just to. I'd like you to and we
will tell you. I'm a little amazed at the well
how corny it is, but also how specific it was
in some cases, Well let's see if it's maybe the
same speech. But here and now, ladies and gentlemen, the
(14:45):
winner of best Morning Show is the Fred Show, and
we're manifesting the Fresh Show. And here too, accept on
behalf of the Fred Show who couldn't make it tonight
because we didn't invite them. Is Jason Brown, who also
is wearing a Madonna headset and directing and directing the
lighting crew. Let me take this off real quick. Yeah,
so here we are. Jason. Oh my god, you're so emotional.
(15:07):
Are are you going to be able to read this speech?
My whole life? So Shahypt wrote, this was zero direction.
All I wrote in was I need an acceptance speech
for a win at the twenty twenty five Radio Little Awards.
Whatever it is, Go right, Jason, Oh my gosh, yeah,
thank you, Oh my god, I can't believe we will.
Of course I'll be at home watching online because I
(15:28):
wasn't invited. Please go ahead, All right, good evening everyone. Wow, period.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
On behalf of parentheses is the frend Show. Thank you
to the IBA and to our peers in this room.
None of they all are my peers. Winning Best Morning
Show in twenty twenty five means the world because it
comes from people who.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Know exactly how hard this job is. Wow, how many alarms,
how many rewrites.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
That would require to begin with, and how much coffee
it takes to make something feel effortless before most of
the city is even awake.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
For us, effortless. Yeah, my gosh. Okay, First, of course
we won this award. We don't have to try. I
mean with writing like this.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
First, to our listeners are early birds, carpool captains, start crying,
my third shift heroes, and everyone's streaming from a cubicle
pretending to work.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
We share this with you, Ale Glass Trophy breaks mid you.
I'm in a room of radio people is actually seeing this.
Speaker 3 (16:55):
We trust you, trust us with your mornings, your commutes,
your stories, and sometimes you're messes. You let us laugh
with you, cry with you, and on the best days,
help you feel a little less alone.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
And that's the real award, is a real award. By
the way, we didn't win. I just we're just practicing. Okay, yeah, no,
I'm a little bit choked up right now. This is
what you guys come in. So to my teammates, parentheses,
co host names, are who any of you? To me?
(17:33):
We have a Shelby Shelley that works here. This is all.
We'll look at our team, our producers, writers, are they?
Our bookers?
Speaker 3 (17:49):
These people do we have them? And no one ever
told us? Right, I mean all of us are these people? Bookers,
editors and the folks who can find a clean beep
faster than I can find a stony You make kaos
sound like choreography, and you are the heartbeat of this show.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Wow, you know what I'm playing? Yes, this is how
I would like it. Yeah. The shout out their shout out?
How do they know who to shout out? Oh? It
knows to are I'm gonna get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
To our leaders at iHeartMedia and Premier Networks, Bob Rich,
Julie Tom, Bernie Brad thea your belief gives us the
runway to take chances. Thank you, James, Adam Chris, thank
you for backing our ideas daily and for protecting the
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weird ones that somehow turn into our best moment.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Wow, thanks to all of you. That's it's a little concerning.
They know who all those people are. People. Congratulations having
we didn't win. We did. We didn't win anyone. I
don't think we're going to, but I just want you
to be prepared in case we do. No, they totally
would have been like, hey, guys, you should probably it's
(19:05):
in the same city, you should probably come. You know.
It's like when they're like, hey, Taylor Swift, if you'll
come to the v m as will make you like
the you know, epic most vanguard vanguardist have ever vanguarded
you know. But no, we didn't win anyway, but if
we do, my phone back. Got a good feeling. No,
(19:26):
I want my phone back before you go through my
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