How Do You Eat A Banana?

Fred just discovered that there's a new way to eat a banana and he can't believe it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
But I saw this this morning and I didn't even
realize this was a thing. However, let's take a little
pole eight five five, five nine one three five. How
do you eat your banana? More importantly, how do you
I guess, open the banana? Well, it's really debate about this,

(00:22):
like you're no in your head, like you've heard this before. Yeah,
because there's a way that we're all supposed to be
doing it, and there's a way that we all do
do it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Well, what is the way that you are supposed.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
To be doing it at the opposite end, like not
the top stem. So there's the antenna side, yeah, and
there's the butthole side.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, you're supposed to open it from the butthole. How
can that even be? How would you even do that?
As the monkey, I don't know. You rip it.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
You ripped the antenna side, like you break it a
little bit, you have a little leverage there, and then
you peel it down, and then you peel it down.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
And then you eat it. That's not how they were made. Apparently,
that is how you eat a banana. There is no
other way. There's no other way to eat it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
And I don't know monkeys, they can do whatever they want,
but like they obviously haven't been taught the proper way
to eat a bana. But there was a fierce debate
on Reddit this morning about the proper way to eat
a banana, and I'm I'm shocked at this. They have
reading it the other way. How would you do that?
Do you like break the butthole end and then peel
it from that? How do you how do you do

(01:20):
you break it like in the middle or something?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
How do you do it? Well? I do it wrong?
But I think there's a way that you pinch it
and doesn't it all just pop open? I think it's
supposed to be a lot easier than we're making it.
Hold on, let me look constructions.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, yeah, can you look up instructions on how to
eat a banana?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Because from the butt side first?

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Is it the antenna side?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
People say pinch from the bottom and then you pinch
and feel, No, you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Do I have men to run and see if we
have one in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I suppose maybe for like demons, demons straight and purposes
and that's a word demonstrative and then make up a word.
I still want to know what ghost came into your
mess with me stuff, because I mean I have a
routine every day.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I have a routine. I walk in here, good morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
I come in here, and I do the same thing
every day, push all the buttons, set everything up.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Dude.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The thing I authenticate three different times to get into
all my different you know, corporate stuff which everyone's trying
to hack into. I know, if you heard there's a
meeting today with all the admirals and generals and President
Trump and then you know whoever's in charge of the
Department of War.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's what it's about.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
It's about how many times I have to authenticate every
morning just to get to the banana debate.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, do we find one? They failed us once again.
We don't have We don't.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
On the fruit plate that we don't really have in
the morning today. Did you tell the chef to make
sure they're bananas here tomorrow? Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I heard my own echo. There was no one in there.
It was just what about the otlooch station? What about
the otlad station?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
I demanded, I wish okay sideways with the peel, someone said,
And then what is this other person we tried to
get a hold of.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
I'm really trying to get a hold of someone. I
need to.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Understand how often you eat bananas from the bottom. You
pinch and peel, and then you throw away the black
part that the spiders crawling.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I don't want spider crawling in anything. Stop that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Frets should go teach the monkeys since he can reason
with animals. Thank you, Yes I should, I absolutely could now.
But the more shocking part of this debate maybe I
eat a banana is in a comment section. I mean,
there are people that just do absolutely insane things, like,
for example, apparently one person peels the whole banana, the
whole thing, throws it away, and then holds the oh,

(03:36):
the raw banana, and then just eats it. That's like
with their bare hands. Why would you do that? The
peel serves as like a holder for it so that
your raw fingers don't touch the banana. Why would you
just peel the whole thing and then just eat it raw?
That's eating ice cream with your hands, like you wouldn't
do that.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's like biting the string cheese, just like in half right?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Would then just go buy a block of cheese? Have
you got a string cheesier?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
String it?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Right?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Everybody knows you string it. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
This just said if you pinch the butt, the skin
just pops off.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
So I really wish we had a banana.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Hold on a second, this this might be this might
be history. Is it Kaysia?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (04:16):
It is. A second, it says you you're calling from Norfolk, Virginia.
Is that true?

Speaker 3 (04:20):
That is correct?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
One? We got one. This is crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, we wanted to. We were on in min not
we weren't sure, but we are. And then but that
but Norfolk, I thought for sure there was no way
that they actually turned us on there every morning, because
apparently they do good morning, well welcome, well, thank you
very much for that. How do you we What is
the proper way to eat the banana? You obviously are
a genius.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well yeah, you know, but technically you're supposed to Well
so they say you're supposed to pinch to us and
then yes, it does pop open. Now I don't do
it that way because that's where the little hard bit is.
So like when you do it the opposite way, you
can pinch the off and not eat that. But that's
what they say. You pinched a butt, it open and
yeah a little.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Okay, relax, all right, I need to come to Norfolk.
Apparently I need to get that on the top of
the list. I've been trying to go to mine out,
but no, I need to come pinch the button Norfolk. Apparently, Hey,
have a good day, Thank you so much for listening.
Please tell me tell five people today and that will
be five. That will be five total, six total listeners.

(05:32):
If we have that, thank.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You, you know, I will think you have a good day.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Bye. It's amazing. Look, I mean, we really are.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Was beginning to wonder if these other places are really
actually airing the show or not.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
She's a plant. I think she might be.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
She might be, because there's no way for us to know. Really,
I mean, I guess we could. You know, we could
go to the website and it says we're there, but
I don't know. Apparently there are people that eat the
whole banana too, with the peel. I'm learning in the
comment section of red It this morning, and you asked
how often I eat a banana? I eat a banana.
I probably eat a bana three times a week because
it's my pre run energy.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Okay, look at you, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I mean, why are you not eating more bananas? I
don't Yeah, you don't like a.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Banana, not really in sorry Jason, because he's actually allergic
to Yeah, so I don't peel.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Them at all. If you touch them, you'll have a
problem it just if I eat them. I don't know why,
like a world where I would peel it and then
not eat it. List I'm feeling it for somebody else.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I grab the banana in the middle, I snap it
in half, and then remove the two halves from the
now broken peel.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Oh, you should be arrested. What on earth?

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I used to open it from the A side all
my life and was frustrated that the banana would sometimes
be very hard to open that way or end up
making that side mushy. When I heard you could do
it from the B side, which I think is the
butt side, I try to. It's super easy, works every time,
doesn't damage the inside. I've been doing it ever since.

(07:00):
It is much easier and messier to open up in
the butt side.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
This is wild. I feel like they've been lying to
us our whole lives.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Look at the cartoons like they always have it peeled
from that little top piece. Okay, and then then someone
else said my reasons After reading all the comments, I
am not a monkey a V. I love the feeling
of breaking the antenna the antenna end three. When you
leave bananas outside on a flat surface, the weakest part

(07:27):
is the antenna, so a little hole appears naturally in
the antenna, and then you can peel the banana. Also,
bananas are usually joined to the stem where I live,
so you have to take the banana from it. Sometimes
the antenna remains joined to the stem. So okay, this
is very elaborate. Thank you, sir for writing a whole
yeah really, on this whole thing us. I honestly, I

(07:50):
truly did not know there was another way to do it.
Really until this morning, I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
I'm a little monkey maybe okay,