May 20, 2025 • 6 mins
Fred asks the crew how many underwear they own and what's socially acceptable!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So we're at the pulse of all the important stories,
all the important subject matters of the day. That's what
we do around here on The Fred Show. And last
week it was very very significant debate about whether to
rinse after brushing your teeth or not, and it was divided.
It was divided. Now, reasonable people don't wash toothpaste off
their teeth after brushing them. That would be an insane
(00:22):
thing to do, but apparently half of our audience does
do that. The question this week, though, is, and this
may seem obvious, but there is apparently an answer, according
to a website, but how many pair of underwear do
you need to own in which to just function in
daily life? The answer is apparently a common guideline for
(00:44):
how much underwear to own would be seven to ten
pair of underwear. Now my question would be, and Caml's
got a look on her face like that's just shocking,
how much more underwear do you need? That's a parent day?
And if you have ten, that's a couple extras just
in case.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
One pair of day?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, how many pair of underwear a day are you wearing?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You get up at four am, I am not wearing
one pair all day?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I want to sleep in.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What do you decide to change that? Ye deciding?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
If I shower at night, I put a new pair,
but I put another pair until I shower the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I sleep in different under I wear thongs.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, yeah, okay, So you have like okay, and you
never consider wearing nightsim under I guess you wouldn't. I
wear the same basketball shirts every night for three or
four nights before I wash them again. And I don't
usually wear underwear with those when I sleep in them.
(01:46):
But there's nothing going on that I need to be
concerned about. Yeah, I mean, you know, because again I'm
clean when I got in the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But yeah, no, I I I probably own seven to
ten pair of underwear. I don't. I don't know, you know.
I mean, I'm doing laundry every three days, so I
mean I've always got five six stacked ready to go.
I don't know. I mean, how many would you say?
You would say, fourteen pair, twenty pair, thirty pair? How
much underwear do you need? A lot?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, I think it's different for guys and girls, I
really do. I think it's different. You guys have different parts,
different stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We do, yes, thank you, I welcomed. Well, he only
has one thng. I know we've established that, yes, so
that only comes out for special occasions.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Holiday, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh yeah, Christmas, Christmas and they named the pope.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah yeah. When that white smoke came out, the thong
went on, Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But what is honestly though,
like a full time like full ownership of underwear, the
entire collection, the whole, the whole menagerie. Uh, you know,
how much do you really need? The limit does not exist.
I would say for women twenty or last I'd say
(02:56):
for men, you could easily get by with ten pair
of underwear, even easily at bottom of the stack, because
when it's cleaner, just put That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You're up, you poop your pants sometimes, No, but I
still have enough another run out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I mean, I can't believe that's a sentence. I can't
believe that's a sentence to have. Someone says, twenty four
plus pair of underwear.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I agree, I got more than that. Yeah, Oh like
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's like I don't wear them all, but they're there,
and I feel comfort, comfort in knowing that they're there.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Right, the random song from high school.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I need it, so I need it full of underwear,
like absolutely, you got nice ones. You got nice ones,
you got cotton, you got you know, you gotta have.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Different exercise and you have to wear all the underwear
that you have in one full cycle.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh my gosh, I'll be out here with my first
Victoria's Secret rhinestone thong that I bought behind my mom's bag.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I still have it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I still have some underwear from back in the Oh
my god. Yeah, I wash it and I don't wear it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's good. Well then, you know that's the thing. I
keep a nice seven to ten rotation going of a
nice Tommy John boxer briefs, and I just keep it.
You know. If one starts to look a little ragged,
it goes away, a new one comes in. You know,
I got backup if I need it. Now here's the
next question. How much do you travel with? Because I
(04:13):
have a pair of day and then one extra, just
one extra, you bring all of you bring your whole collection.
As Kayla just alluded to, I have some issues sometimes,
so I just I can't believe it. I can't believe
we're discussing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
This has grown up my pants sometimes, but I have
to take all of it because you never know.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, there's no limit. I just opened the drawer and
just grabbed my luggage like literally, anything could happen on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We are grown adult. Anything doesn't need to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You can control it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You act like it, you can control it. Actually I try.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't think I want to try so hard.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Really Okay, So for a weekend trip, you bring all
ten pair of underwear that you own.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's just easy to grab the whole stock and throw
it in God, and you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What if you never return to your house?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I need my underwear.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I need I never have access to my undis a guy,
a para day and maybe a spare just sting a
paraday and maybe a spare. Total. Next week I'm traveling
for three days, I'll bring four pair of underwear. You
are wow.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wait wait wait wait what if you're sweating? What if
you're swimming? You cannot put the same pair.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't wear underwear when I'm swimming.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You can't put the same pair on after you got a.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Shower after If I were on a beach vacation, I
would wake up. I put my swim suit on, and
there's no underwearing them. There's a little mesh in there. Okay,
there's a little mesh in there that, you know, keep
it all together. And then I'd be walking around doing
all that all day. And then I would at the
end of the day take a shower, put some underwear on,
and there we go. There's one parro. It's all I needed.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What if you need underweund for the morning, like you're
going to breakfast, then you're going to the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, how much how long did I wear it? How
long did I? I mean, what's going on down there?
Is my question? Cycle line's more of emotional. It's more
of a mental emotional I do. I definitely do. It's
just a sist in my head only, which is wonderful. Jesus,
I gotta go Fred Show.
So we're at the pulse of all the important stories,
all the important subject matters of the day. That's what
we do around here on The Fred Show. And last
week it was very very significant debate about whether to
rinse after brushing your teeth or not, and it was divided.
It was divided. Now, reasonable people don't wash toothpaste off
their teeth after brushing them. That would be an insane
(00:22):
thing to do, but apparently half of our audience does
do that. The question this week, though, is, and this
may seem obvious, but there is apparently an answer, according
to a website, but how many pair of underwear do
you need to own in which to just function in
daily life? The answer is apparently a common guideline for
(00:44):
how much underwear to own would be seven to ten
pair of underwear. Now my question would be, and Caml's
got a look on her face like that's just shocking,
how much more underwear do you need? That's a parent day?
And if you have ten, that's a couple extras just
in case.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
One pair of day?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Well, how many pair of underwear a day are you wearing?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You get up at four am, I am not wearing
one pair all day?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I want to sleep in.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What do you decide to change that? Ye deciding?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
If I shower at night, I put a new pair,
but I put another pair until I shower the next day.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
I sleep in different under I wear thongs.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, yeah, okay, So you have like okay, and you
never consider wearing nightsim under I guess you wouldn't. I
wear the same basketball shirts every night for three or
four nights before I wash them again. And I don't
usually wear underwear with those when I sleep in them.
(01:46):
But there's nothing going on that I need to be
concerned about. Yeah, I mean, you know, because again I'm
clean when I got in the bed.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
So I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But yeah, no, I I I probably own seven to
ten pair of underwear. I don't. I don't know, you know.
I mean, I'm doing laundry every three days, so I
mean I've always got five six stacked ready to go.
I don't know. I mean, how many would you say?
You would say, fourteen pair, twenty pair, thirty pair? How
much underwear do you need? A lot?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Well, I think it's different for guys and girls, I
really do. I think it's different. You guys have different parts,
different stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
We do, yes, thank you, I welcomed. Well, he only
has one thng. I know we've established that, yes, so
that only comes out for special occasions.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Holiday, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh yeah, Christmas, Christmas and they named the pope.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah yeah. When that white smoke came out, the thong
went on, Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But what is honestly though,
like a full time like full ownership of underwear, the
entire collection, the whole, the whole menagerie. Uh, you know,
how much do you really need? The limit does not exist.
I would say for women twenty or last I'd say
(02:56):
for men, you could easily get by with ten pair
of underwear, even easily at bottom of the stack, because
when it's cleaner, just put That's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
You're up, you poop your pants sometimes, No, but I
still have enough another run out.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I mean, I can't believe that's a sentence. I can't
believe that's a sentence to have. Someone says, twenty four
plus pair of underwear.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I agree, I got more than that. Yeah, Oh like
I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's like I don't wear them all, but they're there,
and I feel comfort, comfort in knowing that they're there.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Right, the random song from high school.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I need it, so I need it full of underwear,
like absolutely, you got nice ones. You got nice ones,
you got cotton, you got you know, you gotta have.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Different exercise and you have to wear all the underwear
that you have in one full cycle.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Oh my gosh, I'll be out here with my first
Victoria's Secret rhinestone thong that I bought behind my mom's bag.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I still have it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
I still have some underwear from back in the Oh
my god. Yeah, I wash it and I don't wear it.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
That's good. Well then, you know that's the thing. I
keep a nice seven to ten rotation going of a
nice Tommy John boxer briefs, and I just keep it.
You know. If one starts to look a little ragged,
it goes away, a new one comes in. You know,
I got backup if I need it. Now here's the
next question. How much do you travel with? Because I
(04:13):
have a pair of day and then one extra, just
one extra, you bring all of you bring your whole collection.
As Kayla just alluded to, I have some issues sometimes,
so I just I can't believe it. I can't believe
we're discussing.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
This has grown up my pants sometimes, but I have
to take all of it because you never know.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, there's no limit. I just opened the drawer and
just grabbed my luggage like literally, anything could happen on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
We are grown adult. Anything doesn't need to happen.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
You can control it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
You act like it, you can control it. Actually I try.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I don't think I want to try so hard.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Really Okay, So for a weekend trip, you bring all
ten pair of underwear that you own.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
It's just easy to grab the whole stock and throw
it in God, and you don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What if you never return to your house?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I need my underwear.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I need I never have access to my undis a guy,
a para day and maybe a spare just sting a
paraday and maybe a spare. Total. Next week I'm traveling
for three days, I'll bring four pair of underwear. You
are wow.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Wait wait wait wait what if you're sweating? What if
you're swimming? You cannot put the same pair.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't wear underwear when I'm swimming.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
You can't put the same pair on after you got a.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Shower after If I were on a beach vacation, I
would wake up. I put my swim suit on, and
there's no underwearing them. There's a little mesh in there. Okay,
there's a little mesh in there that, you know, keep
it all together. And then I'd be walking around doing
all that all day. And then I would at the
end of the day take a shower, put some underwear on,
and there we go. There's one parro. It's all I needed.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
What if you need underweund for the morning, like you're
going to breakfast, then you're going to the beach.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Well, how much how long did I wear it? How
long did I? I mean, what's going on down there?
Is my question? Cycle line's more of emotional. It's more
of a mental emotional I do. I definitely do. It's
just a sist in my head only, which is wonderful. Jesus,
I gotta go Fred Show.
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