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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Life from America's Greatest city, Chicago, Kiss FM and I
Heart Radio station. It's the French Good Morning, everybody. It's Wednesday,
April twentieth and six oh five. The French Show is on.
Kalen's here. Hello, Hi, Honor Bona. Jason Brown's here, Rufio
is here. Hello, Paulina Rowe, Hello, morning show, Miss Shelley.
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In a little bit the Entertainer Report in fifteen minutes
after headlines and training stories, what are you're working on?
In th So, yesterday we were talking about the Kardashians
versus Black China. I always telling you who got kicked
out of the courtroom? Oops, oh that old manager. No,
it wasn't him, wasn't him. I just opened my email
and I saw an email chain with a bunch of
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like important people on it. Do you ever do this
for you? I was flying yesterday and I landed, got
back from you know, the Eastern trip, and I land
and my phone just goes, didn't you need anything like you?
You know, like when it finally comes, because you know,
of course I put it in airplane mode every time
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and then so it's just like as soon as it
gets in reception, it's like ding ding text and then
it was like this whole email chain and it was
like everybody, who's anybody in our company's And I'm like,
what just happened in the last four hours? What happened? Nothing?
It was. It was good. It was a good email chain.
It was a very nice email chain. But like, that's
not like it was. It was overwhelming, it was too much.
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I was just reminded of that looking at my email
as I opened it up this morning, that you know,
the three hours were you don't have well, I guess
a lot of times you can took up to the
Wi Fi, but it's like three hundred bucks. No, it's
not three undred bucks, you know what I mean though,
It's like it's if you get the Wi Fi for
a three hour flight on an airline unless you're on Southwest,
you get free texts and it's like twenty nine dollars, Yeah,
for like crap internet, so it goes all slow in
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the wheel of death for twenty nine dollars. I'm like,
I'll just wait three hours. Let my anxiety just you know,
can you install your own WiFi in a plane in
a little tiny, little no, No, that would be router,
that would be really expensive. Yeah. No, I don't have
a router hot spot. Yeah no I don't. I tried
to hook my Comcast up in there my Exfinity, but
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it didn't work forever reason. So I can watch movies
and TV shows. It's my voice remote. Turn on the symptoms. Um,
we're gonna say, how are we doing on my Fisher
Price potties that we're going to put in the back? Yeah,
working on that. Okay, we're working on it. Yeah. They
make a little they make a thing. What's it called.
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They make a little device for women. Yeah, it's called
like the what it needs to go somewhere, so it
needs to go into the No I don't no, no,
no, no no, no, no no no. Uh oh yeah yeah yeah.
Chi is that it is? So right? Um? Um yeah wow?
Portable ye for women? Yeah, funnel at the bottom. Well,
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this one has a receptacle. Portable female urinal, easy to
use while clothed, while clothed, female. This is what she
eat right, here's a female urinal. Yeah, it's like, I'm
might get you one of those. When she's just a
plastic container and it has like a big thing in
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the front. You just stick it on there and just
do your deal. I mean I need something. This is
too long to hold it. When we hit that turbulus,
Oh my god, this woman well yeah, when Kyle, when
when Kaylyn is a stowaway on little put air Fred
going places, she doesn't like the flight so longer than
like forty five minutes because she's gonna pee yourself. Just
were diaper? No, I mean you're we're talking about convenience
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here a wet diape to sit that whole time? No good,
We have a we have a shewey. Now in nineteen
eighty five, we can afford that this woman can be
standing up, standing up in a forest. Wow, he's engeans
what she just did? She just sort of unzip it.
Let me see the picture of this. Yeah. Oh, she's
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just shilling like she doesn't care. She's got her hand
on her hip, like she knows that you're exactly energy
is what this is. Acept that one's not going into
a container. It's just going out into the wild. You
cracked the window and the air Fred, Yeah, where does
it goes? It doesn't go into it. There's one that
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has a little thing, Yeah, there's one that has a
device or like a little little tank on the end
of it or something. Yeah, it doesn't give you anxiety.
You don't to be out of reach for a little
while and then like you know, you're gonna turn your
phone on and it could be anything. Yeah. Yeah. Have
you ever had somebody be like you're in the middle
of an important conversation and they're on a flight. They're like, okay,
taking off now, I'll get back to you later. We're
like no, no, no, no, no no no no no no
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no no. What were you saying? Like what were your thoughts? Like?
Get above ten thousand feet fast? Southwest Airlines free texting.
I don't like it. I don't like it, hate it.
Who knows what you're missing so much? And the funny
thing is, once your phone turns on, you've missed nothing.
No exactly, turn it on. You missed like a bunch
of a bunch of unsubscribed emails. I didn't need any
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of this, But that was me yesterday. It was just like,
didn't mean any nay, I'm like, what happened? Who got fired?
What happened? Nothing happened? Though my keycard worked this morning.
Everything's good, so let's do the show then. I'm rooting
hard for the bulls today rooting hard for the Bulls. Oh,
they should have won Game one, but they got Game
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two tonight in Milwaukee against the Bucks. I don't like
the Bucks. You know why. I don't like them, But
I don't like them. Nobody likes the Bucks. I don't
like him. I mean, Yanna sounds like a good dude.
Look at my bulls and nails I accidentally got, oh accidentally, yeah,
you should. You should own it. You should be like,
look at the bulls nails I got. Look at the
bulls and nails I got. Are good. You are a Chicago.
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You are a Chicago in yeah swear jacket. That got mean.
That kind of little heated by the way of the
comments on our Instagram about really you have to do
to be a Chicago and a couple of people were like, Nope,
not born here. You're not I know you know, so
get out of here please. Yeah, screwed. Yeah, that's what
Steve from Schaumberg said, if you're not born here? Yeah, yeah,
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Like where are you from, sir? Listen, I'm here. I'm
trying to be here Chicago. Yeah that's funny. Yeah. Jimmy
from Naperville says, you're not born in Chicago. Then you
ain't one. You got real passionate. Oh my gosh, for
twelve years I can't be in Chicago, and really like
I could. I own it now I claim it. And
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then like some are really specific, like if you get dropped,
if you're blindfolded and you get dropped in the location.
Everyone really has their own roles feeling born in the
following zip codes are in Chicago. Holy hell sorry if
you were born on a time that ends of the
even number, no in a zip code of the following Yeah,
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the people were really about it, so basically, no, hal
get the hell out of here, go back to Detroit.
And then like some people were like, you'll just know
in your heart when you feel it. I was like, what,
this is getting too trippy for me. You'll know when
you get the property tax bill. That's when you wear
chicagoan talking bulls talking masks again. Netflix This Morning, The
Best and the Worst Airlines. Um a guy who says
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he will soon be the father of fifty five children
and he's on a mission to do this across the
UK and Europe. I'll tell you about him in just
a second. Also, the Guinness Book of World Records for
the this is the story you're gonna want to pay
attention to the most generous circumference, but not of what
you think. But it's also of interest. We'll get to
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it just a second. In trending stories, any entertainment report
on the French show one thres this is what's good morning, everybody.
Glad you're here, six twenty two. It's Wednesday, April twentieth.
Lots of stuff coming up today. Got Shawn Mendes tickets
at seven thirty and when you windows you sign up
to go to La to our iHeart Radio Wango Tango
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and see a bunch of big stars performed there in
La as well. Trip to Vegas this morning, got cash
this morning? Did I miss anything Owner Boner No, definitely
gonna be Paulina, Oh yeah, it's one say one day,
is it? Yeah? And show it Shelley three fifty today.
Rufy is what I do without seven people to tell
me what to do every day? Like each one of
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you has one responsibility, and that's to make sure I
don't screw up one thing, and yet I still will.
But how much easier has your life been, Jason since
you started working on the show. So because then I don't.
I don't get the emails after the show or I'm
not driving to work, Like, don't say that. Why are
you saying that? Don't give that away? We don't have
any more Olivia. Right, we go take a stop. What
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do you mean you can't just make them happen? Like
sometimes sometimes I like to just to make things up,
you know. But yeah, you don't keep me on my
you keep it spicy. Right, yeah, Well but now you
can stop me in my track, or you can attempt to.
You can put papers in front of my face and
go read nothing but this give nothing away? But this
both Bucks tonight in Milwaukee, Bucks lead dead Series one
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nothing Go Bowls and that's I'm here for this. I want.
I want the Bucks to lose and all of that.
I woke up this morning to terrible news about itself.
First thing, first thing I see in Twitter on Twitter
is uh Game five tickets on sale? Now, I'm like,
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wait a minute, no five tickets. They don't need a
Game five. I didn't get to watch the whole game
last night, though, because this freaking NBA game starts at
nine o'clock at night. We only even consider those of
us who like to watch West Coast NBA in the Midwest.
Imagine if you're on the East coast, I can't stay
until midnight watching a basketball game. Well, I mean it
starts at well, I mean it starts at nine because
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it's what's seven o'clock over there? So yeah, well no,
it makes sense for them. Yeah it doesn't work for me.
Oh well damn can it can't? They start out there
like five o'clock, so the rest of your team you
would stay up and watch them play. You know, there
are also are games that I don't think we're going
to lose. I just know your team looks in trouble. Now,
that's what I mean. But I just figure out I'm
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not gonna lose. I watch the first half. I we're
gonna lose this game, came Jenner. But it must better
be massaging at hamstring good, because he better massage her
he hurt. Yeah, Devin Booker got injured last night. They lost.
Yeah what tight hamstring? He left the games? See what
you missed when he got about early? Yeah I did.
Would you have been at ten o'clock? At nine? Red here?
Now come on kee, this is bad. The Bulls game
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starts at eight thirty? Friends? Are you gonna be able
to watch. How are they gonna start a Bulls game
in the Midwest. That's not nice either. Yeah, well it's
because it's it's the second game of whatever, you know,
So what is there to start so late? Because there's
an East Coast game first, so like, uh, whoever Boston
in Boston place to night, and then they don't want
they don't want the games to start at like four
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o'clock on the West coast, so they you know, the
games will start like five o'clock, six o'clock in the
rest of it. Yeah, eight thirty tonight, let's go. I'm
gonna have to stambolate for that one too, Yeah you should. Yeah, well,
I'm I'm invested. I'm extremely invested in that. Okay, maybe
texts you throughout the game, please do. He's gonna be
cranky the next day. Let him sleep. I'm gonna be
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cranky too. No need. For a lot of reasons. I
need Chicago to be happy, I need Rufio to be happy.
I want to be happy. I want the Bucks to
be unhappy. These are all good reasons for me to
be highly invested in this particular series. Yes, Devin Booker's hurt, Yeah,
this is not good. Crazy. I was thinking about how
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good his life is. We talked about this last year
when he was in the finals, and it was like
he was it was inevitable, he was going to win
the championship, and then he lost it. How I mean,
that guy wakes up every day and he's like multimillionaire
dating a billionaire. I mean, imagine that Devin Booker who
plays with the Phoenix Suns, a good looking guy very soon,
I mean, MVP candidate, you know one one would argue, um,
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he makes he's gonna get a Supermax deal at some
point here in the next couple of years. And he's so,
he's probably a couple hundred million. He's dating one of
the highest women in the world and she's worth a billion. No,
not Kendall, she's just a millionaire. Oh, she's just a millionaire. Yeah.
I thought they all had Bili and Kim are billionaires.
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Just millionaires. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's not as good now.
His life kind of sucks now, yah, never mind, go
back to Bedila. He could drink all that tastes like perfume.
But imagine if you're if you're worth like tens of
millions and your girlfriend her boyfriend is worth or in
this case, let's just reverse the roles. You're Devin Booker
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and you're worth one hundred millions. She's worth let's say
two or three hundred million. Yeah, and then and she
has to tell you to take the trash out and
when you're like no, you're like, which, I'm worth more
than you. You know, it's like taking a try out.
Don't don't do it. That's it's worth more than you.
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We've heard about her only fans, so the one that
you encouraged, so well, no, she has one and she's
sharing with you. Say that right, she doesn't want you
to know about it because apparently that's your tesla money. Oh,
we're not starting that again. If you listen to the show,
then you know Rufio and said it was okay for
his wife to have an only fan so that he
could have a tesla. Yeah, because that's how that's gonna work,
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because if she's gonna get on only fans and show
herself and give you the money. Yes, that is correct. So,
in case we needed another announcement about masks, Illinois announced
yesterday that officials are dropping the mask mandate for airports
in public transportation. Why do we have to do that
because there was an executive order by the governor that
remained intact, causing confusion on where people should keep their
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masks on. So now that's been canceled to Netflix two
days and two big Netflix stories. They lost two hundred
thousand subscribers in Q one and expect to lose another
two million in the current second quarter. This is one
of the first times, it might be the first I'm
actually in more than ten years that they're going to
lose that many subscribers. I mean, you gotta think it's
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because of so many competitors. You know what Netflix I
was like on the leading edge, was the first, right,
the top dog exactly, and now everybody has a streaming service.
How can this is why we've been talking about those
over the last couple of weeks. How can you possibly
keep up? At some point, they're gonna make a cable
that's like it's a streaming service. Think about that, right,
I think you to get cable to get es like
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you know whatever thirty years ago, to get ESPN and
CNN or whatever. Now they're gonna have it. They're seriously,
it's gonna be like another cable now for all the
streaming services. Yeah, and plus like every time they lose
the like over losing customers, what are we gonna do.
Let's raise the price. I'm like, you can't keep raising
the price on these people, pridiculous stay is that? What
is it? Twenty dollars now a month? Yeah? Yeah, whatever.
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I was talking to someone last night who said that
they read somewhere that they're coming out with a they're
just Netflix is gonna say screw it and have an
ad based one that's free because they're losing so many
people to either people stealing passwords, people sharing passwords. At
this point, it's like, all right, fine, it's free, but
you gotta watch ads, which would make sense because they're
not going to get back all the people that they
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don't have to steal anymore. Except I would still steal
to not have to watch the ads. I like ads.
You that doesn't bother you on a streaming service that
you pay for it to watch ads. I like it
because it gives me a little break. It tells me
to get up, move around, do something like I'm annoyed
that the woman was a girl from Plainfield or whatever
on Hulu that you have to pay for still has
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ads in it. I'm like, why am I paying for this? Step?
But this should be free, not pay for it. You're right,
someone's paying for it anyway. So Netflix is in a
little bit of trouble, but they're still worth like a
gazellion dollars. Wallet hum ranked Delta as the best US airline.
They ranked the nine biggest US airlines plus two regional
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carriers on price, reliability, safety, complaints, amenities, and more. Delta Hawaiian,
Well that's not fair. Who's pistic going to Hawaii? You
know what I'm saying, Like, of course I'm happy because
this is the best airline ever. They're telling me to paradise.
That's not fair. Alaskan Alaska Airlines number three Envoy, which
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is one of the commuter's spirit, came in at number
five at the bottom number eleven out of eleven Southwest airlines.
Cheapest was Frontier, Most reliable was Delta, Most comfortable was
jet Blue. Best for pets Delta, sky West, and Envoy
at least complained about SkyWest and safest Alaska. That dude
that you sent with a TikTok from Delta, he probably
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voted like he got like six thousand dollars on a delta.
Oh yeah, we should post. I don't think you'd post
that TikTok. There was a dude, was it like it
was vacation, family vacation. Yeah, so like it was mom
and I don't know his wife, kids, whatever, And he
makes his TikTok because they offered him, They offered somebody
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on the flight two thousand dollars to get off, So
he's I'm getting off, I'll see you guys tomorrow, Like,
you get the flight tomorrow, and his mom and whole
family is like, dude, you're ruining the vacation. Like, just
stay on the plane and come on the vacation. So
the next day he goes to the airport and they
offer him another two thousand dollars not to get on,
or at least he was able to negotiate this. So
then for two days now he doesn't come. Wasn't there
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a third day? The third day, he went back a
third day, and again because there's so many cancelations and overbookings,
they offered him another two thousand dollars. So you didn't
go on six thousand dollars three days still not on
the family vacation, and He's just like, I'm just gonna
buy my mom something nice, Like what do you think
I should buy my mom with his money? That would
be such a Rufio move family vacation that Rufa never
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shows up on because he just keeps taking the free stuff.
But six thousand dollars, it's a lot of money. And
it was I think it's money money too. I think
it was only it was like credit. It wasn't about
it was a straight cand whatever. Yeah. Yeah, I think
they're gonna put him in a hotel room or something too,
like first class when he finally gets to go. But
he's gonna make it. They're gonna be like he's gonna
show up at the airport. They're leaving. Well, I got
six grands. I'm must have a great vacation. See you
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guys later. An American serial sperm donor is trending today.
He will soon be the father to fifty five children
after traveling across the UK and Europe to impregnate women.
He's thirty years old. His name is Kyle Gordy lives
in LA He's already made six donations to women in
the UK on what he's calling a donation tour. He
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is already the father to forty six children and currently
has nine more on the way. Couples regularly choose him
for his educational background of personality. He's open to making
donations either, but he actually says he's open to insemination
by either method scientifically or he'll actually, you know, he'll
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take one for the team and wow, I bet you, well,
what a guy? Yeah, he says. Actually the latter, like
actual intercourse, accounts for ten percent of the donations. He's
met nine of his kids in person and receives updates
about all of his kids. He's been the thirteen states
in the US to donate, as well as England in Scotland, Sweden, Germany,
Denmark in Mexico. He doesn't charge anything for his donations.
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He just wants to help women have children. That's got
to be the egos thing, isn't it? Like why would
you I mean, realize you are helping people and that's noble,
But why would you be on a quest to have
as many kids as you possibly could and brag about it? God,
I don't He's got to have some kind of super
contract that they have to sign, because I guess, like
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one person goes after you. The rest of them are
gonna go after you. Yeah, you got one hundred kids.
You think you're all cute out here with a hundred kids,
until all one hundred have a class actual lawsuits wage
against you. We want you to pay for college. Hell no. Finally,
a Michigan man was awarded a Guinness World Record when
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the circumference of his tongue was officially measured at four
point eight inches. That's around four point inches around. This
is for you, calon, because you're a Michigander. His is
Dante Barnes. Have you have you dated him before? Anybody?
If you had dated him, he might not be single. Um,
he's like that guy. He's Tea's Tory too. Too bad.
(20:11):
This guy isn't the same guy. These guys should team
up together. Dante Barnes is his name. Battle Creek is
where he's from, which is not that big of a place,
so he must be very popular there. He realized his
tongue might be unusual when he watched the video online
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of someone measuring their own tongue and wanted to give
it a try. His tongue circumference was officially measured at
four point eight inches, roughly the same size as a
ping pong ball. What that doesn't seem that big, actually,
he said. The muscle doesn't give him any trouble during
normal tasks. It just feels like my tongue. I'm able
to flex it like any other muscle, like moving your
fingers and lifting away. Uh. He says. He sees his
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tongue as a gift. He has a Guinness World Record
for the largest circumference. It's National Cheese Frisday, National Lookalike Day,
and National Pineapple Upside Downcake Day, which is kind of random.
The entertainment report is two minutes away. Fred Show is
on six thirty six one h three five Kiss. The
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latest entertainment news is on the Fred Show. Black kindas
Mama Tokyo. Tony who I'm obsessed with, slammed the Kardashian
family and an Instagram live earlier this week after sitting
across from them in court Monday, and that got her
band from the courtroom yesterday, so the Kardashian's lawyer asked
the judge to kick her out. He agreed that it
was the right move. Told you yesterday that Chris, Kim, Chloe,
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and Kylie all showed up for jury selection Monday and
had to listen to people roast them while they were
trying to pick the jury, especially that six year old
man who said he couldn't be in parcel because he
kept replaying her sex tape in his head over and
over and over again. After that, China's mom hopped on
Instagram live saying how scary the Kardashian looked in real
life and that it's really sad. China, remember, is suing
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the fan for defamation and says that they conspired to
cancel her e show with Rob after they broke up.
They broke up, Why would they want them to still
do a show together? Right, It's so funny. And she's
trying to get all this money and claim she doesn't
get child support. She has her kids only on Sunday.
Did you see the meme that was like rest up
China or yeah, rest in China. You've got a busy
(22:20):
day tomorrow. She keeps saying she's not getting paid enough.
She has to sell all these nice cars. I'll tell
you of one day a week of parenting. It's difficult. Yeah,
one day of parenting. She gets them on Sunday, right,
one day? Yeah, I thought you said one week. Um,
I don't know, but you need to look up Tokyo
Tony when you're bored, because that's why China's mom look
her up. It's scary. She's very aggressive. She wears a
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cowboy hat. I don't know if she had one arm
in court. She's just she's wild. This is her. This
is a wild Oh okay, yeah, so the apple doesn't fall.
I don't think far from the tree, Rufio, you will
be so excited about this. So Ben Affleck and best
Matt Damon will reunite on a new movie about the
sports marketing executive who relentlessly pursued Michael Jordan in the
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mid eighties. So Ben will direct, and both Ben and
Matt will produce, co write, and star in the movie.
Ben's playing Nike co founder and billionaire Phil Knight Maps
playing Sonny Vacaro, whose pursuit of MJ to partner with
the shoe brand seemed impossible at the time, but would
become the most significant relationship between an athletic brand and
a player in the global, multi billion dollars secret industry.
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They have taken all my money, all the time. Um,
that's a wild story. The full Knights Stories a Nike
Stories crazy. Yeah, the book's good. I heard, yeah, it
is shoe. What is it called? UACh? I watched it.
I watched the book. I looked at it. How'd you
watch it? Don't worry about it? Well the last dance
as well too. Jordan wanted to sign with Adidas. He
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loved Adidas, and then they're like, he loved Adidas and
then sex over straight right. The movie will also showcase
his parents, former coaches, advisors, and friends, and this will
mark the first time that Ben is going to be
directing his best to eat by the way, which is cute.
So this made me so happy yesterday. So fans are
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saying that Marvel superhero Thor is gay as hell after
the trailer for Thor Love and thunder Drop this week.
At one point in the trailer, Thor is seen staring
into the eyes of star Lord aka Chris Pratt, which
got some people thinking. One fan tweeted, oh Thor is gay.
We won. Chris Pratt's character said, remember what I told you,
if you ever feel lost, just look into the eyes
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of the people that you love. And then they're staring
into each other's eyes. Some other tweets that I loved um,
look into the eyes of the people you love. Oh,
Thor you gay as hell? Thor Love and Thunder is
a gay's only event and the words are literally in
the title and the colors of the gay flag. Thor
is gay and it's so real. So we're loving to
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marvel y'all. Wow, Yeah, you would go of them. Yeah,
but I'd also go for Chris Pratt, I think, over
anyone else star Lord staring into each other's eyes. Yeah,
it's gonna get get and I love it. Yes, I
don't think chasing you went for the big beefy man though.
(25:19):
I figured you would go for like more of a superman,
you know, like kind of a normal guy in disguise
wins potential superpowers. Yeah, I know, but Chris Pratt can
do whatever he wants to. Okay, it's star Lord forever.
You're a Chris Pratt guy. Out of all the Chris's
Pine and Friends. Is top for me. Oh, he's an ally.
(25:40):
We love him, Yes, we love him. But yeah, yeah,
we've seen Okay, so okay, got it. Yeah, I mean
all the hot ones are gay, so it makes sense
that Thor is more to check it on mine today,
Selena Gomez and Kamila Cabeo were hanging out, and the
artist that is going around shushing people at our concerts
gets on frendshow radio dot com. That's show winning time.
I'm telling you guys all to watch, especially Rufio because
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you're a basketball guy. The Rise of the Los Angeles
Lakers Dynasty, which it's not as sportsy as you might think.
John c Riley's in it. It's actually pretty funny and
it's a good show. But I read this morning Jerry
West's pissed at how he's being portrayed, because I would,
And it says that the show is a dramatization of course.
I mean it's rich fiction based on a true story.
(26:23):
I would love to know where they got their information
and how much of this is accurate based on whose
stories because a lot of those guys are coming on
like Magic's like they didn't ask me anything. That's what
I'm saying is I would love to know where they
came up with a little bit, or if they just
made it up. I mean, it's got to be based
somewhat in fact. I don't know. But also speaking of
Phil Knight Nike, according to that show, Magic was pitched
(26:48):
by Phil Knight Magic Johnson on a shoe deal. He
went with Converse, but he would have been offered stock
in Nike had he taken the Nike deal, which Nike
was like a non existing company and Phil Knight was
a nobody knew who he was, but that would have
wouldn't been worth like billions. Now whatever he had agreed,
whatever he would have taken on and in stock would now,
(27:08):
I mean, god, can you imagine? It's like, y'all, well,
you know, do a shoot deal with us in nineteen
seventy something and we'll give you five percent of Nike
and you're like, I don't know who you are? Nike?
What bye? And nowhible would that be worth? Oh my god? Right,
It's like that one guy that one griffite artist said
they didn't artwork at Facebook. And he's just like, we'll
pay you in stock. He's like okay, and it's like, bro,
(27:31):
I can't even imagine. State yeah he did he did.
Nobody ever asked me to do anything in trade for
Nike stock. Why not? Why not come unfilled? I know
you live in Seattle or something, but don't you don't
you love a radio show in Chicago come on, give
me some Nikes. Can we get Nike shoes let alone?
(27:54):
Can you just give me like a coach so I
can get on the Nike app at least plug just
when the shoes that I want up for we would
keep a sore afloat, which is a tiny plug. Right.
Oh man, that's stupid app. If you're a sneaker person,
it tells you like got him or not got him,
or then not got him, or then you like you
think you got him because it like spins and you're like,
I got I got it, I got it, only to
(28:16):
like that your credit card expiration date was wrong or
something and you're like, oh not this time. Yeah, not
ever time, not no time. I'd never get anything. That's
Paulina's life sometimes now I can't stand date. Yeah it's not.
You're responsible for getting your boyfriend Hobby all the drops,
right and if I don't win, then like, yeah, I
get told off that day because you're then he is,
(28:39):
or because it's just one more try. He has everybody
and their mama literally in the draw like game. Yes,
and the late days that his mom has won him shoes. Yeah,
I told him like I would sell that. I don't
know what you're doing to go find some teenager and
like Berwin or something, he's got the bot. You know.
That's how though, that's where all this stuff is gone.
He see his computer program or kids are figuring out
how to get it on and they sell it for double.
(29:00):
I saw them all in line too at the Adida
store coming to pick up their shoes. We pulled up
one day because he's like, we might get lucky, let's
just go swing. By god, I'm like no, when I
saw all these teenagers in line. But sometimes that line
is just people waiting that hoping that the extras, the
people that don't pick up. Are you supposed to those lines? Oh,
I'm not har He goes, yeah, no, jack anything. So
(29:24):
you have to drive the car around the block while
he waits it. Oh my god, ye yes I do.
Why sitting your kid, by the way, this is your boyfriend.
We're talking about it, and he's probably got like a
size eleven or like an average foot size too, right,
average foot size, I don't know what that means, Like
ten and a half. What's the shoe size? Ten and
a half? Ye see, that's the hardest one to give.
Isn't really the tiny ones are hard to get to,
the really tiny ones because girls want them. You should
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get all the luck. Man, you say that today, maybe
that bifteen. Yeah, yeah, they do Nikes. Yeah, it seems
like do you have to pay extra? That's a lot
of That's my mom used to say growing up that
she felt like she was getting more for the money
because you know, they're the same pride things. So she's like, oh,
I buy you those because I'm getting a deal. That's
what she felt like, you know, for one hundred and
twenty bucks for the Nikes, I'm getting more leather. You
(30:08):
need to hit up like Ross Ross. Every time I
go to Ross, all the nice shoes of like size fifteen,
like all all on the rack. I'm like, no, I'm
buying this right, my shoe in that shoe and where
I let a little boys. So sometimes they're cheaper, but
none of them were. Maybe I will No, I haven't
had that experience. I haven't had the experience. In fact,
(30:29):
I feel like it's sometimes it's hard because they are
they make fewer of them. So you say that you
see more of them, but I don't think they make
as many fifteens as they do elevens. It wouldn't make sense.
So I think a lot of times, if you don't
get them right away, then you don't you're not getting them. Yeah,
I mean, they're gonna sell out quickly, just like the
other shoes. But I feel like you have a better
shot because there's more people going for like from ten
(30:50):
to twelve than there is going for fifteen. And it's
about the only burden of being a tall guy, though.
I'll take tall all day. I mean, dad and sitting
on an airplane not great. Those two things. Shoe of availability, yeah,
some clothing availability and sitting on an airplane. Otherwise I'll
be tall. Thank you. Life's good up there. Yeah, yeah,
it's good. Not that I got to choose or anything,
but I appreciate that that happened for me. You know,
(31:13):
you know, it was nice. It was nice of God
to do that for me. Kamila Cabeo edge hearing. We
gotta work on her. We gotta work on the remix.
This song's on the come up. You know, I've been
in the lab waiting for you. You You don't show off, good,
let me hear what you come up with so far?
I got you right now, go ahead, no, go ahead,
give me a little little blow. Since you've been working
so hard in the lab on this, let me hear
(31:34):
a little sample of what you got. I'm gonna get
the writers sheering, Bob, Bob. It's six fifty two. The
French Show is one h three five Kiss FM, Chicago,
number one hit music station. Good morning. Thank you so
much for having us on this morning. I love coffee
on Twitter. Come on, I'm anxiously waiting for the bomb bomb.
(31:56):
When we agreed to do that, though, I didn't know
that it was that kind of I mean, that's it's
gonna be like this actual singing and performance going on there. Yeah,
this isn't like it. It sound like a rap song,
Like we're gonna have to go like, no, you got this, friend,
you got this? I got you got were the aluminum recording.
(32:17):
I am aluminum recording. I do the production, I do
the vocals, I do it all, Okay. Then you got
trying to get spins. Then you got this and let
me know what my part of it is. I'm scared
about this one. We may have bitten off more than
we can shoot on this one. I would never say
that about my work. Never, Why would would you? Would? You? Though,
want to call it eight am bam bam. Are we
(32:38):
sticking with bomb bum because we had our own vision
in mind? I mean I do like an eight am bam.
That's the whole point, So I think we should stick
with it. Okay, Well, get to work. I know what
should come up with you get in the lab. Let
me know. I'm nervous. Friends, like, when are you gonna
get into lab again? I we just heard it thirty
minute resume about all the thinks she's good at. So
(33:00):
then go do them? Do not make me right? So
make it. We're going canood. I love it. I can't wait.
It's gonna be great, and I can't wait to be
featured on it. You're my first feature. That's pretty cool. No,
I'm honored. I'm honored, truly. I'm waiting by the phone
brand new in just a second. Why does somebody get ghosted?
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(33:43):
FM and I Heart Radio Station. It's a French show.
Good morning everybody. An He's Wednesday, hump Day. Hump there
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Hi Shovi Shelley in about thirty minutes, three hundred and
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(34:06):
a losing record, but it's closet five thirty two. That's
too close for comfort. Wells, step it up, girl, better
go back to school. See what you got school? It's
cool kids listening. Thank you for that public service. I'm
waiting by the phone. Why did somebody get goes? It's
new and next the entertainmer reports coming up to you.
What you have in there? Miss Britney Spears got in
(34:27):
trouble with the popo. I'll tell you what happened. A yeah,
they talk better than they tie. These are the radio
blogs on the Friend Show. All right, it sounds if
you're writing it our diaries, except we save them a
lot of course, we call them blogs. Rufio has got one.
Go dear blog, thank you. Um. I don't know if
my wife Jesse is trying to trick me or not,
(34:48):
but it's so Um. She's a hairstylist, right, and she
gets paid in cash a lot cash tips, right, so
she has like money ends up everywhere. I don't know how,
Like it's just like this morning, there was like forty
five dollars on the bathroom sink, you know what I'm saying. Okay,
(35:10):
they'll be like twenty dollars sitting in the closet or
like like places I could see the money sitting there
like I'm like, it's not being left out for you then,
I don't know, it's like it's like my old Easter
egg hunt. You know what I'm saying. Do you think
she wants to see if you're gonna take yes? And
like you know, they'll mean it'll be on the twenty
(35:30):
dollars on the counter or like five dollars like it's
his money, and like you open her purse, there's cash everywhere.
You know what I'm saying. It's like the video of
those little kids with you leave them with the candy
ball or whatever. Yeah, I literally woke up this morning.
I went to go brush my teeth and there's like
forty five dollars just sitting there, like not yours. Why
is it hard time money? Her money's my money. I
(35:52):
don't know. No, no, Like it's just sitting there. And
then like the other the other money that's around the house,
that's it just sits there and I don't touch it
and it just eventually goes away, right, No, it just
stays there, like, so you think, what you mean there's
been twenty five dollars in our closet for like six months.
I wonder what's that's about? What's up for you? If
(36:16):
she was if she were leaving money all over and
you weren't picking it up, eventually she'd say, hey, dude,
I know it's not for me, but I feel like
she's setting me up to be like the one day
it's going like if I wait, oh, six months, she's
never gonna notice it again. And then like the day
I take it there, Hey, you see their twenty five
dollars in the closet. Where did you go? I'm like,
cramp h huh, it's it's weird. I started taking a
(36:36):
picture this morning, but I was like half asleep, and
I was like, that's forty five dollars just sit right there.
And I was like, why don't you mess with her
back and like make a little piggymink and just like
everything in there. That way, you're not spending it, you're
still keeping it. Start picking it all up. And then
when she finally says seventeen, where's my money, then you
can give it all back to you jar says anything,
then you'll have a bunch of money. I guess she'll
be like, did you see forty five? I was like, Ashley,
(36:58):
have you seen this money on the counter? Sun? Do
you know where that wins on the shirt? Nah? This
whole thing. I've had this forever. Do you guys, do
you share a bank account? Does she see how much
your paycheck is that goes in? No? No, no, uh,
we have our own like our paychecks, We have our
own accounts. We share a savings account like our tax
will turn and everything goes into a savings account. Let
(37:20):
me ask you this, rafeo. It's a married man, because
she doesn't. And our paychecks are always different because we
never get the same paycheck twice because there are different
components that go into it, like, you know, if we
go do an event or something, we might get paid
extra for that. If we you know, do this or
that or the other thing, there's like different So the
check is never the same twice? Is it given me
(37:41):
a close but not the same. Do you ever like
do an appearance or do something where you know there's
extra money coming and as opposed to being like, hey,
I made an extra X this month and we could
do X, y Z with it, you just sort of
keep it and buy something for yourself with it. And
she's not the wiser because she doesn't know what happened. No, Like,
if if I do like whatever, if I have two
(38:02):
events in a week or whatever, and I'm not like
we're gonna go snow, I'm like, what else can I
pay off? Right? Because I've heard like my friends who
were gamblers, they'll go to Vegas and this for example,
and they'll go and they'll come back and their wives
will be like how much did you win? And they'll
so the thing that they'll do is tell them they
(38:23):
won half as much as they won, and then so
that way they only have to give them half of that.
So they end up giving them a quarter of because
it's like, well, it's only fair. You know, I was
in Vegas this weekend and you weren't there, So I'll
give you half of my winnings. You can go spend,
you know, go get something for yourself as well. And
so if they won five hundred, they'll tell them they
won two hundred and fifty, and that way they only
have to give them half of that. That's what I've
(38:44):
heard is the gambler trick. So I didn't know if
that's something that you're like, oh, you know there was
an extra few hundred dollars in your paychecks. You're like, oh, yeah,
look here's an extra hundred dollars, go get something for you.
But really you made like, you know, five hundred more
and then you go buy some shoes something. No, it's
not like that. I mean, it's it's more like, oh,
let's get dinner and let's not like, let's not cook
(39:07):
and let's get to you know what I'm saying. Yeah, Yeah,
it's not like where I'm like, oh, even if I
have an event, it's not like I'm getting all that money.
You really don't get a lot of that money out
the taxes. Because my parents own a business a small
business together, and my mom does all the finances, and
it's like a running joke. My dad has no idea
how much money they have or don't have, And so
(39:28):
sometimes she'll like, buy us something like my sister and
I shall I don't know, send us a gift guard
to Starbucks, just randomly one day. My mom is the
sweetest personer, and she'll say, don't tell your dad, because
my dad has He just has no clue. I don't
think it's any clue because they run the business together.
He knows what he sells, she knows what they sell,
but she does all of the finances, all of them.
So like basically he has to go to her and
(39:49):
be like, hey can I like, I don't know. I
don't know if he has any money of his own.
I really don't know. It's all hurts. She could be
embezzling for all. I mean, she may have like a
br she might have an account in somewhere with money.
And I think it comes it comes from two things.
It comes from my grandparents growing up during the depression
(40:14):
and her growing up with them. I think that's where
this financial independence comes from. And she hides money everywhere too,
And my grandparents used to do this. My nan I
used to hide money everywhere, and when I was a
little kid, I'd go over to her house. She'd show
me where she was hiding money for when she went
to heaven someday. And sure enough, Um, we had to
look in ever at and in everything when she finally
(40:35):
passed away, because there was money in pockets, there was
money in vases, there was money in drawers, there was
money tape underneath drawers. So I don't know if it
was this idea that at some point, I mean, my
her dad kept money in a mattress literally, that was
he didn't believe in a bank. Um. That and she
got divorced when we were young, and got killed in
the divorce, you know, financially. So now my mom m
(40:58):
not a fool me once, you don't fool me twice.
And I kind of feel bad for my dad because
they've been married for thirty thirty over thirty years, and
she's still like, it's my bank account. You need something,
you ask Mama, and we may or may not have it. Defend.
(41:24):
Good morning. Why were you left waiting by the phone? Nah?
Good morning, Welcome, Hi guys, We're glad you're here, it's
waiting by the phone. Of course, we're trying to figure
out why you may have gotten ghosted by this guy Joey.
So tell us how you guys met, about any dates
that you've been on, kind of what's happening now, and
(41:45):
then we'll try to figure out how we can help. Okay, Um,
so we met your mutual co workers and things were
like my co workers said you would be a good
fit for me, and you knew him through like friends,
and you know, everybody thought we would get along. And
to be honest, I'm with the dating apps that I
was like, yeah, get me to go. Um. And so
(42:09):
we emailed first and then we talked on the phone,
and then eventually we beat up and I got to
be honest, like he was better looking than I thought
he would be, which is great. Um, and he's been
you know, he said he was attracted to me too,
so like that seems good. And our first date was drinks,
(42:29):
and then our second date with dinner and drinks and
we went back to my place because it was in
my neighborhood and were really good. Yeah. I don't believe
I was saying this on the radio, but after that
totally ghosted like at first he sent me a few
(42:49):
like short replies to tech and then this is nothing,
and I thought it went really well, and I or
you don't know what happened. I usually like the friend
hook thing because when you're on the apps, it's a
total wildcard, right. You have no idea who you're dealing with,
if you're even dealing with the person and the pictures
or they are who they say they are whatever, you
don't know. But when a friend knows you and then
(43:10):
knows somebody else and says these guys might work, I
mean that's I think your odds are better from the start,
and it sounds like they were at least for two days. Yeah.
I felt like we really hit it off and like
we had a laugh in common and it just seemed
like a good fit. So I don't know what happened,
all right, So you've reached out to this guy what
a couple of times? Or have you just been waiting
for him to call you and he hasn't. No. I
(43:31):
textured him like I guess the next day of being like, hey,
I had a good time you and he was kind
of like yeah, And then I guess like I waited
like a week and I was like, do you want
to hang out again? And he that was it like
silence alive very responded, but then it was like, well
that's that's a good place. Yeah, we're glad that he's alive.
Let's call Joey. We're gonna ask these questions. You'll be
(43:54):
on the phone. I don't want you to jump in
at first. We'll try and get some info for you.
But then at some point you're welcome to come in
on a call. Hopefully whatever's going on, we can straighten
it out and set you guys up on a third
date that we pay for. Cool, that'd be great. All right,
gonna play one song, hang on, we'll come back and
do it. Let's see what happens next. Part two of
Waiting by the phone and Shan Mendez tickets see him
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(44:16):
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Hey Anna, all right, let's call Joey. You guys, you
were set up by some coworker friends whatever. They thought
(44:37):
you'd be a good match. You went out twice. The
second date back to your place. Things went really well,
but the communication has been kind of spars since then,
and now he's completely ghosting and you want to know why. Yeah,
all right, let's call him now. Good luck, Anna, Okay, thanks? Hello?
(45:02):
Is this Joey? Uh yeah, this is hi Joey. Good
morning Fred for the Friend Show. The whole crew is
here one or three fives Kiss FM in Chicago. And
I'm sorry to bother, but I do have to tell
you that we are on the radio right now, and
I would need your consent to continue with the call.
So okay, if we ch out for a second, Uh yeah,
yeah sure, Okay, Well, thank you so much. I don't
(45:22):
want to take up too much of your morning, but
we're calling on behalf of a woman named Anna, who
I guess you were set up with through some coworker
friends or something like this. Yes, yes, I was. Okay, Well,
she reached out to us and kind of gave us
the backstory about how you guys met and about a
couple of dates that you've been on, and she seemed
to really like you and feel like things were going
in the right direction, but says that you have not
(45:44):
been responsive since then. So can you kind of tell
us what's going on and then we can pass that
along to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess we can
do that. Um. Yeah, Anna, she was she was really cool.
We had a couple really great dates and um, and
then second date we went back to her place and honestly,
just after that, I discovered some some hobbies and interests
(46:06):
that really just don't align with mine, and frankly, they
scare me so with yours and they scare you. So
so what what did you discover at her house that
that made you not want to see her again? Well,
it turns out that she's got this huge five foot
female ball python and a huge ass tank in her
living room. Huh and yeah yeah, And I mean, if
(46:32):
that's what you're into, go ahead, But um, but to
see not only that, but there's another tank with the
male python and apparently she breeds these things as a hobby. Okay, yeah,
so this this thing, it was huge, some beady eyes
looking at me all night where we were, you know,
getting down and it's like, dude, like five foot female python.
(46:56):
And then so we have the mail one too, and
then she makes a little baby pythons with them. What
else did you tell you about this? I mean obviously
you're looking at him, but did you I mean, did
you say, like, whoa, what's what's going on here? Python lover? No?
I mean we were, we were like in the moment,
so like I see these things. I don't really ask
me questions because I'm just I'm trying to, you know,
(47:16):
have a good time that night. And uh, at one
point she brought it out of the tank and and
it was like baby talking and like oh, you know,
like nope, but apparently she breeds them. Uh Peyton Peyton
was one of the names. Uh oh the python, Peyton
the pipe. Yeah, well that's just adorable. Peyton the python.
(47:36):
And I think everyone was like Patrick or something. I
don't know, like she was like super baby talking these things. Oh.
And then and then feeding time after we got done,
she was the freezer and pulled out a punchings like
frozen mice. No yeah, I mean image like this for
feeding time but no, no, yeah, I don't know post
(48:02):
four play, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, let me let
me I forgot to mention that Anna is here. Let
me bring Anna in um Peyton, the five foot female
python that eats frozen mice on the second day. Well,
I can't believe you have an issue with Peyton and
Poco one. I knew it. I knew it was another
(48:23):
tea pet. And they're loving and gentle, like they can't
hurt you. Like that's not a pet pet a dog.
There's a pet the people. Did they bite Anna get mad?
Did they get upset? They thee not strong enough to
kill anyone, And if they bite you just have to
(48:44):
wash your hands because of the venom. But like they
can't hurt if, they can't hurt you if you're doing
and they rarely attack humans anyway, but they're not strong enough,
like they're not like you pythons. And I breathe them
because like they bring me so much joy and I
want other people to share on that joy. I heard
it's a really really business too. It's a fun side thing. Yeah, actually,
(49:06):
because people really appreciate it. If they're really good pythons,
Do they ever get me? Like I have so many questions,
they don't get out, and then they you said they
rarely kill or rarely attack humans, so they're pretty docile.
Then rarely potential dogs attack humans all like, oh boy,
(49:31):
I like so much prejudice against reptiles and takes versus
like fluffy little chewheenies or whatever. What the hell is
that cheweenie and I wouldn't get to cheweenni near Paco
the python get hungry. All I could picture was like
in the middle of the night, snake gets out of
the cage wraps. It's, you know, five foot body around
(49:54):
my neck, living life out of me. Get out of
the cages like you kill it. That's not I can
keeping because of my head. I mean, that's not foreverbody.
You got to know, people do have, and I'm not
saying it's fair, but people do have kind of there's
a stigma around snakes. I'm not a big snake guy.
I'm not a big like tarantula guy. You know, if
(50:16):
you had tarantulas, I don't love that. And you can
try and convince me that it won't kill me in
my sleep, but I don't really know. I like Peyton
and Poco. If you met them, you would like them.
Everybody likes someone they meet them, Well, yeah, they're really sweet,
don't Joey. Right, Okay, so Joey can't get over this.
(50:36):
We're not we're not moving past it, like even though
you liked I mean, but here's the other thing. You
saw the snakes and you still hooked up with her.
So I guess you were able to get over it
for that long, right, I mean, yeah, I was able
to show long enough to mess around. But I can't
go back. I can't. Like, Sorry, I'm anna, You're you're
like really nice, and but if that's like such a
(50:57):
huge part of your life, I'm sorry. I just can't
be with someone who raises living creatures the size of
my life. All Right, that's a no for you, doug Um,
all right, look, and I'm sorry it's not gonna work out.
This has never happened to you before, Like you've never
had a man. Uh No. People tend to be really
into them because they're like really like you think you
might be afraid of them, and then you need it
when you realize high gentle and cool there. Yeah, I mean,
(51:19):
I guess at least I know the answer, but I'm
I'm kind of surprised that, like, here's such a worst
about it. I mean, shout out to Peyman Pocco and
shout out to the worst Joey. And I guess I
might be kind of a woos too. I'm not sure
that I wouldn't date you, but I would take some
getting used to because I just don't know enough about
a five foot long be open to learning, right, like
(51:44):
be open to like spending some time with them and
getting to know them. And then I think scribed, But okay, whatever,
fair enough, guys, best to look to both of you,
and thanks for your time. Thank you, Yeah, thanks, guys
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(52:05):
Cat Woman Fred Show one oh three five? Did you
hold on my script from me? Paulina? If you're gonna
sit up my lap again, I need you to hold
it my script. Appreciate. I gotta go to the bathroom. Well,
she refuses, Now she want to hold on my script?
I mean you stand like inches away from me. Just
you're blocking my h I love you so much, Fred,
(52:28):
but it's for to record kaylin it no, no nose
exactly exactly. They have cameras installing in place. The other
thing is you think, do you think I'm reading the
Sean Mendes copy for my own health? No, I need
I'm reading it find my job. That's why I was
behind you. You know, well, family, she sits on my
(52:49):
lap every time. I don't think it's necessary. I don't
get on your shoulders again. The thing I'm getting on
my show, I think it's a lot. I think it's overkill.
I don't think it's necessary. Don't you want our social
to look good? Though? Like? Yeah, no, with you and
in your feet dangling down she does, you know she does.
He's not distracting it all though, Like it's really is it.
(53:10):
I like to be like in the Disney World mode,
you know if you just see thet Yeah I did it,
I did it. Yeah. I don't really need it, yea
from my children. I don't really need the attitude today.
Come on, we all love Oh no, come tomorrow with
the super long selfie stick. That might be better. Seriously,
(53:31):
I think the lighting and the guy with the microphone,
it's just a lot, okay, the boom mic and the
guy with that thing that goes and action and then
like they close it at the top five. It's just
very distracting for a guy that has severe add No. Okay,
so Fred, I'm sorry. What I'll do is I will
wait until you're done and then I'll come because I
do feel like I am distracting you. That I do.
(53:53):
I do like she doesn't have to be distracting you.
Why why does it matter if she stands right there? Well,
because I was all I said to her when she
came over here and there's a there's a piece of
paper I have to read, So all I said. She
comes over here, I go, I just have to read
off of that, and then she just storms back over
there and tells me that for her job. And no,
she stormed. It was she was total dramatic, like dust
came up off the grid, was like wild flip the
(54:14):
table until you said, hold this paper for me. Then
she said, I go, yeah, I hold it up for me.
Oh no, no, I can't have that. Happy birthday, Audrey,
he would Happy birthday Audrey. She is nine years old today.
Uh so I have an amazing day today. That's from
I guess your mom, Jessica dam And then Marissa says,
(54:35):
my best friend and her husband breed snakes, and it
is in fact very lucratives. We have. We have one
of the listeners, I think his name is Big Mike
or something like that. He's on Instagram and he breeds.
He's the whole basement is snakes. I'd be afraid, like
a little baby snakes we get out and then breed again,
and then at my whole house to be infested with snakes.
(54:58):
I don't know. I look, I I love it if
you love a snake, I really do. I love that
for you. I just I don't know. I can't connect
with a snake. I don't feel like I can get
any expression. I feel like I can reason with a
lot of wild animals. I really believe this. I think
I can read like in a lot of situations, like
like any bear to see you, Yeah, don't eat me
(55:20):
bro Like I said, I can look to you in
the eye. I think I can reason with you. I
feel like I can read your facial expression. I can
get an idea what you're feeling, like what kind of
day you're having. Um as a wild animal, but a snake,
I have no idea. The expression never changes. I don't
think I can reason with you, guys, Paulina. I thought
it was a duck that you couldn't reason with, right,
because he gets I don't like. I don't know. I'm
(55:43):
not a big bird guy either. That's the one I remember.
I got chased at by duck one time as a kid,
and I didn't even do anything. I wasn't even I
think the duck thought maybe I was too close to
its duckies, but I wasn't. Is that what they're called duckies? Yeah?
That I was it on purpose. Maybe they were around,
I didn't see them, but the duck chase mean, it
can be very mean. I have a pair of ducks
in my backyard right now. They come every spring and
(56:04):
like hang out the guy and the girl. Yeah, that's
on the east wing, isn't it. Yeah, the east wing. Yeah,
where do you keep the tigers? That's in the terrarium book,
No tier no, no, the terrariums for the reptiles. I'm sorry.
The tires were home free, don't they. No big cat
trading trading over here? That all right? Sean Mendez will
(56:29):
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Oh my god, oh yeah yeah? Hop up? One two three,
(56:52):
big girl? Or what do you do when you're a kid? Okay,
one and two? You know, like when you're a little kid,
they put up on the shoulders, you know, you do
like what do you say to Ashland? I literally, what
do you say to Ashland when you like lift him
up in the air and put him on your shoulders?
Isn't there some like a pie? Here we go? That's it? Yeah,
(57:12):
because I'm I'm in like I'm in. I'm in Infantland
where everything is so big and and uh you know
what I mean. I was in Infantland all weekend. I
say one, two, let's go a big boy? Are you
pee too? There you go, let's go big boy? There
you go. See That's what I kiss up him. I
just everything is is on the Fred Show. I mean Infantland.
(57:33):
I was with my niece a weekend. Everything was it
was you're so big, Polly's so big, and then we
would cheers. She likes to cheers, which her parents were
alcohol except why so we cheers? And then uh, you're
right up with her? And then what else do we
say to her? Uh? You know, you know, everything the
kid does is like the most amazing thing you've ever seen.
(57:54):
Every time. I will say though, that I think Bella
turned out way cooler because I never talked to her
like she was a kid. So I be like, what up? Fam?
So you do it? You want the remote? Like I
never did a baby voice, And I feel like she's
way more chill now because of it. Oh no, no,
everything Polly does is the most remarkable thing you've ever seen. Yeah,
every time. Yeah, we gotta have cool. Yeah, okay, cool,
(58:16):
drop your water again? Yeah sounds like a you problem,
No you can oh really? Yeah? Just like that sounds
like a challenge for you to overcome. Figure it out? Kid? Whoa,
I got a fat Yeah, I pick it up for you,
all right? Cool? Cap? No cap cap? Oh big big?
(58:37):
I got you? Oh god, no, everything she got she'll
walk and then it's everything totally over. What is my
sister saying, now I'm dying one two three, Big Girl.
She look at Big Girl right there, there's a picture
she I want to eat her. She's so cute. I mean,
I know that you're supposed to say that about your
(58:59):
you know, your kid, or like, you've never met a
parent who's like, damn, my kid is absolutely the worst.
She's beautiful. You've never met it. You know, no one
thinks their kid is dumb. Everybody, every parent I know,
Oh yeah, I just had a parent teacher conference. They
say my kid is the smartest in the class, like
years years me on an intelligence Like, you never meet
(59:19):
a parent who's like, yeah, they say, my kid is
really not pride at the bottom of the class, Like
you never hear that. But I believe that that is
one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen. And
she's lucky because she's very loved. One two three, Big
Girl Girl a big girl. So Kid Cutty wants fans
to know where he stands with Kanye West. So the
(59:41):
track list for a Push a T's new album, It's
Almost Dry, shows an unnamed song with Cutty and Kanye,
who fell out earlier this year due to Cutty's friendship
with Pete Davidson. So yesterday Cutty tweeted, Hey, so I
know some of you heard about the song I got
with PUSHA. I did this song a year ago when
I was still cool with ya. I'm not cool with
that man. He's not my friend and I only cleared
(01:00:03):
the song for Pusha because that's my guy. This is
the last song you will ever hear with me and Kanye, So,
I mean, those are fighting words. Remember they used to
be really close. So Yay signed Cutty to his label
Good Music in two thousand and eight. They made lots
of music together that we all remember, like twenty tens
All of the Lights and twenty sixteen's Father Stretched My
Hands Part One, both amazing songs. They also teamed up
(01:00:26):
for the duo Kids See Ghosts and released an album
together in twenty eighteen. But then Kanye called him out
and said, KUTTI will not be on Danda because he's
friends with you know who talking about Skeet. It's sad though,
because that's a long friendship. But good for good for
Kid Cutty for standing up for himself and not just
folding because it's Kanye right, He's not taking it right.
I have hope that they'll get back together. But listen,
(01:00:49):
I don't know if I can sign with Kanye these days.
I think I'd say neutral if our Kanye's friend, I
could until he comes for me, and then I'd be like, dude,
I was supporting you, Get all right, get off my nuts.
You know he's he's to have other friends, right, And
like the Billy thing he was trying to defend Billy,
I was like, come on, yay, you're a row man.
So Britney Spears was pulled over by the California Highway
(01:01:10):
Patrol and ticketed her for driving at an unsafe speed.
She's facing a five hundred and forty one dollar violation. Remember,
as part of her nearly I know you drive your
free girl, right um and as fast as he wants? Yes,
you could drive now ye want Brittany beyond um. As
part of her nearly thirteen year conservator ship, which ended
late last year, she wasn't allowed to drive solo. Wasn't
(01:01:32):
even allowed to drive with her fiance Samoscari. She will
appear in court for the ticket in Um early next month,
but she's doing well other than that, though. Last week
she announced that she's pregnant with her third child, so
she's excited about that. She probably doesn't give a hell
about this ticket. But be careful with a little nugget
inside you. But you can free girl. You drive around
real quick. Woutane Clan, Wootane Clan and Nas are going
(01:01:55):
on tour. The rap Icons shared plans for a new
North American tour called New York State of Mine, which
will kick off on August thirtieth in Saint Louis and
comes to a close October fourth in LA That's going
to be an amazing show. Tickets gone sale April twenty
six at ten am. If you are interested in those
more to check out online today. A very big cop
(01:02:15):
artist did he come out yesterday? I don't know. He
might have. He wrote a letter that seems like he
may have. You know, it's kind of ambiguous. I'm like,
what is this about? He didn't fully say it, but
it's on frenchhow radio dot com. Let me see here.
Zavala to you, Klin. I never did baby talk with
my nephew, since he was always with me and he
had an amazing vocabulary very early. Now he's in advanced
(01:02:37):
classes as a freshman except to the engineering programs on
a scholarship. I take full credit. Maybe so Cole, I
got chased by three turkeys in college. Birds your waist
spicy or scarier than snakes, Melissa says, humble yourself, dude.
I can feel the tension in my car. Then I
chick click. Of course she's hating because you can't take
a joke. And then I click on Melissa's Twitter to
(01:02:58):
find it. All it is is her plaining about everything
in life. So thanks Melissa, don't listen about them. Apparently
that that whole exchange was not funny to Melissa. So
because Paulina and I, who have deep love for each other,
we can't we can't give each other a hard time
around here without a complaint of some kind. So it's
all love. All We just did the heart. We were
(01:03:20):
just doing the heart symbol. What'd you say? I said,
Vintage Freddy is coming out. I just can't stand it. Like,
if you don't like it, don't listen. Honestly, you just
took five minutes out of your day to complain, like,
don't And then I click on it. We don't get
him gone? And then I click on her thing, and
all it is is her bitching to other people about everything.
She also tweeted, never mind, don't take the time. What
else does she tweet? Fred? What else does she tweet?
(01:03:42):
What else? Several radio shows that don't exist anymore. Oh okay,
so you have great taste in radio. I mean you do.
You're here, we love her, she listens. No, I don't.
I don't. I don't appreciate like to take a joke.
Come on, having we have fun here? Something I get.
I get crap from these guys all the time, clowned
on all the time around here. I'm that TikTok you know,
(01:04:03):
the one that's like, I think you can hurt me,
and then they'll say it's aletely traumatic thing. That's to me.
I'm like natty laugh before I was bor hurt me. Yeah,
I'm not going to give you. No. I've given you
hell for how long have you worked here since day one? Ye? Yeah?
May twenty six, twenty seventeen, Yeah, and you give it
right back to me. That's that's the kind of family
that we have around here. My god, if I Rufio,
(01:04:24):
he'll go from gassing me up. Rufio will go from
like telling me that I'm the greatest guy that ever
lived to like, we'll go all the way to the floor. Yeah,
I just I never know it's gonna come out of
his mouth. My god, if it hurt my feelings, I'd
cry every day and cry. But for different reasons, the
one to keep you. I'm okay by all means. It's
(01:04:45):
all funner in games. And sometimes maybe it's okay to
reiterate that, you know what I mean. Sometimes maybe people
are confused, right, Like I joke around a lot. I'm sarcastic.
People don't know if I'm serious. Like we can explain,
like sometimes it's just fun. And yes, Friday night, we're
just doing the heart symbol to each other, like we
are all good. And I think it's weird that you
sit on my shoulders for a segment. I think you know,
but like, why can't I just get the best angle
(01:05:06):
in the room. I know that's the only spot I'm
gonna get you left. Yeah, that's the problem of being
six foot five, Fred See, Yeah, I'm like a tree.
I just want to get the video on two three
big girls, Big girl? What did the manage to say?
I asked Paulina about cheese spa, that's what the daycare
told us she has cheese spa. They said, I haven't. No, no, no,
no no, She said, my niece Polly has cheese spa. Yeah,
(01:05:28):
she's like a spark about her. Yeah, it's actually a
dating app that I met. Have you on? She's also
on a dating app. You're saying, that's a dating app
for latinos. So yes, I don't. She used to get
off that Does that mean sparks spark like a spark?
Don't you have a spark about you? She does have
a spark about Oh. They tell her that. Apparently she's
a leader too. They already know that. They know that
from her being. Uh what is seventeen months old? Or
(01:05:50):
is she a virgo or a queries or what is
she was born in February a querier? Sorry, ry, what
that's a good question? Well? I think what's thirteenth thirteen? Landa?
What's her birthday? Valentine? Mad Water? A bunch of crap?
What was it? What's her? She's listening, she's gonna I
don't have it. Remember, I don't have anything. I have
all your birthdays in my phone and an alert two
(01:06:12):
weeks one week a day before. I don't have a
memorize I have your niece's birthday memorize it's only been
one of them. Oh god, tweets about that your only need. Hey, heyy,
birthdays are hard to remember. I can't remember anything. I
don't I'll tell you what. The phone makes us all
incredibly lazy. I don't remember anything because I just put
(01:06:33):
it in here, and I don't have to remember. Back
in the day when you had you remember your your
friend's phone members. Remember when you had you remember birthdays.
I know you're such an a hole. See look at
this now it's coming back on me. I hope, but
let's move on. Were you at Melissa? Doesn't Madam set you? Um? Hey, Jory, Jory,
(01:06:55):
how are you? I am doing wonderful. How are you
very well? And I appreciate you listening. Thank you for calling.
You got Sean Mendes tickets. You're gonna be there at
All State on July fifteenth. And and I'm not done, Jory.
You signed up for the grand price. You could be
got into LA. You could be going to LA for iHeartRadio.
Whango Tango, Okay, that would be awesome. Thank you, guys.
(01:07:18):
I love you guys. I love your banty, I love
all of it. You guys are great. She is what
I'm talking about. Thank you work it can't have from it. God,
bless you. Jory. You know what if I could give you,
if I could give you everything, I would right now.
Thank you. That's all I got right now. But hey,
thank you for listening. Have a great day. Thank you
you two. Fred. It's all funny games Wenday. The twenty
(01:07:40):
feet were talking about your your niece's birthday. Oh yeah,
twenty one twenty one Pisces. Okay, so, oh that's right.
I don't know how I could remember that. I I
don't know how I forgot that two twenty one twenty
one at twelve twelve. I don't know how I forgot
that she was supposed to I remember Amanda said she
was supposed to be an Aquarius, but then she came later,
so she's Pisces. We sat around and we sat around
(01:08:04):
all we can't waiting for this damn baby to come out.
I mean, it was very inconvenient for us, Amanda. Um, yeah,
here's Melissa, and now she's smiling at me. Humble yourself.
I shall not let good no man, no, we're bringing
back a troll box. Now, bring it back I don't
think it fits with the aesthetic in the studio though.
I don't think we're allowed to keep it in here.
(01:08:25):
My venmo is your personal venmo. No, it's so funny. Year.
I just I'm having fun. I have a great time.
I sometimes I'm just like, really, that's what you're mad
about today? Come on? I think you should pay the
person to tweets you. They get you man, No, Harold,
I'm let's getting my money. Get out of here, Melissa.
You know why I give my give Melissa credit. As
mad as she was, she didn't stop the thing. So
(01:08:47):
it's a funny part about the people who don't like us.
The people who don't like us probably listen more than
the people. Dude, you taught me that years. I love
I love you all. Just sometimes I'm like, God, can
we please, like, let's be mad about something else today.
That's That's all I want you to do. Just like,
come on, you need a hog, big girl? No one
through three, big girl. She's what does that mean that
(01:09:10):
that my niece is a pisces? What does that means?
A water sign? They're artistics. Yeah, she's a pison like
Tom Skill, Jason Brown's a psy into you since I'm
using the radio to page my sister directly a man
to text me the picture from her school. It's it's
(01:09:32):
it's the best art piece. It's Polly in a balloon.
You know. She goes to like a school every day.
My sister is a school psychologist, and she goes to
that school and they make little art pieces. I have one,
it's like a ladybug her foot and it's a ladybug.
It's in my house. It's displayed like like fine art
because it is um. But then there was this other
one and it's a picture of I don't even You'll
(01:09:52):
have to show it to you. I'll post it on
my Instagram. It's Polly in a balloon, like going up
in the air. But it's like, I don't know how
they made it, aren't They make is so funny hilarious,
Like yeah, my friend's daughter Norah comes home with some
wild like things like you know, for the holidays that
they made. Yeah, it really made me smile, and it's
all of it. We all wholly cherish it like it's
you knows exactly Shelby. Shelley's up next three hundred and
(01:10:15):
fifty bucks. She'll be living this whole life here. Soon
she'll be This is all gonna make sense? Where is she?
Let me put to Shelley button, Shelley, this you're gonna be.
I hope, I hope we get art from your daughter
to like ladybug feet and everything else. Yeah, we'll see
we so we Shell see Are you? Is everybody okay?
This morning? I feel like, are you good? I just
want to make sure. Can you feel attention in your layer?
(01:10:36):
Can you feel attention? Yeah? Michelle, that's Michelle that's tweeting you?
Is shell Melissa? Oh it is Melissa. Oh. I was
gonna say, Shelley your fence job, not Shelby. Shelley one. Everybody.
Everybody loves each other today. So everyone loves each other
(01:10:58):
every day. So we're like siblings though, yeah, you know
you're not can not every day? Is ye? Know? Your day?
Me neither eight five five five nine one one three
five show Oh there it is. I'm gonna put on
my Instagram and made me let my sister like I'm
literally having a one way conversation with my sister in
Dallas right now. Thank you. I heart radio app eight
five five five nine one one on three five three
(01:11:19):
hundred fifty three hundred and fifty bucks. Five Showpi Shelley
next five game win streak. Fred Shows on one oh
three five. Thank you for putting up with us today.
It's the Fred Show on one three five. Kiss at him?
Do you have what it takes? The battle shops Shelley
in the Showbiz showdown Shopie, Hey, hey, uh, three fifty
(01:11:49):
is the prize today? Five ninety six and forty is
your record? We are ever so close. Two six hundred
wins for you, milestone around here. Five game wins free.
You don't get nothing. You get to keep your job.
We all get to keep our jobs. You get until
you get some time off. Oh yeah, maybe you'll get
(01:12:10):
maybe you'll finally get insurance to help pay for the baby.
But you got the USA Military insurance, so you don't
even get rights. Never mind, we're saving money on that.
We're taking it back and putting it into waiting by
the phone budget and that to the lists. Yeah, yeah,
never mind, you had that good good military insurance. Man.
Let's welcome you a challenger today. It's Gemini in Edison
(01:12:33):
Park High Gemini, Hi, and he complaints this morning. I
want to handle him now, just firsthand. I just want
to get I want to get on top of any
complaints you might have anything new complaints. I have a
teenage son, so you know it's complaints every day. So yeah, cool, good.
I just just being clear. You know, it's an open
form that we have here with our family members on
and off the air. Let's play the game. Uh three
(01:12:55):
fifty that's what you could win, you guys. Ready, alright, ready, Gemini.
I love that name. Good luck. Kalen wants to know
if you are, in fact a Gemini. You know what
everyone asked me that I'm actually an aries. The only
Gemini in our family is my fifteen year old son
who's going to be sixteen next month, so he's a Gemini.
But yeah, no, that's just my name. You know he'd
(01:13:17):
be parents. Is that when your son turned sixteen and
it can drive? Is that the moment that you're like, whoa,
I'm truly grown up? Or do you think it'll be
when he goes to college or when he gets married?
Like what's the moment when you're like, oh boy, I'm
a true grown up now? Definitely, I think once he
leaves the house and goes to college. But I will
(01:13:38):
say he's still you know, practicing driving, earning his hours,
and that's still pretty daunting. Is scary? Oh my god,
you're not driving my car. He dies my husband's I
remember back when my mom was trying to teach me
how to drive my grandfather. My grandfather was super patient.
My mom would scream out loud, but nonetheless she needed
(01:13:59):
one of those cars that the driver's school has where
there's the break on the other side. Tale, that's what
we needed, but we didn't have that exactly exactly. Okay,
here we go, Jem and I good luck. Question number one.
A man has officially been sentenced to almost eleven years
in prison in connection to the twenty eighteen death of
this rappers three Oh what's the name? Okay? Well that
(01:14:29):
no fans were freaking out this week after Drake posted
a photo with his arms around this pop star on
Instagram A really big, a big huge female pop star
say one, big, big big not that one. Um. Lizzo
(01:14:51):
told Andy Cohen that she's still in a relationship with
a mystery man she was photographed with back in February.
What's the name of Andy Cohen's talk show Watch what
Happens Live? There you go? During weekend one of Coachella,
Doshakat announced she's bringing back the Mexican pizza from this
fast food chain, and yes, she knew that one right away.
(01:15:13):
Jason Momoa has been cast in the live action movie
adaptation of this video game, Oh Jeez, video game O Minecraft.
There you go, that's a three. There you go. That's
a respectable score. Three is a respectable score. I don't
think it's going to hold up. But that's not bad.
(01:15:33):
You cleaned it up. Do you know what, guys? Can
I just say, like when you're Beau. We listen to
you guys every day with my son and I when
I drop off to school. It's always easier, like we
always get it. I'm sure that's true. I'm sure that's apparently.
I'm gonna have to start playing this game when Sheolby
Shelley is out, and I am not looking forward to it.
(01:15:55):
I'm really not. I think we're gonna give away a
lot of money daily because I should have called that.
I think we should basically when Shelley has her baby,
just started handing out one hundred dollar bills because I
don't know why they want me to. I wanted Roofield
to do it. I don't know why they want me
to do. I think they just want to prove how
good Shelley is at this game. Um, so you should
(01:16:17):
get a phone or friend. You should be That's what
I want to be. But then I don't know. I'm here,
I'm ready, I'm bad. You know what. We're all just
gonna want. I am Filipino. Yes, yes, let's go. Yeah,
(01:16:38):
she's taking so up Jem and the caller and wrapped
us up. She's wrapping. I feel like she's one of
the suits. She's like, all right, that's that's enough of
the cheddar does Okay, you guys, is my son. He's
a sophomore in high school, and we're sitting in his
high school parking lot while students are walking in. He's
(01:17:00):
at Northside College prop so he should be walking in,
but you know, he walks them late anyway, so he
might as well. But she wants to go and broadcasting.
So I'm like, can you do what Ruthie does? Can
you do what Fred does you have to do? Oh?
Absolutely he can. Well, I think that Northwestern or something
like that. Yeah, you start, do you want to do it?
Tell your son to aime? What's your son's name? Pierson, Pierson,
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Aim higher, Aim way higher. Okay, Now I'm wrapping you up. Gemini,
we got to play the game. A man has officially
been sentenced to almost eleven years in prison in connection
to the twenty eighteen death of this rapper uh Mac Miller. Yes,
fans were freaking out this week after Drake posted a
photo with his arms around this pop star on Instagram.
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Taylor Seat Lizzo told Andy Cohen that she's still in
a relationship with a mystery man she was photographed with
back in February. What's the name of Andy Cohen's talk
show Watch what Happens? Yes, during weekend one of Coachelladoja Ketta.
Now she's bringing act the Mexican pizza from this fast
food chain. And Jason Momoa has been cast in the
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live action movie adaptation of this video game. Oh I
saw this, but I don't remember what is it? She
surety got the wins like Minecraft, gemin Hi was it Pearson?
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That was his name? Pearson? You guys did the school.
He's late for school. I love how you wrapped me
up a minute ago, but I gotta I gotta keep
rapping you. Did you gotta say Gelemin, I do too, Gemini.
My name is jem and I gotta showed up on
the showdown. You know the rest. Come on. My name
is Gemini. I got showed up on the Showdown and
I can't. Let's go. That's good. What do you say again? Hey?
(01:19:03):
By the way, you know, yeah, I got here from
the Foltinos. It was it really was. It certainly was. Yeah,
it certainly was. Represents gem and any other commentary, any
any other comments you wanted to make. This is your moment.
It's your moment. You guys. You keep doing. We're gonna
be loosening to you every day. Anything I love, I love.
(01:19:27):
I actually looked through like you are winning in life
right now. I looked through my little thing to see
if I had anything for you. I don't know, but
hold on a second. You can work that out with Jason.
But we do love you and um and have an
amazing day. And I hope your son Pearson safe out
there on the roads when he gets his license. Oh yeah,
thanks guys, we need that watch out. And hey, Shelly,
good love with your pregnancy. You're you're gonna do great.
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Pearson was born by Shelley. Will get that yeah, perfect
gem and I hold on okay, love you Okay, awesome guy.
He's gonna have a w old radio show. She's one.
I mean yeah. The last fifteen minutes was My Boohi
Radio Gemini, My Boohi Radio Special guys, Piersons Gemini. All right, Shelley,
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we gotta go listen to Shelley tend noon and U
and let me love you bye. You're gonna do great,
by the way, and your thing my Boohi thanks, hold
on the second. I mean, I'm so late now, I
just don't even. It's like whatever, I'll just get you
all that later, Okay. Definitely gonna be Paulina. Good news
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What are you working on? Kalin? Is there drama between
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An Indiana man who lost his wallet at a baseball
game had the item returned to him after it was
found wedge in a seat at the stadium. Eight months later,
so Brandon Puckett said he noticed his wallet was gone
while attending a game between the fart Wayne tin Caps
(01:22:22):
and Dayton Dragons at Parkview Field in Fort Wayne. Tried
to search the area but had no luck. Later, an
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for the new season when he spotted something wedged in
between the seats. He pulled out what turned out to
be the wallet, and a local TV crew tracked down
Brandon on Twitter and made the arrangement to return it
to him, and he still had everything inside. Rufie, of course,
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ye would have paid himself a reward. Yeah, the wallet
would have definitely been returned. The cash in the wallet
was missing. I don't know what happened, and hey, you
know I found it like this, Rufio se Taylor's swift.
Of course, we know Taylor swift around here, especially Kaylin
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Jason Brown pretty much paying her mortgage with all the
merge and records and sweatshirts and guitars and roller skates
and the underwear collection that you have with Taylor, I mean, yeah,
brilliant This woman is brilliant. You know how I feel
about her. She now has a new species of millipede
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named in her honor because of one of her big fans,
The twisted claw millipine Nnaria swift, joined sixteen other new
species described from the Appalachian Mountains of the United States.
Little known invertebrates have a valuable role as decomposers, breaking
down leaf litter. They release their nutrients into the ecosystem.
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They live on the forest floor, where they feed on
decaying leaves their plant matter. If I didn't know better,
I was I'm not sure if this is an honor
you eat decay off the floor. Yeah, but a bunch
of scientists describe these new species in a research paper,
and I guess because they're fans, they named one after her.
(01:24:16):
See Nenaria swift, a that eats rotting, decomposing thing. So yeah,
I have to think twice about that. If somebody named
like a, like a rotting, decomposing consuming thing after me,
I'd be like, is that an extra minor? Like? Who
did that? I don't know if I'm flattered or not.
Definitely gonna be Paulina after Doshakut three minutes away, Fred show.
It's the Fresh Show one. Do you have what it
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takes the battle? You're definitely gonna be called not today. Hey,
let's play game game named after her goal. It's time
to play your lead's favorite game, fittle. So okay, just
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play a lunst. You can win some awesome Prisesoe spot. Hey,
I don't know. I think it's a lot of people's
favorite game. What a collaborate I know, Freddie to hop
on the beat, real Rick, Freddie on the beat? Hope
are you preparing though? For Bubba? I mean, this is
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what I do. This is what I do, Am Bam,
Nicole Halo seals. How you doing? What's going on? Nicole? Hey?
How are you good? How are you guys? Oh? My god?
So great? Tell us all about you? Please? Um, I
am a third great teacher. This is my twenty fourth
year which I have a suggestion from Helena. Please go back, no,
(01:25:48):
please come up with the teacher song to the end
of the year to tell a grate us getting out
of this hell? Please? Oh like an end of COVID
end of school year song. I mean she's been known
to do school fights songs. I mean, anything's possible. I
like it, like pump us up, pump us up for
the next year. Yeah, like like launch us into the summer. Yeah.
(01:26:08):
But by the way, what yes please? Yeah? Yes, by
the way, I have three teenage boys, so being a
teacher and three teenage boys and being married. Who bless you? Yeah,
you sound like a third grade teacher. I mean the
addiction's perfect, you know, it's like and the sort of
the tone, the cadence, it just sounds like you deal
(01:26:28):
with kids old. Thank you, it's perfect. Love my job.
I know it sounds like I don't, but I do
love my job. It kind of sounded like you didn't,
but no, I believe that you do. It's like, just
make a song for how terrible everything is and how
the world's gonna you know, mean so much better when
school years over. But I love my job. Hey, you know,
(01:26:49):
we all have our loved and hates about everything. But
now I think the teachers have to pay Paulina, lets
look at you. I love how you guys keep me
moving forward. I will say that teachers have a right
to feel some relief and to celebrate at the end
of this school you're in particular, Oh yeah, I think
not that, then don't don't ask me on Twitter, please
not again, Melissa. But I know COVID's not over, but
(01:27:12):
we're getting back to sort of, you know, semi regular
life now, and that's got to be a big relief
for the teachers, right it is no more masks. It's
amazing to actually seek at spaces and hear them. Oh
my gosh. So I don't blame you. I don't blame
you for being excited about summer. And then we start
over again for the next school year. But let's play
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could watch and then if you win, you get one
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well at Chicago French Press dot com. I get that
movie theater over there. Yeah, yeah, that Mexican spot. There's
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a restaurant too, next to one in the Chicken spot. Yeah,
Nando's is over there. You get the Chicken spot over there,
Nandos you used to have. I don't know if the
Chicago Pizza Museum used to be there. I don't know.
If it's still there. But they had a pizza museum.
I know, I just's over there by a big Al's
home depot. It is right down the street. All my
friends that were there, and White Palace Grill's been there. Yeah,
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and they advertise it right out there. All right, let's
play the game, Uplin, with all due respect. Audios. Okay,
good luck teacher, Good luck teacher, Um profesta profesa. Here
we go. Question number one for you? What flavors makeup
(01:28:43):
Neapolitan ice cream? Oh? Boy, um, strawberry, vanilla and chocolate.
Freed Carlo was a famous painter from this country, Spain,
which fast food chain introduced to slowan Where's the Beef
in the US and Canada in nineteen eighty four to
(01:29:06):
finish them. Lincoln Park two was born in eighteen sixty
eight with New York City's Central Park Chicago two pair
of animals as a gift. What animals were set? Multiple choice?
Bear cubs, swans, rattlesnakes, or penguins. You're killing me. What
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was the first one? Bear cubs, swans, rattlesnakes or penguins.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to penguins. I don't know.
We can't say prefrontal cortex. Actually both a wrong. The
prefrontal cortex, sarah bellum, and the hippocampus are all parts
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of this complex organ that's three. That's three. That's a
good score. A tie, A tie, A tie, A tie
does go to Paulina. A tie does go to Paulina.
That's the way the rules work on this little gaming
game here. Okay, three score to beat miss Paulina. I'm scarred?
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Are you ready? I don't know, I'm really nervous. Yeah.
What flavors makeup Neapolitan ice cream? Is that strawberry chocolate vanilla? Correct? Whoa?
Free to Carlo was a famous painter from this country, Mexico. Correct? Whoa?
Which fast food chain introduced the slogan where's the beef
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in the US and Canada in nineteen eighty four, The
beef Arbies. That is incorrect. That's we got the meats.
We got the meats. Lincoln Park Zoo was born in
eighteen sixty eight. This is a multiple choice. By the way,
When New York City's Central Park sent Chicago two pair
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of animals as a gift. What animals were sent? Was
it bears? Swans, rattlesnakes or penguins. Swans. That's correct. The
Central Park Board of Commissioners gifted the zoo two pair
of swans. In its early years, the Lincoln Park Zoo
was home to bison, foxes, elk, deer wolves, eagles, poma peacocks,
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two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree.
Um and these swans. So there you go. And finally,
the prefrontal cortex, SaraBellum, and hippocampus are all parts of
this complex organ your brain develop until you are twenty five.
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keep it up now, trip to Vegas. The Entertainber Report
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got my fun fact headlines in the lazy version of
trending stories in just a few minutes. On the French Show,
it's eight twenty two. Thank you for having a son?
One O three five number five kiss. The latest entertainment
news is on The Fred Show. Guys. Will Smith may
have to save more than just his career because things
between he and Jada are not doing well ever since
(01:33:05):
he smacked Chris Rock at the Oscars seemingly for her.
There's actually been problems three years in their relationship, but
they're barely talking right now, and under California law, if
they split she'll get half of Will's three hundred and
fifty million dollars fortune, could be one of them. That's
kind of a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. Let her
take it, Let her, let her take it, Let her
take half, and Will Smith be gone of that woman
(01:33:28):
like that woman's way not good for Wait what? Yes,
there was something going on there because she I think
she sped up with him privately, because this one means
she didn't react, nor did she really support his decision
to not that she should have, by the way, because
it's not okay, you don't you don't. I understand he
was defending her honor, but you don't get to just
(01:33:49):
walk on stage and the slap a comedian in the face.
But she also don't get to have a relationship with
your son's best friend. While your husband knows all that too.
We don't know what the terms of their relationship. I'm
just saying her reaction, her reaction to the whole thing,
makes me think that this is just par for the
course for what she thinks of him these days, like
that maybe he's having anger issues or he can't control
(01:34:10):
his emotions to something, because she basically rolled his eyes
when he did it. I mean even though he was
doing it for her. I think if it had been
a one time laps and judgment, she would have stood
by him. But I don't think it is. I think
maybe this is who Will Smith is right now. He's
being mind controlled by this woman and it's not good
and he's not been in the right mindset for a
long time and it's all because of her and her
(01:34:32):
red table talking. Yeah, I don't buy that. I think
we got to be responsible for our own actions. I
started with Adam and Eve and I really do. I
really think that there's more to the story than we know.
Because again, you if you, if you do something stupid,
rufio and you and Jess are in a healthy, happy,
good place, She's going to find a way to try
(01:34:55):
and make you look good and stand up for you
even if she thinks you're wrong, because that's what you
do in a partnership. Correct. Yeah, Jada did not do that,
and there are a lot of reasons why. One because
he was raw, he was definitely wrong. You got to
ride for your husbands, so no matter what. And then
privately tell him you're tripping because she's over his behavior.
Because there's there's stuff going on that we don't know about,
(01:35:17):
and I feel bad about the whole thing. I'm not
saying it's okay. I'm I don't think it's okay. That
Will's not in his right mind, and I hope he
gets help. I really do, because nobody wants to live
that way. But there's more than we know absolutely about
what's going on behind the scenes, and that's why I
don't think she was at least bit surprised to see
him act that way, which is why she made no
reaction whatsoever. It's like, here we go again. Yeah, there's
(01:35:38):
a lot of old videos resurfacing, two of them that
shows kind of the dynamic in their relationship and that
it may not be as great, but they've been together
for a long time. They've been through a lot, So
I hope he could help because I liked Will Smith,
and I just I don't know. This is not too
what you want to see. Yeah, apparently Rufy hates Jada,
though apparently it's all her fault. I had no idea. Yeah,
she made him go slap Chris Rock. People don't make
(01:36:01):
people behave in a certain way. You behave because you
choose to go ahead, go ahead. I'm sorry I'm sorry.
Like Kila was saying, there's there's older videos too that
have surface where Gina is just like a very It
looks like she's this controlling Will and he's just under
some kind of spell that he can't get out of.
You know what I'm saying, you guys, the Tupac memes
have finally gotten to him. I think you know, there's
(01:36:21):
a lot going on in that relationship, yes, behind the scenes,
but in like what I see, it's just like Will
Smith is not the same person. And I think it's
because of Jada and that's giving her a lot of power.
But you know, teach their own I guess everybody has
their own opinion. Speaking of drama, there might be some
for Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker aka Travis. Money's the
(01:36:43):
cause Actually this time as prenup conversation started since their
fake wedding in Vegas, and it's created some of the
first tension they've ever really had in their relationship. They've
now taken their tongues out of each other's mouths long
enough to argue about money. Courtney smart, she knows that
she should have a prenup and you know, Momager Chris
is all over it too, because she is all about
protecting the family's money. They don't have enough money and
(01:37:04):
they must protect it at all costs, so that's causing
some tension. The Internet was freaking out yesterday about a
photo that Drake posted with his arms around Taylor Swift.
But guys, it was just a photo. Some people thought
it meant new music, which it doesn't. It was actually
a very old photo. If you're a Swiftie, you've seen
that one before. But I know a lot of people
thought they were maybe gonna collab or something. Speaking of
(01:37:27):
the internet, there's a video from the Oscars that I'm
obsessed with. No, it was not the slap that everyone
was talking about, but it was I don't know if
you saw this Friday. It was Lady Gaga on stage
with Liza and Ellie and Liza was struggling a little
bit with her lines and Lady Gaga leaned down and
whispered to her, I caught you, and it was just
the sweetest thing ever. And ever since that moment, they're besties,
(01:37:48):
which makes me want to cry right now. Of course
they are. They're so close that they're actually talking about
working together, which I love. There's something about Gaga and
older stars. She just loves them wants to protect them,
and I love that about her. She's really close with
Tony Bennett, who's you know, not doing well health wise,
but she's also taken lines under her wing. And the
day after they were at the Oscars together, Gaga actually
(01:38:09):
went to her house to have lunch. Oh, she loves
the old people. The gah. She certainly does a little
old folks home. She loves all the old people. Yeah,
Tony Bennett, that grammy awesome too. I know, I know.
And she's still really close with him, and you can
tell like they just love you. Yeah. I love her
because she loves old people, because I love old people. Yeah,
(01:38:29):
we all do. We love old people more to check
it online. Today, Johnny Depp took the stand in that
defamation case against Amber Heard whoa. I'd watched him of
that yesterday. It was it's so weird. It's weird to
watch the actors try and ben you don't know if
they're exactly like I'm watching him yesterday. Is he's playing
a role right now or is this who he is?
That how he talks. That's a good point because he
could probably win people over if he wanted to. Sure,
(01:38:52):
I don't know. Yeah, the whole thing is kind of creepy.
Makes me feel a key. Also the Marvel superhero that
everyone thinks as gay as hell. It's on French show
Radio dot conference are so good. So did you know that?
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don't know. Nobody knows what you're agreeing to. No, don't care,
nobody knows, no idea take it. I mean we should
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it would take seventy six eight hour workdays to read
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you click on answering, Wow, I'm sure we've agreed to
some wild ass stuff like in the Apple one wild
wild old stuff that we've agreed to. Trending stories headlines
to start your Wednesday next after imagine dragons in two
minutes Fred Show on one h three five one kiss
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at them. This is what's trending. A couple of people
agree with you, Rufe it's all Jada's fault. God Well,
and it might be that you know they're toxic together
and that that leads to some of the issues that
each of them are having, or that one of them's
(01:40:46):
having or whatever. But it also doesn't excuse someone's behavior,
and it's not for just one person. You've got to
be accountable for your own behavior. So that's the case.
If she's somehow fueling him to act in a certain
kind of way, then and it's not making him or
her happy or it's dysfunctional, then he could step away,
But then he has to face his own actions. And
I don't I don't think it's ever a good idea
(01:41:08):
to say, well, I I am this way, or it's
that person's fault that I act the way that I do.
You got to tackle that stuff otherwise, otherwise who You're
not accountable. I know, I could go through life. I
mean like, well, it's this person's fault and that person's
fault that I'm a jerk to everybody that, you know whatever.
He's like that. A lot of people like that. Fortunately,
(01:41:31):
a lot of people like that. It's hard to do
the work. It's hard to look in the mirror and say, wait,
maybe it's my fault. Maybe I'm the maybe I And
oftentimes the people that do that, they blame everybody else
and somehow they can't hear themselves saying, wait a minute,
everybody else is the problem, but you're the common denominator.
Like maybe it's yeah, I just don't trust her. I don't.
(01:41:51):
That's fair, yeah, man, but I don't. I don't tangle
mats all these other things, you know, in love with
Tupac and all that stuff. And I mean, she has
an ex she's toxic. I know that. Actually, Will Smith
was even in the picture then was saying no, no,
but like he still has it's like stuff he has
still hear about, you know what I'm saying. The entanglement
as well, and obviously I'll see and this park was
(01:42:12):
in love with her and wrote her all, I'm sure
it's challenging, but he care. It doesn't justify punching people
in the face or whatever. I'm not saying that. I'm
not saying this slab was justified at all. I'm just
saying that their relationship is toxic and she has a
big part to do with She's yes embarrassed her man
publicly many times. Yeah, I know a lot of them
would be okay with and I get that. But remember,
(01:42:35):
we don't know what the terms were. I mean, supposedly
they were in an open relationship, and if that's what
they agreed to between the two of them, then she
was only doing what they agreed to if they did,
you know, I don't know what the rules were. I
know people, I actually know several people who are married
in open relationships and they're not. They don't any want
to know about it, and so the rule is, don't
(01:42:56):
anybody find out that we're doing this, like because we
have an image to uphold. So so this is what
we agree to, but you got to conceal it. Don't
make me look stupid. I don't know if that was
their deal. Maybe their deal was, we just have an
open relationship, in which case she's not doing anything wrong.
That's wild to me though. Plus I like whatever if
they're they're religion whatever they are, you know. Yeah, that
(01:43:19):
adds a whole another The Ceno is out here Man
Bulls Bucks Tonight Milwaukee game two Bucks lead the series.
I'm gonna be hearing from Rufio until about midnight tonight.
Game starts today thirty. I don't appreciate it eight thirties
too late from morning people. But I'm watching because I
am hardcore Bulls in this series. The only time I'm
(01:43:41):
not gonna be one time I'm not going to be
as if they make it to the finals and they
take on the Suns, we're gonna have a problem. But
you already got one on us, so it's our turn.
That's what I think us the Bulls already beat the Suns,
and you know nineteen ninety three, Baby, I don't don't
don't think I didn't forget. I don't think I don't
think I did forget. Hurt It hurts me. Yeah, VI
(01:44:03):
received John Paxton. I'm ripping that ring off his finger
and running. He's got he's got two more. So. Yeah,
I've lived here for almost thirteen years, and I've never
seen the guy. I've I've seen Bill Wedding. I've seen
all these guys out. Yeah, I never seen him, and
I really want to like take a picture with him,
and I want him to hold that ring up and
I want to point at it and be like, that's
my They do they oftentimes Bill Weddington wears one every day. Yeah,
(01:44:27):
well yeah, so it's like Jordan doesn't wear his. No,
some of the some of the guys wear him every
single day, right, some of them. Some of them have
have to pawn them in because they needed the money
stuff like that. But yeah, yeah, some guys were the
first one. Some guys were the last one. Some guys, yeah,
especially if they're doing like if they won an NBA
championship or a couple and they do TV. Now you
(01:44:47):
don't say yeas in the playoffs. Fat ring on the like,
I've worn his ring. I wore his ringing a dunkin
Donuts one day and I'm like, this isn't the Sun's one, right,
He's like, no, this was the what was it the
Trailblazers or yeah, I'm like, all right, I can wear
this one. Sacrilege to wear the other one. I cried
in front of my television when the Illinois announced that
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officials are dropping the mass mandate for airports in public
transportation to align with Monday's federal court ruling. I thought
we covered this, but apparently the governor's executive order remained intact.
There was a confusion, so it's official, no masks on
public transportation. Netflix is trending today. They've lost subscribers for
the first time in more than ten years. They're expected
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to lose two million more in the second quarter. Why
because people are stealing it, and really because there's so
much more competition. I'm telling you there's gonna be some
kind of major merge or giant package that comes out
at some point where you get a bunch of these
in one like for like Cable, because otherwise I have
to subscribe to like fifteen of these things to get everything.
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Think about it. If you want to watch everything that
people are talking about right now, you gotta have Disney Plus, Hulu,
you got to have Netflix, HBO, Max Showtime, and I'm
missing some. You gotta have Cable still at least at
least so at some point they're gonna do something with
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that wallet Hub ranked Delta Airlines as the best US airline,
Hawaiian at number two, which I think is again as
a sham. And whoever is going to Hawaii, He's never pissed.
How could you possibly be. It's like, ask me if
I love Southwest when I'm going to Vegas. Well, I'm
going to Vegas. I'm loving them right now. Ask me
depending if I won or lost going home, and how
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home over I am? If I like Southwest going home,
I don't like them. By the way, Selfs came in
at number eleven. Somehow the cheapest winner in the different categories.
It was cheapest frontier, most reliable was Delta, most comfortable,
Jet Blue, Best for pets Delta SkyWest Envoy, least complicate
or least complaint about rather SkyWest, and the safest was Alaska.
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There's a sperm donor from the US. Name is Kyle
Gordy lives in LA That's trending today because he's soon
going to be the father to fifty five children after
traveling across the US and Europe just to impregnate women.
He already has forty six children with nine more on
the way. By the way, he will offer his services
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services either via insemination or for roughly about ten percent
of his donations, she'll actually do the act for you,
Like he'll get right in there. Is this is he
offers us up for free. The man does not charge
for anything for his donations. It says he only does
it simply because he wants to help women have children.
I don't think that's the only reason. All over the world,
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it's say, it's a weird power thing. He wants to
be like Genghis Khan. He knows he has a kids
out there, like there's legacies. It's some weird you go through.
I can't wait for like Tom Hanks the plan in
a movie or something that will be that's believable. It's
gonna have to be someone a little seasier, nicest guy
in the world, you know what I'm saying. A Michigan
man was awarded a Guinness World Record when the circumference
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of his tongue was officially measured at four point eight inches.
It would help if this was the same guy with
this herma. I mean, that would really probably help his
business aspirations. Dante, Well, but we've you know, really fired
things up. Dante Barnes of Battle Creek which he must
be the most popular guy of Battle Creek because I've
been there. It's not that big. Um said that he
realized his tongue might be unusual when he watched a
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video online of someone measuring their own tongue. It measures
four point eight inches in circumference, which is roughly the
same size as a ping pong mall. Oh, so you
have to roll it up to me. I don't know.
It's National Cheese Fries Day, National Lookalike Day, National Pineapple
upside downcake Day. We'll do blogs and I'm brand new
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waiting by the phone. Next show. Yeah, they talk better
than they tie. These are the radio blogs on the
French side, Like we're riding in our diary, except we
say it a lot of course. Six fifty and eight
fifty Jason Browns do the blog go, you dear blog.
So this best Friday night. I definitely tried to live
my best twenty one year old life. Um. I went
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out to Peppi's facetimed Kaylin introduced the world to our
favorite server, Ashley picture. Yeah, yeah, you got to FaceTime
with Ashley. She met Chance my daughter and I can't
believe that you met this superstar I mean, are you
gonna hit a first name basis? Do you think ash
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and I Yeah, yeah, okay, she's iconics clearly, Yeah, great
to put a face with the name, right. She was
bringing shots, so I was doing tequila shots. One time
was clear, one time was brown. I was gone. When
I FaceTime Kaylin, it was bad, and I was like,
I want to go to the club. So like we
went to this bar that turned into a club, like
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downtown Tinley. Um when there's a bar that turns into
a club Holstein's, So it's like an Irish bar. And
then all of a sudden, like a DJ comes in
at nice every selver has a are that turns into
a yes. Yeah. So I was let. I was like dancing,
shaking this ass up in the club like intently. Then
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come Saturday morning, threw up everywhere. I haven't thrown up
from drinking in like probably five or six years. Like
it's always a good idea thusting disco. Mike was like, God,
that does good for you, know, like you you pay
your playing. I'm like that that's always helpful when you're
not doing No. He always knows what to say, you know,
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So I think that might be it for me like
doing all of that and what night, Like I'm thirty three,
I need to like not do that anymore. So you do.
That's the lesson moving forward. I can sell ue tequila shots,
maybe not mixing, and that's going to the club. You
just got to start planning, like a two or three
day block for recovery. That's the thing when you're twenty something. Naw,
you just go hard and then you wake up the
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next day little headache. Maybe get up Yeah, no big deal.
Now now if I'm gonna go we went hard on
Saturday night, you can cancel the next couple of days, like,
just can't put in my schedule. Yes, I got I
will not available anymore. I couldn't move. And then we
had habachi Saturday night and I was like, I enjoyed
this so much more if I wasn't so hung over.
I'm like, it is six pm and I'm still hung over.
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Drink again? No, no, I was slamming water like just
water like no, no, Sometimes sometimes I'll do it. It's
the hair of the dog. Back on track. So my
dad was like, you want to be like, no, I
don't want to drink over. We didn't Mike go to
the club with you. Yeah he was standing there like yeah,
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he wasn't corner. No, he was with their other friends
that were there frolicking around. I was just buying myself,
doing my own thing, like whole scenes. You should come out.
We need to do Tokyo steakhouse then whole first. Oh
my gosh, oh the legendary. So like lunch dinner after
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a party, isn't be a whole day. So I'm gonna
need I'm gonna needed a couple of days for two reasons.
One because of all the food and two does all
the those that's I'll need. Yeah, give me three days
off to the life from America's greatest city, Chicago, Kim
and I heart radio station. It's so French. Probably a
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good thing that I just didn't think about it. So
there weren't a bunch of cheesy for twenty jokes today,
but it is for twenty and I thought that Manny's
Manny's Dahi tweeted, We're now the unofficial sponsor of curing
your munchies today. Guarantee you won't leave Hungary for twenty
I love that place too. What's your move there? You
get something? Will you get there? I tried to order
me so um, I love Mati Ball soup. And then
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Robert keep a strama, keep a stray fire. I mean honestly,
everything's good, so whatever, and then the Latcas amazing because
are amazing fire. So it's like whatever I'm in the
mood for. But yeah, Turkey was Strammy. Hell yeah, it's hard.
It's hard to say whether that Johnny's beef, um, JP Graziano,
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It's hard to say the best sandwich. But they're also different.
I can say all three. I think I vote. I
vote Graziano's for the best Italian So so good. Yeah,
shout out to Jim haven't buddy of ours, haven't had
it yet. He's got a fire T shirt for me.
Wait and I gotta go pick it up. I don't
know they're open today, Collad they did with my Lord
and uh circle yeah yeah, fire T shirt. I'm like,
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I don't want this, I need this. I'm gonna wait
in line for the drop. Absolutely not. I know, jim
My boy, Jim. It was like an April Fool's prank.
They come by all three restaurants to make one name.
So it's pretty funny. Yeah, I told you guys. I
went to the opening of the bar Stool bar. Yeah
boy had Portnoy hero or whatever um And I was
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summoned to like the VIP area to meet Jim Raziano.
And I it was as if I truly he was
he is this, he is the sandwich king of Chicago.
I would have thanked him for all his work. I
truly felt like I was meeting royalty. Like I was
way more excited to meet him than any of the
other people I met that night. It was like, and
then we traded numbers. I'm like, I have your phone number.
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This doesn't mean like I have a sandwich anytime I want.
I mean truly delicious sandwich. Now I'm gonna get a
thousand tweet from people going, No, this neighborhood spot is
a place, and that could be and I'm willing to
try it. I suppose my neighborhood spot would be Kraziano
simply because it's I think it's closest to me than
any other place I'm aware of. It's authentic, it's delicious,
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it is delicious west Loop. I highly record love. Yeah,
you can get that. Yeah, Genara Era, you can get
that to put that on anything. They sell that in
the jars of it that they make there. You can
put that on anything. It's delicious. Beef kids, right, beef kids.
Yeah they Oh yeah, I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
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On we talk about food all morning. I know we
have a meeting coming up to it gonna be is
there gonna be food. We're gonna go get our own food.
You know they don't they don't nourish us around here. Right,
we'll go down make a trip. Shout out to Mama Fred.
Oh yeah, yeah. Deviled eggs, Thank you, Mama Fred. They
were delicious. Did you enjoy them? I never had. There's
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bacon and she puts bacon in the deviled eggs. Thank
you for keeping those chilled on your on your plane ride.
I didn't. I appreciate that hand carried those biggest. I
was convinced something like these. First of all, I had
some of my own two, but I'm like, these have
to be perfect because I can't have you eating them
and getting sick because they weren't like properly cooled. So
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I literally had them surrounded in the ice packs and
the whole thing, and then in plastic bags so they
wouldn't smell like eggs, you know, like smell like sulfur
or whatever. It's so good and there's, like you said,
some kind of she puts some kind of sprinkle on
top of it. I want to try one. Nah, I'll
bring you one tomorrow, am sorry, five or four? And
there I thought you offered. I did not offer anything.
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I said, I'm not gonna eat this in front of
you because it smells like this is rufio we're talking about.
You offer anything. But my mom's like, really, he wants
the deviled eggs. And it was like seven or eight
o'clock at night, two nights ago, and she's in her
pajamas and she starts hard boiling eggs. Oh. She made him, Yeah,
to make sure that he got really appreciate a Mama, Fred,
thank you so much. My mom is amazing. Like I
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love deviled eggs, but nobody on my side of the
family makes it. No one on just the side of
the family makes it. So I never get it, you
know what I'm saying. So and she doesn't. There's no recipe,
Like every time they're different. She just makes him like
who knows it could be? Well, like like I feel
like there's extra, like it's piled on in there. You
know it's good. The bacon chef's kiss. I want one.
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I'll bring you one. I think that they were my refrigerator.
It'll be good tomorrow. One thing. Yeah, you have more. Yeah,
bring the rest of them in fred Yeah. No, good
for a couple of days. Refrigerator. Yeah. I would like
to try, like to try one, But now that all
this hubbub is happening, I won't say that I brought them,
and then you guys can try and then I'll say, oh,
look what I found. I was gonna bring this up today,
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but we'll have to do it tomorrow. But my mom
is truly one of the most thoughtful people I've ever met,
like honestly, but she also I think she doesn't think
I'm capable of caring for myself at forty years old,
like I I. She sent me home yesterday with a
bag of literally a bag of groceries. Love her that
she went out and got there was like a meat
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and potatoes and like literally a bag of groceries because
she's like, oh there, you know you're gonna get home
and there won't be any food there, um, and so
here you need to have food. Uh yeah, she well,
she froze some of the meat. And then because there's
a there's one busher that she really likes at home,
so she went and got like the special and then
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she froze the meat and used that like as the freezer,
you know, like yeah, exactly because she thinks of all
this stuff. But there was there were plates nap. I mean,
like as if I was gonna, like, I don't know,
like some somewhere beat Queen Arizona in Illinois, I was
going to crash and I need to like cook something.
Eating the raw meat Kansas somewhere is supposed to like
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going to the Taco bell that's right there, or wherever
I landed my plane on the road, take a little
campfire and start, you know, grilling stuff up or whatever.
But I mean it's just like I as much as
I I love it and I'm grateful for it, I
think she really like I don't know what she thinks
happens when I get back here. I mean I spend
most of my time here and I certainly am not
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losing any weight, So it's like, I don't know, but
I don't think she thinks I can care for myself.
It is funny moms and Grandma's always think. You know,
they say all this stuff to you, and it's like,
what do you think, Like you think I can't drive
or I don't remind myself to be careful, you know.
When they're like be careful, it's like, because if you
didn't remind me, I wouldn't be careful. They think we
can't survive. I don't think she did that for my sister.
I bet she did it. Of course she didn't. But
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when she when she goes to Dallas to see my sister,
she spends like three days cooking food. Yeah, and leaves
the refrigerator absolutely pack So I guess that's the equivalent.
But anyway, Yeah, she's pretty awesome. Uh oh, there's uh
East Why why is he east? Sloop Tom? Now he
must have moved, but he didn't change his handle? Is
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the same feels j P. Graziano getting all kinds of
love from Fred but he still can't pronounce you, n
Jarn and Eira. I think at this point I say
it wrong on purpose. You're a real Chicago and now
and then I've heard this more than once. Elmwood Park
Alpine food Shop. You have to try the subs there.
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Somebody's side big fern. I've heard that more than once. Okay,
all right, so go check that out. See we could
have this conversation all day. But I'm gonna start hitting
up the local neighborhoods. I think this summer. I think
I'm gonna start hitting up like like once a week.
I'm gonna hit like the spot you're gonna but for
the local neighborhood, you're gonna have to narrow it down
for me, like, don't tell me four spots, Like tell
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me like you guys are gonna have to come together
in your in your village meeting and aside, this is
the place that represents us the best. And then I'm going,
there's a food tour you should do. We should do
like a take callers from that town every week and
then be like boom, it's just gonna cause a mess
of social media. It's just gonna be a whole thing.
Oh no, that's not a pie, it's not the place.
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It's this. And then here we go, get a rent
a camaro and head out out there. You know it's
never been done, never been done. Yeah, and then like
grow like a really nasty looking kind of got thing
and and then yeah, going the back and watched the
guy cook it and whatever and then eat. That's the
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only thing about guy that drives me crazy. I know
a couple of restaurants that he personally that guys that
have been on his show, and it like it transformed
the restaurant and then when it re errs and it
transforms it again. So it's very cool what he's doing
for these local restaurants. And he's also like big with
the first responders and he's always stepping up with the
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wildfires and the whole thing. But the thing, the only
thing that drives me nuts is when he orders the
number one seller and then proceeds to tell the owner
why it's good. And it's like, dude, you ordered the
top selling thing. Of course it's good. It's for the
people at home, but you didn't discover that describing it
for us at home, so we can really wrap our minds.
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Like here, I am a JP Graziano's. I'm eating the
mister g Ah. This is incredible. Everybody, It's like, yes,
it is. They so four million of them a year.
I'm over here at McDonald's, man, this big Mac is
really something. It's like, dude, maybe I'll see him again
at the finals. I can tell him all these things.
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